I've got no doubt in my mind this has been done before but for shits and giggles, I submit this to the fa/tg/uys. Replace your models with shotglasses. Play 40k. When something dies, you drink that fucker.Horde armies should be played with beer. Quasi elite units should be played with premix. Elite units that are hard to kill should be played with straight shots of your drink of choice. Multiple wound models are a shot a wound. Monstrous creatures are replaced with large cups of strong premix and the cup is split into sections for each wound.750 points is a good game size.Vehicles are worth a shot for ever weapon destroyed and immobilised result and finally once more when it explodes. NIGHTMARE MODE: Play Buffalo. If you ever pick up a model with your right hand and Buffalo is called, you must drink. This includes during deployment. Pic related. I think it was the Scout snipers.
Interesting...
And just to clarify that all players involved were also /b/tards, I submit my opponent's Broodlord.
my guard would be lethal
This sounds awesome.
In large games, are victory points awarded according to those who do not vomit?
God, I want to play this. Right the fuck now.
Nice idea but i prefer games where i don't end up with alcohol poisoning.
EASY MODE: for the kidneys... Play warhammer.Take a shot if:a vehicle or a squad is destroyed or runs off the board
A carnifex and squad of genestealers move through the ruins...
>>2276620Lol... Plastic cups.
A painted carnifex ready to eat some marines
>>2276606take another shot if one of your characters looses a challage
I'd worry about some drunken jackass knocking the table and spilling necrons all over. Delicious delicious necrons.
Genestealers flanking terminators. One of us is about to get really drunk...
>>2276651What the fuck is that crimson thing in the background?
>>2276658looks like a velvet vest.
A brilliant idea.
A genestealer tends to his fallen commrade. Its cold...so cold...
>>2276668Well that's just gay.
>>2276674SCENERY!BEAM!CAT FOOD!THE PERFECT PARTY
Oh god, Tyranid gaunts with the 'Without Number' rule.DO WANT.
>>2276676I didn't even know that they even still made vests.I mean, even Gays find vests gay.Trust me, I should know. I'm a vest.
A genestealer bleeds out. Vision was getting blurry, and the shots sloppy at this point..
>>2276685Enemy Without Number: Essentially, when a unit is wiped out, place that unit back at your table edge....I'm taking annual leave.
Our cat, trying to work out what exactly was going on. Oh yeah, for the record, its not a vets. They're red boxers.
Just found a comic about this.Bring on the dreadnoughts!
>>2276765Oh, heavens, I remember this comic.
>>2276707Vests are pretty snazzy when worn with a tuxedo. Hell, they're sweet with just a good (white) button down and black pants.But you have to be skinny to pull them off.>>2276498I don't even play WH40k, but I'd learn just for this.
This poses an excellent question: if we changed it to "Dungeons and Drunkards," would you take a gulp (or shot) for every time YOU are hit, or an ENEMY is hit?
as a guard player, fuck this game I dont want to die just yet.
what would an imperator titan be? a keg?
>>2276522budweiser in a shot glass for your IG
>>2276835Every time the dice rolls.
40k, without dealing with greedy salesman, expensive models, painting and modeling? You found a way to make this game fun.
>>2276898But... I'm not aiming for liver failure...
>>2276855baneblade is 3 beers.warlord titan is a 5L heinken mini keg.
Actually, your pic has given me a better idea.Play a capture the objective game and replace the objective markers with shot glasses. When you capture an objective, your opponent drinks the fucker. If all objectives are drunk move them and restart the game. Continue until you run out of liquor or one of you is under the table.
This idea.... so pure and beautiful.....I am going to call my buddies immediately , we shall paly with our old 2e handbooks from highschool!
>>2276933Pansy.
PROTIP: liver damage does not occur after 10-15 drinks.
>>2277027People mentioning liver damage are obviously planning to play Drunkhammer more than once.
>>2276498 Then you're not doing it right.
For the record, I threw up after the Terminators got shredded by Genestealers. It helps to have other players handy to tag in and finish the game.
I call dibs on your stuff after you die.
>>2277027No, but alcohol poisoning sure does.
>>2277164You can have the Broodlord.
>>2277169You have shit tolerance. I have gone well over 32 1.5 oz shots without so much as a hangover.I was still drunk the next day.
>>2277206Yeah. It's been a while since I did any heavy drinking. This was breaking back in.
I convinced my friends playing a MTG draft tournament (myself, 7 other people, and a booster box) at my friends parents beach house for his 21 birthday to do a MTG drinking game: Everytime you are hit for damage, you take a shot of bushmills (or similarly alcoholic beverage). All but one of my friends didn't make it past the first round.God damn lightweights >:(
Variant 40k games do have another evil cousin. Every 40ker has proxy models they will probably never use. Put them in a game and play. Whenever a unit gets hit with anything, hit the actual models with a mallet. Vary the size of the hammer for the strength of the hit. Its called Smashhammer and its great.
Dice pong.
Bump for great justice!
>>2276791Damn, you stole my name
Fantastic
need help /tg/ trying to put soulstorm on- didnt want to load up, saying something like, cannot orthorise disk- its all 100% bought and made legally :D. so i thought i'd reinstall the game.... now THIS happens (refer to pic), please i need to KILL SOME HUMIEZ! the same problem for the other DOW games as well, what is happening THQ?!!pic VERY related
>>2278461It means you are an idiot for using any other OS than WinXPAlso, try cleaning the disc's underside with MOTHERFUCKING SOFT tissues or glasswipes GENTLY.
>>2276498
>>2278461u r a faget
I still can't get over how fucking genius this is.
Bump for the Emperor. Spread the word.Pic related. The shotglasses we used for vehicle damage on the Whirlwind and Dreadnought.
My dice are baptised now.
Bumping for great justice.
