Ask her why she groping my ass. Tell her to continue.

>>4005817
That is suspicious at best. Ask her to tell you something that only you would know, like about one of the items in your room.

>Ass-grab
Respond positively.

Well how about that.
Reciprocate ass grabbing

>>4005849
Joan isn't a liar.

>>4005817
If she's just a childhood friend, why does she look quite a bit like us?

>>4005849
Are you some kind of homosexual?

>>4005885
John is female you furry faggot, the can't copulate.

>>4005817

Compliment her hair style.

Ask her to cease and desist.

Introduce her to you new dog.

>>4005837

This.

>>4005888

You seem to be unfamiliar with John's species.

>>4005888
I know that, I was just saying...

Also, I'm all for adding another lesbian to the pile. And especially the bath.

We definitely want her around. John can go choke on a dick.
Also, this
>>4005837

Tell her to please stop groping our ass long enough to explain this spell she was talking about. Then introduce her to John.

>>4005908
John's mouth is too big, that would be impossible.

Shit, why are people complaining about too many lesbians? I cannot wait for the JoanxJohnxNaga naked funtimes.

How does John feel about the whole situation?

I think SDF needs to introduce some awesome male characters. Sides' the grandpa. also, continue groping ass, ditch John

Everyone shut up, wait for the next picture, and delete your posts once the next one is up.

You do not see John anywhere. As you do not remember John moving away from the kitchen when the doorbell rang, you believe it safe to assume she is still in the kitchen. Some alien force makes you think that John probably knows how to use a fridge.

You ask Naga for proof of your friendship.

"The secret safe combination."

"...and Maka-Maka."

I suggest we have lesbian sex.

GUYS!

A) John is never leaving, stop suggesting that. As evidenced by SDF using John to convey his emotions in various threads (killing anons, dollar sign eyes when talking of commissions, etc) John can be considered the DMPC, only one that's a complete dick.

B) THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH LESBIANS. EVER. WHY WOULD YOU BITCH ABOUT THIS.

Invite Naga into the kitchen. Let her play with John's roast beef.

christ, this story is just... LESBAINS
ITS AWESOME.

you know full well /tg/ is just after this kind of stuff, so you are seeing what happens when you just hand it to them, arent you?

>>4005935
Ask about maka maka
and ask her to open SUPER SECRET SAFE
And tell her we don't know about either of those things due to lolamnesia
Also, ask her why she lloks like OUR OWN CLONE

>>4005935
Ask what Maka Maka is.

Introduce her to John.

rolled 6 = 6

>>4005935
...
Um...
Let's get dress-
DO THE FUCKING RAIN DANCE

>"...and Maka-Maka."

I approve of this, oh my GOD DO I APPROVE OF THIS!

Go on.

>>4005946
>>DMPC, only one that's a complete dick.
There's another kind?

>>4005935
>>4005938

Is porn.

Forgive us for the sheer number of replies today, SDF.

It's spring break, so everyone has time to post today. Imagine everyone from the usual threads and a bunch of newcomers too. That's today's audience.

>>4005935
What the hell is Maka Maka?

Also,
[name=Joan]
>>4005962
Shut up, stupid voice!
[/name]

>>4005967
No, but thanks for proving my point.

Invite Naga into kitchen, introduce her to John, go get dressed.

rolled 9 = 9

Bah, invite Naga inside, grab axe. Murder John and Naga.
Drink their blood.

DAMMIT NAGA

>>4005962
This faggot is right
I am not leving until there is some raindancan.

rolled 10 = 10

FOOD

FOOD

FOOD MAN, FOOD. GET GOING.

>>4005994
You again? Get the fuck out, Profit, nobody likes you and your bad suggestions with dice rolls.

>>4005973
Oh. Well, that explains everything. Invite her inside and offer to get her nails done while she tells you how to regain strength.

>>4005967
There's the kind that is a complete dick, and then there's the kind that is a complete dick and doesn't think it is.

John is the former. Way too many DMPCS are the latter.

>>4005817
Wait... Is Joan not wearing pants right now?

/tg/ - FAPPAN WHILE AT WORKAN WHILE ENGAGING IN QUESTAN

IT'S LIKE I'M IN SOME KIND OF HEAVEN

Joan... is actually going to get stronger?

This... has potential to be awesome.

Introduce Naga to John.

Then RAIN DANCE

>>4006014
She just woke up.

Either she doesn't wear panties to bed for the sake of comfort or John took them off her in her sleep.

>>4006014
Joan is never wearing pants. She's like the avatar of anti-pants.

rolled 20 = 20

Can we go on a dorf fueled rampage? Naga can be our queen.

DELETE YOUR POSTS

>>4006018
Not if she loses her tits!

>>4006033
DO IT SDF THE D20 COMPELS YOU!!

>>4006040

That is a highly unlikely situation.

>>4006050
The D20 never counts for anything.

SDF is the only one who chooses the proper response, not chance.

>>4006055
Jesus Christ. Do you people even read the thread? DELETE THIS SHIT.

<deleting this post in five minutes>

CRITICAL DANCE FAILURE.

Incidentally you can hear it begin to rain outside.

>>4006040
Wait.. Breast size has a negative correlation with strength.

King of Fighters, YOU HAVE LIED TO ME

On other note, ask her to open safe, after which she can motorboat her breasts all she likes.

>>4006071
My heart, she is aflutter.

>>4006071
Invite Naga inside

Introduce her to John

Go get dressed.

>>4006081
Oh how I shudder!

>>4006084
Seconding. Come on. We've dicked around enough for now.

>>4006071
T_____T Dumb natural one rolls...

>>4006088
The first time we kissed!

Alright, much better. Funny too.
Go inside, get dressed. If John peeks, stick a shark in his eye.

>>4006084
>>4006095
Thirded.

rolled 8 = 8

>>4006071

FOOD. CLOTHES. INVITE IN

NOT IN THAT ORDER.

JESUS CHRIST, SDF, COME ON

>>4006100
It won't be missed!

>>4006104

Fourth'd?

>>4006103
A shark?

That'll just critically fail somehow and John will thank us for the sushi while she watches us dress.

>>4006084
This. Kiss John too.

>>4006107
Shut the fuck up, tripfag

>>4006117
>>4006124
Err, fifthed, shit.

Lemme just go ahead and delete that one...

>>4006103
John's a she, y'know.

You furries definitely need your own forum for these gay quests.

>>4006136
People who haven't been around for most of it just think male name=male character

>>4006136
I know. I keep it doing it because of habit.

>>ask her to open safe
You have a vague memory of the safe in question not being in your house.

You direct Naga to the kitchen, where John is, just as you assumed. You leave to get dressed. What could possibly go wrong?

>>4006150
In that case they need to LURK MOAR!

>>4006159
>What could possibly go wrong?

...I hate you.

>>4006016
I... I laughed.

>>4006144
We had a thread asking people if they wanted this to return. You didn't complain then. Don't be a troll, we love you. =)

>>4006159
Get dressed, listen closely for any signs of trouble.

Or xenolesbian sex. Either way.

>>4006159
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT THE LAST PUDDING IN THE FRIDGE! DAMN IT! THAT'S MY PUDDIN' CUP DAMN IT! WAAAAAAAAGH~!

>>4006159
Oh you~
Get dressed, bring axe. If Naga is being molested, kill John.

>>4006159
OH GOD THERE'S GOING TO BE BLOOD EVERYWHERE. OR WE'LL COME BACK AND JOHN'S TONGUE WILL BE BETWEEN NAGA'S LEGS.
Wear the same as yesterday, but with less pants.

rolled 18 = 18

>>4006159

Huh. In that case, Dress, come back down, eat regardess of what is going on.

>>4006183
Would you please see:
>>4005946

>>4006183
John is the DMPC, she's not going anywhere.

Stop suggesting that, it's annoying.

>>4006183
this

>>4006183
From the events so far, I think Naga will be the one doing the molesting.

>>4006201
>>4006213
Do you *really* expect me to stop?

>>4006179
TIME FOR A TIME JUMP

I think Naga will be more affectionate with John that Joan wants to be.

>>4006230
We don't need any more, "The Girl who Lept through Time" references. >_>

I'd appreciate it if you did, myself.

>>4006198
>Clothing top of choice: One Must Fall Babydoll Tee

Be prepared to try to break up fight at sounds of scuffle.

You quickly get dressed and rush back to the kitchen.

A cultist!
Um...
Hm...
Imitate Naga.

>>4006269

"We're not worthy?"

>>4006269
Ask the two of them what is going on.

>>4006269
Give john hug, ask Naga why is she worshipping John.

FUCK YEAH THIS ROCKS

>>4006269
DAT ASS

>>4006280
This. I'm out of creative ideas.

>>4006280
>Molest Naga
Good idea.
Things seem to be safe for now, go get your old book of spells and your new book of IT IS A GOOD PAIN and bring them back down.

Return the previous groping - she's clearly inviting it -, then ask what's up with the worshipping.

Shoot myself in the head while masturbating.

>>4006303
Bring it up a notch. Include surprise purple nurple.

>>4006299
This. Grab satan's book from upstairs and bring it back down. Ask naga if she knows anything about it. Hopefully worshiping won't progress any further.

Tap dat ass and then go fetch the book.

>>4006320
Scream ZAAAALGGOOOOOO after showing her the book.

>>4006333
ZALGO!!

"LORD CJOPAZE HAS COME TO DELIVER US! ALL HAIL LORD CJOPAZE!"

ZALGO?

>>4006346
Ask John if she knows anything about this or if she is in fact that person Naga is speaking of.

>>4006346
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT

>>4006346
Cjopaze, eh? Sounds Mexican. Ask John to prepare you a taco.

>>4006346
No, that is John. Now what is this book?

>>4006346
Scream, ZAAAALGOOOOOOOOOOO

I agree with zalgo

There is only one right answer.
ZAAAALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>4006359
Also, ask for a taco me amigo.

rolled 9 = 9

>>4006346

Oh fuck.

Demand answers from the sergal and the girl.

Threaten with dagger.

>>4006296

>CJOPAZE

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Expect imminent scarecrows.

Roll for SAN checks.

Again.

>>ask John

Tap Naga on the head and ask her. "Excuse me WTF RU doin?"

>>4006394
Ask Naga why she thinks John is Cjopaze.

ZAAALGOOOOO
yell it
etc

Correct Naga. The correct name for that specific Elder Being is Perorga

"Eh? 'John'? Not Cjopaze? What?"

Correct Naga. That is not a Mexican chef, that is John, sergal, fuckbuddy, and friend not afraid to say STOP SAYING WORDS.

Yell Zalgo already - preferably right in Naga's face. The legions demand it.

>>4006475
Tell her, as a prophet of Cjopaze, you demand nudity.

>>4006518
Wait, wait! Also ask for a taco.

God fucking damnit, this thread had potential.

there could have been lesbian sex. But no. You had to fuck it all up. Fuck you guys.

>>Cjopaze
>>sounds mexican

Seriously, are you guys trolls?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3751871/

>>4006537
Yell Zalgo.
Ask for a taco.

ಠ_ಠ

>>4006475
Explain to Naga that John is your sergal travelling companion and "intimate" friend.

>>4006475
Explain LE ADVENTURE and John's role in it.

CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN
Chant with me!
CJOPAZE PROZERBIE FHTAGN....

>>4006556
We dont even know her role in the advnturine.

ZAAALLLGOOOOOOOO

>>4006544
Yes.

As I said in the last thread, it's spring break, meaning all the kids are out of class and being LOL SO RANDOM XD

>>Cjopaze
>>sounds mexican

>>4006563
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE

Sir Double Faggot, perhaps this is best saved until the kiddies are asleep.

Half the posters in this thread need to calm down and be awesome like the guys in that archived thread.

But then, this being troll week, I doubt that'll happen.

>>4006588
Why are you here then? Do you even read your posts?

>>4006553
NO

>>4006550
YES

>>4006599
facepalm.jpg

>>4006573
Well, we know enough that's she's friendly, given no indication of being an elder god, and enjoys sex.

Also, ask Naga about the book when you get the chance.

>>4006599
>I'm a child, lol.

Just ignore the idiots, SDF, like in the old days.

>>4006603
>>4006610
ಠ_ಠ

>>4006629
>>4006629
>>4006629
>>4006629
>>4006629
>ಠ_ಠ

SDF and 1d13 are the same person. He trolls his own threads
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4006663
No.

>>4006663
Autotrolling...beautiful, in its own way.

>>4006673
don't fucking lie to us

PLAY BOARDGAMES UNTIL THE PLOT ADVANCES.

>>4006686
Forgot ma image.

You tell the tale of your adventures to Naga while eating your porridge.

You do not, however, yell "zalgo" and Cjopaze doesn't sound even remotely mexican.

>>4006717
Tell Naga about this amazing new concept called "personal space" that has been recently discovered and how she is violating yours.

>>4006717
Ask John to draw pictures to illustrate our adventure so far.

>>4006717
Say "Cjopaze" loud, slow and clear to make sure that it is, indeed, not Mexican sounding.
Inquire Naga about the book.

>>4006727
This.

>>4006725
>>4006727
This and that. I think we have been violated enough for now.

>>4006717
As you round up the adventure storytellan, ask for if Naga knows counters to the minus 10 strength mispronunciation and mention the frightening book which she sounds like she might be familiar with.

>>4006717
I wish my friends fondled my tits during breakfast. That's got to be amazingly relaxing.

>>4006717
hes she got her arm down Joans top?
groping her breasts?

shit just got serious.
push her down, lay on top, and kiss.
passionatly, she must be hunrgy too right? pass her some cerial through

>>4006725
>Tell Naga about this amazing new concept called "personal space" that has been recently discovered and how she isn't violating enough of yours.

fixd

>>4006754
>Tell Naga about this amazing new concept called "personal space" that has been recently discovered ZAALLLLLLLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ask if Naga was was ever weaned as a child.

>Naga
in b4 transformation fetish

>>4006793
Wouldn't it be funny if Naga was a were-sergal?

>>4006801
If those existed Joan would be one by now. She's already been bitten by John once.

rolled 2 = 2

>>4006793

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4006801

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>4006727
Fourthing this.

>>4006808
That has got to be the hardest I've laughed all day.

>>ask book
You do not know what book you're thinking about.

rolled 15 = 15

>>4006829

?!?!!

Ask about Maka Maka

>>4006829
Oh, you know, the one with the demonic stuff in it.

>>4006829
are we losing our mind we are so in heat?
then, i think we best give into the urges, so we can think clearer and figure this out afterwards.

Naga seems awful touchy. John will be jealous. preemptively remedy the situation by making out with John.

>>4006829

As arousing as this is, we need to tell Naga to back off. Maybe to accost John if she's looking for lesbian fingering right now.

>>4006829
I think John and Naga should be formally introduced, via rape

>>4006829
Ask this woman if there is a good reason why she keeps invading Joan's personal space like that.

>>4006829
Give into Naga then.

>>4006841
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A THREAD FAR AWAY...

>>4006844
>>demonic stuff book
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, THERE'S ABOUT A BILLION OF THOSE.

Eh, ah well. Kiss Naga, tis' the only way.

>>4006829
Uh... is John observing this?

Wait.

John is a sergal. This character is a human. Surely you're not suggesting...
...FURRIES

Realize that you and Naga are now haircut buddies.

This crap is for the birds

>>4006845
i repeat.
mayday.
all frequencies.
we need to regain out thought process via sexual acts.

>>4006876
prehensile clitoral hood is licking her labia right now

>>4006829
Threesome time.

Makeout with naga

>>4006882

Joanventure has been about sergal sexings since the beginning. Where have you been?

Show Naga the book we got from our grandparents.

Also show Naga our diary.

>>4006868
The one with the red text and Zalgo shit that conjures dire nosebleeds.

>>4006910
>and our tits

SDF, I sincerely believe this is an exercise in futility. We should wait until later tonight so there are less kiddies about.

>>4006868
Well, let's start off by asking about our so-called diary.

>>Ask this woman if there is a good reason why she keeps invading Joan's personal space like that.
"What do you mean?"

>>4006925
squeel for John

>>4006908
Suspended.

>>4006925
Nothing, feel free to continue.

>>4006925
Ask her about diary and the grandma gift book

There's only one way to deal with inappropriate groping. You have to grope back twice as hard.

>>4006931
Newfag. Lurk moar, maybe try reading the archives.

>>4006925
i would like to know why you are groping me
not that im angry, or annoyed, im just wondering

>>4006951
Are you blind? Look harder.

There is no way out anymore. Makeout with Naga. John can yiff in hell.

>>4006945
This. And have John help too!

>>4006955
>There is no way out anymore. Makeout with Naga. John should help too.

Fixed.

>>4006955
Seconding since last pic.

>>4006955
Considering where her face is already, I think making out would be a little... tame in comparison.
That said, try to continue the questions in between moans.

SDF..
are you purposely putting us in blatant way of sex, then denying us?
how cruel, how very, very cruel.

>>4006990
Good point; although I don't think this will go anywhere considering Joan's relatives are still in the house.
Let's hope I'm wrong, eh?

>>4006950
>read archives

Surely you jest. The things you morons consider epic would drive most people to sleep, like some text-based Eve Online.

>>4006999
Mom and the grandparents went out. It's just Joan, John, and Naga.

>>4006925
>lesbian threesome imminent

GET ON WITH IT!

>>makeout
>>John can contribute greatly for the good of all.

For a second, you wonder why you're doing this, but then you FEELS GOOD, MAN.

>>4006999
Do us all a favor and don't post again until you've at least read what's going on in THIS thread, even if you haven't read the archives.

Honestly, you have the worst suggestions in this entire thread, and you namefag it up to boot.

>>4007033
YES! CONTINUE!

>>4007033

Great pagan gods of Olympus, YES!

>>4007033
CONTINUE.

>>4007033
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>4007033
Abort! Abort!
She is trying to steal our life essence through our various holes!

>>4006993
THIS WAS ME
I TAKE IT ALL BACK

TAKE HER DOWN TO THE FLOOR

>>4007055
I believe WE are the one stealing the life essence.

>>4007033
Sweet Mother of God, YES!

LESBIAN THREESOME!

inb4 porn-avoiding interruption of some kind. I hope I'm wrong though.

>>4007055
WORTH IT

>>4007033
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

>>4007033
Tell her that you think this extreme stimulation will help you recover your memory and to keep going.

>>4007062
Not until our dwarven might is restored we are not.

>>4007033

>>4007033
RIDE THE RAILROAD THROUGH THE SEX SCENE!

>>4007033
Why the hell is she so surprised? Stop making out. Find other stuff to do before this turns into a pornfic.

>>4007093
no, fuck this guys opinion. CONTINUE.

>>4007093
Quiet, you

>>4007093
God dammit you ARE a troll.

>>4007093
SDF, this man should be ignored for forevermore, throughout every future thread as well as the rest of this one.

>>4007093
Ignore this guy. All aboard the pornfic train, WOO WOOOOO!

"Mornin'."

Joan wears striped panties. <3

>>4007098
>>4007099
>>4007101
>>4007107
ಠ_ಠ

>>4006925
>>4007033

John APPROVES.

>>4007093
Seriously, man, the one chance for some good, honest smut between two actually human characters in twenty-five threads and you actually have to suggest we do SOMETHING ELSE?

>>4007123
Who didn't see this coming?

>>4007123
Tell mom that Naga came over to play.

Lead Joan and John to the bedroom.

Lock the door.

Continue makeout followed by sex there.

>>4007123
Oh hello mother how are you doing Naga here was just pulling this hair out of my eye

>>4007135
Someone has to. I am the necessary evil.

In other news, I was right again; examine mom. I don't think she's wearing much.

>>4007123
Evidently it was just the grandparents that left. Ah well, carry on. She doesn't seem particularly surprised, therefore this is a regular occurance for us.

>>4007123
She can wait. Joan's busy.

>>4007033

Oh dear christ, I'd say MOAR but we've got more important things.

Discuss what we all should do today.

And as for the previous statement about Maka Maka, ask just how it relates to both of you beyond the simple "Lol lesbian sex." I'm sure there's some kind of back story between those two that would be interesting to here.

>>4007123

"I had something in my teeth; Naga was getting it out for me.."

>>4007142
This. Have Joan lead Naga and John to the bedroom, lock door, sex.

>>4007123
I just KNEW something liek that would happen.

Anyway, keep going.

>>4007123
AUGH
E-E----E-ERM...
COULD YOU GIVE ME A MINUITE?
or..an.. hour.. or so.. please?
GETTOUT

>>4007123
DAMMIT!

...

KEEP GOING!

>>4007151
More important? I think not.
Seconding that bedroom suggestion.

Stop making excuses, say "Good morning" and wait for a reaction. Act like nothing's happening.

She might not care/be too hungover to notice/maybe they did this all the time before.

SDF, the collective opinion is thus:

Keep going in front of mom, or take it to the bedroom and continue.

GO TO BEDROOM

CONTINUE

???

ORGASM

ITT retards let themselves be trolled for threads at a time by furfags.

>>4007173
Correction, the collective opinion is SEX. Where we have it doesn't matter.

Continue making out, act like Mom isn't there.

>>4007186
agreed.

>>4007186
This.

Honest to god sex is long overdue.

>>4007190
this supplemented by shameless removal of clothes

>>4007186
This.

Let Naga and John finish each other off in the bedroom. Talk to Mom, ask her if she knows Naga.

>>4007186
>>4007197
>>4007204
>>4007208
>>4007222
FUCK YEAH
Multiple internet high fives!

>>4007123
Say hi ma, go to bedroom for deliciousness followed by serious business and unanswered questions.

Such as what was the chant supposed to do in the first place?

Can we reverse it?

What is the diary?

What is the demon book the GRANDPARENTS MENACE gave us?

And what, exactly, is the LORD CJOPAZE.

I love inevitability.

"Well, eat whatever today, I'm going back to bed for the rest of the week. If you see your grandma, tell her to not mine around the signs that read 'WARNING! MINES'. She always misinterprets those."

>>4007239
Emphasis on FOLLOWED BY.

>>4007264
Give Mom a Frenchman's wave and go back to making out.

>>4007264
GO BACK TO MAKING OUT ONCE MOM LEAVES

>>4007264
Wait for mum to leave, then whisper to Naga that "eating whatever" could include something VERY delicious indeed...

>>4007264

Grope mom.

>>4007264
Play cave explorer with Naga in your room.

>>4007280
NO, DON'T EVEN WAIT.

COME ON SDF DON'T BE A RAILROADAN FAGOT

>>4007277
>>4007280
THIS!

GET BACK TO MAKING OUT! Lead Naga and John to the bedroom so that you are not interrupted!

Then RIDE THE RAILROAD through the sex scene.

>>4007290
dohohohoho

Get to the bedroom.

IT IS TIME FOR A LESBIAN THREESOME.

Ha ha haaa. Do people still not get it? Hell, SDF even said it himself - the story only moves the way he wants it to.
I vote to follow mom.

>>4007317
Stop posting.

>>4007317
I like your style sir. Follow that woman and turn this into a foursome.

>>4007294
That's a terrible game

>>4007312
noo... please...
just a lesbain.. twosome.. pleeaase?

Just remember Joan, the only way to have sex is with the LIGHTS OFF.

That way we can just skip drawing it and go straight to the afterglow.

>>4007370
An INCESTUOUS lesbian foursome.

>>4007317
Follow Mom to bed?

God, you are the worst poster in this entire thread. You really are. You don't even think through your posts.

To avoid a lesbian threesome you vote to go sleep with another naked chick. God you're dense.

>>4007382
Luckily, we have night vision goggles.

>>4007385
ಠ_ಠ

It's been fifteen minutes.

I think he's preparing the porno railroad.

Thank you, SDF, you are win.

>>4007290

>>4007406
Lead Naga and John to the bedroom

Make out

Have sex!

>>4007406
Lead naga to the bedroom, lick the whipped cream off her face, GET ON WITH IT!

>>4007406
JESUS CHRIST GET TO COVER - SHE"S GOING TO BLOW

she seems awfully shy for a girl who's been groping joan since the start of this part

>>4007406
Oh lawd; drag her to mom's bedroom. I don't think she can offer any resistance. Then, read poetry. Bad, emo poetry.

>>4007406
Oh shit! She's about to transform into a crab monster!

New thread time.
Autosage is GO

>>4007409
>>4007412
THIS!

>>4007405
>>4007406
OH SNAP

>>4007399
You obviously haven't read the archives, anyway. It's not like our dear mother will give us any answers. She's a dumb bint. Her parents can't read, she's been hit in the head repeatedly her whole life, and she doesn't even know how old Joan is.
Joan is the genius of the family, but right now Miss Fail-at-everything Genius needs some hot Naga lovin'.

>>4007409
>>4007412
FUCK YES GET ON WITH IT

>>4007406
PROCEED!

If this porno railroadan involves the mom and Naga, I think everybody wins.

>>4007419
Autosage was go several hours ago. We're stuck happily on page four.

>>4007409
>>4007423
>>4007428

Let's go to the bedroom for the lesbian threesome already, let's ride the railroad through the sex scene.

>>4007436
There won't be Mom, but John will make up for that.

GET TO THE BEDROOM ALREADY.

>>4007406

Naga just filled the cup.

just a lesbain.. twosome.. pleeaase?

STILL VOTING FOR THIS
NO BEASTIALITY PLZ

Bedroom, Joan, John and Naga threesome, etc.

DO IT YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT

>>4007449
Two girls...one cup?

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

>>4007454
No. It will be a threesome and it will be glorious you grammatically challenged idiot.

>>4007441

And this is why I use Noko and tabs.

>>4007458
Oh god no.

>>4007454

You say that like they have a choice. Either they share with John, or she'll beat up Joan, then have Naga... then Joan... then Naga again.

Possibly only Mom can beat John.

>>4007460
Why so cereal?

TO THE BEDROOM!

Come on come on come on come onnnnnn!

>>4007469
awesome then.
tell mum to take care of John, take Nag upstairs.
yes mom said shed go to bed, but...
she can take John

>>4007498
Not happening.

LESBIAN THREESOME IS GO.

Last time there was a discussion, people demanded more QUEST and less MUCKIN'.

That the requests are now the opposite can only mean one thing: ANONYMOUS IS A SPY!

DAGNABBIT DAMNIT, SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH QUEST.

Just draw the threeway to get it out of the way. No one is going to shut up about it until you do.

>>4007522
No, we want more questing. A Quest for the Pearl, that is.

And by pearl I mean Naga's clit.

>>4007522
Last time the mucking did not include PORN.

Now GET ON WITH IT! LESBIAN THREESOME COME ON!

>>4007522

>>4007522
What were expecting? I think anon is busy fapping to really type anything else.
ಠ_ಠ

>>4007528
>>4007529
>>4007534
Seconding all three.

>>4007522
You were the one who introduced a horny female friend, man. Mucking about now, more quest next thread.

>>4007522
I tried to stir away. I really did. I gave up after everybody but a single troll have told you to continue the sexings.
At least you can be proud of giving boners to many anons.

>>4007522
MUCKIN < QUEST < FUCKIN

>>4007522
When the mucking about includes PORN, people want it.

And now nobody's going to shut up until you deliver.

dead thread is dead T_T

>>4007548
THIS IS HOW IT GOES.

>>4007528
agreed.
get the dirty dealings out of the way, and we can get back to questan proper.
it was too much for her to have her arm down Joans shirt, we need to do this.

>>4007547
I gave up after they actually kissed.

Now I'm all for it and desire more.

>>4007538
ITT
1d13 trolls the entire thread asking for sex then feigns innocence. Sir, you are the furfags.

>>4007522

I'm up for moar questin'. The rest of the crowd today seems less focused than the last discussion. The gropey new girl might have something to do with that.

>>4007560
Why, I fully deny and abhor you allegations, good sir! May this injustice weigh upon your hollow soul and give you bad karma.

>>4007570
How about a truce:

One or two drawings of smut, then we go back to questing.

That will satisfy everyone.

>>4007522

Well you should know how fickle Anonymous is. Plus, you did throw in a character right into Joan's cleavage. And then have John grope. And mom walk in naked...

Not exactly one to play the blame game, are you?

>>4007587
......
three..
then we have a deal.

OOH OOH!
and sexual tension forever more

>>4007587
Actual smut. None of this handbra censorship crap.

>>4007587
Five.

...but seconded.

>>4007587
>one or two
after two threads of build up? I think not

>>4007587
Sure is worksafe board around here.
I say have a panel of them going into <room>, and then the next panel would be hilarity of the after-sex kind. Doobies might be involved.

>>4007587
Basically, finish this thread off with having Joan finish Naga off, then both can wake up happy and exhausted next thread and get some shit done.

>>4007613
>Donkeys might be involved

It was great, you loved it.

>>4007522
Might be a matter of timing? There's also the fact that you added a leecherous friend... it's not like you haven't played your part in this.

At least do SOMETHING before the thread dies, no?
Better to post something smutty here, now, than in a thread where it will be on the front page and attract a shitstorm.

>>4007632
awwww....
come on? can we at least have a picture of them both getting out topless with the "thank you" eyes and the "mmm..." smiles?
pleeaaase?

>>4007632
Fucking cop out.

>>4007632

>>4007632
Fuck you.

>>4007632
BUT THEN WHERE WAS JOHN?

>>4007632

No John?

>>4007632
What about John?

>>4007632
Aw comeon, at least last time there was the submarine pic.

>>4007632
Very well done.

>>4007646
>>4007647
>>4007648
JOHNMIND!

Seriously, where the hell is she?

At least we know Naga is not a shapeshifting minion of Cthulhu.
Cuddle.

>>4007648
>>4007647
>>4007646

Sergalmind!

REWIND THE TAPE AND SHOW US WHAT HAPPENED YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT

>>4007632

Well played. Rest for now, use John as a blanket, Enjoy afterglow, and wake up in oh say...

2-3 hours? Then Get dressed and OH HOLY SHIT

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DRIFTER!? WITH THE HAIR AND THE POMPADOR AND SHIT!?

>>4007657
>>4007660

Mindmind

>furries
Make a new topic double faggot

Lemme get this straight.

You introduce a character who does nothing but grope and tease and then won't draw the inevitable porn?

And not only that, you act surprised when people want it?

Come on, dude.

>>4007632
It's so cute! I like this better than a bunch of smut, anyway.
So, back on topic:
NAGA has joined the party!

Now ask her to explain everything.

>>4007632
...DO IT AGAIN

WHERE'S THE NIPS?

I predict everyone will get angry and disown SDF for not giving in to their demands
Then JoanQuest goes on another hiatus. For like a month.

Easy way to solve SMUT debate:

Draw OOC fanservice/nudity/whathaveyou outside of the actual threads.

>>4007723
Or ask others to draw it. Jesus Christ just look at how many drawfags there are in /tg/

>>4007632

Tell her you have crabs.

Case fan broken. Will now reboot or retire.

Construct additional pylons.

>>4007723
I will, but I'm going to ask money for it!

>>4007723
Sounds good to me.

I still think we should have gotten a canonical Naga pantyshot.

>>4007745
OH FOR FUCKS SAKES
I JUST WANTED ONE PANEL
ONE PANEL
>>4007641

>>4007745

>Case fan broken.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SOMEONE SEND SDF MONEY.

>>4007755
Now you're talking like a real businessman

>>4007755
oh i fucking see.
ooh iii fucking see.
you are the lowest of the low SDF

Upon closer inspection, dealing with the case fan would take too long for me to continue today.

Joan cancels quest: Interrupted by ACTUAL TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

>>4007802
Just for this thread I'm going to make Joanquest porn.

And it will be for free.

>>4007802
You mean Joan DELAYS Quest. Never retire!

>>4007802

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!!!1!1!!!!

>>4007799
Actually, we sort of suggested in the discussion thread that he do furry porn commissions to support himself. Looks like he's just following that advice.

>>4007811
if you arent a troll, you are a god.
one or the other, take your pick. my request is >>4007641

It was amusing. Until next time.

>>4007821
nothing against him making a bit of moolah.
just saying, leading us into that.. and then asking money for it?
devious

>>4007811
If you're a good enough artist to do so, make it look like it was actually drawn for the thread. Good for us, because we guarantee it's the Joan we know and lust after. Good for you because a 350x350 square with minimal colour is a lot easier than something higher-res.

>>4007851

Don't you mean genius?

>>4007861
Unfortunately I'm not all that good of an artist, but I'll try.

>>4007802
BUT THE DIARY

AND WHERE JOHN WENT TO DURING SEX?

>>4007883

JOHN WENT EVERYWHERE. YEAAAAH

Make sure it's the threesome you draw, kind anon.

And SDF: If you want money, consider drawing a short joanquest comic book dealie with lots of sex in it for all the characters.

Especially a Joan and John segment in the beginning.

People would pay lots of moolah for that.

SDF has adopted the FA business model. "Hardware failure! Please provide $16,000 if you want your porn!"

>>4007956
Or just one person would, upload it to rapidshare, and post a link.

>>4007981
If I had the talent or inclination, I would draw furry porn too. Easy money. Hell, then I could also bitch and moan about old/broken hardware.

I get the impression that this is SDF's handiwork
If that's the case then this should sate you for now so stop whining
even if it isnt who gives, it's an artists' interpretation of Miko's cunt and that's what /tg/ has always wanted

>>4007869
hows it coming along?

>>4008136
>>4008136
Don't expect it to be done for another hour or two though.

>>4008203
heyhey! not looking too bad!
got dem dorfish curves too.
will the thread last long enough?
i dunno if making another... just for this will be cool. unless you delete it after

>>4008213
Either this thread if it's still here or the next Joanquest thread. If I'll have to post it in the next thread I'll make 2 or 3 more.

sounds good to me sirdrawfag