Luck is a Fickle Thing:
roll a critical miss after rolling a critical hit

>And Then Dexter Said....

Too easy. I've run like half of every campaign I've GM'd off the top of my head.

OMGWTFBBQ PWNED LOL!!!:
Either the DM or a Player rolls a natural 20 for the same task that their opposing number rolls a natural 1.

Lucky Bastard:
Roll a 2 on a d20 and still pass.

Neutral Evil:
Successfully run Tomb of Horrors for five consecutive sessions.

Chaotic Evil:
Successfully run Tomb of Horrors honestly for five consecutive sessions with every player having to roll 5 new characters minimum.

Wait, what?
Refuse to read the rulebook, and make the GM/other players explain everything to you.

Someday I'll be a real Orc....
Play with fake weapons and armor for more than 5 games

Oh shit, sni-

Score a critical hit with a ranged weapon at that weapon's absolute maximum range, without yourself being detected.

A Fiddle Of Gold
Make a deal with a Demon and Win

Daddy Warbucks
gain over 1 million in Gold

Richie Rich
Gain over 3 million gold

Scrooge McDuck
Gain over 10 million gold

>And Then Dexter Said....
>DM makes up game off the top off his head for at least two hours
I've done this, like, ten times.

Ed, Edd, and Eddy:
All PC's have the same first name.

You're on your own:
During combat after one of your party members is KO'd teleport out of battle.

I said I didn't FIND any traps:
Have a party member trip a trap after the rogue fails a search check.

Going To Hell:
Defeat an angel

Going To Hell Part Duex:
Summon a Demon to help defeat an angel

Critical Shit:
Roll the minimum possible damage on a critical hit.

We Had To Do That Thing For Whatshisface:
Between one session and the next, completely forget what you were meant to be doing and the names of any NPCs you met the last time.

I'd Rather Be Playing WFRP:
In a game of Dark Heresy, persistently refer to Righteous Fury as Ulrich's Fury.

Treason Is Genetic:
In a game of Paranoia, have ALL your clones executed for treason.

>>4676423
>And Then Dexter Said....
That's not an achievement, an achievement would be not having to make a single thing up for over two hours.

On a related note -
Steam Train:
Heavily Railroad the players for an entire session without a single one complaining about it.

>>4676519
Got halfway between the two ToH ones. It took two parties and a "Okay you are all alive again, except the monk that was still alive anyways isn't double-alive." for the second party.

David & Goliath

Defeat an opponent at least twice your CR/level/point total, with no magic, no armor, and only improvised weapons.

Did you just punch out Cthulu?
Literally punch out or defeat an eldritch abomination or a god in some manner.

(This has probably already been done in some form or other.)

He's there.... And there.... and There... : When using Archery, or Archery charms, roll at least ten more attack successes and five more damage successess than nessasary to kill the foe.

Auto Pilot
A Player leaves in the middle of a session with the only directions to play his character are "someone roll for me when we fight something"

Metaphysical Meta Gaming.

Kill 10 enemies without rolling to attack or magic.

(General) If You Stat It… - Kill a setting NPC within minutes of seeing them.
(Exalted) Compensating For Something - Dual wield a pair of grand daiklaves without using a warstrider.
(Exalted) Compensating For Everything - Dual wield a pair of grand goremauls without using a warstrider.
(Player) Dick move - Use social attacks on other player characters
(Exalted) Compensating For The Universe - Dual Wield Warstriders
Fast Talker - use social attacks in combat
(General) MDV:Fist - Attack someone after ignoring a social attack.
(General) Sugar Overdose: Play an Exalt under the age of 12.
(General) No Kids Allowed - Play in a campaign with no children. Not even NPCs.
(Solar) “Cathak Welan, I Choose You!” - Get 10+ minions who are fellow Exalted.
(General) Old-Man Solar: Play a character who exalted in their late 50s, or has a crippling disability
Masked Bishoneun: Wear a Mask all game to keep from using your Appearance 5.

Where can I see the original Achievements? This sounds awesome.

Its like the game is real man!:
Play with someone high on drugs or while you yourself are high on drugs

I don't want you to have that yet:
As a DM sunder all of the PC's magic weapons during combat, steal all their magic armor, have all their magic items confiscated by a GMPC all in one session.

I'm the winner kid!
Have 3 stats over 20 in D&D 3.0-3.5

No business like ho business:
Pimp in game.

Where my money!:
Attack another party member over something that values less that 1 gold

>>4676682
Autopilot Malfunction:
Leave to go to the bathroom and come back to find your character has been killed or seriously injured.

Damnit, Xom: Dependant on game:
DH: Roll on the Perils of the Warp table.
DnD3.5: Have a Rod of Wonder harm you or your party, or give you a negativew status effect.
DnD4e: As a Wild Magic Sorceror, kill all the minions in an enounter with five or more with a single Chaos Bolt.

>>4676706

God is my autopilot.

Have someone else run your character when you miss a session, and your character *doesn't* die.

ALCHEMICAL

(Alchemical) Sieging The Means Of Production - Blow up a Factory Cathedral.
(Alchemical) This Remind You Of Anything - Invoke a super-robot themesong in combat.
(Alchemical) Get Equipped - Use the charms of at least eight other alchemicals that you have personally defeated.
(Alchemical) Kaito - Be the only male Alchemical in an all Alchemical party.
(Alchemical) I’m Not Sure If I Can Poop Anymore - Forget your physiological ferences to humans every other session.
(Player) We Don’t Say Those Things About Mechazawa - Play an alchemical without the party ever realizing what you are

ABYSSAL

(Abyssal) Skeletits: Raise an undead army for no purpose but to creep you fellows players out by doing every one of them.
(Abyssal) In The Deep Darkness Of My Soul - Start andend the campaign with no Positive Intimacies.
(Abyssal) REALLY? - Create a character with a name that consists of over 20 words
(Abyssal) Dethklok - Have a perfect circle with Perform favored.
(Abyssal) Glucifer, My Ignoble Steed - Name everything you own in the most stereotypically Evil fashion possible.
(General) WITNESS MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR - Use Birth of Sanity’s Sorrow
(General) I CAN KEEP DOING THIS ALL DAY - Use Birth of Sanity’s Sorrow. Twice.
(Abyssal) Codec Call - Use screaming in silence to contact other players at random on unrelated topics
(Abyssal) EAT YOUR PEA, PROFESSOR - Poison a Solar’s food.

>>4676734
awesome pilot

have someone run you're character and level him

>>4676644
>We Had To Do That Thing For Whatshisface:
>Between one session and the next, completely forget what you were meant to be doing and the names of any NPCs you met the last time.

This happens so often to us that we started to write that shit down.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3845328/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3847719/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4111227/

Ha! You shall never de-what?: Defeat an epic-teir encounter at heroic-teir.

Fuck you guys!: Force the DM to destroy his notes with in-character actions only.

[CoC/Mythos]

Pssht, Whatever.

Take 1d100 SAN loss. Roll 01.

Gravity is my friend

Bullrush enemy several levels above you off cliff.

>>Cthulhu Mythos
DM>Grace of (Edler) Gods: Save a character using SAN penalties from death.

Any:
STFU: Make an attack roll during a BBEG's monolouge, then hit and deal enough damage to force him to cease speech.

Mythos game, CoC, etc

Fahrenheit 451
Burn every book you find.

>>4676843

NO U: Attack opponent with the same weapon, maneuver or spell he just used on you. Inflict more damage.

What's appropriate CR?
Have a GM accidentally throw something so ludicrously high CR at your party that all the players' automated XP calculators call the encounter "Impossible."

You're doing it wrong!
TPK in a fight that the DM intended for the party to breeze through.

Can't let you do that, Starfox.
Change something about an encounter with the purpose of preventing something one of the players was talking about doing mid-combat.

That's Convenient:

-All players choose the same height for their characters at generation.

Heightmind:
They do so independently of each other.

(I introduce you to the crew of the good ship Clusterfuck. There's 5 of them, and every one was 6' 3" at chargen.)

>>4676860
LOL I TROLL U: Conspire with the group to present the DM with five characters that all share the same race: Troll.

GTFO: Cast Defenestrating Sphere with lethal effects.

THE FLOOR IS NOW LAVA: Research a spell that superheats the floor until it either ignites or melts, yet leaves anything else untouched.

Vorpal Bunnies

Monsters so low-level that the PCs would earn no xps for killing them, end up wiping out the party.

>>4676634
>Gary, Gary and Gary

Fixed that for you.

No Noh to Know: (PC) Attch no value to any NPC you ever encounter.

Magic backpack
See how much stuff you can write down without anybody noticing between sessions.

Medal of Honor citation: a henchman or other minor NPC singlehandedly prevents a TPK.

Battlefield Promotion: that character later becomes a PC.

You're on fire baby... Literally.
Kill someone whilst you are on fire

Redshirts:
At least one henchman or other minor NPC dies every session.

>>4676981

They Killed Kenny: the same character dies and is ressurected five or more times.

I'm Incognito!:
Steal shit, change name

What would _____ do?
Base your character's actions on someone else's values (yours don't count)

To awesome not to:
Find a way to trick your DM to include something they don't want to (mechs in D&D for instance)

Facepalm Novice:
Get 5 facepalms in a game (facepalm adept at 15, master at 30)

>>4676945
This nearly happens to me all the time, which brings me to:

We hardly knew yee:
Name a generic NPC only to see them get killed in the same encounter.

Doing it wrong, part two:
Co-dm and dm-pc at the same time

Roll LOOOWEEEEER....
Max out a weapon or armor's possible attributes while randomly generating one in D&D

D&D: Donkey punch
Get a pack mule, strap the corpse of a dead PC to it, slap the mule so it runs off and is never seen again.

You da Bomb:

Load up on gunpowder, alchemical fire and nails for effect.
Hug bbeg

>>4676681
Achieved.

(DM) No, That's Not It...
Forget the name you just made up for an NPC and be forced to rename them when your PCs don't remember either.

(DM) Cackling Electricity
Get caught using a similar-sounding, but ultimately incorrect word to describe something.

(DM) Underestimation And Recalculation
Fudge more than 5 rolls in the PCs favor during a single combat encounter.

(DMPC) Nepotism
Fudge more than 3 rolls in favor of your own PC during a single session.

(DMPC) Stolen Thunder
Narrate your DMPC administering the killing blow to an enemy that he did not actually kill during an encounter.

One track mind:
Cast a spell with many possible uses only for one, it can't change.

One track mind explained:
"Polymorph any other" used only to change things into ONE thing. Never pick anything else.

"Polymorph self" never change into anything but ONE thing, only that thing.

"Suggestion" pick one suggestion, stick with it, never cast the spell for different reasons

Exalted achievement:

My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm...
Spend at least 5 ticks in combat boasting about combat prowess, and kill the enemy on your next action.

Each square is 5:
Hit yourself with 3 damage-oriented AoE spells.

Genderswap:
Play a character of an opposite gender

Opposite world:
No PC is the same gender as the character playing them

So, I had this great idea:
Embark on some crazy-complicated scheme that has nothing to do with the campaign (ex: become pirates, merchants, or professional acrobats)

Break everything:
Go one session without interacting with any complicated traps or puzzles, just deactivate them with crazy ass rolls on disable device (only counts if there are 3 or more of the aforementioned devices present)

>>4676650
Bullet Train:
Railroad the players through an entire session's worth of playing in about 5 minutes.

>>4676866
>What's appropriate CR?
Have a GM accidentally throw something so ludicrously high CR at your party that all the players' automated XP calculators call the encounter "Impossible."

We once defeated an EL 29 in a game of 3.5 at level 15. I don't know how the party win since I died on the first round and spent the next 4 hours of the fight making a new character.

It feels good to be the King: become the leader of a nation during the course of your adventure.

Eutopia.
Villagers use all their looting money to make a city.

Mage Hand Tickle:
Tickle BBEG's balls during speech with mage hand

Break Warranty.
Use things not for their intended use.
Frequently

>>4676423

>Then dexter said..

Try Every game I've run, most over 9 hours.

Impersonal Party
Players refer to all PC's by their class, never once using a PC's given name.

[GM] Fucking Natural 20's...

Fudge a dice roll to prevent a player from killing the BBEG in their first encounter.

[GM] Thank god for GM Screens
Same as above, but the players never realise.

[CoC] [GM] Sometimes a Cigar really is just a Cigar.

Have a player inherit a mansion. The mansion turns out to be completely normal. Have them investigate it anyway.

[DH] BEST GM EVER
Obtain any weapon a Space Marine would use as a Special Weapon.

[DH] [GM] Of omlettes and broken eggs
Put the players in a situation where in order to survive they must commit heresy of some kind.

[DH] [GM] DOUBLE HERESY
Same as above, but have it happen more than three times before the players notice.

Are you *sure* you want to do that?
Have your GM/DM/Storyteller/GC utter this to you, more than once in a single session.

[DH] Things my friend, man was not meant to know.
Accidentially slip information about your activities that get's you shot for heresy.

[DH] Welcome to the 41st Millenium, Mr Kasshu
Perform a Luminem Shock attack, whilst proclaiming that your hand glows with an awesome power, and it tells you to destroy him - SHINING FIIIIIING-GAAAAAAAH.

Witness the power of the darkside
Kill someone with lightning bolts shot from your fingers.

Time to play THE GAME
Grapple something successfully.

>And Then Dexter Said....
Any real GM will have done this sometimes.

>Critical Shit
Done last session by one of our players. 1 damage. At the opposite end of the spectrum, another player managed to do 54 damage in the same session by scoring a critical hit with a simple thrown knife.

>Steam Train
I've done plenty of this in the past, mostly through the careful use of GMPCs. Oddly, the players don't seem to mind either, but I've still been trying to avoid it lately just in case.

>David & Goliath, Did you just punch out Cthulu?
One of our PCs tends to do both of these with alarming regularity. He's pretty much the de-facto protagonist because of this. Unlike the Grendel of /tg/ fame, this player merely has average luck with dice, but has to instead rely on a combination of JUST AS PLANNED and his character's surprising toughness.

>What's appropriate CR?
A deliberately impossible encounter for the above player, namely a foe who will simply deflect any attack he can make. Through various kinds of trickery, he still managed to end up in a situation where he had a 98% chance of winning outright... and then rolled that critical failure that was the only thing that could foil his plan.

>No, That's Not It...
Unlocked. Probably. Now if I could only remember when...

>Genderswap
Ahem. Do NPCs count? In any case, unlocked for many of my fellow players. Some of them pull it off well, others can't roleplay either male or female characters very well yet.

>Time to play THE GAME
Unlocked over and over again in our game, most notably when the aforementioned de-facto protagonist picked up an armored enemy and used him as an improvised weapon.

>Damn the torpedoes!:
My personal favorite RPG achievement. Party is tasked to retrieve a collection of magic books (later revealed to be somewhat-cursed Manuals of +5 Stat) from a magical dungeon, because plot information is hidden within (lol Bible Code). The room they're actually contained in is guarded by what are effectively lightning bolt turrets, dropping six 6d6 bolts of doom every round a PC is in the room. The room itself is 200 feet long. I'm playing a Rogue 3/Ranger 2/Fighter 1 who started at 18 Dex. He's also seventeen, brash as hell, and not about to be swayed by things like 'certain death'.
"Just have some healing ready," he instructs the party, pausing only long enough to steal a kiss from the elf druidess before turning on the Boots of Speed and taking off at a dead run across the room.
Failed one save, threw the books in his backpack, turned around, failed two more saves, ending at 0 HP.
DM permitted me to slide across the threshold back into the hall on a wave of bravado and physical momentum.

>>4677304
I've achieved that too. My PCs are good (or at least better) at optimizing their characters then I am, so they usually win easily unless I pull something out of my ass.

>>4677875
[DH] Welcome to the 41st Millenium, Mr Kasshu
Perform a Luminem Shock attack, whilst proclaiming that your hand glows with an awesome power, and it tells you to destroy him - SHINING FIIIIIING-GAAAAAAAH.

One day, I'm going to successfully do this.

Of course this day in question would occur when I don't have a ranged weapon on me that would do more damage.

I have a Boltgun and a Meltagun. I'm in a space hulk with Orks and possibly worse in it.
This day isn't happening anytime soon.

Epic Fail:
Intend do something Epic. Fail Epicly

for Horseplay

Horse Whisperer: win without any non-sacrificial horse-decapitations on your side.

Not sure if that's even possible, I just read the premise of the game, lol'd, and resolved to play it at some point.

Springtime for Hitler:

Fail so horribly at FAILING, that you wind up accidentally succeeding.

>[DH] Welcome to the 41st Millenium, Mr Kasshu

My Obrimos has this as his signature move, but the quote is always changing.

Wellcome to Jurassic Park:
Fight and Defeat a Dinosaur

Our party had to do this after our DM had the dinosaurs SMELL us.

It was a dick move, but one we all applauded him for.

>We Had To Do That Thing For Whatshisface:
>Between one session and the next, completely forget what you were meant to be doing and the names of any NPCs you met the last time.

To be fair, is there ANYONE who hasn't done this? I mean with my group we have an excuse, we only do Roleplaying every so often, like once or twice a month.

>Metaphysical Meta Gaming.
>Kill 10 enemies without rolling to attack or magic.

Does telling the ships computer to fire the Plasma Cannons at the Orks count?

>God is my autopilot.
>Have someone else run your character when you miss a session, and your character *doesn't* die.

Done this. The fact that my guy had a Meltagun at the time was probably a contributing factor.

In the long run owever, I should have just conceded to my Blood Bowl opponent and played the session.
He was a Wood Elf team... nuff said.

>>4676519
>Lucky Bastard:
>Roll a 2 on a d20 and still pass.
Easy. I've rolled a 1 and passed skill checks (Knowledge arcana and Spellcraft +22 at level 9)

>>4676853
>Fahrenheit 451
That's not an achievement, that's Standard Operating Procedure!

>Damn the torpedoes!
That's easy. Half-orc Barbarian with a 20 Con, first 3.0 character I ever played, did it all the time.

>>4677696
>Break Warranty.
Every modern era game I play.

>>4676617
>A Fiddle Of Gold
Define 'win'. I've come out of such deals intact and in no danger whatsoever, though I usually wind up overpaying. Exchanging the trapped souls of a hundred people for a guarantee of immunity from torture after death is a bit expensive, but worth it, I think.

I'm A Whatnow?:
Start the campaign as one race/class combination and end it as something completely different.

Master Of Disguise:
Successfully hide your race, class, gender, and/or alignment from the rest of the party for three or more sessions with Disguise and Bluff checks.

It Was Handy, So I Used It:
Successfully use an improvised weapon in combat without having any sort of proficiency in it.

Who Got The Powah? I Got The Powah:
As a wizard or a sorcerer, have your spell component pouch stolen/lost/destroyed. Then quickly look through the spell descriptions, realize that you can still cast a spell with the items that are nearby, and one-up the rest of the party by saving everyone after they have been ragging on you for being useless without your precious components.

Kinda Tight And Uncomfortable In Here...:
Succeed the DC 80 Escape Artist check required to squeeze into the anus of a Medium-sized creature.

Eat THIS!:
Succeed a grapple check and forcefeed your opponent something that could cause vomiting, dry mouth, diarrhea, runny nose, or death.

>>4680345

>I'm A Whatnow?:
>Start the campaign as one race/class combination and end it as something completely different.

Happened to me. I was a human paladin at the very start. DM dickery led to a revelation that I was actually some kind of fae all along. Cue the world-ending "WHO AM I?" depression, leading to paladin falling, turning blackguard, using evil power for good ends, and eventually coming back around to greyguard.

Racial Hatred:
Spontaneously decide that you don't like a specific race in the world and make it clear that you don't like them. Invent slurs against the race. Occasionally quip about them not being as smart, strong, tough, etc. You know you've unlocked this achievement when the DM stops the game to say, "Roger. You know they're not real people, right?" When this happens, you'll already be ready. "Of course they're not real people. Complete animals, the lot of them. It's appalling how the local government has allowed them to wear CLOTHES, like us."

Its like one of my japanese animes:
Dual weild katannas while you level

I didn't like them anyways:
be the only survivor of an encounter then refuse to revive the rest of the party.

Why didn't just pick bard:
play a character with levels of sorcerer, fighter, rogue, barbarian, monk, paladin, ranger, druid, wizard, and cleric.

Bat Country:
Kill 10 vampires in one session

Energizer Bunny:
Go into negative hit points 10 times in one session without dying.

Man in a half:
kill a demon on his home plane

Berserker Packin Man in a half:
as above while raging.

Guns are for wusses:
as above with no weapons or magic bonuses.

To Stupid To live:
Fail all saving throws in a campaign.

Whole team is baby:
the entire party is under 11 years of age.

This old man:
The entire party is over 60.

Family Time:
Run an entire campaign for your family.

Son... I am disappoint:
as above but half your PC's quit after the first session

or

Son... I am proud:
as above but at the end of the campaign they want to GM a game.

Disco Inferno:
Set a club/dance hall on fire with people inside

>>4681029
Shadowrun game I had a month.

>>4680836
... That is the best response ever.

>>4680345
Ah yes, the anus thread.

Already have the first one.

Monks are ridiculously cheap to equip.

(PC) I'm here to kick as and chew bubble gum...

-And I'm all out of bubble gum:
Roll a natural twenty after tossing off an awesome one-liner

-And I'm all out of ass:
Roll a natural one after tossing off an awesome one-liner

>OMGWTFBBQ PWNED LOL!!!:
>Either the DM or a Player rolls a natural 20 for the same task that their opposing number rolls a natural 1.

Done this last week, well the GURPS equivalent at least. I got a critical success on a psychic interrogation, GM got crit fail. Gave me full access to browse this guy's mind. Moves the plot forwards by several months of potential in game time.

>Lucky Bastard: Roll a 2 on a d20 and still pass.
Got it. Star pact warlocks FTW!

PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER
Deal 100 or more magic damage with a single attack

ORA ORA ORA
Make more then seven successful attacks in a single turn.

Just Keep Rollin :
Roll 5 exploding 10's

Exterminat-us!:
Blow Up a planet while still on it.

>>4680345

yes the anus thread

Mostly Harmless
Present a creature or swarm of creatures which the party would naturally expect to be harmless, then attack them with it (eg. swarm of bunnies)

Fool me once....
After slaying an impressive monster, have the party trip 3 consecutive traps, without the party looking for them. (eg. trap the door to the vault, trap the floor around the chest, finally trap the item inside the chest)

Lead from the front
Have a character, who cannot detect traps, open every door, chest and touch every suspicious object based on the fact that they have the best saves and highest hit points

Lead from the rear
Have a character, who cannot detect traps, open every door, chest and touch every suspicious object based on their stupidity or greed while the rest of the party is still engaged in combat (eg. sorcerers who loot bodies and open chests to pocket as much coin for themselves)

The Babe Ruth:
Saying to the DM you'll crit next attack and do so.

Hoo M. Eye:
Forget your character's name 4 times in one session.

Behold The Face of God
Have characters be aware of the players.

Im So Hungry, I Could Eat A.....
Run out of rations and resort to eating the meat of fallen enemies.

Lord of The Underworld
Have a Member of the party die, and come back as a demon. Recruit said ex-party member into the party as an NPC

>>4676623
Haven't most DM's done this already?

Tactical Genius:

Infiltrate a super heavy tank under enemy lines .

>>4676830
Gravity plays favorites: Bullrush enemy several levels above you off cliff and live, killing them in the process.

The Red Cyclone: Successfully grapple and slam an enemy that is half your size into the ground.

>>4680836
I lol'd

I can do what?:
-Discover a new attack option and use it to end a previously hopeless fight (i.e. discover auto-fire in the middle of a fight in Dark Heresy, then kill the gribbly with burst weapons).

By your powers combined...
-Have your character team up with another character or an NPC to control a single body (giant mech, posessed PC, etc.).

[3.5] Pretty high INT for a Commoner.
-Lose your spellcasting powers by destroying an artifact with Disjunction while only having levels in the class that gave you access to the spell.

[player] TL;DR
-Summarize everything the DM/GM just said for the other players, none of whom were listening.

Ah told ya not to touch that darn thang.
-Kill an enemy that is actively trying to destroy something you created.

Aw, they're goin' ta haf ta glue you back together...
-Kill an enemy by critically hitting them with an AOE attack.

Wut: Say nothing the Entire game but successfully grapple and molest the BBEG

It's All Downhill From Here: Kill an enemy by pushing him off of a mountain or cliff.
I Am The Lizard King! I Can Do Anything!: Successfully play a kobold, sahuagin, lizardfolk, or other scaled humanoid for the entire campaign without dying.
And Zoidberg: Play a character the opposite alignment of the majority of your party and survive the entire campaign.

Now you're thinking with portals: Summon a demon through a portal so that it falls onto an enemy.

How could I leave this behind?
Speak in Double Entendres while in playing as a member of Spinal Tap

Send in the next wave: send several npc's to their untimely deaths to succeed in your plans.

Don't Fear the Reaper.
Die and be resurrected at least five times with the same character.

You can't escape the inevitable.
Permanently kill off a player character who has earned "Don't Fear the Reaper".

>>4685183

See >>4676992

>>4676650
This happens in our group every session. Yet we don't want to piss the GM off.

Believe in me who believes in you:
Create an awe-inspiring, charismatic character that the party adores, and have him die early in the campaign

>>4685369
Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens:
Have a less important character step up to the plate and take this character's place

Ahh... Mango Juice: Have somthing drop, be thrown, or fall on your character inflicting enough damage to kill you, and yet somehow live

Tag-team:
Use another player's attack or ability to propel yourself towards an enemy to strike the killing blow.

bumpage

Too much detail:
Stop to take a leak in game.

Too much detail revenge:
Get attacked whilst doing so

America:
Say you're lawful good but advocate torture.

You get eaten by the giantess *grunt* roll against digestion:
Your Dm adds his fetish in game

NEKO NeKO NEKO:
Player adds his.

Why are you awesome:
Make something so cliche' it becomes awesome again

Vice:
Play a vice. Play it properly

>>4687549
>Too much detail:
>Stop to take a leak in game.
Achievement unlocked!
"I would be honored to hear your story, Ikoma-sama, but even the Iron Phoenix must piss!" Cue stumbling out of the room to physically relieve myself as well.

History Buff:
Cover sword in shit, expect bonus

>>4687740
I did this but the Dm ruled it only worked on the ones that got away.

>Super Cripple; 6 Str 20 Int Grey Elf Wizard
>And Then Dexter Said.... I have a basic storyline the make shit up the rest of the way. Nobody has complained yet.

Martyr:
Play with immature people who don't bother to learn the rules, for one year and not complain about it.

>>4683205
> Run out of rations and resort to eating the meat of fallen enemies.

Ulch - that meat was tainted! You feel deathly sick.

Gravity plays favorites: Bullrush enemy several levels above you off cliff and live, killing them in the process.
The Babe Ruth:
Saying to the DM you'll crit next attack and do so.
>OMGWTFBBQ PWNED LOL!!!:
>Either the DM or a Player rolls a natural 20 for the same task that their opposing number rolls a natural 1.
I booted a lictor from the top off the ledge inside a hiveship. I also told him that his lictor was about to die. Oh, did I mention whilst screaming "This is Spartaaaaa!?!"?

SPPPARRRTTAAAAAA;
Kick something of a ledge whilst screaming "This is Sparta" without being a faggot about it.

What did you expect:
Build a party face character with barrels of charisma and a back story that shows him off as a leader of men, then refuse to roll play it and just roll a Diplomacy check.

>There is no time, Your Sword is Enough:
>Still have at least 75% of your starting money after >finishing making a character

>Damn the torpedoes!:
>Run through an area you know has traps without >disarming them.

>Welcome to Jurassic Park:
>Fight and Defeat a Dinosaur


>Super Cripple:
>In D&D 3.0-4.0 have one physical stat under 7 and >one stat above 19 and survive you're first 3 encounters.

>And Then Dexter Said....
>DM makes up game off the top off his head for at >least two hours

I don't get it:
Tell your player you need them too roll for the Anal Circumference Table.

Wait, What!!:
When a player tries to start their turn inform them that because they triggered a silent trap earlier they are actually dead, and as such can't attack.

GET TO DA CHOPPER!!!!:
Immediately after earning Wait, What!!!, escape from your game alive before your players cave your skull in with a Player's Handbook.

...........................egg?

>>4682227
Not even hard.