Don't become a War Clan but make this the year of victory over one of our foes. Make them come to you with tribute.

Why are the peasants pissed?

>>4885909
Explore a bit to the west from your clan camp, when I did that I found an excellent artifact that allowed me to automatically win 7 or 8 battles.

>>4885912
Near-constant warfare last year. Peasants don't like fighting.

>>4885927
I've been raiding twice in every storm and fire season for two years and I've yet to see my peasants suffer any negative effects from it.

Also, I'm not kidding about Tarkala being a useless fatty. She literally always talks about food.

>>4885927
God peasants are a bunch of bleeding vaginas.

>>4885927

Constant warfare constantly and my peasant still feel safe... meabe because I've driven all my neighbours off.

But even if I sloughtered them constantly, they would just move away and attack then. Is there any way to exterminate other clans permanently.

>>4885947
No, but usually before you force them to evacuate their land they'll send you an emissary who'll offer tribute. If you take them up on this it's pretty much a cessation of hostilities, and they will remain weak as fuck. Just be prepared to raid them when they pick up strength again.

>>4885937

Why does Ongerin look constipated?

>Exploran, LET THE WORLD BURN
In recognition of him being a badass dude, Orlgard Trollslayer was sent west with a few men to keep him from killing every living thing in sight.

The cattle raid against the Greenwings wasn't as successful as we might have hoped.

>>4885957

So, no genocide for me... I am dissapoint...

>>4885965
That's because she's raging so hard.

>>4885973
I guess you actually don't have that many footmen. Has teegee got the resources for a temple to Humakt?

>>4885965
Battle-lesbian of Vinga. Hope that answers your question.

And after our failed raid, a couple of gypsies want to join our clan. Naturally feeling his position as freeloading asshole is threatened, Loricon wants us to make them thralls. What should we do?

>>4885992
Loricon is such a dick. We'll lose clan magic if we make them thralls.

>>4885999

Thrall them, fuck the clan magic!

>>4886008
Probably get haunted by our ancestors too.

>>4886012

Fuck the ancestors! We no longer follow their way. And they are death anyway...

>>4886017
>>An Angry Loricon appears!

So, we have a few fours, and a few "vague, non-specific number that's not 4". Which will it be?

As an incentive to vote, Orngerin being just as fucking insane as Loricon.

>>4886034
I saw give them land and a starter herd.

Take them as thralls. I'm all about the peace and love and the focused violence but if we can take thralls then it's our nature to do so therefore we must.

>>4886041
If you give them a freebie herd, your carls will get pissed. Cottar or just land.

>>4886041

Same. Do we remember when Loricron advised us that he could *totally* scam that dragon out of it's stuff?

>>4886049
Nah, they'll be cool with it. Check how many cattle we have. In fact, think about trading some cattle or horses (if we can spare those) later in the year.

>Don't listen to Loricon. It's like letting him have sex with your ear!
They seem happy. Isn't that sweet?

Oh, so THIS is where the whole Loricon thing came from.

Maybe I should get this game as well.

>>4886071
It's pretty awesome. I got it after the third thread on here and I've probably played like 8 hours already. Kind of addictive once you start doing well.

>>4886061
i prefer young Loricon face myself

Have we dont a heroquest recently? Lets do one and make our tribe leader less of a pussy

And immediately afterwards, we're reminded why we should have fired Loricon a long time ago. Apparently, he's been waving his ass in the face of our allies, groped their women and generally just acted like the world's biggest dick. Oh, and he's proud of it. And according to our clan leader, the people love Loricon for some bizarre, unfathomable reason.

What the fuck should we do now?

>>4886096
Ah, this guy is freakishly cool with it, I promise. Convince him the insults of a Trickster aren't serious.

>>4886061
>>4886096
Holy shit! Future sight!

>>4886109
Rofling so hard at this right now....

>>4886096

DUEL DUEL DUEL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U

>>4886096
Only one solution to this.
Two men enter, one man leaves!
Two men enter, one man leaves!

>>4886096
1 or 5 if you want a laugh/war

>>4886096
>BAWWWWW

Shut yer face, you wimp. Loricon was right.

>>4886056
Cows aren't food. They're money.

>>4886135
theyre not even money in a real sense. cows are just something you stockpile and never use for anything except the odd trade or when you put a tribe together and need MASSIVE bribes

>It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!
Oh, Loricon, you card!

>>4886154

Good end.

>>4886154
Loricon the Unfindable!

Orlgard returns from the west, and he does not disappoint. Even the ducks and beastmen are impressed with his skill at making stuff die.

The Rakstanti say we owe them some magic. When asked why, all they had to say for themselves was "It's magic, we ain't gotta explain shit!"

What to do, what to do?

>>4886194
We have a single magic point. Fuck this shit, give them cows instead.

>>4886194
66666 we suck right now, it takes a real man to admit when he is a loser

>>4886194
5. Anything else will piss them off or screw us over.

>Make burgers, not fireballs
That kinda worked, I guess.

>>4886194

...how the hell can you 'owe' somebody magic?

>>4886194
Always do the opposite of what Loricon recommends.

And now we have trolls in the village. Orlgard is just waiting to rip them apart in a fury like the world has never seen before. But the choice of what to do is yours, as always.

>>4886251
Take them as thralls. It's not their fault being idiots, it's their parent's unchristian ways.

>>4886251
Thralls.

>>4886251
What is Loricon's great idea?

>>4886251

Sacrifice them to gods, as thralls they'll do more harm than good.

>>4886251
BUTCHER THEM FOR FOOD TO REPLACE THE LOST GRAIN. IT IS A JUST AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT.

>>4886275
if loricon is for killing, I'm for killing.

Sacrifice them to Eurmal.

>>4885901

HOLY NOSTALGIA BOMB, BATMAN!

We made the trolls thralls. After all, with the king troll in our clan, what harm could they possibly do?

Determined not to waste the Storm season either, we launch a raid against those damned Greenwings, actually succeeding this time. Then this happens.

What should we tell our battle-lesbian to do?

>>4886291
Insane risk, you shouldn't go against your nature

>>4886291
UNLEASH THE MADNESS

>>4886291

RELEASE THE WARRIOR WITHIN!

>>4886291
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. RISK IT MOTHERFUCKER!

>>4886291
It's time to go Red Rage on those motherfuckers. FOR THE CLANPEROR!

>>4886291
No Man can strike that down

"Oh god! Its so Angry!"

>>4886291
INVITE THEM OUT TO A QUIET DINNER

Sacrifice to Eurmal, Loricon's god

First javelin surfing and now fire juggling? Alright, who the hell gave the Greenwings the Exalted core rules? At least nobody died this time.

Still, I have to say I'm impressed with teegee's military. Fire juggling heroes, and still not as much as a scratch on a single soldier? That's awesome!

>>4886325
Can you post the javelin surfing screenshot again? I need to show it to someone.

>>4886335
It's in the archived threads.

A couple of spirit-talkers arrive in the village. Apparently they can perform beneficial magic, for a price. Wha do you think?

Being the hypocritical bastard he is, Loricon HAETS magic.

>>4886374
I wonder if they'd be able to heal battlebitch back to full health.

>>4886374
Since doing the complete opposite has worked great in all cases so far.... I say give them food and let them chill... even if we don't need their magic

>>4886388
battlebitchs needs no healing, only more rage and general manhate

>>4886374
5. Don't listen to loricon.

A spirit fetch or two is pretty handy dandy to have around in a crisis.

>Be nice
We feed the suspiciously ugly and dirty sorcerers, and in turn receive some brand spanking new magic.

>>4886374
Fetches are grand little things, but don't buy more than one, and more than none if strapped for cashcows.

>>4886454
wtf do spirit fetches do?

>>4886466

They fetch spirits.

>>4886466
Say some pissed off sorcerer tries to steal all your magic
The spirit in the fetch goes OH NO I DON'T THINK SO and saves the magics.

The greenwing clan has made us an offer. They will give us 25 cows for not raiding them the next 2 years. What's our answer?

>>4886491
take it and raid them! RIP AND TEAR!

>>4886491
Oh, and Loricon recomends option number 3, with the motivation "I think you already know what I want."

Oh and fyi, annual tribute isn't worth shit if you dont have Humakt's Oath blessing on to bind the fuckers to the deal.

>>4886491
Ask loricon for his sage anti-advice

Or demand tribute annually...

>>4886491
Lets listen to loricron.... he seems to be wise about this one.... also no experiment is complete without a baseline.

>>4886491
10 cows a year. Build shrine to Hamukt, use the Oath blessing. They'll be forced to pay.

>>4886491

Agree to their proposal.

Peace is its own reward.

>>4886448

I got something like 10 magic from them for giving them 15 cows and 15 goods.

We took their cows and raided them anyway. Might not have been the best decision, but hey, that's what you get for listening to Loricon.

>>4886565
I swear Loricon is a trolling /b/tard.

And that's the end of this year.

All in all, pretty standard year for a King of Dragon Pass game, fire jugglers aside. Maybe all the weird shit has finally subsided a little?

How does one acquire this game?

>>4886578
He's the moralfagtroll.

>>4886593
http://rapidshare.com/files/243733931/King_of_Dragon_Pass.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243755323/King_of_Dragon_Pass.part2.rar

>>4886597
But still I kind of like that little motherfucker.

On an important political mission, Yorsar is stopped by bandits. How to handle this one?

>>4886578
and thats the only reason he's still on the circle

>>4886600

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>4886607
MAIM! KILL! BURN!

>>4886565
FUCK YES.

They hired magicians to beat us off. Hot magician handjobs for all!

>KILL! MAIM! BURN!
Goddammit /tg/, stop wounding people in the ring! Now we're down one ruggedly handsome jack-of-all-trades.

>>4886660
Let's make Loricon go exploring next time.

Marlesta, the girl we pimp-slapped back into submission back in the first thread, is now apparently a kickass warrior woman. I can only assume she's one of Orngerin's disciples, which would make her batshit insane.

>>4886678
If Loricon dies whom are we going have as a baseline reference for good decisions?

>>4886696
Sounds like someone volunteering for suicide missions she'll someone manage to miraculously survive while being heroic AND having boobs.

It's just not fair to be honest :(

>>4886696
Make her pleasure the male soldiers.

It is, after all, a woman's duty.

>>4886696
So oppression of the opposite sex + Medieval Fantasy = Kickass batshit insane warrior women?

>>4886701
Loricon won't die. Trolls regenerate.

And now we're infested with something the clansmen are calling rodents, but they don't look like any goddamn kind of rodent I've ever seen.

For once, Loricon seems to have a quite decent plan.

>>4886701
He will just disappear in come back several days later drunk and not knowing what happened.

Trust me, I have experience with these things

>>4886720
I know at least one girl that thinks the idea of each army squad having a female soldier attached whose duty it is to pleasure the entire group, male and female, is hawt.

Oh god, Loricon is being useful

MAN THE DEFENCES! THE END IS NIGH!

>>4886727
>Have Loricon lure them away with trickster magic
>Trust Loricon not to fuck it up
No thanks. Option 3, please.

>>4886727
Remember the last time we used trickster magic?

>>4886737
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>4886737
She'd love the middle ages, then.

>>4886727
Don't listen to Loricon. He'll probably succeed, but your neighbours will find out what he did, and they will be pissed.

>>4886727
Let's give him a chance, I say. In the worse case we can throw Loricon to them and poison the beasts.

>>4886727
>Loricon
>decent plan.

Block the entrance.

Your weaponthanes will get pissy if you make them fight them and they'll just come back if you magic them away.

Since we have a lot of people going "Don't trust Loricon" and a single guy actually saying which option to pick, I'm going with number three.

It went pretty badly. We're rid of the little buggers, but the kardavi are pretty pissed and it cost us silver.

>>4886771
GOD DAMN LORICON

FUCKING MIND GAMES MAN

Followers of Odayla want to bless our hunters in exchange for some kind of payment. What do you think?

Most Odayla worshipers are Rakstanti, a tribe we have pretty bad relations with.

>>4886771

>>4886790
For free, to show we have good relations with them.

>>4886790

[x] Put It In

>>4886790

Focus on beating the Greenwings, make sure we're not gonna get raided by more than one clan at a time.

>>4886790
>Rape their red-headed women

>Produce more red-headed girls

>Profit

>Play nice, focus on fucking the Greenwings
We offer them some gifts in exchange for their blessing. A few diplomatic mission later, and we have more allies than enemies again! Whoop-whoop!

Also, the ritual was a success.

I WOULD SACRIFICE AT HER ALTER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Can we get a screenie of your explore screen with the 'm' toggle on so we can see borders?

>>4886859
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE

And Marlesta's run away again! I thought she had grown up by now. Since you can't see the whole story, I'll give you the jist of it.

Marlesta's been kidnapped, alternatively run away, and is set to be wed to some guy from the Squat Oak clan. Her mother suspects she may have left willingly and in fact is in love with the would be kidnapper.

Any suggestions on a course of action?

>>4886875
2. We need to make her see who's in charge here, once and for all.

>>4886875
Punitive. This dishonor can't be allowed, first they want to marry whoever their childish wimps see fit, then they are telling they are grown up and please no more indecent touching

>>4886875
cant be 4 so go 1. women have no say in who they marry but i think we'll all breath easier if we marry the lunatic off to someone and get some loot out of it too.

>>4886875
4.

If she wants to marry a Squat Oak instead of a Long Oak, on her head be it.

In my game I formed a clan... what do I do now?

>>4886875
What does Loricon suggest?

We let Marlesta choose, and she wanted to marry the man from the Squat Oak clan. Personally, I think it's suspicious our warrior woman decided to elope with a man while Orngerin was wounded.

Anyway, back to the real issues, our troll thralls are doing a shitty job. How do we handle this?

>>4886914

They had their chance. Kill 'em all.

>>4886914
Sacrifice.

>>4886914
Do what Loricon suggests.

Trolls for the troll god.

>>4886926

And the heads on pikes thing sounds like a good idea too!

>>4886914
To Eurmal it is

Someone remind me who our racial enemies are? If it's the trolls then OMFG CRAGSPIDER BEWARE. Otherwise sacrifice the bastards.

>>4886941
Elfsluts

>Listen to Loricon. He knows his trolls.
We sacrifice the troublesome trollkin thralls to the trickster god Eurmal. In return, he gifts us with 8 whole points of magic! Not bad at all.

>>4886864
As you wish, good sir. This is the map as of Dark season 1336. Incidentally, we have two points of magic in Quest, and a brand spanking new Heroquest we have yet to try. Anyone interested?

>>4886979
DO EET. But read the legend first.

I really want to play this

>>4886979
In seeing the tribe embarking on an epic failure, where we end trying to sell one of our heroes legbone to the gods? I'm on it

>>4886979
GREY FOX!

EET EES DONE!

First challenge, the Doubting Wheel. How should we get rid of this annoyance?

>>4887002
METAL GEAR!?

RAID THE THUNDERDUCKS! THEN, QUEST OUR ASSES OFF! THEN, TRAVEL TO KERO FIN WITH A FULL ARMED GUARD, AND RECEIVE THE GREATEST OF TREASURES!!!!!

>>4887009
Net tiem. That's how he did it in the story, and is also the least faggy.

>>4887009
Make it into soup. Seriously, Doubting Wheel Soup sounds delicious.

>>4887009
Roll it away. If it works, it's the best to do

>>4887009
Net!

>>4887035
The wife turns it into soup after you catch it in a net.

USE THE NET, GLADIATOR OF FREEDOM

Three different choices, all with one vote. Since net was first, I'm going with it. I'm not even going to comment on Yorsar having a purse.

>>4887054
You really need to check the thread before you post.

And now we have to help Yinkin the furry god fight some plants. Suggestions?

FUCK ALL OTHER ADVICE
^,.,.,^
LISTEN TO LORICON ONLY

>>4887057
Doesn't really matter. generally, the choice has been made sveral minutes before the post, so it's not like it would change anything.

>>4887061
Be a man, fight both.

>>4887061
Both. We can't expect a fucking cat to do any fighting for us.

>>4887061
Fight both, otherwise you won't be able to convince him afterwards. And don't treat him like a cat.

>>4887061
KICK HIS ASS

kick both their asses!

>>4887075
WHAT WOULD ORLANTH DO?


A: Kill both, bro hugs with Yinkin

>>4887087
>Both, because that way he will be in love with us. Also, he is my waifu

Mission nearly successful!

And the next challenge is the cube. This is just getting ridiculous.

>>4887124
Dwarf Fort dwarves are not nearly as crazy as Glorantha dwarves, Make up a new poem since they hate new things or if that fails lodge a claim.

>>4887124
Hit the cube. You know you want to.

recite poem! square things become round

>>4887124
A poem! There's a correct one, but any of them might work.

Legal claim! Let's make a lawsuit against the dwarves

>>4887124
SUE THE CUBE!

LEGAL CLAIM.

FACT: PRISON CUBES HATE LAWYERS.

This setting makes no sense.

Now we have to convince the leader of the Hurt Everything clan to join us, without beating the shit out of Yinkin first.

>>4887192
Contest of strength is how Oranlth did it.

>>4887181
It's mythology. They ain't gotta explain shit.

>>4887192
Contest of strength. Arm-wrestle basically.

>Contest of strength
Better luck next time. Any other suggestions?

>>4887192
test of str.

There was a positive difference of -4 str, couldn't win

>>4887237
3. Seems we have a better negotiator than fighter on our hands.

>>4887237
Really? When I did this quest I had a vingan and he accepted.

>>4887252
>>4887268
We didn't fail. He just didn't accept.

>Three
I'm afraid not. Any others?

>>4887278
Did they remove the contest one or just change it? If they removed it, then hell, I don't know.

>>4887278
Yinkin is our brother?

>>4887278
Sounds like you're fucked. Thankfully you don't NEED to convince him, but it helps later on.

Auto-saging. New thread going up in a short while.

>>4887303
Link the new thread in here, would you?

>>4887303
Post link here.

>>4887308
>>4887309

>>4887317

I don't think it's possible to get both yinkin and yorsar.

>>4887317