>>4887317
Two. Intimidate him I guess.

FOUR

I always have trouble with this part. Try everything but 1 and 3, and if they all fail, then 1.

Quick save, just to be sure.

>Two.
Oh my God! You killed Yorsar, you assholes!

>>4887340
Hey! HEY!

I SAID FOUR.

Load your quick save.

And then some random warrior dude asks if he could hang out here for a bit. What do you think?

"Hey, let's threaten the leader of the HURT EVERYTHING Tribe!"

>>4887360
We shall name him Replacement Yorsar!

>>4887357
No quick saves. Live with your decision.

Never hurts to have another sword around.

>>4887360

3

>>4887360
Replacement for Vorsar?

>>4887362
Better then appearing a pussy to them.

>>4887340

Shiiiiiit.

>>4887360

#2. He's a good man, but don't show him too much favour.

>>4887360
1.

Clans that want to be tribes should be generous.

>Let him join. Call him Replacement Yorsar.
I fully support this idea, because it is awesome. Alright, he's in.

>>4887360
I want to be Loricon when I grow up

You can quicksave?
HOW?!
I MUST KNOW

Endal finds a magic wind and improves further. he is now probably our greatest ring member. Also, Yorsar McAwesome was replaced by a boring woman.

>>4887396
Why, it's easy if you try!

>>4887404
Man, I would bang Ferena so hard the entire tula would hear.

>>4887396
He means making a save between every choice you make. So saving before a Heroquest and reloading if you fuck it up.

>>4887404
What're Endel's stats like now?

And that ends a tragic year. Yorsar will be missed, especially by his battle brother Orlgard.

I will show Endal's stats after this brief interlude.

Do we really want to purchase Eurmal's Balls? Sounds kinda suspicious to me.

3 exchange

A bone for balls

>>4887439
You've got Loricon, so that means much more magic for you. What does the Godbone do, though?

>>4887439
We may as well make some use of having Loricon on the ring.

Besides, he'd love to get his hands on Eurmal's balls.

>>4887455
Nothing. It was a useless item we got from looting the party of adventurers we killed in cold blood.

Good night sweet Batman.

>>4887462
They were beastmen. They had it coming.

>>4887462
I dunno. I once got lost on a heroquest and found a god forging a bronze bone. I suspect it might be useful.

How do open a .mdf file, anyway?

>Trade bone for balls
Apparently, the Balls of Eurmal are too potent to trade away. Take that any way you want.

>>4887486
http://filext.com/file-extension/mdf

>>4887486
It's a CD image file. You need a program like Daemon Tools Lite to create a virtual DVD drive, then you mount the mdf file on it and run it like a regular CD.

>>4887492

Sonuva..

>>4887492
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THEN WHY DID YOU OFFER IT YOU BALLTEASE

If Yorsar was Batman, Endal is Superman! Seriously, it's ridiculous how good he is! Still a bit of a hippie, though.

>>4887498
Something like PowerISO will also do it, and it's free.

I think Nero might also be able to do it, but don't quote me on that.

In the OP heroquest you should always ignore Vadrus, he's a superfluous part of the legend anyway.

Loricon has done it again! This time he's desecrated one of our temples with a homemade effigy to Eurmal. What should we do about it?

>>4887537
Put it in another clan

>>4887537

Pick 5 !

Spread the Loricon love!

>>4887537
2.

Eurmal deserves his own place of worship too. He did solve that troll problem we had.

>>4887537
2

>>4887537
Hahaha.

IT HAS A STICK DICK. Oh, Loricon, you card.

>>4887537
5 most definitely.

>>4887537
4
wipe that shit eating grin off his face

>>4887557

You don't hurt the /b/tards do you?

>>4887543
second

I did the same in a similar situation, and I got magic from Eurmal.

I'm torn between having a temple to Eurmal or beating Loricon.

>5
Orlgard was found out. In hindsight, it was probably not the smartest idea to have the Trollslayer perform a mission related to the God of Trolls.

>>4887570

Why to the Greenwings *Facepalm* throw it into some allies camp and watch the chaos ensue!

Accidentally posted in the old thread.

Anyway, some priestesses of Uralda want to perform a ritual to ward away the evils of the chaos goddess malia. Any suggestions?

>>4887617
5, the easy route

>>4887617
Do you want disease rotting your crops and killing your dudes? Fuck no. Give the woman what she wants.

>>4887617
Loricon being serious scares the shit out of me.

He is our customs expert though. Let's get this sacrifice going.

>>4887622
This guy is right. Your priestess may well come back improved. Or dead, but what's anything without a little risk?

Magic. You have seven. You won't need seven.

I say 5, easiest way not to get buttfucked

God-talker of Uralda sent.

The Fire Quartz clan wants us to tell them a story. Do we agree?

1

Make up some bullshit story

>>4887663
2.

Best be honest with them and offer them something else.

>>4887667
That is Loricon's suggestion as a matter of fact. Apparently, he's prepared a story called "Eurmal in the Cow Barn". Considering there exists an artifact called Eurmal's Balls, I'm not sure what to think.

>>4887667
But we owe them and that could get their champion killed. You would dishonour the clan!

>>4887675

Part of me wants to know.. another part doesn't.. Ever.

2

Is OP gone?

>>4887663
Don't make up shit about the gods. They'll fucking curse you.

They thanked us for the story and went away.

A trader arrives, telling a sto-FEDARKOS! HIS NAME IS FEDARKOS! Could it be that he escaped the jaws of death and resurrected himself through sheer awesomeness? I'd like to think so.

Anyway, what do we do about the women with the rods?

4 send a scout party, could be nothing

>>4887717
>Anyway, what do we do about the women with the rods?
>women with the rods
>women...rods

>>4887728
Really? You obviously don't know how this game works then.

Send a scouting party, and see if you can decide how many men to send.

I'm rapidshitting this today

I better not be disappoint, /tg/

Scout party.

We sent a scouting party. The game asked if we wanted to send Endal. Naturally, I agreed, since Endal is awesome and worships the correct god for stuff like this.

And look who's back! How do we get rid of them for good?

2 Use Loricon, that fucker got the time to build stick figures, now he can do something for being in the ring.

>>4887749
Send in Loricon.

>>4887749
Trickster magic, send them to eat some gnarly spear surfing dudes

2, its about time that fucker did something useful

>>4887749
Just block the entrance and let them rot inside

I think this is the most useful Loricon's been in quite a while.

>>4887769

Loricon fuck yeah!

>>4887769
Fucking awesome. Loricon ftw.

And then Endal was a zombie. Seriously, fuck this year! Apparently he's turned undead, and has attacked the village. He's also mumbling some verse from Oskul's Saga, if that's any help.

LEGAL ACTION!

>>4887780

5 Because hey.. can't get any worse right?

Orlanthi are faggots, they prefer cats to dogs.

>>4887780
Legal action, the world of the dead is filled with horrid burocracy, you can't imagine what is having to go to court there.

Those crafty undead... Any other ideas?

>>4887802
Sacrifice. The gods will, uh, be pleased for some rotting carcasses

Drive them off.

I am 12% positive it won't come back to bite us in the ass.

>>4887823
Loricon?

>>4887827
No, I'm not. I think Loricon would lie and give better odds.

Drive them off.

Sacrifice to Humakt to make sure your doods make it to the halls of the dead safely (and don't come back)

Find out what they're mumbling!

We kill them and sacrifice to Humakt. It loses us a few magic points and men, but at least Humakt is pleased.

After that, Endal was replaced by a spunky little worshiper of Chalana Arroy and our friends the rodents returned. Seems Loricon's solution was anything but permanent.

>>4887852
2.

>>4887852
1

You're starting to get too many women on the ring.

Also, TRICKSTER MAGIC!

Trickster magic it is. As we send the rodents off to the Greenwing lands again, the Greenwing army arrives, looking for a fight. Lukily, our temple to Humakt provides the Truesword blessing, making our weaponthanes twice as effective.

>>4887852
1

>>4887852
5. What's the problem? Just let's not get near that cave and ignore them.

>>4887872
A 4/3 balance either way is fine.

And here comes another hero moment. Which option suits you best?

After this, go exploring. Find some treasure. I found a nice horn that scares horses. Makes the horsespawn incredibly easy to deal with.

>>4887913
Duel.

>>4887913
1.

DEMAND SATISFACTION

>>4887913
MORTAL KOMBAT

>>4887913
Fireball his ass.

>>4887914
Listen to this man. Exploring nets treasure. Or dead nobles, but you can always make more.

>One on one
Looks like we have a blood feud on our hands.

>>4887954
Fucking sissy. Couldn't die like a man. Should've fireballed his ass.

Our first loss in battle. Those mercenaries the Greenwings hired must kick ass. At least we killed them good.

>>4887954
Badass.

And that, my friends, marks the end of a tragic year. Our two greatest nobles dead, our homes burnt and our first real loss in a raid. The people of teegee weep, and so do I.

I think it's time to end it for the day, since I'mn not sure how much more pain I can take.

WAR! KILL THE FUCKING GREENWINGS AND PISS ON THEIR GRAVES!

>>4887993
I find the number of the year rather ominous. Was 1337 the past or the year ahead?

I wonder why the tribe is going to shit. Poor decisions or just bad luck?

>>4888024
The year ahead. Perhaps there is a chance to regain our glory.

>>4888011
seconded

>>4888033
... on the other hand, perhaps it pays to be very careful around Loricon the coming year.

>>4888082
nah let loricon do his best it will either ruin you totally or make you the king

How does one go about making a tribe in this game? I've gotten the favor from the 'Making The Storm Tribe' quest, but I don't see a 'create tribe' button anywhere.

>>4888220
post pics

>>4888220
You gotta wait for a blind old shaman to show up. You need a solid reputation as a clan first. The Heroquest you did just helps your endeavours to create a tribe.