Take what's to the left.Insert.
PUT CHAINSAW IN ASSThen ruin another birthday party, just by being there.
I butt to the right and prepare my buttspells
>>Then ruin another birthday party, just by being there.oh Empra... i was about to write it
sit
What's the setting?
>>5204527The setting of the Butt.
>>5204471>>5204478>>5204499
Now...Turn around to the front.Let's see what kind of butt you are.
>>5204548Find some buttzombies. And annihilate them.
LIBERATE THE LOWER HALVES AGAIN!
>>5204569But where do the butt zombies come from?Butt Chrysilids?HOLY FUCK THERE ARE BUTT CHRYSILIDS WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
Find an overweight Mexican cop.
>>5204560>>5204569
Find source of possibly existing buttzombies!
>>5204627see>>5204578>Anonymous has PANICKED
>>5204636Make a brave speech in buttspeak so that Anonymous will calm down. Then find the source of buttzombies. We must destroy them once and for all!
>>5204619This kid needs a friend. Sit down and party with him.
Dance.
>>5204602>>5204627
>>5204651This>>5204654This>>5204648Then this.
>>5204663THROW DOWN LUCHADORE STYLEUse buttslaps.
>>5204663Cut his upper body off with your chainsaw, Liberate his ass!
I don't come to /tg/ often but this looks like just about the best thing ever.
>>5204578
Ok. This has potential.
>>5204648>>5204651>>5204654>>5204673
Team up with fat mexican.
TO THE TOWER OF SKULLS
WAIT! Take the frosting from that kids cake! We might be able to use it later.
>>5204769Hell yeah! Shake that ass!
>>5204794THIS
>>5204780>>5204793>>5204794
>>5204894Enter the Tower of Skulls with a buddy-cop movie Bruce Lee style flying kick.
>>5204894make a feint to the north-east!
Construct a catapult and launch ourselves at the highest floor.
FUCK YEAH BUTT QUEST!
>>5204922I MUST NOT WALK SO A CHILD MAY LIVE
>>5204909
>>5204976Look around. And kill any zombies using LUCHADORE FIGHTING
prepare chainsaw
the hell is buttquest?
>>5205006You are a butt. You quest.It's not hard to figure out.
>>5205005Put torch in ass, then jump down the hole.
>>5205014
>>5205061DO NOT FART
>>5205061fart
>>5205106This.
>>5205106
Na, we fart when we need to get back UP the hole.
JUMP DOWN THE OTHER HOLE
>>5205170pick up torch first
>>5205170>>5205175
hey there now
We left mexicop behind.Look around! What do we see with our senses?
Kill a furry
>>5205218That is a shapely ass
>>5205242
>>5205279Investigate lifesigns
>>5205279Its a furry! Kill it with fartfire!!
>>5205314TO THE NORTHEAST ROOM! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>5205314
>>5205380Let her help.Kill her after.
>>5205399Do we have to kill her?
>>5205429Yes.
>>5205399
>>5205490What an asshole.
Chainsaw ready, when we hit the bottom, look around.
>this quest
>>5205490
>>5205497I C WUT U DID THAR!!!!!11!!!one!!!!!11
>>5205526>Butt Quest>Kushnood Butt AKA Marco Rodriguez.Oh, I caught that.
>>5205531Check for traps.
>>5205565this
>>5205565>>5205571
Take it.
>>5205604Grab key.
Then search area.
Find the chair of destiny.
>>5205614
Now swallow the key just to be on the safe side!
Set butt-thrusters to maximum.
Search area.
>>5205659
>>5205709
Find and kill the Cultists that worships El Tezmorela the fallen angel.
What do we see?
>>5205747KILL IT WITH FIRE AND CHAINSAW
Anyone here ever watch shin-chan?
>>5205747Rip and tear the butt zombies!!!
>>5205761
>>5205825
>>5205848Fart on it.
Combine your butt-power with your Mexican sidekick to fart it in to another dimension.
>>5205904>>5205917
>>5205984Lock away his powers by using the key on him.
>>5205984Fusion!
>>5205984Invoke the Demigod Butt for help
>>5205984Great! And now light your ultra fart on FIRE!
>>5206002>>5206016
>>5206074Now do a holy triple fusion to purge the evil one.
>>5206074
>>5206108
Upgrade the Noble Butt in to a Chainsaw-Paladin that comes with impressive shoulder pads.
A truly epic quest.
god damn i love butt quest
butt quest is the best quest
Wonder when the Butt will be fighting Buttostopheles the lord of Constipation?
fuckin' masterpiece
Buttquest needs more fanart
Someone goddamn archive this
Bravo, OP. I look forward to the next one.
>>5206398wat
>>5206398I agree.
Me thinks Butt should take on the Old Ones next.
Could have used more gore like BQ1.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5142038/
Fucking genius.
Now I want Buttquest 3 and the Army of Darkness...
That was great how the Asso guy got fried. It totally rectum.KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!