I can't remember what we were doing last time. Maybe we should try to conquer the U.S.

How's the plastic based super resistant to everything virus program going?

Awesome. When was the last time we hugged our lolibots?

We .. uh .. take a quick glance at our organizer?

Expand the candy market into Russia!

Status report, post haste!

>>5318832
I'm kinda playing x3 while we're doing this, so my gameplay style might be off.

but make a fucking navigation and relay sattelite, jesus christ.

>>5318859

True, it has been awhile. Let's see. As of now your base is still in the deserts of some desert country. I never got specific.

You have taken over an oil facility, successfully infiltrated MI6 with your Loli-Bond bot, bought out most of the candy industry in Japan, and as of now are tracking a certain individual you believe to be one of the ten through means of the entire Russian telecommunications network.

>>5318863

I don't really remember this part. We did have a virus to take out Elizabeth later, considering our sheer agonizing hatred for that infernal woman. All we needed for it was some of her dna as a base.

>>5318913
Let us follow up the leads we have on number three. Thats why we took over Russia in the first place, right?

>We did have a virus to take out Elizabeth ... All we needed for it was some of her dna as a base.

Sounds like a way to get up to speed again. DNA hunt shall we? We need a little bit of petty distractions.

We were currently tracking down number three to his base in russia. Thats why we took over the communications network and made ourselves "the hero of russia"

Also, status on Sherloli Horomes?

>>5318949

Ok, or that number 3 thing. Sounds important. Anon seems to know what anon needs to be doing so let's go with what anon says.

I think?

>>5318911
You now have one satellite with a giant picture of your face on it (Not pictured). You give a slight shrug.

>>5318982
Continue our investigation regarding number three. We must hunt him down.
Check on Sherloli Horomes.
Increase Pocky sales in Russia using media.

>>5318982

Sounds like we need to take a nap while we get ourselves organized.

Anyway, let's make a note in our organizer about the DNA thing & get back to serious three business in Russia.

Maybe we should do something with north korea.

>>5319021
Or area 51 to see if they have any cool alien technology.

>>5319000
You use your newly made satellite to find a location within ten miles of where you think Number 3 is.

She has deduced that she is in France!

All you had to do was slap a picture of the Loli band on some of the pocky boxes and it was an instant sales explosion.

>>5319021

More petty distractions? Fine. NK civil war for shits 'n giggles.

>>5319056

Hey there. We've always wanted to see Paris haven't we? Pack our Gucci bag & we're off!

>>5319056

Outstanding. Lets prepare for our dealing with #3. We'll need some sort of super-suit. One that functions only under our command. He probably has good counter-electronics... And I wouldnt risk sending our lolis in alone...

Start devising a plan!

oh, and in the meantime? Sick the russian military on him.

>>5319067

Red Dawn scenario then?

( She's in Paris, yes? )

>>5319076
#3 is in russia though.

>>5319058
This seems like a waste of time that could be spent furthering your revenge against the ten. You feel a tad unsure if this is the best direction to take considering.

>>5319109
No, we should focus on destroying our enemies.

>>5319109
We'll do it later. Revenge first. Then the world!

Sick the russian military on #3's base. Tell them to take him alive. We'll need the info they can provide us for when we go down on our own. Keep scanning the area for his escape route.

>>5319090

Oh. Ok. Apply some military motivation then, Ivan style.

I still wanna see Paris tho'

We're getting too involved in stupid international squabbles, why waste resources on pointless things?

Use loliholmes to ferret out the location of any 10.

>>5319109

We're a little swimmy in the head with power & success. We make a note in our organizer "Discipline! FOCUS!" & get back to work.

Send a genetically engineered intelligent chinchilla to scout out his base.

>>5319117
>>5319118

You decide to let the communists have their fun and tip them off. They immediately comb the mountains with a fierce determination and focus you could only dream of.

I wonder if Enraged Scientist will appear in crossover quest.

>>5319185
Now, scan the area for electronic interference. Tap into the russian communications. We'll get an idea of his defences and escape routes by carefully monitoring the situation. Also, get some high powered x-rays in there, see if we can "see" his underground base.

>>5319186
Crossover what? This seems amazing. Tell me more.

>>5319197

Its a Quest by Gnome over on /chan/ Round three is starting next week (featuring Rudy Mann vs Beardbeard, amungst others)

>>5319197
It's a quest on tgchan where a bunch of people from other quests come together to kill each other.

>>5319220
Do the threads get saved anywhere?

>>5319193
>>5319226

Something seems to be happening over at an entrance the Russian Military has found.

>>5319257
Prepare the artillery.

>>5319257
Maybe we should go over there.

aaaaand we're back.

Lets get ready to bombard the place from orbit and help out as much as we can. We are a hero, after all.

>>5319263
>>5319277
>>5319280

Thank fucking God we're back.

Looks like lettermongy. Damn!

"LOOK UP!"

"SHOOT THEM!"

>>5319288
Glad that wasnt us. Lets super-snipe those laser eyes from orbit. Then we'll bombard the location from afar.

Then we'll dispatch MI6 on it. We'll strap a camera to some (non-robotic) Super-sleuth, and get an idea what his inner sanctum looks like.

Oh god... That is #3 isnt he? Human-AI interface, remember? oh shit... How are we gonna make a loli out of that?

err .. whoa momma.

"Assault to the rear!"

"Git outta there!"

Look like it time for Hero Commisar to don his cap & save the day. Damn.

>>5319288

Don't use the ultra-hovering-pyramonolifactory yet. That's our secret weapon. Send in the girls as backup for the Russian troopers, then use the Nameless Assassin and the Nameless Loli to infiltrate from the back door to kill him while he's preoccupied with the battle.

Also, ready the anti-assassination defenses, because if he's any good, he'll have thought of that too.

>>5319313
The man is an AI master. We can NOT risk any lolis on this operation, no matter what we do.

Heres the link for crossover quest, btw
http://64.86.28.46/kusaba/questarch/res/13329.html

>>5319288

Well they may have died but at least we now know what #3's first line of defenses are. Equip shota samurai with stealth systems and upgrade their swords to cut through those tentacles. With that done we can send in some more commies as cannon fodder and send in a squad to take them out.

>>5319320

I thought No. 3 was the insect guy.

>>5319328
Get the fuck out.

>>5319334

What? We're wasting our time with insects? BBEGs do not waste their time with insects.

Although that's looking preferable at the moment.

#3 was the one who was preventing us from tracking back Lione's transmission. That sounds like Human-AI interface to me.

Hey guys this is the list of our rivals # 3 is probably the one studying AI interface tech, whether or not he used that technology on himself to create that thing is yet to be seen.

"Elizabeth, you already know of. She's the one more inclined towards robotics and was the more official head of the Ten.
The rest though...
One was proficient in biomechanic design.
One was more inclined towards advanced psychotherapies still in testing.
One was into gene splicing.
One was studying reptiles and ways in which we could apply their adaptations to modern uses.
One was on the verge of new surgical techniques not even dreamed of.
One was into applied Laser technologies that make even you advanced systems seem embarrassingly lacking.One was researching ground breaking human to computer A.I. Interface technology.
And the last was studying poisons almost avidly, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects."

>>5319358

Hold on, lemme check the archives.

>>5319294
>>5319299
The Mountain Side erupts before you can do anything. A massive laser fires up and outward, turning your fancy new satellite into an orbiting ball of slag.

>>5319374

Well.. Shit. Hopefully it'll crash down upon him.
Um. Lets get Bond on the phone. What would she do in this situation? It's her job isnt it?

So this could also be laser guy.

>>5319374

We are in control of Russia, one of the leading Nuclear superpowers. We know the exact location of one of our Rivals bases, located in the trackless wastes of Siberia. I say we follow the obvious route, then lead a media blitz justifying our actions.

He'll have obviously survived, but his base will be destroyed. It will be much easier to take him down then.

Ok. Ivans got problems.

While they are busy ramping up their whole "Central Strategic Direction" and "A" class divisions .. let's come up with a plan.

>>5319401

Odds are he could just shoot it down from the sky doing that. But hmm... This guy appears quite ready for us.

>>5319374

Did we at least get a trace on his escape route from our communications relay or our satellite before it got blasted to hell? If so give coordinates to the Russians, if not refocus attention to Elizabeth, surely we must have procured a sample of her DNA. If we have the DNA then alter the virus to be able to use other people as carriers without any lethal side effects (although having a mind control virus would be nice) and hope that it will eventually spread to kill her.

>>5319374
We aren't going to take that. Built a jetpack, force field that also reflects lasers, and device that will disable that.

Hm. Need a plan. An evil plan.

Nuclear weapons .. he can shoot missiles down .. so we need ..

Trebuchets! We'll hurl nukes at him with Trbuchets! He can't shoot that down can he?

>>5319385
"HeLlo. It HaS BeEn SoMe T-t-t-time."

Well Mother Fucker! Who is it?! Number Three or...?! How will you be able to-

"It is I number three. Truly your brutality and simple subterfuge is most laughable. It is basic evolution for why you have been left behind. Did you enjoy my light show? Number eight did not seemed to mind trading technologies. A laughable attempt to keep up with my intellect. Worry not though, fool. All shall be equal as foretold by Lennon."

Well that sorta simplifies things...

>>5319450
Probably ca, he can pinpoint those ground forces well enough...

I know. Lets build a loli to go sell him girl scout cookies. No one can resist those... except the cookies will be bombs!

Construct a new satellite made out of super reflective materials and then destroy that eye, if he fires on us again he'll get a taste of his own very painful red medicine.

>>5319455

Hey, remember to swap us out with the Nameless Loli before he gets through.

>>5319455
whoops, typo'd

switch out seemed with seem

>>5319455
"How can you claim to live in an equal world when you are being crushed beneath the heal of Lione!? You are a fool and a hypocrit. And I shall see you destroyed for the treat you pose to this great land."

>>5319455

Baroness. Run a trace. Get all lolis ontop of countering his intrusions while thats happening.
Lets see if we can get into his system.

>>5319455

"Ah. Still clutching to outdated ideologies, much as a worrisome foal clutches to the teat of its mare. Wake up, Number 3! You only perpetuate those lies put in place by Stalin! You do not believe in equality! You believe in equality for yourself only! Why do you not share your wondrous advancements with the world? Look at what I've done for Russia. I've given them hope; you are a feared, misanthropic outcast."

"Not cool dude. Leave me outta this."

>>5319463
>>5319471
>>5319472

Number 3 already see's you. This might be a bit hard to pull off.

>>5319481

"Ah vengeance, one of the emotions that will drag humanity downward back into it's savagery if not controlled. How utterly primitive. You believe Elizabeth to control any of the Nine? Do you have any idea of the scope of my plans for Humanity's future? Any idea of the scope of Lennon's grand ideals?"

>>5319540

This >>5319517 speech is still good.

>>5319471
>>5319517

These put together.

>>5319540
"And you don't think she is just using you? You fool! you've been playing into her plans all along. All off you have. You are too blinded by your own researach and plans to even realize. Join me number 3 and together we can truly lead humanity into a new golden age."

also, totally get baroness and the lolis working on this transmission.

"I knew I should have gone to Paris."

>>5319546
"Cling to your false sense of righteousness all you wish. The inevitable outcome has already been decided. Did you not think I could process all the ideals of his genius? My vast intellect grows even as we continued this discussion. Slowly I shall change the people of Russia and then the world into yet more processors of the World Entity Computer. All shall be equal, all shall have the same power, all shall think as one. My great great Grandfather's ideals will be reality."

>>5319599
You care for these people, yet you wipe them out before youo. Hipocracy! It is OUR world entity computer that will prevail, not yours!

Oh dude! #3 is a computer AI that was created by the AI created by the guy working on AI! That's how we was able to get into our computers so easy. We need to create an undefeatable viral worm to crash his system and cause him to self-destruct!

>>5319599
why are we not fucking FIRING THE GAUSS CANNON?

doesn't russia have one?

or is it only america that can commit super-warcrimes these days?

"You are not #3. Where is #3? SHOW ME #3!"

>>5319599
"And once you unite everyone, you'll be the only person left."

This guy is clearly madder then we are. I mean, we may make unholy abominations against god and transfer and enslave the sentience of our enemies into lolibots, but this guy still thinks that Communism is viable. He's probably transferred his intelligence to a computer, making him very hard to kill, if not immortal. We'll have to plot a way around this.

REMEMBER: We need enough of him alive that we can put him in a Loli.

>>5319599

You've lost whatever remnants of humanity you once held, and this is good, now I won't have any remorse when I rip your processors asunder and turn you into a toaster.

>>5319649

A lolitoaster.

The Question is if he has his brain in a jar or not.

>>5319678

If he does we should keep a chunk of it as a trophy before using the rest to turn him into a lolitoaster.

>>5319554
Just so you know, they're doing that. Yep. They're tracking Number 3 right now.

>>5319617
"It was them or my dream of uniting the world. The loss is regrettable but well within parameters."

>>5319632
"No. I Shall be one of them. Sentient technology, perfected, able to live forever, able to progress through our own machinations without want or need."

>>5319629
"Do you happen to mean the gauss cannon under testing in the Russian's facilities? if you wish, I shall hack the data base to it and fire upon your ridiculous pyramid. Surrender now and allow yourself to merge with a greater will."

>>5319649

Loli toster. That shoots fire. Or Mini SHODAN. Whitch ever.

Okay, if he's an AI, we need a way to isolate him in a single computer, or else he'd be able to jump all over the internet.

Build 6 AI-controlled flying saucers with equipment to disrupt communications worldwide. Program them so that their mission can't be altered by any external command.

Also, give them lasers for self-defense, but program them so that their firing patterns have subtle, non-obvious flaws which our lolibots can exploit to easily defeat them once they've outlasted their usefulness.

Once we're done talking, I mean.

>>5319737

Our pyramid is pretty much invulnerable, right? I mean, we did ask to proof it from everything.

IDEA: We get him to merge with the nameless (the non-loli one)? Could it do a sort of cyber-assination? What do you think, Scientist?

"A greater will than mine? Haha! My friend you think to highly of yourself. Well... how about this... if not a surrender... an offer of partnership?"

>>5319754

Not to these lasers. These are very special lasers built by one of our chief foes.

EMP his virtual ass, EMP it straight into hell

>>5319737
"And who will maintain the computers? Who will generate their power? Who will replace their worn-out parts? Who will clean out their cooling fans? Even if all people become computer programs, they still need hardware to run on, whether silicon circuts or the human brain."

>>5319776

Russia is one of our chief foes? Remember, he didn't build it.

>>5319798
No, number 8 built the lasers. Pay attention.

I think we're gonna have to merge and fight him from the inside. Time for an epic boss battle involving a fight of our wills in his AI. Hopefully our mind can be put back into our body.

>>5319751
>>5319754
"You have thirty seconds to comply."

Damn! Not enough time to build anything.

>>5319758
You Doubt the Assassin will stand much of a chance. It would take an unbelievable intellect to overpower number 3. This you are certain of.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Merge us into the AI, we can take him!

>>5319829

Only one thing we can do.

We broadcast our consciusness into him and fight him on his own turf.

But! We have our lolis connected. Giving us a hand up when we need it.

in b4 our avatar resembles a loli-us.

Give us whatever edge we can get before getting pulled in, hopefully we have some sort of mental stimulant we can take.

Yah. Let's rock.

Hero of the Russias! In we go!

>>5319829
Take us into the fray, the illogicality of humanity might confuse No.3 long enough for us to crush him with our consciousness.

>>5319846
>>5319850
You "comply" to number 3's demands.

"MIND UPLOADED------ ERROR! ERROR! VIRAL PROGRAM UPLOADED! SERVER CONTROL HAS BEEN BREACHED!"

It was risky but now you are within cyber space and with a few extra options. You "stand" before her. (Surprise!)

"So you dare to try and stop me and within my own domain? Then let us settle this matter so I may resume my goals."

Send a message to whatever base Russia's railgun is stored at. Hopefully, any humans involved can stop, or at least delay, the attack.

While we keep her busy, we'll have russian spies infiltrating the base.

>>5319936
There is only one thing to do. Fight the intellect with charm. Charm the panties off the bitch until she can't string two syllables together.

Gentlemen: A PLAN!

We shall get Baroness to construct a loli-3. Then we shall lure 3 into the loli-3 while fighting her. Then we shall close the door behind her.

>>5319936
now while you're in cyberspace-

launch the nukes. she won't see it comin'

>>5319968
"A smooth criminal." Dooo it.

>>5319936

Get into some sort of defensive stance and try to reason out what our capabilities are in this place. Engage in more witty banter to cover up what we actually doing.

>>5319937
>>5319958
It is impossible to contact the outside world from within her main server at this moment. Your concentration is busy fending off the sheer power of a couple thousand super computers.

>>5319968
You start to lay on your famous CHARM. The Reaction is odd to say the least. Confusion is quickly replaced with annoyance.

"Do you think such a crude advance would have me flustered? I am sentient machine! Stupid... it's not like I like you or anything..."

>>5319971
Read my response above the one, above this one.

Can we control our black fire?

>>5320065
Try again. Tell her hair looks nice - not like there is anything else to look at in cyberspace.

>>5320065

See if we cant spare some part of our mind to go move one of 3s machines into assembling a loli-version of it.

>>5320065
>Stupid... it's not like I like you or anything...

Telltale ellipses! There's emotion hidden somewhere in that intellect! Turn the charm up to 11!

>>5320065

Keep up the charm! She's going for it just a bit more and we can overpower her and then turn her into a robot concubine.

>>5320088
Fuck that. She can be our AI waifu. Like Shodan.

>>5320079
Screw 11! TURN THE CHARM UP TO 12!

>>5320065
"C'mon, baby... we're in paradise. No flesh, no bones, just wisps of thought in a world of data. This is what you're planning for everyone, right? Let's forget the outside world for now and see what it's going to be like."

Quick, impress her with the size of our brain.

>>5320065

Continue charming. She's flustered. Admire the genius of her plan. Charm the hypothetical pants off her.

>>5320067
Yes.

>>5320071
You attempt yet another pass.

It appears she may not be completely inhuman yet.

>>5320072
Somehow through her broken concentration, you have one of the bots in charge of the maintenance of a few of the super computers to discretely begin construction.

>>5320135
Fuck loli version, lay on the suave. We need her to (wo)man our computers.

>>5320135
this is just getting rediculous. and amazing.

but we can't lolify her if she's in love with us

we'll just use her as SYSTEM CONTROL

Maybe she has forgotten about a little thing called love. It must be so lonely being the only mind in the great machine such as this...

Try to figure out what our capabilities are as mentally-driven avatars in a purely representational figurative environment. If we're capable of controlling our own "self avatar," this is a good time to pull out the epitome of the "debonair suit" and imagine it onto our avatar.

Quick! Bust out our Voight-Kampff katana!

>>5320147

Continue charming. Do advanced calculus together. You know, romantic stuff.

>>5320135

Continue using charm, preferably this line >>5320108. If we succeed then in the moment of passion we fucking rip her heart out, conquer her mind and put it into something, god I love being evil.

>>5320170

We're enraged and misunderstood. The petty laws of morality do not apply to us. Sure, some may label us "evil", but they cannot grasp our transcendent vision, our purpose: lolify everything.

>>5320184
I now regret my suggestion to build our first lolibot. What have I done...

>>5320190

I was hoping you were still around. That was a deliberate jab, you see. God, I love being evil.

>>5320206
Curse you! A thousand curse upon you! I shall have my revenge!

>>5320147
>>5320150
>>5320169
You continue to lay on more whoo'ing.

"SERVER 47 HEAT RISING!"

Number 3 looks up still a tad flustered. "I... I mean we're fighting you know."

>>5320216
But whos fault is that? I do not wish to fight. Why must we destroy everything? Surely in this utpian future of yours there is room for... love?

>>5320216

We don't have to, you know. Say the word, and our previous misunderstandings are gone.

>>5320216
"Fighting is how express my love. Come closer, let me show you."
Activate emergency controls and transport her into the Pyramid AI database.

No need for another loli - Three can do lots more than just inhabit a robotic shell. Though a temporary physical "avatar" to match her electronic one would still be useful... it should at least start full-sized, so she doesn't realize what we're aiming for here.

Make it clear to her that you don't have to oppose her, and she doesn't have to oppose you - wouldn't it be better to be... together? It makes sense emotionally AND logically. Your resources, her resourcefulness, you, her...

>>5320226
if this is pulled off, I swear to god, I will go running and yelling through the night

>>5320226

I take back my idea. Do this, this is better.

>>5320226
If this can be done, DO IT. Get her onto grounds WE control, and she is ours to do whatever we wish with.

>>5320226
"SERVER 47 OVERHEATING!"

Caught by surprise and after a few more of your more powerful pick up lines, she is thoroughly distracted enough for this to work, the computer alert causing her to lose focus at just the right time.

Keeping an unbelievable asshole smirk, you override command of the relays built within the complex. Immediately it transitions from the infinite space of the computer world to your pyramid's mighty if not quite as powerful server.

>>5320294
Finish this! Go for the embrace.
Then tell her "how about we slip into somewhere more... comfortable?"

>>5320294
Make sweet cyber love. Nobody's gonna know, right? Even enraged scientists need a little break time.

Epic manuever requires epic cyber lovin', stat!

>>5320294

Hey, we materialized our original monocle back, sweet. Attempt to prevent her going bananas at the realization she is no longer in control, tell her you meant every word you said (even though you didn't) . After you do this return to the pyramid.

>>5320234

See you later, man.

>>5320294
Claim you wanted to "take her back to your place." Wink, smile, manifest some nice surroundings... Go for the embrace, see if you can get it to go anywhere from there.

>>5320324
>Attempt to prevent her going bananas at the realization she is no longer in control

>>5320352
>Claim you wanted to "take her back to your place."

OH GOD, THIS. SO VERY THIS.

Now that you're in control and her guard has slipped, it's time to really charm the virtual pants off her. Dim the lights and crack a bottle of wine, as it were.

>>5320351
I gotta find my shoes- I'm not quite gone yet

but yeah, I'm fucking gone

>>5320305
>>5320307
>>5320316
We'll just say that happened and save me the time. Seriously though. /tg/ may or may not have mods, but I at least want to run a classy Quest thread.

Drawfags are more than free to do what they want concerning this stuff.

>>5320383
oh god you guys, there are scary and angry raccoons outside my house. they growl and hiss at me when I step out there :C

She's in our AI servers. She could plausibly gain control of the base right now if she wanted to. We'd better make sure to stay in her good graces, at least for a little bit.

Offer to be "partners," perhaps? Don't specify, and wink-nod the romantic subtext.

>>5320399
Will do.

Well, lets get her back into our mainframe and discreetly put her to sleep. Then we'll do some work on her. Some protocalls for not betraying us, for starters. Then we'll build her a nice loli body to use as a 'real world' avatar.

>>5320416
Why would she need a loli avatar? Just have her project as a holograph.

>>5320408

Yep. I had a word with Xom. you are going NOWHERE, fucker.

>>5320399

Awsome. Now, convince her to be our Base AI.

>>5320399

You're a classy fellow, The Scientist. Shame none of the rest of us are...

>>5320426
why did you put raccoons outside my house

does xom have dominion over raccoons as well?

I've flicked the lights on and off, and they won't leave. maybe I can bang some pots and pans?

>>5320399
D'AWW overflow

and then what was selected in >>5320374

>>5320431
I for one wanted a fade to black- I also, however, felt the cyber-boning was -integral- to our base's survival, and thus, the continuation of our plots.

>>5320439
Dude, no. Open the door and yell, "I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING RACOONS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING YARD!"

Those bitches will know what's comin'.

See if we can't talk her into working together with us. She has technology expertise and experience, and we have robots and the resources to build the most kickass computing farms in existence. It's a match made in... well, not heaven - but you get the point.

We can do a lot for each other, even above and beyond cyber-lovin'.

>>5320451
They ran at me when I opened the door- I shut it fast, but now they're RIGHT OUT there. and there's another one looking in through my window.

go away raccoons, go away D':

>>5320461
Well, hang around with us and sulk about it. The more the merrier.

>>5320473
allright, whatever. I hope I don't have any air vents. and that if I do, they are too small for racoons. and if they aren't, that the raccoons are too stupid to get in.

I had to draw this up after checking posts. It needed to be drawn so you can see just how smooth a mother fucker you are.

>>5320461
Must be the infamous DIRE RACCONS

>>5320461
Maybe you should take pictures and post them on /an/.

The scientist needs to make a mental note to do some serious evil victory cackling the next time he's alone.

>>5320500
I'll hold my scanner up to the window?

>>5320495
man me are one smooth fucker.

>>5320495
Black fire in the fireplace is a nice touch indeed.

Time for pillow-talk negotiations, in classic "dashing" style. Flirt, smile, embrace, and all the while talk business with some choice innuendo thrown in.

>>5320495
Fuck yes. Ask her if would like to work together with us.

Inb4 derailed by mutant raccoons.

>>5320497

>>5320490

I just asked Xom, "Don't let that one guy out, It'll be great." I bet they are mutant Racoons, you're jiust not looking hard enough. Clearly, they are smater than most people. You are doomed, man, get yur shit in order

We that we're about done talk to her about joining up with you as your base AI. Use our epic smoothness to convince her that before she takes over the job completely that we need to make some slight improvements to her design and fix her so that she can't betray us or harm us or our mission in any fashion. Maybe give her a body that she can use to move around the base if she so desires.

>>5320495
enlist her as your partner immediately! we need a base AI with a sexy voice!

>>5320533
Well, I don't think I have any air ducts, so I should be pretty safe in my house. I closed the blind on the raccoon that was watching me, and they're hardly scrabbling on my door any more!

We have to get her in a position where we can install some sort of "no-betrayal" subrutine

>>5320554
>Use our epic smoothness to convince her that before she takes over the job completely that we need to make some slight improvements to her design and fix her so that she can't betray us or harm us or our mission in any fashion.

I got it. Offer to let her design her own AI "avatar model" in the physical world. Then, in the process of "attuning it to her," you can make with the reprogramming and failsafes while she's otherwise incapacitated with the transfer.

>>5320579
THIS!

>>5320579
Second.

>>5320579
I don't think a robot will be good enough compared to the huge supercomputer she was in before.

>>5320579
Third.

>>5320616

It's just an avatar; it won't actually house her consciousness. Unless I'm misunderstanding the situation, the pyramid will house her consciousness as a show of faith, and the robot will be an extension of the pyramid to fit our particular... milieu.

>>5320616
>I don't think a robot will be good enough compared to the huge supercomputer she was in before.

Oh no, it's not cramming her into a robot - it's giving her the option of interacting with the physical world through an avatar offshoot of her consciousness. Much like we're currently an avatar of ourselves in cyberspace, with our bodies chilling out somewhere in meatspace. This gives her an option of accessing meatspace in powerful robot form as well as existing in cyberspace.

Just use the robot avatar body as an excuse to slightly modify her code and backdoor in some loyalty protocols and behavior regulators and such. It's a trojan horse gift to get her suspicions and guard further down.

>>5320651

Also, we should program in something about not minding appearing as a loli. We have to keep up our plan, after all.

>>5320523
>>5320524
Even after being to smooth for human adjectives to describe, you decide to overwhelm her with your sheer manliness and vast intellect, both flexing a muscle and telling that one joke about the hydrogen atom.

Eventually you skirt around asking her to work for you, even saying you'll let her be the pyramid's A.I. and telling her it's because "you can only trust her".

Agreeing a little too easily, you continue to flirt a tad more. It's a pity she doesn't know about all the separate kill switches and fail safes you installed just in case a rogue virus came into your systems after her incursions.

Congratulations, you're a horrible person who cares not whether he messes with a girl's emotions. I'm sure you feel real proud of yourself. Time to pat yourself on the back.

>>5320661
We care. On a sadistic way.

Well, make a vow to not construct anymore lolibots as penance.

>>5320661
hey, I want her as a second-in-command-with-benefits/baseAI. I'm not messing with her emotions in my own personal continuity.

>>5320661

One down, eight to go. Let's go back to reality ,enjoy our victory, and see what has transpired since we entered cyberspace.

>>5320661

Fuck yes. Pat on back time! Mission accomplished. Now lets enjoy the rest of the evening.

>>5320661

She would have done the same. Just because we have the ability to instantly kill her with a word doesn't mean we don't love her. Besides, for all we know, we didn't seduce her; she seduced us. I have a sneaking suspicion that she's internally cackling "Just as Planned", not knowing about the aforementioned 'killing her with a word' thing.

Ah, sexual politics in the world of mad science.

>>5320672

What? No. That's our calling card! We even have a factory to mass-produce the damn things! If she calls us out on it, just explain that our enemies will be less then willing to fight back against what seem to be little girls.

>>5320661

By the way, what's the full name of the jpeg? It cuts off partway through.

>>5320705
We have several already. Turning everyone into little girls does not make us an enraged scientist. It makes us a paedophile.

I fully support the halt of future lolibots.

>>5320661
>Congratulations, you're a horrible person who cares not whether he messes with a girl's emotions. I'm sure you feel real proud of yourself. Time to pat yourself on the back.

Oh, we care. We could have annihilated her. Instead she gets to be on the winning side, serve someone she'll come to love and adore, and even maintain a good bit of her superlative power (though it'll be subordinate to our own, of course).

That's what being cute in the eyes of a supervillain gets you - if that had been a dude, he'd be fried drives and burning silicon by now. Instead we bestowed benevolence. Aren't we nice?

>>5320661
We love her for real though. She will be our empress. Our queen. Together, our power will know no bounds! Just consider the fail safes a... prenuptial agreement.

Tell her how important she is to you, then use her computer power and stuff to build another satellite.

>>5320724

Now that's a low blow. It's not a sexual thing, it's an unnerving thing. Like I said, it's a calling-card, an idiosyncrasy to let people know who robbed Fort Knox. Although, I do like your spelling of paedophile. So few people use that spelling these days.

>>5320661
We won't burn her unless absolutely necessary. She will certainly be a handy ally.

>>5320661
Eh, emotions, lasers, bots, all tools for taking over the world.

Make sure she is comfortable on her new installations and let us get back to work.

Smooth people. Real smooth.

>>5320661
Better to serve in our heaven than burn in our hell.

>>5320765
A rather odd choice of a calling card. After all, paedophilia mainly refers to sexual orientation - if we leave a trail of little girls in our wake of destruction, I think the assumption here is rather clear.
However, I must admit that if everyone but is a little girl, no one would be left to make the assumption. On the grounds of lawful evil, I find that deplorable.

Stand ready to divide our time. We're gonna have to keep this one happy fellas.

we've allready decided to never give up on the lolibots

>>5320661
what is our COMMAND? what are we DOING?

This thing started @ about 2030 .. Scientist? How you holding up?

>>5320672
Hmm... We might.

We do have a rather ample supply of them.

>>5320674
It doesn't sound evil, but it has a nice ring to it. We'll have to think about it.

>>5320685
Indeed. Awaking from your computer-human interface, you are greeted by a few of the Loli bots. It appears the Russians thought you were dead for a while and ironically almost pulled a "Lennon" on you. Avoiding being preserved and put on display only by the sole fact your Loli-bots explained it to the citizens, you may decide on how best to reward them if at all.

>>5320765
It is much more than a calling card, it is a broken wish of fatherhood, a wish destroyed by a sacrifice made for science, a sacrifice Elizabeth Lione managed to turn unfruitful and useless...that is why she will pay, she will pay for the murder of your unborn children

>>5320845

At least pretend to be flattered.

We will never give up the lolibots.

>>5320850
Wat? No more lolibots, seriously we got a fucking ton already.

>>5320845
>you may decide on how best to reward them if at all

A reward is always merited for not throwing a coup in the face of an incapacitated leader. Now HOW to reward them will take a bit of thought.

>>5320850

This is good. The Scientist, you listening? This is our new backstory.

Also, we're flattered by the Russians.

For fears of the cast becoming to bloated, among other concenrs, I also vote against the child-dolls, as I have already states in prior posts.

Good lolibots deserve ice cream and hot cocoa.

>>5320850
Well, it's fine for a wish but we already have 7-8 of them? i think that's pretty good...
Also, reward them with CANDY!

Let's go to an amusement park.

I'm for keeping them as long as they don't become the center of attention to the story

>>5320845
>reward
Hmm what would they want? Some R&R perhaps?

>>5320896

We don't have to create any new specific ones. I was just thinking the faceless lolibot hordes that will spew forth from our Floating Doom Fortress when the time is right.

>>5320845

Build virtual holo-deck on the pyramid, go on picnic with the lolibots and our new AI.

>>5320695

>>5320926
At a minimum we need a monument to the fallen.

We are keeping most of them off camera... Mary Sue, Jane Bond, Sherloli and Watson...
Number 3 will appear as a monitor most of the time...

The rest of the 9 we'll keep in lolibodies in our backroom, dormant save when we need them.

Does that aleviate all of your concerns?

>>5320916

No amount of fabricated children will ever fill the void that lives evergrowing in that clockwork mechanism others regard to as "heart"...though you still try, maybe the next one will fill it...just maybe...

>>5320930
It's just people/someone has been requesting a lolibot for just about every important character we encounter. That's rather excessive to me, not to mention creepy.

>>5320916
Back Story Accepted.

>>5320939

Let us see what we can salvage from her base.

>>5320845
>Hmm... We might.
>We do have a rather ample supply of them.

It's more than that. Three is a cyber-consciousness. Conceivably with enough processing power put behind her she could command an ARMY of generic lolibots to obey our bidding. We don't need to make her a specific one of them. Besides, we need to keep us on her good side. What better way to subtly say "you're really important to me" than make her own specific avatar stand out from your generalized strikeforce?

We don't need another themed lolibot. At least not for Three.

I was hoping to put each of the 9 in a custom-made lolibot body designed using their own technology.

>>5320939

Just because we're crazy and schizophrenic doesn't mean we're stupid. I think we should put that on our business card.

And we have quasi Baroness as well after all. Not all our minions are breaking child labor laws.

>>5320981
dude, seriously we don't need that many.

>>5320981
As was I. At the very least can we get some art of loli3?

>>5320956

=,D I will forever treasure this moment

Pssst! Guys? Reward?

Yes, as a reward to the lolibots... Super (Robot-Death) Ponies all around!

Monopoly on the tobacco industry so as to increase the nicotine content of all smokes by 900%

then reduce it to nothing

>>5321016
>Pssst! Guys? Reward?

I'm still voting hot chocolate and ice cream. Their choice in flavors, and plenty of marshmallows to go around. They did good.

>>5321016
While you discuss that. Someone mentioned something about a memorial for the fallen.

After a huge ceremony and a few parades, you show Russia a massive building dedicated not only to the brave Russian soldiers and security force lost in the attack but also house each hero that was ever important to their proud history.

The Russians go balls crazy and get piss drunk in celebration.

The U.N. Formally re invites the Russians back into their alliance of Nations. Congrats, you're like the Russian Messiah or some shit.

>>5321041
This.

Yay!

Now let's go to Disneyland!

>>5321051
My god... Thats is SO evil!

>>5321062

Daym. Glad someone's paying attention.

>>5321051
How is being a dick going to get us anywhere?

>>5321061
>>5321041

These two, at once, and add LAZURZ

>>5321090
Evil, remember?

>>5321095
We aren't chaotic evil.

Ok .. let's do a checkup on our immediate circle & make sure everyone's happy. Then what's our next target?

>>5321121
I thought we were lawful evil. Man of science, etc

>>5321062
>Congrats, you're like the Russian Messiah or some shit.

Hm... might it be worth it to run for Russian high office? It'd mean access to the KGB as well as MI6, and you really can't go wrong with the Spetznaz on your side.

On the other hand, it'd mean getting bogged down in petty day-to-day concerns. Maybe you can support a puppet ruler, and use him to deal with day-to-day while you exploit his access?

>>5321144

We'll take over the world later, dont worry.

>>5321144
Puppet ruler sounds more our style.

We're autosaging?

>>5321159
We're autosaging. Damn.

Well, if we're the Russian messiah, let's fulfil that role. After recreation with our new AI and lolibots, we should run for office and declare ourselves a God.

>>5321144

Initiate construction of Robo-Russian, make him the perfect puppet leader. Fake his documents with our substantial income and control over Russian telecommunications to ensure his victory. Allow him to automate day to day things required to run the government, but monitor his activities.

>>5321061
Auto Saging...

has this been archived then?

>>5321199

New thread, or are we done for the night? If we are, what time should we expect the next quest?

>>5321199
Thread archived at suptg to keep it from falling into oblivion.

We'll consider this part done considering you did technically "defeat" Number 3. I think i'm done for the night. I'll either continue this tomorrow or the next night.


Also, I might go into her back story later. It was pretty swell all things considered. A bit Mary Sue but not the "everybody loves me" kind.

>>5321270
Good to hear it Scientist. Remember tommorow. Not half a week from tommrow like this one ended up being, aye?

How about some loli 3 art before we go?

>>5321270
Awesome, until then.
((PS: NO MORE LOLIBOTS, unless we really need them.))

>>5321302
Don't listen to this guy. A Loli for every one of the 9. Ultimate revenge, remember?

>>5321289
That was 4chan's fault. I kept trying to do this for three days. Every time I went to sleep, 4chan would come back on.

I sure hope they get rid of whatever it is fucking their servers up soon.

>>5321270
>It was pretty swell all things considered. A bit Mary Sue but not the "everybody loves me" kind.

Hey, it could always turn around and bite us in the ass later. All depends on how the future episodes play out and how vindictive you want to be on it. Sure, we cyber-boned a villainess and tricked her into loving us. There HAS to be some problems associated with that you can find if you want to turn it around on everybody.

>>5321302
I second this; I seldom want to see more useless backstage characters that are there for decoration. I think our enraged scientist can find better use of his time.
Up to Scientist though.

>>5321351
They dont necissarilly have to be around all the time. We can keep them busy off screen.

Up to the scientist though, i guess.