>>5340128
I thought were going to celebrate? Take the lolibots somewhere, party hard, etc.

Calibrate, also give Three a lolibot she can control when she wants to have a physical form, but do not bind her to it if you know what I mean.

Like a remote control loli.

Any leads on the locations of the others?

>>5340157
I think we voted not to make anymore lolibots last time

>>5340178
What are we, gay?

>>5340188
We had sex with 3 so, no. Maybe bisexual

>>5340146
We've already thrown them an ice cream party. We should make sure not to spoil them too much.

>>5340157
She's uncertain about the gift but at least thanks you for the offer and keeps it in consideration.
>>5340160
Well, number 3 may or may not know something about the whereabouts of at least one of their members. She did happen to trade tech with number 8, who you are now pretty certain was the laser specialist.

>>5340178
It was never a complete definite. If we do make them though, don't expect every single one of them to appear in each and every picture.

>>5340282
Ask her to come into contact with #8

>>5340282
Maybe we should loot her base for the lasers and computer banks.

>>5340310
Might not be a bad idea; unless it is destroyed.

Ask her if she can get number 8 out of his fortress for a secret meeting that we can crash.

Update status on current projects.
If all projects are complete, make up new project and start working on it.

I worry about using non-personally built equipment. But expanding our death fortress with high tech is probably the btter idea.

Scientist, what are our current ongoing plans and resources? How goes project candy? did we ever expand the candy base into russia?

>>5340309
>>5340310
Deciding to be double productive, you ask of her these two requests. Pondering it for a moment, she floats towards you.

"Well, I can try to contact 8 and I guess you can take a bit of my old base's resources... but um, could you maybe add a few more sensors and maybe a couple million more gigs of memory into the Pyramid first?"

Response?

>>5340418
I don't see why not.

>>5340418
But of course my dear. Anything you would like.

(Make sure the extra memory is full of hidden safeties and backdoors)

>>5340360
>>5340373

Project Candy is going almost too smoothly. Your pop culture lead candy sells are practically causing financial floods. You even decided to expand your market base into Russia.
-Progress is continuing at a quick rate. your addictive candy is giving you a constant revenue. The time will come for the massive recalls and soon.

Your Loli-Bond is a trusted spy in MI6.
-Considered finished until further notice.

Mary Sue is making sure to give us a nice look as far as the UN is concerned.
-Progress is still on going for a few nations considering your launch of a tactical nuke on one of America's offshore bases when one of their generals started mouthing off at you.

>>5340451
In fairness, that General was kinda a dick. He was probably a terrorist.

>>5340451
We need to recalls lolibond and have her fight the nameless-loli assassin to the death. For science!

>>5340479

Ah, yes, the famous "He totally had it coming to him" defense. That's a pretty solid legal strategy, so long as you can prove that he did, in fact, totally have it coming to him. Just make some of his comments available and I'm sure this little snafu will clear itself right up.

>>5340512
He threatened to fire a nuke at us.

>>5340483
Lolibond will easilly win. She's trained for this sort of thing, remember? We should contact lolibond though, have her scouring MI6's resources for potential locations of the 9... err.. 8.

We need some sort of 'anti laser' defence. Can anyone think of anything?

>>5340533

You see? He totally had it coming to him. Flawless victory.

>>5340559

Mirrors. Lots of mirrors.

>>5340418
Give her all the tech she needs, no strings attached. The strings that needed to be attached are already attached elsewhere.

>>5340585

Into her skull, if I recall correctly.

>>5340576
This. A really huge mirror.
That can actually stand up to the heat.
Maybe add some lenses too, and those freaky crystals that change the frequency.
I want to be able to shoot the laser back at the source. We have the money and the tech.

>>5340436
>>5340445
You decide that you have a big kind heart today. Giving a slight nod, you signal for two of your Loli-bots(off screen) to Make a thorough report of the uses towards any salvageable component in 3's base.

You had been wondering whether or not to give the ol' computer a bit more "oomph" anyway. The extra memory will especially be good for adding a few world conquering songs to your music folders.

>>5340483
>>5340559
Before you can contemplate who would win between a professional assassin and a professional spy, the communications monitor drops down. It appears Sherloli-Horo has something important to say.

"I have deduced that the arms deal between "Number 3 and 8 happened right here in Paris! Through intuitive investigations, I have also discovered that number 3 was the one involved with computer to human interface technologies while number 8 was the one more apt towards lasers! Most intriguing if I may say so myself!"

>>5340666
Great Scott! How rediculusly cute. Ask her if she has any clues as to the wherabouts of Number 8, or any weaknesses or behaviors he may exhibit. Perhaps we can catch him outside his base. Keep on the trail Sherloli! Yours is the magnifying glass that will pierce the heavens!

The Scientist, I have a question. If all of our rivals have specialties, things that no other in the world has greater knowledge of, what is our specialty? Besides mind-boggling insanity and lolis, I mean.

Or, did you intend for us to make up our specific brand of Enraged Science as we went along? In which case, I vote the human brain/psychology/why people do what they do/etc.

Build steam generators in preparation to assault Number 8's base. The steam will reduce the effectiveness of laser weapons. Also, equip whoever you send after him with sonar.

>>5340722
I think we were supposed to have a specialty, but we dabbled with stuff they didnt like on the side, and thats what got us kicked out.

I think it was fusion or something like that?

>>5340722
Would explain the super suave charm.

>>5340730
This is a brilliant idea. Fill the air with solid particles to reduce the effectivness of any lasers. Ideally, we will make them tiny little mirrors to really mess with them. We could arm our lolis with a glitter attack!

Test to see if that works vs what remains of the #8 laser tech from #3's base.

>>5340666
>You decide that you have a big kind heart today.

What's good for the minions is good for us. More potent minions make for more potent masters.

Speaking of which, power grids. Big lasers need big power sources, or absolutely ridiculous capacitors. We should look to see where a huge power drain happened coinciding the laser light show from earlier.

>>5340692
"Yes Aniki!" Shirloli-horo blurts it out a little uncontrolled before point a finger into the sky.

3 turns away trying to hold back from laughing at this completely out of character imitation.

"By the way, you may want to come over here eventually, France is weird. People eat frogs! Frogs! Oh, Also there is a pretty good chance number 8 is in France."

Signing out, Sherloli-horo drags Loli-Watson(Not seen, she's buying french bread.) out on another investigative adventure.
>>5340722
>>5340740
Honestly, I never thought of it past you getting banned for dabbling in Atomic sciences.

I guess we could get around to some form of specialty eventually if it becomes necessary.

>>5340858
exchange "point" with "pointing"

>>5340824
>We could arm our lolis with a glitter attack!

Hell, glitter-bombs as well. The metal shards will short out circuitry exposed by the explosive charge, and the airborne glitter will ruin the effectiveness of any lasers.

I'm also inclined to think "evil disco ball," but that's just madness.

>>5340858
>there is a pretty good chance number 8 is in France.

Never be the guy who looks a huge plot point gift-horse in the mouth. Time to prepare for FRENCH BATTLE!

>>5340824
So we'll have an army of glittering little girl robots?

Are we supposed to be evil or what?

Paris! Wee!

>>5340930

Or "Oui" rather ...

We'll need a foothold in france. Prepare to buy out all communications, electronics, and candy companies in france.

Also, test out the glitter bomb attacks on our way there.

Let the glitter bomb have the shape of a disco ball, that opens in half, throwing metal shards and golden glitter.
Also, plays disco.

>>5340963
So kind of like a Gay Pokeball?

>>5340908
>So we'll have an army of glittering little girl robots?

>Are we supposed to be evil or what?

We have glittering little girl robots that will kill any and every person we ask them to. We could have them tear babies in half if it served our whims.

Just because you're evil doesn't mean you have to LOOK evil. In fact, looking evil is a great way to have people SUSPECT you're evil. Always disguise until your plan is already well underway.

>>5340986
>So kind of like a Gay Pokeball?

Well, we ARE deploying it in France...

>>5341030
Zing!

>>5340963
This. Arm Lolis with this, we ride in on...

Can we build a mech?

>>5341085
Haha. This'll be great. Our lolis combine into a giant robot, remember?

>>5340824
>>5340963
Hmm... maybe. You have 3 bring up a holographic projection while you make minor tweaks here and there.

>>5340949
You're not quite certain as of yet but it appears most of the French communications services won't allow you to just buy them out, although some of their candy corporations are more than glad to sell.

>>5341121
this.

>>5341123
Hmm... Buy up all the bakeries in france. Start making exttra-tasty bread. We will take their stomachs first... then... their hearts.

Candy mogul ho! Here we go!

Ok - so we gots a foot in France.

Our Gucchi bags packed yet?

>>5341121
>>5341135
The only problem with this is that two of your original are preoccupied salvaging tech from 3's old base and one is at the UN.

in all general truth you are down to just one Loli in your main base. We all know which one it is too.

>>5341168
Hey, go see what Raven is up to.

One loli down in base?

Let us get alone with number 3.
As we design the disco ball bomb, play "music sounds better with you", since we are deploying in France:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Os5ihedyH8

Ooh la la.

>>5341168
Hmm... Curses. We actually LACK lolies. You hear that people? You hear that?

Can we get #3 to control some blank loli shells to use in the complete robot?

Wow. You guys are really doing good.

I fucking love this quest. Someone better save all this shit.

>>5341234
Raven is the best loli ever. Except for Moonbeam, she was the original. Anyway, whatever happened to the samurai shota? CALL EM UP

Okay, so we have countermeasures. Do we have a weapon of our OWN yet? We can't just seduce every damn body. We need a true weapon to bring to bear on Eight after we render the lasers worthless.

It needs to be subtle, so we can hide it, but powerful. I suggest robot child army. We've already got the basic plans down, just make them larger and throw in some expendable armament. Instead of putting personalities in them, we can put in an Internet uplink and have Three command their hollow shells. And until we find out where to mass them, they can disperse into the cities and blend.

>>5341274
They were built so that loli-Bond could defeat them. If the people see that they're associated with us, they might get suspicious.

>>5341322
>I suggest robot child army. We've already got the basic plans down, just make them larger and throw in some expendable armament.

Robotic fat kids as footsoldiers?

>>5341322
We could equip the lolis with high-tech musical instruments that can generate focused sonic attacks. It'll be a battle of light vs. sound!

>>5341322
We got a doomsaday weapons (FUCK THE WORLD) and a personal suit of mecha armor.

>>5341152
Yet another deliciously evil plan!
>>5341187
You wander the halls of your evil pyramid before finally running across Raven hanging around near your base's computer hub. How odd that she isn't in the control room. She gives you a rather awkward wave.

"Uh... hey?"
>>5341274
There were plans to rebuild them wasn't there?

>>5341369
>a personal suit of mecha armor.

What, and go kick a guy's ass OURSELVES? We're a mad scientist! We build minions for that sort of thing, and "Just As Planned" our enemies.

Then again, he might never expect the "kick in the door" approach...

>>5341384
"Heya kiddo, whacha up to?"

this is so gay.

>>5341390

Plus we gotta stay in shape if only for our new sweetie

>>5341384

We are so evil that our wall outlets are crying.

>>5341435
Crying tears of joy that they finally get to gaze upon us.

>>5341390
>Then again, he might never expect the "kick in the door" approach...

Fuck it - work with what we've got. Throw some smoke/fog machines on the mecha armor (it'll be good for generating an ominous aura as well as diffracting any lasers the glitter bomb doesn't get) and let's get this fucker's ass kicked.

I vote sonic weaponry. Sonic > Lasers. X-com has taught me that much.

Raven is acting fishy. What is she up to?

... She's building a little boyfriend, isnt she?

>>5341384

3 is ridiculously cute here.

>>5341399
"Oh, uh... I was just watching an anim- I mean the monitor. Yeah, just making sure 3 was comfortable you know?"

Well, it does appear that the monitor is showing all the basic stats and other such things that let you know the computer core is doing just fine.

Pimp up the suit and let's go.

Ok there Mr Scientist - looks like we're gonna do some hands on stuff this time.

>>5341467

Yeah. We're not idiots. Alt-tab that shit.

>>5341468
Where to? All you know is that 8 is some where in France. France may be not that large but it's still big enough to hide a base somewhere.

>>5341467

Behind every Ultimate force of Evil (tm) there stands a woman.

She always gets him in the end.

>>5341503
>Where to? All you know is that 8 is some where in France. France may be not that large but it's still big enough to hide a base somewhere.

Lasers gotta have energy, and the easiest way to get it is through the lines. Get into the power grid monitoring systems, find out what in France is drawing a metric shitload of power.

>>5341503
Maybe we should just kick back watch some animu with Raven. Or we could rebuild the shotabots as our personal elite guards.

>>5341527
This.

Also, see if we can find any sort of odd radiation levels or heat signatures that suggest an independent power source.

We should also get to work on our sonic weaponry for our disco invasion plan.

>>5341503
First alt tab the damn screen / go see what Raven was doing. As soon as she gets out of sight.

Then we could go meet Sherloli in person. Or, rather, in mecha.

Should make the Mecha remote controlled but make people believe we are in it. So if it goes down we can go underground when they think we died.

>>5341589
But we're a big hero. A legendary figure. The savior of russia and tokyo!

>>5341482
"You don't understand Dad! It's high quality animation from a really cool country full of deep and intricate plots! This one is even better because it's like a parody but in a good way! Dad, just watch it for a few seconds and you'll see!"

You know, I had an idea. We should make an "adult video" of Number 3, and then distribute it through the tubes of the internet. That way when people download it to watch, it gives us access and control to their computers and eventually the entire Internet!

Also, Evil Laugh.

>>5341627
Ah, the follies of youth. Well, we're a hero to the Japanese anyways, aren't we?

Hm... note to self. Look into purchasing controlling interest in Japanese animation studios, inserting mind controlling messages amongst all the flashing lights and moon-language. People already think the otaku are weird and ignore them - they'd make good "hide in plain sight" informants/operatives.

>>5341627
Recommend her Evangellydonutbean; a serious animu for serious kids.
>>5341628
That's actually pretty clever. Although, I wonder if 3 would like that, even if it wasn't real (plus, gives her unrestricted control over the net).

>>5341627
Give her a TV, and tell her to not watch it until late.

Also what >>5341657 said.

>>5341627
Hey Raven... how would you and your sisters like to star in your own "cool animation"?

then this >>5341657

>>5341627

Dude! That show is awesome! There's nose hair and satire everywhere!

>>5341627
Fuck yeah, Bobobo was one of the best shows to come to America soil!

Toss on Gurren Lagann

>>5341686
Oh shit, that's the best idea ever. Call it, METAL-LOLI: THE SECOND GENESIS

I must ask.. Why are we building all of this crap by hand? Lets make some bots to do the work for us. We need factories, lolibot workers, and the like!

Also, don't we already have a hand in the Otaku generation? I mean some DID eat our candy.

>>5341713
or Metal Genesis Loligelion

>>5341740
Metal Genesis Loligelion: The Second Coming

>>5341735
>Also, don't we already have a hand in the Otaku generation? I mean some DID eat our candy.

Use them to astroturf the web praising our new animated venture, and spread it to new audiences? If we can make the next Pokemon, we can even get it on American television and get our tendrils in that continent.

>>5341752
Well, if we're going there it has to have magical girls/rock troupe riding giant robots to fight the evils of the sinister 9.

People. Its called Synergy. The lolis will be a crime-fighting band with their own cartoon and candy brands. We will fill the show and songs with propaganda (both subliminal and liminal) and use it to innocently take over the radios, televisions, and stomachs of all the world.

>>5341827
FUND IT!

So our specialty was nukes? Hows about we see how skilled we still are, with Paris as the test?

After our detective-lolibots escape, of course.

>>5341827
>
>Metal Genesis Loligelion: The Second Coming
>Magical girls/rock troupe riding giant robots fight the evils of the sinister 9 with asskicking and musac.

>>5341628
Somehow you highly doubt 3 will go for that, though you do whisper the suggestion... You're pretty certain she won't.
>>5341657
Another brilliantly, evil plan. Within seconds, 3 has most of the animation studios purchased.
>>5341664
3 pretty much could control the net. The only reason you know she won't leave is because there aren't exactly a bunch of servers out there with the capacity to hold even one complete human mind.
>>5341673
>>5341686
You send a television Raven's way that she'll probably take into her "dark and edgy" room later.

Considering the marketability that comes with animations in general, you toss up that suggestion along with most of the separate ideas for each plot.

"...It sounds alright." Considering this is Raven, she may as well have been jumping up and down and cheering at the idea.

>>5341870

I just came.

>>5341870
Sweet Jesus on cocaine that shit sounds like a best seller.

>>5341890
Wonder why the outlets are unhappy.

>>5341864
All overt and completely world changing events that are decided upon such as this must be voted on by at least three people, then five and so on and so fourth.

Besides, this seems counter productive in the long run.


Also, for everyone suggesting the Loli-Mech. You're missing far too many to do it. There are other options though.

>>5341890
That's another tendril of the web spun. Our problems with our remaining foes still await our attentions, however. How goes the scan of the French power grid for significant power drains?

>>5341890
Excellent. Now, let us investigate the power grid of France. See if we can find out where 8 is. Also, look for odd energy readings which would indicate high numbers of laser usage.

>>5341940
>There are other options though.

Okay, no loli-mech. We need to take stock of what we have available, so we can produce the weaponry necessary to face down 8.

Thus far, I'm aware of:
"AI" with potent control of Internet-enabled devices
"Fuck the World" doomsday device
Russian influence as a hero
Japanese popularity as a hero
Mole in MI6
Boatloads of liquid income from candy sales

Anything else I'm missing that is readily available to us?

>>5341924
You contemplate the socket's situation. Raven follows suit but 3 seems concerned.

>>5341949
This.

I still say we should have the original 5 lolis attack his base together, once we discover it. The search should give the lolibots enough time to finish/suspend their individual missions, and give us enough time to design their musical weapons.

>>5342031
We should find out what's troubling 3. Also, give her Digital Hugs.

>>5342031
How long until our lolis are done with #3's base?
Maybe we should recall Mary-Sue and the other core-5 involved in political negotiations.

>>5342044

This.

>>5342196
Agreed. She is sufficiently adorable.

>>5341944
>>5341949
You all walk back to the control room and have 3 run up a search. She pauses for a second, a look of horror and disgust washing over her digital face.

"Th-that can't be! It's, it's so completely..."

You wait on each and every word.

"Stupid. My god, it's too stupid!"

Even Raven's stoic face turns away from the computer screen almost cringing in pain.

>>5342043
>>5342073
These both can be easily done. It will put certain plans on hold but if you really want, you could.

>>5342044
>>5342196
Right now? You're kinda busy.

>>5342258
there is no way our scientist is that dumb. is that just the power output of the city itself?

jesus christ, he might have a french military contract. are we villain enough to take on legionairres?

>>5342258
PARIS?! MOTHERFUCKING PARIS?! Let me guess, he reconfigured the Eiffel Tower to be a giant laser cannon.

How cliched can you get? It's... it's... gah, let's just make ourselves a big suit of pimpin' POWAH ARMAH, drop the glitter bombs, strike up the fog machines and a nice soundtrack, and boogie this asshole's face in.

>>5342258

8 is obviously gathering power for a laser of enormous magnitude, housed in the Eiffel Tower! And he plans to carve the moon into the shape of his sneering face with it!

Quick, we must stop him! And possibly steal the laser!

>>5342258
That is clearly a trap. when we're ready have loli bond send an MI agent to investigate. Tap into the line and monitor them. If it looks like the actual base we move in before they actually take care of 8.

I forgot the number.

paint over THE WORLD part of the FUCK THE WORLD button, and replace the end with paris, then press the button trust me, it will work.

>>5342352
>send an MI agent to investigate

Why do that? We have Sherloli on the ground over there right now. Pass this information onto her, see if she and Watson can dig up specifics on whether or not it's a trap while we're gearing up to move in.

What have I done

>>5342430
And deny ourselves the pleasure of denying MI6 an agent?

>>5342452
Oh god thats awesome.

>>5342460
Point taken. Maybe combine numbers on this? Have Sherloli track down the base while LoliBond gets MI6 involved, then have Sherloli tail the agent and let us know when to strike?

>>5342258

What's wrong with Paris?

>>5342583

Its drawing pretty much ALL the power of france.

Perhaps its time to make a Solid Snake bot, or something to help infiltrait and destroy? We could call it Lolid Snake! Or SoLoli Snake? Or Solid Loli!

>>5342591

Heh. Such power.

>>5342592

Metal Gear Loli: Sololi Snake.

>>5342430

Second.

>>5342592
This. We must do this.

You know our Evil (tm) seems to be saving the worlds ass like all get out.

I hope are biographers get this shit strait.

If the lasers are drawing that much of the French power grid to keep running... why not crash the French power grid to give us a window for an assault? Even if he's got backup power systems in his secret base, it will still limit his capabilities severely to be unable to draw on an external source.

>>5342659

All in favor of EMPing the frak out of France say "Aye!"

>>5342659

This is a good idea. The backups will still give us an awesome disco battle.

>>5342340
>>5342344
>>5342348
>>5342352

I'm going to be honest here. I read a few "pro-attack fucking the Eiffel tower" and went to work before seeing the "spy on that shit and be clever" commends. I'll let you guys decide what happens but I am still posting the picture anyway.

>>5342683
Spy on shit.
Then attack later.

>>5342683
lol - it's ok good pic!

Ok guys, whadda we gonna do?

>>5342683
Replace "commends" with "comments". My typos don't even make sense anymore.

"Spy"

>>5342669
No need to do an EMP, just cut some power lines here and there. That's easier to fix.

But I agree with sending Sherloli on a recon mission first.

Step 1. Create SoLoli Snake.
Step 2. Send gruff, but adorable and badass SololiBot to investigate, and possibly destroy Eiffel Gear. [ It had to be said. ]
Step 3. Eat cake.

>>5342669
EMPs are kind of blatant. We'd probably be better off snapping a few major power lines during inclement weather and then bribing a few key power company personnel to delay repairs. EMPs on a major city would be very nasty PR if it got out.

>>5342452
I saved this. I'm going to keep it. Whenever I feel down, I'm going to pull this up on my computer screen and feel fucking awesome.

Sounds like:

a) Prep the EMP just in case.

b) Send the spies in first.

>>5342683
>I'll let you guys decide what happens

Intel first, then cut some lines and bring the hammer down.

>>5342711
Sololi needs to have a candy cigarette. And wear a camo dress. Or possibly make her a tomboy.

Also, a point on EMPs: We're using robot minions here! Robots are made of delicate electronics that may not take well to an electromagnetic pulse so large that it can wipe out a major city's power grid.

...see to it that all key lolibots are made EMP-immune as soon as convenient.

Gentlmen: I propose that we introduce a new, free source of power to the french people, and tell them that in order for them to use it we will need to disable their power grid momentarilly while we calibrate the system.

We time our attack for this moment.

>>5342766

Blah, blah, blah.

We'll ready the EMPs just in case. That last thing with the tentacle case spooked us a bit.

Send in the spies & then we'll do the "mess with some of the power grid & bribe energy sector employees" next.

But EMPs .. just in case.

Don't make another lolibot. We already have a detective and a spy.

>>5342793
>I propose that we introduce a new, free source of power to the french people

Uh... how?! We've got money and genius on our side, but we can't break physics all too well.

>>5342831

It doesn't really matter if it does not exist. Just a cover while we temporarily crash the system. Prevents panic &c.

Good idea really.

>>5342831

Well... We'll have to invent one then, wont we? Do we not have cold fusion down? I mean... come now. We are a genius, are we not?

>>5342724
Sounds good. You give a quick call to Sherloli-Horo and Loli-Watson, making sure to stress the importance of figuring out where all of the power is being funneled to.

As for EMP's, you have a quite a few prepped just in case..

>>5342862
>As for EMP's, you have a quite a few prepped just in case..

Muh huh hah HAAAA

>>5342850
This.

>>5342862
>You give a quick call to Sherloli-Horo and Loli-Watson, making sure to stress the importance of figuring out where all of the power is being funneled to.

While they're looking, again - ARMAMENT. We have two base-defense countermeasures now, but no weaponry beyond our lolis and the "fuck the world" button. We need something to fuck this guy up, not just shut him down.

Its nice seeing /tg/ come together and actually come up with some plans.

We've got... what?

-Find the base
-Take down the power grid
-Send in our giant loli-robo to disco battle the evil mechanations of number 8
-capture number 8 and put his brain into a loli

right?

>>5342954

I propose Sound Cannons. The lolis are allready rockers, right? Perhaps we can turn that into a weapon. Sound to defeat the light. It'll be the ultimate disco/hard rock battle to shake the foundations of france!

>>5342875
Well, it was on the schedule. 3 actually finds herself snickering slightly.

>>5342954
Our lolis can combine into a giant super robot. Don't forget that.

>>5342993
Outstanding. Lets get to work on our loli-rock cannons and securing control over the french power grid.

>>5342966
>right?

Not quite. We can't form the loli-mech unless we pull the original five, and some of them are busy doing important business for us - diplomacy, infiltration, etc.

We've got *some* lolis. Not the ones we need, though, or the ones that would form Voltron. We'll need more weaponry to actually battle him once his defenses are down, unless you intend to do a rap battle or dance-off or something.

>>5343002
Rap off. Fund it! Preferably a rap off using amplified speakers that deliver crushing sonic waves with every killer verse.

>>5343002
...I actually see promise in this. It would be interesting but I'd have to save that for maybe tomorrow.

Then again, my free style is pretty weak. A Rock off would be easier on me even if I do have to draw each and every separate Loli bringing the sonic fury.

>>5343002
We've allready got the lolis back. We'll arm both the individual lolis and the Giant mecha with Rock'n'Roll weaponry and hit when the power is off.

...

Should we sell tickets?

Lets sell tickets.

By the by, where can I find the previous quest chapters? I've missed two of them and want to catch up.

Let's just make a bunch of disposable lolibots, arm them with exploding candy grenades and laser-reflecting discoballs, and have them swarm over Eight's base in a horrifyingly cute robot wave attack.

>>5343022
>A Rock off

EXCELLENT! Get Sherloli to find his whereabouts, then get 3 to contact him and explain that you COULD annihilate him right then and there, but don't want the bad press from obliterating a major metropolitan city at the moment. Could damage negotiations with the UN. Instead - BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Winner take all.

>>5343042

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

Search the page for "Bag Guy" quest

Also, do we have a moniker yet? Like the Loli Leviathan, or Captain Kiddo or something? Or are we simply known as "The Scientist"?

>>5343042
Sup /tg/ should have them.

By the way. I am having a tough time deciding on which battle i would like better.

Rock get's bad ass sonic weapon/instruments.

Rap get's speakers the size of the Eiffel tower.

>>5343055

err .. this is a more direct link

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>5343060
Rock. We have established that "Loli" is already a hit heavy metal band, after all.

>>5343042
1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5250511/
2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5266389/
3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5272014/
4
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5290842/
5
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5318832/

>>5343060
>By the way. I am having a tough time deciding on which battle i would like better.

>Rock get's bad ass sonic weapon/instruments.

>Rap get's speakers the size of the Eiffel tower.

Rock, especially stadium rock, has LASER LIGHT SHOW BACKING. I think Eight would approve.

>>5343060
Rock, definitely.

>>5343073
But Rap would give The Scientist something to do himself. Imagine him on the front lines, microphone in hand.. Massive effin speakers on tank treads on each side of him as he raps the shit out of the Eiffel tower.

>>5343093
>But Rap would give The Scientist something to do himself. Imagine him on the front lines, microphone in hand.. Massive effin speakers on tank treads on each side of him as he raps the shit out of the Eiffel tower.

We could always ROCK OPERA this - multiple vocalists, multiple solos and breaks... it'll rock everyone's face off. And hell, there's nothing wrong with a metal concert having stacks to inspire awe and worship either. TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN!

>>5343142
I approve of Rock Opera. However should we give Raven the Singing lead for it? She seems like the type.

>>5343142
*Insert music by Dragonforce here.*

Loli: The Musical.

While a battle rock concert is a wonderful thing, we have no guarantee that Eight will have any desire to play along. He might just blast us repeatedly. We'd better ready a few waves of disposable minions just in case.

This whole quest lacks sufficient numbers of disposable minions. They're right up there with evil laughter in the villain style manual, and yet we're restricting ourselves to valued daughter-lolis and cyber-lovers. We need a lower tier of follower to make use of.

>>5343174
Raven plays bass.

Since most of you prefer the Rock off, we'll be doing that.

You have 3 call up 8. Even through the television screen, you can't help but feel power surging outward from the monitor.

How do you challenge a man who has tamed laser technology to a rock off?

>>5343209
>While a battle rock concert is a wonderful thing, we have no guarantee that Eight will have any desire to play along.

After we locate where Eight is, it's a moot point. If he turns us down, we fire off the EMPs and blow him the fuck up. The battle of the bands is just a way to avoid poor PR from bombing the shit out of Paris while we're in the midst of dealing with the UN.

>>5343230

"Rock and Rule"

>>5343230
>How do you challenge a man who has tamed laser technology to a rock off?

We have two choices here -
1.) PLAY STRONG. "We have the power to annihilate you, but don't want to unless you force us to. Care to play a little game to decide the outcome instead?" Make him think turning you down is a bad plan, because you'll beat him anyway.
2.) PLAY CRAZY. "Hey man, instead of doing all this fighting shit let's just throw down on the field of ROCK! Winner gets everything." Make him think turning you down is foolish, because he can easily win and thus not have to expend the effort to beat you otherwise.

>>5343230
Arrogantly. Our victory is, after all, assured, and that way his pride won't allow him to refuse.

>>5343209
Well, he doesn't HAVE to play along. We'll just crank the sound level up to 9,001 and rock out until his whole base implodes.

>>5343230
Swap in nameless loli.

"Ah. Number 8. We meet again. I must say, I saw a bit of your work when visiting my... companion here. I am unimpressed.

I propose a good old fashion science-off. You're best and most powerfull devices (however weak they may be) against me and my minions in the ultimate battle. Winner take all.

Ah... but of course, you would not want to draw too much attention to yourself... So we shall do this discretely. We shall disguise the battle as a 'laser light show' (for such devices as yours are nothing more than just that). A rock concert battle, as it were. Again, winner take all.

What say you? Will you accept my challenge? Perhaps prepare to go out in something even resembling a bang? Or shall I simply strike when you least suspect, ending you swiftly and efficiently.

The choice is yours."

>>5343276
I like option two. Hustle him. Get a guitar, butcher some chords, make it seem like you've gone out of your damn mind. (Crazy like a fox...)

Whatever we do we need to get nameless loli swapped in.

Also, get 3 and baroness to track the source of his signal.

I say option 1.
>>5343305
This works out pretty well for that, too.

Option one seems like the more "mad science" answer.

>>5343359
Agreed. But it really depends on your definition of the word "mad."

>>5343248
This doesn't necessarily have to happen but I had to take a whack at drawing it.

>>5343305
This is suitably mad-scientist, I believe. Lets go with something like this.

Damn I'm on a roll with artist motivations tonight.

Thank you! ( F'n saved! )

>>5343305
Something equivalent to this seems good.

>>5343379
(after whatever's causing the great fuck-up of paris)
whist in paris get a fucking hat, or improve on your clothes, preferably a more face concealing mask, or simply get a monocle.

>>5343429

We have a monocle. We're wearing it over our right eye.

>>5343437
oh, i didn't notice, thought it was his eyelid or something.

>>5343305
Taking your insult, 8's "eye" glows red through the censors used to protect his identity from us. Even as she stands there with the Nameless, 3 runs scan after scan.

Finally 8 responds.

"You want rock? You will have rock. You want a laser light show? You. Will. Have. A. Laser. Light. Show.

I just hope you're ready to bring all your science has to bear against me. Maybe you'll last longer than the intro. prepare to be rocked so thoroughly and completely that you'll never wish to hear anything again.

Oh and 3... Such a shame."

On the terminal you are sitting in front of these words pop up:

"He's talking to us from directly below the Eiffel Tower."

>>5343429
I'll take this under advisement. New costumes are always cool. Most of the time anyway.

>>5343470
>Oh and 3... Such a shame.

Yeah... for *him* maybe. Us, we get awesome cyber-babe. Give 3 a thumbs up for the timely info, then blow her a kiss and wink.

Time to hop in the Bluesmobile and get the band back together. We've got a show to get to.

>>5343470
Excellent!
Laugh diabolically! Prep the disco defenses!Ready the Rock Cannons! Prepare to be able to shut down the french power grid at a moments notice!

Start advertising our little show... it'll be the biggest 'bang' the french have ever heard. Oh, and free candy with purchase of tickets. I want all of Paris to be there.

>>5343429
We HAVE a monicle. We used to be simply wear it, but then we traded to a mask. But I second a hat. Then we can use super reflective wax to make our crome dome into a secret weapon we can use to deflect lazers or reflect light to blind people when we're down on our luck.

Right, time to create some instruments of death to put in our lolis hands. There should be guitars that unleash face melting lightening, drums that can unleash great sonic waves, a bass that that is tuned to create massive organ failure.

>>5343503
we could get another, and be 2 times the sophisticated villian we are now.

I want to post a pic of #3 but I wanna sleep :/

>>5343511
A flute that causes the release of one's bowels.

Remember, we need to be able to aim our sonic weaponry and prevent any damage caused by his lasers, no matter how powerful they could be

>>5343499
Being lazy, we'll say you did all of that.

>>5343501
It's going to be pretty amazing.

>>5343503
A hat? Like a top hat? Bowler?


I'm done for the night too. Expect Bad Guy Quest 7 either Wednesday or Thursday. As long as 4chan is done getting shut down.

fucking quest threads, christ take your lolrandum shit to where you /b/elong

>>5343650
Bowler isn't striking enough. Lets go top hat. And get us a bitchin cane while yer at it.

>>5343650
Outstanding. Looking forward to it.

One of these days your going to have to go through all the images and give us the full file names, too. they keep getting cut off.

we need something that screams "SCIENCE!"

>>5343672
Hover over the (...).

>>5343662
Oh wow, my first troll. Now I really feel like a big deal.

>>5343719
Oh. OH. And mislabelling your very first thread didn't count as trolling?

No. No. It's fine. I can see the way it is.

>>5343855
What the hell are you saying? It's like you're trying to make coherent sentences then scrambling them near the end.

Why bother having the rock off at all? He's directly under the eiffel tower, let's bomb the SHIT out of it.

>>5343907
I think we might be going for the catch em all approach.

>>5343943
Its like pokemon, except instead of pokemon its evil scientists and instead of pokeballs its loli-robots.

>>5343209
In terms of disposable minions since we're in good with the Russians why don't we hire up a band of STALKER-esque badass frontier style dudes and supply them so we can hot drop them anywhere they might be needed to draw the heat from out lovely little ones. I mean come on we're an evil scientist we need a band of mercs working for us. Also they all must wear really baddass gas-masks

>>5344731
You are now aware that your head looks like a Voltorb.

>>5345555
1.Summon mercenaries in for mission brief
2.GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
3.????
4. Hilarity ensues