First order of business is to find out what's happening to us. Full medial scan including CAT to see if we're becoming delusional. If not, then we invest in psionic protection against enemy attack.
Find someone we can trust to keep us safe during our indisposed times.

Just a suggestion.

Are you really back? You should verify that first before doing anything important.

Um, what happened to the moonbase?

Remember our suffering in the attack. Time to cherish our family to make up for the seriously fucked up dream.

FIRE ZE LASER!

>>5659715
You head towards the medical bay. Something seems a little off. You can't seem to put your finger on it immediately.

Spooky sage.

>>5659800

Check Sanity

If you do not verify you are in fact in the real world, and not in a dream, you could be committing a grave tactical error. Simply by walking through your base, you are giving your enemies the layout, defenses, codes, and plans of everything. You could be being monitored and not even know it. And you are only helping your enemies.

>>5659800
Call for nearby minions. If any respond have them make a full sweep of the base.

Where is Three? Is she OK?

Calm our self and call for 3. Don't move around the base until we know where we are.

>>5659828
Find three immediately!!!

Then summon minions.

>>5659819

*THIS*

Do not use any codes or passwords et. al.

But do try to find Three. If she is not out & about then something is seriously wrong.

Prepare to leave the base in case.

Are our lips still burned?

>>5659581
I agree with the rest. Don't wander around so much, but check for things that you know were in your base. Do computers and machines look like they should work instead of just flashing lights? Do papers have info you and your minions have written down?(Like that Batman episode where he was trapped in his head)

Summon Determined Minion. Have him falcon punch his way out of the potential illusion.

Mmhmph?

I have an unshakable feeling that perhaps coinciding with the recent lapse into a subconscious dreamland that there in lies the possibility of physic attack. Although there is sure to be a lack of research on the mater to confirm it. Best try to dampen any electromagnetic fields.

>>5659817
You believe yourself to be sane.
>>5659819
You take this under advisement.
>>5659827
Calling out for anyone, you get no answer past the lights flickering in your base. Very odd.

>>5659828
>>5659840
3 Was in charge of maintain basic operations for any hideout you are normally in. It was her equivalent of breathing. Something definitely seems off.

>>5659999
O.k. We are being fucked with still. What game is this psycho playing with us?

>>5659999
Switch out "maintain" with "maintaining".

Correcting my spelling sage.

>>5659999
Right, let's avoid doors.

Maintain position. Let him make the first move. If he loses his patience with our inaction he may show an opening.

>>5659999
Note to self, do not go through that door.

Welp. We're obviously still in the mind zone. You'll notice how the sign for the fuck the world button was missing. Lets let our earstwhile imprisoner know we aint buying it. Also, there is a total lack of minions around. This is a clear sign designed to reflect the decisions we made in the fantasy zone. Check the news/logs. We may have some sort of memory lapse thing going on (or, at least, the illusion of it.) Logs may provide some clues.

>>5659999
TAKE NO SHIT! PUNCH THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT!

1.Raise hand.
2.Present middle finger.
3.???
4.Profit!

Use laser monocle on the door. Make a new one, we've gotta move, we're making no progress sitting around.

Find the nearest computer terminal

Execute a program to expand all the terms for [(1+x)^(10^100)]

That will keep this effers' simulation busy while we figure out what to do.

Find something sharp and stab the walls, see if it bleeds.

Kindly explain to our mystery captor that we're on to his shit and he's honestly going to have to try harder.

Try meditating. If this is our mind being messed with, we should have some measure of control. use our super-brain to re-establish control. Remember, this is all just an illusion. And a poorly put together one at that.

>>5660022
You're not exactly certain what kind of game he would be playing considering.
>>5660034
That might be hard considering you're in the hallway of your base, but you make a mental note to be on the lookout for some way around them. Considering you designed this base, you guess you could work out going through the ventilation or something.
>>5660052
You decide to stay where you are for now.
>>5660053
Sounds good.

>>5660138
>>5660150
1) Execute that program. ( Hint: there should be more terms in that than particles in the observable universe )

2) Sit down & meditate to enlightenment.

>>5660138
Second. Lets see how complete his illusion is. If he can't handle this... well...

Also, lets think really hard about all the ways we're going to pay him back for this. An eternity waking from nightmares, only to find yourself in a new one, allways a small, fragile girl... sometimes it seems like the nightmares are over... only for it to resume tenfold... his every memory replayed as nightmare until he doubts his existance as anything but a loli as the fleeting remnants of some madness induced refuge. He will question his identity and his very existance as his own mind fuels against him again and again.

And then, after an eternity of this. The real fun will begin.

>>5660186

Correction:

1) Execute that program.

2) RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

Clear our mind, attempt to remember what happened in the moments before we were trapped in our mind.

>>5660168
Look out behind you!

>>5660209
Why would we do that? Theres clearly nothing behind us. It's just an illusion. Ignore it.

Better yet, smack it with a newspaper, call it a bad dog, and tell it to quit dicking around when theres work to be done. This is our motherfucking brain and we will not have some piddly little unimaginative monster ruining it's perfection.

Try to look through what is going on, maybe instead of doors or vents, try something you wouldn't normally think of, like maybe trapdoors of some kind, hidden rooms maybe.
Tapping on the walls and tapping with the soles of the shoes on the floor may reveal a secret exit or room.

Third program execution.
Also flick him off when he gets raped with the power of SCIENCE!

>>5660168
Hmmm.. We know the base like the back of our hand. Use our fantastic mind to walk ourselves someplace important(ABy help, fellow /tgers?) By not thinking about it, just automaticly do it, kinda of like muscle memory. If we start doing things ,use this technique so the fucker can't read us.

This is our mind, and 'our' base. Let's add doors where there aren't and use those to go to rooms that don't exist. Maybe even one that says 'EXIT'

>>5660299
Brilliant!

Whelp. Time to run down to the emergency "Just in case I ever get mindwashed room" and activate the emergency protocals that activate the small biochip we engineered in our brain so that whenever we imagine activating the protocals it activates the fuck the world devices.

Don't worry. You made yourself forget about them, but its all totally there.

>>5660232
Speaking of which, Do we still have our apple and gun? Perhaps some closer study of the apple will yield a clue. We could also shoot the monster with the gun

>>5660335
This is just crazy enough to work!

>>5660299
Exactly.. 3 is here like she was here before. We CALL out to 3 in an attempt to break through like she broke through to us

>>5660209
You input the ridiculous code and turn to see the horrifying abomination destabilize and lurch toward you. You promptly get the fuck out of there.
>>5660299
>>5660320
Employing a mental counter measure, you attempt to materialize a an exit door and fast.

You hear a soothing, yet worried voice. "Concentrate. You must!"

Focus all our mind on three. She will be our light in the darkness.

>>5660437
set yoda on fire with your mind. continue running.

>>5660335
This. And concentrate while doing it. Very very hard.

>>5660437

>concentrate

>>5660437
Alongside the Soothing, Worried Voice, you hear another maniler voice. Alot like that of Alec Guinness. "Run, Luke, Run!"

>>5660437
Concentrate on 3's smiling face, that should help.
More importantly, FUCK GRAVITY LET'S FLY

Forgot a Picture.

>>5660437
They just want a hug. Go give them a hug.

>>5660455
>>5660463
>>5660478
Star Wars mind. Oh, and this.

>>5660514

>>5660514
Damn three looks sexy.

>>5660437
Concentrate, yea. COncentrate on a hall leading your straight out of this, each time you pass through a door, it slams in the monster's face.
Also, shit limpet mines to wreck it's shit.

Fine. Concentrate on the exit door.

Oh nom loa moom Exit la noon ba DOOR ohmmm ...

>>5660514
It's a trick! We believe in you, 3! Believe in us who believes in you! Our mind is the mind that shall pierce the heavens!

>>5660514
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?

>>5660514
The words in blue are altered by the illusion. The look on her face is far from the one of hate! 3 loves us, her eyes say more then any fake words could, and we'll believe in those eyes!

>>5660572
THE POWER OF LOVE CONQUERS ALL! FORWARD MY BROTHERS!

>>5660548
MEGAAAAAA SCIIIEENCE BREAAKEEEEEEEER!

Look to the living.

Grab hold of her.

Hold on.

>>5660572
Actually it was just a reaction image bro.

Misinterpreted sage.

>>5660602
Hush you, we can believe in any of the silly posts you make, since it's all in our head anyways. Trying to ruin my speech and making us lose hope, jerk. =p

>>5660602

Fine. Concentrate on the exit door.

Oh nom mother loa moom EXIT la noon fukin ba DOOR ohmmm ...

>>5660602
So, are we going to get turned into a mouth-less blob?

>>5660602
Three is still sexy.

>>5660602
If that things seems to be getting to close, leap ahead, spin in the air.(It's a fucking delusion, grab control and do what WE want to do!) And fire a blast from the rifle. Instead of a piddly lead ball, red-hot iron spikes with FUCK YOU! scribed on each one rapid fire out into it. We then continue our sprint.

USE YOUR MIND LASERS!

>>5660451
>>5660470
After what seems like an endless hallway, you finally see the door you were looking for. A familiar blue number lights up above it. Leaping for it and narrowly missing being ensnared by the monsters, you hold on tight to her hand. Suddenly you awaken. She smiles softly floating above you. "You had me worried."

Saging because I'm self conscious of weeaboo drawing.

>>5660850
Keep smiling and say something suitable, but let's make sure we're really out of the rabbit hole for good.

Make a move to hold her. I don't care if shes incorporable JUST DO IT! Check on the others. Also begin to prepare defenses against another assault. Make sure we can defenses before attacking.

>>5660872
What would you consider suitable /tg/?

>>5660889
Man... what wouldnt be appropriate for /tg/?

>>5660889

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Ask her what happened and how she got you out. Give her some thanks.

If her story doesnt hold up....

"Hey there Beautiful. Enjoying the view?"

>>5660889
>>5660903
I don't know, something like "I did too, for a little bit there. Thanks for the help, honey."
Nice, but pointless, and while verifying reality.

>>5660879
We have 8, the master of lasers at our beck and call. WHY DOES 3 NOT HAVE A HARD-LIGHT HOLOGRAM BODY YET?

You know I was dreaming about you. Being with you is an improvement though."

>>5660926
This. Thousand times this.
Then this. >>5660921

>>5660926
>"Hey there Beautiful. Enjoying the view? I certainly am."
Improved

"Three, I don't know how to say this, but HOLD ME!"

". . . Shit, I was trapped in some kind of mindfuck world. Thanks for saving me {give hug here}. What's going on out here?"

>>5660514
Hate? Don't talk to me about hate.

>>5660872
Offer her a bite of our aplle?

Scientist later finds the math program still running.

BAD END

>>5660913
What is this, I don't even

>>5661038
Metal Gear Solid 2. It sucked so don't stress over it.

>>5661038

Metal Gear Solid 2. When the AI went crazy that's what it said.

>>5660946
Damn we're smooth.

>>"Hey there Beautiful. Enjoying the view? I certainly am."

She smiles embarrassed and shakes her head while rolling her eyes. "Well you seem to be ok."

>>5660921
When you ask what happens, she frowns worriedly. "We're still not really sure. Baroness saw you fall over."

Something in her voice still hints at the fact she's intimidated by the android even though you've told her time and time again otherwise.

"We ended up having to take you to the medical bay in the pyramid. Number 4 treated you as best as she could and well, I tried to help by going into your mind. Something stopped me from being able to all the way, but then you reached out for me."

"Marry me."

>>5661153
>but then you reached out for me
"How could I not? You're always on my mind."

Grab that guitar & play a little "You Were Always On My Mind." - Willie Nelson

SAGE FOR THE SAGE GOD
>>5661153
That's really cute though.

>>5661153
>>5660514
Scientist I just wanted to say that you must have improved because Three is drop dead sexy now. She was cute before but now HOT DAMN.

>>5661166
Not yet, we require a moon base and thermonuclear preparations

>>5661169
.Smooth, damn we are, etc.

>>5661196
and that solid hologram body we're going to have 8 build for her.

>>5661166

This.

Try to not worry Three anymore. Take the time to concentrate on the attack. Our trap has given us the time to build counter-measures but we only have so long before
he tries again make it count.

Also check up on the lolis. Make sure to shower our daughters with affection.

She's been thru our mind & stuff.

She's still here.

Marryin' time.

Wait before we get to marrying her. The occasion must be special. Not made in the infirmary.
>>5661169
Also say this.

Ask her regarding the status of Project Dandelion.
If she's really 3, she'll know what we mean.

... if you know what I mean

>>5661166
DOOOO EEEEET

That was an unholy nightmare.

We certainly owe Three something.

Not that I want to torpedo this quest; but, is there not a time when you have to ask yourself what are we really after?

Note that this won't make *any* sense if we leave the lock on Three in place.

Decision time /tg.

( It might be better to ask "What do you want Three?" )

We should also just, you know, continue gazing at her.

You silly people, this is NOT the opportune time for a proposal! Now is the time for ACTION! Action and SCIENCE!

Lets run some scans immediatly. What caused that. Are we still in the fantasy zone? Is there something inside our head? What? We have to get to the bottom of this.

>>5661407

AGREED.

Find out how this fucker found us and prepare to fuck him over in return.

Fine. Stall for time.

Ask her about apples.

>>5661166
Hmm.
>>5661281
I'm 50/50 on this.
>>5661169
3 pretty much responds exactly how you think she will. Blushing and smiling, she look down and messes with her virtual hands. "Maybe you should focus on what just happened... not that I mind but, y'know?"

>>5661497
My reaction to this image is as follows:
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Apples?

>>5661492
>>5661521

( Or whatever that fruit thing we bit into was )

>>5661497
"Of course. Clearly I was placed in some sort of alternate reality matrix. In fact, I highly suspect I may still be in one. No offence my dear, but you understand how one must be cautious of such things."

Then ask her a question that only 3 would know the answer to. In fact, one that we don't even know the answer to.

>>5661497
>Heart-hair
<3 Scientist
And we should most certainly delay our proposal. For one, we have the issue of this attack to deal with. For two, we have a beuatifully romantic plan involving thermonuclear devices (which we have), a moonbase (which we don't have yet), and a solid holo-body for 3 (which we also don't have yet).
Seriously people, propose on the moon as the earth rises over the horizon and the fury of a thousand suns spells out our deepest affection. Not on the floor of the infirmary while still in danger.

>>5661497
"If you wish but I was rather pleased with the here and now."

Tell her about what happened and see if we can't get some counter measures in place. Anything from electro fields to a tin foil hat. Check on the condition of our daughters. He may have been in our mind but we must see to the safty of our loved ones.

>>5661541

"Do I love you?"

( This is *NOT* a good idea. But it fits the parameters. )

>>5661552

Indeed.

3's right. Time to get our head out of the clouds and get analyzing.

>>5661541
interesting premise, however we would have no way of testing the veracity of the answer.

>>5661497
Yea, get cracking on getting or defenses up. No telling how long it will be before we get attacked again. Ask 3 about where we are. If we are in our mind still, we can pull all sorts of Psychological kung-fu.
Where does the location where we are at look like?

>>5661497
SAGE FOR THE HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Alright. Switch gears. See if we can get Three to get some blanket transmission jamming going on.

Throw in a brain scan for good measure.

Put your arm around 3 and walk to the control room. ON the way, ask 3 if our sensors picked up any strange transmissions into the base.

Make a mental note to give three a top of the line android node when we get ourselves in order.

>>5661541
I'm surprised a certain question has yet to pop up for her yet. I'm saving it on the off-chance some one thinks about it.
>>5661678
Done, done, and done. There was a small but noticeable increase in areas of the brain normally used for dreaming. otherwise you feel fine.

For lack of a good drawing to go with this, I drew 3 again.

Tell 3 that we've just been mindscrewed, with our mind sent to a messed-up reality.
Inform her that we're not quire sure if we're still in one. Have her scan our brain and bring in whichever of our lolis are still active. Ask her how much she loves us, and say that we love her.

SCIENCE! up something that protects our brains from electromagnetic radiation outside the visible and infra-red (we still need vision and heat), and protects us from atomic particles other than the electron/proton/neutron (in case there's funky shit going down). We were apparently masters of the atomic so let's get this shit goin'.

Ask her if she's real.

>>5661807
Ask her if we're still in some kind of dream.

Ask her where everyone else is.
Ask her to recap the events leading up to our passing out. Was there anything unusual? Spare no details.

>>5661808
inb4 tinfoil hat.

Damn it. I'm putting off drawing up the Lolis right now because I want to keep the new quality but I haven't made them reference sheets yet.

>>5661861
We just want to make sure the lolis are around is all. This could be some sort of alternate reality where we are completly loliless, the psychological reprocussions of failing to aid or daughters in the fantasy land.

"Mirror... bring me a mirror..."

>>5661808
Don't forget to allow Gravitons/Gravity waves! You'll fall off the earth if you don't!

>>5661861

No complaints. Yer doing a grand job this evening & thank you!

>>5661890
Ooh, good point. Our mouth looked fine from the pictures, but it never hurts to check.

>>5661877
Well, the scientist 4 was mentioned, so apparently at least the puppy-loli is still functional.

Where's the quest?

>>5661807
What was the pear you gave us for?

Updates are noted to be slower than average this time around. All is well.

>>5661877
Well they all look fine. Considering. Most likely the riddles and whatnot were just there to fuck with your head, then again you'll probably check on them again and again until they get annoyed.

Somebody else asked about the fruit vibe thing.

Ditto.

>>5662226
I'm digging the new style, Scientist. Our head could be a bit rounder though, I've grown attached to the shape.
Regardless, back to business. Let's find out all we can about whoever it was that did this to us.

Only one thing left to do to test our realness.

Go somewhere we've never been before and have no expectations for how it would look. Somewhere on the ship, hopefully, where we've never been before. Anyone attempting to create a false reality based upon our mind and memories would have a hard time with that.

>>5662310
Such as the inside of 3's mind.

>>5662337
Or Raven's, for that matter.

>>5662337
>>5662360
I'm honestly torn.

>>5662337
I was thinking "the inside of the women's washroom" actually.

>>5662360
Second.

For the lulz.

>>5662366
Or Determined Minion's room we have never bothered to visit our minions.

>>5662366
Visit each of them in turn.
Because why not? We -are- men of science, and a sample size of 1 mind is not an accurate observation.

>>5662453
This choice is the most logical, if also most inconvenient to the artist.

>>5662472
Screw the artist, maximise the SCIENCE!

>>5662360
>>5662382

>>5662453
>>5662472
Ffffffff-

>>5662366
We've been inside 3's mind before, that's how we won her over in the first place. And the fact that it's spread throughout millions of server banks makes it unacceptably susceptible to outside influence. Let's spend some quality time with our daughter.

>>5662536
What is this? I don't even...

When we capture and lolify this psycologist... we should get her to talk to Raven... I mean... this is clearly some kind of psychological problem right here.

Ok, clearly we're back in reality. I'm sure Scientist has no clue what that is all about, you know?

Voting we're back to realsville.

We do need to research what's going on tho'

>>5662536
What the fuck indeed.
Nobody would go to THIS lengths to screw with our head; they'd make THEMSELVES go insane just contemplating it.
Raven's mind is not just military-grade weeaboo, it's Apocalypse-grade weeaboo. We should lose permanent max SAN for gazing upon this, and temporary (non-max) SAN for knowing we created this.

Call up sherloli. Tell her to get to work on anyone involved in mind control or fronteer psychology.

Call up Loli Bond. Explain what just happened. See what she can find out.

>>5662536
Daughter.
I am disappoint.

Scientist here. I'm going to cut this short for the night. I promise that the next one will happen by at the very latest by Wednesday. I feel like I should have prepared more for this, but certain new things kept me way too distracted.

To apologize, here's some McGruffin about ready to fight the Loch Ness Monster

>.. still hints at the fact she's intimidated by the android ..

Meaning Baroness.

Who is also our signals expert yes?

:-/

>>5662691

No biggie! Thank you - this one was well done none-the-less.

>>5662691
Alright Sci. See you then. Good luck with whatever it is distracting you. Nice job with the new art.

>>5662695
Originally, she was just an Android built on a whimsy.

>>5662691
As for what has been distracting me, it was this.
>>5656388

Awesome work Sci!

>>5662695

Whats worse? Baroness is mindless. Just a drone. Nothing ticking upstairs. So, at best, 3 is being jelous of a real doll that can signal track a bit.

>>5662720
Haha, nice. Stay well Scientist, seeya later.

>>5662755
When you build an Android based off of something, I tend to say they have the same personality.

Also, 3 has breast envy.

>>5662758
I talked to the guy who made that while I was building an upside down pyramid in the air.

>>5662781
Did the pyramid have Magma Cannons?

>>5662819
No but it did have a connecting tower made of see through block all the way down. I have a magma pocket lair. It's pretty cash.

>>5662781
How the hell can a collective consciousness with full control over its physical appearance have breast envy? I swear, women sometimes.

>>5660514

I am so stealing this for future reactions.

>>5662781

Ah, alright. I was mistaken, then. Thank you for the fix...makes a bit more sence now.