I better go check up on my town sometime in the next month, as i told them i would be gone for THREE MONTHS.

>>6381479
Ask king if we can make the blacksmith lair- wait, nevermind, we can do that when we come back in two years.

>>6381493
He agrees and says that he thanks you for all you have done, and that you and your town will have his aid no matter what, even if he has to personally come there alone if none of the Nobles will agree to it.

If you need him, he is with you.

can we use his eagle to fly back to our town?

We need some sort of silver dragon scale if we want to make dragon steel again....

>>6381503
OFF WE GO! After Saying farewell to several key people.
Dragonhunters, princess, other blacksmiths, and for the hell of it the leatherworker.

>>6381522
I suppose that'll happen when the time comes

Let's gather everything that's ours. Copies of texts that we've made, our pilfered loot, our prize winnings, crafting materials, everything.

We need to get a move on. Once we say our goodbyes to the princess of course. There's no way we could marry her.

Say farewell to princess then, I guess. We really need to get back to our town though.

Also, crappy wing sketch for a laugh.

OH MAN, ALSO:

An open invitation to anyone wishing to come set up in our village. It's open for people to move there. Of course, this is all pending the status of our home once we get there.

>>6381503
We need him...

...to approve us to wed his daughter.

>>6381540
Man, you draw good shit.

Try sketching us up in total if you have the time.

We can get around to all this wedding shite in two years. Unless we get a call in 9 months anyway.

Also, what was the final tally on the loot for the quest so far? This is something we probably should know, given we have to transport all that crap with us (or find somewhere to store it).

>>6381540
V1, a nice touch, as if implying there will be a 1.1 or a 2.0 or something. lol

>>6381534
>>6381525
>>6381513
Mentioning going home sparks a conversation. The king is willing to give you noble status. This means a cut from the fight will be given to you to divide among the hunters, and the surviving hunters would actually be sworn to your service.

You do not have to live there, but you will have to vote in decisions. Humans have been nobles in this city before, due to contracts with ore and such. So it is not unheard of, but is still a big deal.

He also mentions now that he might live long enough, he may take another wife. On this he thanks you several more times, and goes on a small rant about how his real lover till then will be his Axe.

>>6381571
DO EET

Accept the offer happily and try to force out the image of dwarf-axe love from our mind.

>>6381571
We aren't cut out for nobility, but if he could give the share we would've gotten to the others it would be appreciated. We still have the gold from the smithing competition. (right?)

>>6381589
Now I can't get the thought of the king at the dinner table with despair's end, and it has an aura shaped like a heart made from flames and electricity. And all the nobles are there, pretending nothing is wrong.

Sigh

>>6381582
>>6381589
You joke about the mental image as the two of you land and he laughs along with you.

You agree to his offer and he seems glad as he hops down after you, he rants on about Trade Agreements with your town, and hoping you want to turn the profitable spot into a real money-maker.

He also tells you all reports from the area from trade's men say it is doing fine and the only thing of note is a massive, well built wall protecting the Town's land. A few farms have popped up on the outskirts as well.

>>6381571

We probably should give a share to the families (if any) of the hunters who died while fighting with us. It is only fitting that their kin is looked after as well.

>>6381607
Bad. Ass.

Let's get home.

>>6381609
Yeah.

>>6381607
So no bronze colossus attacks while we were gone... should have built up more wealth

>>6381609
This.

Lawful good, but not a paladin, perhaps we sould take up the training

>>6381548

I will try and do our man Bronson justice. His bad-ass nature might be too manly and rugged for mere digital ink. It might take a bit though, so you probably will not be getting it tonight. I will try and have it for the next quest though.

>>6381614
>>6381609
You make sure to divide the cuts up even. Letting families of the Dead still get a fare share. Most Nobles don't divide it up equally, fewer pay out to the families, usually only winning gives a pay out at all.

You are well liked, but it leaves less for yourself. Still a few -true- Black Dragon Scales are in your ownership. Skeletons, plenty of flesh and acid-glands. The Dragon's horde was not massive in number, it seems she gave it away, or it was stolen under her nose before the last battle.

You have a feeling it has to do with a certain vampire Dick.

>>6381641
If you work on the face too, use Bronson from Once Upon A Time In The West as a model.

Then our awesome shit too. Because fuck yeah are we awesome.

>>6381648
That fucking douchebag. Swear to God. He's gonna die.

>>6381655
Or re-die as the case may be.

>>6381655

...again. Twice. I dunno, be destroyed.

OK, so if he's un-dead, we'll make him re-dead.

>>6381665
He'll get shit-smashed.

>>6381670
YEAH!

Saying Goodbye to the princess gives you a situation however. She wants to ask her father if she can go with you. Even if she is female, she was raised a warrior, and still feels you could learn a lot from her if you wish to build your city or continue to survive adventures.

You can tell her thinly veiled true motive however. To be away from here with you, allowed to do what she pleases.

There is no doubt in your mind even the most dense person would figure out what is going on if she asks her father.

You know what would be pretty good? If we did enough shit in our life to ascend to godhood when we die.

FUCKING DEAL WITH THAT!

>>6381648

Ask the King about what will happen if he doesn't produce an heir?

>>6381673
A delicate situation indeed.

Plus, it could fuck shit up with our wolf lady friend, but honestly, that isn't as developed as this and shit.

If she want's to ask her father to go, use a better excuse and shit. She wants to learn to forge her own shit, and be a total badass.

>>6381670

Is that like being smashed and shit-faced but even worse?

Fucking half-dwarfs, everywhere!

>>6381673
I'm the guy that's been really annoying about marriage.
You KNOW my vote.

>>6381684

REJECT NOBILITY
advicedog.jpg
CLAIM THE KING'S DAUGHTER AS YOUR REWARD

>>6381690
Except the alcohol has a hammer and is upset, but yeah.

No, if she goes with us, we need to be transparent with the king.

We should tell him, in private, very politely and friendly that his daughter is smitten with us, wonderful young lady that she is, and ask him what we should do.

The king is our bro, and we're pretty much the manliest, dwarfiest human in the history of everything ever. We'll surely receive his blessing.

Okay dudes listen up. We go home and tell her to come later, if she can convince her father. If she shows up we'll know her father don't give a fuck, or made another heir.

Gives us time to make sure we didn't knock up the Bar maid too. And see how much wolfy missed us. Fuck we're a pimp. He's a little mary-sue I think.

>>6381704
This man.
I like him.

>>6381673
>>6381684

Agreed, this seems more believeable and feasible. Also maybe say it would be a good way to endear the Humans to the Dwarves and use her as an ambassador of sorts.

>>6381704
This.
Except don't mention we might have had intimate relations once or twice.

>>6381706

Good point. What if we meet the barmaid and the princess is with us? And the barmaid is knocked up?

Admittedly, I doubt the dwarf would care too much. Even if we couldn't brush off the situation, it's not like that sort of stuff didn't happen a lot in medieval settings. Men fucked around a lot. It happened.

>>6381719

That's a given.

It also helps that we're kind of a fucking noble now, and one of the most famous and respected individuals in the city, dwarf or not.
At this point I'm beginning to think that the king might not be so averse to the idea of a half-breed heir.

After all, if we represent what the dwarves have to gain from stronger relations with humans, they should be all over it.

rolled 78 = 78

>>6381704
>>6381698
>>6381706
You tell her to hold off, or think of a more concrete reason, and when the king has time meet with him once more.

You explain that you don't want to burden him with anything else or strain your friendship, but you feel that all the time spent with his daughter has grown into something more, perhaps for both of you.

You know the situation with Royal Bloodlines and a Dwarf leader being important, and in no way do you wish to tread on something like that, but as a friend you wish to know his advice.

>>6381734

78... that's... that's good, right?
I'd rather stay smitten with his daughter, rather than smitten by that very nice axe.

>>6381742
I don't think he would mind being smitten with an axe.

>>6381719
Except for the joke with the dragon!

>>6381742
Considering the three almost killed us, I'm betting 70's is good.

What an ironic end that would be. Deathwish fulfilled by being cut in 'twain by the very axe we forged, after all we've been through, because we told the dwarf king that we might be in love with his daughter.

He strokes his beard, and looks away. He then stares you down, but loses the anger quickly and once more fiddles with his beard.

He then lights his pipe and puffs on it, occasionally looking at you, but saying nothing. You can see a vein or two rising from his forehead, and his face turning a little red.

He then lets out a long breath and adjusts his seat, producing a flask, and drinking far too much of it in one swing. The axe leaning against his throne is glowing, but not exploding in fire and death...

>>6381763
>dwarf
>too much in one drink

WAT

>>6381763
Yup, guys, there's something wrong here

>>6381763
Be respectfully quiet and let him consider it.

>>6381763
I get the feeling a 75 would have been low enough for injury...

>>6381763
"...Fine. Ya re allowed ta do as ya please. I'll try ta remarry, an keep on tha bloodline.. I gotta feelin royal or not, iffin I got family in yer tree they'll leave an important name behind nah matter what. But if ya break her heart I swear ta gods I will make re regret makin this axe ya hear me?"

>>6381779
"Sure thing DAD!"

>>6381779
DO NOT SEE THE BARMAID WITH HER WITH US

>>6381779
Make mental note: DO NOT BREAK HEART.

>>6381779

FUCK YEAR.

WE ARE CHARLES MOTHERFUCKING BRONSON AND WE HAVE SOME DWARF BOOTY.

>>6381779
She'll be absolutely thrilled.
Gentlemen, I believe Mr. Bronson is going to have a lot of wonderful dwarf lovings.

>>6381789 here,

ALSO DO THIS. >>6381787

>>6381779

Do a bitchin air guitar solo.

>>6381787
lol

You know out of all the possible options we were given with the redheaded bar maid, elven priestess, and werewolf girl, I did not expect us to shack up with a dwarven princess.

>>6381813
>implying /tg/ loves any women but dwarf women

>>6381813
We should invite them all to the wedding, just so she knows what she won against, and how much she means to us.
Or something.

>>6381813
Dude, this is /tg/, did you expect us to marry anything OTHER than a dwarf?

>>6381787
You smile happily and with a joking voice say "Sure thing..D.."

He gives you a look that could make some people shit themselves, you're lucky you're kind of a tough dude.

"Don't make light of this lad. If I die before anything happens wit me an another dwarf lady 'o noble birth, ya'll be wit tha queen o' my nation. I only do this fer -her- because as much as I wanted ta not complicate mah life, I kin tell she's 'appy around ya. Now git goin before I kin change mah mind an you 'ave a smithin accident."

Wouldn't have been my first choice, but I'm having a lot of fun just reading what's going on. Yup, not much desire to cast my vote, things are more interesting without me influencing them. ;)

>>6381842
Yes sir.

>>6381834
>>6381827
>>6381813

Oh yeah, mmmm.... so hot. *fap fap fap*

What happens if we ARE having a red headed step-child?

>>6381842
>smithing accident
Seriously, right a book.

rolled 72 = 72

>>6381860
Let's find out now.

>>6381842

Oh Gods, we're a noble in a Dwarf Fort... an he's threatening an "unfortunate accident".

Pull no levels conveniently placed in our room, and avoid all cages. Run, run and don't look back!!

>>6381860
Dragonsteel Fist Abortion?

>>6381865
Thank the gods?

>>6381865
Oh dear...

>>6381865
Is that a good sign?

>>6381865
Why are we rolling so many numbers in the 70 area lately? Oh well, most of them have been good luck.

>>6381860
Okay It's time to head out. Your caravans are loaded. Your gold is loaded, you have the men sword to your service ( 5 of them.) And a personal Elite guard to ensure the princess and the gold you've earned make it to your town's vaults. After that they will depart.

Three wagons filled with winnings, Ore, and information, as well as black dragon reagents from mundane to expensive, it is an amazing haul. The guards will stave off all but the most impending threats.

>>6381881
>>6381889
>>6381892
Are you complaining?

That's like asking why you're rolling so many 14's and 15's on your d20. It's NOT BAD. Not great, but still.

>>6381892
Most of the time we've been successful it's been a seventy. I can only recall us getting something like a four once, and that almost ended with us being assassinated.

>>6381904
ROLL FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

>>6381904
Yes, FINALLY. Back on the road to our humble town.

>>6381904
Let's get a move on.

(Oh and I'm not telling whats going on with the red head. It's my little secret.)

You have all of your prizes, where are you hitting the road to?

>>6381911
The question is, was that 70 for probability of a successful pregnancy or one in our favor?

>>6381911
yea, i was the guy who almost fucked us over and said "INB4 NATURAL 1"

>>6381917
Home, James.

rolled 62 = 62

Your trip goes...

>>6381921
Oh yeah, I said you jinxed us. You jinxing bastard...

>>6381917
Homeward, and even though we don't want to, visit that barmaid along the way. Charles Bronson keeps his damn promises, no matter what.

>>6381921
I was one of the people FFFFFFFFFFFFFF'ing.

>>6381921
How would you feel if that had ended DeathwishQuest?

>>6381928
Fine. You get home a little longer then expected and the weather isn't the best, but you arrive to a warm, warm welcome. Seems when the guards shouted your arrival faces filled the streets.

Things seem in good order, a few new houses have sprung up and the Great Wooden gates and stone Wall would put up a good defense even against greater numbers.

>>6381936
Agreed, we have to see this through now.
Oh god I hope we don't get killed before we even get back home.

>>6381947
>>6381936
( did you really want to visit the Maid's home with the Princess and a personal guard? You can.)

>>6381943
i say we find some steel to make a very strong bed frame so we don't break it again.

>>6381958
We're already home, let's visit her another night, hopefully alone.

>>6381958
We'll save that for later.

Have our guards guard our shit. Take our bride and visit the acting mayor.

rolled 2 = 2

>>6381958
I'm rolling for it, since we won't be able to come to a decision.
1-go
2-no

>>6381958
Yes, we need to honor our commitments, no matter how caught up in the moment we were when we made them.

To the mayor. This will be good.

>>6381966
Save the rolling for encounters man, it didn't work the last time someone did it, probably won't work now.

Also, a vault.

is there one in the mayoral house? Or whatever? If not, we need to build ourselves one. Underground, beneath our home/forge or whatever.

>>6381979
Oh ok.
>implying I'm not the same person as last time

>>6381985
>using the word imply at the beginning of green text.

Well, there goes the thread.

>>6381995
Hey, take that outside.

>>6381985
>>6381995
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Quiet, you guys.

>>6381995
>implying charles bronson will be overshadowed be greentext and other related acts of faggotry

>>6381985
I thought so, but I don't like to make assumptions.

>>6381980
>>6381977
>>6381965
You hop in to see the kid you left in charge. He's of age now, but says that no one has run any votes while you were gone and if you want the job its yours ...as long he gets to help.

The town guard has grown and it seems that the orcs have gotten along fine with everyone. There was a rough bar fight one night, but it was settled. They send out small patrols and make sure nothing strange happens in trade.

The elves have set up a beautiful shine at the tower, and it brings in loads of foot-traffic to the town, elves, humans, and scholars alike to study and, learn and praise there.

>>6382008
Well, time to get settled and start handing out gifts.

>>6382008
Let's have an election.

>>6382008
No comments from our scar? Our bride? Our troop of dorfs bringing in shitloads of gold and such?

>>6381980
There is a vault, but it is small time, compared to what you could make given a few weeks. It can barely hold your winnings.

Are you keeping these winnings personal or are you treating them as town funds to make this into a city?

>>6382022
We'll keep our specific items our own. Private treasures, and items for crafting and shit. Keep a little gold for ourselves, and use the majority to fund the town.

>>6382022
half and half

>>6382019
He's very impressed, but naturally they new what to expect. while you couldn't communicate directly everyone has heard you've been off slaying dragons and generally making humans look good.

He gawks at your fist when you tell him what it is made of.

>>6382022
CITY. We can replenish those earnings in no time with the smithing materials we have right now.

>>6382008
I vote we step back up Mayor Blacksmith, get a longer, more detailed description of what we missed, and get to forging...

...some half dwarfs.

>>6382022
Majority goes to the town, keep a portion for ourselves and our forge. The raw materials are of course ours, not like anyone here can do anything with them.

>>6382037
>>6382030
>>6382029
You get the town to settle back into whatever they were doing before you barged in, and then talk for a while about what to do with the gold. Keeping enough for yourself, while funding the town.

Wanting to have an election so the town chooses who to run things. Eventually things calm and your winnings are safe in the vault, the most important Items locked up in your shop, doing a good job to keep them hush hush and telling the hunters to keep an eye on it and take a load off.

Anyone specific you want to talk to or do before we close for the night?

>>6382068
Werewolf chick. Our new lady should get to know her so she isn't suspicious when a werewolf hops in our window in the middle of the night.

>>6382068
Yes, wolf girl and big scary ork needs them presents.

>>6382068
Breadman is pleased by this outcome.

Just make sure we don't end up leader of the town as we'll inevitably end up having to leave again, probably to deal with that dick Vampire.

>>6382098
ahaha that's great.

>>6382080
>>6382082
You ask the Mayor's son if he knows where the "Wild Girl" as they call her is. Considering you've kept a secret she was a were-wolf, and the kids were all out cold through the whole thing, she has just been a vagrant who shows up in tatted clothes or none at all to the town.

He tells you he has not seen her in a few weeks. You decide the Large orc who's apparently been running the town guard a couple of weeks after you left might be a good person to talk to.

Finding him is not hard as you walk into the tavern he is drinking with the Orc leader you first negotiated with.

>>6382105
I might stock up on reaction images of Breadmen.

>>6382113
Make a Charles Bronson breadman, your name will be remembered forever.

>>6382098
Are those Dominoes Brand Parmesan Cheese Packs?

I FUCKING LOVE DOMINOES!

>>6382106
You admire for a moment the Large Orcs new wolf pelt you seem to remember used to be Bear before you ....

You look closer and your heart nearly falls onto the floor. You know the markings on the forehead of that pelt, you've seen the teeth that hang around the hood and around the neck-strap in first person as they nearly tore you apart when your adventure first started.

You've found the Wolf-girl and the Orc. He is wearing her.

>>6382120
I need to see a good model for his face. Brb, going through old threads to find one.

>>6382125
... I fucking hate you first.

>>6382125
OH YOU BEST BE TROLLAN

punch him in the face with megafist.
ruin his shit.
attach dragon nails to fingertips on megafist.

>>6382125
Shrug. She wanted to live like a wolf it was obvious she would die like a wolf. We can shed a tear later. Congratulate the man on defeating such a fearsome beast and present him his new weapon. Her necklace can serve as her shrine, on the old cot we first placed her in.

>>6382125
Fuck. That sucks.

But he was only doing his job.

>>6382125
My heart. It just stopped.

>>6382125
My heart hurts. ;_;

>>6382125
uhoh

>>6382136
( No I'm not. No one told the Orcs of the "Friendly" Werewolf outside of town and then they were hired as a town guard.)

>>6382142
What could she possibly have done? She was guarding the town too, didn't we make this fucking clear with everyone?

>>6382141
We don't know what he wants yet.

Anyway, ask him what he wants, and set up shop as a blacksmith again. Expand our home.

>>6382152
WAIT. Why the fuck is it a wolf pelt? Did her brother not turn back when he died?

>>6382157
Nope. Everyone decided to keep it a secret. I should have participated a little more actively in those threads T_T.

>>6382161
>>6382140
You could always ask him. Or resort to violence in retribution. Whatever you want. This will likely be ( to be continued...) soon. Getting tied.

>>6382152
ahahaha, awesome

>>6382165
How do you think I feel, I had no fucking internet that day, skimmed over it in the archive, come back, enjoy the quest, and OH FUCK WEREGIRL IS GONE.

>>6382175
Yes, asking him what happened is a good idea. I don't think we can really blame him, but he still needs to be made aware of the weight of his actions.

RETCON IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>6382175
Thinly veil anger while asking him about what weapon he wants.

Don't tell him what's wrong.

Also, let's get a status report on this town.

What kind of things have the guards come across? Who new has moved here? Any problems with the other city? Issues within the town?

Sad as it is, randomly lashing out does nothing. The guard was doing his job as he was instructed. Inquire about the pelt to be certain it is Werewolf Girl. If so, see if we can have the pelt and bury it properly with the black dragon teeth necklace we had made for her. A proper tribute is all we can really do.

>>6382185
It doesn't matter anymore. She's best remembered by us. Telling them all about her won't do anything positive.

>>6382175
Just talk to the man. He did nothing wrong in fact hes a cool dude and I would hate to ruin his likely best kill of his life. Just ask him about the wolf pelt, it might not even be her since it STAYED A WOLF. Heck might've been a relative or a wolf she made friend and gave the symbols to.

( Well gauging reaction this is a good point I think to let people Stew with the idea for while. I will most likely be on at the same time tomorrow. Likely only 1 or two threads however as 3 and 5am is getting a little silly to do regularly. But it is a huge compliment that people have stuck around for so many. Thanks a lot guys. And I hope you understand I'm not tryin to be a dick killin her off or going for cheap lols.)

I'm torn.

On the one hand, the Orc was just going his job, and was none the wiser.

On the other hand, she didn't deserve such a fate, regardless of how it might have been delivered, and Bronson is violently vengeful.

Beating the shit out of the Orc for doing his job though... that might strain relations, especially since the dude we negotiated with it right there.

>>6382201
Whatever, but if we ever do make any other supernatual friends, we're telling everyone.

>>6382204
Night dude. Good to see quests I can actually enjoy again. I thought TGchan killed them for me.

>>6382204
I'm fine with one or two threads a night.
I'd even be fine with one thread every other night. Especially if you were awesome enough to put pen to paper and make this whole thing a book. Like a real book, and get it published.

Because I would read that shit.

>>6382125
Not a very good artist. Fucked up the scar, and I don't have much for a knife gauntlet.
He has shed a tear for the Wolf-girl.
May it not be forgotten.

>>6382204
Challenge him to a fist-fight, to let off pent up anger. Go in without gauntlet. Try to kill him while acting as though its just a manly fistfight.

>>6382218
( No problem, and I have to say I don't know if I'm secretly hated by a large majority for running this and so many threads the past few nights. I did go to /tg/chan and the Sergals and Kiddie MS paint dress up a Kawaiii anthro Bullshit made me go "lol this is where all the quest threads went!?" I'm here with the neckbeards as a neckbeard doin neckbeard things like talkin about Marrying a Dwarf Princess.)

>>6382228
I was too late. Damn.

>>6382228
Charles Breadson, he will never forget.

>>6382224
( Man, haha, I feel he's a little too Mary-Sue for a book to be taken seriously, but as a /tg/ fun little open RP, He's just a good time.)

>>6382240
Oh you haven't left yet.

>>6382228
( Beautiful. Haha. G'night guys. Thanks for compliments and playin along.)

>>6382240
Yeah... it was good for a while when I first went there... I ran a text only quest and it was mildly successful. I quit when I realized I either had the choice of learning to draw with a tablet/MS or go offhours and only get 1 or two players. FUCK THAT. ReichQuest was fun while it lasted.

>>6382249
>too Mary-Sue for a book to be taken seriously

IF EITHER DRIZZ'T OR EDWARD HAVE ANY MEANING IN THIS WORLD, THAT ONLY MEANS THE BOOK WOULD SELL BETTER.

Actaully, I'm not sure on that. Those are both faggot-Sue, not Manly-Sue.

Still, I WOULD BUY YOUR PUBLISHED WORKS.