Uh, yes you do.

>>6686140
Uh, No you don't.

>>6686151
Oh hey Sean we've got a new campaign starting soon. Wanna be a tank?

>>6686151
YOU TOTALLY WALK INTO MORDOR

>>6686151

Uh, yes, yes you do. You totally do.

>>6686151
We're not taking Frodo though, cos he solos all the time and hogs all the XP.

>>6686151
He's so dreamy...

>>6686177
We can't leave Eijah behind.
He's got all the coke!

>>6686172
He's right, you totally do. It's pretty much the only way to get there.

>>6686158
Maybe.
>>6686167
>>6686172
Nuh-uh!. you need like... an army with, like... ninjas... and... um... wizards!
NINJA WIZARDS!

>>6686193
AND BEARS WITH LASER EYES.

>>6686188
Uh, No.

You can't just walk in!

>>6686177

Yeah well, maybe if the GM stopped thowing things that caused to lose levels all the damn time maybe I would have let other people do shit.

I mean what the fuck? This invisibility ring causes me to lose a level every time I use it? Nor does it ACTUALLY even work on the shit I'm mostly going up against?
BULL
SHIT

Don't even get me started on the fucking Witch King of Goddamn Angmar singling me out when were all at level 3.
Remember that goddamn bullshit?
You and that NPC had to basically MAcDuff the guy by setting up a really convoluted prophecy just to kill him (good kill by the way) and even then you both took massive lethal poison/curse/disease damage.

Seriously, I will play fairly when that GM promises to do the same.

>>6686193
I'm telling you, dude, we just walked right in there. Just the two of us, and we're like three feet tall! No ninjas, no wizards, and that asshole Gandalf didn't show up with the giant eagles until we were already finished.

>>6686209
That would be so frickin' AWESOME!
>>6686221
>Nor does it ACTUALLY even work on the shit I'm mostly going up against?
If you don't want it...give it to me.

>>6686230
Yeah well, Uh, You JUST don't walk into Mordor!

>>6686221

Fuck you man. You managed to twink out your character so he had a +1 Short Sword with Detect[Orckin] and a goddamn suit of mithril chainmail at chargen!

What did me and Mike start with? A handful of fucking vegetables!

>>6686137
Holy shit greatest Courage Wolf picture EVER.

>>6686221
Remember the giant fucking spider? We had to fight a giant spider and we're not even combat characters! If it hadn't been for that Deus Ex Machina pendant that elf chick gave you, we would have been so screwed.

>>6686262
Shut the fuck up you liar. That's pansy Frodo may have just taken levels in Expert, but I know damn well that you swapped your Warrior levels for Fighter/Ranger. You just got a lucky shot with that "Favored Enemy: Vermin" thing...

>>6686252
Hey, at least you guys got combat training and armor! I had to walk right into the bad guy's lair with nothing more than a knife and a stupid cloak. And did I mention the giant spider?

Of course, then I had to take on an entire tower full of orcs, because, hey, let's all shit on Pete! It'll be fun!

>>6686252
>What did me and Mike start with? A handful of fucking vegetables!

Yeah, and you then went on to solo Isengard!

I mean for fucks sake, do you know how pissed Andy and the guys were at that? I mean the DM had to bullshit that "Siege and Helmsdeep" thing just to make sure they had a big fight!
Even then the shitty DM missbalanced the whole thing and had to pull a Deus Ex with his GMPC!

Also, he gave you fucking Paladin levels, NOBODY else in the party got paladin levels! He didn't even try to make you fall! You can bet your ass if I'd tried to do that he'd have made me fall to some bullshit like backhanding that Gollum NPC/BBEG for trying to eat my face because "OH BOO HOO IT'S NOT HIS FAULT" or somesuch.

>>6686234
God damn it Bob, we have been over this. Stop asking other people for their fucking loot. If you keep this shit I swear I am just going to let you die in the next encounter.

This made me LOL, literally.

I spent most of my time grinding Uruk-hai for levels

>>6686252
>>6686262
>>6686289
>>6686285
Guys seriously...we're all friend here! Right? Fellowship and stuff like that!

>>6686302

I still can't believe you managed to get the DM to incorporate Stunting into the game.

>>6686318
>>6686326
This is how we get into Mordor next time, faggot.

>>6686343
No we're not going into Mordor!

Why the rush anyway? It not like I'm gonna die or anything.

>>6686318
That's rich coming from Mr "I'll hold the ring for a while".

Fuck you, at least you got to fight orcs and be all heroic and shit! All I got to do was tag along for the ride going "Oh, gee willicky, mr Frodo! Would you like me to rub your feet for a while?"

And don't even get me started on that grey little monster Spider-Man NPC. Being insulted by the DM constantly for two thirds of the entire campaign really sucks.

>>6686354
Get your leather thong, boytoy, I'm airmailing you by eagle.

>>6686354

Uh, right, still just in case you HAVE got a second character rolled up right?
Oh, I see you have, here it is.
[shuffling of papers]
Wait, what?
Your back-up char is you characters "brother" with damn near the same name as yours?
That's pretty weak bro.

Does anyone have the original onedoesnot .gif?

>>6686329 You know how many dexterity rolls I had to make to get that fucking Ele-funker on the floor?!?!

>_< THOUSANDS!

>>6686367
The ring doesn't even work!
>>6686380
It not my fault the DM is railroading us.

>>6686367

Yeah to be fair, we did all feel pretty bad that you never really got a badassed moment like the rest of us.
I'm pretty amazed you put up with all of that bullshit for the whole campaign really.

Hey, I think you guys are just a bunch of whiners. The campaign was fine.

>>6686329 Dont screw with stunting

rolled 3, 3, 3, 1 - 8 = 2

>>6686410
Yeah right.
And Have you seen Gandalf anywhere? I can't seem to find him.

>>6686428
Haven't seen him since the DM pull a "A wild Balrog appear" on him

>>6686403
Hey, I did get to free you when all those orcs got you after we fought the spider. That was pretty cool. And I carried you to the evil volcano. I guess the DM finally started listening to me after I almost killed his GMPC.

>>6686410
You'd say that, wouldn't you? Let's see here... Super special ranger skills? Check. Hot elven girlfriend? Check. Magic super-powered sword? Check. An army of ghosts at your beck and call? Check. Secret king of Gondor? Check. Descendant of the guy who saved the entire world? Check.

Meanwhile, all I got was a frying pan and 8 skill points in Cooking!

>>6686411

We were playing Pathfinder.

I'll check, but I don't stunting was originally in it. Cool moments though, like the time you rode that shield down those stairs, or killed and orc with an arrow and then fired that arrow killing another orc.

>>6686410

It wasn't THAT bad, but you have to admit he was favouring Mike and Pete a LOT. I mean come on, they solo'd Isengard before you got the chance, then they managed to do everything important in the Minas Tirith arc whilst you were twiddling your thumbs on a boat.
Heck he even gave one Paladin levels and the other get's that stupid homebrew Prestige class.

Then there's that INFAMOUS time when Pete stupidly stole that orb (CHAOTIC GOOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU TWAT) and then stared DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF A LOVECRAFTIAN SUPREME EVIL... and didn't take any sort of negative penalty from it,
NOTHING
Whenever *I* do shit like that!? SAN LOSS SAN LOSS LEVEL LOSS ABILITY LOSS HP LOSS!

At least you got Kinged though, that was good of him to remember your backstory.

express delivery

You're all bitching about how you happened to get some actual challenges when you got the spot light?

Remember Moria? The fucking thirtheen-page hometown I wrote for two weeks? Remember how the GM turned Moria a shitty dungeoncrawl with a fucking overpowered boss (which he explained as due to "lol the dorfs dug to deep and greedy those fat bastards") in the end that he sent his GMNPC on? And how he killed of every fucking dwarf before we got there?

FUCK.

>>6686457
>>6686464
When did this happen?!

>>6686506
And don't get me started on the fact that I couldn't do shit during Helmsdeep "the wall is to high for you look over".

>>6686464 I only got to ride the stairs because I got that natural 20, and Im the GMs girlfriend

Old meme?

Original content?

New hotness!

Kudos to you OP for bring back something I haven't seen since 05.

>>6686507
>>6686507 Sorry ass whole, you went for a piss break when the Uruk-hai attacked so we killed your character

Archiving this shit

>>6686522
Hey, come on, remember that time you and I fought all those uruk-hai on the bridge? That was pretty cool, huh?

>>6686553
Goddammit.

At least I still got my replacement character.

Remember that early session when we were just staring out? The DM got high and made up some gay character called Tom Whatshisname and kept singing gay songs and dancing around.

Glad we all got the fuck out when he started undressing.

>>6686539
Glad you like it.

Never expect this to work.

>>6686577
God damn it, are you seriously going to pull that weak "My dead PC's brother" shit?

>>6686553 Aragon here...Its true, we killed your ass

Heres a pic frodo took of me teabagging your body

>>6686592
Yeah, that was right after that tree attacked us, wasn't it?

Or that time we were buried by that ghost. And that was before we even got our daggers!

>>6686577

Yeah, except the session he COULD have done something, you were on holiday in Magaloof.
So he spent the entire session NEARLY getting burnt alive by your Father for reasons that the DM never properly explained.

Your just lucky that Pete called bullshit on that in time and since the DM is letting Pete and Mike get away with EVERYTHING he bent over backwards to accomodate them.

>>6686506
>>6686522

Yeah, he was being fucking harsh there. It wasn't like you were even flirting with his girlfirend, you were just in character.

Remind me, who DID win that 'most kills' contest you were having?

>>6686604
Yes.
>>6686611
...

>>6686620
Huh...I hate that damn DM.

>Remember that early session when we were just staring out? The DM got high and made up some gay character called Tom Whatshisname and kept singing gay songs and dancing around.

Tom Bombadil.
Yes, that was very very gay. I think he was a character from one of his girlfriends yaoi fanfictions, I seem to recall Andy or Glenn talking to him about it after the session.

Fighting the Barrow Wights was cool though.

Gods that DM was SO fucking hit or miss.

>>6686619
Talk about DM douchery! I mean "sure, you can rest, there's no one around in these woods".

Then we almost get a fucking TPK by a tree. And guess who saved us? A fucking DMPC.

I mean fuck this campaign.

>>6686648
Once more, with feeling. You were still the hero of Gondor. Everyone loved you.

I got to wrestle a grey little muppet who kept calling me fat, and when I finally got home, that White Wizard dude had taken it over.

>>6686678
Huh, Well yay for me.

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>>6686668

Honestly, he's just a better player than a DM.

Remember when we were playing CoC and he was the Old Doctor, I was that Real Estate Agent, Pete was that american cowboy (WAY TO READ THE SETTING NOTES IDIOT) Stan was that British Lord and we went and killed that vampire?
Shit was SO cash.

>>6686714

Done.

OP, this thread is fucking awesome. Well played, sir.

>>6686714
Hey. Hi. Yeah, hi. You're a nub.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/

4chanarchive is worthless. Sup/tg/ doesn't require you to spam voting links, either.

Polite sage for irrelevant content.

>>6686754
Thank!

>>6686774

Already Archiving. Links when it's uploaded.

>>6686780
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6686132/

Done

See you all for ZEONQUEST at five GMT.

No, no, no. You do not simply walk into Mordor

You simply get hurled to Mordor!

Are you retarded?

He must be SHOT to Mordor!

Fuck the ring. Shoot Mordor!

Use the catapult!