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Hi there, kids. This is your ol' pal, Morgan Freeman here. I've grown accustomed to 4chan after ol' Suck.com went under. But you know how it goes, "out with the old, in with the new", right? Well, I've had a bit of time to think, since I'm in between filmin’ right now. Actin’ is my passion. It's what drives me. Without it, I'd just be an ol' man sittin' on a porch in southern Mississippi, dontcha think? Well, my days are numbered, it's true. I'm just gettin' plain old. It makes me think about you youngins here, postin’ on 4chan. What's wrong with this picture? I'm an ol’ paintin’ fadin’ in the sunlight and you’re just getting’ put onto the canvas. Now, I'm no preacher, but I do treat you as my children, so I'm gonna give this to you straight. When's the last time you were outside, boy? Have you smelled the fresh air this week? Ain’t nothin’ better than a breeze coolin’ off your face in the evenin’ at a park. What are you doin’ now, boy? Lemme take a guess.
You're sittin’ in your chair, lazy as an ol' blood hound. You're eatin’ some unhealthy snack, cloggin’ your arteries, never mind gainin’ some pounds if you have a fast metabolism. You have a girlfriend, son? I thought not. Well, I imagine your cat keeps you company just fine, but you should try dippin’ your toes into that fish-laden sea we're always talkin' about. Well, like I said, I’m no preacher. I’m just lookin’ out for you. Remember, son, nothin’ is as important as your life. You gotta live it, and without livin’ it, well… you’re just as useless as tits on a hog. Stop postin’ on this silly website n’ live life! |