When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes.

>>12673715
THAT'S TERRIBLE!

Oh god, that shit is funny. I have nothing to contribute, I just wanted to bump this because of that picture.

Well, actually, the Grey King (gray?) from the Lies of Locke Lamora was a pretty nefarious bastard. But that's a book, so I don't know if that's what you're looking for.

>>12673715
FORTY? Thats as many as four 10's, wow, that is nefarious.

>>12673715
THAT'S A MANY AS FOUR TENS!

>>12673715
>>12673723

uhhh

>>12673723
Those are fucking PIES.

>>12673740

Or they're just frosted really really badly?

>>12673764
No, you pussing cuntbag. The shading indicates that they are obviously in metal tins, and that they have pinched crusts. Like PIES.

Those are fucking pies. I will kill you.

>>12673800
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PIE

>>12673800
That's still terrible.

>>12673800
They are clearly cakes in cake tins, you fucking idort.

>>12673723

Fucking Lex Luthor can't even steal pie cake properly no wonder super man has to do everything.

>>12673819
I will skullfuck you! The top, overly-browned portion of the PIES overhangs the tin in a small strip and then gets noticeably fatter in the center - AS IF LIFTED BY A BUBBLING INTERIOR WHILE BAKING.

They're PIES.

>>12673838
pff, clearly you don't know anything about pies OR cakes

clearly they're vanilla cakes with chocolate icing -only on the top-

clearly

>>12673838

You think Lex Fucking Luthor can't differentiate between pie and cake? You best get your shit check cause your straight up retarded.

It's cake motherfucker.

you are all fucking stupid, and I hate every goddamned one of you.

the top of the pastries are brown, as in CHOCOLATE FUCKING CAKE. never have I or you seen a pie with chocolate crust, you ignorant shit stains.

>>12673898
You fucking moron, that's not nearly dark enough to be goddamned chocolate cake.

>>12673898
O RLY?

Wait a minute guys back the fuck up. Lex Luthor just stole all the fucking cake and we're sitting here arguing about whether it is indeed cake or not.

We're missing the important thing here, out cake jsut got fucking stole and we're letting the guy get away.

>>12673917

It's cheap pre-made from-a-cardboard-tin chocolate frosting on the top of a yellow cake. And yes cake bulges up in the center when baked too. You have to cut that bulge off. You know nothing of cake.

Lex Luther is way smarter than you, and he knows this, and so he has delicious cake and you have impotent rage. Lex Luther wins at terrible.

>goodught acquir

which I'm sure is relevant.

>>12673948
Then why is the edge scalloped? Cakes don't have scalloped edges.

>>12673954

Decorative fluting from a frosting bag tip. Obviously, not well done, but here Lex is making up for quality with quantity.

>>12673954
Your MOM has scalloped edges. Cakes can have whatever the fuck kind of edges they want, you cock inhaling smegmadiver.

>>12673972
Occam's razor says you're wrong.

PIE.

>>12673987

Logic fail. Occam's razor tells us to start by assuming that the easiest or simplest is true. It doesn't make the other options impossible. We have outside information telling us that it's a cake. I have explained how a cake could look like that. So here Occam's razor leads us astray. Don't use ideas until you know what they are, and how to do it properly.

/tg/ - Master Bakers

This thread makes me happy inside.

You now realize that the rope attached to the left hand side of the cart isn't tied, but just tossed over itself.

>>12674034

...

Dammit, I'll never not notice that first thing now.

You would never frost a cake while it was still in the tin.

They're pies.

>>12674049

Your obviously an uneducated fuckwit. What if you where going to use different frostings.

>>12674049

Those aren't tins. Those are the sides of the cakes. They are yellow cakes. The sides are not frosted. You're not even trying anymore, are you?

>>12674057
What? You still wouldn't frost the cake while it was still in the tin, you cocksucking asshammerer.

>>12674023

That's right, when someone needs help /tg/ is always willing to lend one hand.

>>12673939

Shit, somebody call Power Gi- >>12673735

SHE ATE HIM

>>12674072

/tg/ is every board ever at once.

>>12674066
The high contrast of the shading implies metal.

>>12674066
ENJOY YOUR DRY-ASS CAKES, LEX LUTHOR!

They're pies.

>>12674087
The words below the shading imply cakes

Wow, this derailed almost at the same speed and intensity as the butter golem.

I'm impressed, /tg/.

>>12674126
The artist and the writer are probably different people who did not communicate with one another.
The art director, at a low point in his career, didn't bother to proofread because he honestly couldn't give a fuck about the QA of a book made for a bunch of children who are probably just going to turn the pages after they scratch their bare anuses with their fingers because they aren't smart enough to wipe properly yet.

>>12674087

So Lex's arms are metal? And the wooden cart is metal too? I'm willing to say the high contrast is the artist trying desperately to make those look round while being told he has less colors than the default MS Paint bar to work with.

>>12674109

So after noting that they're yellow cake with store premade frosting, you complain that they'll be bad because they're dry from packing? You, sir, are a true gourmand. We did mention terrible, didn't we? Stealing delicious cakes isn't terrible...it's understandable.

Cakes.

MY GOD! SOMEONE FROSTED THE PIES!

Cakes or pies, bitches. Give me them. I don't even give a fuck.

>>12674186

Now THAT'S terrible.

>being asuggene

Indeed captcha. Indeed.

Shit like this is what the mod hates.

My vampire bbeg is trying to slay the sun then resurrect it as a necrotic sun which will turn every living creature into an undead creature.

>>12674144
I think you are overestimating this thing's budget. The writer and art director were probably the same individual. He didn't make the pies be replaced with cakes in the image for financial reasons, and didn't change the text to avoid sacrificing his artistic vision.

>>12674284
I heard he shot himself in a fit of despair at the end of a drinking binge.

>>12674289

And that's terrible.

>>12674317
Indeed it is.

>>12673723
Those are cakes, they are pakes.

God Fucking Damn it, Lex, you're the richest man in metropolis. Just buy the fucking cakes/pies. Why would you steal something that is effectively free to you? Buy the whole fucking bakery.

>>12678308
it is because he is a villain. Also, if he went spending his money on things, he might become less rich.

>>12678308
Because that would be boring. That's why.

>>12680357
Villains do terrible things. Lex is a villain. Therefore he must steal forty cakes because that's terrible.

This is the best thread ever, I've had a crap day, I'm worried my dog is going to be put down, have a ton of shit to deal with.
And this thread has me giggling like a bitch.
Never change /tg/, never change.

ex Paladin tried to send a "bomb" through a gate to Sigil (think portable hole in a bag of holding but on a larger scale.) by doing this he would separate the realms from the gods thus "freeing" them from their tyranny

Listen up, you pathetic twats!

Clearly, these are the legendary piecakes of renown, a hallowed confection forged by baking a pie with a cake inside it, and Lex wishes to acquire them in order to reverse-engineer this advance in pastry technology for his own chain of LexCorp-brand patisseries!

This entire thread is same person.

Fuck everyone and their shitty cake pies with fuck in them I don't even