In the ruthless city of New Jerusalem you reclaimed your bounty of stolen Imperial treasure with the aid of the fearless Endman of Futuron, Azimuth of the Ice Men, and the space knight Rom... treasure that has earned you an illegal Imperial bounty from the Emperor's nephew, calling for you dead or alive.

Set upon by bounty hunters on your way off-planet, you rescued the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police from certain death. In turn, you discovered that few, if any Space Police in the sector have not been swept up into the Imperial scion's conspiracy.

Now, in this hidden asteroid base you prepare to undergo the cybernetic replacing of your hand - vaporized by a burner during the battle to retake your treasure.

A hook will serve as a deadly weapon, and firmly cement your status as an outlaw beyond the fringe, though any vestige of humanity is lost with the placement of such a crude device.

Endman is ever-willing to speak his mind:

"We cannot tarry here, Spaceman. The Emperor's nephew will be scouring this region for you."

rolled 10 = 10

>>8827747
Spaceman should go with the cybernetic hand instead of the hook

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>8827772

Make hook related pun.

>>8827772
He's right. We got a map of space or something we can look at, find a place to hide?

rolled 7 = 7

hmmm... im actually thinking the robot hand

>>8827792
A map, huh...

Hang on a minute.

Robo hand

Dual wield laser pistols

hand not hook

rolled 8 = 8

>>8827777

Ask Officer Clarke for her opinion.

No laser hook?

Just get a normal hand then.

Trade up for an orange transparent chainsaw.

rolled 2 = 2

Hook, hook, a thousand times hook.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8827777
Get a hand.

"The Emperor's nephew is on Regis Major..."

rolled 3 = 3

>>8827923

EXTERMINATUS REGIS MAJOR

>>8827923
Hmmm. Is that red dot where we are? If not, what is it?

Fire this shit up. The Emperor's reach is long, we may need to risk Blacktrons to escape it.


Head for that system in Blacktron space.

ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW FOR A HAND!

With your glove on you can't even tell it's not real.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8828002

Does it have superstrength, good for deus ex machinas?

rolled 12 = 12

>>8828002
Oh thank god. I'm all for avoiding the hell out of the emprah's space.

>>8828038
WE DO NOW.

PROBABLY.

>>8828038
>>8828042
Oooh, double critical.

Anyway what do we know about blacktrons?

>>8827942
The red dot is indeed the asteroid base. Speaking of which...


Your only currency is your cask of treasure, and for this hospitality you've already bartered away two gems that could buy continents. If there's anything else you'd like to get out of the proprietors...

you fool, blacktron space is tantamount to suicide? this lego collection runs back to futuron- that means it will be the ultimate badass all-black uniform blacktrons, the most evil villains in the history of the space lego brand!

>>8828074
Do they have an orange transparent chainsaw?

I would also settle for a light saber.

If neither, then I think we should hurry and get the fuck out of Emperor's space.

rolled 5 = 5

Can we get links to the archives of the last threads? I missed the last bit of part 3.

>>8828084
I know, goddamnit, but we have NO CHOICE!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8828074

A third, cybernetic arm. With attached OTS/burner.

Blacktrons!

Cruel masters of shadow and stealth technology!

They wage ceaseless war against the Empire and all other dominions of Man! Fierce and enigmatic, they are known only to their victims!

>>8828180
Oh. Well that sounds kind of bad. What's in the opposite direction? Going farther right in the map.

Yes, but imagine the GLORY! The RICHES! The WOMEN!

To be the only man ever to survive Blacktron space? We'd be ROLLING in Space Bitches.

Previous threads:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646

>>8828180
then they are the perfect allies... lets head into blacktron spacve! no one would follow us there

>>8828180
Only known to their enemies? We have nothing to fear, then. Paint a sign on out ship saying "We cool."

rolled 9 = 9

>>8828180

They may be GRIMDARK, but they like money as much as the rest of us. Use the treasure to bribe your way through Blacktron space and barter for their services in taking the Emperor's scion down like a motherfucker.

>>8828278
We only have so much treasure you know, and I imagine the Blacktron would prefer to take what they want rather than bargain.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8828074

Discuss options with Clarke and Endman.

barter or bribe for any sort of ship enhancing stealth technology.

We'll go in low, under the radar. Try and piggyback an asteroid or something to mask our Sublight Drives.

Or any kind of engine enhancers. If we DO meet blacktrons we need to be able to out run them.

>>8828325
forgot my roll

rolled 6 = 6

>>8828334
>>8828334
son of a bitch...

>>8828213

Oasis!

A brutal world, teeming with fierce life! Men ply riches from the planet while facing the constant menace of claw and fang!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8828350
Hell, between Blacktrons and Primitives I'll take primitives any day.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8828350

FUCKING SAWFISH WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THERE

>>8828350
No, I meant outside Empire space. To the right. I kind of had an idea what Oasis was. We could explore unknown worlds!

rolled 1 = 1

evens we go blackspace.

>>8828399
The area of New Jerusalem and Oasis is the fringe of the Empire. "Southwest" of New Jerusalem is the uncharted world you first crashed on.

M-Tron space is said to be somewhere in the direction you are asking about.

>>8828427
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN.

>>8828447
Well I vote we explore there. We're wanted in Empire space and Blacktrons don't seem very inviting. Still get glory for exploran.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828350
We may be a peerless adventurer of unusual valor, but for all our courage, we are woefully underequipped to deal with either the scurilous Blacktrons nor the Empire and its elite forces.

We must bolster our current wealth, build up our arsenal and our retinue and only then can we make our aims succesful.

To Oasis!

Officer Clarke reminds you that if you aren't going to help her overthrow the Emperor's nephew she's going to leave and do it on her own.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8828350

Tame that dragon. Fit it with cybernetics that allow it to breathe in space. ADVENTURE ENSUES

rolled 6 = 6

>>8828507
Well, then.

I say we buy some Blacktron technology, then head out to do some JUSTICE.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828507
Roll for persuasion.

"Officer Clarke, you are but one woman against an army of thousands! You cannot hope to assassinate the Emperor's nephew alone!"

>>8828507
Oh yeah. Well we're going to need some backup for that.

We could spark a rebellion on Oasis, try to get the Blacktrons to cause some shit or explore for possible new allies.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8828507
"but clarke, we need far more resources and manpower. if we ever hope to defeat the nephew we will need to build up our arsenal."

rolled 8 = 8

>>8828507
We may find valuable allies on Oasis. We're not going to overthrow him with our current crew.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8828535

>"Officer Clarke, you are but one woman against an army of thousands! You cannot hope to assassinate the Emperor's nephew alone!"

"Come with me. We'll need allies and once we've amassed a fighting force to challenge even the Imperium we will thrown down the emperor's evil nephew."

Your current vehicle inventory consists of Hodge's Viper (and its antimatter warhead) and Clarke's own vessel.

>>8828578
Try to take Clarke's vehicle into Blacktron space and it'll get shot out of the sky before you can say "Adventure".

rolled 3 = 3

>>8828578
Time to cannibalize the ships to make a bigger ship!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8828607

This, with a better roll.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8828607
>>8828607
Fuck yes!

Priorities:
Speed
Maneuverability
Stealth
Reiliability

>>8828607
This base doesn't have the equipment to do that.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828578
We should stick with Hodge's ship.

>>8828626
Would our ever so useful robot buddy have it?

rolled 2 = 2

>>8828626
In that case stock up on supplies and fuel, explosives if they got 'em, then pile into the ships and head for Oasis.

Clarke in her little stub fighter and Endman in our ship with us.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8828578
hide clarke's ship on oasis, adventure in hodge's

rolled 2 = 2

Consult the transcoder to find Oasis' best exports and ask the locals if they have any equipment that would be useful for obtaining said exports.

rolled 5 = 5

Does this place have an extra ship, for Endman?

rolled 10 = 10

Well then. time to get some supplies (ammo, weapons, armor?) and go to Oasis. It is a better tactical location for a strike to the Emperors Nephew than out in the middle of space, and we can possibly get some backup there too.

rolled 11 = 11

Also, how bulky is the treasure? Is it, like, in big crates? Because if so I vote we stash it on an asteroid somewhere except for some easy to carry gems/bars. Then we load up on weapons and ammo and hit Oasis. Us in Hodge's ship with Clarke as wingman.

>>8828650
Unfortunately no.

And speaking of Bennie... he informs you that the mysterious circuit you tripped in New Jerusalem has not come back on-line yet.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8828717
Ask him if you can look him over for it. We need to find out what happened.

The cask is large enough that two of you must carry it (though Bennie can carry it by himself).

As for your ships...

The Viper can carry three humans, or two humans and Bennie.

Clarke's ship can carry two people (in cramped quarters) in the flight compartment, and if need be one more in cryostorage in the prisoner compartment.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8828759
See if we can use our bargaining power to score an extra ship for Endman to use. A good one.

rolled 8 = 8

Hold on now, we have an inside woman, we must ask her what the Emperors nephew has at his disposal. That way we can plan to counter it.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828759
Who are the best pilots out of Us, Clarke, and Endman?

Who is the best in a firefight?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8828759

>>Clarke's ship can carry two people (in cramped quarters)

Ride with Clarke to Oasis. Endman and Benny can follow in the Viper.

>>8828755

You can't seem to find the cause...

rolled 11 = 11

>>8828759
Oh, you know how this has to go down. Persuade Clark to take her ship with her, and let Endman and Bennie take the Viper. And we need to get to Oasis, double-quick.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8828795

This guy has the right idea.

>>8828816
This guy rolled it better.
>>8828810

>>8828793
>Who are the best pilots out of Us, Clarke, and Endman?
Endman professes that he is better at fighting that flying. Clarke, like all of the fearsome Space Police, is an ace pilot. You... you are Spaceman!


>Who is the best in a firefight?
Emperor knows who would win in a fight between the three of you.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8828835
Alright, well. Much as we'd love to go with Clarke, there's no telling what we'll run into between here and Oasis. Endman can go with Clarke, he's a bro and won't make any moves on her. We'll take Bennie in the Viper.

"Any reason you and Endman can't fly out of here the same way we flew in?"

rolled 1 = 1

>>8828847
Agreed. We need the best pilots in the ships. But I'd say Us and Endman in the stub fighter and Clarke in the Hodges.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8828870
"Well, I figure if we're all on the same team, we need to all get to know each other!"

>>8828900
Sweet victory. That space ass is as good as ours.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8828870

You may be pretty, but papa Spaceman told me not to trust pretty girls. You're still Space Police - Endman will make sure you're not setting us up for a trap. If you're really on our side you've got nothing to worry about!

>>8828900

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828942
"Suit up lads. We're moving out."

>>8828942
Oh, how I lol'd.

>>8828942
... did it work? They're always fucking smiling, I'm so confused.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8828973
That's the joke.

Normally quest threads bore me.

This, however, is BRILLIANT.

FUCKING BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!

So who's snapping down where?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8829026
Endman and Clarke in the police fighter with Clarke piloting, Us and Benny in the Hodges.

>>8829010
So right. And it's not just a good thread for the pictures, either; the writing is amazing. It's the slightly cheesy plots and names of the Lego brought to life.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8829045
This, fuck it, we'll hit on her some other time. Just make sure Endman knows we called that shit.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8829026
Police Plane:
Clakre
Spaceman

Viper:
Endman
Benny

rolled 6 = 6

>>8829026
Us and the space cop.

Trust me on this one.

>>8829091
He rolled higher. Take this. TAKE THIS.

>>8829062

>slightly cheesy

I think you mean FANTASTICALLY CHEESY! FUCK YEAH!

...pulp is awesome, and Lego's weird pseudo-friendly take on it is also awesome. Thank god some crazy Danes decided to bring it to children of the 80s and 90s.

"You're needed elsewhere, Spaceman."

rolled 12 = 12

>>8829141

Stop using up the image limit dammit.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8829173
"No, I'm not. I can ride with you."
Charisma GO!!!

>>8829141
Could I ask you to turn the avatars off so we don't hit the image limit in this thread?

>>8829176

Normally I'd post innocent.jpg or trollface.jpg, but in this thread you have a point.

>>8829173
Well put Benny in with her and let's go to Oasis.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8829173
Well, alright. Best not press the issue and lose our gentlemanly charm.

>>8829250

"See you on the other side."

rolled 8 = 8

>>8829250
Do a backflip.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8829302

Into the Viper!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8829312
Naked!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8829250

That's a coy smile, right there. You're so in.

rolled 1 = 1

Well fuck. Time to start up the ship and do some piloting.

Any plans besides "Land and conquer?"

>>8829250
Oh, yeah. You see her? That shit's ours.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8829349

"Look good while doing it"

rolled 7 = 7

>>8829345
Maybe if we assumed the captains chair and powered up the engines it would work better.

Also we are going to need benny, the loot, and extra weapons on the ship.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8829349
Do so stealthily. We'll land, infiltrate and try to get some back up.

>>8829349

Orbital scan if possible, atmospheric search pattern if not.

Looking for:

1. Anything suspicious... ...ly awesome!
2. TREASURE
3. HOODLUMS, either to avoid cunningly or to TROUNCE depending on our mood.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8829366
>>8829374
Double crit, cool.

>>8829369
Bennie, the ultracannon, your burner and transcoder are all safely tucked into the Viper.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8829396
Did we get the jetpack from that bounty hunter back on NJ?

Oh, we have oxygen tanks right? Our last one...

Using your well-honed cunning, you slip past Imperial patrols, pirates, and worse and touch down on Oasis' damp soil. The humid air causes your suits' recyclers to kick into high gear.

>>8829366
Oh he flies threw space with the greatest of ease,
The daring young Futuron and his unmatched expertise;
His actions are graceful, all girls he does please.
Do not worry, he will save the day~

>>8829510
>>8829477
You have both the bounty hunter's rocket pack and a new set of oxygen recycling tanks.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8829552
Dismounting Time

rolled 10 = 10

>>8829552
Alright. Try to find nearest local civilisation.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8829552
Scan the surrounding area for anything of value. Any settled areas or high technology we can use.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8829575
Seconded.

Do we have anything that we can use to make us more inconspicuous? Civilian clothing or cloaks that we could throw over our combat gear?

>>8829575
Your transcoder detects a large amount of technological emissions to the west. Probably a mining colony...

>>8829602

Roll it.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8829645
"All right people, let's move out. Stay alert but don't fire unless fired upon. I don't wanna start a feud by frying someone's uncle Jimmy."

rolled 4 = 4

>>8829664
Rollan for disguisan.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8829602
Rolling

rolled 2 = 2

>>8829645
Ask Officer Clarke if the Emperors Nephew (wtf is his name anyway?) has any supporters or detractors on this planet. It will let us map out who to attack and who to try and get help from.

We should have done that before coming but whatever.

High Lord Bryston Spruesworth the Third, Heir to Pennymarshal Estates and sovereign of Regis Major!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8829773
Oh, a pretty boy, is he.

We'll show him a real man.

Not just a real man, a SPACEman.

rolled 10 = 10

We should try to get Clarke to dress up in something skimpy and try to seduce him.

"I don't know anything about this place- I've never been this far out on the Fringe before."

"As for disguises... I have these."

rolled 3 = 3

>>8829825
Wear both. Yourself.

>>8829825
Well I didn't know she was into that kind of thing.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8829825
Does our tricorder have any useful information about the geopolitical situation of the planet?

>>8829856
Nothing you don't already know.

Miners, wildlife.

Speaking of which, roll a d12, please.

>>8829825
DEAR GOD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE HEADS OF THOSE MEN

rolled 10 = 10

Are the Space Police aligned with the Emperor?

And do we know where Lord Spruceworth's loyalties lie?

Until we know the lay of the land we should move in on foot incognito and try and integrate ourselves with the indigenous populations. It's often easier to pick up rumors closer to the ground. We can present ourselves to his court later if we find it expedient.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8829871
Oh snaps, rollan.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8829871

rolled 2 = 2

>>8829871
KA-ROLL

rolled 11 = 11

>>8829871
In the spirit of ADVENTURE, may our dice roll true!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8829871

>>8829891
I'm telling you, guys, it works.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8829917
G-God damn it, you're right.

*boom*

*boom* 

 

*boom*   

rolled 8 = 8

>>8830000
Endman stop!!!

SKRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

rolled 8 = 8

>>8829984
>>8830000
>>8830013
>>8830024

Don't look now, but I think we may be having a random encounter.

>>8830013
>>8830000
>>8829984
Where the hell did Endman get a delicious beverage?

Does that cryostasis pod have a minifridge or something?

rolled 9 = 9

>>8830013

It's that fucking dragon! Burners free!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8830024
throw benny at dragon, we want it alive.

>>8830024
Jump onto dragons neck, wrestle into ground. rollin

rolled 9 = 9

>>8830024
Time to test the new hand. Grapple that sonuvabitch.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8830062
whoops, heres roll

rolled 8 = 8

>>8830024

Get it's attention and have Benny Secretly get the heavy guns out of the ship.

It may want to talk, it may want to eat us. But either way we got to be prepared.

rolled 4 = 4

beastride that dragon into submission!

rolled 6 = 6

stand perfectly still... they see by movement...

rolled 6 = 6

>>8830133

Naw, you're thinking of hookers.

The beast lets loose with searing beams of heat from its eyes, matching your burners in their intensity!

Roll a d12 for yourself and Clarke, and two for Endman.

rolled 9, 8, 9 = 26

>>8830195
Rollan.

rolled 10, 8, 2, 11 = 31

>>8830195
In the name of the spirit of ADVENTURE, we shall not fail!

>>8830219
Whoops, forgot one. But 9, 8, 9 10 as the first 4.

Oh, yes. OH YES.

rolled 6 = 6

rollin for robot to do something useful

rolled 1, 9, 12, 1 = 23

>>8830195
>>8830195
Go for they eyes Benny!

rolled 2, 6, 2, 5 = 15

in order

rolled 4, 2, 6, 5 = 17

>>8830242
rollin to help

>>8830195
CROIKEY! HE LOOKS A BIT STROPPY!

>>8830214
>>8830219
You blast away, sending charge after charge into the monster, but it matches your every attack!

Suddenly, Endman snaps a charge directly into the beast's sight, and bores a hole through its skull!

>>8830280
I knew we could count on you, Endman!

rolled 1, 9, 5, 4 = 19

>>8830280
Endmans a boss!

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"No beast shall ever best a man of Futuron!"

>>8830324
When we get the chance, we should get that thing stuffed and mounted.

>>8830324
>>8830280
Endman is beyond cool. And we just... MET THIS GUY. On the street.

I'm in love. Forget Officer Buzzkill.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8830333
When we get the chance we should turn that thing into a cyborg.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8830324

Construct shelter from dead beast.

>>8830353
Why do you think I gave that fanservice at the beginning of this thread :P

rolled 10 = 10

I believe it is time to carry the carcass of the dead beast into the mining camp. That way we can impress the locals.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8830387
rolling for more tasteful nudity

>>8830407
Denied!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8830407
Damn It Matt!!!

>>8830407
im actually going to cry......

>>8830411
yeah yeah...

>>8830416
screw you ryan

rolled 3 = 3

>>8830407
God fucking dammit. How about tasteless?

Conveniently enough, Clarke has a hoversled in her ship.

>>8830466
We shall bring the beast to town and flaunt our glory and power, in search of equipment.

High-five Endman.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8830466

Ride hoversled like a mechanical bull.

Give Bennie the laser cannon and have him keep the ships safe from any more dragons.

What are you bringing with you?

rolled 5 = 5

Check our computer to see if there's any data on the thing we just killed, and if any parts of it are useful or valuable.

>>8830466
Make Bennie carry the ultracannon with us. It might come in handy.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8830496
Clarke, Endman, and Spaceman. Also we will bring all weapons except the cannon which benny will use in guarding the ships, also equip the jetpack on Clarke.

Is Bennie coming or staying?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8830524

Leave him, someone has to watch the ships.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8830524
staying

>>8830508
On top of this, set the ships to autopilot into low orbit. We don't want them getting slagged by dragons while we're away.

>>8830521
But we are Spaceman, if anyone should be flying it is us!

The three of you set off, leaving Bennie with the ultracannon to ward off threats to the ships.

Your destination is murky, the land between unknown and teeming with monsters. An illegal bounty still lies on your head, drawing anyone with the care to kill you.

Among this you have forged a crew and pressed onward, to adventure and glory!

GOODNIGHT, /TG/!

>>8830606
Oh snaps, Clarke is eyeing Endman.

>>8830613
Once again, a great thread, OP.

>>8830632
Plus, he DID ride with her instead of us...Hm...

rolled 5 = 5

>>8830638
thank you op. :)

>>8830632

While Spaceman cops a face full of dragon ass.

>>8830647
He is also totally showing us up in combat with twin burner style

Oh god, all this paranoia

She's not looking at Endman, she's looking at the camera!

>>8830702
SHE'S BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL OH GOD

rolled 8 = 8

>>8830702
exactly, geesh, what's with all the othello going on in here?

Do we even know what our skills are?

Or did I miss that part?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8830712

Hey man, we worked long and hard to get into Clarke's pants, diving to save her from Burner shots and all.

>>8830739
We don't have a list of what exactly we can do, but from what we've gathered:

Weapon: Burner
Weapons: Throwing
Use Device: Transcoder
Piloting
Persuasion
Survival
Adventuring
Athletics
Robotics

>>8830893
Oh, and given that we could still fight on as bravely and capably as any good, just warrior of Futuron despite having our hand shot off, I'd say we have some kind of Feel No Pain feat, while Endman was the Dual Burners feat.

>Skills in Lego Quest

>>8830944
Skill in the traditional usage, not gamer usage.

I.E.: "What does a Spaceman do?"

>>8831009
Oh.

...

Well in that case, have some tasteful nudity.

OP, I love you so much I made you this.

>>8831168
AWESOME

...But it's Snarklemas.

>>8831133
...

>>8831239
But seriously, great thread.

>>8831222
There you go. Sorry, barely conscious.

>>8831257
FUCKIN SAVED

bumping for the morning crowd

Bump for the afternoon crowd