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You are a dark cultist of Slaanesh Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:19 No.9345384

Previous escapades for the memory impaired: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9282640/

You are a terrible dark imperial guardsm-cultist of Slaanesh, prince of pleasure and general BEING AWESOME.

After oversleeping the heretical uprising, you find yourself doing the bidding of a group of the most exalted servants of Chaos - a band of Chaos Space Marines. They want you to flip a switch or something similarly yawnworthy.

You did get to make someone eat their own head though. You are really quite pleased with yourself.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:20 No.9345400 >FLIP ROGUE CARD

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:21 No.9345417
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Your inventory stands as follows:

You are wearing your >cultist robes
You are wielding the fearsome Arm of Treachery
You are wielding the DOUBLE LASGUN, which you have cleverly constructed from the weapons of your fallen enemies.
You have a small stash of highly dangerous DRUGS, including 2x poor quality adrenachrome, and 1x spleendrix, which you just harvested from your fallen enemies

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:22 No.9345430 File1271902947.jpg-(35 KB, 300x375, cultistcard.jpg) >>9345400 You Flip your Scoundrel Card. Your Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll meters are partially full.

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:23 No.9345460
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>>9345430

You stand in a narrow corridor. There are >signs of fighting here. There is a >coffee machine. There is a >headless corpse.

There are Exits to the West and East.

>Inventory
>Inspect
>Aggress
>Wheel of Heresy
>Flip Scoundrel Card
>Exit (East, West)
>Prevaricate

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:25 No.9345492 Our Drugs meter is too low. Mix our drugs with the contents of the coffee pot, drink.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:25 No.9345500 File1271903139.jpg-(91 KB, 1072x821, slaneesh_assault_rifle.jpg) weapon of choice

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:26 No.9345512 >>9345492 I concur. No sense in going into battle unless we're properly fortified.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:26 No.9345516 File1271903190.jpg-(14 KB, 400x300, 1269465181642.jpg) FUCK YEAH CULTIST QUEST

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:27 No.9345526 Are we still wearing our flesh mask?

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:28 No.9345544 rolled 6 = 6 Administer 1x poor quality adrenachrome to self.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:29 No.9345583 File1271903378.jpg-(32 KB, 400x400, drugsmix.jpg) >>9345492 You have 2x low quality adrenachrome and 1x spleendrix Which would you like to drink/mix?

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:29 No.9345586 File1271903382.jpg-(4 KB, 95x126, zFleshmask.jpg) >>9345526 reattach flesh mask

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:30 No.9345603 No, remove itchy flesh mask it makes us look stupid. Instead, mix the poor quality adrenachrome into the pot. No sense in overdoing it. Wait. FUCK THAT TAKE THEM ALL.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:30 No.9345609 >>9345460 can we go back and take the knife in the other room?

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:32 No.9345645 >>9345583 mix 'em all together in a guardsman's skull and then drink the filthy slurry that results

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:32 No.9345647 File1271903550.jpg-(82 KB, 450x582, inventory2.jpg) >>9345603 >>9345586 You pick up the >Flesh Mask and stow it in your >inventory

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:35 No.9345706 Is there anyway we could inject them adrenachrome directly into our eyeballs?

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:37 No.9345730 >>9345645 >>9345603 These

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:38 No.9345758 File1271903918.jpg-(81 KB, 400x800, takedrugs.jpg) >>9345645 >>9345603 You mix the >drugs cocktail in the >ripped off top skull It takes like blood and candy. Your Drugs meter rises!

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:39 No.9345776 FUCK YES. NOW CHARGE INTO THE NEXT ROOM. WE NEED TO ACTIVATE A TELEPORTATION BEACON OR WHATEVER.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:39 No.9345777 >Prevaricate, then exit towards the tower where the beacon is/needs to be.

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:39 No.9345783
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>>9345758

Strangely, you don't seem to feel very much effect. Maybe it's a side effect of being a servant of Slaanesh, or just the black market, low quality of the drugs.

>Inventory
>Inspect
>Aggress
>Wheel of Heresy
>Flip Scoundrel Card
>Exit (East, West)
>Prevaricate

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:40 No.9345800 File1271904043.jpg-(32 KB, 500x329, 1262753362927.jpg) >>9345758

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:41 No.9345823 >>9345783 >Exit west

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:42 No.9345837
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>>9345777
>>9345776

You prevaricate momentarily, then Exit West

You are standing on a wide balcony, lined with many >defaced Statues. There is a >staircase accessible by a door a little ways down. There are >signs of fighting here.

The room below you is not immediately visible, but you take a moment to flatten yourself against the wall. You can hear >gruff conversation below!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:44 No.9345893 >Listen to conversation

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:45 No.9345908 >>9345837 take a look by the staircase

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:46 No.9345910 >>9345837 >Inspect source of voices

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:46 No.9345923 >>9345837 >>9345893 >>9345908 Pleasure yourself while listening. There's no sense wasting an opportunity like this.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:47 No.9345938 >>9345837 >listen in on conversation and identify speakers I bet its our Khorny brother.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:48 No.9345956 >>9345923 Indeed, use the ARM OF TREACHERY to do so

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:49 No.9345974
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>>9345893
>>9345910

You take a moment to listen in on the conversation. You can sense that it's coming from several >unidentified figures below you.

"... and by the iron will of my faith I will purge your filthy kind from the cosmos. I will never give up. I will never give in.

You see, Heresy exudes a particular stink. A kind of rank odor. And I can smell it for miles. You should have known better than to misjudge the Nose of Righteousness, heretic witch!"

You have no idea what that's all about.

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:51 No.9345991 try and sneak down for a better look at what's going on.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:51 No.9346002 >>9345974 >Take a sneaky peak

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:53 No.9346031 File1271904828.jpg-(32 KB, 300x384, fapskill.jpg) >>9345956 >>9345923

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:54 No.9346043 >>9345974 >Equip flesh mask >Decend staircase >Bluff: Claim to be just another guardsman >Charm our way past

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:55 No.9346050 >>9345991 >>9346002 Roll the wheel of heresy while sneaking a peek, and consider ways to fill that rock and roll meter. Perhaps play a riff on the arm of treachery?

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)22:57 No.9346088
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You peer over the side!

--Cutscene--

A dramatic scene lays before your eyes. There are numerous >signs of fighting here. It looks like the majority of the cultist uprising has been wiped out!

Below is ol' nosey himself, the dreaded Commissar Steelshanks, accompanied by two Imperial Guardsman.

Also below is >Maya, a Female Cultist, and that chick who totally bunked two bunks up from you. She is nubile and almost prostrate. You have a great view of her tits.

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:59 No.9346116 >>9346088 >drink in the view of her tits for a moment

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:59 No.9346120 >>9346088 Piss on Steelshanks. The drugs in our urine should incapacitate him.

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)22:59 No.9346125 A WOMAN. SHE MIGHT WANT TO TOUCH OUR PENIS.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:59 No.9346126 >>9346088 throw semen on Commissar's hat.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:59 No.9346133 >>9346088 Shit we need to rescue Maya! Then rape her!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:00 No.9346141 File1271905214.jpg-(656 KB, 750x1000, z_spy.jpg) >>9346043 you forgot >disable sentries

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:00 No.9346151 HEY, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS. THE EMPEROR LICKS WANGS! then pee over the edge.

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:00 No.9346152
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>>9346088

---Cutscene---

"Your filthy ilk has no chance here, heretic witch! Hopefully the Emperor's Most Holy Bolt will excise the corruption from your brain!"

Commissar Steelshanks mutters a few liturgies under his breath. Maya resigns herself in submission. It's kind of hot.

Commissar Steelshanks begins to cast >Summary Execute!

---End Cutscene--

>Inventory
>Inspect
>Aggress
>Wheel of Heresy
>Flip Scoundrel Card
>Exit (Southast, Staircase)
>Prevaricate

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:01 No.9346159 Can we simultaneously use our soporific musk and fire our double lasgun at the same time?

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:01 No.9346173 >>9346152 AGRESS AGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESS AGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESSAGRESS IF WE SAVE HER SHE MIGHT TOUCH OUR PENIS.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:02 No.9346186 >>9346173 fuck that, WHEEL OF HERESY we can always rape her corpse later

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:02 No.9346196 >>9346152 can use double lasgun?

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:02 No.9346202 >>9346186 You're right! Soporific musk the commissar, have commissar do his thing at guardsmen.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:03 No.9346205 Soprefic mask. Expend porno. Take over Guardsman shoot steelshanks in the bank and start wrestling other one. Orders against other guardsman? Bite off his penis. Just as planned.

>>	Nezu 04/21/10(Wed)23:03 No.9346206 >>9346152 AGGRESS. AGGRESS LIKE A DARK WIND UPON WHICH BEARS THE NOTES OF SWEET DEATH. JUMP AND SHOOT. HOPEFULLY NOT HER.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:03 No.9346207 Vomit over edge onto Steelshanks' head, distracting him

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:03 No.9346218 >>9346202 No, take over a guardy. The Commissar might have an Iron Will. Lasfire > Iron Musk < Iron

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:04 No.9346225 >>9346088 push the statue over the rail(on top of the Commissar)

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:04 No.9346230 File1271905468.jpg-(28 KB, 400x400, tits.jpg) >>9346116 >>9346125 >>9346133 >>9346126 >>9346152 SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! ALL HELL WILL COME AGAINST YOU BUT YOU MUST NOT LET THOSE BEAUTIFUL MAMMARIES BE DAMAGED!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:04 No.9346231 >>9346207 >>9346120 >>9346126 All of these, AT THE SAME TIME

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:05 No.9346241 >>9346152 AGGRESS Unless we have finished fapping and thereby have a blast a semen prepared, in which case aim it onto the commissar's face and fire.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:05 No.9346242 File1271905515.jpg-(25 KB, 400x400, choose.jpg) >>9346159 You only have time to utilize (1) attack right now

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:05 No.9346244 >>9346230 AGGRESS WITH DOUBLE LASGUN AND SOPORIFIC MUSK. TITS FOR THE TIT GOD!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:05 No.9346246 sniper shoot the commisar

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346252 >>9346242 DOUBLE LASGUN THEN YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346257 >>9346225 We have negative brawn man. I don't think we could push a large bowl of custard across a table.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346258 SEAMEN IN STEELSHANKS FACE!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346267 >>9346252 lol u mad?

Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346269

Commisar is Commisar. Guardsman are weaker and have a straight shot to the back of his head.

In fact lets make this fun. Spore a guardsman, order him to eat Steelshanks heart. The results should be hilarious and we can shoot the other guardsman while he's distracted.

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:06 No.9346270 >>9346242 I vote take over a guardsman and have him shoot the commissar

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346274 >>9346269 This.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346280 SHOOT THE COMMISAR!

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346281 Use the musk on the guardsman so he'll turn against them out of sheer overpowering Slaaneshii love.

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346287 >>9346270 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT. WE DONT KNOW HOW LONG THE FAG MUSK TAKES TO WORK. WE MUST AGGRESS.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346291 >>9346270 >>9346269 By the time we cast our spell and give orders, the commissar will have finished casting EXECUTE. We must personally aggress immediately, then control one of the guardsmen after we've drawn their attention.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:07 No.9346292 >>9346269 I 3rd this inb4 the guardsman can't find a heart

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:08 No.9346298 >>9346287 FUCK YOU ALPHARIUS, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:08 No.9346303 >>9346269 4th this

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:08 No.9346312 >>9346269 YES

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:08 No.9346320 >>9346291 >By the time we cast our spell and give orders, the commissar will have finished casting EXECUTE. This only means the female cultist will have another hole for us to rape.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:09 No.9346330 File1271905795.gif-(656 KB, 225x180, 1269247334050.gif) Sipe commisar, save girl

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:09 No.9346332 >>9346298 YOU DON'T KNOW A BOLTER FROM YOUR ASSHOLE. PROTIP: THE ASSHOLE IS THE ONE YOU GET FUCKED IN.

Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:10 No.9346334

>>9346320
She's a Tzeenchi cultist. She can handle get herself out of this through a convulted series of events herself.

In fact we may already be a part of her plot, but that's okay she has tits. Wouldn't be the first relationship where tits controlled a man.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:11 No.9346360 Control Guardsman, command gay erotica, rescue heretits while Commissar faps/executes them!

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:11 No.9346363 File1271905893.jpg-(79 KB, 400x533, vomit.jpg) >>9346258 >>9346241 >>9346120 Unable to decide what to do, the stress is overwhelming. You spatter the Commissar with >semen and >rainbow drug vomit! The Commissar is Ambushed!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:11 No.9346368 >>9346312 >>9346303 >>9346292 >>9346274 >>9346269 These

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:12 No.9346377 >>9346363 Thats works too...

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:12 No.9346378 >>9346363 NOW WE MUSK THE GUARDSMEN.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:12 No.9346380 >>9346363 That's at least four different kinds of heresy. We'd better ready our double lasgun.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:12 No.9346382 >>9346363 Excellent! Now use our musk on the guardsmen!

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:12 No.9346385 Guardsman! Shoot the new attacker! Avenge the Commissar!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:13 No.9346391 I vote for throwing semen on the Commissar. They are sticklers for propriety. Would piss him off like no other.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:13 No.9346395 >>9346242 Lasgun the Commissar. I've heard if you damage a Commissar's hat, they go berserk and kill all the loyal guardsmen around them. It's totally true, it's in the Chaos field manual, under the section of Tzeentch.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:13 No.9346400 >>9346378 >>9346382 Let's get to musking.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:13 No.9346401 COMMAND GUARDSMEN TO GET GAY WITH THE COMMISSAR, AND WALLOW IN THE SEMEN AND THROWUP

Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:14 No.9346421

>>9346363
Fire the lasgun a couple times so we have their full attention. Duck behind cover and use the soporific musk on one of the guards while they continue to fire at us. Have the guard ambush the commissar and other guardsmen while we rain down with the lasgun with the guard as a diversion.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:15 No.9346424 >>9346400 Awww yeah. Get our stank all up in this shiznit.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:15 No.9346426 >>9346152 SOPORIFIC MUSK ON THAT BASTARD

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:15 No.9346448 File1271906144.jpg-(37 KB, 300x339, commissar.jpg) >>9346363 Commissar Steelshanks stops casting >Summary Execute. "Oh, it's you! ....I thought I smelled a rat!"

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:16 No.9346471 >>9346448 HE IS DISTRACTED BY OUR MASCULINE SEXY SMELL. USE SOPORIFIC MUSK ON GUARDSMAN. ORDER SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

>>	Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/21/10(Wed)23:16 No.9346474 >>9346448 Contest that the odor he smells is not a rat, but your manly essence. While using musk.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:17 No.9346479 >>9346448 We are so fucked. Either >Soporific Musk to cause some sort of distraction (again) and/or hope that Little Miss Wytch helps out in some way.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:17 No.9346480 >>9346448 Musk the Guardsmen. We were just fapping, right? Make sure the Commissar has a good view of our Slanneshi-tainted junk. Maybe we can convert him and be bros later.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:17 No.9346491 >>9346448 Oh shit...

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:18 No.9346505 Wave Hi with our penis while getting cover. Spore mask the guardsman. Go go go

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:18 No.9346513 >>9346448 Guardsman! Stop gawking and start shooting heretics! NOW!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:19 No.9346536 >>9346505 This

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:19 No.9346541 >>9346479 this PLUS >>9346269

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:21 No.9346565
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>>9346426
>>9346424

You cast >Soporific Musk! You expend 1 >dirty porno. Your meter is down to 1.

It seems to bend around Commissar Steelshanks because of his high >Iron Will attribute. However, you are able to gain control of >Sergeant Hicks!

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/21/10(Wed)23:21 No.9346584 >>9346565 >USE BULLETS ON COMMISSAR

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:21 No.9346587 >>9346565 FFFFFFF- CORPORAL DENGAL. SHOOT HICKS NOW. THEN SHOOT HERETIC.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:22 No.9346593 >>9346565 Have Sergent Hicks fire at Commissar Steelshanks while he is turned around.

Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:22 No.9346595

With all our "musking", we're seeming more Nurgle than Slaaneshi. What other Chaos God would advocate Vomit and other bodily fluids as weapons?

If we were really Slaaneshi, we'd have shot the Commissar, jumped down, skull fucked one of the Guardsmen while forcing the other Guardman to watch, then skinned the other Guardsman and wore him like a dress.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:22 No.9346602 Man after Sergent Hicks eats himself some Commisar heart we should order him to eat the rest. And not stop until he dies because he blew open his stomach.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:22 No.9346607 >>9346565 SURPRISE BUTTSEX

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:23 No.9346614 >>9346565 >Order Hicks to tackle Steelshanks and rape him

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:23 No.9346617 Have Hicks shoot the commissar in the back

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:23 No.9346620 >>9346565 Command him to shoot the commissar in the nuts. That'll show him.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:23 No.9346627 >>9346602 This sounds delightful.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:23 No.9346628 >>9346565 Hicks wants to fuck a commisar up the ass with a lasgun

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:24 No.9346635 HICKS. AGGRESS AT STEELSHANKS. BAMF SLAANESHI CULTIST AGGRESS AT OTHER GUARDSMAN.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:24 No.9346637 >>9346242 JUMP ON HIS HEAD LIKE FUCKING MARIO.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:24 No.9346642 >>9346565 Excellent. Shout something suitably Slaaneshi, and blast the other guardsman with our las.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:24 No.9346647 >>9346565 Hicks.... Body Slam!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:24 No.9346654 >>9346607 This is a commissar we are talking here. NOTHING surprises them. Let's at least let hicks get a shot off before he's blammed.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:25 No.9346658 >>9346602 Yes, tasy, tasy commissar heart

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:25 No.9346660 >>9346627 We worship excess. Someone eating themselves to death on the corpse of a Commisar is just one of those things.

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/21/10(Wed)23:27 No.9346712 >>9346637 DO THIS ANYWAY AS WELL

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:27 No.9346716 Tell him we're so full of the Emperor's Love, it's spilling out of our mouth, hence the rainbows.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:27 No.9346722 File1271906849.jpg-(76 KB, 400x534, relieveofcommand.jpg) >>9346565 Commissar Steelshanks casts >Relieve of Command! -1 Thrall

>>	Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)23:28 No.9346748 >>9346722 I THINK WE SHOULD CAST >SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN FACE WITH OUR DOUBLE LASGUN GODDAMMIT.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:29 No.9346764 >>9346722 That motherfucker. Fire the double lasgun at his head.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:29 No.9346771 File1271906956.png-(86 KB, 409x189, you have been found wanting.png) >>9346722

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:29 No.9346772 >>9346722 Ah fuck. >>9346748 Seconded.

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:29 No.9346778
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>>9346722

The Commissar grabs >Maya!

"It seems there's still some fight in you cultist maggots yet! We'll see how much fight is left once I get in contact with High Command!"

The Commissar has Exited West!

Two >Unlucky Imperial Guardsman spring forward

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:29 No.9346782 >>9346722 Oh...Oh Gods...

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:30 No.9346787 >>9346722 NOOOOO HICKS!!! Blow Steelshanks' balls off

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:30 No.9346801 No, no! Soporific Musk the other guardsman. Commissar spends time shooting him as well, then we fire. Us vs Him as opposed to Us vs Him + Backup.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:30 No.9346804 >>9346778 Use DOUBLE LASGUN to hit both guardsmen at once.

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/21/10(Wed)23:30 No.9346808 >>9346778 GET REALLY MAD then mario the fuck out of one of them and punch the other with the arm!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346813 >>9346778 WE ARE A DOUBLE HERITIC WE NEED TO DOUBLE LAS THE DOUBLE GUARDSMAN. THIS IS A DOUBLE PLUS GOOD PLAN.

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346815 >>9346778 Guardsman. CHARGE UP THOSE STAIRS. I WANT THAT CULTISTS DICK BAYONETED.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346818 NOT THE TITS NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346819 >>9346778 DOUBLE. LASGUN. EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346825 >>9346778 Mother fucker!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:31 No.9346829 >>9346778 Well now that Tit- erm, Maya's out of the way. DOUBLE LASGUN THOSE FUCKERS AND TAKE COVER!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:32 No.9346831 MARIO JUMP THE FUCK OUTTA THESE FOOLS

Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:32 No.9346834

>>9346778

AND THIS IS WHY YOU IDIOTS SHOULD STOP THINKING "SLAANESH" AND THINK "KHORNE" IN COMBAT SITUATIONS

Fuck, you can't even do Slaaneshi combat right, you're all just herping, derping, and literally circle jerking retarded combat options and getting nothing done.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:32 No.9346838 >>9346565 >Hicks It's game over man, it's game over.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:32 No.9346858 >>9346778 RAPE THEM WITH ALL THE POWER OF SLAANESH

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:34 No.9346890 I LIKE HOW WE DON'T GET ANY ACTIONS OR ANYTHING TO STOP THIS. THAT'S JUST AWESOME. OP, IF YOU WANT TO WRITE FANFICTION YOU DONT HAVE TO BRING US INTO IT.

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:35 No.9346903 Holy shit, I almost missed this today! >>9346778 I'm pretty sure all guardsmen are >Unlucky. I believe we should reassert this through AGRESSive action.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:35 No.9346905 File1271907336.jpg-(86 KB, 500x500, jump1.jpg) >>9346804 >>9346808 BY THE SIX DICKS OF SLAANESH!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:36 No.9346918 >>9346890 Since he's drawing instead of typing his turn around time is longer. Which means he has to commit to a course of action faster. Just shut up and enjoy the ride.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:36 No.9346939 BE AGGRESSIVE B E AGGRESSIVE

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:37 No.9346956 >>9346905 AHHHHHHHHHHH DO A BARREL ROLL AAHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:37 No.9346965 >>9346905 FOR THE TIIIIIIIIITS

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:38 No.9346976 >>9346905 AHHHH MY SPLEEN!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:38 No.9346979 WAAHHHHGGGG

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:39 No.9346990 >>9346815 Welcome the fold we are sure you will love it here.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:40 No.9347014 >>9346890 We were too busy dicking around arguing.

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:41 No.9347036 >>9347014 I dunno about arguing, but there WERE plenty of dicks...

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:42 No.9347043 >>9346990 You don't understand. I want cultist DEAD. D E A D DEAD. DIE DIE DIE

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:42 No.9347056 >>9347036 As expected. I mean, there were 3 times as many dicks as there were people arguing. And 4 times as many if you include people who weren't arguing.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:42 No.9347062 >>9347043 Yet you also want his dick... Step one.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:43 No.9347070 >>9346905 And shoot the third one too...

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:45 No.9347095 File1271907908.jpg-(32 KB, 400x400, jump2.jpg) >>9346831 >>9346808 >>9346637 >>9346905 You >FLYING MARIO one of the Guardsmen! He takes 5 points of damage!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:46 No.9347117 >>9347095 Shot the next guardsman, bonus points if it looks like we're using a fire flower.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:46 No.9347121 >>9347095 Now do a spinning backhand with the >Arm of Treachery.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:46 No.9347122 >>9347095 GLORIOUS

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:46 No.9347123 File1271908007.jpg-(48 KB, 350x333, 1271651258054.jpg) >>9347095

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:47 No.9347130 >>9347117 And hit the third with the hand f treachery.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:47 No.9347132 >>9347095 Do we get a 1up?

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:47 No.9347139 >>9347095 Throne it all! Useless bumfucks! SHOOT HIM!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:47 No.9347143 >>9347117 shoot*

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:47 No.9347147 >>9346905 plz rape them

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:48 No.9347156 >>9347139 up down left right left right a b start select

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/21/10(Wed)23:48 No.9347157 File1271908100.jpg-(35 KB, 400x400, cultistroll.jpg) >>9347095 You follow up with the elusive >Cultist Roll!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:48 No.9347163 >>9347139 Calling people bumfucks... Phase two!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:49 No.9347178 >>9347157 Land Uppercut one and air juggle his corpse with lasgun firing.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:49 No.9347185 RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/21/10(Wed)23:49 No.9347197 >>9347163 SHUT IT. GUARDSMAAAAAAAAAN.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:50 No.9347208 >>9347156 Correction Anon. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:50 No.9347209 >>9347157 I helped! :D NOW RAPE IN THE NAME OF OUR DARK PATRON

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:50 No.9347215 File1271908241.jpg-(61 KB, 1014x784, Awesome.jpg) >>9347095 >>9347157

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:51 No.9347228 >>9347197 SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR HERESY

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:53 No.9347277 >>9347197 why are you talking? you ate your head in the last thread of dark cultist. To come back from eating your head would take some sort of tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>	ELO 04/21/10(Wed)23:54 No.9347304 >>9347277 She was powered by a different kind of genius at the tim- AAALLLLLLWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYSSS

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/21/10(Wed)23:55 No.9347322 File1271908552.jpg-(49 KB, 428x410, wh- I enjoy that.jpg) >>9347095 >>9347157 >my face TREACHEROUS UPPERCUT!

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:56 No.9347333 >>9347277 How do we know it's the same person hell this one isn't our thrall just yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)23:56 No.9347336 >>9347208 I'M SO EMBARRASSED

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/22/10(Thu)00:01 No.9347438 >>9347333 >>9347277 >>9347304 >>9347228 I'm going to kill you all. With explosions. AFTER I kill Cultist that is. HE MUST DIE.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:03 No.9347488 >>9347438 Hey darlin', you sound tense. Wanna grab dinner and head back to my place?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:04 No.9347497 >>9347438 And when you say death you mean the little death?

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:04 No.9347514 File1271909084.jpg-(77 KB, 500x500, thepunisintercourse1.jpg) >>9347157 You land, flipping out your double lasgun. You flash a SMUG GRIN. "LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME...

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:04 No.9347515 >>9347438 No Scythia, you are the heretics. And then Scythia was a hermaphrodite.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347520 File1271909114.jpg-(40 KB, 400x400, thepunchlineisintercourse2.jpg) >>9347514 ...FOR SOME DOUBLE PENETRATION"

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347528 >>9347515 Good End!

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347538 File1271909147.jpg-(119 KB, 500x500, thepunchlineisintercourse.jpg) You fire your >DOUBLE LASGUN! The Guardsmen have been slain!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347541 >>9347520 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347542 >>9347520 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS YOU ARE THE BEST CULTIST EVVVVVEEEERRRRRR

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/22/10(Thu)00:05 No.9347543 >>9347520 YYEAAAAAAH!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:06 No.9347546 >>9347520 That is a Magnificent trollface!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:06 No.9347548 File1271909178.png-(468 KB, 853x480, vlcsnap-143738.png) >>9347520 >>9347514 my heading exploding from the awesomeness that just happened

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:06 No.9347566 >>9347541 >>9347542 >>9347543 YEEAAAAAAAH!!! mind! Charge through door after tits!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:07 No.9347571 >>9347514 >>9347520 >>9347538 BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:07 No.9347573 >>9347538 Now to go find DEM TITTIES!...I mean our fellow cultist and DEM TITTIES!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:07 No.9347577 File1271909245.jpg-(141 KB, 682x545, Chaos_Slaanesh-kiss.jpg) >>9347520 slaanesh is pleased

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:09 No.9347608 >>9347538 Sex the bodies in their new holes while anally stimulating yourself FOR SLAANESH.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:09 No.9347612 >EXIT WEST

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:10 No.9347634 >>9347608 Ya'll niggas gay

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:10 No.9347640 File1271909435.jpg-(55 KB, 500x648, victoly3.jpg) Victory! You get: +2 blasphemy orbs +1 playing card +1 good cigs You have reached level 2!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:11 No.9347657 File1271909474.jpg-(29 KB, 640x480, 1227509986398.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:12 No.9347679 >>9347640 Fuck yes, we can afford another ability on the wheel now!

>>	04/22/10(Thu)00:12 No.9347686 >>9347566 No time for lootan Charge!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:12 No.9347687 >>9347640 Wheel of Heresy

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:13 No.9347698 >>9347640 Cut a cigarette sized hole in our trachea so we can smoke while we smoke. Slaanesh quest people, it's about EXCESS.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:13 No.9347708 >>9347687 What are our options again boss?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347728 >>9347640 Quickly, to the pursuit! We must rescue boo- I mean whatshername!

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347730 File1271909651.jpg-(99 KB, 500x647, inventory3.jpg) >>9347640 You are now a Groveling Supplicant! Your Nimbleness increases by 6! Your Sex Appeal increases by 6!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347738 >>9347640 what were 2 power available? i forget, cant find it in old threads

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347739 >>9347698 Also put two in our nose and some in our ears. Maybe our ass too but the pants are in the way...

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347740 We should accrue the favour of the other dark gods...somehow

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347742 >>9347698 Not being able to talk is not excess it's just a bad idea. We can't make taunting noises or orgasm sounds.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:14 No.9347747 >>9347730 I, for one, am deeply concerned regarding our lack of quiches.

Guardswoman Scythia 04/22/10(Thu)00:15 No.9347754
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>>9347515
>>9347528
>>9347488
>>9347497
Hissssss.

You'll pay for that Cultist! Those loyal men of the Imperium will have their revenge!

I hope that Commissar blows your little friends head off RIGHT when you come into the room Cultist.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:15 No.9347773 >>9347730 I could have sworn that the inventory started with two full rows of slots.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:16 No.9347780 >>9347730 Wheel of Heresy

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:16 No.9347784 File1271909782.jpg-(37 KB, 640x480, Cool.jpg) Holy fucking shit this is awesome. Never change /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:16 No.9347787 >>9347730 >Your Sex Appeal increases by 6! Cue our theme song "I'm too sexy".

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:17 No.9347812 >>9347754 We arn't that easy to get off! It would take him a while to blow our little friend's head off If you know what I mean...

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:17 No.9347816 ATTACH FLESHMASK TO CROTCH

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:17 No.9347817
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>>9347687

You have (4) blasphemy orbs to spend.

There are (3) open TERROR PIPS on the Wheel of Heresy

Left (3 orbs) - Warp Scream - Lets loose a reality distorting screech that harms your enemies and bolsters your friends. 1 dirty porno, 1 playing card

Right (3 orbs)- Distill Essence - Lets you distill Masterful quality drugs from any corpse. Masterful drugs will give you a temporary stat boost. 1 dirty porno, 1 unwholesome contraband.

Down (6 orbs) - ??? (this will give a new ability and unlock a new level in the Wheel of Heresy)

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:18 No.9347840 >>9347754 I wish you'd blow MY head off, oh love.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:19 No.9347850 >>9347817 Warp Scream

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:19 No.9347859 >>9347817 >Distill Essence YES >Choose >Distill Essence

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:19 No.9347864 >>9347817 DRUGS

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:20 No.9347872 >>9347817 I'm going for Warp Scream or suggesting we save the orbs for the next level down.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:20 No.9347879 >>9347817 Using up porno every time we make drugs is a bit of a high cost...(Get it?)

>>	roll d100 Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:20 No.9347881 >>9347817 ???? new tier must be EXTREME excess

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:20 No.9347886 >>9347817 I say we wait and get that DOWN later on.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:20 No.9347887 >>9347817 WARP SCREAM SO WE CAN SCREAM LIKE A GODDAMN ROCKER.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:21 No.9347902 >>9347817 Distill Essence We shall revel in diseased sex

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:21 No.9347920 >>9347881 shit, cant remember how to roll also new tier might upgrade musk, and that shit is worked out really well so far

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:22 No.9347937 >>9347887 That's an interesting idea, we could use the Warp Scream to pump up our rock n roll meter and kick enemies asses at the same time.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:22 No.9347943 GO DOWN LATER ON OR GET WARP SCREAM SO WE CAN SCORE WITH TI-ER MAYA

>>	Alpharius 04/22/10(Thu)00:22 No.9347946 >>9347817 wait for new ability

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:22 No.9347952 Warp Scream so we can BLAM Heads with sound

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:23 No.9347961 File1271910212.jpg-(37 KB, 400x400, ohfuck.jpg) The Voices in Your Head are having quite a heated discussion! You >prevaricate a little

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:23 No.9347962 >>9347937 EXACTLY. WHENEVER WE WARP SCREAM WE MUST ALSO AIR GUITAR.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:24 No.9347985 If the next level is something like Mass Soporific Musk we'd be missing out if we went for these three point abilities now.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348003 Wait for the next level. The next level will be GLORIOUS.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348006 >>9347961 SAVE THE TATAS!!!! worry about new skill later! THE TATAS!!!!!

>>	Alpharius 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348007 >>9347961 what if the new ability lets us make Guardswoman Scythia grow 3 dicks? we need to save for the unknown ability!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348015 >>9347985 Good point. LET US BECOME A COMPLETE DEVOTEE TO SLAANESH

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348019 Fools! Cowards! Level up, so you can see MORE skills. Then you can pick and choose from the best of them.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348020 anyonr gunna archive?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348023 >>9347961 Ask for a first option to three (or some arbitrary number) vote. That usually works in quests from what I've seen.

>>	Captain AdMech guy 04/22/10(Thu)00:25 No.9348025 File1271910358.jpg-(49 KB, 352x480, noise.jpg) WAAAAAARP SCREAM!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:26 No.9348033 We only need 2 orbs for a new row. Lets save or go closer to Tzeench. One or the other.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:26 No.9348038 GO FOR THE TITS, BOO. GO FOR THE TITS!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:27 No.9348053 >>9347961 Distill drugs! Distill drugs! rollin' d100 for drugs

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:27 No.9348066 rolled 67 = 67 >>9348053

>>	Alpharius 04/22/10(Thu)00:29 No.9348097 >>9348033 >>9348019 >>9348015 >>9348007 seem to agree, save for later >>9348006 >>9348003 >>9347985

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:29 No.9348109 >>9347730 We've gotta turn those unwholesome contrabands into drugs.

Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:29 No.9348116
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>>9347961

With all the discussion in your head, you decide it's a good idea to wait until you have more options.

you're just holding out for those glorious tits.

>Inventory
>Inspect
>Aggress
>Wheel of Heresy
>Flip Scoundrel Card
>Exit (West, Stairs)
>Prevaricate

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:29 No.9348119 >>9348033 This this this

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:30 No.9348126 Although it seems ridiculously un-Slaaneshi, LET US SAVE in hope of something ridiculous, like Mass Futanarification or the like.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:30 No.9348128 is anyone gunna archive?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:31 No.9348144 >>9348066 screw your "feels good man" we need to save Tzeentch babe. maybe we can get shit for saving her, mabye Tzeentch stuff. then we can go hybrid or slanesh only. the more time we waste here the better prepared commissar steel shanks is.

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:31 No.9348152 >>9348126 Fund it. >>9348128 Fund it. >>9348116 Yeah, we can activate the skill points near DEM TITTIES to impress the hell out of them! I mean her!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:31 No.9348160 >Exit West

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:31 No.9348161 >>9348116 Tell me more about what the scoundrel card -does- exactly. Well, the obvious solution is: >Pursue Steelshanks

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:31 No.9348168 >>9348116 Inspect the Guardsmen Corpses.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:32 No.9348185 Skullfuck dead guardsmen

>>	Alpharius 04/22/10(Thu)00:32 No.9348186 >>9348168 no time! titties in danger!

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:32 No.9348187 >>9348168 THIS, a million times THIS, we need mo AMMO.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:33 No.9348203 Loot the bodies. Especially for grenades. Proceed west. Huck a corpse in the room first as a scout.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:33 No.9348209 >>9348168 THEN>>9348185

Majestic Space Whale 04/22/10(Thu)00:34 No.9348214

Shoot laser beams from your eyes. You know you can.

You say you can't? Fuck you, yes you can. You can if you believe. The crippled kid thought he'd never get out of his wheel chair, but then he believed, gained the ability to fly and rained death down upon his enemies. The fat kid thought he'd never be but when he believed, he developed a black hole in his stomach, sucking all that fat and devouring the world that mocked him for his quadruple chins. And when the asthmatic kid thought he'd never be able to join the choir, he believed hard enough and the daemons of the Warp bestowed upon him the fobidden songs and he opened one of his six mouth granted by his mutation and sang the song that ended worlds.

Now if you believe hard enough, you will be able to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

IF YOU BELIEVE.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:34 No.9348225 File1271910869.jpg-(53 KB, 500x667, badassmotherfucker.jpg) >>9348152 >>9348160 Screw all this silly waiting jazz! You're got ti- a woman in danger to save! And you're pretty sure you're not even the good guy!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:35 No.9348251 >>9348225 Ammo first though.

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:35 No.9348262 File1271910951.jpg-(120 KB, 400x600, questmapoutside.jpg) >>9348225 You >Exit West

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:36 No.9348274 >>9348225 Utilise Good Cigarettes to increase the BAD ASSedness of any potential entry we make. Good Cigarettes make anyone look BAD ASS.

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/22/10(Thu)00:36 No.9348284 >>9348225 That would be me. Now go! Run to your death for the other cultists sake. The one who is doing this for her own gain, because her own dark god is plotting to use her as a pawn in a grand game of twisted, malevolent chess.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:37 No.9348290 >>9348262 Without looting? We are a FOOL!

>>	Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/22/10(Thu)00:37 No.9348297 File1271911045.jpg-(42 KB, 400x800, contd.jpg) >>9348262 AND THEN /TG/ GOT BLUE BALLS (thanks guys, will continue most likely this weekend, probably Sunday)

>>	Guardswoman Scythia 04/22/10(Thu)00:37 No.9348298 >>9348262 Also watch out for the sniper.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:40 No.9348358 >>9348297 Chastity, you are the best questfag in a damn long time.

>>	ELO 04/22/10(Thu)00:40 No.9348362 >>9348297 You are my hero man, I love this quest and the art you supply is awesome. SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS if it hasn't been done already. :3

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)00:43 No.9348417 >>9348297 I love you, Chastity.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)03:42 No.9350787 >>9346838 That's Hudson, shit for brains

>>	Anonymous 04/22/10(Thu)03:59 No.9350984 Needs more Malal.

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