YES, FAGGOT

Fuck yes.

FUCKING OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET THIS BITCH STARTED!

Alright. First off, why were the FUCKING ANGRY MEHREENS founded?

>>15052610
TO KILL SLAANESHI WHORES

>>15052610
TO BEAT SHIT UP, CHUCKLEFUCK

TO FUCK FAGGOTS UP.

>>15052619

AGREED!

FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS!

>>15052610
KICKING THE GODAMNED FUCK OUT OF THHE SLAANESHIWHOREFUCKINGPANSYMOTHERFUCKERS ALSO FUCKING KNOWN AS THE GODDAMNED PRETTY MARINES FUCKING ALSO KNOWN AS THE FUCKING EMPORERS BASTARD FUCKING CHILDREN
I also propose a new drinking game: everytime "Fuck" or "Motherfucker" is mentioned in this thread, take a shot

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

As a counter to; HERESY-LOVING CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>15052619
>>15052621
>>15052623
>>15052627

NO YOU ASSWIPES, IT WAS TO MAKE SURE THE EMPRAH'S ENEMIES GET FUCKED UP!

>>15052610
To counter FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>15052619
>>15052627
>>15052634
>>15052638

ALRIGHT. SO COUNTER: SLAANESHI BITCH-CUNTWHORES

WHEN THE FUCK WERE WE FOUNDED?!

ALREADY FUCKING DONE, YOU CHUCKLENUGGET FAGGOTS!!

Angry Marines

Founding Reason: Counter (Chaos)

Founding Age: 31st Millennium

Progenitor: Ultramarines

Gene-Stock Purity: A New Generation

Codex Demeanor: No Mercy, No Respite

Chapter Flaw: Eye to Eye

Chapter Characteristic Modifiers: +5 S, +5 WS

Figure of Legend: Chapter Master

Deed of Legend: Assassinated after a glorious campaign.

Chapter Home World: Fleet-Based

Chapter Organization: Unique

Combat Doctrine: Close Combat

Solo Mode Ability: Quick Reaction

Squad Mode Attack Pattern: Storm of Hell

Squad Mode Defensive Stance: Only in Death…

Special Equipment: Modified Weaponry (Melee attachments, power boots)

Chapter Beliefs: Death Cult

Chapter Status: Over Strength

Chapter Friends: Imperial Guard, Navigators

Chapter Enemies: World Eaters, Ultramarines

Custom Chapter Advances: Behold Our Wrath

YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING WELCOME!

>>15052654
WHEN THE most respectable and chill Emporer of mankind TOLD US TO BE FUCKING FOUNDED, DIPSHIT!

WEAPON OF CHOICE IS A FUCKING POWERFIST, if not applicable, YOUR BARE-FUCKING-HANDS!

>>15052654
14th founding.

Because why not.

>>15052654
SECOND FOUNDING, DUMBFUCK

>>15052668
>Ultramarines
>Not Black Templars
OF COURSE ANGRY MARINES CAME FROM BLACK TEMPLARS

>>15052675
>>15052673
COMPROMISE YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS! MAKE IT THE GODDAMNED 4TH FOUNDING

>>15052668
>Progenitor: Ultramarines

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASS-FAGGOT FUCKING ULTRAFAGGOT-HORSESHIT CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>15052668

WHAT?

I DON'T RECALL US EVER BEING RELATED TO THOSE PUSSYFOOTED BLUE-ASSED SMURFS!

THE FISTS! THEY'RE YELLOW, AND THEIR ICON IS A FIST! OBVIOUSLY FOR HITTING SHIT! IT MAKES MORE SENSE IF WE CAME FROM THOSE UNANGRY CUNTS!

>>15052682
YOU MEAN IMPERIAL FISTS, YOU FUCKHEADED MORONIC EXCUSE FOR A COCKSUCKER. AND OF COURSE THEY'RE ULTRAS! EVERYFUCKINGONE ELSE IS! AND WHY DO YOU THINK THEY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH! BECAUSE ANGRY MARINES SAID 'FUCK YOUR CODEX, DAD, AND FUCK YOU, WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT OUR WAY!!"

>>15052684
wait a second the average of two and fourteen isn't...

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

>>15052668
ULTRASMURFS?!
CLEARLY THE ONLY CHAPTER ANGRY ENOUGH TO PRODUCE THESE FUCKERS WAS THE IMPERIAL MOTHERFUCKING FISTS!

>>15052668
>Figure of Legend: Chapter Master
>Deed of Legend: Assassinated after a glorious campaign.

HOLY FUCKING RACHNUS! WHEN THE FUCK DID OUR CUNT-DEVOURING CHAPTER MASTER DIE TO SOME PUSSY FUCKING ASSASSIN?!

>>15052668
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD GODDAMNED MATT FUCKING DIPSHIT CUNT ASS FUCTARD FUCKTARDASSCUNT WARD!


AND FUCKING TAKE THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING ULTRAGODDAMNED SUES WITH YOU YOU CUNTRAG DIPSHIT

>>15052703
FISTS SPLIT OFF ALL THEIR ANGRY FUCKERS INTO THE TEMPLARS. ULTRAS SPLIT THEIR ANGRY FUCKERS INTO THE ANGRY MARINES, WHO THEN PUNTED THEIR ASSES AROUND THEIR EARS

>>15052701
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TECHPRIEST DIPSHIT? ADDING IS FOR THE FUCKING PENCILNECKS, ANGRY-GANGS, SLANNESHI WHORES WHEN COUNTING HOW MANY WAY WE FUCKED THEM OVER AND OCCASIONALLY the most glorious emperor of mankind when he require it.

>>15052715
CLEARLY THE FISTS HAD MARINES THAT WERE TOO PISSED OFF EVEN FOR THE TEMPLARS YOU FLAMING SHITCOCK!

>>15052668
>>Progenitor: Ultramarines
>>Not World Eaters
Son, I am disappoint.

FUCKFUCKINGFUCKERS

WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE THE TITANICUS AS AN ALLY YOU DIPSHITS?!

I WAS TOO FUCKING ANGRY FOR THOSE HERETIC WORLD EATER PUSSIES SO I FUCKING KILLED A SHIT LOAD OF THEM NAKED WITH MY HANDS AND THEN STOLE AND SHIP AND FLEW ALL THE FUCKING WAY TO WHEREVER WE ARE TO JOIN, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M ULTRAFAG? GET THE FUCK OUT!

rolled 2 = 2

LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE MARINES

ULTRAMARINES ARE 1
IMPERIAL FISTS ARE 2
BLACK TEMPLARS ARE 4

>>15052739
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD 3 HAVE BEEN DIPSHIT?

>>15052739
THAT SETTLES IT, ANGRY MARINES ARE SPLIT OFF FROM IMPERIAL FISTS TOO FUCKING ANGRY TO BE IN THE TEMPLARS!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHY IS THIS ON THE FUCKTERNET HOLYSHIT IM GOING TO COCKSLAM THE FUCKER THAT PUT THIS HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>15052739
FUCKING AGREED!

>>15052744
YOUR FUCKING MOTHER.

MAKE IT 8TH FOUNDING, FAGGOTS

>>15052744
THREE WOULD'VE BEEN LOYALIST WORLD EATERS

>>15052736
FUCKING TITANS

>>15052760
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, COCKSUCKER?

THE ANSWER HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED AS IMPERIAL FISTS.
NEXT
QUESTION

>>15052634
>I also propose a new drinking game: everytime "Fuck" or "Motherfucker" is mentioned in this thread, take a shot

AND NOW EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD

>>15052749
OH
NO
YOU
FUCKING DIDN'T!

GET THE FUCK OVER HERE FAGGOT, I'M AM GOING TO TEAR YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR CUNTRAG ARSE, AND THEN RIP YOUR GUTS OUT TO USE AS MY FUCKING BELT BEFORE SPREADING CHEETOS STAINS ALL OVER YOUR MINIS AND GETTING MATT FUCKING WARD TO RE-WRITE YOU FLUFF

THREES ARE FOR HERETIC WHORES, WE ARE FISTS

WE ARE FISTS

>>15052773
WHY AREN'T OUR FUCKING CHAINSWORDS STRAPPED TO OUR CODPIECES?

>>15052774
...Actyuallyn Im only nreayl deda

>>15052784
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO BACK IT UP, FAGGOT

>>15052784
BECAUSE WE HAVE POWER JACKHAMMERS ATTACHED TO OUR CODPIECES!

>>15052784
SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SLAANESH WOULD WANT US TO DO?
ARE YOU A SLAANESHI CULTIST, MARINE?
DO I NEED TO GO REQUISITION THE HOLY BAG OF DOORKNOBS BY KICKING OUT YOUR TEETH FROM THE INSIDE?

NEXT TABLE: HOW FUCKING PURE ARE WE?!

>>15052789
BEING DRUNK IS NO FUCKING REASON NOT TO BE ANGRY, YOU FUCKING PUSSY. MORE FUCKING SWEARING!

>>15052796
>>15052784

BECAUSE CODPIECES ARE FOR PUSSIES WHO THINK THEY NEED TO PROTECT THEIR BALLS.

>>15052773
>>15052773
HOW PURE IS THE GENESEED OUR most glorious and immortal Emperor ENDOWED US WITH?

COMPLETELY
FUCKING
PURE

THAT'S HOW PURE

>>15052775
>SPREADING CHEETOS STAINS ALL OVER YOUR MINIS

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>>15052802
REALISTICALLY, NOT FUCKING VERY.

>>15052802
NONE
PURER
ARGHGHARAHGHGHGHMBBTTBHBHB

YOU FUCKERS ARE SMALL TIME. TWO POWER FISTS AND TWO POWER BOOTS. SHOULDER-MOUNTED GRENADE LAUNCHER. FLAMETHROWER STRAPPED TO MY CODPIECE, AND A MOTHERFUCKING LASGUN BOLTED TO MY HELMET FOR A LASER SIGHT. TOP THAT WITHOUT USING FUCKING TERMIE ARMOR, YOU LAZY NIGGERS

>>15052814
ITS PURE AS FUCK BUT SOMETHING IN IT IS MAKING ME MAD AS FUCK!

>>15052797
YEAH, A SLAANESH PUSSY WOULD TOTALLY WANT THAT- UNTIL HE HAD A FUCKING CHAINSWORD PELVIC-THRUSTED THROUGH HIS CHEST.

>>15052802
PURER THAN A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER AWWW FUCK

>>15052802

SO FUCKING PURE IT MAKES US WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

>>15052802
PURE ENOUGH TO FUCK OVER THE FUCKING GODDAMNED SLAANESHI CUNTRAG FUCKS. WE'RE SO FUCKING PURE THE Most respectable and chillaxed Emperor WOULD FUCKING GET OFF HIS Most Holy Throne TO GIVES US A PAT ON THE HEAD AND SAY "SON, i AM FUCKING PROUD YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT! NOW LETS KICK SOME FUCKING ASS"

Gentlemen, please. I represent the Ordo Hereticus.

Now, some of your... ah, "battles" have yielded severe collatoral damage and loss of civilian life.

This barge is now under Inquisitorial command pending chapter review for loyalty discrepencies. Stand down. My stormtroopers are scouring the ship.

>>15052802
A NEW MOTHERFUCKING GENERATION! OUR GENESEED IS OUR OWN, NO ONE ELSE'S!

>>15052826
YE- WAIT, WHAT?

You fucking dumbasses.

IT HAS TO BE FUCKING FLAWED SO WE CAN GET CHAPTER FLAWS THAT MAKE US EXTRA-FUCKING-ANGRY!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>15052827
Heh. I read that in an ASHGFDAHGFDH voice, then switched to smooth, calm and respectful for the lowercaps sections.

>>15052815
oKAY, i'LL ADMIT i WENT A LITTLE FUCKING OVERBOARD THERE, BUT i WAS FUCKING FURIOUS^100000000000000000*10^1000000000000000000000

>>15052821
TWO CHAINFISTS ATTACHED TO MY ARMS, POWER BOOTS WITH CHAINBLADES ON THE SOLES, A POWER JACKHAMMER FOR A CODPIECE, SHOULDER MOUNTED AUTOCANNON, AND STORM BOLTERS ATTACHED TO MY HELMET!

>>15052836
*Silently press 'evacuate atmosphere button* SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DARE YOU! I MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE DARE YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE! OH WAIT, YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE I JUST BLASTED YOUR PANSY ASS INTO SPACE!

>>15052836
WHY DON'T I REVIEW YOUR BITCH ASS FOR LOYALTY DISCREPANCIES?

>>15052634
All I've got is everclear
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>dies from alcohol poisoning

I'm taking this to mean Flawed with continual anger and denial about being impure.

Kinda like Ogryn.

HOW IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME DO WE KILL HERETICS IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME?

NO FUCKING MERCY. NO FUCKING RESPITE. KILL THEM ALL, in the name of his most revered majesty the Emperor, THOSE FUCKING CUNTRAGS

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15052515/

ARCHIVED YOU FUCKING WHORES BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

>>15052845
THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT YOU DIPSHIT! FUCKING FURIOUS THOUGH WE ARE, WE ARE STILL FUCKING RESPECTFUL TO His Most Hallowed Majesty and His Throne BECAUSE DOING ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE IS GROUNDS FOR A GODAMNED CAN OF His Most Holy CAN OF FUCKING WHOOP-ASS BEING OPENED ON YOUR CUNTRAG ARSE

>>15052860
NO MERCY, NO RESPITE

IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS, CUNTRAG

>>15052851
I HAVE A GIANT SWISS ARMY KNIFE THAT HAS NOTHING BUT CHAINSWORDS

>>15052852

Yet here you and I stand. Clearly, you didn't. Stormtrooper retinue, level weapons at this idiot.

>>15052854

Who do you serve? The Emperor? Think of me as the Emperor, and you won't be far wrong. Stand down.

>>15052860

FUCK MERCY

DOUBLE FUCK RESPITE

>>15052879
AH SHIT, THIS FUCKING GUY IS APPARENTLY his most holy and merciful THE FUCKING God-Emporer OF MAN! THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

>>15052860
NO MERCY! NO RESPITE (EXCEPT FOR WHEN BROTHER MARIUS FUCKING CUNTRAG ARSE FACE NEEDS TO GET HIS FUCKING BEUTY SLEEP LIKE A PRETTY MARINE)!

>>15052879
>Who do you serve? The Emperor? Think of me as the Emperor, and you won't be far wrong. Stand down.
IMPERSONATING THE EMPEROR? I THINK NOT.

GET

OUT!!

>>15052879
WHO THE FUCK LET YOU ON BOARD?! I'M GOING TO BEAT THE EVER FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM THEN HANG THEM OUT THE FUCKING AIRLOCK FOR AN HOUR!

>>15052879
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID TO THE LAST PISSANT STORMTROOPER WHO TRIED TO FUCKING SHOOT ME? I SHOVED THAT FANCY LASER SIGHT UP HIS ASS AND PULLED THE FUCKING TRIGGER. AND YOU AINT His Most Glorious Majesty Be Praised His Name, EITHER, OR ANYONE ELSE I NEED TO LIKE.

>>15052879
Ma'am, if I may make a suggestion, you may get your message across better if you, ah, adopt their particular dialect of Low Gothic.

Just saying.

WHAT THE FUCKING CUNTS IS OUR GENE-SEED DEFICIENCY?!

>>15052836
>severe collatoral damage and loss of civilian life
WAIT A MINUTE. WHEN THE FUCK DID THE INQUISITION START CARING ABOUT LOSS OF CIVILIAN LIFE? I SMELL A FUCKING HERETIC.

>>15052877
That's it I just lost the game. It's such an absurd image that I lost my angry.

I lost...my...angrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SORRY ABOUT THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAME OVER ME. PLEASE CONTINUE

>>15052894
DRINKING CONTEST YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! EVERY COCKSUCKER HERE KNOWS THAT ONLY His Most Divine Majesty COULD DRINK US UNDER THE FUCKING TABLE WITH OUR OWN FUCKING BREW ON OUR OWN FUCKING SHIP!

>>15052894

God-Emporer? You mispronounced- That's it. *Takes out plasma pistol and levels it at you.* *BLAM.*

>>15052908
AH SHIT WHO THE FUCK LET GEORGE OUT!

I'M STARTED TO FOAM AT THE MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH. AH SHIT, I THINK I'M HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK. IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

>>15052879
>think of me as the Emperor, and you won't be that far down

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE God-Emperor of Mankind, DO YOU, BITCH!?

OH THAT'S IT

I WAS PLANNING ON BEATING YOUR BITCH ASS AND LEAVING YOU TO WHIMPER, BUT FUCK THAT SHIT

WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOUR FUCKING BONES, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GROX ATE YOU THRICE OVER AND THEN SHAT YOU OVER ITS OWN HEAD, YOU FUCKING FUCK.

>>15052921
THAT
FCUKING
TICKLED

STAY ON TOPIC YOU RETARDED CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>15052814
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DICEROLL YOU MASSIVE FAGGOTWORSHIPPING THUNDERCUNT?

>>15052918
BUT MOTHERFUCKING LEMAN FUCKING RUSS FUCKING DRANK his most glorious majesty the Emperor UNDER THE GODSDAMNED TABLE THAT ONE TIME! THEN AGAIN, RUSS IS A YIFF-FACE SPACE WOLF WITH A FETISH FOR DOG COKC, SO I THINK HE CHEATED

>>15052915

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME

WE'LL GET TO THE OFFICIAL STUFF AFTER THIS ONE

CHOOSE, /tg/

>>15052860

>>15052908
WE ARE ANGERMIND FUCK

>>15052948
AH SHIT WRONG POST
>>15052933
MEANT THAT ONE

>>15052946
FUCKING DISTURBING VOCIE, CHUCKLEFUCK! YOU SEE ANY CUNTFAGS HERE THAT TALK LIKE A GODDAMNED WUSSY ULTRAMARINE?

SERGEANT, TECHMARINE DUCTTAPEUS WAS SUCCESSFUL IN REVIVING THE COMMS. WE CAN CONTINUE RESEARCHING OUR FOUNDING.

DISTURBING VOICE YOU DUMBFUCK

>>15052969
ABOUT FUCKING TIME THE RUSTBUCKET COCKSUCKER GOT IT WORKING

>>15052946
better picture, sorry.

>>15052946

DISTURBING VOICE, CUNTBUCKET!

AND BY DISTURBING, I MEAN LOUD

FUCKTARD

Inquisitor, it seems sensible that this chapter suffers from a hockey voice defect.

>>15053002

ONE. WHAT PUSSY CHAPTER ADMITS TO HAVING ONE FLAW.

WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL.

>>15053002
I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING THERE SPORT!
WE DON'T SPEAK FUCKING FRENCH!

>>15053002
EYE TO MOTHERFUCKING EYE. IT IS FUCKING OBVIOUS

FAITH IS SUSPICION! THE FUCKING INQUISITOR FUCKS OR THE FUCKING ULTRA-SUES, EITHER FUCKING ONE


OR WE COULD FUCKING TAKE EYE-TO-EYE WHICH IM SURE THE REST OF YOU FAGGOTS WILL TAKE TO AVOID PISSING OFF THE ULTRASMURF COCKSUCKERS

>>15053002

FUCKING ALL OF THEM, FUCKER!

YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH US IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING RAGE!

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE A MOTHERFUCKIGN PRETTY-FAGGOT-MARINE!

FUCKING FUCKS NEED TO GET FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED RIGHT NOW!

GARHDF;ASLKFJK

>yfw you realize that recent outage 4chan suffered was the Inquisition shutting down this thread

using only the lowest grade whiskey and smallest shot glasses, I made it to here before having to quit the drinking game

>>15052668
>Progenitor: Ultramarines

Are you sure the progenitor wasn't the World Eaters? Because Angron is always angry. Angry all the time.

>>15053042
THOSE FUCKING COCKSUCKER CUNTRAGS! I FUCKING SWEAR The most Venerated and Holy Emperor WOULD NEVER HAVE LET THESE COCKSUCKERS GO THIS FAR WITH THE MOST FUCKING LOYAL LEG-I MEAN CHAPTER IN ALL OF FUCKING EXISTANCE

>>15053039

SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE ALL OF THEM, FUCKTARD?

THAT ONE TECHPRIEST SAID WE COULDN'T STICK A CHAINSWORD ON OUR FEET.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?

HE GOT A CHAINSWORD-ATTATCHED-TO-MY-MOTHERFUCKING-FOOT SHOVED UP HIS PANSY UNFAITHFUL ASS!

>>15053047
IT'S THE IMPERIAL FISTS YOU CHUCKLEFUCK!

>>15052739

>>15053047
WE CAME FROM THE IMPERIAL FISTS, SHITWIT

AND OUR "FLAW" IS THAT WE MEET OUR ENEMY EYE TO EYE BEFORE TAKING THAT EYE AND SHOVING IT DOWN THEIR THROATS

NOW WHAT?

>>15053060
I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT! IT WAS HILARIOUS, HE WENT SOARING RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AND IMPACTED THE SHUTTLE CARRYING THE VISITING INQUISITER WHICH THEN EXPLODED AND WE BLAMED THE SHUTTLE'S DESTRUCTION ON THE NEARBY PRETTY MARINES BATTLEBARGE AND GOT ONE OF THEIR COMPANIES PURGED!

GOOD!
FUCKING!
TIMES!

>>15053070
YOU KNOW WHAT

SCREW IT, WE'VE GOT ALL THE FLAWS

TOUGHNESS AND WILLPOWER CHARACTERISTIC (51-60)

>>15053079

IT'S ONLY A FLAW IF YOU CAN'T KILL SOMEONE WITH IT, YOU PUSSYFOOTED FAGGOT.

AND IF YOU CAN'T, THEN IT MEANS YOU AREN'T FUCKING TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

>>15053093
WHY NOT WEAPON SKILL AND TOUGHNESS?!

Holy blessed Emperor.
This thread is like Cruisecontrol: The Thread.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15053079
HOW ABOUT WE ACTUALLY ROLL DICE LIKE MARINES?

>>15053079
TOUGHNESS AND WILLPOWER, MOTHERFUCKER. BECAUSE WE WILL FUCK YOU UP, AND CONTINUE TO FUCK YOU UP UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO FUCK UP. THEN WE'LL FUCK UP YOUR DOG, TOO.

>>15053108
FUCKING CALLED IT COCKSUCKERS!

>>15053104
WE DON'T FUCKING QUIT!
OUR IDEA OF SKILL IS HITTING IT MORE!
WE FIRE OURSELVES OUT OF ROCKET LAUNCHERS!

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>15053108
>>15053093
>>15053112
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN


NOW LET'S FIX THESE FAULTY RECORDS THAT SAY OUR CHAPTER MASTER WAS ASSASSINATED

WE VENERATE the most glorious Emperor of all mankind AND WHO ELSE?

>>15053105
MY CRUISE CONTROL IS MY MOTHERFUCKING BOOT CURBSTOMPING THE FUCK OUTTA THE ACCELERATOR PEDAL!
ALL!
DAY!
LONG!

>>15053139

THAT ONE FUCKER WHO FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF ABADDON.

AND THAT OTHER FUCKER WHO FUCKED THAT ELDAR WHORE AFTER HE DIED.

>>15053105

I know, isn't it glorious?

I'm just enjoying the show over here.

rolled 80, 13 = 93

>>15053139

rolled 99 = 99

>>>15053139
rolling like a fucking marine for his goddamned job

rolled 57, 97 = 154

FUCKING FUCK, HERE'S YOUR FUCKING DICE, MOTHERFUCKER.

AND IF IT'S A FUCKING LIBRARIAN, IT BETTER BE THAT ONE WHO USED HIS MINDFUCKERY POWER TO MINDPUNCH THAT ONE DAEMON INTO SUBMISSION.

BEFORE HE RIPPED HIM A NEW ONE WITH A MIND-CHAINBOOT.

>>15053174

>Chief Librarian
>Killed by an assassin.

MUST HAVE FUCKED THAT FUCKER SO HARD THAT HIS HEAD EXPLODED.

>>15053174
FUCKING LIBRARIAN!
KILLED FUCKTONS OF COCKSUCKERS AND WAS KILLED BY SOME FUCKING ASSASIN, MOST LIKELY FOR MAKING THE FUCKING WARD-SMURFS LOOK LIKE FAGGOT RETARDS

rolled 1, 1, 2, 6 = 10

>>15053169
WE VENERATE THAT ONE CAPTAIN WHO PURGED A SYSTEM OF ORKS
>>15053172
THAT ONE DUDE WHO DID THAT ONE THING
>>15053174
AND THAT LIBRARIAN WHO USED HIS MINDFUCKERY POWER TO MINDPUNCH THAT ONE DAEMON INTO SUBMISSION BEFORE HE RIPPED HIM A NEW ONE WITH A MIND-CHAINBOOT.

A LIBRARIAN WHO'S FURY WAS SO GREAT A FUCKING BLOODTHIRSTER'S HEAD WOULD EXPLODE JUST BY BEING NEAR HIM FROM AN OVERLOAD OF RAGE!

>>15053194
You rolled one too many dice, Astartes. Company Captain was from the 1st company, Battle Brother from 2nd company, 6th squad.

>>15053194
CAPTCHA ATE MY IMAGE GHIUEYTAYX3#@$

WHERE ARE WE FROM?

FLEET BASED
WE GO WHERE SHIT NEEDS TO BE FUCKED UP

rolled 37, 39 = 76

>>15053250
ROLLAN. IT HAD BETTER NOT BE SOME FAGGOTY SHIT OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE

rolled 30, 73 = 103

>>15053250
ROLLING, COCKSUCKERS

A HIVE WORLD THATS A FUCKING WASTELAND AND A MEDIEVAL WORLD THATS A FUCKING DESERT!


WHY NOT TAKE FUCKING BOTH OF THEM!?

>>15053263
>>15053267

WE'RE FROM A FERAL WORLD THAT'S EITHER A DESERT OR URBAN.

I SAY IT'S FUCKING BOTH.

BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE RAGETASTIC THAN BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH 150 FUCKING DEGREE WEATHER.

FUCK YOU SAND!

>>15053263
A FUCKING DESERT FERAL WORLD.

SOUNDS ABOUT FUCKING RIGHT.

>>15053292
A MEDIEVAL HIVE WORLD DESERT WASTELAND? BRILLIANT!

>>15053295
THIS YOU DUMB FUCKS!

AND ITS ALSO COLD AS HELL AT NIGHT AND THE FUCKING HEATER NEVER FUCKING WORKS!

>>15053304

NOT BRILLIANT YOU FAGGOT!

FUCKING RAGEWORTHY!

I'M FEELING A FUCKING FROTH BUILDING, ASSHOLES!

>>15053312
THEN ITS FUCKING SETTLED

>>15053312
BRILLIANTLY FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKING COCKMUNCH

I FORGOT SOMETHING

HOW DO WE RULE THAT PLACE?

I THINK WE DIRECTLY RULE THE DUMP

>>15053391
DIRECT FUCKING RULERSHIP. DOESN'T EVEN NEED A FUCKING ROLL. WE CONTROL IT. END OF ARGUMENT.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15053391

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOVERNOR TO YOU, ASSHOLE?

NO, I'M A FUCKING ANGRY MARINE. I FUCK SHIT UP FOR A LIVING, NOT MAKING THINGS LESS-FUCKED UP.

NOW GO ARGUE OVER THIS FOR A WHILE, I NEED TO MAKE MORE PICTURES

LIKE A PRETTY MARINE? NO, LIKE A REAL MARINE

rolled 6 = 6

>>15053391
FUCK IT, WE'LL ROLL IT.

LIKE FUCKING MEN.

rolled 2 = 2

MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT, FUCK BEING SLOW.

FUCK IT, LET'S DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.

>>15053411
>LIKE FUCKING MEN
BLOOD AND THUNDER!

YOU MUST ARGUE HARDER INITIATES

>>15053537
NOW FIGHT LIKE MARINES WHILE I GO FIDDLE WITH MY STICKS

AND I'M NOT EVEN THE OP

AND BY THAT I MEAN KILL THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR

rolled 1 = 1

>>15053537
ROLLING FOR THE SECOND TABLE.

BECAUSE FUCK IF WE'RE DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN CLOSE COMBAT YOU FUCKSTICKS.

WE'VE GOT SO MANY OF THESE CHOICES WE CAN'T JUST PICK ONE

POWER CHAIRS, MARINE LAUNCHERS, MARINE LAUNCHER TITANS

>>15053537
CLOSE FUCKING COMBAT.
TERROR JUST COMES NATURALLY.

AND ROLL FOR THIS PANSY TABLE TOO
ALL WE BELIEVE IN IS BEING ANGRY AND KILLING ENEMIES FOR THE EMPEROR!

FUCK YOU ORKS.

>>15053575
YOU CAN'T ROLL ON THAT SECOND TABLE WITH A d10, YOU GROTLICKING ASSDUMB.

>>15053559
STORM OF HELL, ONLY IN DEATH

>>15053537
CLOSE COMBAT, QUICK REACTION

>>15053466
CUNTFUCKING SHITNUGGETS

>>15053537
SHOCK AND AWE IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL SHOOTING SPACE MARINES OUT OF A DREADNAUGHT'S MISSILE BAY AND STEERING YOUR DERELICT ORBITAL BATTLE-BARGE INTO PAPA FUCKING NURGLE HIS OWN FUCKING SELF?
SHOCK
AND
AWE

EAT CHAINSWORD POWER BOOT, HERETIC.

>>15053608

TRADITIONAL WEAPON: MOTHERFUCKING POWER FUCKING FISTS

FUCK

Best thread on /tg/.
Ever.

>>15053616

FUCKING CULT OF DEEEAAAAAAAAATH FUCKERS

THE ANGRY MARINE'S OFFICIAL BAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzhoURAKoMA

>>15054122
WHAT

WHAT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU BOLT SUCKING HERESY LOVING SON OF A NURGLE LOVING CUNT

THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING SHITSLAMMING SONG THE ANGRY MARINES ARE ALLOWED TO HEAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukvDeBwyM8c

THERE ARE EVEN FUCKING RAGING ZOMBIES ON THE FUCKING COVER YOU COCKSUCKING ULTRASMURF LICKING WHORE

RAGING

ZOMBIES

>this whole thread

Is it now canon that Angry Marine's stop speaking in caps whenever they mention the Glorious Emperor of Mankind, blessings be upon him?

>>15054534
BLESSINGS? FROM WHO?

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK CAN BLESS THE holy emperor of mankind may he watch over us and keep us pure?

HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU ANSWERING YOU HERETIC PIECE OF SHIT! THATS FUCKING IT! 2 OF MY 4 HEARTS ARE HAVING ATTACKS RIGHT NOW FROM THE RAGE I FEEL FOR YOU, GET READY TO BE PUNCHED OUT OF EXISTANCE, I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH YOU UNTIL YOU ARE REDUCED TO A FINE RED MIST THAT I WILL SNORT TO GAIN YOUR MEMORIES AND SEEK OUT YOUR FAMILY TO RAPE AND MURDER THEM ALL

GET READY YOU FUCKING CHAOS PIECE OF SHIT BECAUSE THE RAPE TRAIN IS COMING AND IT HAS NO BRAKES

Now... a bit off topic, but I figured now would be the best time to ask...

Exactly how ruinous would an Angry Marine be if he became a servant of Khorne? Would it be World Eaters, but with reversed colors? Would it be a nexus of such absolute fury that a singularity of rage forms?

>>15054414
HERESY
THAT PANSY FAGGOT BAND WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT OF A SINGER THAT PLAYS THE DRIPPING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT GAME WITH THE FAGGOT ELFS AND OTHER PANSYASSPRETTYMARINESHIT. BOLT THROWER HAS SPEESMURHREENS ON THEIR FUCKING COVER FOR the most glorious emperor of mankind's SAKE.

>>15054683
What band is Angry enough? Anal Cunt?

>>15055056
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzhoURAKoMA

>>15055056
TRY LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY OR GUTROT YOU FAGGOT SHIT EATER

>>15054658
>ANGRY MARINES
>FALLING TO CHAOS
I DON'T THINK SO, GUARDSMAN.
>>15053616
>>15053608
>>15053559
>>15053537
HURRY UP AND DECIDE.

LET THE DICE DECIDE! JUST DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF the Emperor.

>>15054534


So in addition to being lowercase and respectful, does the Emperor always need to be suffixed with a praise, kind of like how Muslims always suffix any mention of Mohammed with "blessings and peace be upon him" or something like that?

>>15055238
FUCK YES IT IS. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT the Emperor of Mankind, our spiritual father DOESN'T DESERVE PRAISE, YOU SHITSUCKING HERETIC?!

YOU DICKMUNCHERS HAVE BEEN ARGUING FOR SO LONG AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR CHAPTER'S NAME IS.

PICK THE FIRST PART. LIKE MEN!

>>15055079
ALREADY POSTED FAGGOT
>>15054122

rolled 32 = 32

>>15055404

ADJECTIVES

>>15055533
OKAY WE'RE THE ANGRY, BUT WE'RE THE ANGRY WHAT?

rolled 54 = 54

>>15055589


57 GET

ANGRY MARINES

ANGRY MARINES
ANGRY MARIIIIINNNNEEESSS

>>15054122
>>15054414


YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING HAMMER!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1bE2ozy6a0

THIS IS THE ANGRY MARINE FUCKING NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!

FAVORED WEAPON POWER CHAIR!!!

>>15056706
>>15054414
>>15054122

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZX62imOapU

BULLSHIT!

calm and collected: we need to establish the true fluff, vs "fictional" fluff that starred commisar fucklaw to entertain imperial children. the true angry marines are far more awesome and violent, totally unsuitable for children. create fluff.

AWESOME: I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY FOR MY FINGER IS PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO THE SHIFT KEY. FUCK YOU SHIT COCKS!!! ARAEWGFDFGGHHHHH!!!!!

>>15056823
>MY FINGER IS PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO THE SHIFT KEY.
Then how did you type that period?

>>15056839
WELL HE OBVIOUSLY...WELL THAT IS TO SAY HE UH. GOD DAMMIT STOP BEING ARGUMENTATIVE YOU LITTLE COCKWEASEL!

>>15056858
>>COCKWEASEL
YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK-SOCKET METH-BABY COCKWEASEL, CAN YOU NOT FUCKING RECOGNIZE A WARP-DAMNED CHAOS HERETIC WHEN YOU SEE ONE, BY our most holy Emperor, he who guides all mankind?! PURGE THE BITCH AND FIND THE COMISSAR SHE STOLE THAT HAT FROM!

>>15056864
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I THOUGHT IT FUCKING WAS A COMISSAR!
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE BEING DUPED!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>15052668
>Figure of Legend: Chapter Master
WHO THE HELL FORGOT ABOUT THE COMMISSAR?
HE'S GONNA BE COMING IN AND KICKING ALL YOUR FUCKING ASSES BACK TO WIMPY ASS ULTRAMAR!
WHENEVER A MARINE FALTERS IN HIS RAGE, WHENEVER A BROTHER FEELS HIS STEAM GOING LOW, FUKLAW IS THERE FOR US! WHEN THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH ANGER HE MAKES SURE WE HAVE JUST A LITTE MORE! AND BY A LITTLE I MEAN A WHOLE GODDAMN FUCKLOAD OF MORE!

>>15056864
THAT HAT BELONGS TO FUKLAW!!!! PURGE THAT HERETIC FOR OUR COMMISAR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HEY CHUCKLEFUCKS SHOULD THIS SHIT BE ADDED TO THE FUCKING 1D4CHAN ARTICLE!?

>>15056839

FUCKING USED CHARACTER MAP!!!!! ITS A REAL THING!!!!!! RUN CHARACTER MAP IN THE RUN OPTION IF YOU USED IMPERIAL VISTA 7!!!! WHORESLUT

FUCKEVERYONESHOULDDIE.

HEY FUCKERS, WHY WASN'T MOTHERFUCKING DEATHWATCH ABOUT US, FUCKFUCKFUCK, WHY DO THE CHEAP FAGGOTS OF ULTRABLOODCUNTS GET A BOOK BASED ON THEIR - GOD DAMN IT SHIT.

GSDBGJKSDBGJKB

GOD DAMN.

>>15057999
BECAUSE WE ARE JUST SO ANGRY AND AWESOME MOST PEOPLE CANT TAKE US SO THE SHITSUCKING EMPIRE KEEPS US FUCKING HIDDEN OR KILLING NEW SPECIES OR SLAUGHTERING TYRANIDS OR SOME SHIT TILL THEY FIND SOMETHING THE COCK SUCKING ULTRASMURFS CANT DEAL WITH, THEN THEY COME TO US AND TRY TO ESTABLISH FUCKING DOMINANCE, WE FUCKING REMIND THEM THAT WE ONLY SERVE THE completly awesome god emperor of mankind, he who lives forever and guides us WITH A POWER CHAIR TO THE FACE, AND THEN WE KILL WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL JUST BECAUSE WE ARE SO FUCKING ANGRY

>commissar Fuklaw
Oh man, totally forgot about him.

>>15059409
HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT COMMISSAR FUCKLAW!?!?!?!?!

Ugh! You people are the Worst! Like, seriously! How can you be so angry all the time? Don't you know that gives you wrinkles? And that stress makes you bald? I'm sure you all look like ugly, bald old guys underneath those hideous, hideous helmets of yours. Also, the color yellow is SO 39th century! You guys have absolutely no fashion sense. I've seen Orks that dress better than you!

>>15059881
so... angry... can't... capslock!

So wait a second, if you guys are always angry and always killing then wouldn't that make you adherents to Khorne? Obviously you don't directly worship him, or acknowledge him as your patron, but you still do the things that he would want you to do.

>>15059893
See, I KNEW it! You're bald and ugly! BALD and UGLY! I would pity you if you weren't so BALD and UGLY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15059925
Hey, what's it like being the laughing stock of the Space Marines?

>>15059893
*levels bolter and fires, angry marine grey matter everywhere*

DOES ANYONE ELSE NEED SOME MOTHERFUCKING ENCOURAGEMENT! THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND! STOP FUCKING STANDING AROUND AND FUCKING PURGE THESE HERETICS in the name of His Most Glorious Majesty, The Emperor and GET SOME SHIT DONE AROUND HERE!

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>15059936
Hmph. All the other chapters are just jealous of our good looks, our dashing charms, our shiny flowing hair and our beautiful armor.

>>15059966
How rude! Could you stop shooting people while I am nearby? I don't want to get my armor dirty. I just had it cleaned the other day.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU WHINY ASS COCK MONGERS, COMMISAR JOHN FUCKING FUKLAW IS THE GODDAMN LEGENDARY FIGURE, IF THE TABLE DOESN'T HAVE AT LEAST SIX ENTRY'S FOR JOHN FUCKING FUKLAW IN IT ITS FUCKING WRONG.

WHAT FUCKING STEP ARE WE EVEN ON TURD BURGLARS

>>15059988
Sure, and they're also jealous of the numerous instances you've been thrashed.

>>15059988
I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU
ARE YOU READY?
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY, BECAUSE HERE THEY COME:

I SWEAR TO the immortal God-Emperor THAT IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE THIS GODDAMN SECOND I WILL PERSONALLY THROW THREE HUNDRED MELTA BOMBS AT YOUR ASS FISTING, BOLTER BARREL SUCKING, MAKEUP WEARING, PISS DRINKING, FACE!
REAL MEN ARE TRYING TO TALK HERE. GO DRIVE YOUR PRIUS CLASS BATTLE BARGE INTO A GODDAMN STAR AND SHIT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

>>15060021
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how PRETTY I am.

>>15059988
>All the other chapters are just jealous of our good looks, our dashing charms, our shiny flowing hair and our beautiful armor.

Urge to kill...rrrrrriiiIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG!

>>15060036
THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE IF YOU WHERE LISTING THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HEAR ME DROPPING OUT OF THE SKY CARRYING FOUR THOUSAND MEGATONS OF 'FUCK YOU' AND KICKING YOUR CORPSE RATION EATING, MOUTH HOLE IN WITH EVERY POWER BOOT IN THE ARMORY.
NOW YOUR DEAD.
TO BAD FOR YOU FAGGOT

DISTRACTION OVER.

GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACK JAWED JOHNY-COME-LATLEY'S

Reasonable Marines reporting in. Can't we all just get along?

>>15060079
....

WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

>>15060153
Looks like Angry Marines have their gene-seed corrupted by Ork genes...
*cackles madly and run away*

>>15060242
>implying that's not the guardsman screaming for dear life
>claiming the angry marines are tainted by Orks of all things

ALL OF MY MOTHERFUCKING HATE! YOU HAVE IT!

>>15060283
>implying the guardsman hasn't passed out from fear (and pain)

BY THE FUCKING God-Emperor, who brings light into our lives, HOW FUCKING JACKED-UP, SHIT-FACED RETARDED ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS? IT'S BEEN 20 FUCKING HOURS AND YOU CAN'T MAKE A SINGLE FUCKING CHAPTER USING THIS FUCKING SIMPLE ASS SHIT? GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON STRAIGHT BEFORE I TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING POWER BAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES FOR BEING SUCH SLOW-ASS MOTHERFUCKING COCKGOBLINS!

>>15060036
>>15059988
>>15059925
>>15059881
WHY HAVEN'T THE DICKSMOKING BADGERCUNTS BEEN EXTERMINATUSED YET?

>>15060441
Cause you are too busy writing shit in capslock do do anything about it.
Guess you're more like Passive-Aggressive Marines, eh?

Inquisitor Raminev to Battle Fleet Scaria. Prepare boarding parties. Engage all rogue chapter battle barges. Our temporary lockdown of their "4chan" network did not work.

In the name of the Emperor and his most holy ordos.

DIE, HERETICS! PURGE THE CHAOS MARINES!

*BLAM, BLAM, BLAM.*

>>15053616
DEATH CULT

MOVING ON

WHO ARE THE FUCK ARE OUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES?!

>>15060973
FRIENDS ARE WORLD EATERS

ENEMIES ARE WORLD EATERS

FRIENDS:BLACK TEMPLARS, TITANICUS, MECHANUS, IMPERIAL GUARD/NAVY , ANY SPACE MARIENE CHAPTER THAT ISN'T PRETTY OR ULTRA SMURF, BOLTER BITCHES WHO PUT OUT, AND MOST OF ALL the holy Emperor who guides and protects us all.

ENEMIES:ANYTHING ELSE

FRIENDS ARE SISTERS OF BATTLE. THAT WAY WE HAVE EASY ACCESS TO CUMDUMPSTERS WHEN NEEDED.

>>15060412
Angry Marines aren't very good at strategic thinking and planning.

>>15061189
FUCK YOU DICK-FINGERING TZEENTCHIAN FAGGOT-WHORE! WE'LL DEEP STRIKE OUR BATTLE BARGE ON TOP OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD, SEE WHO SUCKS AT STRATEGIC THINKING THEN!

>see this thread
>MFW
/tg/, keep being awesome.

>>15060242
YEAH!!! WELL IF ANGRY MARINE GENE SEED IS CORRUPTED BY ORCS THEN THE BADGERCUNT PRETTY MARINES HAD THEIRS CORRUPTED BY THE FAGGOT SPACE ELFS!!!

>>15061134
FUCK YES, BITCHES ARE FRIENDS.
FAGGOT GAY KNIGHTS IN THEIR FUCKING SHITTY SILVER ARMOR ARE FAGGOTS.
THIS BITCH IS GONNA KICK SILVER FAGGOT ASS WITH THE FURY OF THOUSAND GODDAMMED SUNS.

>>15060973
THOSE PRETTY MARINE FAGGOT SURE AS CUNT FUCK AREN'T OUR FRIENDS

FRIENDS ARE BOLTER BITCHES WHO WE CUM IN

ENEMIES ARE ALL CHAOS WARBANDS

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD ON THE FRONT PAGE?

>>15052668
>Progenitor: Ultramarines
BUT THAT'S WRONG YOU FAGGOT
THEY WERE MADE BY ONE OF THE LOST PRIMARCHS
THERE WAS A WHOLE QUEST ABOUT THEM

>>15063965
IT'S ALMOST AN ENTIRE DAY OLD!
NEEDS MORE CHAPTER CREATION!

>>15052814
NO THERE'S A CORRUPTION THAT'S WHY WE'RE FUCKING ANGRY ALL THE TIME AND ONLY SPEAK IN CAPS

>>15052915
IT'S THAT WE'RE PISSED OFF YOU DRIBBLING CUNT

>>15052986
THE ONLY ONE THAT APPLIES IS DISTURBING VOICE, BECAUSE WE ALWAYS YELL ALL THE TIME

>>15053002
EYE TO EYE MOTHERFUCKER

>>15053405
DIVERGENTM ACCORDING TO THE CODEX ON 1D4CHAN

>>15057292
OF COURSE IT SHOULD YOU ABOMINABLE ASS-MONKEY

>>15060499
>Scaria
REALLY? FUCKING REALLY? THAT'S JUST THE WORD "SCARY" BUT ROMANIZED.
THE God Emperor of Mankind, whose might guides our fury DESERVES FAR BETTER THAN THAT VAPID BULLSHIT!