WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen%20quest/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The house was empty, quiet.The girls must still be out.You head down to the beach and find her there sitting on one of the deck chairs.She's combing Suiseiseki's hair and talking to the doll much like any ordinary girl would do.You quickly walk to her and pull her up off her seat."Hey! Why are you being so rude you stupid human!" Suiseiseki complains as she's thrown off Perrinne's lap.Ignoring her, you hold the french girl tightly."What's wrong Hayate?" She asks you.Still not uttering a single word, you kiss her.The doll on the sand looks up in disbelief at your scandalous behavior.She doesn't turn away though, nor does she stop you, she just watches.You release Perrinne's lips after an extremely long embrace."You can stay." you tell her, short on breath."What?" she pants in reply, wanting you to explain further."You can stay!" you tell her again as you go in for another kiss.
She doesn't seem that enthused by it.
Explain the loophole
Also, autosaging again.
>>19255666That's because we haven't explained the loophole yet.And that's what we need to do right now.
>>19255624give her some time to understandwe just did this with the finesse of a bull in a chinastore
Moments later, with the two of you thoroughly out of breath, you pull away and begin to tell her the good news."Hayate, what's this all about?" She asks you."You can stay!""Of course I can, Mio was working on it remember?""No. Not that, we don't need that anymore!""You mean I don't have to go for the discharge?" she asks you, a little confused."Yes. Mike told me about it. There was a glaring oversight in the treaty. Witch council can't order you to come back, they can't even take you back by force even if they wanted to.""What? How? I... I need to sit down." she says as she pulls the to of you don onto the deckchair, Suiseiseiki flying into her lap."The treaty had it written that all personel they sent here have to follow ALL of the rules and regulations of the Bureau. And the Bureau's rules clearly state that any agent is only answerable to Bureau jurisdiction as long as he remains an agent."".. So that means..." She puts it all together."Yes! You can stay as long as you want to stay. They gave up all command over you the moment they approved your transfer!" you tell her with an excited hug."This... This is great. I.. I.." she begins to tear up.WAT DO?
>>19255737hug tiems
>>19255737Continue hugging her. Motion for Desu to hug her.
>>19255737Hug her, we need to contact Mio immediately after this.
>>19255737hug her, maybe mentilate to mio about stopping those papers?
>>19255737Hug her, we need to talk with Mio immediately afterwards to stop the discharge papers.
oh and DONT FORGET WE HAVE THERAPY to go to!!!!
>>19255824This is happyfuntiems now. I'm sure Ikari wouldn't mind if we were a bit late because we just won a major victory over the forces of bureaucratic idiocy.
You give her a hug, and motion for Suiseiseki to do the same.Minutes pass, and finally she calms down."You okay now?" you ask"Yes, yes I am. We need to tell Mio." "Yes we do. We don't need those papers filed and sent back anymore.""I think I should go to her personally. Tell her the good news myself." she says as she places a hand on the doll's head.[ ]Want me to go with you?[ ]Yeah i think that would be the best.
>>19255921[x]Want me to go with you?
>>19255921[x]Want me to go with you?Let's mentillate to Mio to find out where she is, and tell her to hold off on sending in the discharge papers, and that we'll explain when we get there.
[x] want me to go with you?
badgercuntdickbags, already on page 4
Somebody clearly does not like this quest.
>>19255959Don't worry, it'll slow down once we get down to page 7-8.[x] that would be bestWe still have to go see Dr. Shinji today, don't forget.
>>19255959CUNTFUCKING DICKNIGGER SHITNUGGETS
>>19255955This. We also may want to stratemagize about getting Mio posted here permanently if she hasn't been already. You know, before we screw over Witch highcom and have them rewrite the agreements.Again, assuming that would even become a problem. I've forgotten the details of Mio's presence here, but we don't want to ruin that relationship because we got too ahead of ourselves.
>>19255972Both of TGquest's threads go hit too. I think the asshole just goes ctrl-F quest and clicks "never bump" on them
>>19255921ask to go with, from there we cam move onto the shrink, since it will be claser for us to go there once we leave mio's office
>>19255921ok we had our hug tiem now she can go gtfo to mio so we can shed mantears and ptsd with mr. therapist
>>19256015Next thread should be called MAHOU SHONEN THINGY.>>19256000Trips demand it. We need to be careful about this, specifically because of the likelihood that the rules will be rewritten.So if Shirley was ever really serious, or if Mio's not permanently transferred yet, we'd be screwing them over. It's one more reason we should go along with.
"want me to go with you?" you ask her"Would you please? I want you there with me.""Of course I will" you say with a smile.The two of you head out of the bottle, Suiseiseki opting to stay behind and wait for her sister, and head to Mio's office.You found her sitting there lazily behind her still overloaded desk.Tall stacks of documents and papers cluttered every usable surface, with empty bottles resting everywhere else in between."You really should clean this place up every once in a while Mio." you tell her as you walk in."I should, shouldn't I?" she grins at you from behind one of the stacks."So what can I do for you two?""It's about those discharge papers." Perrinne starts, "we don't need them anymore.""What papers?" she asks"you know, those papers you made to have Perinne dishonorably discharged?""Ah those. And why won't we need them anymore?" she stands up, finds herself a flask hidden behind a pile of reports and unstops it."The treaty has a huge loophole, Witch council can't touch her as long as she remains an agent."
"Ah. So she's free to stay?""yes." Perinne tells her with a bright smile."That's great." Mio takes a sip from her flask"So yeah, about those papers. We won't be needing them now." you tell her."Oh. I never got around to filing those. Heck, I never made them." she grins at the two of you."But then... The beach.. The kiss.. Why did we have to do that?" perinne asks her."Why?" Mio walks around her desk, grabs her arm and dips her as if dancing. "So I could see how motivated you were."She gives her a quick kiss on the lips and pulls her back up."..." Perinne blushes and tries to hide her face behind her hands."Oh... and also, it gave me the chance to do this."She grabs your face and kisses you.[ ]fffffuck?[ ]go with it[ ]go on the offensive>every thread that has QUEST in the subject field seems to autosage>heh
>>19256315Test the clone.>point at clone.You have two minutes with that one, Mio.
>>19256315<<<<<<<<
rolled 29 = 29>>19256315"Come now, this isn't fair to Perrine."[x]Clone and have H2 join in.
>>19256315Go on the offensive.
>>19256315[x] offensiveALL OUT ATTACKMentilate Perrine to be ready to reinforce our assault when we run out of breath.
>>19256315[x]fffffuck?Quick! Hayate Clone Technique! A distraction!As soon as Erica finds out about this, she's going to want to test it out.
We may already technically have used up our two minutes for the day, but we should definitely go on the offensive.
>>19256315Make clone, have clone grab her from behind, pull her off us and kiss her back.That should throw her off balance a bit.
>>19256370It's 2 minutes every two hours.
>>19256315Go on offensive...we are slowly winning this war of conquest!
>>19256333>implying there were other options.Just make sure they get a turn with each, in the interests of both fairness and SCIENCE.Also, we might file away the possibility of a "MY OWN CLONE" moment, to see how the girls react.
>>19256386YOU ARE TEMPTING FATE SO BADLY RIGHT NOWI CANNOT IMAGINE THE BULLSHIT THAT WOULD SPIRAL OUT FROM THAT ACTIONWE MUST TRY IT
>>19256315[^]go on the offensive
>>19256386Now, I'm tempted to never let the girls know about this. Later, we make some Melmo candies, and use the clone to pretend to be our son, and then walk in and pretend to be just as confused.
FFFFFFFFFFuckdo eet LG,, do eet
>>19256315Clone and go on the offensive
>>19256416Oh, that sounds so tempting!Yeah, let's hide it from the girls for now.Besides, it's only for two minutes right now, it'll need to be longer if the girls want to play around with doubles.
>>19256416>melmo trolling againYeah because that went so well last time.
This makes me worryWe are trying for the gender swap potionWe have clone powersThis is tgI am afraid
>>19256471We'll have to hit Erica, then. She can't rightfully complain, and everyone else will be on guard because it's already happened to them once.
>>19256471It went spectacularlyWe just need to target more people and have all the girls in on it
>>19256479>This is /tg/>I am afraidDon't be, embrace it.
>>19256471We just need to be more careful about who we hit.>>19256479I have one word for you: Susan.
>>19256493Would it even work on her?I mean yeah we could have the clone walk in and port us out but she was in on the trick the first time so it wouldn't work
>go on the offensiveIn the past, you would have tried to run away, or maybe do some sort of maneuver named after an insane Russian.But not today, not anymore.You go on the offensive.Grabbing her firm behind in your palms, you give it a hearty squeeze.This ellicits a small squeak from her mouth and she tries to pull away."Nope." you grin down at her at you go in for a kiss of your own.Perrinne watches this scene breathlessly, her eyes peering out from in between her fingers.You pull away from a heavily panting Mio and turn to Perrinne, "Don't worry, I won't let you be left out."A pair of arms hug her from behind.She turns to see you behind her."Wha...?""We have two minutes. Let's make the best of them" The other you tells her with a smile as he goes in for a kiss.--------------------------------------Minutes later, you leave he two dazed ladies in Mio's office as you head to Shinji's for your weekly appointment.
>>19256493H2:"Mama Errka, I can't find daddy."Erika: "Not a chance in hell, I'm falling for this. Hayate, I helped you last time."H1:"Hey Erika, cute kid. Where'd you find him?"Erika: "Whaaaaaaaa?!?!"
>>19256515If she doesn't know we can clone ourselves, and we've got one of us still an adult, what else would she think?
>>19256527
>>19256513And that worries meA gender swapped hayate with all the swag still walking around while we are here? The bureau will just be Hayate's swag party
>>19256515>Mini clone walks in"Mommy Ecka! Mommy Ecka!""Drop it Hayate, that one's old by now">Original Hayate walks in"Someone say my name? Ah, Erica, who's your little friend?"
>>19256515No, see what you do is have young Hayate run up to her and cry for his mama, and then when she's busy not believing have adult Hayate walk in, two of them in one place.then time runs out and kidyate disappears.
>>19256530>>19256544>>19256552Prankmind, lol
>>19256527So wait, if there was a pain feedback loop, is it possible for there to be a pleasure feedback loop?Ursula, when she finds out about our new ability, is going to be quite curious about the implications.Anyway, let's talk to our therapist about hallucinations and ghosts.
The Bureau's Medical wing, a few minutes later.You walk down the pristine white halls towards Shinji's office feeling absolutely amazing.Everything is going great, everything is perfect.Things could not get any better.You knock on his door, and he lets you inside.The comfortable room still the same as you left it a week ago.You take a seat on the couch, Shinji places himself in the chair he uses, and without much fanfare, you begin."So Hayate, tell me. How as your week?"WAT SAY?>someone keep me informed of what page we're on>Once we hit the 12th, we jump
>>19256530>>19256544>>19256552TrollEricamind
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And that was... different.He was so forceful, unabashed.So... manly.You kind of liked it.
>>19256616we got 2x swag nowpreggo can staymore chance on loli/genderbender with snowberryaka we going awesome
>>19256616I GOT TO SING ALONG SIDE FREDDY MERCURY!Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .
>>19256616"It's been a bunch of mixed blessings, but overall I'm feeling on the up and up."Explain about Perrinne.
>>19256616Page 7."Oh you know, the usual. Epic beach party, adopted a cute mandrake girl from the forest, found a way to avoid my girlfriend having to get a dishonourable discharge to stay in the bureau, and just got done making out with her and another girl at the same time through use of a magical clone technique. Fairly average, all in all."
>>19256616>currently page 7"I've...had an interesting week. It had its up and downs, I failed to save one girl, another girl confessed to me, another one broke my arms, a fourth looks to be about to confess her love for me, one of my girlfriends left today for field training, and I think I've been seeing ghosts, which may or may not be hallucinations since my new home has the very real possibility of being haunted."So I guess you could say that it's been eventful."
>>19256616It has been great, the only downside was Nanoha leaving for field training this morning
Did this get autosaged again?
>>19256701Yes.
>>19256701Every thread with 'quest' in the title is being autosaged. One mod ruining everyone's fun.
Goddamn. Page 8.
>>19256616"well, I found out i'm going to be a father in seven or eight months. That was different."
Like I said, substitute "Thingy" for "quest" in the subject line and the mod can go fuck himself.
I hope we can someday maintain more than 4 clones. We can make matrix references.
>>19256772>"Whoa.">"Whoa.">"Whoa.">etc
>>19256616Let's talk about NaruThe tear reservoir must be getting low by now.
"I've...had an interesting week. It had its up and downs, I failed to save one girl, another girl confessed to me, another one broke my arms, a fourth looks to be about to confess her love for me, one of my girlfriends left today for field training, and I think I've been seeing ghosts, which may or may not be hallucinations since my new home has the very real possibility of being haunted." you tell him as you settle deeper into the brown leather couch."So I guess you could say that it's been eventful.""Let's break this down piece by piece okay? Tell me about this girl you failed to save. How do you feel about that?" he asks you[ ]I could have done better[ ]I should have known it was impossible
>>19256791Agreed. It would be good to see some progress on that front.
>>19256799[x] I should have known it was impossibleAlso, jesus christ that pic is horrible.
>>19256799Could have done better,
>>19256799[x] I could have done better.
>>19256799[x] Could have done betterI'll have none of this defeatist talk.
could have done better
>>19256799[x]I could have done better"I know that Kraus has said that the amount of majaik needed was just too much. "But I can't help thinking that...maybe if I'd trained harder, maybe if I'd gotten my data manipulation skills checked out sooner, maybe if I'd increased my reserves more, that I could have saved her."
>>19256799could 've done betta
>>19256799I should of known it was impossible
>>19256799"Considering how often I find myself doing the impossible? I... could have done better. I think what hurts the most is that it's probably my fault that she became fully sentient, and I just couldn't keep my promise to her."
"She as a girl from a simulation... She.. She became sentient after I told her I'd get her out of it. The Director gave me a chance to save her before her errant data as erased, but I couldn't keep up with the huge majaikal strain. I know I could have done better." you tell him."And so you've lost a friend?" "Yes. I feel like I failed her, I coudnt keep my promise to get her out.""Hayate, not all promises can be kept. Sometimes there are those that never can be accomplished. But people still keep making them. Do you know why?""No." you answer him."Hope. Now, tell me about this girl that confessed to you. Has she been... added to your family yet? your thoughts on the matter?"WAT SAY?
LG, you might try making the first post just your image of Hayate with no text, then make a second post with all the text in it.That's worked on a previous quest thread to defeat the autosage.
>>19256893"Yes, Perrine's become a part of my family. As for how I feel about it, I love her, and I know she loves me, but becoming a father so soon, is quite a bit frightening. I'll do the best that I can, of course, but I'm just afraid that my inexperience will let down my child somehow."
>>19256924Some damn fine work there sir.
>whoops forgot to remove tripcode from last quest>>19256924This.
>>19256893Not yet, she has to ask the girls but by this point it is all but assured and she is the only one holding it up
>>19256949We're talking about Perrine right now, not Mio.
"Yes, Perrine's become a part of my family. As for how I feel about it, I love her, and I know she loves me, but becoming a father so soon, is quite a bit frightening. I'll do the best that I can, of course, but I'm just afraid that my inexperience will let down my child somehow.""A father?" he asks you. "She's pregnant?""Yes. Yes she is." you tell him."well how did the other take that?""There... was some friction at first. But I think things are going well now.""And you, you say you're afraid you might let your child down. Why do you say that? Would you not do everything for that child? Would you not try and be the best father for it?""I would. Of course I would. But... I just don't know if it will be enough.""Hayate, any amount of love and care you give to your child would be more than enough." he says as he puts his clipboard down."Now, you said a girl broke your arms. What happened? Was it one of your family? Did you have a fight?">how to make sure the archive updates?
>>19256924This
>>19257037It was one of their friends, she thought I had been keeping things from her and she got violent, I can understand where she was coming from with wanting to protect the girls but she refuses to see past the conclusions she jumps to
>>19257037Archive updates every 15 minutes. Just ditching when we get to page 12 or so should be enough.
>>19257037>>19257075You can also force a refresh by resubmitting the thread. Won't change the description, or the tags, but it'll refresh the saved page.
>>19257067It was from a girl who is basically Perrine's older sister. She thought I lied to her, and then was going to have Perrine throw her life away to stay with me. She has a bit of a temper and got violent. I was trying to talk her down, to get her to see sense, but Perrine got involved and I had to take a blow to protect her. Ended up breaking my arms, but I've had worse. It wasn't as bad as the time my father threw me into traffic as a child.
>>19257037>to force an update, attempt to archive the same thread again"Ah, that. That was actually when one of Perrine's friends, found out about the pregnancy."When she first confronted me about it, I did not believe that Perrine was pregnant, because she was hiding it, and I said as much. "But when it came out that Perrine WAS pregnant, and that she was going to throw away her previous career in the military and burn every bridge she had to their home Dimension for the sake of staying here with me, she became...violent."I can understand her feelings, though, I'd probably be the same if someone hurt any of my girlfriends. I just wish she was more open to talking things out; we seem to be able to talk with each just fine on other topics."
>>19257037"Well interesting story, the girl in question - Trude - is Perrine's superior and an acquaintance of mine who had found out Perrine was pregnant far earlier than I did and so at the time I denied it. Later on it came out that she was and she did what I assume she believed to be a logical reaction, attempt to crush me with an I-Beam."
>>19257117This covers it better.
>>19257117I'm voting this too.
>>19257117this right here
"Well it's an interesting story, the girl in question - Trude - is Perrine's superior and an acquaintance of mine who had found out Perrine was pregnant far earlier than I did and so at the time I denied it. Later on it came out that she was and she did what I assume she believed to be a logical reaction, attempt to crush me with an I-Beam.""WIth an I-beam? Those huge steel girders?""Yep. She swung them around like sticks. Anyway, it was a misunderstanding at first, that turned into the truth, that turned into a bad confrontation.""And do you hold some resentment over it?" he asks you."Truth be told, yeah I do. She could have hurt Perinne, she tried to stop the assault, and that does not sit well with me.""the feeling of wanting to protect someone is natural, Hayate. And it's obviously why you hold it against her, but you must also realize that she also wanted to protect her friend... Be it in a highly volatile and violent manner.""I know... I guess I also need to talk to her soon huh?""Yes. Yes you do. Now tell me, you think another girl wants to confess to you? What makes you think that?"WAT SAY
>>19257208Well, a combination of things. She keeps trying to drag me off. She calls me her wife. She had me visit her one night for what seemed to be a marriage interview. She's told me she wants my babies. Last, would be due to a prank from Mike. He put some kind of psychic paper over my head and she kissed me and said "Yes, I will marry you."She's just so stubborn she doesn't want to admit it.
>>19257208Well she has said she wants to marry me after a prank Mike pulled involving me buried up to my neck in sand and a sheet of psychic paperAlso she after a prank me and my girlfriend pulled while under the effects of age regression candy she talked to me and said that I had everything in life she wanted in stability, love and family
>>19257208"Oh, well that one's easy. She tries to make out with me pretty much every chance she gets. Forcefully."Truth be told, my other girlfriends already know, it's just that she can't seem to say those words. Even though she has no qualms physically showing her affections."
>>19257208Mio right?Well my biggest tip-off was getting really excited and saying yes when a piece of psychic paper said "Will you marry me?" need to get Mike back for that, slipping into my families make out thing, stealing and wearing my clothes, some discarded, some I was still wearing, calling me her wife... oh! And all those attempts at holding me down and forcing me to preform sexual acts upon her."
Come to think of it we didn't invite Shinji to the housewarming party eitherIt would of been a good chance for him to meet the girls and see what our life was likeAnd also helping us make up for throwing him at frank
>>19257267Damn knew we forgot someone important.
>>19257275we forgot ryu as well
>>19257256Yeah.
>>19257289No, we invited Ryuu. I think he helped us send Mike down the slide the first time.
>>19257289Ryuu was there, I'm pretty sure. Showed up with Mike &... Max? A third person, I'm not sure who. They apehandled him down the slide.
>>19257289We asked Mio to invite him.
Page 10, LG.
>>19257256But we don't know what the psychic paper said, only what Mio told us.
>>19257289we asked shirley and mio to let him know...and i think we mentilated to him as well
>>19257322That was a hasty lie and we know it.
>>19257322Yeah, but the look on her face. . . Even Hayate isn't that dense.
>>19257315Yep he did indeed
>>19257315Mike, Max, Ryuu, and the dude all came together...and didnt DOOMRIDER show up as well?
>>19257335And the fact she basically screamed yes I will marry you
>>19257347Nope, Kharn did thoughDoomrider only showed up for Nanoha's birthday
>>19257350and also "i want your d*ck"
You proceed to tell him about Mio."Well, a combination of things. She keeps trying to drag me off. She calls me her wife. She had me visit her one night for what seemed to be a marriage interview. She's told me she wants my babies. Last, would be due to a prank from Mike. He put some kind of psychic paper over my head and she kissed me and said "Yes, I will marry you." She's just so stubborn she doesn't want to admit it.""So she's reluctant about confessing?""Very.""And are you doing something to help her?""Well, i guess. In the past I tried to run away from her advances, but now, I've chosen to actively pursue her.""So you plan on beating her at her own game?""Yes.""Haha. This brings back some memories. I apologize for laughing Hayate, but this really seems like the story of a meek boy and a certain redhead i know." he chuckles as he reminisces."She as a burning beacon of light. A firebrand. A force of nature. He was an ordinary teen. She had feelings for him, he had some for her. But the two never said anything about it.... That is until he, that boy, decided to man up and go after her.""Shinji... are you talking about...""Haha. Nope, no names. Right no that boy is a psychiatrist here in the Bureau, the girl is now a field agent out spreading her own brand of justice through the Dimensions. Oh, and their kid is about to be tested for majaikal aptitude by next month. Anyway, I'm not saying this as your therapist, but i say go for her and make her come out of that shell. They may seem tough, but they break easily."He reaches for a glass of water as he continues to chuckle."So, one of your girlfriends have been sent to the field? Did you manage to give her a proper send-off?"[ ]yes[ ]yes, but i could have done more.
>>19257373Yes but I could of done more
[ ]yesThis one I believe we did perfectly.
>>19257373Yes.I seriously don't think it's actually possible to have done more to send her off.
>>19257373[x]yes
[ ] yes[x] yes, but i could have done more.We always can do more
>>19257373[x]Yes.>>19257398Don't be a faggot.
>>19257373[x]yesThis, I think, we actually couldn't have done better short of going ourselves.
>>19257373We had a really huge beach party at my new resort house, where a lot of ppl were invited, we also made sure to be there when she went through the stargate with some gifts for her.We are also trying to figure out how we send her care packages with the regular supply drop that come from here.
"yes." you say with a smile."Great. You must make sure to remember that there are no permanent goodbyes. But even so, you must make the best of every moment you have together.""Yeah. You are right.""Now, how about these ghosts you're talking about? When did you see them and what exactly happened?"
>>19257480They look like a female with red eyes and hair the same color as mine.Last time I saw her, she yelled at me because I was in her house. She disapeared, and Klaus told me I was talking to myself.I saw her before this, but nobody else could.
>>19257480"First, I saw her while coming back from dinner with my family. A slim girl, with blue hair and red eyes. She seemed surprised to see me, but disappeared a few seconds after that."The second time, I was having trouble sleeping after the party yesterday, so I took a walk on the beach. She was there again, and we talked for a bit, before falling in pit trap that someone left. Then she disappeared again."
>>19257480"See I've seen her twice now, and both times for only an instant. The first time we yelled "You" at the same time, then she was gone.... the second she said that she owned my home, and that I was trespassing on her property. As far as I know only I and the previous owner, who is definitely not her, are the only ones to ever occupy the resort. Both times Kraus detected nothing, and only I saw her. There were no anomalies or anything... it's really strange because she looks so familiar."
>>19257523this and add that she looks familiar but we dont know who and why
"They look like a female with red eyes and hair the same color as mine. Last time I saw her, she yelled at me because I was in her house. She disapeared, and Klaus told me I was talking to myself." you tell him."I saw her before this, but nobody else could. She looks vaguely familiar, but I'm unsure why.""Well, Hayate, i think you know that ghosts are quite real.""Yes. Yes I do.""It's very possible that your house may indeed be haunted, or that you yourself are haunted.. But then again you could just be hallucinating due to stress or other things. Tell me, what's your biggest worry as of late?"WAT SAY?
>>19257590That I will lose it all.
>>19257590"Lately, it's been making sure that Perrine would be able to stay at the Bureau, but today, Mike told me about a big loophole that makes it not a problem anymore."
>>19257590"That.. That this isn't real. That I'm going to wake up in a hospital after having been hit by a car or something, and this was all just a dream. Well, that's the biggest worry. Smaller, it's probably making sure Perrine could stay without too much trouble. Then that Nanoha will be okay while she's out on field training."
>>19257590"As of late? That your going to do something that involves making me bleed. But really what I fear are my parents some how fucking up my life again, and possibly as far as destroying my family. I will not be sold to organ harvesters again..."
>>19257590"Recently, it was about Perrine's dishonorable discharge, but that got sorted out because Mike was able to find a loophole in the treaty with her home Dimension. "And there's still the baby to worry about."But my biggest worry, is still my first: that things have been going too right for me, and that everything will come crashing down and I'll be left with nothing, just like before I came to the Bureau."I have friends, a loving family, a home, a great job, and I can't shake the feeling that it's all just going to go up in a puff of smoke."
>>19257658This.Our biggest fear is that the other shoe will drop hard.
Status report: Currently the SS Swagicy has currently found itself on page 11.
>>19257658Going for this.
"Lately, it's been making sure that Perrine would be able to stay at the Bureau, but today, Mike told me about a big loophole that makes it not a problem anymore. And there's also the fact that I'm worried about Nanoha and if she'll be okay during field training.""I'm sure you know she'll be okay.""yeah.""And there's nothing else worrying you?""Well... I know I've said this before, but I'm still a bit worried that this could all end badly, that the other shoe would drop. There's still that small peice of me that still doubts if all of this is real.""Let me tell you Hayate, that this is all very real. As ridiculously fantastic as majaik, talking animals, time travel and all of that other stuff seem it's all real. As for all of this ending, it ill only end if you let it end. And I'm sure you would not let it go jsut like that.""Of course." you answer with confidence."Then don't. No mater the obstacles, no matter the hardship that you find yourself facing, just blow them all away and move on."he tells you with an adjustment of his glasses."Now Hayate, i want you to tell me, have you had any breakdowns lately?"
>>19257751"I...huh. In fact, no."
>>19257751I certainly can't think of any.
>>19257751"Not breakdowns per se, but there was a bit where I tried to tell a funny story about my childhood, and my family didn't find it very amusing."
>>19257792This.
>>19257751No, but when I told everyone one of my favorite memories from my childhood, the one where I learned English and got to explore America, my family got really depressed.Would you like to hear about it?
I think the only one Hayate has had this week was the one over Naru.Were there any that I've forgotten?Oh, wait. Was the whole thing with the age-reduction candy (and Ursula's counter-prank) this week, or before?
>>19257792Yeah, we should say we were quite confused wince it really was quite funny for our life
>>19257830Neither of those were breakdownsNot even like our controlled crash on Keima
just finished my first game of pathfinder, it was the shit.
Maybe Shinji will help us understand that our standards of "happy vs sad" are totally warped.
>>19257856It's not like our standards of happy and sad are that warped but just when you are used to them being so low even the tiniest break seems like a great thing
TO THE LIFEBOATS!>>19257898
>>19257373>"Haha. Nope, no names. Right no that boy is a psychiatrist here in the Bureau, the girl is now a field agent out spreading her own brand of justice through the Dimensions. Oh, and their kid is about to be tested for majaikal aptitude by next month. Anyway, I'm not saying this as your therapist, but i say go for her and make her come out of that shell. They may seem tough, but they break easily."Another one for the swag pile?
