You are Sagara Sousuke. A Mithril operative and Bureau Trainee.These are the chronicles of the less then ordinary days you spend in this less than ordinary place.--------------------------------------------------------------------Saturday. 22:15You spent your afternoon training in this forest clearing as usual, with no one other than your Bontas for company.Now, as you sit down for some quick MREs before your bonfire, you pull out your Device.Al, in his normal, handy form of an ordinary looking fragmentation grenade sits there in your palm as you remember the cryptic events of earlier.------------------------------------Saturday. 12:30.You were summoned by your handler to his office.The spartan room a welcome change to the gaudy and somewhat chaotic class."Agent Sagara, I don't exactly have the luxury to give you a lengthy explanation of why I called for you" he addressed you "so I'll just get down to business.""I, in my capacity as your handler, have decided that your Device is due for an upgrade.""An upgrade, Sir?" you asked him"Yes, an upgrade.Nothing too fancy though, just something that I think would come in very handy.""And what would that be Sir?"He chuckles, something you've never seen him do before."Oh, you'll find out soon enough."
--------------------------------------------------------------Saturday. 22:16Device still in hand, you ponder just what that upgrade could be.YOu yourself are already satisfied with how your device performed.He can turn into and materialize any weapon and vehicle you have handled before, he can store a veritable armory's worth of real guns, he can generate and direct your squad of Bontas.There's nothing more you could want of AL.But still, this upgrade intrigues you.[ ]Ask AL about it.[ ]Try and find out on your own.[ ]Finish eating and go shoot stuff
>>19369013[x] Ask AlHe'd know, and pressing buttons when you don't know what they do is irresponsible.Especially when the buttons are attached to a grenade.Also, welcome back dude>dat Twitter summaryHoly fuckballs women can be insane sometimes. But, uh, if anyone ever offers you a ride in a time machine, turn em down, yeah?
>>19369013Finish eating and shoot stuffWe can't just drop our training in the middle
>>19369023Twitter summary?Also ask Al, it is the fastest route to shenanigans
>>19369031The reason LG's been missing for a while.http://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuyScroll down to the first twitpic link.
>>19369037Nooooo bike-KunTerrible end to the week but hopefully will all get better
>"I, in my capacity as your handler, have decided that your Device is due for an upgrade."Oh shit! Lambda Driver time?
Another for ask alLet's get this ball rolling
Holy shit LG just read the twitter summary of why you were gone. Definitely a good reason to delay doing some quest threads. Hope you're okay.
>ask ALThough your device doesn't talk much, not being one for conversation or outbursts of profanity like those used by others in your class, you decide to ask AL just what upgrade he got."Al, status report, what upgrade did you receive?"He responds in his crisp voice in as concise a manner as possible,"Augmented weapon personification projections.""And what is that?" you ask him"Chosen weapons will now be given the ability to project a human form to aid in combat.""Like the Bontas?" You ask him."Negative. New subroutine far more complex. Projections capable of more freedom of movement and interaction.""Show me." you order him."Affirmative. Select a weapon."WHAT GUN DO YOU TRY OUT?Roll 1d100, and add your choice of gun.Highest roll will be the first test subject
>>19369073... the devices are already far more complex versions of a lambda driver.
>>19369096>"Chosen weapons will now be given the ability to project a human form to aid in combat."FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCKSousuke acquires gun harem.
>>19369096Aw, and I considered watching Upotte at one point. Character art style put me off pretty quick.May as well go with the lead character, FN FNC.
rolled 17 = 17>>19369096>WHAT GUN DO YOU TRY OUT?Rocket Launcher, acquire blue hair tsundere.
rolled 34 = 34>>19369096All of them
rolled 45 = 45Pisto? What gun is his usual standby in the series, go to that
rolled 87 = 87>>19369125And maybe some dice to go with that.
rolled 21 = 21>>19369096Thompson submachine gun.
rolled 25 = 25PSG-1?Fucked if I know my gun knowledge comes from mgs
>>19369125The series is actually pretty amusing if you get past that
rolled 47 = 47Also for people unfamiliar of where this is goinghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upotte!!
rolled 45 = 45>>19369153I would like to second the Thompson. Also, in an uncharacteristic fit of amusement, can it also generate the suit to go with it around my school uniform.
>>19369189Speaking of which why do I get the feeling people are gonna try and get that subroutine from Sousuke when we get back behind the wheel of hayate?
rolled 10 = 10MP5 shoulder mounted assist waifu?Upbeat M16A4 who is cheery and happy to counterbalance our jarheadedness?
>>19369151You consider what weapon to use, and is unable to pick one quickly."Just pick something at random." you tell AL."Affirmative, using FN FNC." he replies as the gun materializes in your hands."Initializing augmented weapon personification projections." he continues.The gun glows but seemingly nothing happens."... What?" you ask as you turn it over and see nothing changed with it.[ ]test fire[ ]ask AL
rolled 75 = 75>>19369210Test fire
rolled 61 = 61>>19369210Time to take the perfect firing stance.
>>19369210[x] test fireoh boy here we go
>>19369210> ^_^ Yay! Welcome back LGI think we should ask Al first before we fire.
>>19369210Test fireWe must know how this affects our weapons handling
>Test fireYou stand up off the log you were sitting on and face the firing range you have set-up on the other side of the range.The gun in your hand is an assault rifle, this range should be no challenge for it.You center your sights on one straw-filled dummy and squeeze the trigger slowly."Aaahn~!" a small voice tells you from somewhere."I-if you do that... I-I... I'm gonn fire!"*BANG*A smoking hole presents itself dead center in the target you picked, and something makes a noise behind you.You turn around, gun still poised to fire, and find a girl of about 15 years old on her knees hugging herself.WAT DO?
>>19369276Ask her to identify herself.>*BANG*Gotta try a chaingun soon.
>>19369276Dont worry its good thing my girl
rolled 42 = 42>>19369276Continue shooting and make her orgasm
rolled 36 = 36>>19369276Disregard womenAcquire Mozambique DrillKeep firing!
>>19369276Address interloper
Fire again three more shots into the target
Damn it Kashim! Already do something dirty without knowing it. We should identify the girl first before we start firing again for lulz.
rolled 44 = 44>>19369276Magdump.
>>19369276Demand her name, business and reason for being so near to our target range.Also ask her how she sneaked up on us without us noticing.Welcome back LG!
>Keep firing.Turning your back to her once more, you continue firing.*BANG! BANG! BANG!*Each shot mirrored by a gasp and a moan from behind you."P-please... No more." the girl pants from her position on the ground.You look at the girl, she's flushed and gasping for air, her arms wrapped tightly around her body."Who are you?" You ask her as you sling the gun across your back."I'm FNC. Your gun." she answers through teary eyes as she looks up at you.[ ]wat.[ ]explain further[ ]Bullshit
Explain further
Play with trigger while asking
>>19369400Girls = guns?Commander = a girl, is she a gun too?My god, I think I... like girls.(Explain further)
>>19369400Explain furtherPoint out that our gun is currently here and show it to her to reinforce the point
>>19369400Ditch FNC and get a SG550 instead.She has better legs.
>>19369400>[X]explain further
>>19369400[X] Explain further
>>19369425G3 has nicest legs, but she's a german, and german chicks can be mean.
Press trigger gently
>>19369425FNC could go Yandere on us.
>>19369400[x] Explain further>Can we have a flammenwerfer?>because PURGE IT WITH FIRE
>>19369422We're going to have to fieldstrip the rifle after practice too.Might as while get to it now.
>>19369400Explain furtherBut there's no reason not to play around with the trigger takeup on our weapon.
>>19369457Flamethrowers are not weapons, they are agricultural tools.
>>19369443I'd let her Heckle my Koch.
Complete list of all Seishou guns.
>>19369498Complete list of all Red Steel guns.
>>19369476True, but>Psycho Nazi Dude/Dudette >GLORIOUS CLEANSING FIRE>ALL SHALL BURN!>BBUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!It's just an idea.>>19369482>H&KThey only accept Teutonic Operators mate.And gigantic wallets
>>19369501And FAQ.
"Explain further." you tell her. "My gun is here." you tell her as you point to the rifle hanging by its strap from your body."Yes..." she answers a little awkwardly as she tries to get up, "But I am also that gun."This makes no sense, you think to yourself."We're... connected." She continues."So you are this gun, and this gun is you?""Yes... Please let me introduce myself again."She dusts herself off. "I'm FNC, born in Belgium. I use the 5.56x45mm NATO round. Pleased to meet you." She salutes you a little sloppily."So... Whenever I fire this gun, you feel it?" you ask her again as you point the gun's muzzle skywards."Yes...""Interesting." you say to no-one in particular[ ]pull the trigger.[ ]ask her what exactly she can do
>>19369400Explain further. As a soldier Sousuke will want to know the full specs of any new weapon or program.
>>19369534Both at once.Also ask if this means it's going to happen for every weapon we have.
[X]pull the trigger.
>>19369518>second largest producer of oranges in the world>secondThis is unacceptable, I vote we "liberate" the country in the number one spot.
>>19369534Ask her what she can do, we must see what use this new subroutine is to us so we can factor it in to our plans
>>19369534This >>19369543Also, waiting warmly for [ ] clean barrel option.
>>19369534Don't shoot up in the air you idiot! You'll mess up your firing range stats. Also its dangerious.If you're my gun, what can you do? You cannot also shoot can you, I don't see a barrel.
>>19369534First:[x]pull triggerObserve reactionThen:[x]ask her what exactly she can doMaybe some tests to see how 'connected' they are.Durability tests, firing tests in extreme conditions etc
Pull the.... Damn it! I mean that we should ask her what she can do.
>>19369534Ask her what exactly she can do. "So, that means that you will be capable of independent. operation with an FNC?"
>>19369534>Discharge firearm negligently into the airNever.
>>19369534[x] ask her what she exactly can doalso missed ya LG, now i only need fap angel back
"So what exactly can you do?" you ask this strange, cheerful girl in a sailor uniform."Uhmm... I can fight alongside you if you need me to, but I can only use that gun." she tells you."This gun?""yes, that gun."Without another word, you oncemore turn to the targets you had set up across the clearing, select the full-auto firing mode and unload the magazine.*BRAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP!*Her piteous and strangely alluring moans coincide with the firing of the gun.As the dummy you fired at falls to the ground, ripped to shreds, you hear her fall down again behind you.You look back at her, her small form sprawled and panting on the packed dirt, her short skirt hitched up.'... A thong?' you think as you see what was underneath that green fabric."D-did you see?" she asks you.[ ]nope.[ ]see what?
>>19369616[X] see what?Tread carefully.
>>19369616See what? Your reaction to me firing?
>>19369616Do we have ammo? if no reload
>>19369616(See what?)"If you can only use this gun, then wouldn't I need another gun if I'm to fire?"
>>19369616[x]see what?also readed ya story. feels bad man
>>19369616See what? And can you generate this kind of gun for me as well when your using it, or is it restricted to you alone?
>>19369616[x] see what?
>>19369637pic is LG's explanation
>>19369665>THat story...so, LG almost got Perrine'd?
>>19369669Karma's a real bitch
>>19369616[x]see what?Also, though they're outside of the guns covered, I'd like to see the FN-SCAR sisters (L and H), and the interaction between KAC-47 and AK-105; an M4 that fires 7.62WP and an AK that fires 5.56NATO.
>>19369672>karmaWe had this conversation 75 threads ago, man.
>>19369669oh god lolled while i shouldnt
>>19369679Was it really that long ago? I thought it was more recent than that.
"See what?" you ask her"Y-you know..." she smooths her skirt back down, pulling on the hem as if trying to stretch it longer."No. I don't."She blushes and fidgets."That... My skirt...""Oh. Your thong?" You ask her as it all clicks."You did see!" She quickly jumps to her feet and comes at you, small fists pounding on your chest."It's n-not my fault I have a skeleton stock!""So a skeleton stock leads to a thong?" you ask her"N-nooooooo! S-stop talking about it!" She manages to snatch the gun from you, and point it right at you.With a bright red blush, and protests streaming from her mouth, she pulls the trigger.
>>19369693"Before this moment, did I ever see the world?"
You should reload before shooting
>>19369693*Click*
>>19369693CQC that shit, Sousuke!She's still within the range that you have a chance to disarm her!
>>19369702this
>>19369693EmptySo why do you react in that way when I fire the gun?
>>19369693Putting this aside... Ask about the full extend of her abilities. For example: will she need body armor? She certainly does not look capable of surviving any damage in her present state. Also, if she has such a reaction to being fired, won't it make aiming difficult for her?
NEXT TIME ON MANIC SOUSUKE QUESTField StrippingNew thread whenever the hell I feel like it.>MSQ will be back at 2200.Anything you guys want to ask/talk about before I jump out of the thread?
>>19369723Why can't I stop smiling?
>>19369723Q: Are you a wizard?
>>19369723Are you ready for the backlash of madfags who were rejoicing because they thought you died and the quest was over for good?
>>19369723Is it just me or does it seem like we are gaining traps as we go alongStarted with Hayate and Keima then we got Ayumu who does and doesn't qualify depending on who you speak to and hideyoshi who doesIs this a anti swagging measure? Or just a shenanigans option for you
>>19369723>Anything you guys want to ask/talk about before I jump out of the thread?You said in twitter that you were watching some Marimite to preapre for the current simulation. You should watch some mari Holic as well and mix them together.
>>19369723how does it feel to get perrined yourself?
>>19369723Who are you and what have you done to the real LG? Where were the tears?captcha: was rsquest
>>19369723>You want plot? Ill give you your goddamn plot. And speed? I can do that. Time to shift gears. Prepare your anuses, thing are happning. #msqSo, is shit about to get real on mainline Hayate?Also your reaction to this>>19369669?And how are you holding up?Glad to have you back LG
>>19369744Only hayate gets tearsEveryone else gets shenanigans
>>19369744No tears in sidequestsonly dreams
>>19369732I welcome it. It's been a week and my stores of tears have almost run dry.>>19369730No. I was so close to achieving it too. >>19369736I... I kinda like traps. [the good ones]>>19369738I've watched that before.Dem trap/reverse trap twins man. Damn.>>19369741That call from my mum shook me."_____'s here... and she says she's with your son."i think I almost dropped the phone at that.>>19369747well, I will try and go for a "faster" style of writing, try and cut back on the micromanagement.And I'm doing pretty good now, getting back to work cleared my head of the stuff from the past week.>>19369744this was more of a typing exercise for me, since this sidestory has very little planned for it, I had no tears to give.>>19369728You took too many happy pills
>>19369795Well I never particularly liked them until this so you got me interested in them dammitOne more thing to blame 4chan forSo is it going to start happening more? Should we start being wary of what we swag in case we get an unexpected surprise?
>>19369827As long as he hasn't watched Haiyore! Nyaruko-san we should be fine.
>>19369838There is basically no way he hasn't.
>>19369838>As long as he hasn't watched Haiyore! Nyaruko-san we should be fine.hastur hastur hastur*gets nommed*
>>19369838This should be no surprise, but I'm fine either way.
>Something for nightmares. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_oJESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FLYING FUCKWHAT THE HELL LG>sage for OH GOD MY EYES BURN IT PURGE IT WITH FIRE
>>19369838We pretty much need Mahiro, Nyaruko, Kuuko and Hasuta to be trainees at the Bureau now.
>>19369838He has>my eldritch abomination can't be this cute
>>19369882fuck forgot the sage, oh well
LG, please tell me we get to capture things like what you showed us for Juicing. They deserve more than a quick death.
I am expecting Aikawa to turn up at some point to be honestHe has posted a picture of him before in one of the non quest threads
>>19369838.. BUT I DO WATCH IT.Hastur is beyond amazing.And his VA is a great bonus to boot.
>>19369795I actually like that we have to handle shit outselvesMaybe not to the degree we have but like we check on our plant and make sure it is going well instead of just roll a dice plant diesSmaller things like food and that we can easily cut down the micromanagement ofBeen thinking about a hardening potion as a possible help for us, make things stronger so we can use improvised weapons or defenses and also the sticky bomb idea but have it go from a liquid to almost solid so it slows them right down
>>19369827>surprise wieners.Hahaha. YEEEEEES.>>19369898not worth capture, not enough juice.
>>19369941I agree that some things we can assume get done, like most meals, but the finer control over certain things like the snowberry bush is good. That way it's an extended test that we can choose to follow in order to get better results, rather than having a single dice roll determine success or failure, without mitigating actions or bonuses.
>>19369886Do they really? Well perhaps for Hasuta but the other two already know Space CQC and are interplanetary agents.
>>19369962I vote we juice the entire goddamn mlp universe, eso-fuckshit or something it was.And we do it slowly, painfully, preferrably while they are all being raped by Frank.The point is they must suffer, a lot.>yes, I dont like ponyfags. I know one, and he is annoyingly insistent on showing fucking yaoi fur porn.>It looks a LOT more worse than it sounds
>>19370017I know a couple ponyfags, and they don't shove MLP down other peoples' throats. I think your case is simply a matter of a THAT GUY who happens to be a ponyfag, rather than the other way around. Besides, Canon integrity would be compromised if you Juice the entire MLP Canon, and that would catch the attention of the TSAB and the TG.
>>19370049Too late, they were juiced long ago.The threat of so much concentratd SUE meant if the bureau didn't juice them then the TSAB or TG were gone nuke it and a 5 meta radius
>>19370049I know, but goddamn that fat fuck is starting to get on my nerves. I can only be politely quiet to him for so long while he shows furaffinity porn fullscreen on his laptop while on class, with me as his seatmate. >sage for off-topic
>>19370077So tell him off. Tell him that you believe him to be a sad sack of shit, that his constant forcing of his fetishes onto others who obviously find it distasteful only serve to underline his inability to maintain social connections, and ignore him completely thereafter.If you're lucky, he'll commit suicide.
>>19370077"bro what the fuck kind of sick porn are you looking at"Loud enough for people around to hear.
>>19370049No I would say you found the "anti that guy" for the entire fandomI have met far more of ADF's than I have even heard of yours and I am also on the juice the fuckers painfully bandwagon
off to bed. I'll see you guys for MSQ at 2200.Prepare for some quality time with Keima.
>>19370095>No I would say you found the "anti that guy" for the entire fandomThen I've found a group of them, about 6 or so.
>>19370098Goddammit, I don't want to add to the sexual confusion that Keima is experiencing right now.
>>19370098>Prepare for some quality time with Keima.I AM TAKING MY PANTS OFF
>>19370138Of course you are, this is an all girls school, so you need to wear a skirt. Why are you yelling the obvious?
>>19370098>bucket of tears nearly dry>TIME FOR HUE AND BUTTHURT TEARSYesss
>>19370117I think you are about the only one that doesI am looking forward to the trolling aspect less than the "let's bag a guy" aspectAlso if we did bag a trap I fear for his safety with Erica and Ursula about and then Mio when we get her sorted out
>>19370098So which of us is going to be the Oneesama? I can see hilarity both ways.
>>19370184Gotta be Keima oneesamaThen we can hang off him like a clingy sibling
>>19370176So the most important thing to you is making two guys have gay sex together?
>>19370204No I put that the wrong way aroundMeant to be more the trolling than the bag a guy aspectI am a terrible person either way though
>>19370204Everything in this quest has been leading up to mansex. Keima was our very first romantic interest even before we gave Erica some sausage.
>>19370216Still, there is no need to go any further than we might regret later.The trolling already got out of hand.Dont worry though, LG will have plenty of butthurt for US, we will all have our fill.Whether we like it or not
>>19370233Sorry but I think this time the Keima train has no brakesWe are stuck with him for a 3 day sim so it is gonna e shenanigans even if we steer away from the trolling
>>19370216There's no real reason to pursue him, and we didn't attempt to pursue him in the beginning, either. We served everyone drinks, after that first class. I don't see anything good coming out of pursuing Keima.
>>19370253We pretty much aimed to screw him in our room until Shirou popped in and we went out of our way to try seduce him even when he was in male form like when we danced with him during the ballThere might not be a real reason to pursue him but we have before and we have people who want to keep going with it for whichever reason
>>19370253Really wasn't any reason to pursue anyone if that is your argument.
>>19370253>There's no real reason to pursue himBy that logic there was no real reason to pursue anyone. Besides, quite simply it seems that the majorite of the thread wants to pursue him.
So to pool our ideasCalling Keima oneesama and generally acting like a clingy younger sibling or acting like he is the younger and call him things like imouto etcThe expected walk in while changing / bathing / etc situation where we go unflappable vs girly screamshilarious misunderstandings with class which will of course occurAnything else?
>>19370267>We pretty much aimed to screw him in our room until Shirou popped inSo you were going to get him drunk and then essentially rape him when he was incapable of making a sober decision? Because that's what you're saying was going to happen if Shirou didn't pop in. >we went out of our way to try seduce him even when he was in male form like when we danced with him during the ballThat was because Elsie asked us to, and we didn't go out of our way.
>>19370313Some girl finds out we're a guy and blackmails us into sex.Accidentally stealing someone's panties.Someone tries to steal our panties, but only finds boxers.Everyone in the school is a guy pretending to be a girl. Even the teachers.
>>19370327No we didn't intend to get him drunk we were gonna screw him until he got drunk off the fumes of his whiskey and Shirou appeared derailing it entirelyAnd we went looking for him we pushed him to dance and then once Elsie turned goddess mode on we pushed him gently to relax and enjoy the fact he was dancing while crossdressed with another guy. It has been referenced since then that he has been affected by that
>>19370337Nice idea but we have the gender swap potions so I don't think the first can happenIf it is an academy full of traps that would be hilarious though
Ideas:Start Tea Club, invite everyone. Get a good feel of the land(not that kind of feel, numbnuts), and find people that can divulge info.Send Keima to com labs, have him dig through the files, if he can.Go to Student Council, bring biscuits and stuff, use that as icebreaker for info trawling.>Investigation might lead to a full-blown feminist conspiracyWe need to see how Kenji is going to deal with all of this.
>>19370339>And we went looking for him we pushed him to danceYes, we pushed him to dance with Elsie, not with us. Elsie is the one that pushed that idea. As for it affecting him, Keima can see the dating game flags that Hayate triggers, so he's aware of what we're trying to do, and not liking it very much.
>>19370371Considering that LG said that he needed to watch MariMite and The Thing, we're probably going to be dealing with a shapeshifter that won't stay in the same skin for too long.
>>19370371The Student Council is the typical starting point, but I think we should check the Infirmary and the medical records. See when the last school physical was, and if any blood samples were taken. We could then have Kraus attempt a comparison between past medical records and the most recent results. Maybe even see if the blood samples show signs of the shapeshifter.
>>19369906Too right.>>19370098Pic so very related.>>19370188Goddamn do you make a compelling argument. Not sure about actually doing it, though.>>19370204At the moment.>>19370267I don't think that's where it was going then.>>19370343I'm fairly sure that is what the potions are there to avoid.Though I do have this idle fantasy(?) of getting Keima to just crossdress, without the potion. Probably shouldn't, though.
Fuck yeah!
>>19370380That is a load of shit. He never has actually shown that he hated it just that we are triggering flags to him, he even pushed to see just what our actions meant when he got on top of us during the manly picnic
>>19370380The only thing Keima dislikes is not being the one in controlAnd we did push him to dance with us after Elsie turned on goddess mode because he was still trying to get out of it
>>19369665Aw.... You must have a difficult week... You have my sympathy LG.>>19369906Welcome to the Yellow Brotherhood, brother LG! All hail to The King in Yellow with maid uniform!>>19370098Why can't I stop thinking about a hentai dojin that I aciddenly read on....
I'm still not entirely convinced that Keima isn't playing some sort of long game seduction where he makes us do the work.It's not like he hasn't already done similar stuff in TWGOK.
>>19370650Whyboner.jpg>>19370661It could suit. Especially since we gave him time to recover after the whole incident during the manly picnic night
>>19370621>He never has actually shown that he hatedSo his attempts to limit his interaction with Hayate and trying to stay emotionally distant has nothing to do with what we've been doing to him?
>>19370682If you paid attention you wouod of seen it was because he is afraid of the fact he isn't in control and is worried about the fact he is attracted to a guyHe started limiting his interactions with us after just about kissing us while drunkHe is backpedalling because of his social expectations, not that he dislikes us, not that he wants nothing to do with us but because the fact he is so affected by usThis argument has been done before and you obviously are just too stupid to see what has gone on
>>19370682He actually never did get close to us nor did he initiate any action towards usWe have always gone to him and he still gets flustered like when we asked him to be our partner for this sim>KeimaYou turn to your right and look directly at the stoic tactical genius."Hey I want you." you tell him"What?!" he blurts out."I want you to be with me.""Huh?! W-what are you saying?!" his mask of disinterest is crumbling"Well, I want you to pair up with me for this mission." you tell him, "What did you think I was saying?"He coughs, his mask going back on."Ah. Yes, that." he says as he coughs again."Okay, I'll do it." he tells you.Doesn't seem like he hates us or how we act from there. And that's just the latest interaction
>>19370718I've heard these arguments before and I still don't agree with the conclusions that you've come to. Just because you are open to the idea of a relationship with him doesn't mean that Keima is, or even wants such a relationship.
>>19370790Then you are about as dense as our version of Shirou it seems and nothing will actually convince you until LG starts going all Froggy over it
>>19370682Of course it's related. If we hadn't continued down the path we have with him, he probably wouldn't be making an effort to be distant, but that's only because, well, honestly, >>19370718 says it better'n I could.>>19370790It also doesn't mean he isn't interested on some level. Frankly, with just the latest interaction leading up to the sim entry, and while we were out training with Sosuke to a degree, I think he's at least open to the idea, even if not entirely conciously.
>>19369009Sage this fucking quest idea
>>19371563The thread is already dead. Why would you bump it?
>>19371563You do realize that posting, saged or not, shall draw further activity, such as this very post, to a thread that was already sinking from a lack of activity?Not to mention you're not really pushing it towards autosage, as it's not even close to 300 posts.
>>19371638Go easy on the poor guy, being retarded is tough.
all will be well, and all will be well, and all manner of things will be well.saying it again, trolling someone into being intentionally confused about their sexual identity/gender isn't cool, isn't appropriate butler behavior. It's a dick move.If you want to bang keima, then be straight-forward about it, but no trolling please.If you don't want to bang keima, and the issues still come up, show him we're a good friend, but not interested in him that way.Glad your back LG. sorry you had a hellishly stressful week.but better to get Perrine'd than to get Dresden'd (wont say anymore cause spoilers.)
You're right, we shouldn't try to "troll" him into it. I would like to propose that what we've been doing is teasing, which would be different from trolling. Less misanthropic, perhaps. I dunno, something like that.
>>19374567Or so I'd like to think, retrospectively.
>>19374567I doubt quite a few players will agree to that; they care more about trolling and getting their lulz in than not being dicks and assholes. One of the things they want is gay sex with Keima after all.
>>19374706>they care more about trolling and getting their lulz in than not being dicks and assholesI am well aware, but, we can try.
teasing I don't have a problem with. and when I say trolling, what i mean is any time we do something with the intent of seducing him i.e. intentionally pushing him closer to wanting hayate romantically/sexually/anything beyond friends basically. And I suppose the only real difference between teasing and seduction is the intent, on our part. I'm not opposed to teasing and shenanigans and misunderstanding hijinks (fuck you spellcheck that is how i spell hijinks), as long as we don't approach such situations with the attitude of 'great, another opportunity to try and turn keima into a confused emotional wreck' If Ryuu has been paying attention to our simulation performance, he's going to see the recording of this one after the fact, and he will know.part of the problem is that Keima is like the ice man, right? typically refrains from showing emotion as much as possible.
>>19374828>If Ryuu has been paying attention to our simulation performance, he's going to see the recording of this one after the fact, and he will know.I'm sure that part of the reason that Ryuu wouldn't teach us the gender swap potion is because he doubts we're mature and responsible enough for it. And he will likely be reviewing all of our simulation data to see if he's right or not.
>>19374828That's not what I think of as trolling, generally speaking. Probably because I really want such a thing to happen with Keima, to be entirely honest (with myself, especially). If it was done aggressively, or maliciously? Yeah, that'd certainly be trolling.I'm not even sure what I'm talking about at this point. I'm busy being distracted by finally accepting the full extent of my Keimalust. Like, more than I have previously copped to.
