WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You turn to your right and look directly at the stoic tactical genius."Hey I want you." you tell him"What?!" he blurts out."I want you to be with me.""Huh?! W-what are you saying?!" his mask of disinterest is crumbling"Well, I want you to pair up with me for this mission." you tell him, "What did you think I was saying?"He coughs, his mask going back on."Ah. Yes, that." he says as he coughs again."Okay, I'll do it." he tells you.'OI. I wanted Keima to go with me. He'll make this thing easy as pie.' Erica mentillates you when she sees you talking to him'Sorry Erica. But you snooze, you lose.' you tell her with a smirk.'Bah! I'll try for Lily then.'------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, after the Dude confirms the pairings, he starts the simulation.You and Keima find yourselves in a two-bed dorm-room.A small kitchen and a bathroom is tucked away near the door, a single large window letting in fresh air and light.A female uniform sat on each of the beds, On one of the desks, was a a couple of student handbooks, printed in gold letters on the brown leather jacket was [ST. VICIOUS' SCHOOL FOR GIRLS].And right next to them was pair of flasks holding a familiar liquid."Oh no. Not again." Keima mumbles under his breath.
Yes! The fated hour has finally come!
ALL HANDS ON DECKTHE HMS SWAGTANIC SAILS AGAIN!GROG FOR EVERYONE!
>>19377122Go and drink the potion meant for us. "Come on, Keima, it's just a computer simulation, a glorified video game."
BUENO.
Drink up
Time to point out that these girls are all basically 2d girls, and as such he is directly in his element.
As soon as Keima is a girl, start calling him "Oneesama".
He picks up one of the flasks, his hands shaking almost imperceptively."fffffffffuck." you hear him whisper as he looks at the clear liquid inside.At that moment, the Dude's voice rings in your heads.'The two of you are now transferees into class 2-C of St Vicious' Academy. Your objective is to identify, capture or eliminate a creature that has escaped during transportation to an off-site SCP facility that has now infiltrated that school.""Anything we need to know about it?" you ask'Extremely hostile. Able to take the form of any animal to disguise itself. It is also very averse to fire and heat.'"Can our devices locate it with a scan?" Keima asks this.'Unfortunately, no. It's disguises are so perfect, it is able to avoid any an all means of scanning for it. Now, as I've said before, majaik use is permitted, but you must make sure there are no witnesses and little collateral damage. You have been provided with disguises and cover stories to help you meld in with the student body better. I will contact you again at midnight. Goodluck.'As the transmission is cut, the room is plunged once again into uncomfortable silence.Keima, with a grimace, sets the flask down on the desk and sits down on the bed.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
what time is it? do we have to be going to classes soon or something?
>>19377320Read cover stories and find out if the potion will last long enough to cover the three days.Also, if we were to finish in a day somehow would it mean that we would then spend the next two days real time as a girl?
>>19377320Tell Keima that we promise to not take photo's.Down the flask and look in the mirror.Oh shit moment incoming.
>>19377341it is morning.time enough to get ready for class.
>we drink the potion>space warps as, instead of becoming a woman, our minds swap with Susan>much confusion is had
>>19377347Simulation, please for the love of god just be a simulation.
>>19377320>It is also very averse to fire and heat.FIRE BUUUUR->little collateral damageFuck.Down potion, read cover story, start looking for locations that could plausibly get really hot. Like a sauna, or a hotspring, we should totally set up cameras to monitor stuff like that.For security purposes.
>>19377391Don't fucking give ideas you fucker
>>19377397Or, you know, we can just fuck the heating system up to make it really hot, and just moniter the students until the SCP reveals itself.
>>19377363a'ight then. get ready for class.Potion, then clothes, have keima read cover story while we get changed in the bathroom, then switch.establish code phrases for identity confirmation, one for 'It's me not the creature, everything's ok', one for 'i've got some important info we need to talk about asap' and one for 'shit just hit the fan, it's go time'
>>19377320Drink the potion, since we will need it as part of our disguise. "Hey, if you dont want to swap, you can stay here and help with analysis."
>>19377429>'It's me not the creature, everything's ok'We're Elsie.>'i've got some important info we need to talk about asap'We're Haqua>'shit just hit the fan, it's go time'We're KrausHow about that?
>>19377429How do we know the creature wouldn't be able to read memories?
Fuck yeah!
>>19377509phrases more innocuous than that.>>19377536do you have a better idea for how we can make sure one of us isn't the creature in any given situation?maybe someway of using our devices to confirm with each other. but if this creature can mimic a person so well that the devices can't tell the difference, what's to stop it from fooling the devices by posing as one of us?
MY LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE MORENO LONGER SHALL I SLEEP, FOR THE LANDING GEAR HAS DESCENDED AND BROUGHT GREAT REJOICING IN HIS WAKE
>>19377595I doubt it can mimic both a Device AND one of us at the same time.
>>19377595I don't think the creature can mimic magic, and mentilation is magic. We probably don't have to worry about that.
>>19377429Can't we just mental link to Keima?Also supporting the drink the potion and reading the cover story.
>>19377626>>19377636probably true. sounds like mentilation is our best bet for verification. and the Dude probably would have told us if it could disrupt majaik somehow.
>>19377429voting for this.
Lookout’s journal:6/5: Captain has returned from port. Only a week it’s been since he disappeared; o’course it took us two days before we thought to check his cabin. one note on his desk saying ‘Personal business, drop anchor til I get back’. Not that there was any danger of us going anywhere without him o’course (none of use knows how to steer), but the sentiment was appreciated. We know he cares. Crew’s been a mite restless of late. Seems there’s been some discontent among the quieter members. We had a nice long chat about it, came to some consensus about how we’s wanting our journey to proceed. Some think we spend too much time confabulatin’ with the rest of the fleet. Some think the fleet’s too big to manage, that we ought to be out discovering uncharted territory or improving our arsenal. And some, this humble lookout included, think we ought to be a bit more considerate about our relations with other ships, before the fleet splinters or we spark a real bloody war or something like that. I ain’t sayin’ that we shouldn’t have our fun, but really, if we carry on like we’ve been doing recently, someone’s liable to blow us or one of the rest of the fleet clear out of the water.
>get ready"So... How about we prepare ourselves?" you ask Keima"Might as well," He answers as he sifts through some documents he found on the bed.Taking one of the flasks containing Ryuu's Wild-Horse potion and one of the uniforms, you head into the bathroom.Inside, you uncork the bottle and down a sizable amount.Warmth. Comfortable, soothing warmth.That's what spread through your body as it changed.In no time at all, you are staring at your female form in the mirror.Now, you are shorter by some inches, your hair grown out.Curves have formed where they should and your face a bit more feminine.As you looked over yourself, the subtle but numerous changes rendering you almost unrecognizable, things begin to click."waitaminute..."**ROLLEM**taking the fourth roll
rolled 67 = 67>>19377764OH BOY HERE WE GOOOO
rolled 9 = 9>>19377764
rolled 92 = 92>>19377764hold onto your butts
rolled 8 = 8>>19377764rolling for not spending 80 threads on this shit
rolled 24 = 24>>19377764inb4 "I look hot!"
>>19377783GODDAMMIT
>>19377776>>19377783Goddamnit Lookout, the one time you roll good and it's too soon.
>>19377783Welp...
rolled 97 = 97rollin for weird effects
rolled 91 = 91>>19377783>8"KEIMA! HELP! I JUST TURNED INTO A GHOST!"
rolled 34 = 34Why does this always happen!
"I'm so pretty!"
>>19377783I am amused to say the least.
>>19377815>>19377797Okay now you guys are just wasting the rolls.
rolled 99 = 99>3 90s>none of them the fourth
>>19377875HAHA oh wow.
>>19377783>DAT PERCEPTION."...I'm pretty cute aren't I?" you say to yourself as you turn around in place.Indeed, you were 'pretty cute'.A petite blue-haired, blue-eyed girl stood there.And if you didn't know any better, you'd rank her an A+ in your book."Dammit.... Stop checking yourself out!" you admonish yourself as you strip down to get changed."... damn, I'm fine." you mutter again as you stare at the girl in the full-length mirror.Shaking your head to clear these thoughts, you quickly slip on your disguise and head out of the bathroom, dressed and a little befuddled. "Okay Keima." you tell the youth on the bed "Your turn.""Sure... Sure.." he answers as he hands you the files he was reading earlier and heads inside.You sit down on the bed and begin reading.**ROLL FOR COVER STORY**Best roll of the first 5 will be your character.[include a quick blurb for me to build upon]
>>19377875in case anyone forgot, this is MSQ, and the dice gods hate us.
rolled 57 = 57>>19377903
rolled 74 = 74>>19377875WHAT THA FUCK?! This seems to be a bashlash from the dice gods for the break.
rolled 15 = 15>>19377903
>>19377920Shit did not read the cover story part, uhh internationally known model.
rolled 72 = 72I got no brilliant ideas, so this roll is for whatever cover story comes after this post.
rolled 54 = 54Kagura Arata.Former child soldier. Keima rescued us and is trying to help us be a normal girl.
rolled 82 = 82>>19377970Holy shit, i love it
rolled 39 = 39>>19377970>>19377951Rolling for kuudere childsoldierNow remember guys, no hatting, no getting attached.
rolled 61 = 61>>19377921oops forgot the blurb.(The most believable lie is just a hair from the truth so we use our own story and tweak it a bit.)We are a girl who was abandoned by her parents. With nowhere to go we enrolled to have a place to stay. Keima or whatever his female cover name is was one of few people we met on the street who was actually civil to us. Might as well use the alias of Susan. We are already used to it.
rolled 61 = 61Ursette McBearton, transfer student, and absolutely NOT a bear in disguise.
rolled 66 = 66Pleasedon't FallinlovewithmeA woman with an unfortunate name.An even more unfortunate part is that women seem to throw themselves at her for no apparent reason.
>>19377970We need to do this one.
rolled 29 = 29We are Keima's adopted sister. His family rescued us from a life of poverty and abuse and we act like a clingy little sister to him because he was the first person to treat us nicely and we have issues trusting adults
>>19378098Well>>19377982supports it.
rolled 16 = 16>>19377970Rolling for this
rolled 86 = 86>>19378112Supporting>>19377970Fits nicely for the abuse and mistrust of adults
>>19378147YESS!
We are Misha Strelnikov, a special ops soldier sent to hunt a dangerous criminal. Resistance is futile as the school is locked down. If the offending party is willing to hand itself in than punishment will be light, otherwise we will commence killing the enemy.The Dude never actually said we need to maintain cover at all.
>>19378198It's 6th roll.Best of 5.
>>19377970You are Kagura Arata.A child soldier rescued from the field by the philanthropic organization lead and managed by the Arata group of companies.The Heiress, Kanon Arata [Keima], took special interest in your case and have had you adopted into the family.Now, you are trying to learn how to live a normal life under her guidance and tutelage."Seems simple enough." you think to yourself, "This would also allow us to get away with some weird behavior to boot."As you put the file away, Keima, or Kanon you should say, walks out of the bathroom.[ ]Welcome back onee-sama.[ ]So, ready to head out?[ ]
>>193782085th roll says take the next one.>istonet notch,It sure is notch.
>>19378199
>>19378208Yes but one of the first 5 didn't have anything about cover story.But LG ignored it.
>>19378218[x]Welcome back onee-sama. *hug*
>>19378208Yeah but hopefully he will take it since some of the earlier rolls seemed to have no ideas attachedUnless you mean it is the sixth actual idea roll then yeah we are screwed
[x] turn into a bearandnotasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg
>>19378218Welcome back oneesama!Complete with glomp
>>19378218"So, Keima. Figured it out yet? You're like Sherlock Holmes, and I'm your idiot buddy Watson"
>>19378246It's 6th roll, but one of the first five doesn't have any backstory attached to it, so technically it's the 5th one.
rolled 5 = 5>>19377970Our quirk is that we sometimes forget to react in a social situation, then we lightly clap our hands and say "Oh! Oneesama said people do this in this situation." before reacting somewhat properly.
>>19378218[X]Welcome back onee-sama.
>>19378218[ ]So, ready to head out?
>>19378218[x](assuming the blank third option was 'other')"How do you want to play this? am I so scared of other people that I get obnoxiously nervous any time your not around and cling to you when you are around, or am I an emotionless shell of a teenager who can't relate to normal behavior and you have to keep me from shooting students in the hall over trivial matters? Whichever you would be more comfortable with."
>>19378286This works nicely, getting into character should be priority before we leave.
>>19378286Voting for trolling keima.
>>19378286Seconding this. We need to figure out how we play this.
>>19378286I vote we take the Rei Ayanami approach. Awkward silences everywhere.We'll also need a map of the ventilation duct network.
>>19378395This
>>19378286This. Let's not troll Keima and learn from our mistakes.
>>19378286I think blend those twoWe are awkward and fidgety if we are on our own and are clingy with Keima but if anyone makes any threatening gestures ( in our mind ) we go full Sousuke protecting chidori mode on them
>>19378428And I see we have the Nofunallowed.jpg crowd in here already
>>19378441not a bad idea for when we have a notion of who might be the creature, as such behavior would make Keima a very desirable target for it to replace. He would have to know in advance though that he was inadvertently becoming bait for it.
>>19378470Im all for fun, but we have really messed him up. We shouldn't continue until we reach consensus on fucking keima.
>>19378441This.
>>19378474Well we wouldn't be doing it outright without Keima knowing and he could plan around it. We can also Mentilate which removes some of the danger so it sets it up pretty nicely
>>19378470There's a difference between fun and doing the same thing repetitively because it makes you giggle.
>>19378481We did, it was go for it but trolling him is the only way we will get any reaction from him about itAs we have seen with just about every interaction since he has started becoming more distant after the party we need to push it in whichever way we want in order to get him to admit it
>>19378481>fuckingWhere did this obsession come from? If he decides he wants to fuck, fine. If he just wants friendly companionship, to be included in the family but NOT the bedroom antics, that's fine too.
>>19378507Fine then troll away.>>19378526Thread one.
>>19378470a number of us have decided that we don't want to screw with his head anymore, regardless of whether or not we want to actually screw him. see >>19374828
>>19378526Because some people can't see any relationship not being about sex
>>19378526IIRC it was a joke we had in the beginning (because he drank the potion that turned him into a hot chick) that has gotten out of hand.
>>19378507Well, what do you mean by "trolling" any way?
"How do you want to play this? am I so scared of other people that I get obnoxiously nervous any time your not around and cling to you when you are around, or am I an emotionless shell of a teenager who can't relate to normal behavior and you have to keep me from shooting students in the hall over trivial matters? Whichever you would be more comfortable with." you ask her as she smooths out her skirt.She considers this for a moment, her brow furrowing slightly behind her glasses."I want you to act the bubbly airhead that doesn't fit social norms. This will allow some inexplicable behavior to slide, and will hopefully mask some of our activities.""Okay. And you?" you ask."I play the prim and proper Ojou of course." she tells with a with a glint in her eye."Understood. So Onee-sama, ready to head out?""Let's..."The two of you step out of the room on the way to class.
>>19378542Yeah I see only two people supporting that reallyAnd it isn't much screwing with his head when he is already quite far along the path this is just getting him to admit itI don't want to fuck with his head per se I just think this is the perfect time for some fun and getting him into a situation where it can't just be ignored so we work the whole thing out
>>19378613>bubbly airhead that doesn't fit social normsWE YANDERE NOW
>>19378564Not what you are meaning I guessI use trolling as maybe joking and making him a bit uncomfortable with our actionsIn this case it would also be aimed at making him come out and admit he wants to be with Hayate in whichever capacity he decides
>>19378672So, perhaps more like teasing.I've come to generally associate "trolling" with "being an asshole." Some times not seriously, but still.
>>19378613This is going to be glorious. We should act like a maid. You know, since we're used to taking orders and all that.And if anyone asks if we've killed people, we drop the airhead persona and stare them dead in the eye: "It stopped being weird after the tenth."
>>19378672>>19378619Why can't we just hang out with him like we do with all the other guys, i mean really this all started as a joke that has actually gotten pretty stale at this point.
>>19378707Ah yeah there we goFor me trolling is less being an outright asshole and generally a catch all for joking with peopleSo yeah it is more teasing and maybe pushing him towards saying what he wants one way or the other
>>19378716Because of the reactions we got and the fact we have pretty badly screwed with his head so far so leaving him will probably end up for the worse
>>19378720That I'm okay with.>>19378716Because it's Keima, and I want in his pants, damnit.I mean, I'm stressing about screwing up with him so much, I'm thinking about skipping out on the night, and maybe the next few.
>>19378734I'm not saying leave him, i'm saying why can't we just hang out as bros? Nothing more, nothing less, if it helps we could even do another thing where we get together with all the guys to make it less awkward.
>>19378734I disagree with that, that it would be better to let Keima retreat to a distance he feels comfortable, and treat him as just another one of the guys, like Sousuke, Touma, Gai, Jun, or Negi.
"WHAT?!" Kenji exclaims as the Dude explains the situation"HELL NO! HELL THE FUCK NO!" he tries to look for an exit, an escape route."Kenji-san... Please. It's part of the mission." Negi, his partner, now in an older female form thanks to the potion and a piece of Melmo candy, tries to reason with him."NOOOOOOOOOOPE...!" 'Kid. Think of it this way, this will allow you to get into the mindset of your enemy. Remember what Kungfucious said, -Know your enemy and crush him under your foot-.' the Dude tells him.This effectively shuts Kenji up.'Think of it as a deep cover assignment.'"..." He grabs the remaining flask, a uniform and heads into the bath.Moments later, she runs screaming from the bathroom stark naked, her hands on her crotch."IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S GOOOOOOOONE!"
>>19378768Exactly.
>>19378773Just get him some whiskey, he'll be fine.
>>19378734So your response to him constantly trying to get the space TO figure out what he feels is to encroach on it? No, best to let him come to terms at this point and give him a chance to both breathe and take his side of initiative.If he decides to let it lie, let it lie. Pushing him is only selfishness on our end at this point and will hamper his ability to do what HE wants, whatever that is in the end.
>>19378798Except he is terrible at actually initiating any sort of conversation and letting him do that since the guys night has ended with him being basically a robotThis isn't a "let it work out by waiting it out" situation we need to push it if we ever are going to get a result either way
>>19378821All I get from that response is that he does not like it. It would be unbecoming of a butler to force our will on him if that's the reaction he chooses.
>>19378844If he doesn't want it, we back off, and let him be.
>>19378821>>19378844Let us trust in LG and see where he takes us, and drop this subject for now.
>>19378867Agreed, my apologies for adding to the derailing conversation.
>>19378844Then you willfully ignore the fact that our every interaction with him since them has lead to him getting flustered and acting like he actually doesn't mind how we are acting? Seriously with just the lei thing and the conversation leading up to entering this sim it seems pretty clear what is going on I thoughtGoing further back to training with Sousuke and other interactions it seems even clearer
>>19378773soooo...[x]aquire strapon and fuck keima?
>>19378888Where we're going we won't need strapons...But yeah onwards with the story! Is it breakfast time or just before classes LG?
>>19378905>time enough to get ready for classGuess we don't get a second breakfast.
>>19378926
Lunch time, first day of the simulation.That morning's lessons passed quickly after some self-introductions to the class from you and Keima.Now, the two of you are surrounded by a bunch of girls trying to strike up a conversation."So... Where are you from?""... Any boyfriends?""Want us to take you on a tour?""...did you bring lunch?"These questions and more assailed the two of you from all sides, Keima and you trying your best to answer them.'So, what do we do?' you ask him mentally'You call this.' he respondsWAT DO?[ ]take up that offer for a tour[ ]head to the cafeteria[ ]other
>>19378984Tour but only if our neesan is with us
>>19378984[X]take up that offer for a tour
>>19378984Tour.Have to learn the layout. Our best bet will be to chase the target to an isolated area of the school and terminate it there.
>>19378984"What's a boyfriend?"[x]Tour
>>19378984[x]other'You go to lunch, start profiling the other students. I'll tour the school and see what areas might be of interest our target.'
>>19378984[ ]take up that offer for a tour
>>19379005That's actually a point we should decide onAre we going for straight extermination, capture or other? We should decide on that so we know what sort of planning we should do
>>19378984[x] Tour.
>>19378984Take the tour but only if onee-san is with us. We don't want one of use getting infected the first day.
>>19378999Agreeing with trips.
>>19378984[x]take up that offer for a tourFind the ventilation shafts, we must know where they are.
>>19379017Oh god thisReinforce the airhead persona
>>19378984[X]take up that offer for a tourWe need to know the layout to more efficiently catch this thing.Grab onto Keima's arm. "Nee-sama, let's take up the nice girls' offer! It'll be good to know where we need to go."
>>19379019Lookout is on a good idea roll, lets go with this with>>19379017added.
>>19378999Ditto our cover is an airhead so we follow nee-sama.
>>19379024elimination would be easier, but the risk of collateral damage would depend on whether or not we can get the drop on it. if we can, we could kill it with minimal risk of harming other students. If it knows we're gunning for it, it would start a bloodbath if it didn't just rabbit on us.
>>19378999follow the neesan neesan neesan
Oh shit, I forgot this was back tonight until just now, and I was asleep for Sousuke Quest.Before I start reading, LG, didn't your parents ever tell you not to stick your dick in crazy?
>>19379173Maybe she wasn't crazy when he stuck his dick in her?
>>19379173>not sticking your dick in crazyJust gotta take the proper precautions and it is worth it.
>>19379206Indeed, the precautions also depend on what kind of crazy.
>>19379206>put dick in crazy>put dick in pooperi dont see any difference for MC
>>19379291 because yeah both need a lot of preparation an with both shit'll be all over you if you do it wrong
>>19379192maybe he didn't stick his dick in her, period.
>other>split up'I'll take that tour. You head down to the cafeteria and profile students, maybe keep an ear out for any weird stuff going on.' you tell her'you'll try looking for our intruder?''I'll look for clues.''be careful.''Of course onee-sama.' you smirk.You turn back to the girls that talked about a tour."A tour? I'd love that!" you answer cheerfully."What about you Kanon?" They asked Keima."I'm sorry, but I will have to pass on your generous offer. I have some calls to make right now. Please do take care of Kagura." She answers with a gentle smile."leave it to us!"-----------------------------------------Minutes later, you are being led through a whirlwind tour of the school, the girls accompanying you identifying themselves as Karen, Fleur and Haruna."Here's the pool!" karen tells you as she pulls you into a building just behind the gym."You mustn't go in here at night though!" Haruna adds."Why?" you ask her"There's a ghost!" Fleur finishes in her heavily accented Japanese.[ ]ask about this ghost[ ]ask them to take you to the ________
>>19379321[ ]ask about this ghostAdd a proper amount of fear into our response.
>>19379321[x]ask about this ghostOMG a ghost? Sooooo creeeeeepy. What's it like?
>>19379321Archery club. See if we can subtly recruit allies for the inevitable showdown with the SPC run amok. Make it seem like we are showing the girls how to fire a bow and such while securing their allegiance.
[x] Ghost
>>19379321A ghost?
>>19379321[X]ask about this ghost
>>19379321[x]ask about this ghost, is it any threat to onee-sama?Also, why does anyone other than the leader of the school have access to such an impressive water source?
>>19379321That... That wasn't the consensus at at all. Oh well.[x]Ask about ghost
GUYSGUYSI JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHINGOKAYGUYSSO LIKE, WE GOTTA MINIMIZE COLLATERAL DAMAGE RIGHT.WELL GUESS WHAT, WE HAVE THAT SPATIAL FREEZE MAGIC SHIT THING WE ONKY USED ONCE IN THE FIRST THREAD AND NEVER AGAINTIME TO FUCK SHIT UP
>>19379321{x} wh- what ghost? also just stubled upon this NSFW imagine the hair a bit lighter and BINGOhttp://www.funny-games.biz/kairaku-uncensored.html
>>19379395When the time comes, yes.
>>19379395Holy shit how did we forget this?
>>19379395OH YEAH AND [x]GHOST
>>19379321[x]GHOSTAND WE NEED TO FIND A STONER, A JOCK, AND A GREAT DANE. KEIMA'S VELMA, AND WE ARE DAPHNE. WE ARE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MYSTERY.
"Iyaaan~ That sounds scary... Tell me more." you answer in a disgustingly sweet voice."Well... There was this girl in the swim team an she got into an accident.""When she was in the hospital, people say they saw her here in the water at night.""She died?" you ask"No, she was released a week later. But people say they saw her here while she was in the hospital.""Are there any more stories like that in the school?" you ask them"You want to know about the school's mysteries?" Fleur asks you "why?"[ ]I collect them[ ]I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like this[ ]other
>>19379470Or we need to get a rich kid, a mysterious guy and a bear and find out why people who go missing end up in the pool.Bit of a stretch, but I always considered Persona 4 like Scooby Doo.
>>19379491>[ ]I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like this"I mean. They're neat?"
>>19379491[x]I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like th- I mean, I collect them, yeah! That's it!
>>19379491[x]I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like thiscountertroll them before they troll you
>>19379491[ ]I collect them
>>19379491[X]I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like this
>school ghostIf it's Yuuko, I'm voting to hat her.
>>19379491[x] I collect themWe're writing a book, 'Hayate-kun, the unluckiest boy in the world!' Based on real-life events.
>>19379491"I collect them. Onee-san told me it was good to have hobbies, so..."
>>19379491[x]I collect them. "Onee-sama and I are writing a book about ghosts and scary monsters and things like that. We're calling the book 'Supernatural'"
>>19379491We should say the Second one with a great empty headed smileThen when they look strangely at us say something about being powered by love and sweets
>>19379518Ooh, no. "Eep. Nee-sama told me I should say silly things like that. Sorry."
>>19379321>KarenNot Karen Stadtfield? I kind of had hopes we could swag her.Oh well.
>>19379598Change that to a shouldn't and I'd agreeThat's why we needed Keima here. He could of played the straight man role while we went full airhead
>>19379636That is supposed to be shouldn't. Typos, typos everywhere.
>>19379518>>19379598Yes! Lets go for this.
>>19379587>>19379636We should combine theseDo the love and sweets and interdimensional bit and then say what Udz suggested
>>19379491[x]I collect themIt'll be a good cover for investigating other things around the school.
>>19379720>>19379778Lets combine them all!mmm sammich...
>>19379491"I was sent from an inter-dimensional taskforce assigned to solve problems like this." you tell them"Kagura-chan, you're funny." karen laughs."I mean... I'm writing a book, a bout someone that does that." you tell them as if to catch yourself. "Onee-sama told me to stop saying weird stuff, I'm sorry.""It's okay. So you want to know about the 7 mysteries of St. Vicous?""Yes please." "Well.. there's the haunted pool, the cafeteria phantom" Haruna begins to list them off with the help of the two others"The missing step. The invisible cat. The bloody roses. ""The moving statues. And there's the clock tower. Which one do you want to learn more about?"
>>19379848"The missing step? How does a step go missing?"
>>19379848Cafeteria phantom, invisible cat, bloody roses moving statues, clock tower, and missing step last.
>>19379848ALL OF THEM YOU IMPUDENT WENCH! uhh i mean[x]All of them
>>19379848I want to know of the clocktower. I have a feeling.
>>19379848[x] missing step>The moving statuesNOOOOOOPE
>>19379871seconded
>>19379848Cafeteria phantom? But oneesan is in the cafeteria, I have to go help her!
>>19379900oh god no.
>>19379848>moving statues.oh god
>>19379924>>19379900Fuck the both of ou.
>>19379848[x] MOVING STATUESNO SLEEP TONIGHTbut for reals g'night gents. very glad to have you back LG.
>>19379848[X] all of them.
>>19379900>>19379924Yes. YES. YESSS!
>>19380036Why are you so happy? Those things will be a bitch to fight against.
>>19380099Blink was my first Doctor Who episode, and is still my favorite.
"can you tell me about all of them?" you ask."Sure!" they answer as they led you out of the pool enclosure.They pulled you along to large garden near the school's church, there, trees and bushes are tastefully arranged to provide a picturesque backdrop for the girls studying in this institution."The bloody roses are one of the school's oldest mysteries." Fleur tells you."All of the bushes here are white roses, but once in a while, they say that they sometimes let out once with red speckles on them like they were spattered in blood.""They say that if you say a bloody rose, and picked it, you will know when and how you will die in the future.""and has anyone ever seen a bloody rose?" you ask"a friend of a friend's sister's teacher once did." Haruna tells you"And what happened?""i dunno."Next they point to the tall clocktower justting out from behind the trees. The brick and stone structure had ivy climbing one of it's sides, the clock itself advanced by about 12 minutes."That's the school's clocktower. They say that on midnight, when a terrible thing is gonna happen in school, it rings 13 times instead of twelve.""Maybe it's broken?" you ask her "the time is off.""That? they intentionally put an earlier time on it to make the students hurry to class in the mornings." Karen laughs."Now let's head inside.." Harun drags you into the building holding the second year classrooms.
rolled 83 = 83>>19379848Yandere mode, Fervent glint in eye and get in her personal space."TELL ME MORE."
>>19380115The clocktower still sounds like a place that's isolated enough that we could use it as a place to trap the target.Or that the target would use it as a place to lure victims to.We should check the medical records to try to determine who the girl in the pool accident was.
At some point during the sim, we need to slip into a bit of a fugue state, and do the "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" bit. Well, without the "time to die" part. Make 'em really wonder what the hell is going on.Maybe then we hit them with the "child soldier" background.
Inside, the girls hauled you to the third floor, the hall where some non-academic classes are held.In the art room, they show you a pair of finely carved angel statues.Made from what you think is granite, the pair of lifesized angels have hands covering their faces, and large wings sprouting from their backs."They say these two angels move at night when noone is looking, and have been found as far as the baseball field" Fleur explains"have you ever seen them move?""No one has seen them move, silly." Haruna tells you."One of the aunties in the cafeteria say she say one of them once on the first floor years ago." Karen adds."But she never say them move?""No.""So it might have been someone that moved them." you try and explain it logically."But they're too heavy to move!""maybe a hand cart and a group of people?""Maybe."Next they dragged you to the steps leading up to the roof."There are 14 steps here." haruna shows you as she counts them off as she walks up."But... Sometimes they only come up to thirteen!" Fleur says as she follows the first girl."What happens then?""You fall." karen tells you as she pushes the door to the roof open and the four of you step outside."And here is the invisible cat!"[ ]I don't see it[ ]the what?
>>19380292"How do you know it's here, if it's invisible?"
>>19380292[x] the what?I get it's invisible, but how do you know it's there, then?
rolled 14 = 14>>19380292"Sugoi!!"
>>19380258"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Armored personnel carriers on fire on the shoulder of the Highway to Hell. I watched tracers glitter in the dark near the Green Zone. All those moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain..."
>>19380292pretend to trip over the invisible cat."my leg brushed up against something furry!"
>>19380317>>19380320We're supposed to be a bit of an airhead, remember?Don't push it.
>>19380323This
>>19380355It's a perfectly valid "dumb" thing to say. It's all in how you say it. Because we're playing simple, that means we can go straight to the heart of a thing all the easier.
>>19380353That kinda thing, yeah.
>>19380323This.
>>19380369Just slip it in at some point while we are doing something randomlyLike if we do science slip into a thing about the chemical composition of explosives or a loud noise sets us offThen just do the big empty smile afterwards
Besides, Airheaded doesn't exactly mean, just easily distracted and unobservant, being that our cover is a child soldier we can get away with times of hyper focused competency.
>>19380406Exactly. A cock of the head to one side is good, too.
>>19380414Mobil ate the word stupid in that.
>>19380292See if Kraus can hack the school's network and tell us if he can control the heating through that.
"eehhh? But I don't see it!" you tell them"That's cause it's invisible!""But how do you know it's here?""You smell it.""and feel it's presence.""And sometimes you hear it."Smell it? Feel it? Hear it?" you ask as you look around the concrete covered rooftop, the edge of which is fenced in by wire mesh."Can't you feel it? the feeling that a cat is around?""Can't you smell it? the smell if a kitty?""Sometimes we hear a cat purring here.""I... I think I feel it." you tell them, still unconvinced yourself."Right? Like it's watching you!""So, Kagura-chan, where do you want to go now?" Haruna asks youWHERE GO?
>>19380445It's still Lunch Time right? Let's go to our 'Onee-sama' and get some food.
>>19380445Ask about the cafeteria phantom next.
>>19380483Yes.
>>19380445To the Cafeteria! We shall reunite with our oneesama.Also this. >>19380438
>>19380445Back to oneesama. Then onwards to the librarium!
>>19380483>>19380485Combine these conveniently.
>>19380445"Can... Can we go back and see Onee-sama? I want to see her again. Oh, and food! I'm hungry!"
>>19380514This
Welp i'm out, night all.
>>19380418>>19380406Or we go on about it while smiling but our eyes sort of glaze and go a bit dead like we are working to keep the act upAlso to the foodatorium! We need to pick a food type we love as well. Sweet, sour, salty, spicy or everything?
>>19380672Night Fritz, may ye dream of booty rocking everywhere.
>>19380706It's all good.
>>19380706Sweet and Spicy.
"eh... Can we go to the cafeteria now please? I want to get back to onee-sama and maybe learn about that phantom." you tell them.In a whirlwind of skirts and teenage cheer, you were swiftly taken to the cafeteria.There, you spot Keima sitting with a bowl of soup listening in on her surroundings.Before you could go up to her though, the three girls escorting you pull you up to the counter."So, what'll you have?" the jolly lady serving the students ask youYou throw a quick glance at today's menu.[ ]clam chowder[ ]hambagah stekku[ ]salado
Sweet & Spicy, let's eat cake with tabasco
>>19380784>[ ]hambagah stekkuSo long as it dredges up memories of some sort.
>>19380784[x]hambagah stekku
>>19380784Beef Wellington Ensemble with Lettuce.
>>19380784Just a cup and a biscuit. We haven't got time for a whole meal.
>>19380784Hambagah stekku with a hot sweet sauce
>>19380784[x] HAMBAGAH?.jpg
>>19380819But of course.
>>19380784[X]clam chowder
>>19380784[x]stekkuwow! we never used to get meat out in the field!
>>19380842This
>hambagah stekku>Cafeteria Phantom route opened."A hamburger please!" you tell the aunty cheerfully."Ara, you're lucky. We have very few servings of those left.." she answers as she serves you your request"Is it popular?" you ask her"Heavens no. We shouldn't be running out of anything, truth be told. It's just that..." she begins"The phantom has struck again?" Haruna asks from behind you"Yes, we're missing a couple of kilos of beef from the freezer." she gestures to a large walk in freezer you could see through the window leading into the kitchen."Again? Don't you lock it at night?" Fleur asks her."We do. The janitor even volunteered to guard it this week. But still, when we opened it up this morning, stuff was missing...""Weird no?" karen asks you"Yeah." you answer as you and the others head back to Keima's table.'How'd it go?' She asks you mentally as you sit down beside her, your tray of food resting on the clean white table.The other three girls take places opposite the two of you.[ ]weird stuff going on here[ ]meh.[ ]That _________ is interesting
>>19380856'You look good in that skirt.'
>>19380856"Janitor's stealing stuff from fridge."
>>19380856Weird stuff is going on here. Some of it is rumor and the usual but there are a few leads
>>19380856[X]weird stuff going on hereJanitor's stealing stuff from the cafeteria as the Cafeteria Phantom, they've got moving statues, people getting injured and showing up at the pool, and they've got an 'invisible cat'. Sounds like what we came here for. Wow... You look cute."
>>19380856[x] meh'No credible info from these broads. We'll need to investigate ourselves tonight. But if we get caught there will be misunderstandings~'>>19380865Pfthaha.
>>19380856'A few interesting leads. There is meat being stolen from the freezer, and we are hunting something which likes it cold. Did you find anything on other students?'Also how technologically advanced is this school?
>>19380856[x] weird stuff going on.(mentilate back)"Apparently there are a series of mysteries about the campus. Invisible cat, odd stairs, the missing meat from the kitchen....moving statues. Those might be worth taking a look at. If the target can hide itself as a living thing then it might be acting like a statue. The missing food could the creature feeding itself . Some of the mysteries like a strange clock and the stairs or innocuous enough but still worth checking out. I think the kitchen is the strongest lead we have as of yet."
>>19380856>[ ]weird stuff going on hereParticularly the phantom stuff.
'there's weird stuff going on. Some are just your standard fare school mysteries, but the cafeteria thefts might be worth checking out. And apparently, at this school they have an invisible cat.' you tell Keima'An invisible cat?' her eyebrow is raised by a fraction'yeah, I don't understand that one too.' you smile wryly as you tell her."So Kagura, Kanon, Want to go out with us after classes? We were thinking of having a welcoming party for you two later in town, maybe we can invite some other girls from the class." Haruna asks the two of you.'So, keima, what do we do?''You call the shots, you're better at these social things than I am' she tells you[ ]sure[ ]sorry, we still have to unpack
>>19381018Hijinks always lead to better sleuthing. Sure, of course we'll go.
>>19381018[x]Sure'You're the heiress to the Arata Group, you're gonna have to be sociable some time, "Kanon".'
>>19381018[x] surebest way to get to know new peeps and info
>>19381018[x] sorry, we still have to unpackWe need to get our espionage on. The more we do now the better our headstart will be tonight.
>>19381036Read that as "Hijinks always lead to better slutting."
>>19381057That too.
>>19381018[x]sureNee nee onee-sama we should go! It will be ever so much fun.Can we go? Please?! *put on the best puppy eyes we can.
>>19381065ThisSo much this
>>19381018"Eh? Where are we going?" you ask the three"Karaoke." they answered"Karaoke? what's that?" you ask innocently"Wait... you don't know what Karaoke is?" Haruna asks you"No.""Well, it's where you stand on stage and sing songs, and then everyone cheers." Fleur explains to you simply."Ah! It's like what onee-sama does in the bath!"Keima feigns a look of annoyance."I... I mean, it's what onee-sama DOESNT DO after a bath." you quickly catch."So, wanna go?" they ask you again."Sure! sounds like fun! Right onee-sama?" you turn to the girl beside you."Yes. We'd be delighted to go." she answers.Lunch finishes quickly, and the afternoon's classes began.
Saijou Ayaka [Shirou] sits in the cafeteria listening in on the other students, across the table from her Lime, one of the marionettes, is surrouned by a group of highly energetic girls much like herself.'Saber.' she asks her device 'keep an eye out on anyone acting suspicious please. And later, if possible, go on patrol during this afternoon's classes.''Yes, my master.' he answers mentally.Ayaka continues to slowly eat her salad.
>>19381182>hewatTell me that's a typo LG.
>>19381182Why does it seem like ALL of Shirou's other personalities are better options than Shirou?Although this one results in a male Saber, but I still think it's a net gain.
>>19381193HAH. NO.
>>19381204Oh yeahwellthe transit of venus was today I bet you missed itso there
>>19381204NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19381198Because we are running on fan canon Shirou and just about everything but for alternate form ShirouAlthough to be honest I think our issue with Shirou is situations that don't suit him and us not really knowing how to motivate him properly.The L4D scenario he was brilliant because we promised him cake and had a simple thing for him to do ( sword things )We just need to find a way to morph him into whatever situations requirement is
That afternoon's class was mostly home-ec.Playing the role of the cheerful airhead, you "accidentally" whipped up the perfect bunch of butter cookies.Keima on the other hand, played the sheltered Oujo to a tee and came out with a tray of black, burnt "things".After classes, the three girls joined by a couple of others dragged you out of the school's gates into town.----------------------------------------There, in an establishment named Kara-OKAY, your welcoming party commenced.The girls cornered you and Keima as one of the others took the stage to sing some popular idol song."Hey.. Kanon, do you have a boyfriend yet?""How about you Kagura?" they asked[ ]yes[ ]no
>>19381236"What's a boyfriend?"
>>19381249This.If they explain, Mention "Eric-kun"
>>19381236Alternately: in a deadpan voice, "I saw a boy once. He looked nice, but I had to shoot him." Blink, look to Kanon, "Was that something I'm not supposed to talk about any more?">>19381258Heh.
>>19381236Second (third?) ing 'what's a boyfriend?'>Keima on the other hand, played the sheltered Oujo to a tee and came out with a tray of black, burnt "things".He couldn't cook to save his life. Let's just hope that never becomes an issue.
>>19381269I like this.
>>19381273So long as he sticks with us, it won't need to.
>>19381269this
>>19381269+1We have an awesome backstory, we should play it up more.
>>19381269YES
>>19381269This, if they then explain what a boyfriend actually is then says something about not needing that from anyone but Oneesama.
>>19381321I like it.
>>19381321"eh?! From your sister?!""Kaguya what are you saying!""Oh. Was that also one of the things I wasn't supposed to say? What I meant was, I take care of that myself.""EEEEEHHHH?!"
>>19381269DO EEEEET
>>19381321Agreed. We only need oneesama
"I saw a boy once. He looked nice, but I had to shoot him." you tell them with a far-off look in your eyes.Keima fakes an elbow to your ribs for this."Shoot him?" they asked."I... I mean, shoo him away! yeah! Right Onee-sama?""Yes.. She, lived in a female monastery before we met." Keima adds."Well, what about you Kanon-chan? Do you have a boyfriend? Or maybe someone you like?" They asked her."I have someone I like...." she answers hesitantly."Who?! WHO?!" the girls ask excitedly."My butler." Keima tells them with an all too convincing blush on her face.
>>19381356>"My butler." Keima tells them with an all too convincing blush on her face.Spit our food across the room.
>>19381356Join the others' "Eeeeeeh?"And mentilate him an 'oh you'.
>>19381356"Yeah, she can always count on the butler. They're always making googly eyes at each other and getting into what mother calls 'misunderstandings.' "
>>19381368Let's leave out the comment to him.
>>19381356>"My butler." Keima tells them with an all too convincing blush on her face."Eeeeeeh! You mean Hayate-san!?"
>>19381356"Do you mean Hayate-san Onee-sama? He's reeeeally nice. And he makes the best tea."
>>19381381This combined with>>19381368>>19381380
Erica, walks around the school after classes end.She and an aged-up Sakura are trying to find this 'invisible cat' they heard about in class."An invisible cat? That sounds so stupid." the German comments as she chews on a sandwich she got from the cafeteria."Eh? It sounds so mysterious though." Sakura tells her."You know what's mysterious?" Erica asks the girl beside her."What?" The bubbly teen asks."Those funbags you have." she says as she pokes the other girl's generous assets."eeehhh?""I mean, goddamn. In just a few years real time your gonna get those? What is it? what do you eat to get these flotation devices?" She angrily gropes the girl.Sakura breaks free of her and runs away.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Satchmo OmegaNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>trying to "speed things up">what do you think?>Still too slow story wise?>Manic Sousuke running tonight. [maybe]
>>19381450Goodness, Erica, that wasn't nice at all.>>19381464We're doin' okay, I'd say. Though, the sim was likely bound to be "faster" than the non-class stuff.
>>19381450Oh god the school would be out of sweets just from lunch time with those two
>>19381464A bit faster but not way faster.
>>19381464No idea. It kind of came at a bad time, plotwise, having just started a simulation and everything.
>>19381464Ran pretty well. The real test will be one we hit outside the sim again
Goddamnit, why can't I find you, Upotte!! Nano 9?
>>19381464Bit hard to tell at this point. Plot didn't seem slow at all. Some of your posts took a while, though.
>>19381492503 errors.>>19381479indeed. We'll see.
>>19381450>"I mean, goddamn. In just a few years real time your gonna get those? What is it? what do you eat to get these flotation devices?" She angrily gropes the girl.Nanoha is going to get a very sore chest from jealous Erica groping (and SS Hayate boarding parties) when she gets back.
>>19381540Actually now that I think about it, I can't help but wonder if that flash forward twitter post is Nanoha melmo candy trolling Hayate.
>>19381551Which one?
>>19381602Nanoha coming back after a week or two of field training but aged up and saying that she missed us these four years.
>>19381551Could be but unless we see Vita and Madoka it will be impossible to tell for sureAnd even then they could all be taking them in order to troll us>>19381540She will be back to little mode by the time the sim is done since it is just a simulated effectCould see her having a sore chest thanks to Erica though
Nah, it won't be a sore chest, it'll be a soft chest thanks to the long, delicate massages she gets all the time. Seriously, with who we've got in our family, all she'll have to do is lay back and stretch and suddenly every other girl is getting in line. >yfw when our harem is just as much Nanoha's harem
>>19381625Vita won't change either way, unless she's REALLY changed from canon.>>19381650That's why it's a family, because EVERYBODY is getting loved.
>>19381650>yfw when our harem is just as much Nanoha's haremHonestly our harem seems to be rapidly building links between members other than us. I'm pretty sure all of the girls are at least getting some extremely heavy petting in amongst each other.
>>19381625but... vita doesnt age.
>>19381658>>19381667>>19381650If Nanoha's lesbianism is getting switched to bisexuality, I know who we can count on to set up three-or-moresomes.
>>19381695You mean aside from the potato fuhrer who frequently leads boarding actions against the other ships at berth?
Oddly enough it seems that the girl getting involved in the most cross ship action right now it Hina thanks to her regular sleep groping sessions with Erica and her whatever is going on with Perrine.
>>19381769she's BFFs with Perrine it seems.
What's with the weirdass thread names?Are they references to something?
>>19381815Quite probablyRosa gigantor I think is a RE reference
>>19381774I think it is more she is the first and only friend she has really made here outside of joining the family
>>19381858>>19381815They're references to this.
I think we should play up the child soldierness in the next thread, didn't really seem to do much in this one.
>>19381932But why? What do we benefit from that?We keep it vague and just keep ourselves "eccentric"
>>19381932Nah we don't play it up. We can be ditzy and have the occasional flashback but we won't play it up too much like our normal PTSD episodesWe need a chemistry class or a sports class that can trigger it though
>>19381886Oh god. My sidesIt's like Kraus was reviewing shit for us
>>19381987>DodgeballNAM FLASHBACK.
>get back>first thing i read is KRAUS ANIME REVIEWDamnit... Another idea too good to let slide.
>>19382070Forget doing Manic Sousuke Quest for now, just do a thread with Kraus narrating the details of what we did in times that got glossed over in this thread.
SO YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS.HERE I AM THIS AI EQUIPPED, MAJAIK CAPABLE TEASET THAT'S OWNED BY A SOFT-DICKED PUSSY-WHIPPED DICKWAD.NOW I THINK TO MYSELF, HOW THE FUCK TO I GET TO UNDERSTAND THIS FAGGOT'S THOUGHT PROCESSES?I COULD TRY AND TALK TO HIM, BUT THAT WOULD BE GAY.THEN THE IDEA HIT ME, I SHOULD LEARN WHAT HIS CULTURE IS LIKE.NOW, HE LIVES IN A PRETTY MUNDANE VERSION OF THIS JAPAN ISLAND, AND THROUGH A QUICK SEARCH ON THE MAHONET I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THAT SINKHOLE IS KNOWN FOR TWO THINGS.USED SCHOOLGIRL PANTY VENDING MACHINES AND ANIME.WITH ME ABLE TO ACCESS ANY AND ALL MEDIA ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, I DECIDE TO CHECK UP ON THIS ANIME SHIT.THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT A SHOW CALLED -KISSxSIS-.-------------------------------------------------------------SO WE START THIS SHOW WITH SOME PUSSY, YEAH YOU KNOW THE TYPE IT'S ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW A VAGINA EVEN IF IT BIT HIM ON THE NECK.[SOME VAGINAS CAN BITE, TRUST ME ON THIS.]ANYWAY, THIS PUSSY HAS A PAIR OF TWIN SISTERS THAT WANT HIS COCK. [TWINS THEY WERE!] NOT ONLY DO THOSE TWINS WANT HIS COCK, THEY PRACTICALLY BEG FOR IT.PUSSY BOY DOESNT WANT ANY OF THAT THOUGH.WHY YOU ASK? [HE'S GAY PROBABLY]HE SAYS HE WONT LET THEM TAKE A SPIN ON HIS PANTS POLE BECAUSE THE THREE OF THEM ARE SIBLINGS.YEP. FUCKING INCEST.FUCKING JAPAN.
>>19382139>Kraus doing animeDis gon b gu->KISSxSIS>mfw
ANYWAY, WE GET A REVELATION [VIA AN ALL TOO CONVENIENT FLASHBACK] THAT THEY'RE ONLY RELATED BY MARRIAGE.SO EVEN IF THE THREE OF THEM DID THE BUSINESS, IT WON'T LEAD TO ANY OF SOUTH CAROLINA BABIES.EASY ROUTE TO SCORE TWIN TAIL RIGHT? WRONG!WAIT, LET ME INTRODUCE THE TWINS FIRST.ONE'S A CLOSET PERVERT, SHE'S THE CHICK WITH THE SHORTER HAIR.[I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS, I JUST KNOW SHE'S A TEASE]AND SHE PENDS HER DAYS TRYING TO GET THE LEAD CHARACTER DRUNK SO SHE CAN REVERSE RAPE HIM.THE OTHER IS THIS SPORTY CHICK WITH THE LONG HAIR THAT'S A PERVERT ON THE OUTSIDE BUT IS ACTUALLY QUITE SHY.SHE SPENDS HER DAY SEDUCING THE PUSSY LEAD INTO BONING HER SWEETLY.SO BACK TO THE "STORY" [IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT]PUSSY BOY, WHO'S NAME I WILL NEVER FUCKING REMEMBER, INSISTS TAHT DOING "THAT STUFF" BETWEEN SIBLINGS [EVEN IF THEY AREN'T FUCKING BLOOD RELATED] IS BAD.NOW, IF THAT WAS ME, I'D SANDWICH MYSELF IN BETWEEN THEM AND LET THEM SHINE MY SPOON ALL NIGHT LONG.SO YEAH, PUSSY BOY REFUSES THE ADVANCES OF THESE TWO SMOKING HOT TWINS, HIS HOT BUSTY TEACHER, HIS HOT BUSTY GLASSES WEARING CLASSMATE, AND HIS HOT BUSTY TEACHER'S LITTLE SISTER.IF THERE WAS A POSTER BOY FOR GAYNESS, THIS DUDE WOULD BE IT.THE SHOW GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR A SHITLOAD OF EPISODES, WITH ZERO BONING AND MORE COCK TEASING THAN A DETROIT STRIP CLUB.AND STILL PUSSY BOY DOES NOTHING, OR SO I THOUGHT.
>>19382181>OR SO I THOUGHT.
SO YEAH, THERE WAS THIS EPISODE, WHERE PUSSY BOY SUDDENLY BEGINS GETTING INTO IT.AND I MEAN HE GETS INTO THAT SHIT HARD.THERE WERE SO MANY FLAILING TONGUES AND SQUIRMING LIMBS THAT I THOUGHT I ACCIDENTALLY SWITCHED TO A DIFFERENT SHOW.SO YEAH, HE KINDA GETS INTO IT AND THE SISTERS, BEING PERVERTS THAT THEY ARE, TRY AN CULTIVATE THIS FURTHER BY BAITING HIM WITH MORE AND MORE PERVERSIONS.THERE WAS THIS ONE EPISODE, IN A KARAOKE PLACE WHERE I SWEAR TO GOB I POPPED 15 BONERS ALL AT THE SAME TIME.SO ANYWAY, THIS SHOW BASICALLY TURNS INTO A SMORGASBORD OF FETISHES FASTER THAN A CAT WITH A ROCKET SHOVED IT'S ASS.THERE WAS THE TEACHER TOO, AND DAMN WAS SHE FINE.SHE'D FANTASIZE ABOUT THE LEAD AND SCHLICK WHILE WEARING HIS SWEATY TRACKSUIT ALL NIGHT LONG.SHE'D EVEN SCHLICK WHILE SHE FANTASIZES ABOUT HIM GETTING SUDOKU'D BY A FUCKING SAMURAI GUY.I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST GETS WEIRD LIKE THAT.WEIRD BUT HOT.SO YEAH, NOT MUCH HAPPENS THROUGH THE COURSE OF THE SHOW, JUST COCKTEASING BOOBY GRABS AND THE THE MAIN CHARACTER BEING A CLUELESS LUMP OF WASTED FLESH.
THE SERIES ENDS WITH PUSSYBOY GROWING SOME COJONES AND CONFESSING TO HIS SISTERS IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS.ALSO SHOWING THAT HE'S NOT THAT HUGE OF A FAGGOT BY MAKING OUT WITH THEM IN THE HALL.NOW, WHAT DID I LEARN ABOUT JAPANESE CULTURE, AND MY OWNER IN EXTENSION, THROUGH THIS SHOW?ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING.HELL OF WATCH THOUGH.I'D WATCH IT AGAIN AND SKIP THE PARTS WHERE THE PUSSY TALKS SO I'D JUST GET ALL OF THAT COCK TEASING WITH LESS OF THE BAGGAGE.
Hey Kraus, got a tip for you. If you want a show that'll help you understand your owner I think you should check out Boku no Pico.
>>19382237Oh /a/
>>19382237tsss and you call that a good show?
>funfact. I actually watched boku no pico and all of it's sequels. Why? i don't know.I DEMAND A KRAUS REVIEW
>>19381356>"My butler." Keima tells them with an all too convincing blush on her face.This is just adding fuel to my wild speculation that Keima is seducing us.
>>19382593More paranoia?!Whodathunk
>>19382593What if it's Keima just reverse-trolling us for all the stuff we've done to him so far?
>>19382593Or is trying to find something believable so he could get a reaction the girls wouldn't see through...Let's see how far we can spiral this one
>>19382628I would love it to be that, possibly while also being >>19382593
>>19382629>>19382628what if it's all of the above?he's using the fact that it's a believable story, and a good chance to counter-troll us all the while seducing us subtlyI wouldn't put it pass him
>latest tweetFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>19382815And the best part is. It works either way. He trolls us whether he uses it or not
Given that LG's been reading Marimite, if this is St Vicious' Academy, does that mean that a legendary punk rocker is always watching us?
>>19382139>>19382181>>19382210>>19382227Man, what.
>>19381464I was good with the old pacing and this pacing both.
