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Previous Threads:
I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19150253/
II - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19189280/
III - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19211609/
IV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19303155/
IV OT - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19310246/
V - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19348726/

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2032 isn't a particularly strange year for you. Other than the fatal disease consuming you from within at least. Other than that... Oh wait and settling on one girl instead of being a rampant womanizer... It has been a bland year.

2032 for someone alive before the event, in 2012... It would be pretty damn weird. Must be weird.

What with humans extinct, replaced by monsters of nearly all shapes, sizes, and fetishes. You were born after the event, so the world now is the one you're used to. Still, stories of the human race are pretty interesting, as is the recovery and rebuilding of everything destroyed during the event. A task that happens to be your fathers career now, and your own.

With the sun already set and the last scraps of light far gone, you and Bill complete the hasty accommodations for what is likely going to be a very uncomfortable night in the jungle. One you likely won't get much sleep during, and that was your sentiment BEFORE you got lazy and just made a raised cot large enough for you and Karin to share.

Bill managed to get one cot complete before crashing down on it with a loud yawn. Tomoe opened her mouth to complain, thought better of it, and laid down next to him with a “You'd better not be thinking of any funny business.”
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There is only one thing to say about this.

Fuck. Yes.
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Yes more delicious coil on icicle action. This pleases me.
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“Funny business? An incubus sharing a bed in the jungle with a pretty girl? Nahhh...” You hear Bill joke before being cut off by a palm frond to the face.

Fire being out of the question, you chowed down on a rather bland meal of cold packaged rice and jerky. You wish now that you'd snagged a few more MREs off of the carrier, though at least you'd enjoyed those while you had the chance. You have a feeling you'll certainly be wishing for those calories tomorrow...

Along with a healthy helping of caffeine, because slumber is going to be difficult. While it is true that you shared a rather close knit night with Karin after your date, this somehow just feels different... Excitement welling in your chest as she lays down next to you, unwelcome excitement, you'll need your rest and so will she.

So you do your best to try to clamp your eyes shut, the chirping of bugs and quite loud lively buzz of the jungle (not to mention Bill snoring LOUDLY) only furthering your hypothesis that sleep might not happen. It doesn't help one iota when Karin opens her mouth.

“Erik...” She starts, facing you but eyes averted from your own.

“Hmm?”

“Uhm, well... Ah, no. Never mind.” Karin shakes her head before rolling over on the mattress of leafy fronds and smooth ferns. Even still, her back is pressed right against your chest as there is little room to spare. Most of her tail hangs off the cot anyways.
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WE can never have enough monstergirls
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“Well now you've got to say it.” You mess up the back of her hair slightly.

“I... I can't...” She glances back at you, most of her hair obscuring her face, illuminated enough for you to see the moon reflecting off her eyes.

“I'm not letting you sleep until you tell me.” Reaching up, you grab hold of one of her hair cobras and give it a light and playful tug. It hisses quietly at you, forked tongue flicking your wrist.

“Well its just that... Ah geeze! You're really not going to just forget I said anything?” She glances back again with pleading eyes, but your intrigued grin lets her know she's sealed her own fate.

“F-fine! I know we've all been kind of... Infatuated with Tomoe's tails and all, and I know... I-it may not be f-fluffy or soft or pretty but...” She turns even more to face you again, and even in the pale moonlight you can tell she's blushing something fierce, “Can you... Touch my tail? J-just a little....?”

[ ] Touch scaly tail

[ ] Touch scaly tail

[ ] "But I only like fluffy tails..."
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Huzzah! catching up on previous thread,will return shortly.
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>>19385730

ALL TAILS ARE TO BE LOVED

TOUCH THE SCALY ONE
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[ x ] Touch scaly tail
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>>19385730
[x ] Touch scaly tail
We don't really have a choice when she says it like that
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>>19385730
[x] Touch scaly tail. Touch scaly tail so good, baby.
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touch the hell out of scaly tail
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Touch the scaly tail
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The question surprises you a bit, which must be evident on your face because Karin quickly turns back around away from you.

“See? Told you it was stupid...*!*” Karin jolts so hard she's almost propelled off the modest cot, hair cobras churning about and hissing low. “E-Erik what are you d-d....”

You pull more of the tail toward you, until it begins to narrow, which you run your fingers down delicately. The scales are smooth and gentle, not hard and unpleasant like one might expect. Instead, they feel surprisingly good to the touch. You don't say anything as you continue to rub her tail gently, massaging it a little even.

The feeling is starting to grow on you a bit. While it certainly is far different than the fluffy tails of the samurai kitsune, this scaly one has an appeal all of its own. Soon you find yourself rather wrapped up in running your hand along the coils.

“Th-this is so weird but... W-wait, not t-there!” Karin hisses in a panicked whisper as you take the very end of her tail in one of your hands and give it a light squeeze, which elicits a startled squeak.

Karin shudders and tries to pull away, but you figure she actually likes it. So you gently rub your fingers in a circle around the tip of her tail, pushing down a bit into something moist and soft. At this, Karin's fingers dig in hard to your thigh and she clamps down equally hard with her teeth on her other thumb as her whole body bucks.

“E-Erik... Hnnn....! Tha-that place is...” Karin's tail is writhing now, but you stop for a moment and look down at quite a bizarre sight. So it opens up and.... Oh. You remember a bit of your Lamia species biology.

OH.

“Oh.” You verbalize, realizing now what it is you just did.
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Oh
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>>19385813
We touched her cloaca?
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Man. This day can not get better. Played a lot of Hostile Waters. Patton rolled his 2700 energy Rhino tank onto some electrified rails. Fucktard.

And now there's Generation A! Perfect!

Also: Could you please repost the SDT stuff for Esh? I didn't get it and the suptg link is dead.
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haven't heard a no yet. keep going Erik!
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Well hey, if we can do that much by accident...
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>>19385890
>W-wait, not t-there!
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>>19385896
>>19385890

No! Bad Erik!
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>>19385896
Not while in the jungle, man.
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Morning doesn't come fast enough to wipe away the awkwardness of trying to fall asleep after that. After unknowingly messing around with the cloaca of your girlfriend, something she doesn't usually possess because usually she has legs. What little sleep you do manage to get is brief and light, so when dawn finally cracks, you aren't exactly rested. Short bursts of dreams haunted by cloaca and coil play.

“Morning. Breakfast?” Bill asks, tossing a nearly solid package of rice at you, which you catch.

You're not entirely sure just how smart Bill is, if he went to school, if he graduated. You know he's a few years older than you probably, but he certainly doesn't act it. Having met in the field and fought together in the trenches, you know each other fairly well. Well enough that he can pick up on even very subtle clues, or maybe that's just part of being an incubus.

Could also be the fact that you and Karin are both seated on the modest cot of jungle foliage, staring out into the trees, awkward silence hanging in the air between both of you.

“Hey hey... Somebody end up getting a bit too frisky last night, eh?” Bill waggles his eyebrows and makes like he's elbowing one of you.

Karin's burning face gives it away immediately after that.

[ ] “Are we ready to move out? Get a scent trail you hound.”

[ ] “Dem scales, man.”

[ ] “I can call it a popsicle, right? I think that should be a racial perk.”
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>>19385919
[X] “I can call it a popsicle, right? I think that should be a racial perk.”
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[x] “Are we ready to move out? Get a scent trail you hound.”

Poor girl already gets enough flak from us.
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>>19385919

[ ] “Dem scales, man.”
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>>19385919
[x] “Dem scales, man.” Might as well own up.
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[x] "Dem scales, man."
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>>19385919

Dem scales
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>>19385888
Yeah I just need some place to upload it, seems my mediafire account doesn't exist now.
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>>19385919
I can't decide, so I'mma just go with
>[ ] “I can call it a popsicle, right? I think that should be a racial perk.”
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>>19385953
Well shit. I have one, but that doesn't help.
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>>19385919
[ ] “Are we ready to move out? Get a scent trail you hound.”
Let's just get this job over with so we can resume happy fun times with Karin
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>mfw Generation A

How did your date go Papa-N?
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>>19385813
Poker face
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All the HLQ SDT dialogues:
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?3olcrdyd9td6lbd
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?mrabj9v83axnbk6
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?azlbczaabe0plg6

No idea if these work with the current version of SDT though.

>>19385973
Pretty well I suppose, until I found out she turned 18 ~6 months ago, which means shes just... 5 years younger than I am. That isn't too weird... Right?
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>>19386013
Naw, that ain't too bad.
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>>19386013
>dat Esh dialogue
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>>19385730
[x] Touch scaly tail
Shall we stroke the end?
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>>19386013
Naw, five years is perfectly fair, man.
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>>19386013
I thought you was going on with the brazilian girl Papa?

anyway

"Dem Scales, man"
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>>19386013
Half your age plus seven, your fine man. Like exactly fine.
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>>19386013
Depends on her personality imo. Dimwitted "omg i liek sooo wanted those shoes~" or can you have a normal conversation with her? If the former: it's weird. If the latter: no, it's not weird.

On another note: Dem scales mang!
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>>19386013

Thanks. There a code for Esh?
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>>19385919
[ ] “Dem scales, man.”
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"Dem scales, man." You shrug and Bill gives you a knowing grin.

Karin's face is so red by this point you wonder if you could substitute it for a fire and cook yourself up a real breakfast.

"Dogs, the lot of you boys." Tomoe pipes up as she tightens down the sash holding her sword in place and starts to tie up her hair, "No sense of decency."

"Yeah yeah. I'm dying, I get a free get out of jail card on shit like this. So anyways, bloodhound, what direction do we need to start walking in? I'm reeealllllyyyy looking forward to another jungle hike." You roll your eyes and slather on as much sarcasm as you have.

"Hmm? Oh." Bill pauses halfway through a bite of rice and raises his nose to the air, and actually sniffs. You'd thought he was kidding about that. "Thataway." He points off into the trees.

"You can actually do that?"

"Eh? Yeah. Think I was kidding?"

"Well yeah..."

"Nah I can smell a girl's lust from about five miles and their wet pantie...."

"*AHEM* It's time to move you two lecherous deviants. Save your perversions for when I'm not around to hear them." Tomoe finishes rubbing something into the last of her tails and scowls at you and Bill.

"But moooooommmmm...." Bill whines as he slides on his sword belt.

Tomoe ignores him and starts into the jungle on her own.

"You ready to go?" You ask Karin, offering her a hand up which she accepts.
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>>19386110
>"Dogs, the lot of you boys."
>Tomoe
>fox girl
Ahem
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>>19386110

What is it she rubbed on her tails? Is it the secret to their fluffyness? It has to be!
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>>19386110
Oh man it's tactical jungle commando time
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>>19386195
Nah, more likely to be a minor poison or irritant she's grown immune to in an attempt to keep us all off of her tails.
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>>19386070
We separated and it was mutual, not messy. This one is German but she's been living here in the states for two years so I'm unsure if she's too far corrupted by American influence yet. Friend of my sisters which only makes things more awkward.

>>19386098
Code?


As you help her up, you give Karin's hand a soft reassuring squeeze.

"About last night..." You begin, but Karin stops you with a smile and shake of her head.

"You don't have to apologize. But lets... Not talk about it until we're out of here, 'kay?"

"Sure." You smile and start following after Bill and Tomoe, hand in hand with your snaky-bits girlfriend. Wait until after the jungle? You aren't even sure where to begin to talk about just what happened last night...

Pretty soon, however, you have to let her walk on her own.

You and Bill aren't newbies when it comes to the jungle, not in the least. He and you both fought in these very trees and clearings, through the saw grass and vine encrusted tree trunks. So you're both running point or rear guard and keeping your senses open for anything out of the norm. For as large and hulking as they are, the gorillas can be quiet as a ghost in the canopy. Bill even has his Mp5k out and at a low ready.
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The G3 in your hands still locked and ready to go does little to alleviate your worry. You may be damn good with the rifle, but this is the gorilla's home turf and they excel at ambushes. Not only that, but you're about to go try to bust a group of kpop idols free from their clutches without so much as a single LMG or any air support to speak of. Closest thing you've got is some 50 round drum magazines, but those hardly make up for lack of something open bolt and belt fed.

Bill stops suddenly, fist closed and raised at his side. Dropping into a low crouch, you gesture for the girls to follow your lead until all of you are as well hidden as you can be without moving.

A moment later, you recognize the gestures Bill is making with his hand.

>Four tangos
>60 meters
>shotguns

You reply with a few of your own.

>Attack?
>Pincer?
>Taco night?

Bill turns around to face you with more than just one eye and shakes his head in a "The fuck?" kind of way. You shrug, it was worth a try.
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Please tell me one of the gorilla's is named James Rustle!!
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>>19386283
...
There is a specific hand signal for taco night? I don't know if the military have their priorities straight or screwed.
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>>19386271
As in character code. You know? The one for appearance?

>>19386283
I'd say wait until they left.
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>>19386283
>pincer
us and karin on one side whil bill and tomoe flank
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>>19386283
taco night
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>I keep forgetting to post these. Same drawfriend who made the jetbike, and that wasn't Finnbro/Artwizard as I mistakenly believed. Love the detail on them.

You move up silently to Bill's position and peek your head around the rather thick tree he's taken shelter behind. Sure enough, you see the gorillas.

Large, hairy motherfuckers, each weighing about as much as the four of you put together. Their arms are nearly as large around as your torso, and you've seen firsthand what those arms can do if they manage to snag you.

"No taco night? Are you sure?" You whisper over to Bill.

"Man, if we get out of here alive, I will buy you a night of tacos. We need some kind of plan to deal with this."

He's right, the gorillas are smack right in the middle of your path.

Looking left, you make out what you think is a ridge and hear a waterfall. To the right is nothing except even denser jungle. Either would provide a decent enough spot to setup an ambush.

The gorillas appear to maybe just be stopped for a smoke break, guns in their hands but not at the ready They appear so at ease, it might be possible to hunker low and slip past them when they start to move again. If they don't head right in your direction.

"What do you think?" Bill asks, chancing another look at the group.

[ ] "Wait for them to pass, don't engage unless we have to."

[ ] "I'll punch out to that ridge and if you hear an owl, that means it's go time."

[ ] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."
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>>19386404
[x] "Wait for them to pass, don't engage unless we have to."
A needless firefight would just draw out more gorillas and make our mission harder.
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>>19386404
[x] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."
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>>19386404
Ridge and owl, what's the worst that could happen.
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[X] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."
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[x] "Wait for them to pass, don't engage unless we have to."
[x] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."

COMBINE! Move to the right into cover, as slow and silent as possible and hunker down. We are on a trail, right?
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[X] "I'll punch out to that ridge and if you hear an owl, that means it's go time."

Let's do this shit.
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>>19386404
Ridge
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Shit, finally all caught up

>>19386437
This.
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"I think we sneak right and watch how they move so we stay the fuck out of their way. We hit them now and we chance alerting the rest of them."

"Too right, looks dense to our right, lets go." Bill nods and takes the lead again.

You gesture for Karin and Tomoe to get up and move as quietly as they can, using as simple of hand gestures as you can, seeing as how they probably don't know what you and Bill were just talking about.

Keeping as low as you possibly can, the four of you move relatively silently into the denser forest. The few sounds you do make are thankfully covered well by the background noise of the jungle, which isn't exactly quiet.

All the while you do your best to keep an eye on the positions of the gorilla scout group, who haven't noticed you thus far.

>Keep moving
>No contact

You sign to Bill.

>You
>Freaky with
>Snake

He replies.

>Snake
>Strange
>Taco

You shrug as he raises an eyebrow.

>I
>See
>This

Tomoe adds, looking wholly unamused.
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>[ ] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."

There's a joke to be made about sneaking missions and solid snakes around here, I can just taste it.
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[ ] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."
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[x] "We can sneak around right of them, maybe avoid them if we're lucky, if not, we'll have plenty of cover."

I love our half-snake, half-minotaur, all smarts girlfriend, but the girl is more of a liability in a fight than an asset. We should keep her out of one if possible.
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>>19386538
Kitsune of many talents it appears.
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>>19386538

>You're
>no
>fun
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>>19386538

>I
>See
>This

>Tomoe adds, looking wholly unamused.

She's a sharp one ain't she?
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>You
>Jump
>Cliff

You sign back to the kitsune and she replies with a sign you understand, though it isn't military. Awfully rude, though.

"Lamirez, take out those scouts with your bare hands." You hiss quietly to Karin, far enough from the gorillas now that you don't have to worry.

"What? Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Ignore him. This is a sneaking mission. Karin, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home." Bill shakes his head.

"I don't understand..." Karin looks between you and Bill.

"Snake-y, remember what Du Gaulle said. The Graveyards are full of indispensable men."

"What's going on?" Karin complains.

"Weapon mode socom level one." You shrug, before falling back to the rear as Bill takes point again.

An hour later and all of you are sticky with sweat, clothes hanging damp and dirty. The jungle is unforgiving terrain, especially when it starts to heat up. As it isn't even noon yet, you know the worst is yet to come.
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>>19386651
Man, I completely understand how Karin must feel in that exchange.
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>>19386651
We need scissors. 61.
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"Its so hoootttt...." Karin complains, pulling her shirt forward and fanning herself with a broad leaf. You'd normally take the opportunity for a peek and get a "Perv!" in return, but neither of you seem to have the energy.

"Don't worry, we're getting close now. I can smell them." Bill tries to raise your spirits, which helps, until you trek another half hour through the dense foliage without seeing anything.

Just as you're about to complain yourself, Bill freezes VERY suddenly.

>Tangos
Bill makes a few rapid gestures that you can only interpret as "lots".
>20m
>Big
>Guns

Needing no more than that, you drop to the jungle floor and the girls follow your lead.

>What
>Now

You ask.

>Many
>Grenade
>Time

Bill replies simply.
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>>19386715
>Thunk
>Thunk
>Thunk
>Thunk
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>>19386715
>Many
>Grenade
>Time
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A moment later, and Bill pulls out a belt from his small pack.

A belt covered in grenades, along with...

Is that an M32 MGL? Where the hell did he get one of those?

>Front
>Attack
You throw your hands up like "Really?!"

>Girls
>Danger
He nods his head in the direction he was facing, and you raise yourself up enough to chance a look.

Sure enough, you can see that now is probably the time to act, and why he made a sign you could only interpret as "lots" although "too fucking many" would have also worked. There are no fewer than forty heavily armed gorillas in the clearing. You can make out several PKM machine guns and more RPGs than you're comfortable with.

But you can also see why Bill is going to risk a frontal attack.

A group of monster girls are sitting, tied together, in the middle of the clearing. A large and very silver-backed gorilla is taking his time walking around the group of them, leering, as a truck approaches.

[ ] Frontal assault, hit them when they don't expect it.

[ ] Let Bill attack from the front, snipe from the side.

[ ] Begrudgingly assault next to him but make sure he knows you're not happy he only brought one M32 along.

[ ] Try to talk the gorillas down.
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>>19386869
>[ ] Let Bill attack from the front, snipe from the side.
Maybe if we're lucky we can peg the silver-back while we're at it.
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>>19386869
Attack from front, snipe from side.
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[ ] Frontal assault, hit them when they don't expect it.

THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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>>19386869
[ ] Let Bill attack from the front, snipe from the side.
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>>19386869
[X] Let Bill attack from the front, snipe from the side.

We should bring some grenades with and focus on killing the boss first.
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>>19386869

[ ] Frontal assault, hit them when they don't expect it.
But we have to yell something about tails.
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[X] Let Bill attack from the front, snipe from the side.

You know what they say about the best snipers.

They always act like they have ice in their veins.


....I'll be quiet now.
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[x] Begrudgingly assault next to him but make sure he knows you're not happy he only brought one M32 along.
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>>19386938
what killed the dinosaurs?
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>>19386869
[ ] Frontal assault, hit them when they don't expect it.
Run in with ice bayonet and yell "Banzai"?
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>>19386976

>>19386938
Can we cool it with the ice puns?
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>>19386994
ice to see you too anon
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>Wait
>One
>Sniper
>Time
You belt out quickly before moving as fast as you can without making too much noise. Soon you find a nice position atop the shredded stump of a tree thirty feet in diameter, plenty enough for you to setup on. A jagged, half-rotten side of it even makes for a nice rest so you don't have to employ the bipod and lose the height advantage.

Now some folk don't think the G3 is great for long distance work, but these folk don't know the rifle like you do. The roller-delayed locking system and free floated barrel, combined with match grade .308 ammo and a nice Hensoldt ZF Model 1 scope make it a very accurate rifle that can also hold its own in close engagements.

Though you're about to act as a sniper, you leave the selector set at "F" instead of "E". Full automatic, meaning you can squeeze the trigger and fire bursts instead of single rounds. Not always a great idea, but it will work well at this range against such tough skinned opponents.

The glass of your optic is clear, allowing you to see into the clearing beyond and select your targets. No sense in leaving the leader alive, best to shoot him first, put the rest into a state of panic and disarray.

Now only one thing left to do, and it isn't touch fluffy tail.

You hoot like an owl, and squeeze the trigger.

The rifle recoils against your shoulder as the three round salvo hits the silverback right in the chest, three round holes opening up right beneath his neck. Probably dead before he hit the ground.

Despite the flurry of grenade impacts blasting more gorillas with high explosive detonations and shrapnel, you keep cool and pick out another target. This one attempts to grab the chain binding the girls, and is rewarded with a round right through the cranium.
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>>19386994
Dude that's cold trying to take away our fun
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>>19387014
come on man, chill. puns are ice and all, and sometimes they can even be cool. But keep this up and you'll only end up with people giving you the cold shoulder.
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>>19387053
Sure is /k/ommando in here
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>>19387077
And that's a problem?
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>>19387113
Did I say it was?

But in all srsns, I prefer monstergirl wank over gun wank, but I don't mind Papa-N sneaking in his fetishes in his own quest. Just observin' yo.
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You catch Bill out of the corner of your eye, rushing in with his sword out. A gorilla swings an RPG like a club, hard enough it would probably just crunch Bill's bones to dust if it hit. As though there were even a chance. A quick sidestep, and two lightning slashes, and the gorilla goes down, sans arm and top of head.

Tomoe emerges next, running another gorilla through as he attempts to bring a PKM to bare. Another comes from behind and in an instant is engulfed in blue fire, screaming as he bats at his own skin in an unsuccessful attempt to extinguish the magic flame.

The group of idols is screaming, which you can barely hear over the clatter of gunfire, most of which is your own. You just hope they're smart enough not to try to run, oh wait...

"Quit running you idiots!" You scream after them as you abandon the spot and take chase, the group attempting to make it into the woods, "Just stay down!"

One of them, a short drider with long black hair and a dark complexion, seems to hear you yelling for them to get down in between belts of obscenities as you come into the clearing. She grabs the chains and hunkers down, forcing the rest of them along with her.

Several rounds zip over your head and you turn to face the new threat, giving the charging beast a nice "fuck you" burst of .308 to the chest and abdomen.

"Look out!" Another one of the captured idols; a lanky, blonde sex-haired centaur, screams. Too late.
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The blow sends you reeling, staggering back but somehow managing to stay on your feet. Though you realize it also knocked the rifle right out of your hands, and though it's attached by a sling, the muzzle of the G3 becomes caked in dirt. Unsafe to fire.

"You tha one who killed mah fatha, eh? Imma eat your heart while it still beats!" The younger silverback beats a fist against his meaty chest, before swinging his tree-trunk club at you again. You barely manage to stumble back in time to avoid it.

"Heh, you a fast one eh?" The beast grumbles, skillfully spinning the trunk around in his hand.

[ ] "Bill get the fuck over here!"

[ ] Try your ice blades in the hot jungle.

[ ] Do you remember the basics of CQC?

[ ] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.
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>>19387212
[^] Channel your inner Indiana Jones

By this I hope you mean run.
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>>19387053
>Now only one thing left to do, and it isn't touch fluffy tail.
Heh. Nice.

>>19387212
Can't we just ice up his blood?
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>>19387212
[X] Try your ice blades in the hot jungle.

There is an awful lot of moisture about, try to freeze him in place and cqc his shit.
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>>19387212
[]JOOOONES
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[ x ] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.

We have a sidearm, right? Show this fucker when happens when you bring a club to a gun fight.
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>>19387173
Like the combo of both monstergirls and guns, though i prefer the fal to the g3 if i had a choice of .308 rifles.

>>19387212
[ ] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.
always gotta pick the mystery option
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>>19387212
Is there even any doubt?
[x] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.
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>>19387212
[ ] Try your ice blades in the hot jungle.
our ice power is really our only advantage so let's stick to that
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>>19387212
[x] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.
Then say some snappy one liner
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[x] Channel your inner Indiana Jones.

I can't remember what Dr Jones would do in this situation, but he rarely goes wrong.
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>>19387212
CQC ice blades? What else.
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>>19387299
Bring a gun to a knife fight.
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>>19387212
[x] Channel your inner Indiana Jones. Always.
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>>19387212
[x]Engange in Space CQC
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In a world of compromise, some men don't. They load their magazines backwards and carry a .45acp. They mix good whiskey and swirl wine while going on about "oaken flavors" and nonsense. They prefer vanilla sex to hot scales, fluffy tails, and fear of your partner eating you afterwards.

You are not one of these men.

The three rounds of 45-70 blow fist-sized chunks of flesh out the back of the looming gorilla, his malicious face turning to one of agony and shock. As much fun as it would have been to tango hand to hand with something several times your bodyweight, sometimes you just don't feel like it.

Which is when you fan the hammer to your snub-nose BFR 45-70 and let the bodies hit the floor.

"Shouldn't have brought a club to a gunfight." You tell the gorilla as he wheezes for breath, cocking the hammer of your revolver again and taking aim.

"Shame we didn't get to talk more. Protip for your next life, revenge is a dish best served... Ice cold."

The last shot caves the gorilla's face and head in, spraying you with a few flecks of blood and ape flesh.

Turning around, you see the last of the guerrillas collapse as Bill withdraws his blade, which is now completely slick with blood, as is most of his arm.

"All clear?!" You yell out to him.

"Yeah, for now. We need to get out of here before more arrive." He nods, scanning the treeline even as he does.

"Karin, you're safe to come out!" You shout, and watch as your girlfriend slithers out into the open, MP7 clutched tightly to her chest and eyes wide.
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>>19387388
>fan the hammer to your snub-nose BFR 45-70
Ze Expendebles?
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>>19387388
>snub-nose BFR 45-70
Ouch...
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Ok, gotta go to bed. Just now Papa-N, that you are awesome.

Goodnight anons, and for the love of science, don't let any monstergirls get killed.
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>>19387524
*know
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"What... Who are you people?!" Another member of the idol group looks utterly confused as you dig around the head honcho's body for keys. The green lizardgirl glancing between the four of you.

"Who are we?" You ask, as though offended, "The A-Team, obviously."

"Just a few hired guns. You girls alright?" Bill asks, removing his hat, the sunlight illuminating his stylish sandy blonde hair and deep blue eyes. The group of idols look at him wide eyed, almost visibly drooling.

"Turn the swag down a few notches..." You grumble.

"Any of you hurt? Shrapnel, bruises, anything?" The incubus doesn't look up from using the key you gave him as he unlocks the heavy chains around each of their wrists and necks.

"No, no I think we're all fine now." The drider answers as she pokes at Bill's exposed and rather impressive bicep.

"Good, now you two mongrels go see if that truck works and leave the girls to us." Tomoe steps in, "Some of them are a bit banged up."

Its true, you can see signs of obvious struggle. Bruised patches of scale, the centaur is keeping weight off one of her legs, the silver-haired succubus looks like she has a cracked lip... They must have put up as much of a fight as they could.

"Why do we always have to do the dirty work?" You scowl and bitch as you accidentally bump your head against the underside of the dash, "Have you ever hotwired one of these? No? Well fuck..."

You did find the key to the truck, snapped in half from the weight of the corpse laying on it.

"Burden of having a penis, I suppose." Bill shrugs, "Any luck?"

Several long obscenity-strewn minutes later, and you've got the truck up and running. Good thing too, because you were about to expend the rest of the BFR cylinder into the dash out of frustration.
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I'm out too, sick as hell right now and just now got a chance to nap. If the thread is still going later i will be back.
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>Getting outswagged

Nuh huh, we are the protagonist here.
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>>19387621
Meh, I'm fine with just our Cowgirl/Snakegirl Tsundere Mechanic genius.
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>>19387621
Incubus rather overrides protagonist. Also what >>19387635 said, though moar Tomoe wouldn't be bad.
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>>19387635
Agreed, superior monstergirl is superior.
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>>19387657
>>19387635


YOU GUYS NEED TO HAVE LARGER, BIGGER DREAMS. DON'T BE CONTENT UNTIL YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT.

Channel some goddamn Iskander.
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"You alright?" Karin asks as she tenderly touches the scrape on your forehead from where the metal dash got you.

"Well enough. How are they?" You tilt your head toward the idols as you place a hand on her head.

"Shaken up, they were captured a few days ago out of their hotel. Apparently the gorillas were going to take the ransom but then sell them off... You get the picture."

"And you?" You ruffle the top of her hair a bit, feeling the tension right through your fingers.

"To be honest? Terrified. I've never seen anything like that and I don't care to again. I just want to go home."

"We'll be on our way out as soon as we can."

"I hope so." Karin buries her face into your plate-carrier, arms around you, and hangs limp. You can tell she's exhausted, not that you aren't, but you're used to this kind of thing. You wrap an arm around her back to help support her.

"Smooth moves there, Bill. Didn't think you'd make a move that quick you sly devil." You give your friend a knowing smirk.

"If they're well enough to drool over something like that, they're fine." The incubus shrugs, placing his hat back on, "I'll get them loaded up. You driving?"

"Eh, sure." You shrug.

"Great. Tomoe and I will get them loaded up, but we still need to choose where to take this truck full of babes and unfortunately the beach isn't an option."

[ ] Hit the dirt trails and navigate the jungle to find a way out and back to civlilization.

[ ] Back to the Frost Ruins, use the emergency transponder and wait for Jimbo to show up with an armed posse and a way out.

[ ] Find the ruined Osprey and use the radio to get your dad to come pick you up in a helicopter.
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>>19387775
Captcha stole this image like 3 god damn times. Not sure which version I like more.

Back in 10, out of snus again and it's that or the cigarettes so...
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>>19387775
[ ] Back to the Frost Ruins, use the emergency transponder and wait for Jimbo to show up with an armed posse and a way out.
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>>19387775
[^] Back to the Frost Ruins, use the emergency transponder and wait for Jimbo to show up with an armed posse and a way out.

At least there we can setup defense of some kind. Maybe even take a quick looky through the ruins again.
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>>19387775
[X] Back to the Frost Ruins, use the emergency transponder and wait for Jimbo to show up with an armed posse and a way out.

We can turn it into a fortified position, make sure to bring any of the heavy weapons we can salvage with us.
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>>19387775

If we got enough food for waiting in the ruins, then that.

If not, then it'll probably be best to go back for the radio.
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[x] Hit the dirt trails and navigate the jungle to find a way out and back to civlilization.

The ruins are filled with monsters.
The Osprey is ruined and probably watched.
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[X] Back to the Frost Ruins, use the emergency transponder and wait for Jimbo to show up with an armed posse and a way out

Even though there are monsters and shit, it's always better to have a fortified position.
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>>19387775
Frost ruins. Though we need to take care about giant ancients. We've run into two thus far in the area. Granted, one was in huehuehue, but the deeper unexplored areas do not seem necessarily safer than gorilla territory.
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>>19387875
And the dirt path is filled with gorrilla patrols.
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>>19387727
Who?

>>19387775
Osprey
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>>19387775
[X] Hit the dirt trails
If they can shoot down our craft they can shoot down the rescue craft, it's not like we have much of a choice of landing zones in those two areas.
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>>19387898
Alexander the Great from Fate/Zero anime and Type-Moon in general.
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>>19387940

And a fucking amazing dude all around
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"I don't fancy another run-in with the guerrillas, not while we're moving around in a truck. Too easy for them to ambush us. Who knows if the radio in the osprey would even work... I think we should head back to the ruins, hole up and use our transponder to wait for backup." You tick off your options out loud.

"I was thinking the same thing." Bill nods, before ducking back and out of the cab.

You watch as he and Tomoe get the idol group loaded up. A lizardgirl, a drider, a centaur, a succubus, and a three-headed hydra girl. Not exactly what you thought you'd find in the jungle.

Bill elects to stand in the back, manning the rusted ma deuce and keeping an eye out for anything out of the ordinary. The idol group complain until they realize this means they get to stare at his backside as the truck makes its way over some nasty and rough terrain. You just hope he'll be alright, Tomoe might lop him off at the knees if he does anything stupid...

"All set?" You ask Karin, seated in the passenger chair.

"Yeah, and lucky for us, these larger trails appear to be on the GPS so I can navigate you back to the ruins."

"Won't be nessecary, I know which way to go."

"Eh? How?" She looks between you and her fancy gadget.

"Simple. I'm a man."
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Even the larger trails are rougher than what you'd find back home. Potholes in the dirt deeper than the tires of the truck, and full of sticky black mud. You have to avoid these, which means you hit things like fallen trees and large rocks. The longer it goes on, the more you wonder if you'll have a spine by the time you make it out.

Despite her offer to navigate, Karin somehow manages to fall asleep. She has a much easier ride after using her tail and some parts of the cab interior to fashion her own body into a suspension system of sorts. You can't help but feel a bit jealous as you grimace after a bump and she just mumbles and continues to snooze.

At least she already activated the emergency transponder, a rather large plastic case attached to the rest of her gear. A faint orange light blinking is the only indication that the device is active, and you just pray it works.

Thankfully you don't run into any unwanted surprises along the rest of the trail, the mountain coming into view quite suddenly through a break in the canopy. Even you feel pretty relieved to see it.

Driving up to the base of the ruins, you park the truck and do your best to conceal it in between some crumbled walls. Hastily tossing as much downed foliage on top of it with what little energy you have left. You can stay in combat all day and keep at it, but go from a fight to a break and you feel the draining effects pretty quickly.

"You look beat." Bill slaps you on the back, "Why not take your snake girl and go find someplace to snooze? I'll take over from here."

"I think I'll actually take you up on that offer. Scream like a little girl if you need me."

"Heh. Will do."
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I've got a bad feeling about this guys.
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>>19388209
That's only sensible.
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>>19388184
Rest but keep an eye open for monsters/gorillas
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>>19388184
engage in the most lewd of activities

[modsweneedspoilers]Cuddling and hand holding[/whydowenothavespoilers?]
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>>19388290

You...

No
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>>19388290
You sick fuck
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The cool interior of the tunnels is now a welcome relief from the burning heat outside, with the sun just now starting to fall again from its mid-day climax. Though now you take precaution to not go deep enough to hit the wider chambers, the monster you remember being too large to crawl into the one you currently flop down in.

Too exhausted to even bother looking for a bed, you turn your armor and backpack into a makeshift pillow that you share with Karin. She's out like a light, but you manage to chew through half a strip of jerky before dozing off yourself.

***

"We all set out here?" You glance over at the black-tailed kitsune and adjust your hat to block the sun from your eyes.

"That depends, would you like to have our duel now?" She replies, red eyes locking with yours.

"I'll pass, lets get out of this shit first." You shake your head. You'd hoped she would just let it go, but it doesn't seem like she's going to let you worm your way out of a real fair bout.

"Duel? What are you two talking about?" The drider, Mi Sun, suddenly pops out from behind a white stone wall.

"Eh? Nothing important." You shake your head.

"Savior of Toulon doesn't want to admit he's being legitimately challenged by a woman, hmm?" The kitsune doesn't relent, and you force your hat down a bit further.

"Toulon? You don't mean... That's you!?" The centaur, Marie, gawks, "I'm from Toulon!"
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>>19388290
I approve.
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>>19388290
>thatismyfetish.png
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>>19388328
>The centaur, Marie, gawks, "I'm from Toulon!"
Delicious French centaur,
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>>19388328
Full power to forward swag generators!
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"I don't really like the nickname..." You sink down in your seat against a broken column.

"Ehhh?! Why not!? You're a hero!" Marie shouts a bit too loud, fists to her chest as she faces you.

"Oi! Quit with all the racket, trying to sleep here..." The lizardgirl, Zoe, scowls dissaprovingly. She's laying out on a rock, sans her shirt, basking in the sun. Even with a bra on you can see how her breasts are squished so far out to the side, they must be huge.... No, you must stop thinking bad thoughts... But that hydra girl, Alyssa, is right next to her... And she leans back to look up and oh damn she's not even wearing a bra and if she leans back just a little further....

"What's going on? Does he have his shirt off?!" You hear the last girl, the succubus, Mora, comes bounding into view as she excitedly whips around in her search for your abs, apparently.

"No, all of you shut up! He's Bill! THE Bill! The Savior of Toulon!" Marie stamps a hoof in aggravation, as apparently the rest of them are more interested in your body than your name.

"Who? He sounds important." Mora bites her lip with one of her fangs, black tail churning around excitedly.
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"You all need to read more history, this wasn't that long ago! He's the one who..."

You hold up a hand, cutting her off.

"Stories and myth, I was just a soldier. Really, I'm no hero."

"Quit being so modest, my family owes a lot to you... Without you there... We might not have had time to make it out." Marie folds her arms under her rather alarming rack and stares at you so hard you can almost hear the "jiiiiiiiiii".

Tomoe just sits on her perch atop a low wall, watching the exchange with a rather amused expression. You watch those fluffy tails swish around and realize she's teasing you, and why does that make you frustrated, on edge, and curious all at the same time?

"Really, you don't owe me a thing. I wouldn't be a wandering scoundrel if I wanted recognition."
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"Ho ho... I don't think you need to play the bad boy card any more than you do already..." Mora chimes.

"Right. Well I'm going to go make sure those noise traps I set up are all still good to go." You stand up and brush the back of your jacket off as you adjust your sword belt.

You almost jump as you feel a set of warm, full lips plant themselves on your cheek.

"You might not want to be a hero, but that doesn't mean you aren't one." Marie says quietly, and you just nod in response.

The walk down to the places you set the traps gives you some time to cool off, get your mind straight again. It's not like you aren't usually up to your neck in swooning ladies, but usually you've got that wall of brash bravado up and a drink in hand. You can deal with things when you're like that, but when you have your guard down, things are different.

"Any particular reason you don't like that name? I came to fight you, I'll admit, so I know a great deal about you. You earned that title, whether you want it or not." The kitsune drops down beside you from a tall arch.

"If you know that much about me than you know what I did to get that nickname. I'm not sentimental about it, I just don't think it's right to glorify what I did." You let out a long, exasperated sigh and turn toward the sword girl, "And trying to rile me up into a fight isn't going to work."

"You mistake my intent. I'm not fool enough to want to fight here while we might need the strength to save ourselves later. I simply want to know why you work so hard to reject the reality you're faced with."
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>>19388591
Riiiight.

Also: Because I don't like that reality.
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>>19388591
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Toulon, the man they call Bill!
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I want some squishy bits
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"I've got my reasons... Now why do you fight so hard anytime someone does this...!" You reach out and snag three of her tails in your grasp. You don't know a ton about kitsunes, but these tails always seemed awfully thin to you...

"B-bastard! Let go!"

You grab her by the wrist, preventing her from drawing her sword. At the same time, you run the tails through your fingers for a moment. They certainly feel fluffy, but something also seems a bit off...

"I was right, you put something in them. Something to keep them from fluffing out?"

"D-dont!"

Too late, you already use your other hand to run opposite the grain of the tail, and the response doesn't surprise you. You noticed her rubbing something onto her tails, and it would seem it was some kind of dampening agent. As soon as you move your hand down the tail toward her body, it fluffs up to several times what you've seen it before.

Tomoe tries to stop you, but her arms feel weak and her knees seem on the verge of buckling. You don't waste the chance, and repeat the same motions on another one of her tails. It too changes.

These tails...

...Get even fluffier?
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>>19388626
You are a terrible person.

Not that I didn't chuckle.
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>>19388626
I fucking lost it, god damn, absolutely brilliant
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Tails gotta be big and healty.
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>>19388666
F-fluffier?!
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>>19388651
The one on the carrier wasn't enough, eh?

>>19388666
Good lord.
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>Tomoe just sits on her perch atop a low wall, watching the exchange with a rather amused expression. You watch those fluffy tails swish around and realize she's teasing you, and why does that make you frustrated, on edge, and curious all at the same time?

Bill x Tomoe?
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>>19388666
They get even fluffier, dear god man what are you doing do us?

>>19388684
>>19388669
Thank you. It seemed to fit.
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>>19388666
Get out of there Bill, Man was not meant for such a fluffiness.
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>>19388651
Squishy bits here!
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>>19388786
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Again and again you repeat the same motions, running your hand opposite the grain of each tail in turn. Tomoe tries to protest, to stop you, but with each tail you do, her strength seems to wane further.

Not that there's any stopping you now.

Soon, you can only stare at the nine black fluffy tails. Tails so large and fluffy that you can't believe they're attached to the same fox girl. You didn't even know such things existed, and since they do, you rightly assume that men have gone to war to lay claim to tails such as this.

Now when you touch them, their plushy softness seems to drain all fatigue and ache right from your body. Each hair against your fingertip makes the most earth shattering orgasm seem quaint by comparison. It is perhaps... No, you're sure of it. It IS the greatest sensation on the planet. When you touched her tails before, that was just an appetizer, a view through a pinhole. These large, fluffy tails... You stroke them with both hands and even lean down to let the tip of one run across your nose. These tails are true bliss.

"Uuuuuu.... N-no more..." Tomoe's knees finally give out and she sinks down to the ground, hanging her head.

Than you see her ears.
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>>19388847

Fluffy ears?
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>>19388892
The fluffiest.
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>>19388892
Fluffy ears!!

Clearly Tomoe has to counter attack by going for his horns.
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Dem ears man, they're a pair with the fluffy
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The curse of the fluffy tails lurks just out of sight, never forget this.
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>>19388930
DEM EARS
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There's no way.

Not a chance...

But...

You reach out and gently take hold of her right ear, palm brushing against her silky black hair as you do. It feels different than her tails, but still fluffy and soft and... Did it just twitch a little?

"N-no! No! A-anything but that!" The kitsune's hair flies up as she turns to stare at you with wide, pleading eyes, hands clutching you around the knee.

You move your finger and thumb, only slightly, only a millimeter.

"Hnnn! Ah!?" The kitsune exclaims in a mixture of shock, panic, and... Pleasure? Her thighs mashing together as she squirms, fingers sinking into your skin almost painfully. Tomoe's body trembles at each touch, each small rub. Every tiny movement making her other ear twitch in response. You do it again, and again, but than you see it. Her ears get a little fluffier, too?

"I... I can't...." The kitsune fails to even form a sentence, perhaps even a thought.
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>>19389002

Continue increasing her fluffiness value.
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>>19389002
The fluffy curse flows both ways.
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>>19389002
Make her fluffier, be prepared for the counter attack to massage our horns.
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So what I'm seeing is that Bill has a career ahead of him as a professional fluffer.
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Seizing the moment, you take her other ear until both of your hands are full of soft, fluffy ears.

"N-nnnaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......Mmmmmnnnn...." Tomoe writhes, hands leaving your thigh to get squeezed between her own, her eyes clamped shut.

The short, fluffy fur on her ears is now a bit of a mess; sticking up, no longer held down by what she'd put on them. That doesn't mean you're about to quit playing with these fluffy ears...

"S-stop! If you do it that hard... I don't... I can't... I'll....!!!" Tomoe bites her bottom lip hard, eyes straining they're shut so hard, and it almost feels as though electricity crackles at her fingers as her body tenses. A moment later, the last of her strength seems to give out, and her face plants itself right against your stomach. You can feel her rapid, hot breath through your thin shirt, and you slow your fingers until you're just holding her twitching ears.

"N-now I can n-never... I can never get married...uuuuuuuuu..." She pulls back to stare up at your face, tears welling at the corners of her eyes, "Y-you better take responsibility!"

"...What?"
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>>19389002
But if she lets out a girly scream won't Erik come running out of the ruins armed to the teeth with ice 'n shit?
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>>19389002
Well, theory confirmed...
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Damnit, this is a very inappropriate place to find this boner.
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>>19389065
Well, it looks like we're going to take responsibility for this.

Tell her that we'll take responsibility for this if it means we get to continue to touch fluffy tails and ears.
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>>19389073
>>19389065
Wait... what... oh. Bugger.
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who woulda thunk it would be so sensitive?
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>>19389002
>>19389065
Well fuck. That was unexpected.>>19389064
I don't get it.
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>>19389065
THE CURSE STRIKES!

sort of
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>>19389155
I don't know. If this is a curse, I think Bill still got the better end of the deal vs Tomoe.
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>>19389138

Now I see why she's always fondling her tails.
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>>19389182

Don't you go thinking lewd things about Ran now.
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"Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!ooohh.... It's just you..." You turn the corner, G3 at the ready, bayonet fixed, and stop suddenly.

Bill and Tamoe stare over at you in what appears to be a very... Intimate scene. Hands on her ears, almost pressed into his groin...

"The idols heard what they thought was a struggle, and I thought maybe you'd gotten ambushed, and I... I'll just uh... I'll just go..." You back up slowly the way you came without turning around.

"Erik! Erik! What is it?! Are we under attack?!" Karin hisses as you finally lose sight of your friend and his... Well, whatever you just witnessed.

"Huh? Uh... No. No." You shake your head.

"Wha? Than what was that?" The Echidna tries to inch forward for a look but you stop her.

"No. Nononono. Nono. No. It was nothing, false alarm, lets just... No." You continue to shake your head as you lead Karin away from the wall and back toward the tunnel entrance.

Something smacks into you, HARD, as you round the corner.

"OW." You complain, back against the dirt now.

"OhhmigawdIthoughtyouwereagorilla!" Zoe exclaims, dropping the aluminum backpack frame as her hands fly up to cover her mouth in horror.
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Behold, the fluffiest kitsune.
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>>19389144
A fluffer, is an assistant in the creation of porn, who's job is to 'clean' the actors between takes such that the actors need not move.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

>>19389181
True, I suppose.
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>all these tails around me
>I want them all!
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>>19389138
releavant
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>>19389289
>monstergirls
>fluffy tails
>ear biting

I don't even.....
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>>19389289

If only I had a foxgirl to try this on.
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>>19389311

Its impossible to resist Ran fluffyness
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>>19389328
If only I had a foxgirl.
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"I'm not... I don't..." You just shake your head, you're kinda at a loss for everything right now.

"Erik... Are you alright?" Karin asks with a very concerned tone.

"I think I just need something to do..." You mumble.

[ ] Head into the tunnels, explore the crypts

[ ] Try on the armor you found in the great hall, potential curses be damned

[ ] Don't do anything, just listen in to the idol chatter

[ ] Go back and see if Bill is actually alright

[ ] Curl up and go back to sleep
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>>19389359
[X] Try on the armor you found in the great hall, potential curses be damned

Dude, magic armor.
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[X] Don't do anything, just listen in to the idol chatter

I think we've earned some time to just chill.
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[X] Try on the armor you found in the great hall, potential curses be damned

Oh hey, it may not be a sword and it wasn't in a stone but it still may just make us the King of Frosts.
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>>19389359
>[ ] Head into the tunnels, explore the crypts
Loli vampire tiem!
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>>19389349
I don't want to resist, it is just rare that I see an accumulation of so many fetishes done that well.

>>19389357
>>19389328
>we will be dead before science creates foxgirls.

That's it, I'm freezing my body when I hit 30 in hopes they can bring me back in the far flung future of genetic engineering brilliance.
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>>19389381
.........That was 100% accidental, I swear.
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>>19389359
[X] Try on the armor you found in the great hall, potential curses be damned
Caution is for chumps
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>>19389359
[ ] Try on the armor you found in the great hall, potential curses be damned
Why would he curse his own armor before dieing? That's nuts. Or really amusing.
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>>19389398
To be fair, you were just going to have us listen to idle idol chatter.
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Try on Armor
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>>19389397

Its a shame there isn't alot of doujin with her, a dayum shame
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[X]Armor get
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>>19389359
We are Pykrete Man.
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fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

my ac unit seems to have died
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>>19389551
.... WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
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>>19389551
The magnitude of that problem varies greatly depending upon the climate. It's cold, dark and raining here.
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>>19389560
... We've got fluffy fur and waifus?
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>>19389551
You failed to honor the machine spirit didn't you?
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>>19389560
This is the worst kind of fun and games, it is too damn hot and humid out and I won't be able to snag a new unit until Friday at the very earliest...


As intriguing as the mystery of what lays hidden in the crypts far beneath the ruins, you aren't quite sure you want to investigate. Could be a swarm of light-skinned blonde-haired loli vampires looking for a source of fresh blood to replenish themselves so they can venture outside once again. Could be a giant monster-eating suck vore of epic proportions unseen by any man before you.

You aren't up to the challenge of finding out.

Instead, you content yourself with investigating the armor.

The steel feels cold to the touch even in the jungle heat as GNR plays in the background. The pale blue crystal set into the armor reflects the light overhead as you turn each piece over in your hands.

Hard, cold metal that seems to just ooze quality... This must have belonged to someone famous, rich, or powerful. Perhaps all three
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>>19389359
Either armor or idol chatter. This quest is best quest.
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well, how bout more fluff in the meantime, of whatever may be going about?
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>>19389617
I offered up litanies and prayers as per instruction in the codex: General Electricium

Even my rhythmic phallus slapping and incense seems unable to placate the spirit within the unit.

I fear that perhaps the taint of chaos has its hand in this...
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>>19389672
Might be you cooling systems shoot. that or you fried the control system
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"You're seriously going to try that on? Don't you remember Tomoe and I warning you? Speaking of Tomoe, where did she and Bill go?" Karin looks around, puzzled.

"Hokey religions and ancient monstrosities are no match for a good handcannon at your side, kid." You shrug as you don the chest plate and tighten down the straps. What are these? Ridiculously thick, way too tough to be leather...

You contemplate what the black material could be as you affix the pauldrons and slide on the gauntlets.

Now all that's left is the... Helmet.

You look down at it, the eyeslit black as though a dark force were staring back at you from within.

But eh. What's the worst that could happen?

You slowly lower the helm over your head, until the slit comes level with your eyes. No spooky bullshit, no sudden screaming, no lurking evil.

"See, told you it was...!"

That is NOT Karin.
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>>19389750
The fan seems really weak and was cutting in and out until it finally stopped altogether and hasn't resumed. I'm hoping that maybe the motor is just choked with dust or something, but I'm not holding my breath. I fear the worst.
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Da fuck
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>>19389778
Use the holy secret ritual of fixing capricious machine-spirit.
KICK IT.
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>>19389757
Hey, old owner of the armor we found? Spirit that tests if the wearer is worthy to wear it?
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>>19389757

What sort of eldritch horror did Karin turn into?
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Inb4 the Ice Core is actually a blessing that allows a chosen warrior to use the armor.
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>>19389672
>the taint of chaos
Well, you can't be too surprised, walking around with a name like Papa-N.

But seriously, good luck with it.
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A man... No, a Frost stares at you at the entrance to the cave. His skin so white it could be mistaken as snow, cold blue eyes the color of a frozen lake. He just stands there, watching as you panic for a moment, stepping away and into a defensive posture. But he does not attack.

"Who are you?" You ask, but the eyes of the Frost don't reveal even a hint of recognition, and it does not respond in kind.

Instead, his right arm slowly comes up and makes a very small gesture, "Come this way".

You make no motion to follow, not sure if you trust this vision or whatever it is. The Frost is clad in layers of shaggy wolf furs, a large axe hanging at his side and a wooden shield on his back. He doesn't even appear to be from the time of these ruins, his hair and beard even longer, even bushier.

Again, he motions for you to follow.

[ ] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is

[ ] Take the helmet off

[ ] Attack him
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>>19389835
But there's a lot of armour and ice core in the world
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>>19389835
Now the important thing is. How easily removable is the crotch piece because as awsome as being stuck in such cool armour would be it'd be a damn shame if we couldn't remove parts of it.
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>>19389847

Follow axe-man.
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>>19389847
[^] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is
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[ ] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is
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>>19389778
If its the motor clogging up, you just need basic hand tools, a vice, canned air, and a hammer. Be careful, and you can pull it apart and clean it up. But from what you've said it sounds to be power related. I can't help with that without actually looking it over in person.
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>>19389847
Follow him whats the worst that could happen? Also might want to say out loud that you see a vision thats asking you to follow him and not to freak out to much.
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[x] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is

This is either a really good idea, or a really bad one.

And I'm sensing Hue from the "Attack him" option
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>>19389813
I attempted that ritual, as well as the ritual of hammers. Neither seem to have awoken the now slumbering spirit.

Perhaps I shall have to pry off its exterior and get into the cold metal innards as I attempt to... Excuse me, my chain-phallus is revving on its own.

>>19389845
Usually the ruinous powers bless me with gifts, it is rare that they would do something like this
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[ ] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is

Warn Karen aloud about what we're going to do just incase we aren't in a whole spiritual mental plane thingy and look to be tripping balls to those around us.
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>>19389847
Follow. If we can't trust our own kind, no matter how disconnected from them we are, then who can we trust?
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>>19389847
[X] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is

Learn our heritage. We are the King of the North now.
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>>19389847
[ ] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is
He is a wise spirit of our people, with him we shall become the next lich king!
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>>19389847
[x]Take it off.

Failing that, follow the mysterious bloke.

>>19389872
I suppose everything's gota come back around some time.
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[X] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is


We've started this, we have to finish this....whatever
"this" is...
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>>19389847
[X] Follow the Frost/vision/whatever he is
It would be mean not to accept papa's obvious bait
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This time you don't hesitate, and as he turns around to walk deeper into the caverns beyond, you follow.

Only now, the caverns are not dark and abandoned, but alight with a blue glow from above and bustling with energy.

Deeper and deeper you descend, and quickly you realize where he's leading you. The great hall, has to be. Soon your theory is solidified as you hear what sounds like a fervor of activity through the large entrance doors. Doors guarded by a pair of Frosts donning the armor you found in the barracks, each armed with a sword and shield.

The two guards push the doors open as you draw near, and you almost stop at the sight.

The hall, unlike when you saw it, is now bristling with life. Frosts of many sizes and ages banter back and forth, drunkenly waving around tankards of dark ale and ripping into roasted legs of some kind of animal you don't recognize. Their activity slows to a sudden silence when their eyes fall to you. You realize that in here, you aren't wearing the armor you put on. You don't look anything like these people.
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>>19389986
"Sup bitches and hoes!"
We cool, we ice Cool baby.
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A fact amplified even further when you realize your hair and beard have started to grow, longer and longer. In mere moments, the serpents form, clear as ice save their pale blue eyes. They writhe and hiss quietly, the feeling of it beyond bizarre.

The Frosts are talking now, back and forth, across the hall. Communicating in a language completely alien to you, yet somehow quite familiar. Still, not one you can understand in the least.

One by one, they look up toward the end of the hall, toward the imposing throne, toward the figure seated upon it. The figure clad in the armor you took.

The Frost is seated rather casually, hands resting atop a large sword, point down between his legs. You can't see his eyes, but you can tell he's watching you. No fewer than a dozen yuki-onnas swarm around the Frost, who you presume must be some kind of king. Their pale breasts so large they nearly pop out of their loose white robes. You get the feeling that ogling the dude's girls might not be the best idea, though.
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You see the one who brought you in approach the king, glancing back at you as he speaks quietly. The king, however, says nothing.

For a long moment, you get the feeling that you should maybe run. Take off the helmet, anything. But you don't, you stand your ground.

From the walls, more yuki-onnas walk toward you. Younger ones, with astonishingly pretty but less regal looking robes. Each of them breathtakingly pretty, different shades of blue hair and slightly different skin tones. They all stare at you, some even gently touching your hair and beard snakes. Their hands are as cold as ice as they run them across your skin, and you notice now that you're shirtless. You realize exactly what everyone in the room is staring at now.

A pale, blue glow, emanating from your chest.

[ ] "Is there a doctor in the house?"

[ ] "What? Never seen a living light bulb before?"

[ ] "It's glowing? Why is it glowing? Is the glowy bad?"

[ ] Stay silent
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>>19390020
DEM YUKI-ONNAS
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>>19390053
Stay silent, they seem to like the cool and collected type.
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>>19390053
[ ] "It's glowing? Why is it glowing? Is the glowy bad?"
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>>19390053
>[ ] "It's glowing? Why is it glowing? Is the glowy bad?"
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[x] Stay silent

STAY FROSTY
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[ ] Stay silent

we badass now
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>>19390053
[ ] "It's glowing? Why is it glowing? Is the glowy bad?"
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>>19390053
Stay Silent
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>>19390053
[^] Stay silent

Stand your ground soldier.
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>>19390053
[x] Stay silent
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[X] Stay silent

Let's play this coo-OH DAMMIT, I WAS ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN
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>>19390053
[x} I AM IRON MAN
(only related pic I have)
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i want to say stay silent, but i dont think this character can if he is awake,
so i say
[ ] "It's glowing? Why is it glowing? Is the glowy bad?"
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[x] Stay silent
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>>19390087
>loli genderbent Tony Stark
>long legs

god damn, I'd give her a box full of scraps just to watch her build an arc reactor
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Silence is golden
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We chosen one now
[x] Stay Silent
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>>19390125
Ho actually there is more.
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You say nothing, deciding to stand stoic and silent. Besides, if they discerned that you were joking around, they might use those weapons at their sides.

Several of the younger yuki-onnas gently place their hand over the glowing in your chest, before jolting and pulling away to retreat back to the walls. The gathered warriors simply stare at it with hard eyes. You wonder if they've ever seen it before, if they know about it. None of them have glowing chests. Maybe their jealous that your chestswag is getting you all the ladies.

The king nods his armored head and the Frost who lead you in turns to you and beckons you closer once again. This time you don't hesitate, might be a bad idea to refuse the king.

Then again, you don't think any of this is real. How could it be?

After climbing the steps up toward the throne, you stand there rather awkwardly. Do they expect you to bow? Kiss his feet or something? You hope they recognize that you aren't exactly well versed on ancient Frost culture and standards.

Instead, the king moves, standing up from his throne. He stands about even with you, the armor giving him a slight edge in height. Placing one hand on your shoulder, he forces you to kneel, but you get the feeling that it isn't out of respect.

Which might be why he raises his sword, places it right on your chest against the glowing circle, and sinks it to the hilt.
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>>19390184
I'm completely OK with this
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>>19390185
>!
>Die?
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>>19390185
Bro that doesn't work we tried that already and just bled out.

You could have at least asked first.
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>>19390185
Wat...
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>>19390201
I FUCKING hope not.
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>>19390185
Fucking magic.
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>>19390184
I can't say it's as good as the other, but it's certainly not bad.
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>>19390251
How about this?
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>>19390185
Fucking wizards! No regard for human... er monster... life!
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>>19390275
Dat she-hulk.
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You gasp as you feel the sword enter, but the sensation is one of frigid water, not searing pain. With a shocked stare, you reach up and feel where the sword meets your flesh, expecting to find a wound. Instead, you find nothing, as though the sword sank in without a clip so it couldn't do any damage.

"I don't get it." You blurt out before you can stop yourself.

An eruption of laughter bellows from the warriors around the tables. They stomp their feet and slap their knees, some spraying beer they didn't manage to swallow.

Even the younger yuki-onna girls are giggling, hands to their lips. The older ones stay stoic like the king.

As the rambunctious laughter finally subsides, the king shakes his armored head, before tapping on the hilt of the sword. You nearly open your mouth to say something again, but he taps your head this time, twice, and points over to the wall. A large tapestry... No, no that's a map!

You stare at it, wide-eyed as you scan, but it is a map far different than the one you know. Runes you can't read drawn across it in an array of colors, markers you assume are mountains, the blue sections... Water? Ice?
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Ah, caught up. No new pics to show for it, since I'm sitting here on a bus station with a towel on my head after a cold night sleeping in a bag.

Though I really want to draw Tomoe and her tails in all the colours.
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>>19390275
>Thoria.
>Dose green eyes and curly blonde hair.
>Bueno.
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One of the older yuki-onnas approaches the map, before raising a delicate, graceful finger that lands on one section. A marking for a massive mountain, or at least, that's how you interpret the symbol. You can't read the runes underneath, but you do your best to commit them to memory.

The king taps the sword again, taps you on the head, and points once more at the map.

"I think I get it." You whisper.

You watch as the king raises his hands to his helmet, and slowly removes it. Silver hair the color of ice cascades out of it, and you're met with a face... Disturbingly similar to your own, but not identical.

The king nods once, before placing the helm upon your head and lowering it down.

"Were you about to say something?" Karin tilts her head as she stares at you, unable to see the look on your face.
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>>19390329
Rough night, eh?

>Though I really want to draw Tomoe and her tails in all the colours.

I have bueno images, but none of them compare to >>19390337 in terms of buenoness
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>>19390346
Sorry, busy exploring my heritage honey. When we get out of here we need to find a map, a king told me where to go.
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>>19390346
Oh Hey, Magic Armor gave me a Quest to a huge mountain that has something to do with my Ice Core.
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...Tomoe and her tails plus that she-hulk. I don't have much knowledge about American comics apart from few classics, but damn if I didn't find my new favorite character.
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>>19390346
Ice wizard stabbed me in the ice core and told me where to go. I need something to write with!
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>>19390367

We have to stab it with a magic sword.
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>>19390357
I think I actually got that one from one of your threads, to be honest. It seemed fitting.
While rule 63 Cap'n Murrica isn't all that amazing, Thoria and the She Hulk are quite worth it.
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>>19390275
To be entirely honest, the swimsuit armor kinda bugs me. The rest of it is great.

Though Bikini-Fury kinda bugs me too.
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"Sorry, couldn't hear you if you were trying to talk to me. Too busy paying attention while the king showed me where I need to go to retrieve his magic sword to cure my disease." You state dryly.

"Wh-what?!"

"Yep. Have to stab myself in the chest with it and the bad ice core will go away. Do you have something to write with? I memorized the runes and I should write them down. Have to find the big mountain on a map, too, because that's where I think the ice king wanted me to go. At least I think so. Wish they had said something, only ones who really did were the popcicle warriors laughing at me."

"E-Erik? I don't... What are you... Huh?!" Karin finally blurts out, completely dumbstruck.

"What's not to get? Ice wizard beckoned me in, saw the king, he stabbed me, that is the cure, runes and mountain on a map, yuki-onna girls have cold hands." You belt off as Karin hands over a pad of paper and a pen, before busying yourself with drawing out the runes.

You stop suddenly when Karin places a hand on your forehead, staring at it intently.

"Well you don't feel feverish..." She says after a moment, thoroughly confused.
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>>19390468
"Two-words. Magic. Armor."
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>>19390275
Not going to lie, that curly blonde she-thor hair is very alluring.

But I'd a she-hulk and she-stark too.

After that scene with Loki, I bet she-hulk fucks like a tiger, but your pelvis might not survive...
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>>19390468
Nah, you know me, my head is always cool.
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>>19390468
Ancient magic armor worn by my distant ancestor, I don't have to explain shit.
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>>19390494
Exactly
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>>19390468
It's adventure time! Let's go get Ivan the Werebear and set off!
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>>19390486
>After that scene with Loki, I bet she-hulk fucks like a tiger, but your pelvis might not survive...
HULK SHAG!
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>>19390486
Meh, organic parts are overrated anyway.
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"Magical enchanted armor of my distant ancestor that allowed me to see into some kind of pseudo-past vision where he explained the secrets of curing this disease to me and I got hit on by all kinds of snow girls because I swing all the swag. I ain't gotta explain shit, now can you read what this says?" You point down to the runes you scribbled.

Karin opens her mouth for a moment, thinks better of it, and looks down at the paper again.

"Well... They aren't any runes I recognize off the top of my head, but I think I've seen that middle one before and it might mean mountain I suppose? I'll have to run it by my database when we get back..."

"Damn it, why can't the language be a genetic perk?" You sigh as Karin takes the paper and stores it in her pack after scanning it into her device.

You're about to reply, when you hear Bill shout in surprise.

"Hey, Erik! Better get up here! We've got company of some kind... I think!"

An exchange of surprised looks, and you quickly duck out of the entrance of the ruins with Karin in hand. You can already see it on the horizon, some kind of... "Blimp?" You ask with a screwed up face as you stare at the object getting closer.

"That isn't a blimp, that's a war dirigible."

You look again at the massive armored blimp bristling with guns, as several jet engines propel the beast along and turrets obliterate entire patches of jungle as gorillas fire upwards at it.

"Daddy's here." Karin beams.
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>>19390531
that picture is all kinds of daww
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>>19390357
Not really rough.

Just Never really slept outside in a big city, so some first time excitement and knife clutching at every sound before I managed to fell asleep.


The fact that this sleep out wasn't in my plan didn't help. Had to find a good hiding place on the spot. Thankfully it's not really hard in here. There are few forests in every city here.
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HE HAS A FUCKING WAR DIRIGIBLE?! Why didn't we take that?!
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>>19390593
I wonder how he'll react to seeing us decked out in king iceman armor
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>>19390602
It is isn't it. It's like the little greenskinned sister I've always wanted, but with the ability to tear me limb from limb...

On second thought, perhaps it was a good thing I was born an only child...
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>>19390593

>war dirigible

I'm getting all the Red Alert 2 vibes.

ALL HAIL KIROV AIRSHIP
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Guys, guys. Obviously, this is still Hulk, as it's based on Bruce, or whatever his female alternate name would be. He-Hulk is the other one, Jack/Jim(? I'm bad at names) Walters. One suave mufugger.
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>>19390593
>massive armored blimp bristling with guns, as several jet engines propel the beast along and turrets obliterate entire patches of jungle as gorillas fire upwards at it
I have an erection now.
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>>19390593
>"Daddy's here." Karin beams.
Fuckin' hell
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>>19390624
Because someone said oh noes take the osprey, as opposed to looking around. Stupid osprey.
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>>19390624
Because if we had, he wouldn't be able to come pick us up in it.
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>>19390691
We wouldn't need pick-up, if we had taken it in the first place.
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>>19390712
Entirely beside the point.
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"When the fuck did he have time to build THAT!?" You point with both hands at the oncoming floating war wagon, as one hand is obviously not enough emphasis on that point.

"He's been working on it with a group, they were going to unveil it at the next military expo and hope to get an order for some test craft. Guess this is kind of an early unveil, hope he isn't mad..."

"Wait, your dad built that thing?" Bill looks over at Karin, perhaps with a newfound respect. He never knew her or her family that well.

"Yeah, they found an abandoned cave that they could use to keep it secret." Karin nods, "And why is Tamoe attached to your arm?"

"I-I am not!" The kitsune glares, releasing her small grip on Bill's shirt and turning away from him, almost completely obscured by tails so large and fluffy that Karin just wants to swim in them.

The airship now overhead, something falls from the top of it, impacting hard against the ground.

A massive werebear in a ushanka lets loose a massive roar as he waves around an Obrez with bayonet attached in one hand and an empty bottle of vodka in the other.

"Oh, you guys are completely fine... Where's the fight?" Ivan sounds woefully disappointed as he slowly shifts back to his less bear-y form.
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>>19390745
Wordscannotexpressmyfeels.jpg
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>>19390745
"Well, there's something big and unpleasant deep in the ruins if you really want something to fight. Or there's the gorillas in the jungle."
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>>19390745
Well, there are some monsters hiding in the ruins if you're that eager to fight something but we really just wanted a ride out, because the Osprey was hit.
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>>19390745
COMRADE BEAR TO THE RESCUE
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>>19390745

>tails so large and fluffy that Karin just wants to swim in them.
I love this.
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>>19390745
Well y'see there's this Old One down there but we thought. Y'know what it'd be horrible of us to kill it by our selves so lets go and Get Ivan I'm sure he hasn't had a proper tussle in ages...Buying it yet?
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Then the fucking thing starts dropping wererussians... Clearly, there needs to be a military handbook by Jimbo called "On bloody awesome blitzkrieg".
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"Over, but our ride is destroyed so we needed a taxi. Good of you guys to show up so fast, you must have been hauling." You take the bottle of vodka from Ivan with a hopeful gaze on your face, until realizing it is empty.

"Oh."

"I'LL KILL YOU ALL YOU BANANA EATING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" A minotaur covered in thick steel and ceramic plates bellows as his hooves hit the dirt. He unleashes several long blasts from an M134 into the treeline beyond the foot of the mountain, clutching an axe wider than you are in his other hand.

"Easy, Jimbo. Fight's over, apparently." Ivan puts a hand on the large Minotaur's shoulder.

"Eh?" Jimbo looks back, barrels of the minigun smoking a bit, and pulls up his protective steel mask.

"Yep, sorry dad." Karin consoles him with a hand on his other shoulder.

"There's a big monster down in these tunnels if you guys are THAT eager for a fight..." You frown and look back into the dark, foreboding entrance.
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"Yeah no, I need to get back to feed Essa... Err..." Ivan bumbles, "Yeah."

"Well I'm not exactly in a rush to go back down there myself, so lets get the fuck out of this jungle, shall we? Hope you've got room on that thing for a kpop group. Keep them away from the turret controls."

"Kpop group?" Ivan and Jimbo both say in unison.

"Hey hey!" Zoe the lizardgirl calls out as she approaches with the rest of them.

"Kpop group." You nod.
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aaaand I'm going to go retreat to a bar with AC, I think. It is currently 80F in my apartment and climbing. I think my neighbors have their heat on???

But I'm having a hard time typing and wiping away the sweat on my keyboard at the same time.
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I'll lurk from my droid as usual.

Also I need lists, Parker! Wishlists of monstergirls!
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>>19390863
That... is entirely reasonable.
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You didn't make a code for Esh, did you? Aww. Now I'll have to cobble something together.
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>>19390906
I thought I did but haven't found it.

Gimme a sec and I'll check again real quick, it wasn't anything special if I had one.
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>>19390863
I can sympathize. The ac in my car is out. It's a 20 minute drive at least to and from work, if traffic is good. And it's 85 degrees right now. If the AC were out in my apartment, I'd be dying...

Have a g'night Papa-N.
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In an entirely unrelated note: I want to know where I can find a copy of Upotte!! Nano chapter 9.
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>>19390906
Use this with smaller breasts:
http://sdtstuff.co.cc/viewHair/2179/
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>>19390934
Thanks. You're in for some fun times if you finish HLQ.

>>19390940
http://www.mediafire.com/?c2amqlal6l8424w
contains chapter 4-10

>>19390943
That's better than any code I made for her. Found Abbadon's and Kaleshi's but not one for Esh. Make it red if it allows it.
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>>19390981
Danke. Got 1-8, and 10 & 11 from that other one linked, but 9 was missing.
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>>19390996
No problem, glad to help
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starved for some ZWQ, any idea when your going to start it back up?
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>>19390885
>>Start replaying Resident Evil 4 since good wargaming bro started to
>>Take a break and browse /tg/
>>missed another Gen.A
>>awdang.jpg
Well anyways.... cat girls that tell bad jokes and puns?
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>>19391014
Now I'm confused. Was the chapter number 9 skipped, like 20 was skipped with the normal run?
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>>19390885
Might as well give ya one, then. Ray of light, my monster girl of all years, even if the song she is from is tragic as hell.
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>>19391045

after this is over, need to write a lengthy recap at the very least. it will return though.
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>>19391065

not sure, it wasn't in there?
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>>19391059

so m14 as a cat girl?
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>>19391137
It goes 1-8, 10 (9). I haven't actually read up to that point yet, though. Suppose I'll do that while I wait for other quests to be active.

>>19391160
Sounds like a fine time.
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>>19390885
Tiger, dragon, chicken, cockroach, living slime, Yukionna that's not in our minds/a trap - well maybe a "trap" that could be amusing, chameleon, spider, dryad? Oh! And a Frog.
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Ghost.
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>>19391160
Allmyboners.jpg
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>>19391169

weird, not sure myself now. probably an upotte thread on /a/ and they would know.

lots of good suggestions so far
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>>19391059
>>19391160
A detachable catgirl.
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Speaking of SDT, I found this thread with a SoB's hair and Female Commissar:
http://superdeepthroat.ryonani.com/index.php?topic=2191.msg27089
Havent worked out a nice code yet though.
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>>19391299

nice find

>Max x Lycheria huehuehue dialogue
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>>19391119
And the song I mentioned is The ray of light and the fairy of the forest/Päivänsäde ja Menninkäinen.

Did a quick Google-fu, and found out there's pretty much zero info on Finnish mythology, so things like Syöjätär, vore-fetishists dream monster girl will never see an appearance out of old folk tales.
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>>19391554

I will make sure to look this up
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>>Internet, why must you be so slow
>>19391160
Pretty much mang, pretty much
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>>19391624
In case you don't find anything, here's the version I've heard the most:

Powerful witch
Seduces her way near powerful people
Cunningly brutal, opposed to brutally cunning of the protogonists in old tales
Either a melavolent lake spirit or the hateful soul drowned woman
Beautiful, but not supernaturally so, which is kinda important distinction in tales where a mere description of supernatural beauty makes people fall in love.
The yandere before there was yandere. Loves you, feeds you, dies for you, only for the goal of eating you and everything you ever loved.
Will come back to life to eat you.
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>>19391832
Monster waifu of the years all years, going to enjoy making this a character
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>>19391211
Well, according to /a/, Nano 9 was skipped like main 20 was.

I can't say I have any particular requests, that haven't been mentioned. Maybe a non-detachable catgirl, for the sake of it. Why, I'm not sure.

>>19391832
Seems dece.
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>>19391954
>>19391984
Hello, childhood nightmares. Oh, you brought the yandere superhax zombie witch girl with you. Maybe I'll try the same trick as one of the girls in the stories, gag her, hack her legs off and force feed them to it.

What a wonderful safety mechanism to have in case of nightmares, you know. I'll force feed its legs to it. That way I can run away safely. I just have to never tell it my name, or look it in the eyes, or tell it I have family, or read anything that it has written, otherwise it will always find me.

It will find me with it's stumpy legs, waiting next to my bed in a wheelchair. I wonder if it will forgive the force feeding and wait for long enough for me to kill myself in a fire.
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>>19392167
Sounds adorable.
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>>19392200
Perhaps.

But you have to remember, I was the boy with a fork and will to not get eaten.
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>>19392167
Damn that is 10/10 waifu material right there. Cut off both of her legs and she still manages to track you down. Why did I grow up with such boring fairytales?
>born in murrika
Oh right I almost forgot.

>>19391984
Weird. Nano is pretty cool, would adopt all of the MP's and Jatimatic. Eagerly awaiting based xebec's bluray specials. Better have some battle rifles in it I swear to fucking Khorne...
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>>19392295
Most of the tales are like that. The protogonist uses cunning and disfigures the monster in some horrible way in order to live. If he\she is trying to save someone, it usually ended up in the monsters long and painful death, because it knew too much and could use spells to track then down.

Spells are also bloody overpowered in Finnish mythology. It's all based on the origins of things. If you can describe the origin of different things, you could cast spells with poems that affect the object.

In example, you could make different poems about the origin of horses and protect them, heal them, make them stronger when they grow up, call them home, send them to help your neighbor, turn them into bears or kill all wolves that touch them.

With poems.

All you have to do is to know the true origin in poem /song form.

Same thing for knives, guns, dogs, wind, water etc.

And Syöjätär knows poems. She isn't in the league of Väinämöinen or Louhi, but she is bloody powerful. That's why you can't have anything to do with her, because she knows so many origins that she can find you with almost anything.
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>>19392596
Like truenaming. I fuckin' love truenaming.
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>>19392596
Tell me more of delicious Finnish yandere waifu, I am very intrigued.

So poems hold her spells and the majority of her power?

Any picture/description of what she looks like?
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>>19392617
She is a shapeshifter, so everything goes. From birds to bears. She isn't any of them truly, so she forsn't hold them same power as the different animals do, but still. As for human form, she can be pretty much anything, but shamans, cunning people, wizards, sorcerers and similar powerful persons can see straight into her true origin, which is Syöjätär.

Also, spells don't really "hold" power. It's more like you know some secret lever in reality and pull it with words. You could sing spells all day as long as you want. You just need the knowledge, which is why pretty much everyone could do spells as long as they could sing. It's the knowledge of origins that define how powerful the spell is. Like knowing which red button shoots the nukes.
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>>19392742
The fuck did the autocorrect do?
This what I get for switching between English and Finnish.

She doesn't hold the same powers as true animals when she is masquerading as them.
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>>19392742
Is there any reference to what true Syöjätär looks like? Or is it just "beautiful but not supernaturally beautiful woman"? Otherwise I can improvise.

I really like the way that magic works, that is pretty cool. So Syöjätär would sing out a poem and things would change?

I'm sad I didn't grow up with stories like these.
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No any "canon" version of her. In some stories she is supernaturally beautiful seducer, in others an old witch that gives information for body parts.

The superhax yandere is the version I've heard about the most.

The name is more like a title that holds all different woman-like flesh eaters from all the different tribes and their traditions.
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>>19392742
Again, it's a lot like Truenaming, replacing the "true name" with a "true origin," if you will.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Truenaming was inspired by this.
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>>19392851
Man you grew up with some great stories. Syöjätär is certainly going to show up, but I might need to shorten that name so I can actually type it.

Syo? Too simple/short/strange?
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>>19392904
I've seen some English publication use Suyettar. Which is not there but kinda close when it's comes to pronouncing it in english.
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>>19393039
Suyet for short? Seems legit.
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>>19393064
Sure, if ya need to shorten it. It's better then the "syo~<3" image that I now have.
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>>19393184
I'm trying to discern how best to make her lovable yet terrifying at the same time. Tonya was too yan without enough dere. Want to ramp up both substantially though, but need a better mix.
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>>19393198
You could always add the bastardised origin of the vow "until death do us part". Protagonist fell in love with a suyettar, and made the Finnish vow of marriage with her. They lived a happy life with tohether, had kids and grandkids, until one day they both passed away. Then the suyettar ate his remains in their grave. With the vow he made sure that everyone he loved was spared, because suyettar loved them too under the power of their vow.
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>>19393454
Holy fuck my heart


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