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WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

>ARCHIVES HERE
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
>archive.foolz HERE
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/
-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
"I saw a boy once. He looked nice, but I had to shoot him." you tell them with a far-off look in your eyes.
Keima fakes an elbow to your ribs for this.
"Shoot him?" they asked.
"I... I mean, shoo him away! yeah! Right Onee-sama?"
"Yes.. She, lived in a female monastery before we met." Keima adds.

"Well, what about you Kanon-chan? Do you have a boyfriend? Or maybe someone you like?" They asked her.
"I have someone I like...." she answers hesitantly.
"Who?! WHO?!" the girls ask excitedly.
"My butler." Keima tells them with an all too convincing blush on her face.

REACTION?
[ ]raise eyebrow
[ ]spit-take
[ ]other
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Fuck yeah!
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>>19390281
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[ ]spit-take
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>>19390281
Raise eyebrow.

We are butler. We are unflappable.
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>>19390281
"Y-you mean Hayate-san!?"
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>>19390281
[X]spit-take
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>>19390281
>implying butler is ever flappable
[x]other
"Eeeeeeh?" and mentilate 'oh you'.
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>Okay homos, #msq is here. >>19390281 DON'T BLINK

>DON'T BLINK
BUENO.
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Spit take.
Hoping the holocaust of Harem Antics is ending here LG. Praying to god.
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>>19390316
Yeah, but we are pretending to be a ditzy airhead.
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[X]spit-take
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>>19390333
We've got three days at an all girl school. The Harem Antics may be taking a break, but we won't see until this is done how gone they are.
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>>19390333
>harem antics
>end
Ahahahaha
This guy, I like this guy. He's funny.
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>>19390332
Also, I did not know that html links to 4chan would be converted to a quote reply.
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>>19390281
Raise eyebrow.
We're a butler; something as trivial as this shouldn't phase us.
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>>19390326
This, probably combined with a spit-take.
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>>19390281
"Onee-sama is mine!" the hug her.
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>>19390376
What part of ditzy air head did you not get?
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>>19390373
Motherfucking wizardry yo.
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>>19390376
Yes, that is the correct reaction, if we weren't pretending to be a ditzy airhead.
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>>19390400
Someone who's ditzy wouldn't have survived as a child soldier.
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raise eyebrow
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>>19390429
That's still the cover we're using. A child soldier acting like a ditzy airhead as an emotional barrier between her current life and her horrible past.
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>>19390365
Man. You don't know what I've been through. I was the guy who wanted us to turn Ted into Mecha-Rex, Destroyer of Enemies. I also suggested The Dude as our advanced instructor. I want a return to the MSQ of old, where the harem was a sideproject, and Shirou dug into the Wonka Factory. I want to see more of the inventive shops, the clever cameo's, and not ending up SWAGGN' everything in sight.

One can dream. One can dream.
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[x]other
dunno what, but something other than the spit-take or the raised eyebrow (doesn't seem like an airhead type behavior). gotta stick to our character or the creature is gonna get wise to us. it hasn't survived this long without paying close attention to its environment.

>my brain is frazzled. in mourning for Ray Bradbury, gonna get severely intoxicated. forgive me if i'm a bit slower than usual tonight.

>>19390333
it's not a 'holocaust'. it's what the people who stick around want it to be. you can't not play and then bitch about it when it doesn't go the way you want.
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>>19390455
You're glamourizing the past. We've always been this haremy, those sorts of moments just stand out more in your memory than the hareming.
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>>19390455
You are not alone friend.
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[x] other: spittake mentally, while trying not to blush.
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The iced-tea you were enjoying goes airborne.
"Ehhh?! You mean him onee-sama?!" you asked her.
Still blushing, the gorgeous girl next to you presses a hand to her cheek and says softly,
"...yes."
"Your butler?"
"You have a butler?"
"What's his name?!" the questions assailed her from all sides
"H-hayate. He's gentle and kind and really great. He can be stupid at times but... that just makes him better." she tells them.
In one of the PSPs Keima carried, Elsie was squirming in delight as she recorded every word.
"So, have you told him you like him?" haruna asks her
"No... I can't... I.. It's not my place." Kanon [Keima] answers.

The party went on longer than expected, soon enough it was time to head back to the dorms.
"Hurry! Hurry! We don't want the dorm head to catch us!" the girls urge you as you jogged back to the school.
"Yeah! She's scary when she's mad!" Fleur tells you as she bounces along in front of you.
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>>19390488
Time to FINALLY have that talk with Keima.
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>>19390455
>this quest isn't running the way I want, that means it sucks
Man, do you even read your posts before you submit them?
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>>19390455
>not swag everything in sight
We joined up with the Bureau in the first place for all of the inter-dimensional pussy we could get. That's one of the cornerstones of the earlier threads.
I think you just have rose-tinted nostalgia goggles on, and you're ignoring inconvenient parts of the past.
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Did...did keima really just say that? Right in front of us? damn. Although he'll probably just say that we we the first person he could think of later.
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>>19390488
Hmm , well he said it, we didn't force him so i guess i'm ok with this.
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>>19390518
No. I'm just lamenting what it has become. It's not bad. It's just not as good as it was. As it could be. We lost too much to the Harem Antics. Too much that will never be regained.
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>>19390510
>>19390536
Maybe he's acting?
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LG it seems your creative juices are flowing quite strongly again. Kraus' anime review was golden. and I'm liking the new pace.
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>>19390529
Oh I know that. I just assumed it would be one-night stands, maybe a couple steady flings. Instead: HAREM. And yes, I'll admit I have some rose tinting to my glasses. But even then, I still think that it was better as it was.
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>>19390554
If he tries to lie and say that he was just pretending, or that was the first person he could think of, we need to have the talk finally even more.
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>>19390488

dorm head is this woman?
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>>19390488
Once we get back into our dorm, we should go over the data we've collected so far.

Also, with our invisiblity majaik, we should be able to move around at night to do more investigating.
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>>19390566
Sauce?
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>>19390566
No this lady.
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>>19390559
If you don't like how things progress, then you need to participate and vote against what you don't like. If you don't participate, don't complain about how things progress.
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>>19390579
A certain scientific railgun.
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>>19390584
Wow that's a bad shop.
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Your room. 20:30
You sit on the bed as Keima sits at the desk fiddling with his PSPs.
There's an uncomfortable silence in the air, neither saying much after getting back.

"So..." you start not really sure what to say
"Yes?"

[ ]what about we take a look around the school?
[ ]about that thing...
[ ]other?
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>>19390586
I did, for a while. But then, I got sidetracked, and missed a shit ton of threads. So is life.
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>>19390542
I'm willing to bet you're also sore over the fact that we didn't care enough about Sam Vimes to clamor for his inclusion.
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>>19390603
"You're into me."

It's not a question.

"Let's talk."
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>>19390554
Are you suggesting that Keima is trolling us, with the intent to make us question our own sexuality? I HOPE SO
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>>19390603
[x]other?
"Wanna make out?"
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>>19390603
[X]what about we take a look around the school?

We're on a mission. We can deal with matters of the heart after things are done with.
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>>19390621
Or maybe he was just playing his role for the benefit of the others?
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We should probably check the Kitchen. There has been multiple HAMBUGA! thefts supposedly.
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>>19390603
[x]other
Pool our information, plan our next move.
"So, according to what I've found, a swimmer that was hospitalized at one point did have her shape assumed by the target.
"The missing beef in the cafeteria could be the target eating.
"Any ideas on where we should check next?"
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>>19390635
Agreed
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[x] about that thing. except be oblivious and actually be talking about the invisible cat. Will we ever uncover its MYSTERIES?
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>>19390603
>[]Look around the school
Strictly professional. This situation is awkward enough, we don't need to make it any worse.
>>19390606
I'm over that. Sure, I'd still like to see him in this, but well, I can live without it. I mean, we got the Archive. And where the Archive is, we get the motherfucking HELLHOUND. I'm considering that a win. Still, Wilkens is a man that Hayate should learn to imitate.
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>>19390603
[x]what about we take a look around the school?
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>>19390603
"So... You like me? Cool. I like you, too. Now's not the place, though. We can deal with it after we caught whatever this thing is."
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>>19390603
How about we take a look around the school
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>>19390603
[ ]what about we take a look around the school?
We'll talk about this later.
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>>19390615
>"You're into me."
Change that to, "I'm into you to."

Then don't pursue it at all for the entire rest of the mission.
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>>19390603

[ ]what about we take a look around the school?
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stand up kiss him on the forehead and simply say
"im into you to but now is not the time for this lets go look aorund the school"
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>>19390739
I like you but we really need to focus on the task at hand
So let's go check out some of these leads

Then if anyone catches us we act air headed and clingy
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>>19390739
I'm with you on that. Let him know the feeling's mutual, but it's time to work. We won't let antics get in the way of the current assignment beyond that.
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This is retarded. Can we at least get the job done first?
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>>19390798
And now you feel my pain.
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>>19390798
Nope time for shenanigans
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>>19390810
Shut up. Go away.
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>>19390798
That's the idea, but it doesn't mean we can't say, "It's okay" first.
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>>19390798
Yeah. Consensus seems to be saying the feeling's mutual, then getting down to business.
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>>19390820
No. This is the best shot for me to get this back onto BUTLER QUEST FUCK YEAH!
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rolled 27 = 27

>wanna talk
>rollang
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>>19390810
>>19390798
oh im just posting to piss you guys off im guessing lg is already typing up the reply for one of the posts above
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At this point i think just classes and combat/ simulations are all we really need right now.
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>>19390834
That doesn't bode so well.
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>>19390834
And there we go. Welcome back fickle dice gods.
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>>19390830
Shut the fuck up Magos, this quest is keeping the ronery waifu-fags out of every other quest.


Do you have any idea how great the other quests are without constantly chasing after waifus?
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>>19390835
Not pissed. Just disappointed. We are wasting time! We are going to wreck our perfect record!
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>>19390835
Except that since we don't know when LG refreshes (and we've been harping on him to refresh more often), your samefagging can tip the scales.
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>>19390830
That ship sailed long ago sadly winter
We've been trying to get things back towards that and failing so long that most people gave up and went with anime shenanigans quest instead
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>>19390855
>keeping the ronery waifu-fags out of every other quest.
What, do you think people can only partake in a single quest at any moment?
I mean, I've got... 4 different quests open right now. All of which are different.
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>>19390876
Why fight the storm when you can ride the currents?
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>>19390872
If I have one flaw, it's never giving up.
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>>19390872
>most people gave up
Actually, people gave up because MOST people want the animu shenanigans.

Also, it's been this way since the beginning. You're wearing rose-coloured glasses too.
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>>19390876
Same here
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>>19390887
At least you'll die young having alienated your friends. That's what happens to people who don't know when to quit in my experience.
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"So... about that thing earlier.."
"Thing? what thing?" she asks without looking up at you
"You know, the butler thing."
"Yeah? What about it?"
"Well... I want you to know that.. uhh... well..." you fidget on the bed.
"Wait... Don't tell me you took that seriously?"
"Yeah. It's true right?"
She laughs. A beautiful laugh that ringed like a bell.
"You seriously thought... Ahahaha... And you... Hahaha.."
"Wait... What?"
"Dear Kagura, your onee-sama was just acting. Those girls expected an answer like that and that's what I gave them."
"So... You were acting?"
"Of course." she answers as she discretely turns off one of her PSPs, specifically, the one that held Elsie.
"Now, tell me, what do you want to do tonight?"

[ ]investigate the cafeteria
[ ]investigate the pool
[ ]investigate the invisible cat
[ ]Other
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>>19390898
True, but it is mainly the fact we lost a lot of people after the first week long break LG had so we ended up with smaller threads and less discussion and random shit coming out that I miss more than the change in direction
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>>19390924
>Investigate cafeteria.
If we get caught there, we have an excuse. Plus, it has to feed. We might be able to catch it there.
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>>19390924
"Keima, I'm not joking around. You're not fooling me. Now, let's get to investigating, we can talk later."
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>>19390924
Cafeteria first, then we can check out the pool
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[x] investigate the invisible cat
I know this is a waste of time, but, this is all I have ever wanted!
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>>19390924
[x] cafeteria
You guys. Seriously. How did you now get that?
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>>19390924
[ ]investigate the invisible cat
Whatever happens, we will stab that damn Cheshire cat.
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>>19390924
"Alright, if you say so."
[x]Pool
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>>19390924
[ ]investigate the pool
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>>19390965
>now
Should be 'not'.
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>>19390924
[x]investigate the cafeteria

And do it under the cover of our invisibility.
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>>19390965
Because hopes. And dreams.

Also that low roll didn't help.
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>>19390958

this. the cafeteria is a situation with solid evidence and not just hear-say that something is amiss, should be easier to clear up whether or not it's related to the creature.

My guess is, like Mio, Keima might be trying to wrangle us in on his own terms. taking advantage of our own split opinion manifesting as hayate being strongly emotionally confused about the situation.
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>cafeteria
"I'm thinking we should check out that cafeteria."
you tell her as you swivel to face her.
"It's not just hearsay, not just rumors. We have evidence that someone, or something has been raiding that place, and that could very well be our target feeding."
"It's still too early though, people are still out and about." she tells you.
"So we wait?"
"Yes, let's wait a couple of hours."
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22:00. Lights out.
You and Keima sneak out of your room and head for the Cafeteria.
There, you find the Janitor standing guard like the aunty told you earlier.
He sat at a table with a pot of coffee, a small portable TV and broken-off mop handle.

WAT DO?
[ ]distract him (HOW?)
[ ]go invisible
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>>19391089
[x] invisible
Interfering with test subjects is bad science!
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>>19391089
[x]go invisible
And have our Time Stop handy.
Our majaik use is unlimited as long as know one knows we used it, and we keep collateral damage to a minimum.
So invisibility and time stop will be our most important abilities for the investigation portion of this simulation.
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>>19391089
[ ]distract him

SMOKESCREEN CIGARS
Just place a box where he can see them, then when he smokes them because they're awesome, they blow up in his face and we sneak right past him!
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>>19391089
Distract him. With lesbians.
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>>19391089
Go invisible, distracting him will only least to trouble
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>>19391120
Are you suggesting we give him a lesson in Lesbionics?
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>>19391089
[x]go invisible.
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>>19391146
>implying you don't want that
everyone loves lesbians.
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>>19391089
Go invisible. It's just the best option.
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>>19391162
Especially lesbians.
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We really need to make a chloroform potion.

Use invisible. We have plenty of it, and we'll refresh it when we sleep.
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So is everyone lesbians for some reason now?
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dunno why I'm throwing this out there since i'm still against swagging keima,

it would be hilarious, when we go to sleep to mention how odd it is not to get fucked or cuddled to sleep for a change.
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>>19391190
Yeah a knockout potion would be nice, you would want it more effective than chloroform but controllable so we don't knock our allies out when using it
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>>19391190
A dart gun with tranquilizer darts, or a DMSO squirtgun with a fast-acting tranquilizer.
I mean, a Federation Type-1 phaser from 2376 would be ideal, but this isn't Meta Quest.

...Hm...I wonder if the Ridiculously Convenient Store would have Federation phasers. That would be ridiculously convenient.
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>>19391214
Or mention that we can't sleep because it's too cold without someone to snuggle with. Don't ask him to snuggle with us. Just mention it.
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>>19391214
Heh. It is a good bit.
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>>19391214
Heh well given he hasn't had a night alone in bed since he got here Hayate could find it strange. It would also suit the cover if we are being watched
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>>19391223
Maybe mix a knockout potion with a short-term memory wipe potion that erases the last 15 minutes of memory?

Very useful in covering our tracks, but what about the method of delivery?
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>>19391120
This. seems like the most responsible action, after all.
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Can't sleep without our pile of women, eh?

More like we get very little sleep except when Nanoha's around because otherwise Erica's like this.
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>>19391253
Paintball, just like Molotov

Or we could use a tea beam of it, kraus IS a teapot after all so we could put things inside him
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>>19391226
LEST IT BE FORGOTTEN
RCS is having a clearance sale today in-game time. should be our first stop after morning class is over.
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>>19391280
Probably won't be out of classes until a few threads but thanks for the reminder lookout
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>>19391280
Yes, we must go there for the clearance sale.

Actually, we should remember to let the girls know about it too.
Hell, we should tell the entire class when we break for lunch.
Letting everyone know that the RCS is having a sale just seems like the nice and proper thing to do, since it carries things everyone wants.
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>>19391308
Yeah everyone will find something there probably
Kind of makes me wonder why there are shelves etc there if the shop just hands everyone a bag with what is necessary when they go to see ash at the counter though.
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>>19391272
>paintball
We may need to either mix it with DMSO, or make the potion itself one that can be absorbed by skin contact.

Also, as much as I love using DMSO in Shadowrun, that shit is fucking dangerous.

We had a lab tech die in the biology labs because they handled some gloves that had DMSO on them, and then he handled some poisonous chemicals.
It is not a chemical to be messed with lightly.
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>>19391348
DMSO?

Also I think we would either make it absorb via skin contact ( which means it is more powerful so careful handling is needed ) or just vaporize on impact so people inhale it

Both have their drawbacks but we could make both to deal with either single targets or group situations
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>>19391376
Dimethyl Something or Other. I can't recall what the SO is for and I don't have my shadowrun books any more.

It's a compound you add to other liquid drugs/whatever, and it makes them absorbed through the skin.
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>>19391376
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyl_sulfoxide
DMSO basically allows chemicals that it's mixed with to become absorbed on skin-contact, even if the chemical in question normally isn't.
So tranquilizers that usually need darts, to inject them into the bloodstream, can be mixed with DMSO and you can use a water gun to spray people with it. If their clothes get wet, it'll penetrate the clothes and then into the skin, then into the bloodstream.
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>>19391406
Ah yeah, dimethyl sulfoxide is the proper name for it iirc
Wasn't sure if shadowrun used the proper chemical or not

We could make a knockout potion like the second idea and then mix it with the DMSO in order to give us on contact for paintballs or a smoke type for bombs
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we mahou shounen black ops quest now.

(what's jip-jap for 'black ops'?)
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>>19391089
[ ]distract him (HOW?)
Send out clone crying about how she's lost.
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>>19391479
"Brakku oppuso."

Then toss in some ching chongs and you're golden.
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>>19391509
Nip Nong, brag. Word.
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Goddamnit. No-Fun mod must have deleted titleless animu CYOA thread. I mad.

Don't mind me, just being mad, and needing to vent.
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>>19391583
He also did that for Necromancer Apprentice Quest, too.
We were apprenticed to Necromancer-Farnsworth, and things were getting interesting.
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>invisible.
You reach out for Keima's hand, which she grabs it after a moment of hesitation, and turn invisible.
'What do you want to check first?' you asked her.
'The freezer. There might just be some physical evidence in there we could pick up.'
Thus, suitably hidden, the two of you stalk off into the kitchen.

The freezer was a large walk-in room sealed by a heavy steel door.
The latch of it thank fully opens quietly and the two of you go on inside.
You make sure to keep it open by blocking the door with a pack of frozen peas to prevent you from being locked inside.

Now visible once again, the two of you take a look around.

**ROLL FOR PERCEPTION**
will pick a number
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>>19391625
I sure hope this trail hasn't gotten cold.
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rolled 62 = 62

>>19391625
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rolled 13 = 13

>>19391625

>No lesbians

I has a sad.
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rolled 90 = 90

>>19391625
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rolled 9 = 9

>>19391625
Dodging the guards, spotting the clues. Oh yeah.
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rolled 54 = 54

>>19391625
Can we use our clone to double our perception?
Mike said we need to practice using it anyway.
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rolled 85 = 85

>>19391625
dice 1d100 go!
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>>19391650
Fuck yeah lookout!
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rolled 31 = 31

>>19391625
Welp
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I bet the janitor notices the peas and picks them up, closing the door on us.

"so. Keima. It's cold in here and I was thinking-"

"no. don't even finish that sentence."
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>>19391650
Lookout you glorious bastard
THE REST OF YOU STOP ROLLING
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>>19391625
Also, what kind of shitty walk-in freezer doesn't have an internal release?
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>>19391672
"What? I was going to use some Molotov potion to start a fire. What were YOU thinking?"

>>19391682
One that's supposed to be locked.
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rolled 9 = 9

>>19391675
But I must make puns!

Hey Keima, water you think we're gonna find?
Ice sure hope this trail hasn't gotten cold.
Better stay frosty, that guard looks like a cool customer.
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>>19391697
"That you would try to start a fire inside of a school. Don't even think of it. Why, what did you think I was thinking?"
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picking
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>>19391720
>MFW I rolled the third one.

I'm so sorry, guys.
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>>19391720
The low roll. Of course.
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>>19391720
>3rd roll
>13
Goddammit.
Can we split off a clone to help in the search and try for a reroll?
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>>19391682
An illegal one. I'm fairly xertain that mist countries have safety legislation requiring they have internal releases.
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>>19391720
too late again, for like the 5th time.
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>>19391720
At least chose more than one of the following rolls...
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>>19391641
The two of you look around, trying to find anything out of the ordinary.
Piles of vegetables and meat, anything that would spoil without the cold afforded by the large freezer was stuffed in it.

There, a large rack of beef hanging from a hook, and there, a crate of fish.
nothing seemed out of place, nothing seemed wrong.
"Keima. You see anything?" you asked the girl with you.
"No. Nothing. It's all in order." he answers.
'Kraus. Can your scanners pick up anything out of the ordinary? Something that shouldnt be here?'
He answers quickly.
'TOP SHELF, THERE IN THE CORNER BY THE DOOR. HIDDEN IN THAT FUCKING BROWN BOX.'

You head to where he tells you to and bring down the small box labeled -tomatoes-.
You open it and find plastic jars of spices.
Pepper, tumeric, bay leaf, basil, and oregano.
'Nothing weird here Kraus.' you tell him.
'LOOK AGAIN FUCKER.'
And then you notice it.
Two jars were marked Oregano, one had a yellow lid, the other a red one.
You unscrew the red lidded jar, and a smell that's not oregano meets your nose.
It's weed. Someone was hiding weed in the kitchen.

WAT DO?
[ ]Look again *reroll* (taking the thrid one again)
[ ]leave
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rolled 92 = 92

>>19391826
[ ]Look again *reroll* (taking the thrid one again)
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rolled 76 = 76

>>19391826
Look again
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rolled 36 = 36

>>19391826
[x]Look again *reroll*
And again, I ask if we can use our clone to help in this search.
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>>19391842
>92
>1st, not 3rd
Your sense of timing sucks rancid pig anus, Fritz.
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rolled 40 = 40

[x] look again

And pocket the weed for shenanigans later.
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>>19391826
[ ]Look again
And take the weed.
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>>19391826
look again, and pocket that weed. might need to barter/negotiate with it later.
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>>19391858
I know, i even waited a bit before posting. Am i the only one who checks the bottom of lg's posts for roll opportunities and rolls before reading?
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>>19391875
Maybe everyone was trying to wait, and be the hero with the awesome third roll.
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>>19391870
>>19391869
mah niggas
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19391826
[ ]Look again *reroll* (taking the thrid one again)
Damn. Well pocket the weed, were going to get high tonight.
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>>19391919
>>19391898
>>19391874
>>19391870
>>19391869

Pic related, fuck this show though.
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Before any of you guys light up, we need to check that the weed is actually weed, and not a bit of the shapeshifter that it left behind to infect idiots who know there's a Thing around but aren't careful.
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>>19391970
We got panacea.
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>>19391826
LET'S GET FUCKING BLAZED.
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>>19391992
Which was only ever stated to work on potions. There's no guarantee it'll work on non-potion effects.
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>in a simulation
>everybody can review it
>we get blazed on public television
>The Dude tells us we shouldn't have done that
>"Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion man."
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>>19392016
I was thinking along the same lines except ending in mindwipes and organ loss, or at the very least a pay docking for getting fucked on a mission.
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>>19392016
He would support our choices, man. But then again these girls lives are in our hands!
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>>19391992
Panacea isn't guaranteed to work on all status effects, was only stated to work on potion effects so far, and the Thing is a parasitic organism that will fucking enter our cells and rewrite our DNA.
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to clarify, i don't actually think we should get blazed in the middle of a simulation. I do think we might get some use of it however, either as a way to bribe someone else or, if whoever stashed it there(my guess is the cook or the janitor) comes looking for it, we could get info out of them.
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>>19392066
This i like though.
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>>19392016
Like I said, pocket the weed for LATER shenanigans.
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>>19392084
But it's simulated.
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>>19392066
Lookout is a smart fella.
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>>19392066
I can agree with this, but I still say we should burn some of it when we're outside of the building just to be sure it's not some trap left by the shapeshifter.
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>>19392094
Well we do have three days for the sim so I dare say we will find somewhere we could use it for shenanigans

Personally I think we should leave it with a sort of tracking device on it so we could see who grabs it
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>take the weed
>someone comes looking for it
>ask them if they've seen anything weird
>also, why would you put weeds in the refrigerator? that's just silly tee hee
>check our pockets when sim ends
>awwwyeeeeeh.jpg
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All this fuss about a little bit of weed, Kraus is probably capable of churning out more hard drugs than half of Mexico.
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You take the offending jar and slip it into your pocket.
Again you take a look around.
'Find anything?' Keima asks you again
'No. You?'
'I think I have something here.' she says from near the back.
you walk over to her and she points something out on a shelf.
'We have a cat burglar on our hands' she says to you
There, across the frost covered packages of soup bones and ground beef, you see a perfect set of catprints.
They're old, judging by the new layer of frost on them.

WAT DO NOW?
[ ]investigate that invisible cat
[ ]other?
*oh and I'm gonna need a roll*
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>>19392115
A tracking device would be nice, if we had any.
It's not in our skill repertoire, and we haven't picked up any subspace transponder beacons at the RCS, or at Quark's Gadget Emporium Bar and Grille.
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rolled 79 = 79

>>19392163
[ ]investigate that invisible cat
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rolled 93 = 93

>>19392163
Sounds like Invisible Cat TIme.
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rolled 95 = 95

>>19392163
[ ]other?
Moving statues
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rolled 42 = 42

>>19392163
[x]investigate that invisible cat

Well, looks like that cat is real after all. Can Kraus make catnip?
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rolled 83 = 83

>>19392163
[x]investigate that invisible cat
Huh. Okay, maybe we DO need to investigate the invisible cat after all.
I have to admit, I thought we would go through the clocktower before getting to the cat.
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>>19392171
>>19392175
So, if we put a hat on the invisible cat, would the hat stay visible?
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rolled 80 = 80

>>19392163
[x] cat time
>>19392180
The cat will be in the clocktower.
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rolled 68 = 68

[x] investigate that invisible cat
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The invisible cat is the shapeshifter, isn't it? It uses its small size to move through the ventilation system without being seen, and by being a cat, it won't be suspected or questioned.
The perfect way to get around unnoticed.

And dammit, the Thing starts out the same with the Norwegians chasing the dog.
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rolled 59 = 59

>>19392163
Seconding Weeping Angels.

Where's your sense of adventure, guys?
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>>19392175
shit, i really gotta start reading before i post, i'll change to cat.
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>>19392163
[x]investigate cat burgler. pls be pic related.
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>>19392170
>>19392171
>>19392175
>>19392180
>>19392189
those rolls
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>>19392207
NO FRITZ I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL

DON'T GO WITH THE OBVIOUS.
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>>19392224
But obvious clues are what we follow until we finally figure out what's going on and then we set a trap with the help of a stoner, his dog, and a jock to capture old man jenkins.
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>>19392253
BUT...

WEEPING ANGELS.
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>>19392276
I know, i'll vote for them after the cat scenario. Unless of couse lg didn't refresh, i'm cool with that too.
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>>19392171
>>19392175
'Seems that invisible cat just might be real afterall.' you tell her.
'Want to check it out?' she asks you.
'of course.'

"Dangnamit, someone left the door open again." you hear a voice from the outside say.
"And someone even leaft peas on the floor. Fuckin cooks, always leaving a mess for ol' Phil to clean up after."
you hear the sound of a pack of peas being thrown into the crate where you first found it and the soft click as the latch on the door engaged.

"Well fuck me." you say as you realize you've been locked in.

WAT DO?
[ ]We need to pool our body heat
[ ]We need to get out of here
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>>19392253
Spoilers: Shaggy is the stoner.

Polite sage for unrelatedness.
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>>19392330
[x]We need to get out of here
Body heat will not be enough in any case.
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>>19392330
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[x] we need to pool our body heat.
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rolled 15 = 15

>>19392330
>[ ]We need to get out of here
We depress the plunger that servers as an interior latch.
>>
[X]We need to get out of here
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>>19392330
[ ]We need to pool our body heat
But then just beat on the door and kick in the invisibility.
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>>19392330
Body heat.
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>>19392330
We need to pool our body heat
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>>19392330
[ ]We need to get out of here
Tea laser and damage control.
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>>19392330
[x]we need to get out of here, BEFORE THE ANGELS KILL US(make us fail the simulation)
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>>19392330
[x] body heat
We need to wait a little for the janitor to go back to whatever.
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>>19392330
Cant we teleport?
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>>19392330
[X]We need to pool our body heat.
Summon All the familiars (but especially the fluffy ones) for more heat.
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>>19392391
Oh fuck what have i done?
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>>19392330
[x]We need to get out of here

Body heat is trolly, but we can bloody teleport. It's so freaking overpowered.
>>
After a moment of pooling body heat, let's escape that way we know http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoJh1R5DtUM
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>>19392393
Very difficult without someone on the other side of the door that we can use as a beacon to orient our teleport.

But we really need to get out of here.
We're losing valuable time. We need to track that cat and find the shapeshifter.
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>>19392402
Don't worry. I wouldn't be pushing the Angels at all if I didn't have the perfect, craziest plan to deal with them when they show up.

A plan that, by the laws of drama, now that I have mentioned but not elaborated upon, cannot possibly fail.
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>>19392350
Sages without a noko are never polite.
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>>19392429
Mirrors and duct tape, right?

Anywho, I'm out for the night, good luck, gents.
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>>19392330
All walk-in lockers have a safety latch for opening it from the inside, just like car trunks. It's just a matter of finding it. With that in mind, let's pool our body heat.
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>>19392409
fuck yes MacGyver
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>>19392438
Please. That's nowhere NEAR crazy enough for this quest.
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>>19392401
>summon the familiars
>Janitor opens the door
>finds a fucking zoo in there
>he doesn't know what the fuck

My sides.
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>>19392409
Yes! MacGyver fuck yes!
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>>19392459
Onee- sama said we were making a movie for the zoophiles or was it zoologicals... zoo keepers? (tilt head and smile)
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>>19392409
And just how would that fit into BSoD?
(BackStory of Doom)
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"Keima!" you say as you reach out for her and hug her.
"Wha~!"
"We need to pool our body heat if we're to survive the night!" you tell her as you hold her close
"Don't let go."
"..." she returns the hug but says, "you know.. You could teleport us out of here..."
"Yeah. But still... We can't risk getting frostbite." you grin down at the shorter girl.
"We're not lost in the Arctic circle. Just do it."
"Okay. Okay. Fine." you hold her tighter and teleport the two of you out into the open.
------------------------------------------

Second year building. The roof.
"Here kitty kitty kitty..." you say feeling quite silly trying to lure an invisible cat that may or may not exist.
Keima looks around as well, but decides its wiser to not try and call out to said cat.

**ROLL FOR PERCEPTION**
Taking the highest of the first 5
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rolled 23 = 23

>>19392529
Damn. I was hoping that would work.
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rolled 4 = 4

>>19392529
Also, now would be a good time to release Daniil for his superior sense of smell and tracking ability, as well as combat capability.
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rolled 75 = 75

>>19392529
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rolled 98 = 98

>>19392529
I thought we needed a target to teleport to?

Anyway, Rollan.
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rolled 46 = 46

>>19392529
Can kraus summon catnip? Is catnip considered food?

If not, just have him make some really smelly tuna.
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rolled 15 = 15

>>19392529
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>>19392544
Slowclap.gif
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>>19392544
Nice.
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>>19392544
jolly well done.
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>>19392544
Originally we needed a target.
We've gotten better to the point where we can teleport but we still need beacons to get to the right destination.
We didn't teleport right to the roof, I think, just to the other side of the door, which is within our ability to do with Keima as a nav point. seems egistign
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>>19392580
Technically we shouldn't of been able to teleport through the freezer anyway. When our teleport was first introduced it was achieved by combining bunny mode and time stop to move about five hundred meters in a split second
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>>19392544
"Nya~" something responds to your calls.
"here kitty kitty kitty!"
"Nyaan~" again a cat responds.
Something walks across the roof, a small shadow.
As it gets into the light, you see a white cat with hetero-chromatic eyes.
"Well, will you look at that? the cat's not so invisible after-all." you say as you call Keima over

WAT DO?
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>>19392667
lolwut
When did that happen? I remember nothing of the sort.
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>>19392667
Fucking magic, we don't gotta explain shit.
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>>19392676
We do the sensible thing of course.
Ask the cat if the weed is his.
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>>19392676
Wait to see if anything else pops up.
If not then catch it in a teacup.
We need to secure and contain the SCP if we want to finish quickly.
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>>19392678
During the first training montage.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18080119#18080211
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>>19392690
+1

i'm off. night gents
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>>19392698
This.
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>>19392706
later
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>>19392676
"Hello there, cat."
'Kraus, you reading anything?'
Get Kraus to scan the cat, don't make any hostile moves yet, but be prepared to Time Stop and Tea Cup the cat in case it's our target.
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>>19392705
Huh, so it was.

Good thing we apparently learned a different way to teleport since then.
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>>19392690
Fuck. This.
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>>19392705
Well.

I wonder how long we've been abusing an ability we didn't actually have.
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>You can now access a state of invincibility, but only to the visible spectrum. It puts a huge strain on your majaikal reserves and such is only usable for a maximum of thirty minutes per day.
Does that mean invincible to lasers or invincible to everything that can be seen?
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>>19392676
Looks like it's time for...

A cat in a hat.
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>>19392744
Not much, actually. Up until now we've never teleported out of a locked room, or into one.
This is the first instance of us teleporting out of a locked room that I can remember.

>>19392752
Ha, funny, but he later says that he misspelled it. It's invisibility, not invincibility.
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"Kraus can you scan this cat please?" you ask your partner.
Keima gets Haqua out and she has her scythe at the ready.
"Here kitty kitty kitty" you say luring it closer.
it obliges you and walks up to you asking to be scratched.
You slam a teacup over it to hold it in place.
The cat panics inside the teacup, clawing and hissing.
"So Kraus. Tell me. Is this cat a cat or is it otherwise?"

**Rollem**
taking the fifth roll
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>>19392758
Fuck, as much trouble as hatting has gotten us into i think if it's just a cat we should hat him.
i mean a cat burglar familiar would be badass
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rolled 95 = 95

>>19392787
"Sorry, Mister Cat, but I'll need you stay there for a little while."
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rolled 31 = 31

>>19392787
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rolled 8 = 8

>>19392787
>taking the fifth roll
watch it be a nat1.
Damn you and your "taking nth roll"
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rolled 76 = 76

>>19392787
IT IS CLEARLY
AN ECHIDNA
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rolled 80 = 80

>>19392787
DICE GODS HATE ME
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>>19392787
Offer that pussy some weed to chill the fuck out.
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>>19392803
A spiny insectivorous egg-laying mammal with a long snout and claws, native to Australia and New Guinea?
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>>19392805
The dice god like irony.
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>>19392805

son i am appoint
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>>19392805
Not today
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Sorry neko-san but you have to stay there for now
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>>19392805
>80
Dodged a bullet there.
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"CONG-FUCKING-GRATULATIONS." Kraus tells you
"YOU JUST CAUGHT YOURSELVES A BONIFIDE MEMBER OF THE SPECIES FELIS CATUS. A CAT. GREAT WORK SUPER SLEUTHS."
"Dammit. So it's just a cat? Are you sure about that?" you ask him
"ALL SCANS SHOW THAT IT'S A FUCKING CAT. DO YOU WANT TO DISSECT IT TO BE SURE?"
"err... No."
"Just let it go already." Keima tells you.
You take the teacup off and the cat calms back down.
"Here mister Kitty. We're sorry." you tell it as you offer it a dried bonito you generated majaikaly.

ANSWER IS CAT.
WAT DO NAO?
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>>19392905
Pick it up and hug it like the kitten we always wanted that our parents wouldn't let us have
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>>19392905
This cat needs a tiny desperado hat. Or a tiny, jaunty fedora.
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>>19392905
"Wait, can't the Thing turn into any animal, to the extent that it fools any sensors we have?"
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>>19392905
Check out the statues, turn up the schools heating system maybe?
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>>19392905
Bring out our familiars. Attempt to have them communicate with the cat to ask it about strange going-ons around the school and about the shapeshifter.

Also, don't let down our guard yet; the Dude said that the shapeshifter can fool even Devices.
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>>19392920
Fedora time.
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>>19392924
This. Drop that cup over him and heat it with the tealazer. Want to be sure.
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>>19392905
Present weed to cat. Ask if cat owns weed.
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>>19392924
Getting a blood sample to test would be too difficult...
See if we can generate a comb, comb the cat a little, and then try burning the fur we catch on the comb to see if it reacts like the Thing?
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>>19392933
>Fedora time
>Hat the Thing
>The Thing is now a familiar!
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>>19392936
ANYTHING would react to having been caught under a burning teacup.

Bring out a familiar try and talk to it
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>>19392920
Obviously he needs a musketeer hat and/or boots.
>>
Guys, I'm thinking we should save the hatting for later. Trust me on this.
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>>19392905
Recaptrure cat, apply heat!! remember it can fool normal scans!!!!
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>>19392936
That's not going to help.
Any living thing will react adversely to that kind of test.
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>>19392982
No LG, you can't deter our attempts to hat the Thing.
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>>19392983
As said by these two
>>19392970
>>19392984
Any living thing will react badly to being burned, not just the Thing.
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>>19392905
Offer the cat hot food, se we don't kill it if it's real.
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>>19392981
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. A tiny rapier too.
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>>19392969
We get called to the directors office, she yells at us for making a amiliar version of the thing.
Gives us special shotgun and tells us to take Terrance out back and put him down.
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>>19392998
Yes, we would become Cat Murderer, the destroyer of the beings we vowed to protect after that one night.
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>>19393010
http://youtu.be/3VTyPWvyAF8
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>>19393012
Huzzah! majaik shotgun aquired.
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>>19393004
This
>>
If we're going to do any testing that has the chance of a fight breaking out, let's create the Clean Up field so that we can keep this fight on our terms.
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>>19393078
It's generated automatically when we armour up from memory
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>since you've not spent much time with him...
"Dan. A little help please?" you say as you take out Daniil's beret from your pack.
He materializes under the thing and faces you.
"What do you need done?" he asks.
"Can you try and talk to him?" you point at the white cat thoroughly enjoying the dried fish by your feet.
"Interrogation? Can I use torture?"
"err... No, please. just ask him if he's seen anything weird around the school. Nicely if you will."
"Okay.. I'll try that."

He faces the cat and begins yapping and barking much like a dog.
The cat looks up at him and tilts its head, surprisingly not bolting from the huge wolf right in-front of it.
A few moments later and Dan turns back to you.
"So, what did you find out?"
"There is no response. It's just a cat." he tells you.
"..."

WAT DO?
>>
>>19393086
TINY. HAT.

BOOTS.

RAPIER.

(Spanish)
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>>19393086
Seriously, just wave the weed in front of him and ask if it's his.
>>
ok guys I think this cat really is just a cat. And you're all mad for trying to interrogate it.

Let's go around the school and find something else.
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>>19393086
Ummm huh. Ask the dude then check angel statue.
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>>19393102
Thiiis!!
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>>19393109
Hat it then ask if the weed is his then.
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>>19393086
"Thank you, Dan.
"Keima, this is weird. A normal cat would have run from such a huge wolf barking at it."

Try to pet the cat, get some cat hairs on our hand, and then burn the hairs to see if they just burn like normal hair, or they try to flinch away like in that one movie we saw when we worked part-time as an usher in a movie theatre.
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>>19393102
http://youtu.be/rQKCiuSR2F8
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rolled 32 = 32

Yeah, we have enough familiars and are still waiting on Naru, no more hatting. See if cat has collar or anything that seems out of the ordinary for a cat, rolling for perception.
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>>19393119
Bamn. After that we can move the fuck on.
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>>19393119
THIS!
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>>19393102

oh DO WANT
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>>19393102
>>19393113
NO. I'M NOT LG. TRUST ME ON THIS. I HAVE A PLAN. SAVE THE HATTING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT ON THE PERFECT SUBJECT.
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>>19393151
Holy shit i see what you are doing! And I am not sure if it is genius or horrible.
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>>19393151
Well, now we can ruin that "Not get wrecked by the fucking Weeping Angels" plan by saying.

YOU ARE NOT HATTING THE FUCKING WEEPING ANGEL!
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>>19393187
You cunt. You had to go and say it.
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>>19393201
Everyone knew what you were getting at. It won't work. If we couldn't support Naru, we sure as hell can't support an angel. It's time for a dashing, guitar-wielding, rapier-slinging puss in boots.
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>>19393201
Well really what would we do with a weeping angel familiar anyway? I like the puss in boots idea though.
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>>19393214
It was no more crazy than hatting a T-Rex. And plus, a loyal Weeping Angel would make the best guard for the house.
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"Thank you, Dan.
"Keima, this is weird. A normal cat would have run from such a huge wolf barking at it." you tell your companion.
"Agreed. Or it could just be used to dogs."
"Well... There's that. What do we do now?"
"Try fire." he tells you
"Sure. You, Haqua and Dan stay on guard."
You have Kraus generate a pack of large matches, the ones typically used to light fireplaces.
You light one and slowly bring it towards the cat.
It looks at it, its head still angled cutely to one side.
It stares at the fire until it dies down.
You try it again, this time using 3 matches for a larger flame.
you again put it in-front of the cat.
It stares at the dancing orange flame, eyes entranced.
It reaches out with a paw as if it's found an interesting new toy.
"Nyaa~" it says as it playfully tries to bat the flame.

WAT DO?
[ ]leave the cat and investigate _______
[ ]test the cat further [how?]
[ ]other
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>>19393246
And I may or may not have been looking forward to seeing the Doctor's reaction to it.
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>>19393253
Tiny hat. Tiny boots. A rapier. A guitar.

>Spanish
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>>19393253
Leave. Investigate statues. HAT THEM.
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[X]leave the cat and investigate the statues
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>>19393253
>yfw you realize that all those youtube videos of people burning cats are Bureau agents trying to locate The Thing.
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>>19393253
[x]test the cat further [how?]
Pet the cat, and while stroking it's fur, some cat hairs will naturally stick to our hand.
Take those cat hairs and try to burn them.
See if they burn, or react like shapeshifter blood and try to get away.
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>>19393246
Yes it is. A T-Rex is just an animal. A weeping angel is something far, far greater than that. Size and complexity are two different things, and complexity matters a lot more when it comes to hatting, as proven by Naru. It's a bad idea.
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>>19393265
This.
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>>19393253
Fuck it, call the Dude, ask if it's the cat, move on.
We check dem statues.
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>>19393253
[x] Other
It's probably close to midnight. Time to check in with The Dude?

(I am genuinely terrified of the Weeping Angels, more than any other Doctor Who villain/baddy. Maybe it's because I've never seen the actual episodes they're from, and only what I've gathered second hand from the internet, I don't know.)
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>>19393265
http://youtu.be/8B6jOUzBKYc
I'm all over getting another familiar. Especially a puss in boots.
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rolled 11 = 11

HAT THAT CAT!
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>>19393253
Squee and hug the cat
Carry him around while we continue investigating
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You pick the cat up with a squee.
"KITTY!" you say as you hug it.
"okay.. Okay, enough of that, let's leave the cat and check some other things out." Keima tells you.
"eeehh? Can't we take him with us?" you object
"What value does a cat have in our investigation?"
"He... He's cute."
"No."
"He can chase rats."
"No."
"He... He's cute."
"No, Hayate. We're here to investigate, not pickup strays." he tells you firmly.
"Ehh... Can I try something first?" you ask him.
"What?"
"This." you rummage around your folio for your Gaben of hats.
You reach inside and pull out a small cavalier hat, a white ostrich feather decorating it.

**ROLL FOR HATTING**
You must beat a 90.
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rolled 7 = 7

>>19393378
How the fuck are we going to hide a talking cat?
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>>19393378
Not rolling, since we already have a cat back home.
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rolled 57 = 57

>>19393378
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rolled 94 = 94

>>19393378
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19393378
The girls will likely not be surprised by now if we come home with another familiar.
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rolled 24 = 24

Tear up a little
But neko san is my friend
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>>19393394
You beautiful bastard.
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rolled 12 = 12

>>19393394

like
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rolled 81 = 81

Let's do this shit
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>>19393397
>>19393398
>>19393401
>>19393411
You can all stop rolling. He got it:
>>19393394
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>>19393394
I'm sorry, LG. you know we only hit you with more characters because we love you, right?
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>>19393394
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE!!!
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>>19393394
Neat, I got a 94 on a post ending in 94. And I was the one pushing hard for this to happen.
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>>19393378
>>19393394
Ugh. I really think we have too many random familiars. Jakob gets by on the Grandfather clause. Ted was cool, because fuck, he's a T-Rex. Lo was kind of pointless. I like Dan only on the grounds that he's a fuzzy, four-legged Solid Snake. I really felt that if we were to get another familiar, it should be something badass, not just "ZOMG AN ANIMAL CONSTRUCT LETS PUT A HAT ON IT." Hence a Weeping Angel. Because, fuck, it's a Weeping Angel. Hatting one of those is almost as crazy at hatting a fucking T-Rex.

Is this a problem enough for me to quit the thread? No. But it does bug me enough that I feel I needed to write up this post.
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>>19393436
Not as great as the 111-11-11 roll from when we found the loophole, but close. If only it was the 394th post in the thread.
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>>19393447
Far more crazy than hatting a T-Rex. Again, you're ignoring the complexity vs size. Your opinions are fine, I'm cool with you having them, just don't pull an Arch Magos and start bitching about them. That's annoying as fuck.
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You put the tiny hat on the cat.
"Here you go mister Kitty."
It sits there, looking up at you.
"It looks great on you!" you say with a clap.
As if startled by this, the cat rears up on it's hind legs.
And that's when you notice it, The cat is now wearing boots, a mantle and a belt at it's waist where a small rapier hung.
"I'm glad you like it senorita." He says in an alluring voice as he doffs his hat for you.
"I am Raul Ignacio Santiaga y Cruz. And you are?"
"I'm Hayate, This is Keima. Hello Raul, can we ask you some questions?"
"I'd be more than willing to answer any questions from someone as beautiful as you." he says with a bow.

'What the hell just happened?' Keima asks you.
'I hatted him.' you answer mentally
'Hatted?'
'Yeah. That's how I get all my familiars.'
'But how?'
'I dunno. Friendship.' you tell her.

WHAT DO YOU ASK SENOR RAUL?
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>>19393469
Surely a suave and skilled cat such as him keeps a thumb on the pulse at this school. He might be able to give us information on our target. If not, he can prowl as a cat renowned for invisibility, to try to dig up clues for us.
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>>19393469
Oh... oh my. He's going to be PISSED when the simulation's over. Then he's going to be THRILLED when we get back home.
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>>19393447
The problem with hatting a Weeping Angel is that it is far more complex than a T-Rex, especially given its abilities and powers. That's getting close to Device level, and we've already shown that we don't have the raw power for something that complex.

Besides, now that we hatted the cat, we can ask him if he's seen the shapeshifter.
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rolled 50 = 50

>>19393447
See I think hatting a fucking angel is a bad idea regardless

Animals yeah it is like Pokemon, personally I didn't want a cat but hey we have one now so I look at it as a bonus

Also the complexity as has been mentioned is far above what we can comfortably handle as a constant thing
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>>19393476
Second. Maybe he's seen the moving statues move.
Oh! We saw his tracks In the freezer! Ask him about the missing food!
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>>19393469
it'sfriendshipiaintgottaexplainshit.jpg
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Alright, fine, I guess I was the only one who thought it was a good idea. I'm still going to give it a shot when we inevitably run into the Weeping Angels later. If nothing else, we can rewrite it without bringing it back with us later. I mean, we rewrote Naru even though we couldn't sustain her on our own majaik.

(For the record, I feel that the familiars are getting less "unique" now that we have five, the tank person not included. I don't want to argue this while the thread is still going. Maybe when LG wraps up for the day, if I'm still awake, and someone actually wants to argue the point.)
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>>19393574
I think the familiars got a little dull when we actually went out of the way to get them.

The T-rex was fucking awesome because it was totally unexpected. Rabbit-man came with the hat. Everyone else has been us deliberately grabbing them.

I'm worried we'll spread out power out among too many familiars.
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>>19393491
"Raul, do you know anything about the food that's gone missing from the cafeteria?"
"No, mi amor, I have no idea how that happened."
"But we saw your tracks in the freezer."
"Si, I was trapped there a few days ago when I wandered into the kitchen to look for some comida."
"But you didnt steal food from there?"
"No! I would not stoop as low as theft. I'd wait in a corner and have the senora there give me whatever she could. But I would never stoop to theft."
"Okay Raul thanks. How about anything weird? See anything weird around the school?"
"Weird? Come to think of it, there was this time at the pool. I see this senorita swimming in the middle of the night. And I think to myself, She must be Loco to go for a swim on a such a cold night."
"Did you see who she was?"
"No. I don't know her, I'm not very familiar with the girls here unfortunately."

"So, we still have the cafeteria theft unsolved, and now we have accounts of that girl at the pool. What do you want to do?" Keima asks you

[ ]investigate the pool
[ ]investigate _________
[ ]head back to room contact the Dude
[ ]other
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[X]investigate the pool
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>>19393634
Contact Dude. Investigate pool tomorrow night.
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>>19393634
[X]head back to room contact the Dude
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"Hey Dude, I made a friend!"

*outside the simulation, everyone is facepalming, except for the Director, who is facedesking.*
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>>19393634
[x] pool
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>Head back to room.
"Want to accompany us as we continue our investigations?" You ask Raul
"I can't let three lovely senorita's go around undefended can I?" He says as he looks at you, Keima and Haqua
"I shall be glad to accompany you."
"Let's go back to the room then, it should be about time for the dude to contact us."

Back in your room, Keima brings Elsie out and she's upon Raul quicker than lightning.
"KITTY!!!!" she squees as she hugs him.
"And you wanted to leave him." you tell Keima withe a sidewards glance.
"Ehhh?! Leave kitty? Why are you so mean nii-sama?" Elsie protests as she continues to pet the cat.
Keima doesn't answer and instead tries to contact the dude.

'What do you have for me girls?' He asks

WAT SAY?
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"Not much yet, apparently the school is host to a number of ghost rumors that could obfuscate our investigation. A few leads is all, really. When we finally locate the target, do you want us to apprehend it, or kill it?"
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>>19393732
"Well, it wasn't the invisible cat. Also, walk-freezers really need handles on the inside."
Oh yeah, and see if Raul can still turn invisible.
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>>19393732
"Our first line of investigation came up with nothing. We've got another to pursue tomorrow, though"

So, LG, how's Hina doing in this?
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We should tell raul that being female is a disguise. And tell him soon.
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>>19393732
"Not much yet, apparently the school is host to a number of ghost rumors that could obfuscate our investigation. A few leads is all, really. When we finally locate the target, do you want us to apprehend it, or kill it?"
"The Bureau has put out the order to destroy it. It's too troublesome to keep in containment."
"I see. And I suppose that fire would be the best way to do it?" Keima asks him
"Yep. Kill it with fire. What do you plan to do next?"
"We'll follow some other leads, and try and find whatever weird stuff is happening around this school."
"Roger that, Report back to me in 24 hours." he says before he cuts the connection.

You turn to Raul.
"So Raul. The girls here call you the invisible cat... Can you really turn invisible?"
"No, I don't know how they concluded that. I do know how to get around without calling too much attention to myself. I'm callado like that." he answers you.
"Ah. I guess it was just another one of those school rumors then."
"Si. They're everywhere these stories."

Outside, the school's clocktower struck midnight.
*dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* *dong*
You sit back on your bed and try to think of what to do tomorrow.
*dong* *dong* *dong* *dong*
Keima proceeds to fiddle with a PSP.
*dong* *dong* *dong*
Neither of you notice the bell ringing thriteen times.
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>>19393803
[S] Raul: Notice
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>>19393804
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Hina walks through the the abandoned hallway, beside her, Amazoness.
She never did like ghost stories, nor did she like the dark, and right now, walking through the school at night to check up on a pair of moving statues scared the hell out of her.

The two of them stalked the hall towards the artroom, weapons at the ready.
The darkness cut only by the small flashlights they carried.
"ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real..." She kept mumbling under her breath.

Outside, the clocktower began to ring for the thirteenth time.
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>>19393826
rip Hina & Amazoness
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rolled 30 = 30

>>19393803
We should ask keima to put his tongue in our butt.
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NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Rosa Febreeze

New thread at 2200 4chan time
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>>19393846
>febreeze
Febreze is a brand of household odor eliminator manufactured by Procter & Gamble, sold in North America, Europe, Asia, Australia and New Zealand.
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Shit. Just a little bit to late to participate in the quest -.-
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rolled 74 = 74

No manic Sousuke?
I has a sad


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