Past Threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Maid%20Quest:%20The%20Life%20of%20Masterhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18275483/http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19160280http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19335778/My blog http://ecchiquestgamer.blogspot.com/You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Sénior Jalapéno a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist. You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion. Then you have your own steam robot Garenn who are quit hotheaded.
Your Current Favor: 19 pointsMansion Facilities18 Bronzement Room (Count as dangerous training room)BeachGame RoomLuchacave (Formely Batcave)Outdoor Pool (Upgrading in Progress)Maidlover's Bizarre ShopElric the Younger's Technomagery Shop Magical Portal RoomSecret PassagesGenki/June, Your Butler (Friendly/More than Friendly?)Sasha, Your Maid (Warm)Katherine, Your Maid (Warm) BJ-SEXEDAkari, Your Maid (Warm)Rachelle, Your Maid (Warm) SEXEDCroco-Chan, The Crocodile Ninja Girl (Warm)Tomoe, Your Half-Sister (Warm)Hana, Your Big Sister (Sisterly)Garenn, The Steam Robot (Friendly)
Your AbilitiesJackie Chan's Training: You can move around like Jackie Chain and you become more skillful to use any objects as weapons.Houdini Successor: You are natural born escape artist.Martial Arts Training: You gain training on martial arts training and it improve your hand-to-hand combats.Spicy Resistant: You had suffers too much of spiciness that you developed resistant against it. Unlimited Ladder Works: You can pull out unlimited numbers of ladders from nowhere.Your ItemsAncient Tachi: It is an ancient tachi sword that belong to the Hijikatai clan. It had been told about it may contain mysterious power.Dandy Ninja Suit: It give wearer some ninja abilities.Holy Sandwiches: When you throw the sandwich into the air, you can summon Heavy from Team Fortress 2. Sénior Jalapéno Mask: When you wear it, you become Sénior Jalapéno the Luchador of Justice. It also increase your hand to hand combat skills.Utility Belt: You can pull out almost any useful tools in most situations but you must make a dice rolls check for it.
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After you had checking with Gustav's servant, you make call to Crownwell's resident. After a while you finally got contact with Lady Crownwells herself."So you must be Hito I presume?" Lady Crownwells answered with high mighty tone but with slight of anger."Yes it is I Lady Crownwells. So I was wondering about our challenge" You answered then suddenly you hear angry grunt from the phone."The challenge is among my servants against your servants. Those who are most skilled win." She said with confidence."You seem upset, Lady. Was it something I said?" You politly asked her. The question only make her grunt angrily and then she simple said in sad tune, "You have forgot our promise...!"Before you could say anything, she had already closed her phone.You wondering why she acting like that and now you real needed to plan...What now Master?
>>20275609Well, we have two challenges that are fairly close together. Lady Crownwells' behavior has piqued my curiosity, so I vote we do her challenge next. We did a lot of fighting here in Thailand so we could use a breather.Our best friend arrives on the plane from Japan tomorrow, so it looks like we have some time to kill before he gets here.
You are thinking about challenge Lady Crownwells because she piqued your curiosity. After a long time of training and fighting, you feel that you derserve a breather.Your best frind Koutauro will arrive until tomorrow so that you have some time to kill.What will you do?A: Talk with somebody.B: Visit some place.C: Find out about the talking tiger.D: Visit Elric the Younger's Technomagery Shop E: Visit Maidlover's Bizarre Shop.F: Something else.
>>20275748Let's check out the shops first: see if Genki and the girls find anything they might want or can use. And let them know that our friend from school is arriving here tomorrow.After that we can spend some time with Master and his family, as well as find out about the talking tiger (maybe it's another kami or something). Before we leave Thailand, we should give Master our contact info with a promise to come back and visit as well as an open invitation to come visit us in Japan after all our challenges are done.
I have decided to visit Technomagery Shop because you had never visit that store before. Before you visit the store, you bring along your servants and your sister but Katherine decided to visit Maidlover's shop instead.When you and people enter the Technomagery Shop, you see that room are dark until the light turn on and a bald man with black robe appear in front of you."Welcome to my store! I'm Elric the Younger!" He said and then he vanish in flame, instead he appear behind the counter."Now then, what kind of ware are you interesting on?" He asked you.What do you want? The other are looking through the wares to find something interesting.
>>20275968>Damn, haven't seen Babylon 5 in years. kinda drawing a blank at the moment...."We're kind of browsing at the moment, sir. I'll let you know if I find something interesting."
>>20275968A briefcase of holding. Brushed titanium outside, with an inside that holds far more than should be possible.A small familiar of some kind, either an imp or a pixy. Something that can be used to disable computerized locks and technological sensors.
>>20276067All right: an anon who remembers more about Babylon 5 than I do! These, these, these.
>>20276115Here are some scenes of technomages that someone put together.http://youtu.be/XrCQ2j7cy60
>>20276067OOC: >imagine a small pixie familiar for our younger sister>pixie is an otaku with a fondness for siscon hentaiOh god my sides!!!
"I wondering if you have a briefcase of holding? Brushed titanium outside, with an inside that holds far more than should be possible." "Yes, I have it in my storeroom. I will bring it out after you find anymore." Elric said"By the way... D you have an familiar like imp or a pixy that can disable computerized locks and technological sensors?" You asked him."Yes... I have a pixie that have those kind of ability... But she can be little stubborn and selfish... She look like this." He said as he created hologramic image of the pixie from his hand."Are you interesting buying her? For you she only will cost 1 Favor points.">Used to watch the show and now I real want to rewatch all the episodes...
>>20276242I'm okay with buying her. Hopefully he'll throw in a tablet computer or something that actually runs her program and provides her with a place to regenerate her code.
>>20276242Tsundere hacker-pixie, huh?>>20276267Seconding this. She sounds interesting."Yes, I'm interested. What's her name and does she come with a tablet or something to run her program or an install disk for my computer?"We can back her program up on the Luchacomputer when we get back home, just in case anything ever happens to our main PC or laptop.
"Yes, I'm interested. What's her name and does she come with a tablet or something to run her program or an install disk for my computer?" You asked after you watched the image of the pixie."She don't have any name yet. You will not need any tablet or device to have her as familiar. Instead she will be connected to you." Elric said as he shut down the holographic image."How?" You asked him with confused look and you hope that he don't mean that he will put implant into your body."Sadly I can't tell you, business secret. But I can say that it will not cause you any harm. Go in this room!" He said as he pointing you at the room just behind the counter.When you enter the other room, suddenly you get a deja vu feeling and everthing went black....When you wake up, you where sitting on the chair and Elric simple looked at you."Congratulation, now you have ability to summon your familiar." Elric said to you.What will you do now?A: Summon your familiar.B: Ask Elric something.C: Check your body.D: Continue shopping.F: Something else.
>>20276378A: Summon your familiar.We should test it out before the sale is final.
>>20276378Summon Familiar.
>>20276378A. Summon your familiarWe can ask Elric about her once she's online.
You don't know what is happen but you decided to try to summon your familiar. You hold out your hand and concentrate... Suddenly strange magical circle appear from your hand and the little cute pixie are slowly materialized herself from the circle. When the pixie are fulled materialized, the magical circle disappeared.The pixie slowly open her eyes and before you could realize.... the pixie are flotating sideline so that you could see her pantie...Roll 1d100Take max 3 rolls
rolled 65, 65, 76 = 206>>20276552
rolled 95 = 95>>20276552So, what should we call her?And any and all suggestions of Tink, Bell, Tinkerbell, and Belle are summarily voted against.
rolled 87 = 87>>20276552She's a techno-geek pixie, so why not call her Misaka...or Misaki?
>>20276581Frank. We will call her Frank.
>>20276613I'm more partial to Melphina, Mel for short.
>>20276683I like it. That works too.
95Luckly, you looked away before, the pixie could notice that you had seen her panties. The little pixie turned to you and she simple stared at you until she say, "Give me pocket money! I want to get the latest Kiss x Sis manga!"Elric simple looking away while he whistle some tune.What now master? The pixie demanding something.
>>20276699"You're pretty demanding for a pixy familiar, you know. First, let's give you a name. How's Melphina sound?"Then we can talk about give you an expense account."
>>20276699>Me and my big mou--OH GOD MY SIDES!!!!>>20276735Seconding this one because I'm laughing so hard I can barely type.
>>20276735Third.
"You're pretty demanding for a pixy familiar, you know. First, let's give you a name. How's Melphina sound? Then we can talk about give you an expense account."The pixie thinking for few second until she finally decided. "Yes I like the name! Nowgivemethemoneymoney!" Melphina started to get impatiened.What now master?A: Give her pocket money.B: Continue shopping first.C: Talk with somebody first.D: Something else.
>>20276848A. Give her pocket moneyIt's not like we're strapped for cash, why the hell not.
>>20276848D: Something else.Push down on Mel's head."Say please when you ask for something."
>>20276848Go ahead and give her some cash to buy her manga. We got the titanium briefcase of holding now, right?Then check with Genki and the girls to see if they found something they want to buy here.
>>20276868This then >>20276873Gotta keep our new pixie in line, teach her what's appropriate behavior and what's not. If we reward her when she behaves, then she will get over being stubborn and selfish.
"Say please when you ask for something." You told her as you pushing her head down.The pixie is quit stubborn fairy, because you had holding down her head like 10 minutes until she finally to start to cry little as she tried to say, "Pu.. puh.. puhlease... Please... can you give me pocket money...?"How will you reward her behavior?>Damn it Frank! Don't try to rape my tripname...
>>20277013Give her the money, holding back manly tears. "Here you are. Is that enough?"
>>20277013"Alright, here you go."Give her the money she asked for.
>>20277013>d'awwww but must resist Pixie Moe Attack or she will wrap us around her little finger and never behave"That's better." Let her go, give her some money for her manga, and gently pat her on the head. "Keep being a good girl and I'll see about setting you up an expense account."Ask Elric how much the Briefcase of Holding costs, then turn to Genki and the girls. "Anyone find something that they want to buy?"
>>20277013Give her the pocket money AND thank her for being polite. Hell, because she's being nice, slip an extra single or two in there, so she can also get some candy or save up for something nice.
Seeing the pixie to cry make your heart weak and you want to cry too but you are trying to hold back your manly tears. "That's better." You said as you let her go. "Alright, here you go." As you giving her the money plus you slip in extra so that she can buy something else."Thank you for being politely. Keep being a good girl and I'll see about setting you up an expense account." You told her."Yes!" She said happily and she flew away."Good think that you don't spoil her too much. By the way... Please don't tell Maidlover about that I'm selling pixir familiar.... I don't want him to get anymore weird idea..." Elric comment as he give you the Titanium Briefcase of Holding.As you walk back to the store, you see that Genki find a floating cubic and he seem to eager to buy it.The girls find something interesting gadget but not something that stand out.What now dear master?
>>20277231Speaking of Maidlover, perhaps it would be a good idea to check in with Katherine?
>>20277231Ask Elric what the floating cube is and, if it's relatively safe, let Genki buy it.Then we can thank Elric and go to Maidlover's shop and check in with Katherine.
>>20277287Calling her would work, too."Hey Katherine... Watcha doing? ... Oh, I just picked up some blasphemous technology, nothing major.... missed you."(The great advantage of the phone call is no crotch shots.)
>>20277328Oh god, yes. We don't tease/troll Katherine enough and that's important in winning a tsundere's heart.Do that while we all walk over to Maidlover's shop.
>>20277456Continue to be evil. Walk over to Katherine as though nothing out of the ordinary has happened. Smile, and ask, "How's the tea?"
>>20277456Let Genki and the girls browse while we go have some tea with Katherine. We'll shop after some time talking with Kat. Couldn't hurt to tell her about our friend arriving tomorrow and what we've learned about the next two challenges.>>20277495Agree, but not too evil. An equal mix of trolling her and being nice to her seems to be the name of the game when wooing a tsundere, at least in most of the manga and anime I've ever read/watched.
"Excuse me Elric... What is that floating cube?" You asking him."That is actually a cubic puzzle with inbuilt gravity device. It is quit harmless so long you know what you are doing..." Elric say until both of you looking at Genki who somehow shallowed the floating cubic..."With exception for your butler..." Elric commented...After you paid for the ware, you decided to make call for Katherine while heading for Maidlover's shop."Hey Katherine... Watcha doing? ... Oh, I just picked up some blasphemous technology, nothing major.... missed you."Then you could hear that Katherine started to get panic and in the background you could hear Maidlover's laugh until he screaming in pain.When you arrived at Maidlover's shop, you see that Maidlover are lying on the floor while crying in pain... it seem that he got a groin kick... You see blushing Katherine who tried to drink her tea. You could see other people in the store who are hanging out in the café area.What now master?>Re-edit post
>>20277546Yeah, I think spending time with her while she clearly wants to be left alone is evil enough. No teasing beyond that is required.
>>20277578True, plus we should act as a counter-balance to Rachelle. She seems to be stuck in Maximum Overtroll where Katherine is concerned.
You decided to let Genki and girls to browse the stuff while you go and have some tea with Katherine. You decided to troll her little more but not too much.You smile while you ask, "How's the tea?"Katherine took her long moment to answer, "Not bad...""I see..." You said and you tried to call for order... You see a strange masked guy with black and red jumpsuit, and a maid dress..."Hello buddy! Want some tea!" He asked you and then he looking at other direction."Hello anons and those awesome guys at /tg! The good old Deadpool is here!" he yell and then he turn back to you."Hmmm... I will take a green tea please...""No problem buddy! Green tea is coming soon!" The masked guy walk away to get green tea while you still sitting with Katherine.What to say?
>>20277703>Deadpool in a maid uniform. LMAO!!"What did you do while I finished training, Kat? Master Kovit's methods are very.....unorthodox so I don't blame you for getting tired of it. Besides: it was my fight, and not yours."Let her talk for a little while then, "Oh, speaking of fights: Lady Crownwells' challenge is basically a test of skills, her servants against you and the others."
>>20277703Smile sweetly at Katherine. "I didn't realise you were such a big tipper!"
"I didn't realise you were such a big tipper!" You said as you smile sweetly at her."Yeah... It is better than being cheapskate..." Katherine said with uninteresting look."What did you do while I finished training, Kat? Master Kovit's methods are very.....unorthodox so I don't blame you for getting tired of it. Besides: it was my fight, and not yours." "Well... I did various thing... Making sure that Genki don't do any stupid... By God! A five year old kids is much smarter than him! About the training... yes I get tired about it but I notice that I fight much better than before when we fought those thugs... Even the old guy is weird, he real know how to improve somebody..." Katherine said as she drink her tea.Deadpool back with the green tea and placed it on the table."Here you go body!" He said and then he turned to other direction."The anon with post number 20277791! I know you are laughing at my uniform! It take a guts to wear them!" Deadpool said and then he walk away."Oh, speaking of fights: Lady Crownwells' challenge is basically a test of skills, her servants against you and the others.""Say wut?! Now we must deal with their servants? I don't think that we have much chance against them..." Katherine said with pessisctic attitude.
>>20278113So what will you do now?
>>20278213"Well, I don't know about that....you're a good fighter, and so is Croco-chan. Rachelle is very good with her hands, Sasha is one of the most determined women I've ever met plus she's improving, and Araki has her clairvoyance. Genki is….well, he has the intelligence of my toaster oven but he is almost indestructible. I kind of like our chances.""Oh, I forgot to tell you...my old friend from school is flying in; he'll be here tomorrow."
"Well, I don't know about that....you're a good fighter, and so is Croco-chan. Rachelle is very good with her hands, Sasha is one of the most determined women I've ever met plus she's improving, and Araki has her clairvoyance. Genki is….well, he has the intelligence of my toaster oven but he is almost indestructible. I kind of like our chances." You said to her but your optimistic view don't seem to effect her very much."True but... She is gonna have those PROFESSIONAL maids!" They are gonna whip the floor with us before they ask if you like some tea! We need a PRO! Like...""Me for example?" Genki's alterego June suddently appear and asked her. It caught her off-guard."Yes like you..." Katherine said as she tried to recovery herself from surprise."Oh, I forgot to tell you...my old friend from school is flying in; he'll be here tomorrow." You told her."I see... What he is good at?" She asked you."He is tried to become video game designer." You told her."A another geek..." Katherine comment with dissaponting look.Somewhere else, Kotarou Maejima a friend of Hito, suddenly sneeze.
>>20278458Katherine shouldn't talk about our friend like that, but she's stressed so I'm willing to let that slide this time.Turn to June. "June, do you think you can help the others get ready for Lady Crownwells' challenge?" Maybe he can work with the girls and help polish their skills.Incidentally, has Melphina returned yet? She's probably reading while she looks for that manga she wanted.
You see Maidlover slowly recover himself and he sitting behind the counter. He put the bag of ice on his groin.Rachelle seem to find a suspecting bags with texts that says... The Bag of Kinky Toys... She start to smile evilly...Sasha find herself an Heavy Bolter with unlimited ammo.You could see Melphina at other table and she discuss with other girls about brother and sister...You turned to June, "June, do you think you can help the others get ready for Lady Crownwells' challenge?" You asking him."Yes, but sadly I'm not the most reliable teacher because of involentary transformation... But I had read about a ex-maid in England had just opening her own little school for maid and butler. Maybe we should ask her?" What will you do now?
>>20278680"That's a great idea, June. Do you know how I can contact her?" Thank June and excuse ourself to go shop.>Rachelle with a Bag of Kinky Toys>Sasha with a Heavy Bolter, unlimited ammo>Melphina talking about Kiss x Sis with Tomoe presentOOC: Oh boy...here we go.
"That's a great idea, June. Do you know how I can contact her?" You asking him."She have a own website, I can give you the link when we come back to the hotel." June said."Thank you very much June!" You thanking him."That is my pleasure master!" He said as he bow in front of you.When you walk to the counter, Maidlover looking at you and say, "Welcome back Hito! Wanna buy some stuff? You currently have now 18 favor points and I got some new stuff and services."He then giving you the new list of ware. "If you don't anything, just yell. I may have some other stuff at the storeroom."
Ahegao GunA real weird gun by Maidlover's own design... When somebody get hit by it the target will have ahegao face for a short moment... Useful for stunning target momentarily.Cost: 1 Favor.Deathwatch Squads (The Outcast)You gain a whole squad of Space Marines that specalize on fighting against any aliens. Beware that this squad are quit odd...Cost: 15 Favor.Jackie Chan's TrainingYou can move around like Jackie Chain and you become more skillful to use any objects as weapons.Cost: 5 Favor.Super Robot MechaYou gain a super robot mecha with your own design. But you can only call it for fighting against other giant robot and monsters.Cost: 5 Favor.Martial Arts TrainingYou gain training on martial arts training and it improve your hand-to-hand combats.Cost: 5 Favor.Team FortressYou gain a whole team from Team Fortress 2. They can never be permantly killed because of their ability to respawn.Cost: 6 Favor and Holy Sandwiches.Unlock Ancient Tachi PowersMaidlover can help you to unlock the powers of the ancient tachi sword.Cost: 3 Favor.
>>20278944>"If you don't find anything, just yell. I may have some other stuff at the storeroom."
>>20278961There's some good stuff on that list.>Unlock Ancient Tachi PowersSold!>Ahegao GunRachelle could take her trolling to a whole new level with that thing.>Team FortressThose guys should come in handy too, especially if Ward Leisterman should ever show back up in the quest.
>>20278961>Unlock Ancient Tachi PowersSounds like a good buy.>Team FortressSo versatile! Especially with Engineer and Medic. SOLD!
>>20279053>>20279164Ok, clarification time. You want to buy Unlock Ancient Tachi Powers and Team Fortress right? And nothing else?
>>20279213Since it's only 1 Favor more, let's get the Ahegao Gun for Rachelle too: it gives her a ranged attack as well as a new way to troll.>Rachelle's face when
>>20279213I'm ambivalent about the Ahegao Gun.
>>20279336Then I think we're good now: Ahegao Gun for Rachelle, Unlock Ancient Tachi Powers, and Team Fortress.That gives us extra Favor to bank for later: maybe to help upgrade some of the girls' attributes.
After choosing the stuff from the list, you got 8 Favor points left. You a whole team who walk in and they are total nine persons."It is our honour for working for you SIR!" Soldier said as he do salute for you, other simple waving at you."Ok let get look on the tachi sword... Come in my workshop." Maidlover said as he showing you the way to his workshop.While inside his workshop, you gave him your sword and he examined it."Strange... It look like it made is made of metal and it is... Prographō!" Maidlover said in surprised tone."Prographō?" You asked him."Ehmm.... prographō is... That is not important! I can say that this sword is... magical! Yes magical! If you could sit on the chair..." When you sit down the chair, you get another those strange déjà vu feeling again! Before everything go black, you could catch a small glimse that Maidlover summon a holographic screen in front of you....End of Part 26, Continue on Part 27Paranoia Time!Ok, I end this quest today and I will continue on next weekend. Thank for playing with my guys! Nighty nighty!
>>20279588See you next week, ML. Have a good night!
