You are the Prisoner.
Who is number one?
>>20282371You are Number six.
You are a pirate.
>>20282371You are #6.
You are not a number!You are a free woman!
New Elder Scrolls game?
why do we look so happy?
Sentenced to life for a crime you didn't commit, you have been transfered to the Graveyard, a hypermaximum prison at the edge of the universe.
>>20282382The Cylon?
Now, with everything lost, you must fight to free yourself and clear your name...
But first you must survive among the worst sapients in the galaxy!
>>20282407>Doesn't know the Prisoner>MFWI hope the fucking death baloons get you.
>>20282402Quick, tattoo the map of the prison to your body.
>>20282407Fuck Yeah Cylon 6 FTW!
>>20282402now all we need to do is get the rest of the party and escape to the Space Los Angeles underground where we can live as soldiers of fortune. if someone has a problem, if no one else can help, maybe they can hire us.
>>20282389
One of the convicts swaggers forward and barks out a challenge!"Fresh meat! You'll learn your place soon enough!" Behind him a few others chuckle and watch the escalation!What will you do?
>>20282459give him the finger
I masturbate, obviously.
>>20282459Lego gang rapeWe're actually a boy with feminine features, hair, and clothes aren't we?
>>20282459Demand to see number one.
>>20282444So, are we Rule 69 "Hannibal" Smith or "Howling Mad" Murdock in drag?
>>20282459Make like we are going to punch him then clasp hands and give him a hug. We are old friends from the war.
>>20282459Wait for him to get close, then headbutt him in the face. Do it properly - Crown of the head into the nose. > "So will you."
rolled 7 = 7>>20282459Casually accept and kick him in the teeth.
>>20282469Not wanting to appear weak in front of these hardened prisoners you deliver a crude retort-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AL7npkSXZE
"This one's got a little fight in her!" the man laughs roughly."You might survive a few days after all..."
>>20282382HEE HEE! In your face, number six!
"But not before you learn your place!" he shouts as he swings a meaty fist at you!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do! To roll, put noko+dice+1d12 in the email field!
rolled 1 = 1>>20282605Step back just enough to dodge the fist, roll to intimidate.
rolled 6 = 6>>20282605Fall to floor, bite in groin.Nom on yellow rod.Spit out bloody stump.
>>20282622Way to go, smart guy.
>>20282622Well, we're fucked.
>>20282622Well. Shit.
>>20282622Unaccustomed to fighting, you are unprepared as the fist slams into your temple!Blinding light eclipses your vision as you reel backward!
rolled 1 = 1>>20282605Why noko? Seeing as 4chan automatically nokos now, the only thing that does is hide the email field so we can cheat by rolling dice the wrong size.
rolled 5 = 5>>20282714raperaperaperaperaperaperaperape
"Soft and weak, just like I thought!" he guffaws, as the nightmarish guards do nothing to intercede!A crowd begins to gather around, hooting and cat-calling, as the man steps forward to continue his assault!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
rolled 11 = 11>>20282737Foot, meet nuts.
rolled 741601 = 741601>>20282720Don't be silly, who'd cheat on dice rolls.>roll to fly into the sun
rolled 1 = 1>>20282737get raped
>>20282720>Seeing as 4chan automatically nokos nowThat is an excellent point. All right, noko off!Reroll any other rolls and link to this post please!
rolled 12 = 12>>20282748I second this decision. Follow up with a fist to the nose.
>>20282748that's more like it.
>>20282748...I'll let that one slip.
>>20282761>>20282748>>20282757I'm wondering if anyone can hear how hard I'm laughing.
rolled 65653 = 65653My idea of flying into the sun clearly is best. I guess we now just have exploding dice rolls.
>>20282768Two combo! Way to go with letting him drop his guard!
B-but, I feel so naked without my noko!
>>20282748Lashing out, you connect a blow from your foot straight into his most sensitive region!He gasps, unable to speak as pain courses through him, when-
-your fist follows suit!
rolled 12 = 12Follow it up with a double hand job
As you stand atop his insensate body, the other prisoners look at you with newfound respect!"Not bad, fresh meat!" a woman with a fierce hairstyle exclaims. "You might fit in here after all! How about you join my gang?"What will you do now?
rolled 3 = 3>>20282878Bash his face with our knee.If he comes up with any kind of weapon, rip his throat out with our teeth. Chew and swallow while staring down the crowd.
>>20282916"How about a name first? That, and who's numbnuts over there?"
>>20282933>1d20
Take stock of your surroundings, and we shall now remember why the f*ck we were sent to this prison in the first place.
rolled 7 = 7>>20282953
rolled 12 = 12>>20282916"Eat shit and die."
>Blonde, manishly feminine woman in prison for unknown reasonsI think I know where this is going.
>>20282939>>20282953"I'm Arin, this is Ruby. That sack is Drexer Rey, butcher of forty worlds. You better watch yourself around him from now on."As the woman begins to list her own litany of genocides, you think back to your trial, for the assassination of a prince you had never met... a murder in which all the clues seemed to point to you!
>>20282963Oh come on. Now we've got a whole gang mad at us. Unless LQ uses the 12 as a social roll to turn it down peacefully...
"You're here for the long haul, girlie!" Aran smirks. "There's no way off this rock.""They make us mine blockonium in the fields near here. Hard labor, every day. You can run away if you want, but there's nothing to eat out there."
"So how about it? You in with us?"Fresh from the Space Police transit, still in the clothing you wore at your sentencing, you have nothing and no one to turn to...
>>20283093Better to have *someone* on my side. I'd accept the offer, especially if Drexer's really as bad as his reputation suggests."May as well. By the way, my name is...">Someone else can fill in the blank.
rolled 2 = 2>>20283093You won't get lucky in fights forever. Especially if they're not one-on-one.Join up.
Next vote calls it, fly the coop solo or flock together!
rolled 6 = 6>>20283134You need prison buddies!
>>20283134Flock together.
"Yeah, I'm in. Call me Rose."
I never got to see how the Shreep quest ended.Or how a lot of the other quests ended for that matter.
>>20283155>>20283149>>20283147>>20283113>>20283112"Smart move, girlie," Arin smirks. Out of the corner of your eye you catch one of the strange Circuit-Men wandering past. Your eyes dart between him and the woman, alert for any danger this place brings!"We look out for each other against the rest of this place, got it?"
>>20283221>I never got to see how the Shreep quest ended.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest
>>20283112Name: Ono Rua. Can anyone get the references?
rolled 4 = 4>>20283246"Yeah, I hear you. What's with mister wires there? Guards?"
"See that alien? He's been trying to hoard OUR rations," Arin hisses. "You want to run with us, I wanna see you put him down. Let's see some of his blue blood."What will you do now?
>>20283260Actually, that should be Ono Huke. My bad.
>>20283296Sorry doll, I do many things but killing isn't one of them. I can rough him up though, if you'd like.
rolled 17 = 17>>20283296Get him in a headlock and slam him into a cell.
>>20283275"Him?" Arin laughs. "He's no guard. That malfunctioning freak is some kind of pyromaniac. He burned a hundred whitehats alive escaping prison. I heard he's a bounty hunter when he isn't locked away."
rolled 8 = 8>>20283296Sweet-talk him first. Show off your *other* skills.And LQ, you and I both know what color alien blood is. Unless you have no orange blocks, then that's fine.
rolled 2 = 2>>20283296I don't think I should be too violent - I *was* framed after all, and I don't need to prove to them that I can kill. Besides, I wanna know who else I'll piss off if I take him down."Is the Blueblood running with any other gangs here, Arin?"
rolled 19 = 19>>20283296Snap the f*cker's neck. Humans may have psychological problems killing each other, but that instictive safety that prevents us from homocide doesn't exactly work with googly-eyed aliens.(assuming we roll a d20)
>>20283361LQ's always in d12. Otherwise, not a bad roll.
rolled 2 = 2>>20283296Sounds like crap to me, maybe Aran's just looking for a patsy, a throw-away new fish to shake some chump down. What have we got to lose though? Fuck it, smash them.
>>20283361d12's. this has been mentioned many times
rolled 10 = 10>>20283361>>20283366re-rolling then.
>>20283361you can say fuck here. Shocking, I know. Sage for no content.
Advancing on him, you step closer only to have him whip his head around with preternatural senses, as a trail of fluid is flung from his mouth!"Uh?" he grunts.
"You're with those others! Just try it!"From within his tattered prison garb he pulls a sharp spur of carapace, seemingly made from the same hard material as his own body!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
>>20283415"Didn't anyone teach you sharing is caring, punk?"Clock him in the snout.
rolled 6 = 6>>20283446Suckerpunch to the jaw!
rolled 5 = 5>>20283446Whoops. Linked to >>20283447
rolled 8 = 8>>20283447He's got big soft eyes. Dodge the stab and grab his eye.
rolled 1 = 1>>20283446Well hello sailor!obligitory seduction roll.
rolled 6 = 6>>20283446Grab his shiv-arm and give it a good twist. That weak shit don't fly here.
>>20283459>rolled 1 = 1
>>20283041>You better watch yourself around him from now on.Why, at this point, did no one suggest FUCKING KILLING HIM FOR GOOD?
>>20283503Because then we'd get charged for manslaughter and get stuck on this rock even longer.
rolled 8 = 8>>20283447>>20283451>>20283452You strike his face where you hope a vulnerable spot is, but his hard carapace does nothing but bruise your hand!"Hyaaaa!" he hisses as he lunges forward!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do...
rolled 10 = 10>>20283535Tackle him to the ground, mount him, get rid of the carapace piece, and ground 'n' pound.
rolled 5 = 5>>20283535Redirect stabbyparts to his big fucking googly eye.
rolled 12 = 12>>20283535kick to the balls! or whatever the alien has between his legs.
>>20283541Really? I try to go with popular opinion for big decisions and the first response for fights, but I'm listening!
>>20283526We're here forever, or until plot. DED 'ARD AND STOMPY. Embrace your inner sociopath.
>>20283575For all we know, we're not even an actual killer.
>>20283572He's just buttmad that we don't see alien prison-sex.
>>20283583It turns out we are a stone cold killer but we were convicted of a crime we didn't actually do on circumstantial evidence due to our record.What a tweeest!
rolled 2 = 2>>20283572Ignore him LQ, keep playing legos with us and I'll love you forever.
>>20283566He'd better not be a Ballchinian.
>>20283555With a speed and dexterity you didn't know you possess, you snatch the strange organic weapon from his grasp and shove him backward, catching him off-guard!And then...
>>20283566-You bring the hammer down!The alien squeals as his carapace crumples inward, spraying a gout of hissing blue blood into the thin air of the Graveyard!
rolled 9 = 9>>20283694Look over to Aran. "That good enough for ya?"
"Not a bad find," Arin remarks as she holds up the alien's spur of carapace. "Don't worry about him - his species regenerates readily enough. But he'll think twice before trying to cut in on our food!"
>>20283741steal that guys arms. he has some sweet arms.
>>20283741"What'cha in for?"
>>20283752wipe that smug grin off his face
>>20283741That one in the striped shirt has a hairy chest. Artistic liberty or a poor coincidence?
>>20283773T is a hell of a drug.
>>20283671>dat file nameMah sides!>>20283741"So Arin, what else do we do in this gang, other than beating down these punks?"
Suddenly, two of the terrifying guards materialize near you, their electrostaves crackling with menace! A glance at Arin shows the spur has disappeared, secreted away somewhere out of sight!"Work," one of them rumbles. "You, and you, and you," it says, jabbing the electrostaff at Arin, Ruby and finally at you. "Prepare yourself at the gate."With that cryptic message the guards leave you! Arin scowls and mutters "Hope you like blisters."You have a few moments before you will be driven through the gate and into the wilderness! Is there anything you want to do?
>>20283796I don't think we're gonna be able to take on these guards... yet. So let's go with it, but first, a question to Arin."So, who runs this joint?"
>>20283796Take a look at the prison yard, ask what Ruby and Arin are in for.
>>20283796Brush hair. Have to look good in front of the girls.
>>20283818"No one runs this place, girly. Those guards are just there to push us around, make sure we don't stray too far. The Empire put us here to forget about us, and no one cares what happens to you in here."
rolled 12 = 12>>20283928"So, in other words, we're the ones that run things."
>>20283823"There's no shelter besides that hole," Arin tells you, gesturing at a low stone building barely able to keep out rain. "You'll appreciate it if a dust storm blows through.""Me?" she laughs. "I used to rob luxury liners. On my last hit I had to blow the place - blow it up! Fourteen thousand X's racked up on that one!" she cackles."Ruby here is a spree killer. She drove a hovercar off a building and into a ship coming in for a landing. Fell into a residential neighborhood and barbequed the whole place!"
"March," one of the guards growls in its rustling voice.
LOADING NEW SCENE
can't wait till "HE" shows up
>>20283984"Really? I thought it was April."
>>20284018I thought that was Travis Touchdown at first.
After a short trek from the gate of the prison yard, you spy a pile of machinery laying near a spire of rock...
As you heft one off the dusty ground Arin continues. "These corers have a range hardly as long as your arm, but they can punch straight through the rock to the blockonium within!""The guards reward us with extra food for blockonium we find, so you must slave for your supper!"
"Watch and learn!" she sneers, firing her corer into the soil!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
>>20284125Anyone ever tried hitting a guard with one?
rolled 12 = 12>>20284135Follow suit and punch into a patch of ground.
rolled 5 = 5>>20284135Excel at mining.
rolled 9 = 9>>20284135Honkey see, honkey do. Dig!
rolled 5 = 5>>20284135Test fire into the spire.
rolled 5 = 5>>20284135Guess I'll start coring the soil for blockonium. I got time to spare here, and time to think about my next move. Let's not get myself killed so soon. Pretty much what >>20284149 said.>Damn captcha derping on me 3 times in a row now...
>>20284149JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A 12HIT THE DECK
You assume the guards will cut you down with their burners long before you get in range of them, and cast the idea aside for the moment, turning instead to the corer in your hands...
Squeezing the trigger, a bolt of searing energy leaps out, pushing you backward!Struggling to control it for a moment, you succeed in steering it forward, and rake it across the ground...
>>20284149... and a moment later your choice of plot proves opportune, as you unearth a huge slab of the precious material!
"Wha- what's that?" Arin sputters, dumbfounded!"With a haul like that, you're set for the day! I knew you'd pay off."What will you do now?
rolled 4 = 4>>20284276seduce it.
rolled 11 = 11>>20284291I like this. Maybe I can get some more before the day's end. Maybe even get in well with those creepy guards. Get in well enough and maybe I can get some more information about what's up here, because apparently Arin and the gang don't know.
>>20284291let's keep working though, might as well get some stockpiled.
rolled 6 = 6>>20284292Counteroffer; show the guards your giant haul, then core 'em in the back of the head while they're staring at it.
rolled 1 = 1>>20284291Continue digging after securing your prizefighter, slowly, but hopefully unnoticably, digging closer and closer to the guards...
>>20284307Aaaand Rose goes from framed prisoner to violent psychopath to treasure hunter extraordinaire.Damn.
>>20284323Prize* stupid kindle autocorrect...
>>20284291Break a chunk off, smuggle it. Might be handy to have something to trade with later.
jack off vigorously
>>20284307Well-chosen indeed, for you hit a vein of blockonium near the surface, drawing slab after slab from the barren ground!The guards seem to have noticed you, as Arin, Ruby and the other prisoner cast envious eyes over your find!What will you do now?
>>20284388"How'd I do?"
rolled 10 = 10>>20284388"We eat well, since YOU'RE in MY gang."
>>20284352A small chunk of blockinium, chipped from the side of one of the slabs, catches the dim light of this barren world's star!If you want to try and smuggle it out, roll a d12 and link to this post!
rolled 9 = 9>>20284428
rolled 6 = 6>>20284428MUST HOARD
rolled 8 = 8>>20284388I concur with >>20284417. Also, how about we take this gang into more of an info-finding direction instead of a psychopathic group of thugs?>>20284428Also, rolling to keep the Blockonium as insurance
rolled 4 = 4>>20284428Pocket that shit.
>>20284435Bending to adjust your dirty shoe, you scoop up the chip of blockonium and disappear it, and just in time!
>>20284497What do we know that blockonium does?
>>20284510A good question for the guards, should we choose to ask them. I'm sure they'll give that much after the haul we brought in.
>>20284510Somebody wants it. That makes it valuable. Just gotta find out how.
>>20284417>>20284448"Don't get any ideas, girlie," Arin snaps. "Just because you got lucky today doesn't mean you give the orders!"Not surprisingly, Arin seems reluctant to turn over the reins to you! As she speaks you notice Ruby has yet to lower her own corer...Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do next...
rolled 4 = 4>>20284542"It's a joke. I'm sure you don't hear 'em often here, but go with it. And would you tell Ruby to put that corer down? We're not gonna get anywhere killin' each other."
rolled 4 = 4>>20284542Mine some more.
rolled 11 = 11>>20284542"Cool your shit, missy. I don't even wanna be here just as much as anyone else. Now calm down."
>>20284542Tackle the homocidal maniac before she can fire. Last thing we need is to be gibbed by some crazy bitch.
rolled 10 = 10>>20284580Rolling
rolled 6 = 6>>20284542"Who said anything about orders? Only thing I'm giving is the rest of you a chance to bust out."
>>20284562>>20284564You try to pass off the jab as humor, and turn back to the task at hand, but the vein of blockonium seems to be played out!
Your hands blistered, the guards at last call you away from the blockonium, and the prisoners deposit their corers back in a pile and assemble to return to the Graveyard.
>>20284510>>20284524>>20284535"Blockonium?" Ruby looks around and confides further. "It's the thing at the core of a starship drive. Every ship needs a slab to function. One of the most valuable materials in the Universe."Anything else you want to do before they tuck you back in?
>>20284690see if we can get some styling tips from the chick with the mohawk. That's got to take some skill to keep it so bright in a place like this. Not to mention she must have some connections to smuggle in the die.
>>20284690Ask Arin and Ruby if they know anybody in the prison who might be able to procure some contraband.
>>20284690Looks like I'm gonna hold on to bit I took until we can find a ship that can use it. Maybe I can start a small collection of it. Again, insurance. But of course, don't tell the others.
rolled 4 = 4>>20284690Ask her about her starship to work your way to asking her if it's around here.
>>20284718>>20284720>>20284722"A fixer? In here? Ha!" Arin scoffs. "There's no line to the outside galaxy for that. You don't get anything but what you make, take or find yourself."
>>20284797Looks like we just gotta deal.
>>20284849That or build our own starship if we keep pocketing this blockonium. It'll be the Shawshank Redemption in space.
>>20284870I approve this plan.
>>20284870Could plant it on Arin for to be a conniving bitch. The gang shall be mine.
>>20284907/tg/ steps into the role of a woman quite easily, it seems.
>>20284756"They sold my ship for scrap when they put me away," Ruby exclaims as you re-enter the confines of the Graveyard's bars.
As you walk the yard you notice the alien is back on his feet... and Drexer Rey as well...Suddenly, the hum of a starship engine begins to swell, and a craft descends from the blackened sky!
>>20284946Someone's about to get hijacked in about twenty seconds.
With no further warning a Space Police cruiser hoves into view, skimming over the bars of the Graveyard!
>>20284971So... who are they dropping off now?
The rear compartment opens and disgorges a figure without landing! The body tumbles toward the hard ground as the Space Police cruiser circles to leave...
The figure sprawls in the dirt for a mere moment before rising to his full height and dusting himself off."Say, I know you!" exclaims a convict with robotic arms and a tattoo of the ancient Futuron warriors on his bare chest. "You're-""Yes," the stranger interrupts, cutting him off.
"I am Doctor Keln."From somewhere behind you a voice whispers 'Keln the Killer!", and you place the name! A brilliant and twisted inventor, the man standing before you is responsible for the deaths of billions!"And who might you be, my dear?" he asks, smiling rakishly at you!What will you do now?
>>20285077"I'm Number 6." And grin right back.
rolled 5 = 5>>20285077Bow politely and introduce ourselves, he seems the Hannibal type rather than the Hyde type of doctor.
>>20285077Don't want to scare off or anger a potentially powerful ally. Might be just what we need to keep nutjobs like Drexer off our case.Be polite.
>>20285086Is the MC here from a previous thread?>>20285077I never killed anyone.
>>20285086>>20285089>>20285118>>20285136"Rose," he breathes. "Such a lovely name, in a place like this." When you protest your innocence he laughs and winks salaciously. "We are all innocents, no doubt."
His advances are interrupted by a signal of some kind, for all the other prisoners begin making their way toward the crude stone structure at the center of the Graveyard!Trying not to let on, you nonetheless catch sight of Drexer Rey looking in your direction..."Ah, nothing like a meal to warm the spirits," Dr. Keln smiles.
>>20285174>winksNo, pretty sure he was just blinking.
"And such lovely decor!" he says, marvel dripping from his voice as you approach the low stone building. The bricks are ancient, weathered by centuries of use housing the wretched souls confined to this barren planet.
Like animals at a trough you are given something the others regard as edible. Grey and tasteless as the soil you stand on, you are rewarded for your blockonium find with a larger piece than the other three who worked the field this day."Eat up, girly," Arin chides. "You'll miss it when it's gone!"What will you do now?
>>20285230Chow down. Talk to Keln."You ever been here before?""How did you get out?"
rolled 5 = 5>>20285230Roll to choke down gruel. Maybe save some for industrious food fight later.Chat up Kiln.
>>20285244As you work the tasteless meal over in your mouth, softening it up enough to swallow, Dr. Keln laughs softly. "No, my dear Rose, I have never had the pleasure of staying here. Rest assured, if they had managed to put me away I would not have become nearly as famous as I am."
"The Universe cannot appreciate my subtle genius."
Creepy fucker.He'll make an excellent ally if we can find how he ticks, make sure to appreciate his genius but don't goo all fangirl on him.
rolled 8 = 8>>20285311"Subtle? From what I've seen you attract attention."Obligitory seduction roll.
And so ends your first day in the Graveyard, huddled among the worst scum in the Universe. As the light fades, you vow that you will escape this hell and prove your innocence, if it takes your life!
As you lie in the darkness waiting for cautious slumber, a scream from the yard cuts the air, and you wonder if your life will last long enough to escape!
One criticism. Not enough dudes being sent flying.(On an scarily related note, anyone know when the BrikWars OP said he'd be doing the next battle?)
Sorry I didn't chime in on the last parts of this chapter, but well done y'all!
Whoo doggies! That turned out a lot better than I had expected! I hope everyone had fun!Any questions or comments?>>20285422>Not enough dudes being sent flying.Yeah, this was more of a "getting your feet wet on your first day in prison"... I'm sure we'll see some airborne action before TOO long!
rolled 10 = 10>>20285457Are they skull masks, facepaint or people with skulls for heads?
If you want more, almost all previous Lego Quest games can be seen on the suptg archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questAnd check out the Lego Quest wiki:legoquest.wikia.comAll your favorite characters! Even the ones you never heard of!
>>20285462Their faces are definitely bone, but whatever that means we'll have to find out in the future!
Is Blockinium crystallized shreep souls or something?
>>20285729>Is Blockinium crystallized shreep souls or something?Ha ha... not quite...http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Blockonium
>>20285814Ah, just a macguffin then. Say no more.
Where was the Cylon?
Damnit I hate it when I miss a LegoQuest.This time I would have suggested to eat some of the blockonium, in order to get super-powers, or get sick with radiation and be transported somewhere. One of those two would work.
>>20287534Pretty sure they'd just let you die out there if you end up with any kind of illness.
>>20287744Coming back as a radioactive space ghost is also a good option.
>>20287778>Coming back as a radioactive space ghost is also a good option.Not as fun as you might think...
