Despite panic stricken eyes and a visage that clearly illustrates she has no inkling of just WHAT is going on, Tomoe doesn't hesitate. A blue orb of flame leaps from the palm of her hand and smashes into the heavy wood. For a second it seems as though it won't give, but the foxfire wins out in the end, splintering everything but the frame.

“I don't understand! What the hell is going on?!” She almost trips as you continue to pull her along, now outside on the long grass. The moment you look back is the same that you see it, not the first time, but you certainly didn't expect one here.

The house, your old home no less, is moving. Windows shatter outwards as long, almost liquid appendages burst forth, baring gleaming ivory teeth that snap and clatter. Boards burst as the old walls fail to contain the beast lurking within any longer, fleshy pink blobs poking through the sides. The whole structure appears as though it might give out at any moment, walls bulging outwards, old boards cracking audibly as they voice their struggle.

One of the mouths comes screaming toward you, gnashing and frothing between the teeth. A quick burst from the machine pistol in your hand shatters half a dozen of the pearly whites, and the beast screams as the appendage recoils, spinning around as it quickly retracts back into the window.

“I think we're out of range.” Tomoe feels inclined to say fatefully. Which is the perfect lead-in for the roof to explode outward, raining the area in slivers of board and whirling shingles. A massive, ventricle filled sack begins expanding upwards now, higher and larger than the house itself. The entire domicile lifts up from the ground quite faster than seems possible, rising into the air on the bag filled with gas.

Several claw-tipped arms at least four times wider around than your torso drop down from the floor, grasp into the soil, and all at once, your house begins chasing after you.

[ ] Run

[ ] Fight

[ ] ohgodi'manincubusandwhatisthis

[ ] >other

>[ ] ohgodi'manincubusandwhatisthis

As if there were any other choice.

This is a chance for HUEHUEHUEHUE of a different kind. Why should the males be the only ones to be victim to your vore fetish?

[x] Feed Tomoe to the house.

>>20636159
I like the way you think.

Hahaha, I made a joke about Papa not being around yesterday, and here he is. This almost makes up for the rest of this awful week.

[ ] Run

[ ] Fight

Running combat. Burn the fucker down. WITH LOVE.

[ ] >other
Shoot the gasbag. Sounds like an obvious weakpoint to me. And good to have you back Papa

>[x] Fight
prepare for airborne combat
...vore fetish? how vulgar!

You know what a mimic can do quite intimately already. There had been several attempts to weaponize them during the war, none successful aside from unleashing more of them into the wild. Rather difficult to stop a battleship that has sprouted legs and taken it upon itself to go somewhere other than the base.

Glancing over at Tomoe, you realize you can knock out two problems all at once.

The gun barks in your hand, just once.

"Ahhh?!?!" The kitsune collapses to the ground, grabbing at what little remains of her left knee.

Despite knowing that you've betrayed her, she calls out to you as one of the mouths lowers itself down to meet her. She even tries to crawl toward you as you slowly back away. The teeth start at her feet and begin to work their way up, taking their time with every bite.

*chomp*

Everything below her torso, gone.

*chomp*

She reaches out toward you with one arm.

*chomp*

Nothing remains.

>>20636121
[X] Fight

Oh god, shoot the gas bag and then have Tomoe set it on fire.

>>20636247
mother fucker

>>20636247
So... vore is only sexy when the guy's on the receiving end? Huh.

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>>20636247

This is not what I asked for.

You will hear from my lawyer, sir.

>>20636247
...
This is not the hue I was looking for.

>>20636247
>forced shock value.txt

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>>20636247
I really, really should feel bad for being the one to suggest this, but I'm too busy laughing at the reactions.

Mission accomplished?

>>20636247
That is.... Wow.
>>20636266
HUESCIENCE! Now we need to test if it is the same with young boys, old men, young girls and grandmas.

"What is THAT?!" Tomoe gasps as she stares in awe at the charging beast.

"A mimic, now keep running! We need to make it to the treeline!" You tug her arm, making sure she keeps moving. Mimics, while excellent ambush predators, suffer with terrain when they've grown to such a size as this one. No amount of pulling will get it into the forest, which is when you can strike.

Usually the damn things never get much larger than a treasure chest, which they all too often choose to inhabit. Though you've seen others, experiments, grow to be much MUCH larger. Large enough to make a battleship come crawling up out of the water. You don't know if they ever managed to stop that one.

A wave of relief crashes over you as your boots begin to crunch twigs rather than grass, and you've never been so happy to see trees in your life. You make it a good fifty or so yards into the woods before stopping to turn and face what your house has become.

"We don't... Have those in my country..." Tomoe continues to gawk even as the mimic rams itself rather forcefully against the most outer row of trees. The mimic manages to force itself a bit into the forest, before appearing rather stuck. No matter how much it thrashes and screams, it comes no closer.

"Are we going to uh... Leave it alone, now?"

"If we do that, it will just go dormant and wait for someone else to come along. I don't want some kids wandering inside. We'll deal with it here and now."

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>>20636247
>alrightythen.png

Glad to see you're still alive, Papa-N. Heard life was hitting you pretty hard.

>>20636247
So, uh, I've read only the last thread and...this actually means that is normal that main character acts without any semblance of coherency?

The kitsune glances down at your machinepistol, clutched tightly in a white-knuckled grip.

"Will that be enough?"

"This? Maybe if it was a deagle brand deagle with baby seeking assault clips."

"...What?"

"No, that gas sack has a nasty habit of self sealing against small punctures. See how even the thicker branches haven't popped it? We'll have to..."

[ ] "cut it open and blow it up."

[ ] "burn down this patch of woods, burn it alive."

[ ] "...Well I don't have a plan."

[ ] Other plan?

>>20636388
no, this is just papa-n's HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE troll mode. it crops up every once in a while

>>20636388
No, Papa just likes to humor our less-then-wise ideas by going though with them in the worst possable ways.
Or fishvore. It's usualy fishvore.

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>>20636402
>[ ] "burn down this patch of woods, burn it alive."
BY FIRE CLEANSE THE ABOMINATION

>>20636388
Nah, HUE-posts are just tradition of Papa-N. Sometimes they include vore... And possibly other things? I'm not sure. Mostly vore in different degrees of trollishness.

>>20636345
>>20636247
what

>>20636402
Cut down one of the trees with sword and fire and have it fall over and impale the Mimic. Then we set the tree on fire so that the Mimic has a flaming spear of wood stuck in it.

[ ] "cut it open and blow it up."

Let's get dangerous

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>>20636283

>>20636348
It's just had a lot of ups, downs, and very little time in between. Finally easing back on my work schedule, but a lot of that void is filled by class.

Also my truck finally died so I had to scramble to find something I could afford. Which was...

Another 96 dakota, because I know how to work on them intimately by this point.

>baby seeking assult clips
They have those now? The wonders of science will never cease.

Planwise, do we know anyone with some explosives?

>>20636403
>>20636411
>>20636420
Ah, whoa, that's incredibly funny.

>>20636388
Not really, more like every so often the quest runner decides to run with someone's stupid suggestion and have something awful to the main character(s). It tends to be pretty funny, so Brazilian laughter (HUEHUEHUE) is the only proper response.

>>20636402
It's stuck, right? How about we get along with a little help from our friends and get Iceman to freeze the bag solid? It has the side benefit of cockblocking him, so what kind of asshole friend would we be to not spread our cockblocking around?

>>20636402
[ ] "burn down this patch of woods, burn it alive."

>>20636402
Something big and nasty and no civilians around?
Do like the x-com and every experienced horror-gamer do.

Blow it all to hell.

>>20636474
We already tried feeding the rookie to the meat grinder.

>>20636493
She didn't pack primed high explosives. Doesn't count.

>>20636437
Ah yeah, I can see how that'd do it. Hell, I may not have lost my car, but somebody stole my bike a couple days ago and I used that a lot to get around locally...

Hey, still got that nice shiny new rifle of yours? I remember you being pretty pleased with that one.

>>20636402
Cut it open, blow it up.

[ ] "burn down this patch of woods, burn it alive."
It's the only way

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FUCK YEAH! PAPA-N QUEST!
>mfw
>>20636437
Oooh, where's shee from?

"Mimics don't do so hot against fire, so we're going to barbecue it. You're pretty good with fire, aren't you, nine-tails?"

"Nine tails?" Tomoe shrugs but doesn't hide her growing smirk, "I'm not terrible with it, why?"

In one fluid movement you snag her around the waist, spread your wings, and kick off from the ground. Tomoe lets out an "eep" of surprise but in a flash is back to looking slightly excited.

"I don't usually get a chance for something like this. You think I can..."

"Torch it alive, yes. Burn it down, burn it all down!"

"Well if you insist..."

Crazy eyes. You know what crazy eyes, on a woman, entail. That somewhere, so deep inside her that she might not even realize it, is a desire to set things alight and just watch as it all burns to ash. Or maybe she's just having a good time, you don't know, not even an incubus can understand a woman's mind.

>>20636654
Muv-Luv. Specifically the Bug War alternate reality, where generic harem lead ends up making like the protagonist from All You Need Is Kill.

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>>20636669
>That somewhere, so deep inside her that she might not even realize it, is a desire to set things alight and just watch as it all burns to ash. Or maybe she's just having a good time, you don't know, not even an incubus can understand a woman's mind.

Tomoe brings her hands close together in front of her, eyes narrowing in concentration as the fire begins to form. It crackles to life, larger and larger as it hungrily consumes magic and grows yet more. Her tails fluff up to the widest you've seen them, ears perking up and the hair on them standing on end. The flame continues to widen, already well beyond her hands and coming closer to you than you'd like.

The moment before you shout to just do it already, before it starts burning you, is when Tomoe launches it. The vorpal orb of foxfire dropping quickly to the ground right in front of the mimic. It splashes, sending liquid flame rolling across the ground and against the trunks of trees. Foliage catches almost instantly, the trunks of trees nearly as fast. What was a moment ago, a peaceful little patch of woods (save the thrashing mimic) is now a scene from hell. Fire races up, across branches, lighting even the ground beneath ablaze.

The mimic struggles harder still as boards begin to catch, the outside paint bubbling from the sheer heat. Its limbs attempt to retract back inside, as though that would offer any shelter whatsoever from the inferno all around it. You can see exposed flesh turning charred black and the creatures movements beginning to slow.

At last, as fire has spread to every corner of the home, the beast relents. With one last, loud sigh, it collapses where it stands. The gas sack above it swelling to an even more impressive size before bursting. The flame crackles as it consumes the gas, leaping into the air in a symbol of finality.

With a simple snap of her fingers, the flame subsides. The blue and orange blaze dying off with a whisper.

"Hey, remind me to buy a fire retardant suit next time I'm in town."

Tomoe giggles, still clearly very excited, "Just don't give me a reason to fry you up in the first place."

"Noted."

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>Crazy eyes. You know what crazy eyes, on a woman, entail. That somewhere, so deep inside her that she might not even realize it, is a desire to set things alight and just watch as it all burns to ash.

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>>20636540
You mean this one? Yeah still got her, actually shopping around and pricing out optics/mounts, probably going to use it during durr season.

>>20636715
She burnt down your parents house. Guess you really don't have a choice but to shack up with her and her fluffy tails.

>>20636708
Mimic jerky anyone?

>>20636742
Wait, I thought it just had the shape of Bill's house. Was it wearing it or something?

>>20636688
>Muv-Luv
>Bug War
>All You Need Is Kill
Uh... yeah, I take your word for it Hitler.

>>20636773
Anon, you never fail to disappoint.

>Muv-Luv
Dating sim visual novel, after you clear the main routes you get a second game where the main character wakes up to find the world at war with aliens called BETA.

>Bug War
This one you have no excuses for. Starship Troopers by Heinlein.

>All You Need Is Kill
Japanese novel about a guy stuck in a timeloop until he can kill enough bug aliens in the right way.

>>20636762
I think so. Either that or it destroyed the house leaving no trace, seeing as there's a mimic where the house was. Either way a new house is needed.

"Erik..."

No, it isn't time to wake up yet. You know that. The world and time can go get bent, it isn't time to wake up yet.

Something scaly this way comes.

"Whoa?!" You jerk in reaction as something winds itself quickly around your torso, squeezing down just enough to make it uncomfortable.

Peeling an eye open just enough to see, it's enough to make out Karin's face as she stares down at you disapprovingly. One of her hair cobras comes awfully close to your face, but you don't back away. Or rather, can't.

"Not taking no for an answer, Rick wanted you over in the morning and I'm not letting you make him wait."

You snore once.

*squeeze...*

"Ok, ok! Geeze!" You push at the coils even as they relax. "Who are you, my mother?"

"I don't believe Echidna have the capabilities to turn someone to stone, but would you like me to test the magic I have little to no grasp of?"

"...I'll be good."

Groaning and grunting, you scoot your way out of the tail hold and slide off of the bed. The sun is just peeking up over the horizon, which generally would men it was close to your bed time. Amazing how much you've changed in such a short time.

Tilting your head to look over at Karin, you can't help but smirk at her. "Decided to change, huh?"

She pulls the sheet up a bit more, "You know I have no control over it."

>>20636817
>Dating sim visual novel
Wait, is it as detailed throughout as the pic Papa-N posted? And to get all that (Muv-Luv, Bug War and All You Need Is Kill) is to download that dating sim (Muv-Luv)?

>>20636733
That's the one. Hope you find some good optics to use.

I've still got to get to a range and bruise my shoulder with my Mosin. Well, at least I can do so soon enough.

Glad to see you're up and running though, Papa.

>>20636881
Pretty sure that's from the anime, but the CG scenes are pretty high quality.

Muv-Luv definitely borrows from Starship Troopers, as does AYNIK, so if all you're interested in is the picture's source then downloading the game should be enough.

"I'll show you something else you have no control over, dohoho."

Karin looks clearly unamused.

"Breakfast, at least?" You ask hopefully.

A granola bar lands on the pillow next to you.

"You can eat on the way."

***

Perhaps because she can wind her tail tight around the frame, or perhaps because she's getting more used to it, Karin isn't nearly as on edge over the jetbike ride today. Even when you enter a rather steep dive toward Rick's, she only offers two threats of great bodily harm and a single smack on the head.

"No. Fucking. Way." The spindly centipede clacks several of his limbs together and shakes his head, "Somebody call up the press, this has to be some kind of sign of the apocalypse."

"Apocalypse already happened, Rick, though you should be thankful because you were uglier before it."

"Touche. Now come on, I need to go over this stuff with you."

Papa-N?

My week is complete.

>>20636881
There is a BETA quest nowdays on tg, where you are the bugs.
Muv-Luv has a nice story and drama, reminds me of the situation in Blue Gender, maybe more desperate and bloody.

>>20636881
that pic is from the anime, not the VN. If you enjoy mecha, fanservice, and don't mind heaps of QUALITY and PLOT than you'd enjoy it.

>>20636909
>>20636921
>>20636927
So the dating sim is Muv Luv and the anime is All You Need Is Kill?

It's amazing at how little Rick's shop has changed since you've known him. The only thing that is ever different is the level of clutter, which only ever increases. You ask why he has a filing cabinet on its side; all drawers scattered around and "CHAIRS" written in red across a single manilla envelope, but Rick doesn't feel inclined to answer.

"So you found me a way into the deadlands, huh? You never cease to amaze."

"It was easier said than done, had to call in a lot of favors and get pretty cloak and dagger, but in the end..."

"Smashing!" Comes a voice you don't recognize from a room close by, "Absolutely brilliant!"

You've never seen something like what comes out from that door. It's bizarre, shocking, and distinctly foreign.

"Are you a wizard?"

"Ah wut? Ya never seen ah walrus before, laddie?" The large, portly thing laughs which causes its large and wiry beard to dance around the two long tusks jutting down from either side of its mouth.

"Rick..." You start.

"Erik, McRae. McRae, Erik." Rick lazily introduces you.

"Jack, lad! Call me Jack! Rick, ah never thought ya'd be right but these are dandies of a bite." The walrus pops another handful of small fish into his mouth, chewing loudly.

>>20637066
No, the VN and anime are both muv-luv

nyaa has all of the episodes and I think the VN as well

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>>20637066
All You Need Is Kill is an unrelated novel that has a superficially similar plot.

>>20637066
How dense are you? The anime is Muv-Luv, based on the VN Muv-Luv. He was describing the plot by comparing it to those other media.

>scottish wizard walrus

Papa, I love you.

>>20637087
Well fuck you too buddy, I'm sorry I'm tired as fuck.
>>20637077
Alright, I'll check it out.

>>20637141
>>20637077
And I forgot to say 'Thanks!' as usal.
Thanks!

"Right. I'm going to borrow Rick here for a minute."

You pull the centipede aside (or try, he's quite a bit taller than you) and head out of earshot. Jack offers a handful of fish to Karin, who politely refuses despite repeated offers.

"I know you've always been one for jokes, but really, Rick, a walrus? What the fuck is a walrus? How does that dude have anything to do with the deadlands? I thought you'd have some tunneling tank or something."

"A tunneling tank? Are you for real?"

"Not the one who brought along a walrus, here."

Rick sighs, clicking his mandibles, "Of course you wouldn't recognize him, but I'm sure you've heard of him. Think about it, Erik. McRae..."

"...Mad Ray Jack?" You finally ask, glancing back at the portly, mustachioed mammalian busying himself with a second can of fish. "THE Mad Ray Jack?"

"The one and the same, lad." The walrus answers for Rick. You thought you were out of earshot...

"Ah geeze, sorry Jack. Hey Erik, apolo..."

"Do you really have eye lasers!?" You interrupt.

>>20637185
>Jack offers a handful of fish to Karin, who politely refuses despite repeated offers.
>mustnotlaugh.exe

It would have been even better if she was a catgirl.

>>20637222
But it's never catgirls!

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>>20637069
Could it be?

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>>20637256
Why is it never catgirls?

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>>20637256

>>20637069
When the word smashing came up I was thinking Nigel thornberry.

>>20637286
Because the spidergirls eat them all.

"...Eye lasers?" Karin gawks at your gall.

You're worried that there might be some kind of awkward silence caused by your failure to adhere to protocol dictating that you should, perhaps, apologize. Thankfully, Jack laughs so hard that a small fish head smacks against the wall of Rick's shop, where it sticks.

"Sorry ta disappoint, lad, but alas." McRae shakes his head, still beaming around his tusks, "ah have no such thing."

Damn. Well, you should have guessed. The trenches were always alight with stories and scuttlebutt about one thing or another. There had been more than one night talking about Mad Ray Jack, the one who single handedly snuck fifty miles into enemy territory to take out two generals. One soldier, claiming to have met him once, swore he could both shoot lasers from his eyes as well as move as silent as death.

Looking at the man himself... You see there's just no way either of those things would be possible.

"Anyways, Erik, McRae here has agreed to help you out getting into the deadlands."

"Ah'll take et from here, Rick mah boy. So ya need ta get inta tha deadlands, eh lad? Well that isn't so light a task as ya might think. There are sensors, guards, untold and unspeakable dangers around every tree..." Jack shakes his fists and head, "It's as harsh a place as ya can be."

You nod as you listen, "I know, I've heard the stories."

"Have ya now? Than why by tha cross are ya wantin ta go there? For some fanciful tale of a sword, lad?"

"It's the best shot I've got." You shrug.

"...Roight than, get all yur stuff ready, we'll be leavin tonight."

Decision time:

Party members (x each one you wish to bring, if any):
[ ] Karin
[ ] Bill
[ ] Tomoe
[ ] Ivan
[ ] Essa
[ ] Go it alone (with Jack)

>>20637371
Is there a party limit?

>>20637371
Leave girlfriend at home, her uncontrolled shapeshifting could fuck everything up. We need BEARLEAVES-, I mean we need Ivan, Bill and Tomoe.

[x] Bill
[x] Tomoe
[x] Ivan

>>20637401
Nope, but it will matter who (if anyone) you bring along

[X] Bill
[X] Tomoe

Both are good in a fight, can look after themselves if need be, and have useful abilities (flight and fireballs especially). Karin could be good for translation/tech stuff, but she's not really cut out for fighting and a gentleman never leads his lady into danger. Plus, I don't think radiation suits come in echidna anyway.

>>20637371
Essa. Only Essa.

On the serious note: Bill and Ivan. Only guys here that have repeatedly gone trough trials of fire, so you know that they won't break.

>>20637371
[x] Go it alone (with Jack)
ant no reason to risk anyone else's life but ours

>>20637422
Oh, and though Ivan in there. Because BEARLEAVES

[x] Karin
[x] Bill
[x] Tomoe

>>20637422
>I don't think radiation suits come in echidna anyway.
They definitely don't come in randomly-transforming.

>>20637414
>>20637371
Ok, then lets bring
[ ] Ivan
for brute strength
[ ] Bill
[ ] Tomoe
for when we need to get choppy and burnie (respectively)
[ ] Essa
I suppose we can get her to tag along to scout out the area, and for mad compooter skills

>>20637069

[ ] Karin
[ ] Bill
[ ] Tomoe
[ ] Ivan
[ ] Essa

Or, rather, offer them all the choice. Tell them you understand if they choose not. You're the one with a month to live--they've got plenty left, and if they don't want to risk it, shit. You won't hold it against them, not in the least.

You want their help. But you understand, given everything, if they say no.

Even though they probably won't, because these people are basically our goddamn family.

>>20637490
I'm not sure Essa is a good idea. Radsuits don't have wings, after all.

Radiation suits are one-size-fits none, so taking anyone with extra appendages, random transformations or exceptional size is out. Ask Bill to come along, but I think Tomoe might have to stay behind. As awesome as taking the werebear would be, if he transforms for any reason at all he's dead.

>>20637533
No need to transform if you lug enough firepower.

>>20637544
Are involuntary transformations a thing? I suppose I should direct that one at Papa...

>>20637533
Bill might have trouble with his wings/horns, too.

And come to think of it, so will we if we ever need to use our iceblades and whatnot.
...
This trip is gonna suck.

>>20637559
Bill - Permanent horns that can shrink enough to fit under a hat, grow when aroused. Wings that can disappear entirely at will.

Ivan - Controlled growth(bearmode)

Essa - Permanent wing-arms

Tomoe - Permanent fluffy tails, can compact them against herself to some extent

Karin - Uncontrollable transformations snake/legs


So far the party makeup would be Ivan/Bill/Tomoe by vote

>Bill - Permanent horns that can shrink enough to fit under a hat, grow when aroused.
Tomoe comes out in a skintight radsuit (just because), horns poke little holes in his suit, noone notices untill Bill's hair starts falling out from radiation poisoning four threads later.
Huehuehuehuehue

>>20637511
Oh ya, totally forgot about that, well nevermind her then, but lets take the guys that know how to fight. Worst case scenario is we'll deal with old fashion wasteland monsters

>>20637602
Those three seem fine. Until Bill gets horny horns and dies.

>>20637634
>>20637628
condoms on the suit

rolled 68 = 68

>>20637414
Just a thought can we take no one? Just Erik and Mad Jack.

Erik knows the dangers of the place. Why would he ask anyone that has given a two-fucks about him to go there with him?

>>20637631
> Worst case scenario is we'll deal with old fashion wasteland monsters

>wasteland monsters
>Worst case scenario
>Papa-N
I'm not going to say anything, I just want you to think about what you just wrote.

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>>20637671
Hue.

>>20637666
Hey, weren't centipedes radiation resistant?

>>20637666
Yes, taking no one is an option but has few votes compared to Bill/Tomoe/Ivan

rolled 96 = 96

>>20637693
>[ ] Go it alone (with Jack)

Yeah missed that. Trying to catch up ha.

>>20637693
Did you really expect /tg/ not choosing the bear?
seriously?

>>20637671
...Ok you got me there.

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>>20637688
No, pic related is the least I expect from Papa-N

>>20637708
I never know what to expect, to be honest.

Ivan/Bill/Tomoe/Erik party confirmed?

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>>20637769

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>>20637769
Nii-nii am I kawaii? Do you like the chitinous plating on my abdomen?

>>20637770
Sure, as long as Tomoe's tails fit.

>>20637774
Oh Jesus, why would you even do that.

>>20637602
I haven't seen it here, but a lot of media have were-creatures susceptible to being transformed against their will. If say someone managed to berserk him, or if he got a snort of moondust, could Ivan go full bear without meaning to?

>>20637790
Now we're boned. Game over, everybody go home.

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>>20637793
>>20637774
Did somebody say... SCIENCE?!

>>20637790
You are absolutely adorable, my sterile and safely locked up abominations in the eyes of nature and God!

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>>20637790

YOU NEED TO LOOK HUMAN FIRST

>>20637826
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>>20637280

Several hours after getting the news right from Mad Ray Jack that you'll be leaving tonight, you've gathered everyone up at your parent's home. That wasn't an easy task, either.

Bill and Tomoe were almost nowhere to be found until you'd spotted them dozing on a hill near a swath of forest burnt pitch black, along with what you think may have been at one point a house. They'd blathered something about fighting it but both had been more or less asleep even while talking. Even now they're both snoozing on the couch while Nadine glares daggers at the fluffy tailed foxgirl.

Essa had been... Fang-deep, as it were, in Ivan when you'd barged on into his house. Though the lights had been off so you hadn't been able to see much, and Ivan had sent you running when he'd thrown a whole couch your way. He wasn't really mad, just surprised is all. Though Essa can't seem to bring herself to look you in the eye now and still is wixing up her mords.

"Well now that everyone's finally here, and I'm sure you all know why, it's time to go over some stuff. First, I'm not going to ask any of you to come along. If you want to, that's your own thing, but I'm not opposed to going this alone in the least. Second, Karin you aren't allowed to go and Essa, I'm sorry but I don't think your arm wings would fit the suits."

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>>20637774
>>20637769
>>20637790

>>20637938
Later. Only hue now.

"Why can't I go?!" Karin huffs, folding her arms and glaring. Both of her hair cobras writhe, reacting to her sudden anger.

You simply point down at the snake tail coiled underneath her.

"Yes, and?"

"Well if you can find a transforming radiation suit, you can come along."

"I tried to make one but couldn't get it to work..." She mumbles, clearly frustrated.

"I'm going." Ivan nods. "Same." Bill pipes up. Tomoe sighs but nods her head solemnly, "I have a duty to watch over my idiot betrothed."

"Betrothed?" You raise an eyebrow, "There are people who still use that word?"

"S-shut up..."

>>20637849
Ah, there you are 8. Still haven't fixed that voice modulator I see! Have seen Gabe around by chance? I was thinking of trying a new round of stimulants... Wait, what's that? I shouldn't try and play God? Nonsense! If God didn't want us surpassing him, he shouldn't have given us the tools with which to do so!

Now where's that DNA Recomscrambulator, I need to make another Lobomite look like Richie Marcus so I can take comfort in his evisceration at Gabe's hands. Cyberaugmented paws. You know what I mean.

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>>20637938
Later
>>20637931
>Essa and Ivan doing... something.
>Essa is shame
HNNNGG!!!

>>20637931
Fuck, I REALLY want more Essa time because you write her so gorram adorably, but I would be heartbroken if she died in the waste.
...
I will still be heartbroken if Ivan dies, becuase that would break Essas heart and then everything is fucking heartbroken. FUCK!

>>20637990
She'd probably lie in his bed all day crying if that happened, if she had to go out she'd wear one of his jackets which would be extremely oversized on her.

She wouldn't drink any more blood by biting anyone and instead use bags or cups. She'd have to spike it with vodka to make it taste right.

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>>20637844
>centipede girl
yesssss
>give her to the worst artist in the game
I'll be platinum mad if he still has a heavy part in the third game

"So you three are going to come along, then? Well I'm not going to stop you, but at the same time, I'm not going to let you try any stupid hero shit. If things get bad, get the fuck out of there."

"The same goes for you, dummy." Karin prods you in the back with the end of her tail. She's becoming more and more dexterous with that thing.

"It's not like I've got a chance unless this pays off, so if I'm screwed, don't try to save me, save yourselves."

Karin and Tomoe almost say something before Bill cuts them both off, "You got it." They both give him harsh looks.

"What? It's what he wants and this is his show, we all know the risks."

"Which is why I want you all to stay as safe as you can, so again, no dumb shit." You nod, "Now, on to the plan."

Everyone in the room watches as Jack finishes off the last of the plate of fish in front of him (your mother had made them and he'd been devouring them ever since they finished cooking), belches loudly, and stands up.

"Tha deadlands is always under surveillance. Troops, cameras, sensors, ah can't even name all tha security. It won't be easy gettin in, or out, but if you do as ah say, we can make it."

>>20638080
Goddamnit why are you puting all these images into my head.
Somebody get a drawfag.

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>>20638080
>She'd have to spike it with vodka to make it taste right.

>>20638090
It's a gift.

When she cooked for guests she'd wear his giant apron, which would nearly touch the floor, and always make 1 giant portion too many.

Assuming that batgirls have good singing voices, which I personally think they would, she'd spend a lot of nights singing and hoping that he's going to come back. The sounds of her singing echoing off the now emptier cave.

>>20638129
...
You're evil, you know that?

"Tha lights, laddie."

At that, Saga leaps up from his seat using his tail as a spring and slithers quickly over to the lights. Still quite short, he has to boost himself up to his maximum height, with only a few inches of his tail on the ground, in order to reach the switch.

Edda, wearing one of your dad's old military caps which is so large for her that it almost covers her eyes, flicks the power switch to a projector.

A series of aerial and possibly satellite photographs pops up on the screen. You know there were pictures of the deadlands, but it's something else to see them all arranged like this. It's more or less as good of a topography map as you're going to get.

"Ya see the base here, an tha fence. But here, " Mad Ray Jack smacks the screen with an extendable pointer, "Is tha forest. Tha fence here isn't patrolled, because more than anywhere else on tha border, it's ta keep the stuff inside from gettin out instead a tha other way."

A forest full of unspeakable horrors... You've been somewhere like that before. A small shudder comes uncontrollably.

>>20638129
I'm on my phone so I don't have my pictures, but:
>FMA_Mustang-raining.jpg

"It's tha quickest way in and stands tha least chance ah guards seein us, but its not tha safest." Jack continues, "Plan B would be ta try through this, here." He points to another area on the map.

"Tha base area itself. Heavily guarded an none too quick to git through, either. But not so much of a chance to get eaten."

Another smack to the screen.

"An last, here. The very outside edge of tha fence. Ah never been there, nor any man who's ever talked 'bout it Ah don't know what's there, or isn't."

[ ] "Plan A, we go through the rap... Woods."

[ ] "I like plan B, I'll go get my box."

[ ] "No one's ever talked about it? Perfect! Plan C it is!"

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>>20638129
Stop please... for the love of all that's holy I don't think my heart can take it...

>>20638251
Squirrels, right? Frakking scoia'tael.

>>20638251
>Saga, Edda, Erik
Sounds scandinavian

>>20638271
Oh man, Plan C for sure. Nothing ever goes wrong when you venture into the wholly unknown, because there can be no plan by which things go right!

>>20638271
I can't decide!

I'll take plan C, please. A sounds like a one-way trip to huevile, and B is just straight terrible.

>>20638155
I do my best.

Maybe she would meet his family after that and break down crying over how much they looked and smelled alike before getting bear hugs from the family.

>>20638271
[X] "Plan A, we go through the rap... Woods."

>>20638292
Red Mage, is that you?

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>>20638303
Then let me decide for you. We're going with Plan C.

>Huetime
[x]Plan A - Papa-N's Vorewoods

>>20638356
>implying C is not going to be the Ultra Vorewoods

>>20638317
No, but I play him in DnD.

...How meta is that?

>>20638368
Shhhhh.
It might be catgirls.

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[ ] "No one's ever talked about it? Perfect! Plan C it is!"
I'm all for doing stupid shit in the name of adventure

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>>20638368
Implying that's a bad thing.
[x] "No one's ever talked about it? Perfect! Plan C it is!"

"C." You nod to affirm it, "Got to be plan C. I mean, no one's ever talked about it, so no one would expect it. It's perfect!"

Jack pauses in thought, and twists a few strands of his mustache. Finally, he agrees, "Alright laddie. Ah can't say it's goona be a safe route but at least we can go by vehicle."

"You'll need something small and fast, right? I can help with that." Your dad says quite suddenly, you'd nearly forgotten he was in the room.

"We have something like that? Does it fly?"

"No. Remember those dirtbikes we found in that abandoned town? Well they still run and I haven't had anyone buy them yet, so might as well use them."

"Dirtbikes, huh?" You think about that for a few minutes. Sure, they are plenty fast and small, but they don't offer a ton of protection..."

"Spinny clod tossers? Aye, those should work." Mad Jack nods as Saga strains to turn the light back on.

"How close can we get by air?" Ivan asks openly, knowing that several people probably know the answer. Your dad is the first to talk, and he stands up to examine the map again, which is still visible as Saga seems to have pulled a tail muscle and can't reach the switch now.

"They'll have radar, but we can fly under it. The terrain looks pretty mountainous, we should be able to get within a few miles of that border area at least. Nowhere to land, though... You'll have to chute in."

>parachuting on motorcycles
Fuck yes

>>20638529
>>20638511
And this is why I love Plan C

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>>20638129
>>20638080
Pic related.

I'm late, aren't I?

>>20638529
I wish Papa-N was my DM.


>slnessh Clergyman

Captcha clearly thinks otherwise.

>>20638550
Very nice!
What is she doing in the first panel? cooking?

>>20638573
ara-ing

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>>20638573
Cooking.

"Do we have any large enough to carry down bikes?"

"Yeah, remember? We picked up those old hummer drop crates? Well the crates are bad but the chutes would still work, they'll be enough to get you to the ground in one piece."

"Shit, I forgot about those." You laugh. Gotta hand it to your dad, he sure has a lot of wacky shit just lying around.

As Saga finally hits the lights (your mom gave him a boost) and Edda pouts when Nadine takes off the hat; turns off the projector, and starts to forcibly brush her little sister's messy hair back down, those of you about to embark group together.

"When can ya be ready ta fly?" Jack asks your father, who doesn't even take a second to think.

"Well my son broke my last plane..."

"Hey! That was a complete accident!"

"...So we'll use the An-26."

"That hunk of junk?!" You protest, "It has the radar signature of a fat slimegirl and it's just as loud to boot!"

"Fat slimegirls are loud?" Bill's brow knits.

"You have NO idea." Nadine says before you can answer.

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>>20638550
It is never too late for art. Especially art as good as this.

>>20638607
>that crazy eye
>them fluffy tails

It's also damn impressive you could snap out two drawings like these that quickly. I would be a liar if I said I wasn't envious, you have a real talent and I'm glad you share it with us.

>fat slime girls

Elaborate at once.

>>20638644
Storytime on the aircraft, clearly.

>>20638644
I honestly have no idea how they would work. I mean if they have a lot of mass wouldn't they just put all of it towards their hips and tits or just grow a few inches? In the worst cases they could just split into two slime girls or just remove that mass from themselves.

>>20638665
This is exactly why slimegirls (And other shapeshifters) are awesome - always Dem tittys, always dat ass, always dem hips.

>>20638665
Excatly. The fat ones are actualy four or five slimegirls joined together. They're loud because they have to scream for five.

>>20638665
Maybe they have low self-esteem...

>>20638700
Maybe they just like being fat

>>20638637

Seeing this pic on 4chan is always great. Want to know the original reason I made it?

>>20638700
>shy, self-conscious slimegirls
>"M-my butt doesn't jiggle that much, does it?"
allofmyboners.jpeg

>>20638637
Good think I decided to hang around internet this night, otherwise I would've missed this thread.

> that quickly
I've been getting better and making a storyboard for the animation was a good practice. And there isn't really need to be jelous, since now I got all the time in the world. My esteemed employers came to the conclusion that there is no work for the rest of the year.

Everybody's getting laid off. Again.

Work starts again sometime next year. I'm seriously pondering about joining the legion at this point, after a friend said that it would probably fit me.

The lack of income is the reason why I can't do the animation, too. Not enough income, too many bills.

"How does a slimegirl even get fat?" Bill looks even more confused now, "Why would they be any louder than a regular ol' slimegirl?"

"That's..." Nadine starts, catches herself and ends with "uh..."

You draw air in through your teeth, bite your lip, bounce your head from side to side, and than shake it. Bill doesn't appear any less out of the loop. "I'll tell you on the plane." You mouth to him.

***

"I hate..." You putts along the dirtbike in first gear, "This fucking..." Tomoe, screaming as the bike under her careens wildly, all of her tails extended and fluffed out in fear, goes sailing past you, "Plane..." You finish, looking up at it.

The An-26 is as textbook Soviet rear echelon aircraft as it gets. Creature comforts was not a usual thing for the Soviets. If a pilot was comfortable, he was lax. If passengers were comfortable, they wouldn't disembark more pissed off and ready to fight than when they boarded.

It's clunky to fly and not that fast, but you'll be damned if it ever breaks down. Sure, things go wrong, but that's why the "repair kit" (a monkey wrench, duct tape, and oil can) is on-board. But you don't care about that, because, hours from now, your back will be stiff and your muscles sore. Not in a good "survived six rounds with a centipede girl" sore, either. Sore like "I think these seats hate me" kind of sore.

You load up the bikes with the rest of them, though Ivan is the only one who carries his bike up the ramp instead of simply pushing it. You make sure everything else is on-board as well, the radiation suits, some supplies, that kind of thing.

"I've got to gas it on up and check it over, Erik. Why not hit the armory? Snag some extra ammo, too."

>>20638724
Color me interested.

>>20638743
>storyboard
I already used my best "Yes!" picture, dammit... I'd really love to see the storyboard.

Man that sucks about getting laid off. Is the Legion the Finnish army? With as good as you are at drawing, it seems like you should be able to find some kind of job making advertisements and such. Probably wouldn't be steady work but it might help with bills.

I'm jealous because I could work on something for a year and it wouldn't come out half as good as one of your sketches.

I'll be releasing the first chapter of the Z&W rewrite in a few weeks once I get it completed, so that might give you something to look forward to?

As far as voice help goes, I'm not even sure how to go about recording something and the only mic I have is the one for my computer. I'm sure someone in these threads could do Last justice.

Hope you find some kind of work soon though. Job market still pretty bleak over there?

>>20638778
>Why not hit the armory? Snag some extra ammo, too.
I can hear a Papa-N fapping furiously

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>>20638743
>joining the legion
As in the Foreign Legion? Manliest army ever?

>>20638860
>I'll be releasing the first chapter of the Z&W rewrite in a few weeks
I haven't yet had time to read those thread, should I wait for the rewrite or read them first?

>>20638860
Bleak market for someone who fucked up high-school.
Don't know about doing artwork commissions. There's probably a way to do it, I've seen worse people get money for drawing, but it is something completely new for me.

The Legion is the nickname for french foreign legion. I really enjoyed my mandatory service in the finnish army, would have wanted to continue past that one year, but they didn't need me there. Going to the legion would be a stable job as a soldier for 5 years. Really starts to irk me when I can't make plans beyond 2 weeks with my current job.

Damn, blogging about my life on /tg/. Sorry 'bout that.

>>20638916
I'd recommend the threads. Just for the "Lady of the ...." part.

>>20638860
I hate to be offtopic, but any news on if or when the HLQ Epilogue Olympics will continue?

>>20638860

Long time ago, I discovered a truly awful Mega Man Zero manga. I was learning to write jokes and stuff at the time for fun. So I decided to review this thing chapter by chapter, just like my favorite comedians at That Guy With The Glasses. (Don't worry, I've studied and practiced a lot since then. Completely different writing style now.)

That image was used in Chapter Six to show how happy I was at one of the useless characters about to die. Unfortunately, he was saved at the last minute. I won't link you the review since it sucks, but I'm glad to see that image floating about, before I knew about stuff like Paint.NET.

Ahh the armory. That sweet smell of hoppes #9 and cosmoline that fills the whole place, and all of those beautiful firearms lining the walls. It's a beautiful sight to behold, you almost tear up.

A room you and your father have spent many a day filling up, going over, meticulously cleaning each weapon until it looks brand new. Well, as new as some of them can look.

Ivan's eyes are glued to an SVT40, one with a very nice stock that you'd picked up from somewhere in what used to be Canada. "It's lovely..." He mumbles as he touches the stock lightly.

"I think I'm just good with this..." Bill shrugs and pats the MP5K and sword that he always carries.

You see your G3, freshly cleaned, sitting on the work bench. Still, lots of selection here...

[ ] AK5 with suppressor and Aimpoint CompM4

[ ] Para FN FAL with Elcan Specter 1x-4x sight

[ ] Noveske 14.5" 300 BLK Rogue Hunter with Nightforce 2.5-10 x32 NXS

[ ] G3A3 with Hensoldt Z24 Scope and crosshair illuminator

[ ] AUGa4 with Eotech XPS3 and 3x magnifier

>>20638981
I know next to nothing about guns, but the suppresser sounds like a good idea.

>>20638981
[X] Para FN FAL with Elcan Specter 1x-4x sight

I like FN FALs.

>>20638981
>[ ] G3A3 with Hensoldt Z24 Scope and crosshair illuminator

G3. It has proven itself before. Stick with the known in unknown.

>>20638981
[x] G3A3 with Hensoldt Z24 Scope and crosshair illuminator
Even though the AK5 sounds tempting, we started off with the G3 and we will finish the quest with her.

>>20638902
Fucking A, are those their primary weapons? Cause if they are, I wanna join.

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>>20638981
>guns
>Papa-N's face when

I don't know shit about guns either but lets go with the G3

>>20638916
I'd read the archives, the rewrite will be "cleaned" up a bit comparatively and the archived threads are great

>>20638948
>fucked up high-school
I know how that goes, barely made it myself.

Put an ad in the local newspaper for custom ads/etc? Is there a Finnish craigslist?

The FFL isn't something I'd recommend, I've seen too many horror stories on /k/. Rape, murder, theft. Plus most of the time they get the shittiest deployments to backwater African nations and such. Finnish army isn't looking for people at all? Damn.

>>20638951
Soon. I have some ideas for it already beyond just individual sports and such, I want to make it actually tie-in to the continuation of the real story.

>>20638969
I think I've seen the manga you're talking about, actually. Always interesting to know the story behind each image.

>>20638981
I goofed, the Noveske is suppressed as well, as .300 is kinda pointless without one.

>>20638981
I'm no gun expert since my only knowledge of em comes from vidya but if I had to choose
[ ] G3A3 with Hensoldt Z24 Scope and crosshair illuminator

>>20639045

Papa, how about sidearm choice?

>moar /k/

>>20638981
>Trusty, Ever Faithful G3, suitably outfitted
Sidearm choice please?

Also, we don't have an underslung accessory, do we?

I propose Grenade Launcher.

>>20639199
I propose a flamethrower

The G3 has been with you a long time, and she's seen you through some serious shit. Some people call her heavy, but .308 firepower in a light package doesn't work out that well anyway. She's no sniper rifle, but she can place hits all day at six hundred meters and you've pushed her well beyond that before.

You lovingly pick up the rifle and go about finding your mag carriers, capping off ten 20rd magazines and a fifty round drum. Though that would normally weigh you down, you'll be on a bike for at least part of the journey and you can always leave some behind if need be.

"Go ahead." You tell Ivan, who stops holding back and picks up the SVT and clutches it to his chest.

"Tomoe, here..." You hand her an AK74u, which is about as basic of a gun as you can think of. "It's easier than the MP5 was, I'll teach you on the plane."

As much as you love the G3, you recognize that the mountain might contain passages where a battle rifle would be too long to wield properly, you'll need something smaller as backup...

[ ] Jati-Matic submachine gun (GG-95 PDW) with visible laser sight

[ ] HK UMP .45 with Aimpoint micro

[ ] SR-2 Veresk with Kobra sight

[ ] Glock 18 with burris fastfire II

[ ] FNP .45 Tactical with suppressor and fastfire II

>>20639242
UMP all the way

rolled 46 = 46

>>20639242
>[ ] HK UMP .45 with Aimpoint micro

Can never go wrong with an UMP.

>FFL thread on /k/

Did you start that one?

>>20639242
Let's go with the FNP.

>>20639242
>UMP .45
>SR-2
>FNP .45

Ya killing me here Papa!

[x] FNP .45 Tactical with suppressor and fastfire II

We need something silent.

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>>20639242
[X] Jati-Matic submachine gun (GG-95 PDW) with visible laser sight

>nobody else voting Jatimatic
Y'all beyond gay.

>>20639342
Why would we want to walk around with a big flashy laser? We gotta be stealthy.

>>20639242
[ ] FNP .45 Tactical with suppressor and fastfire II
for when we need to be silent but deadly. Also whats a fastfire?

>>20639385
Makes it fire faster, I'd assume.

>>20639366
No point in having our side arm silenced when our primary AND everybody elses isn't.

Laser sight means we can shoot shit one handed and chop shit with a ice blade form outside the suit on the other arm at the same time.

Don't you know the secrets of MCQC?

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>>20639385
Its a sight.

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>>20639405
nein

small red-dot optic for use on weapons where a full-sized optic wouldn't work.

Pic related, FNP tactical

Man the /k/-quest I wanted to do would be a lot of fun. One-off threads on capturing sealand/retaking Rhodesia/etc

>>20639242
>Jatimatic
Oh man. Where the hell would they have found a bloody jatimatic?

Number one choice, don't even need to see the rest. Just for the trrrrrrrrrrrrr value.

>>20639409
Never hurts to have the option.

>>20639272
No. There's one right now?

Also, voting jatin-matikki.

Why not a Colt M1911?

>>20639423
>>20639433
Neato, then I stick with my choice

>>20639483
yeah

>>>/k/12686603

Also it's always amusing to see screencaps of mine resurface months later

>>>/k/12696110

>>20639490
I like to change things up I guess?

FNP/Jatimatic tie?

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rolled 2 = 2

Well for the sake of getting on with it...

1=jatimatic
2=fnp

>>20639538
... why don't we just do both!

I vote Jatimagic

>>20639538
>Thread about FFL is almost made for me.
Eerie. I'll be reading that. Thanks.

>Tied
Damn it. Why not take both?

Has this been archived yet?

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After much internal conflict, you just can't make up your mind. Weight be damned, sometimes a man just needs THREE GUNS.

So you pick up the FNP along with two extra mags, along with the Jatimatic and four mags for that.

"Jesus, Erik. Three guns?" Bill raises an eyebrow.

"Don't judge me over my fetishes."

Happily laden down with plenty of dakka and ammo, you make your way back outside. Your dad is busy firing up the engines of the big Soviet bird while Jack eats yet more fish. You wonder if he isn't so rotund simply because of his stomach, which must hold some twenty pounds or more of fish judging by how much he has eaten already.

"Erik, come here." Karin waves you over, and once you're close enough, shoves something on your head and stuffs something larger than a brick into a side pocket of your carrier.

"Err..."

"It's a high powered radio, so we can communicate. The battery won't last all that long with constant use, so save it for things that are important. I'll be here with the maps and everything else we have, and I'll do my best to help any way I can."

Even as she berates you about how to use it, statistics and figures you don't comprehend, and other such useless data, she leans against your chest. "Now don't be stupid, get what you need and come home..."

"She means that! I mean that!" Your mother hounds you.

"Alright, I get it, I get it!"

>>20639718
Kiss Karin on the cheek and grab mom's ass.

No wait, the other way around.

Or not, whatever.

>>20639718
>Romantic moment with girlfriend

Ivan's and Essa's parting words are so quiet you can barely hear them as Karin keeps on complaining while she smothers you.

"Well, I guess I'll be off." Ivan says rather awkwardly, fidgeting when he notices you and Bill both watching him knowingly.

"Did I pack you enough food? You remember everything you needed?" Essa frets, staring down at the impressive basket at his side. Ivan nods simply.

"Then, um... I'll be waiting for you..." Despite her red cheeks, she stands up on her tip-toes to plant a kiss on Ivan's cheek (he had to crouch down a bit for that to work). She lands back down and looks around at everyone watching, before lowering her head so her hair hides her face.

The air is quiet. Too quiet.

"Time to go find a magical sword!" You exclaim quite suddenly, planting a kiss on Karin's forehead and almost slapping your mom on the behind. Re-acquiring target...

"Ow!" Karin jolts forward from the impact, "What the hell was...."

But you're already sprinting up the ramp and into the An-26, feeling both giddy and so nervous you might lose your lunch if you aren't careful.

"I can still talk to you over this, dumbass..."

Ah shit, you forgot about the radio...

The big craft takes its sweet time climbing to altitude. There's quite a ways to go yet, the flight quite a long one even before you'll have to drop below radar altitude. While you're not sure how to pass the time, the others seem to lack that problem.

Ivan, realizing this might be his last opportunity before donning the radiation suit, has gotten to work. That work being downing copious amounts of vodka, along with handfuls of home made food. He offers both around, but the rest of you don't have much for appetite. Except for Jack, who sees that there is no fish and declines.

Tomoe, having brought a sleeping bag and pillow along, has chosen to curl up on seat next to Bill and fall asleep. Probably a smart thing to do, but you don't think you could fall asleep no matter how hard you tried.

"So what was that thing about fat slimegirls?" Bill finally asks, after messing with Tomoe's ears enough to confirm she's quite out.

"Well yeah... See, slimes are basically made of water and protein, right? Well I've heard that if you, you know, give them a lot of "protein" and a lot of water, then they get fat. Just stuff I've heard." You laugh, scratching your neck before changing the subject to how much the seats suck.

Better they don't know about that time you purposely went on a mission just to see what happens when you give a slimegirl as much protein as you could produce in six hours in that hotel jacuzzi. You have a SLIGHT fetish for "curvy" slimegirls and wanted to see how far you could take it. "Uwah! I've never jiggled this much!" She'd said.

Not something anyone on this plane, or anyone else you know for that matter, will ever find out. You'll take that to the grave, even if it's an early one.

>>20637081
this is pretty late but got a download link for that?

>>20640065
http://www.filestube.com/a/all+you+need+is+kill+download

>"Uwah! I've never jiggled this much!"

Oh Papa-N.

All too quickly, your dad has the plane on a swift decent until you're flying alarmingly low. You're glad you've known him long enough to know how skilled of a pilot he is, otherwise you'd be even more concerned. Which would be pretty fucking concerned, because you're seriously freaking out, man.

"This is too low!" You point out the cockpit side window, "We are LOWER than these mountaintops!"

"Eh? You're not one to usually gripe over flying low, or dangerously for that matter." Your dad cocks an eyebrow.

"Yeah, not on my jetbike because it can do that kind of shit! This old Soviet rustbucket? Not so much made for this kind of thing!"

"Yer goona haff ta tough it out, laddie, we've a long ways ta go."

Blahh, I need to get some chow and stretch my legs. I'll continue when I get back from eating. Been munching on uncooked spaghetti and it just isn't keeping me going.

Needed some pickles and whatnot to go with this vodka too

>>20639987
>"Uwah! I've never jiggled this much!"
Yeah, I failed my monthly save vs. fetish... Let's see how this one goes.

>>20639873
hnnnnngggggg

>>20640251

>uncooked spaghetti

Ew

>>20639987
Now this raises interesting question.

What was Nadine going to answer to the original questions?
1. "How does a slimegirl even get fat?"
2. "Why would they be any louder than a regular ol' slimegirl?"

Because if our Ice cream man has his story all to himself and has never told it to anyone....

>>20640351
Eh, it's not that terrible.

>>20640219
Breaktime folks - Go to the store, grab some doritos and some pop, maybe some harder drinks.

>>20640384
It is though.

>>20640505
I'm certainly not saying it's good, either.

>>20640117
>Document removed due to copyright infringement
>in original japanese
>Document removed due to copyright infringement
meh, oh well

Papa-N, when will you return to us?

>>20641209
I have kidnapped him. You may have him back when I finish this glorious mug of coffee

>>20641209
In a few, just finishing up my dinner and making a Churchill martini

>>20641233
How do you make a Churchill martini? Add a cigar?

>>20641347
"I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini." - Churchill

>cigar
Gah, I wish. Been avoiding anything that might prompt me to buy a pack again. Quitting smoking for the 4th or so time... It only ever gets more difficult.

>writing~

>>20641374
Ah, a man after my own heart.

So what is that, 5:1? 6:1?

>>20641402
1. Pour gin into glass
2. Glance over at vermouth, see that it is there on the shelf
3. Drink glass of gin

A long ways to go? That doesn't even BEGIN to describe it. A long ways would be one thing, this cannot possibly even remotely be described as such. This is "a long ways" big ugly cousin who has long black chin hairs, wears wolverine boots, and can bench press more than all but a few guys at the gym.

"Fuuuuccckkkk...." You groan, trying desperately to get comfortable, to no end. Ivan and Bill have at least found some comfort. Bill having somehow magicked himself into the sleeping bag with Tomoe, she now snoozing gently against his chest.

Ivan is sprawled out in his bearform, snoring loud enough for you to hear while spooning the SVT40.

Your dad and Mad Ray Jack are busy sharing war stories, most of which you've heard from your father. Jack's stories all seem to, in one way or another, involve salted fish of some iteration. You aren't really following along.

"Come in, Snake. This is a sneaking mission."

"...What do you want, Erik?"

"What panties do you have on?"

"..."

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Oh this is great! I leave to go stand in for someone at a BSA event, get IHOP with the family, and when I come back BOTH quests I'm following have been paused and the threads I was participating in are still alive.

In the meantime, who wants fat slimegirl?

>>20641437
>last second refresh
Damn my luck!

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>>20641472
That's different from certain other imagination.

>>20641492
Well, I never said it was humaniform. Although now I think I should have posted a gelatinous cube...

Oh right, Papa, picked up the STALKER collection the other day. Got any mod recommendations?

Despite a few repeated attempts, you never do get an answer to that.

Instead, with one final bank, your father signals to wake everyone up. "We're almost there, you'd better get ready."

You do exactly that, getting a few grumbling complaints out of Bill. Tomoe awakens without further comment. Ivan blathers something in Russian and looks disgruntled and half-asleep, now sitting upright and rubbing his face against the SVT.

Unzipping the large duffel near your feet, you begin to pass around the radiation suits. Bulky, heavy, and disturbingly unwieldy, you wonder how anyone got much done in these. The filtration system on the mask alone is enough to make you balk, connecting all the way around to a substantial backpack unit. It takes ten or so minutes of curse-ridden struggling to get it, and the rest of your gear, on as comfortably as you can. Which is not comfortably at all.

"I don't think these things were made for combat..." Bill comments dryly after belting up his sword.

*snerk*

Tomoe, hand to her face, has turned away and appears to be attempting to stifle her laughter.

"What?" Bill asks, turning toward you, "What?!"

"The hat, Bill. The hat."

The Incubus, pausing for a brief moment in time, removes his hat with an air of finality. As he sets it down on the seat next to him, he does so with longing eyes.

"Quit being so melodramatic, you don't want it irradiated, do you?"

"...No..." He relents.

>>20641492
>dat healthy slime
I did not expect this, but I will welcome it wholeheartedly.

>>20641518
Oblivion Lost

Reminds me, need to slap Stalker on the HDD again now that I've cleared out my chinese cartoons, doujins, and vore pictures to the externals

>>20641548
>Oblivion Lost
Okay, go go Google search.
>looking for description
>Find a Fallout 2 mod instead
What the ever loving shit, someone ported STALKER into Fallout 2.

"...Ivan, you need to suit up too."

"What? The vodka protects me, ya?"

"No... No, that's an urban legend."

Ivan bearly manages to squeeze his massive frame into the suit, which manages to contain him, if only bearly. On the rest of you it appears rather normal, on Ivan, it's nearly skintight.

"You guys need to drop anytime now, we can't risk getting much closer to their radar, or flying into the irradiated zone." Your dad informs you, and dutifully all of you start to pack up. You're not sure when Jack suited up, nor how he found a suit with tusk protectors, but it happened.

The ramp drops on the big An-26 and it becomes incredibly hard to hear anything but the rotors and wind. You grab hold of the dirtbike even as you adjust the large pack on your back.

Mad Jack jumps first, just leaps out with a "cheerio!"

Ivan follows next, then Bill and Tomoe together.

You ready yourself and take a deep breath. For as much as you enjoy flying them, you've never been one for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

"Erik!" Your father calls out, and you turn around to look, "Make it back."

You just nod. That's all you had to do.

Then, you're falling.