YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

New Generation A? Huzzahs all around!

Goddamnit, and I never managed to get around to reading the last one, yet. Guess this is gonna go on the "things to read later" list too. With all those Katawa Yandere threads.

Awwwwww Shit son! Generation A all up in this bitch right here!

Off... Off...

Brow furrowed against the golden crown, you ponder. The peasants didn't have a particularly bad harvest, so it can't be that. Surely there's more than enough grain and fish to last all but the most unforgiving of winters. Still...

Spinning the haft of your axe lightly in your palm, you reach for your drink and toss it back entirely. As usual, it is as good of a brew as any of the Frost kingdoms. Plenty of it to go around, too...

"Garund!" You call down to your general, who instantly turns away from his boisterous cluster of officers to face you.

"My liege?"

"I... Is..." You start but find your mind clouded. What were you going to ask him?

"How are the borders?" You finally manage, gesturing toward your drink again in order to seem nonchalant.

Garund's single remaining eye locks on you for a brief moment. Long enough to convey his concern. Perhaps he thinks you drunk.

"Well enough, I should think. We've had no trouble from the east in quite some time, I believe the construction of the latest bastion beside the river has quelled any notions of trouble from those mutts."

"Good... Good..." You nod. Though not a moment after, you place a cold palm to your forehead and close your eyes.

Another hand falls to rest upon your own, and you shift in order to look. There had been little doubt in your mind as to whom it would be, as though it could be any other. Your beautiful wife, queen of the realm... Suyettar. How could you forget her name, if even for a moment? Something is not right with you tonight.

She brushes her long, pale grey hair out of her eyes and smiles down at you. Those captivating orbs of sea blue locking softly with your own.

"Perhaps you should retire for the night?" She coos soothingly, but the words do nothing to abate the sensation of wrongness you can't shake.

God fucking dammit, I will never get caught up at this rate.

...proceed.

Today is a Good Day.

>>21358347
>liking KS anything
>liking yandere anything
I can feel only pity for your wretched soul.

I find it amusing there are multiple people not caught up after enough time to thoroughly read the archives multiple times since last thread.

Ahahahaaaa, YES. MORE GENERATION A.

I've been waiting for this.

"I'll sleep when I'm good and ready. Call the girls, I think it the ale, perhaps. Have them bring mead." You command, word alone law. This is your kingdom, and the king does get what the king desires.

Though your queen hesitates for a moment, but eventually her face breaks to a smile. "Certainly, my love."

As she rises from her seat beside you, it gives you time to think without her looming about you. Perhaps it is her beauty, or her presence, but when she's right beside you, your judgement becomes clouded. Those tomes of old kings were not wrong, a woman on the battlefield could lead to foul things indeed.

The further Suyettar gets from you, the more level headed you seem to feel. And all at the same time, all the more weary that something is amiss.

[ ] Consult with your general, Garund, and his trusted officers.

[ ] Your sorcerer, Indir, might have some insight into your troubled mind.

[ ] Call your servants. They often have a keen nose as to the happenings of your kingdom.

>>21358552
I keep putting it off, dammit.

>>21358515
>not liking best dere

>>21358552
Busy time of year for everyone, I imagine. Has been for me.

>>21358586
When are you planning your next thread? I didn't make the last one but I'll try for this one. Schedule has been all kinds of FUBAR lately.

>>21358614
[X] Call your servants.

Servants. Servants know fucking everything. They may not be the smartest or the strongest or the bravest, but if something is up then one of those sons-of-bitches knows it.

>>21358614
[x] Call your servants. They often have a keen nose as to the happenings of your kingdom.

>>21358614
Call the mage! Er, sorcerer.

>>21358614
trust not the sorcery, surely this must be a matter of steel and might, consult the general and the staff

>>21358614

Call the sorcerer, but inflict sucking chest wounds if he acts shifty.

>>21358515
Only cowards don't choose the yandere route.

>>21358644
Going to be this week, for sure. I am willing to take reccomendations, considering your encouragement convinced me to start it in the first place. And, y'know, you named the damn protagonist and all.

Rolled 2

1=sorcerer
2=servants

?

Rolled 2

Why can't we just call them both at once? I SMELL AN ORGY.

Call the wizards. I suspect the woman is a witch.

>>21358690
Just let me know when it starts, I'll try to be better about checking my phone while on shift.

Without making an effort to rise, you yet again lazily gesture for your servants. Again, the same girl approaches with the same ale, but you keep on beckoning them over. After a moments confusion, you suddenly have four very nervous servant girls standing in front of you.

"M-my liege?" Asks the youngest of the group, and you can't help but notice that kind of bravery. They clearly think you intend to scold them, perhaps worse.

"I wish to speak with you in confidence. You'll mention not a word of this to any other. Not Indir, not the queen, no one. Am I understood?"

Swallowing audibly, the young girl with a deeper shade of blue hair kept in a modest braid nods, "Yes, my liege." The others quickly follow suit, each sounding yet more nervous than the last.

"Something has been bothering me, tonight, and I've yet to place a finger on it. You girls certainly see and hear things, things that perhaps even I do not. Tell me, little doves, have you any such whispers to share?" You lean down close to them, resting your chin on the end of your axe, shifting your eyes between them. Not a one meeting your gaze.

The girls shift even more, squirming uncomfortably under your gaze. That alone tells you that there's something more amiss here than you'd perhaps thought. With a pained look as the other three single her out, the youngest turns back toward you.

"The queen, sire. She's been acting terribly strange. I...!?" Her mouth freezes, jaw going slack, as the spike of iron juts out from her forehead.

"Erik, Erik, Erik..." Suyettar tuts, shaking her head as she pushes away the corpse. "How many times must you dismantle my work? Are you not happy, are you not satisfied? Again we have to start from fresh?"

>>21358992

Knew there was mind magic and shit. And of course we're not satisfied. There's only one type of monstergirl in here. Variety is the spice of life.

>>21358992
Silly girl, of course Erik's not satisfied with an ice bitch instead of a glorious cow/snake/whateverthefuck.

>>21358515
KY is pretty entertaining, bro, you should try it.

>>21358552
I am way too lazy.

"Guards!" You shout, leaping up from your throne and gripping the worn wooden handle of your axe. An axe that belonged to your father, and his father before him. You know its weight as much as your own, but often steel is little match for magic.

"Guards!" Again you howl, furious. But still, no movement from the table, nor from beside your throne. The room, once bustling and boisterous and loud, now deathly quiet.

"Garund! Your men dare ignore their king?!"

The general just watches you, face as blank as the rest of the room. Not a one stirs as Suyettar approaches while you retreat a step, hefting the weapon and setting your feet.

A savage grunt, and you wing the weapon with all of your might, as you've done hundreds of times against foes who should seem a hundred times more terrifying than she. Yet not a one has ever made your blood run so cold.

Her lips move faster than your iron, and the axe, heavy and fierce, turns to a rotten branch before shattering against the floor. Not ornately carved wood inlaid with the finest icegem, but a floor of rotten boards mostly curled.

"Foul witch!" You grimace, reaching to your left to unsheathe the sword at the side of a traitorous guard. He makes no move to stop you, and once you have the blade out, you swing it mightily. The blow caves his chest in, the brittle clay crumpling under the weight of the stick in your hand.

A throbbing, biting pain sears your mind as, all at once, things start to come back. In pieces, chunks, nothing firm, nothing solid. You aren't even sure what's real.

"Calm yourself, my love!" Suyettar cries, her hands grasping either side of your head before submerging it in her bosom, "There's nothing to fear! Simply Indir and his tricks!"

Yes, she's right. Indir does love his jokes, but all sorcerers are such a mad way...

"That's right. Just sleep. Sleep and when you wake up, all will be as it should..."

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Fuck.

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Rolled 20

Real men play papa-n threads with dice on at all times

>>21359170

Only something unpredictable can save us now. We must motorboat her.

As it should... That thought... You can't help but feel something is missing. Though what could be missing from this place? King of your realm. Loving, beautiful queen at your side, caring enough to let you rest your head in troubled times. Ah, how comforting her fingers feel as they run through your hair...

Though you aren't particularly lecherous, you do turn your eyes down toward her ample breasts. Ones you often find yourself yearning for, to uncover, to snatch at your whim.

"My poor, poor king. Let us retire for tonight, no? Let me sooth your troubled self." Suyettar continues to carcass, to placate, her voice lulling you away from worry. Even as you watch the guard of clay reforming, chest puffing back out, new sword at his side as he stands post, you feel calm.

But this isn't right, is it?

[ ] Run

[ ] Fight

[ ] Surrender

>Other?

>>21359270
[X] Fight
Not losing our kingdom to some scheming whelp of a girl.

>>21359170
[X]Fight.

With motorboats. Then freeze the boobs and smash them.

>>21359270
>continues to carcass

Anyways, do >>21359249 then RUN.

Rolled 17

>>21359270
"JUST FUCK ALREADY"

[X] Fight

We fight. Never give in, gut her like a fish.

>>21359270
[x]Fight!

It's the thing Erik's good at.

Right?

No. No, this isn't right. Something is missing. Something about you is missing. Getting caressed to sleep? In a situation like this? Instead something primal comes to the light, resurfaced after what feels like a century subdued.

"BbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbBbpppppppptttttttttttttt!!!!!!" You swing your face back and forth rapidly, smacking yourself on either side of the face between those voluptuous moneymakers.

And suddenly your world becomes very vivid. Vivid, and very... Real...

"What in the actual fuck?" You blink once, before leaping backwards, well aware of a certain few things now.

First and foremost, that you are not, in fact, a king. As much as you'd like to delude yourself into thinking so. Second, that thing in front of you is clearly not you're waifu.

Third, the swordsman stance you're making now, footlong branch clutched like a rapier, is making whatever SHE is, laugh.

"Amusing, Erik. Truthfully amusing, no doubt. Ah how long it has been since I got to play with someone of your caliber, how long indeed. But make no mistake, little boy, you will be my pet. Even if it takes another two days, I'll have you as happy as a puppy as you lick my toes."

You bristle as she takes a step toward you, brandishing your pathetic weapon as though it were a destroyer of worlds.

"I'm sickened..." You shake your head, matching her steps as she begins to circle, "but curious."

"Hah!" You shout as you swing the mostly rotten quasi-cudgel. Suyettar moves easily, as though light as a feather, completely avoiding your attack.

Where's that ten pound boat anchor of polymer and steel and twenty rounds of "fuck you" when you need it? You glance around...

Nowhere in sight, perfect.

>>21359583
Didn't we get two side-arms/backups/whatever-is-the-fancy-word-for-another-gun just for these kind of situations?

Well, not exactly for this kind, but still. Backup plans B and C.

>>21359583
Oh god, that was perfect.

The fuck is this crazy bitch? Use Ivan's Obrez and blow her face off. If that's not there either, use the branch as the internal support for an ice axe.

You don't take your time to quickly plug your ears with caps of ice, to keep her songs out of your head. Much to your dismay, that doesn't stop the floor from trying to grab you by the ankles. You're left doing a bizarre, hopping dance as you do your best to avoid both the clutches of Suyettar, and of the earth beneath you itself.

"Just give in, there's no hope of you besting me. Certainly not with THAT!" The witch cackles as you again try to connect with the wooden "weapon".

Despite yourself, you certainly can't help but feel that she might have a point. You're reminded of playing a game where the floor is lava and you cant touch it, and then you spin the dial and "trip" into a skirt... Perhaps you're confusing games, but that isn't important right now.

Desperately you search for something, anything, that can help you right now.

You're a good deal taller than she, longer legs, too. If you got moving, you could probably outrun her. From there it's either a choice of up, or down. Though with tunnels being tunnels, either one could take you to the surface or toward the bowels of the mountain beneath.

You do spot a row of weapons, heaped in a thick layer of dust and set against the far wall. This was a Frost fortress, after all. A few spears, an axe, and a mace.

There's also your own ability. Mastery of ice. Though considering the situation, you aren't sure just how effective that might be. You've never exactly gone head to head in a magical deathmatch.

[ ] Run toward tunnel upwards

[ ] Run toward tunnel down

[ ] Run for weapon rack

[ ] Try your ice abilities

>>21359779
Get some weapons.

>>21359779
>[ ] Try your ice abilities
Make a spike that skewers her

>>21359779
Get a proper weapon. They're probably designed for use with the ice abilities as well.

>>21359779

[X] Run for Weapon rack.

get a weapon. That frost armour was designed to work with your abilities, the frost weapons probably are also.

>>21359583

Fucking foxes man. Nothing good ever comes of fucking foxes.

>>21359779
>[] See if there is a tail of some level of fluffiness to touch.

>>21359897
That's a blatant lie. Fucking foxes is a very rewarding experience.

>>21359779
Go for the mace, use ice powers to add more spikeyness to it,

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this be erics way?

>>[X] Run toward tunnel upwards

Time to get the fuck out of dodge. We probably can't beat her before she has a chance to re-mindfuck us.

Grab weapon, use ice abilities.

Isn't the whole mountain filled with water content? Freeze the air and just crush the bitch.

Rolled 13

>>21359779
Check your taint for Ivan's Obrez

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>>[ ] Surrender

Because this is my fetish.

>>21360250
Getting an early start on the hue I see.

>>21360250
Surrendering but saying that we'd be a lot better pet if our fatal illness was cured might be a way out of this.

Yeah, you have long legs, but whatever the fuck SHE is, you don't think she'd care. Running now would just be exposing your backside to her, and that notion doesn't settle well. Better to stand against her with whatever you can find, at least go down fighting if that's how it's going to be.

Twisting your torso to avoid a clawed hand, you make a hard dash for the rack of old weapons. Your hands both meet something solid, which you clasp before you're forced to jut out of the path of yet another blow. This one appearing far more serious. Claws rake against the side of your head, barely kissing the flesh. She's trying to open your ears up, one way or another!

Leaping back, you raise your arms up defensively and find yourself with an axe and a mace. Both of which appear to have seen far better days.

Both of which are engraved with the same ice-like flowing gem that you found on the Frost armor. Armor you really wish you had right now.

Suyettar no longer appears to be playing with you. Her coy eyes have hardened, long claws replacing once regal nails. She must have realized her songs wouldn't get through to you, and decided to resort to far less civil methods to subdue you.

She's certainly welcome to try.

The weapons in your hand glow as you channel into them, the grooves, full of that strange jewel, growing to a vibrant blue. Ancient relics that appeared little more than tattered remains just a moment ago now feel hefty, up to a challenge.

Good, you intend to put them through their paces.

Rolled 17

>>21360290
does that gem mean they react to our ice powers like the armor did?

>>21360222
But before starting your fight, there's just one last trick you have to try. Maybe you'd somehow managed to stash a three pound rough-edged cut down rifle between your anus and ballsack.

As Suyettar watches, eyes of growing disbelief, you set aside the mace and reach into your pants. Aha! You extract a...

Doughnut. Hmm... Doughnut. Another doughnut. Cock-ring. Doughnut. Primary weapon mag. Twinkie... Damn! That's all you had stashed down there!

>>21360332
>four doughnuts
I... I don't want to ask why we have pastries in our ass.
Are they frosted at least?

>>21360289

Wait are we in a Chinese fox story or a Japanese one? Cause if it's China she could become a kickass waifu who will diligently cook, pray to our relatives, and eviscerate our enemies. Japanese? Yea we're probably getting our soul eaten.

>>21360332
>Doughnut. Hmm... Doughnut. Another doughnut. Cock-ring. Doughnut. Primary weapon mag. Twinkie... Damn! That's all you had stashed down there!
.... MC has a bag of holding for an ass?

>>21360356
Chocolate.

>>21360369
With sprinkles.

>>21360363
It worked for MAID QUEST.

Rolled 15

>>21360332
Maintain eye-contact. Take a bite of the donut to show that you mean business

>>21360363
It was his taint, not his ass

>>21360332
Offer the twinkie as collateral for letting you go free

>>21360385
I didn't think MC had one of those. Well life and learn.

>>21360375
>ice man
>not frosted doughnuts
Come on guys, I thought you were chill. Don't freeze up when someone makes a cool pun.

>>21360401
Of course he has a taint. Every man has a taint. Some refer to it as a gooch. That space between your balls and your anus.

>>21360412
oh great, someone is gonna start pun wars. at least this thread was ice for a little bit

>>21360426
chill the fuck out, people sperging out over a pun or two is why we can't have ice things

>>21360438
no need to be so cold. Attracting attention to shit posters puts far more threads on thin ice than actual shit posting

>>21360426
Just give them the cold shoulder and chill out, man.

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>>21360356
But who in their right mind would frost a cak... doughnut with their butt?!

The sound of ice cracking is more or less a unique sound, and it permeates the air as the steel of the weapons becomes encased in it. The blade and mace head growing to twice their respective sizes. Enough to put you at ease, facing down what is probably some ancient Finnish horror the likes of which you cannot possibly understand? Maybe not. A good start? Yep.

"Ah, so you intend to resist, than? Pity, Erik, pity. You would have made such a good toy, would have known pleasures that would shake the very foundations of your world. Such a waste." Suyettar shakes her head, unkempt hair full of split ends and knots. Even her beauty was a facade. Though you think that if she cleaned up a bit, she might not be half bad.

But after dodging two spikes of iron aimed right at your chest, you aren't sure there's anything she could do to make herself attractive to you. Nothing short of full on ceiling bondage, at least.

1d20 for icefight

Rolled 10

>>21360500
Come on not-fuck-up!

Rolled 12

>>21360500
Sorry, but I already have a girl at home, who is like the most brilliant mechanic ever. Also occasionally has a snake tail. far sexier than thou

Rolled 8

>>21360500
bracing for inevitable crit fail and hue

Rolled 16

>>21360500
ice the bitch

Rolled 6

>>21360500
plznohue

Rolled 1

>>21360500
May Hydra bless these dice.

Rolled 4

>>21360533
You motherfucker. We're not even dancing!
Roll to undo.

Rolled 10

>>21360500
Tell her if she cleaned up a bit she wouldn't look half bad

Rolled 14

>>21360533
BRACE YOURSELVES

Rolled 12

>>21360500

Probe with verbal warfare during the fight. See if we can find anything to break her spirit.

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Rolled 16

>>21360533

Rolled 13

>>21360500
Luck be a lady (with a great bust and Dat ass) tonight!

Rolled 15

>>21360500
FUCK YOU WHORE!

Rolled 20

>>21360500
DICE GODS HAVE MERCY ON OUR TENDER ASSES

>>21360588
Again?
The dice gods really are into anal, it seems...
>rctally Scottish
Stop that captcha, it's weird.

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>>21360548
>undo

With every ounce of might you swing your weapons, lashing out again and again. Each time, the witch merely shifts position, easily, as though knowing your every movement before you've even made it. Even being the essence of peak physical condition (lie), you find yourself winded and breathing hard.

"Finally had enough, Erik?" Suyettar giggles, batting eyelashes that might have been cute at one time, "Well then, perhaps it's my turn, no?"

A torrent of wind unlike you've ever experienced shoves you hard, your own feet failing to stay rooted to the ground as it lifts you and tosses you toward the far wall. You collide with a shout and clang of weaponry. Eyes clamped shut against the pain, you're only vaguely aware that you've dropped both your weapons. You're in too much agony to even care.

"Well well, Erik. What a quandary. Whatever shall I do?" Suyettar tilts her head to look at your slumped body, before licking her lips. "I think I know just the thing."

>>21360675
HERE COMES THE HUE

Rolled 10

>>21360675
Shit yourself. It works in prison.

>>21360675
>it begins.jpg
All aboard the huetrain, last stop before rapetown and THERE ARE NO BRAKES.

>>21360675
Bracing for vore.

>>21360675
HUE tiem nao?

Rolled 15

>>21360751
HUE SOON STALKER
>when?
NOW

Rolled 16

>>21360533
see, this is why you don't bring jokes specific to other quests into other quests.

The pain is replaced by somewhat of a dull ache, at least in your head. As though something cool has slipped itself inside, as though something has...

"Invaded? You're correct."

A voice, sweet and teasing, right inside your brain.

"Now let's see... Ah, interesting! What do spidergirls eat? Hmm... What indeed?"

You peel open one eye, finding yourself barely able, quickly wishing you hadn't. Suyettar isn't there anymore, at least, not like you'd seen her before. Instead, eight legs clicking against the soft boards below, she approaches.

"You look... Delectable..." She smiles. At that moment, more than any other, you wish you were just back at home. Maybe even in bed, even if it was only 9 at night.

"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!" Suyettar laughs, before two mandibles latch onto your sides. As you're slowly pulled closer, you faintly feel at ease. After all, there's no way she can fit you inside her mouth. At worst, some light biting. Maybe it will turn into nope there's some kind of maw opening beneath her lady parts and oh gods you're twelve and what is this?

The sensation is almost like entering a warm bath, but head first. And the bath is full of slime.

And your skin is melting off.

Despite the sickening sensation, your hips are somehow moving on their own as you're slid along a rather soft wall inside her now. Unable to help it, two days worth of semen makes a glopping noise as it fills her insides.

"So this is how the great Erik goes out, eh?" You think to yourself, well aware now that most of your skin is gone. Funny, you'd always thought you'd end up dying in a freak auto erotic asphyxiation accident. You know, a hero's death?

As the last light of your conscious fades, you wonder why you couldn't just follow the damn train. All you had to do was follow the damn train.

A day later, you're spit back out. Now, though, with significant changes.

"Breasticles? What is this?" You gawk, molesting yourself even as you try to steady the eight legs underneath you.

And that's how Elise got her start before finding her way into the League of Legends.

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>>21360879
Ok then.

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>>21360854

This wasn't my fetish. Rewind.

>>21360879
I find myself slightly disappointed and not-at-all turned on by this. I blame Corruption of Champions.

>>21360981
Speaking of which, the thread we've got on that today is insane.
We may have made Aku an encounter, in the form of an elder ass elemental.

>>21360981
Quick, Add some dicks to it Papa-N

>>21360981
>>21361010
>>21361016
Gentlemen, polite sage for off topic, but I must remind you that this is not a CoC thread. This is Generation A.

>>21360879
Elise sucks.

>>21361035
Right, sorry about that.
Hurry up and post, Papa. You better use that 20 up there.

>>21361035
Whoa dude, I only blamed CoC for ruining my ability to be shocked by much of anything. Perfectly on topic.

>>21360854
>>21360879
I was hoping for HUE vore times. I was not disappointed.

Smack that mace right up her vajayjay.

Rolled 9

>>21361269
Forgot my dice.

Having a slow day today, N?

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>>21360981
Hmm, maybe I'm getting soft. I'll have to redouble my efforts next time. Clearly lacking centipedes.

>>21361046
I wouldn't know, waiting for her to show up on a free rotation. Not like I'm any good at LoL anyways.

She might not be half bad, but you're certainly in no frisky mood. Mostly because you're tired, hungry, and on the verge of complete mental breakdown if you don't chiki briki this bitch here and now.

Each swing of yours connects with one of her own. Ice and steel against rock and iron. She's strong, you certainly know that now. Maybe not physically, but her magic is something else entirely compared to your own. It's as though the world around her reacts to every note of her song.

Even when you nearly land a blow, she somehow manages to counter. Sheets of rock jut upward to protect her, gusts of wind repel you back. Tiring, and incredibly frustrating.

"You bitch! Why won't you die!?" Snarling, you aim right for her head, only this time, you find a little more luck on your side.

The mace connects, but just barely. Suyettar's head jerks down from the blow and she stumbles backwards, lashing out blindly with both sets of claws, through you're well out of range. When she looks up again, you see that half of her face is caved in. Where blood should be oozing if not spraying out, squirm a host of bronze yellow maggots.

The witch shouts something, more furious and twice as loud as before, and you're tossed with almost explosive force. Landing hard on your own chest knocks your breath right out of you, but you still struggle back to your feet, now a good distance away from the flailing, howling witch.

>>21361453
BITCH WHERE MAH FRIENDS

>>21361453
>maggots everywhere
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! Now kill it with fire! Or ice will suffice!

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Rolled 11

>>21361453

Wait a second, she's not a monstergirl at all! She's just a monster that looks like a girl!
....
There is no place for this abomination in our world. Remove it.

>>21361046
No she doesn't, people just suck at her.
It was the same with Zyra. Giver her time.

>>21361453
She's acting like a goddamn mary sue!

Quick, see if you can plant some landmines!

>>21361453
Ohgodwhy she's some kind of hivemind thing.

There is water content in the air, in the rock. Freeze it, crack the rock with it's expansion, and bring the goddamn ceiling down on her.

>>21361453
Bitch needs more chiki brikiing. Get on it, Obrez style.

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>>21361540
>Robert Frost reference

>>21361353
I made the mistake of eating day old Mongolian beef after class and I have been paying dearly for it ever since.

You're close to both tunnels now, up and down. Just a few feet away.

Suyettar is making no motions to come at you (bro), but instead screaming in a language you don't know as she appears to be trying to stuff the maggots back into her head.

"What did you do with my friends!?" You grimace, raising the weapons again, readying yourself for the second round.

Instead, completely opposite what you were expecting, Suyettar sinks to the ground. The witch, grasping at her head, begins to make a crying moan. Loud, pained, and grating on your eardrums even through the ice. Maggots squirm their way though her fingers as her hands cease trying to force them back inside.

You're left standing, all fired up and ready to go, not knowing exactly what you should do.

[ ] Finish her. Fatality. Liu Kang wins.

[ ] NOPE. Go up / down

[ ] Startle the witch

[ ]>other

>>21361631
>[ ]>other
Now that she's vulnerable, go into her mind and make her our pet.

>>21361453
Freeze her then make multiple fuckhuge fires. Break her into small frozen chunks and melt -> burn her in different fires. make sure to do anything involved with the brain/heart/hands in different fires and never together.
>We Black Company now

>>21361631
startle the witch

>>21361631
>[ ] Finish her. Fatality. Liu Kang wins.
Dont just fall down, bitch! this is..... MORTAL COMBAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>>21361631
>>21361664
>Other
By fire be purged!

>>21361631
>Startle the witch

What could go wrong?

>>21361603
The alternative was not making a Robert Frost reference. I don't think I'm capable of that.

>>21361631
This is more pathetic than anything else, but any kindness and she goes full yan. I say observe and then move.

>>21361664
>We Black Company now
...If I ran it would you play?

>>21361631
Fling the mace at her and book it. She's going to explode into worms or something, I just know it.

>tongues,and gallyOn
Or into those.

>>21361631
Start freezing her legs in preparation to smash it with the mace and turn it little chunks of scattered ice.

Ask what she did to our friends, keep on repeating the question louder until we get the answer.

Rolled 20

>>21361659

I am intrigued by your ideas sir, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Rollin to dominate.

>>21361698
Nothing wrong with a little yan.

>>21361750
Inceptionquest is a go.

>>21361750
And a natural 20. Only good can come of this.

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>>21360879
>Breasticles

>>21361750
OHBOY HERE WE GO

>>21361750
>I do not have a spittake image that can properly encompass my reaction to this.

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>>21361750

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>>21361750
>what I was expecting
>what I got: nat20

huh. welp.

Do you want the evil ice witch as a pet?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

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>>21361750

>>21361750
No one man should have all that hue.

>>21361659
>>21361750
>>21361864

I throw my support behind this initiative.

>>21361864
[Y] Yes

You ALWAYS regret not finishing her. FATALITY

>>21361864
Can we put an adorable little fluffy collar on her?
If so, hell yes.

>>21361864
fuck yes

>>21361864
I guess it'd be a waste to back out now. Do it!

Rolled 15

>>21361864

[x]Yes. Make it so.

>>21361864
Yes. On a leash of course.

>>21361864
This can only end in HUE. And maggots. Not sure about that second one, but I support the HUEnitiative.

>>21361864
Yes in all fields.

>>21361864
We can reform her! Or at least punish her when she does bad things and spray her with warm water.

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>>21361864
We can't back down now.

>>21361864
I'm not sure.

How would we explain it to Karin?

I doubt "She followed me home can i keep her?" will fly

>>21361946
Set her up with centibro

>>21361708
It's a mage fool! We don't know if it's cantrip based so even ripping out the tounge and cutting off the fingers isn't a guarantee we wont be blasted onto a conveniently angled spear.

>>21361809
Rub your chest to massage dem chesticles. everyone has them.

>>21361864
make it so Papa-N. We must have delicious witch vore on demand

>>21361946
I think she'll be too overjoyed about us not dying to worry about us bringing a witch home with us.

Besides we can always use the puppy-dog eyes and she'll relent.

>>21361973
the witch or karin?

>>21361987
the witch. karin is ours

>>21361987
The witch, clearly. Karin is our waifu.

>>21361998
It would be cruel to do that to her after making her a pet.

>>21362013
And what did we do with the vampire bat?

>>21362021
We didn't make her a pet, we just set her up with ivan

>>21362021
Used her as a masturbatory aid in front of Karin and our assorted loved ones?

>>21362032
I hope Ivan's okay. If he doesn't come back Essa's going to be crushed.

>>21362021
That was more we didn't want to be a living bloodbank than anything else.
And she's a friend, not a pet.

>>21362063
I dunno, I wouldn't have minded that so much. Batgirls, man.

If we have witch pet can't it teach Karin how to use her innate magic powers? Also, a second set of hands that knows the mountains would be pretty baller.

You approach with the utmost caution, both weapons raised and fully ready to strike. Should she make even the most slight of a threatening movement, you'll bring down the hammer. Well, axe and mace, but you digress.

Suyettar continues to groan, writhing on the ground, maggots now crawling away from her in every direction. You stop just short, still not sure at all what to do.

She sure seems a lot... Smaller...

No, she definitely has shrunk some.

"You got that messed up by a single hit? I thought you were like, the final boss, or something?" You scratch your head, gazing down at the sobbing witch-girl-youaren'tsurewhat.

"You hit me with a mace! Mean to kill things! What did you expect?!" She glares, turning away from you and curling into a ball, "Just leave me alone...Huh?!"

She flails as you grab her under the arm and lift her to her feet, her full height now significantly less than your own. Fierce little eyes turn to glower up at you.

"Where did you take my friends?" You ask, lowering yourself slightly.

"Nahaha! As if I'd ever tell you, I'll let them... Nguh?!" Suyettar cowers back, clutching her forehead with both hands. You retract your finger for another strike.

"W-wait! Don't bully Suyet... Gya!?" She shrinks lower after a second flick, eyes welling with tears, "Nuuhhh... Ok! Ok! I'll tell you!"

Wait a second. There's no way. Could it possibly be...?

"Dun na na naaaaaa!" You exclaim as you lift the flailing witch above your head.

Ancient evil loli obtained. Wat do?

"Don't you want to free your friends first? And put me down!"

Oh yeah probably that.

>>21362062
>she has to start spiking her bloodpacks with vodka to get the taste right.

>>21362154
Friends, and the obrez that may or may not have been nestled in your taint at some point.

>>21362154
My heart... my heart!
Hnnnnng-

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>>21362154
>Dun na na naaaa

>>21362154
Best loot drop ever.

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>>21362158
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
You are not starting this shit again.

>>21362158
I said the same thing last time this subject came up.

She'd probably spend all day curled up in one of his massive coats because it still smelled like him.

>>21362154
I have looked back upon the decisions and rolls that led to this, and have determined they were THE BEST ONES EVER.

>>21362154

After we get our friends ask her about the sword. If anyone knows where that mystical metal bitch is, it's her.

Also, are we keeping the frost weapons? Those are some pretty wicked-cool weapons.

>>21362262
While we're at it, we should search around for ancient engravings that teach us how to shout things to death.

>>21362154
Get friends. Show them evil loli witch/pet. Have the biggest shit eating grin.

>>21362262
Hell yes we are. There's no way we are leaving here without some magic weapons. Enough for the whole family.

>>21362226
no.
>When she cooked for guests she'd wear his giant apron, which would nearly touch the floor, and always make 1 giant portion too many.

>>21362277
I wonder if ancient loli witch might have any info on what we need to deal with ice core issue.

>Ancient evil loli obtained

Now we can be the vorer instead of being the 'vored.

>>21362236
That they were, my friend.
That they were.

>>21361750
Thank you, sir.
I do not know your name, but you are my hero.

>>21362282

>Enough for the whole family.

Now I just imagine little Ice Snake bro slithering around with a too-big helmet and an axe he can barely swing claiming that he is the Ice knight.

Let's go rescue Ivan while carrying our ancient evil loli under our arm. If anyone asks what's up jsut tell them we're just taking our loli for a walk.

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>>21362309

>>21362365
That's adorable.

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>>21362154
Huh. She changed quite a bit in those few minutes I was sketching this.

And now my head is full of vivid images from childhood dreams. All those nights hacking and running and waking up screaming. The maggots were a new thing.

Well, iIt's 3 am in the morning, so it's not like I was planning to go to sleep anyway.

"Nooooooooohhhh!" Suyettar howls, squirming and shaking her fists, "Stop! I hate it! I hate it!"

"Shut up you strange once-maggot-filled little girl witch monster thing! You'll just have to put up with it!"

"But it huurrrrtttssss! You're ripping me apart!"

"So quit struggling! You're only making it worse for yourself!"

"It's killing me! It's killing meeee!!!"

"Oi." You stop suddenly, jerking on the leash lightly with the free hand holding it, brandishing the mace in the other, "Quit whining."

"It's mean!" Suyettar huffs, jerking on the leash connected to the black collar you'd dredged up in a chest near the weapon rack. You aren't sure WHY it was mixed in with various table legs, but you think you can venture a guess.

"Don't care, whine more, keep walking."

"Guhh... You're terrible..."

Ignoring her bitching, you continue to prod her along with the mace when she slows down too much. It had only taken a moment and another flick to the forehead to get her to start leading you toward where she said she imprisoned your friends. Along the way you'd learned that she'd had you under her spell multiple times over a two day period, though you put up a persistent job at resisting, which had eventually accumulated in this.

"By the way. Whole reason I'm here is to try to cure this crazy ice cancer I've got going on. Don't suppose you'd know of some cure, would you?" You ask, and Suyettar slows to a stop. She raises an eyebrow, before sticking out a tongue.

"As if I'd tell youuuhhhhlehgggooooo!!"

You release your hold on her tongue and with a whimper she covers her mouth.

"I dun knowh nuffin..." She glares.

>>21362309
can you screencap all Ivan/essa badends from the last couple threads? I know if I try i'll fuck it up.

>>21362422
Maybe she doesn't know the sword is the cure. Ask her about the sword specifically.

>>21362440
NO. Let's not hint at our best bet for a cure to someone who was just trying to kill us.

>>21362422
dont know nothing? so you do know something

>>21362422
Try to charm her with a hug and a head rub. We must get her to join our party willingly now that we have our foot in the door. She might even be able to teach us the magic she knows to augment our skills.

>>21362309
She'd probably wrap her wings around her and curl up in a big fluffy blanket to feel like he was still hugging her, it wouldn't be the same.

>>21362422
>leashed loli
...I didn't think that was one of my fetishes.

>>21362480
Yeah.
Stick and carrot. Or what ever it's called.
Both mean and nice.

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>>21362419
>few minutes I was sketching this
I am gelatin

I don't think she turned out as terrifying as I'd hoped, sorry. Glad to see you made it. Drink the nightmares away with me, I'm out of vodka but I have gin and bourbon.

>>21362495
We've all learned something today.

>>21362422
.........I can already tell abusing her is going to become one of our favorite activities.

No matter what is necessary to convince Karin to let us keep her, we must do it.

>>21362532
Gin and tonic reporting. I have decided upon a new rule for my thread. Whenever the protagonist drinks, so do I. There is no way this can POSSIBLY go wrong.

>>21362541
Let Karin use her as lab rat? Could work, her being all mad scientist.

>>21362582
She could help with translations maybe.

>>21362567
I'm pretty sure he ended up drinking a bit of slime in >>21360854
I know a guy who can hook you up with something similar, if you want.

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>>21362541

Abuse you say?

>>21362602
This is going to go over well. *Walk up with a loli on a leash*(can't believe i just typed that) "I can explain..."

>>21362532
I wish. All I have is an empty bottle of whiskey.

And she is kinda obscure witch monster, so to actually think that she is scary you'd have to know about her first.

And can't help but laugh after reading my childhood nightmare getting into a leash.

>>21362541
Hoo boy.

>>21362660
>halfway though, spinning on a chair
How the hell is that abuse. That's fucking fun as hell.

>>21362660
the fuck is this from?

>>21362652
And in contrast to this, the protagonist of the quest I run is a rampaging alcoholic, and proud of it.

.....COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

>>21362716
Woop Woop man, how have you not seen this?

>>21362716
This video hold the answer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Oom5r-cWY

>>21362730
I haven't seen it either what is it?

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>>21362753
Why hello there.

>>21362730
Not every 4chan visitor is actually into anime. Strange but true.

>>21362753
New Kyoto Animation series called Chuunibyou. Based on a book series, about high schoolers who had/have wild delusions of grandeur. Pretty fucking hilarious.

>>21362716
>>21362753
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
and the OVA for the novels is Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai Lite

"Yeah yeah. Keep moving." You lightly tap the mace against her backside, which puts a little more spring in her step. Though she's comically undersized for the dress she's still wearing.

"Over here." She pouts, folding her arms and stopping near a hole in the wall. Keeping an eye on her as you reach in, your fingers are greeted by a familiar sensation of worn polymer. Elated, you pull out your trusty G3 rifle and, smiling, sling it over your back.

"Happy now?" Suyettar puffs out her bottom lip.

"Only slightly, now take me to my friends." You jerk on her leash and with a "Wah?!" She's pulled along behind you until she manages to get back out in front.

Squeaking and squealing any time you tug on her leash or tap her with the mace, you have her lead you down winding passage after narrow tunnel. Each more dingy and stagnant than the last.

"You put them down here?" You balk, shaking your head.

"I didn't want them to interrupt us..." She scowls, refusing to look at you.

>>21362768
>>21362660
No spoilers please. I have this downloaded but haven't had time to watch it yet. Only things this season I've managed to keep up on are GuP and ImoutoxOniichandick. I'll have time to watch tomorrow, though.

>>21362784
Sounds interesting. And yes I came here for /tg/ foremost, /co/ secondly.

After yet another series of twists and even a corkscrew hall that descends violently down, you find yourself facing a large door, bolted with a steel rod from the outside. A steel rod at least ten inches in diameter, nothing less would be able to contain a werebear of that magnitude.

Though you're no slouch and you do even lift, you struggle to pull the bolt back. It grinds and screeches along the door before finally, with one last grunting pull, you manage to open the door.

You dive back immediately in order to avoid the jets of blue fire that roar out from the crack, and not a moment later, a whirlwind of claws and frizzled fluffy tails comes screaming out of the door.

"Gah?! It's her! Only she's.... Small...." Tomoe stops just short of full on obliteration as Suyettar takes cover behind you.

"E-Erik?" Bill groans as he pulls himself out through the door frame. He looks like complete shit, bags under his eyes, unkempt hair."

"Sup horndick. What's going on? Caught myself a loli while you freeloaders were sleeping." You brandish the leash and give it a slight tug, much to the dismay of Suyettar.

"Erik, it's Ivan... He's..." Bill bites his lip and shakes his head, "He's dead..."

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>>21362867

Hairclip is the best Chuu2

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>>21362883
MOTHERFUCKER.

>>21362883

Bitchslap him.

"Thats MY shtick. No stealing!"

>>21362845
Do we have anything nice to give her? Like candy from our rations? We need to induce stockholm syndrome stat. Maybe get her some nice clothes and build an extra bedroom onto the house for her.

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>>21362883

>>21362883

Yeah, dead drunk!

>>21362883
Bull fucking shit on an ac-130

>>21362883

>"He's dead..."

I REJECT THIS REALITY.

>>21362867

>ImoutoxOniichandick

...what series is this?

>>21362845
>"I didn't want them to interrupt us..." She scowls, refusing to look at you.
All of my daww.

>>21362883
....................................................................................................
............................................

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>>21362883
and i'm off to drink & sob uncontrollably for a couple hours now.

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>>21362883

>>21362883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o19CaOSuD8

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>>21362883
HE'S GETTING UP ANYWAY.
AND IF NOT, THE LOLI DIES.
SLOWLY.

>>21362883
"But then who will I share this Frost Vodka with?"

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>>21362883

>>21362883
Loli, what did you do with Ivan?

>>21362883
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. OH GOD ITS CHESNOKOV ALL OVER AGAIN. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE MAGNITUDE OF THESE SADS.

>>21362883
whelp, im out
wake me up when its Z&W again
RAGEQUIT: THE QUEST

Are we going to have to kill a witch?

>>21362883
We need to fall to out knees, throw our arms into the air, tell god his days are numbered, and choke the loli.

>>21362883
Well... Fuck. And here I thought I'd pitch a song-with-sex-spell-for-lyrics when they get back...

>>21363024
Rage so righteous that it brings Ivan back to life.

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Guys. GUYS.

This is Bill and Ivan we're talking about.

>>21362925 has the right of it, they're FUCKING WITH US.

Rolled 18

>>21362883
KILL IT. KILL THE WITCH.
ROLLING TO SEE HOW PAINFULLY SHE DIES.

>>21363048
That's pretty painful.

>>21362883
"Looks like someone else is going to have to do something with this ancient frost vodka recipe then. Pity."

Rolled 7

>>21362883
No.

I refuse to believe this.

Roll to disbelieve

Rolled 13

>>21362883
rolling to intimidate the universe into bringing bill back

>>21362883
"Bill, if you keep lying like that your horns are going to grow like Pinocchio's nose.

>>21363072
Bill's right there, you have succeeded. Ivan however, is another story.

>>21362963
Oh, that one, it's "Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai Yo Ne" according to SanCom. "Even if you are my brother it's okay that we're in love" is the full English translation. Basically imouto-rabu-oniichan and no other redeeming qualities.

>>21363048
Being a bit hasty there. He could have died before they even got to the mountain. He could not actually be dead. We worked hard to get this pet and there's no sense in wasting it.

>>21362883
"No he's not."

>>21363092
We found his gun in the caves, with nothing around but the witch and no signs of struggle.
She charmed him, and killed him. There is no doubt in my mind.

>>21363048

No fuck you, she has some explaining to do first

>>21363127
We need to interrogate her first

>>21363088
So it's yet another incest show by Japan.
Therefore nothing of value.