>twelve-foot lich

Fucking hell man, he doesn't even need to jump to dunk.

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You shut up and jam, son.

Negotiate/appeal to his sense of grandeur to be given time to travel the world, gathering a team of the most slammin' knights and heroes from across the realm to make a truly jam-worthy game.

Then challenge him to a friendly, no-stakes 1v1 to see where our respective skills lie, and valiantly swear to improve when next we meet.

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Hah.

Come on and slam, you bony-assed motherfucker.

>>22464072
>two hours of cloudly sunlight per day
>farmlands that can support a village
0/10 immersion ruined

>>22464185
IT HAS FUCK TONS OF HEDGE MAGES!

Okay everybody please calm down and take your designated seats

It's time to have our anual fucking stupid retarded /co/ thread in /tg/, please remain calm and be patient, everybody will get a chance to discuss this idiotic subject and post their useless opinion untill this thread dies out of desinterests, it's maxed out full of answers or the batmanfags ruin everything with their usual "batman would cross dimensions in a surfing dick and make a slam so jammy all universe will be restarded"

>>22464226
They're...fungus...farms.

>>22464185
NEVER HEARD OF MUSHROOMS YOU PUNK

>>22464233
wat

Rolled 18

Those points I took in Basketball were well worth it.
I roll to dunk on him.

>>22464233
>Batman
>Not Kotomine

Where the FUCK is my SLAMMIN' KOTOMINE

How am I supposed to REJOICE IF I CAN'T EVEN SLAM AND GET DOWN WITH THE JAM.

>>22464233

Oh, die in a hole, you elitist prick.

>>22464263
Just disregard the lunatic and continue.

Ranged attack roll to three-point that fool.

Rolled 5

>>22464268
HELL FUCKING YES
Now rolling for well-timed music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMX988Xqi8

>>22464268
AWWWW SON, WE JAMMIN.

>>22464165
This.

This will be the slam to end all jams.

Rolled 19

>>22464268
Rolling for the lichnomancer's opposed Basketball check

>>22464268
>>22464387
FUCK

>>22464387
SMITE.

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>>22464387
So close, yet so very far away.

Today is not the day you save the world, anon.

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>>22464387

>>22464387
He mage hands the ball as it rolls around the net, it descends onto his outstretched palm across the court and in a chilling, soul tearing voice the lichomancer says

"My turn"

Rolled 4

>>22464449

With a soul-crushing jump, the Lichnomancer leaps across the court. His skeletal legs propel him at speeds enough that the edges of his robes catch on fire.

>>22464511
Uh-oh. Lichtripped.

Obviously the defender's backboard is the lich's phylactery. All we need is a dunk strong enough to smash it.

Rolled 11

>>22464511

He slams the basketball into the net, but it bounces off the inside rim and it's heading towards you, roll to catch!

I tell that lichomancer that I hope he doesn't have an spells with verbal components prepared.

Because it's time to SHUT UP AND JAM.

Rolled 14

>>22464511
That shit gon get snatched, son.

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This thread.
I love you guys.

>>22464533
You, sir. I like you. Very much.

Rolled 5

>>22464511
I chant the ancient wisdom of the temple, as taught to me by the Priest of the Jam, the Man of the Lake.

"He Who Controls The Rebound Controls The Game."

>>22464559
Man, I need to start reading Slam Dunk.

Rolled 20

Goddamn, you guys need some divine intervention.

Like, Bill Murray or some shit.

Rolled 1

>>22464559
The lich begins an invocation of his own, one that you can only recognise as beginnings of the mythical chaos dunk.

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>>22464585
HOLY SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gObpDYqBB34

Rolled 15

>>22464585

CRITICAL SLAAAM ROLL TO BREAK THE BACKBOARD

>>22464585
>Nat 20 for Bill Murray

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN.

>>22464585
HO DAMN.
We pray to Bill Murray almighty for help, even though his light has not been seen in this world for an age.

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>>22464585

>Divine Intervention
>Bill Murray

>20

>>22464592
SHIT SON! LICH GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

>>22464592
The lich has no hope!

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>>22464585

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>>22464585
>>22464592

> Dat 20
> Dat 1

>>22464592
SHUT UP AND JAM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkOj5DAJu2A

IT BEGINS.

Rolled 7

The lichnomancer screams with the voice of the thousand-toothed banshee as the backboard explodes. As you land amid the bits of broken bone, he stares at you.

"Bill Murray." he snears. "You were the Chosen One, once. I see now you have been reincarnated. So be it."

He snaps, summoning another board. He takes the ball and rushes for the basket...

Rolled 11

>>22464585
>>22464592
So this is the way the world ends?

Rolled 6

>>22464676
No chance, lichbitch! Using our new divine powers we snatch that ball!

Rolled 15

>>22464676
ROLLING TO STEAL AND 3-POINT SHOOT

Rolled 5

>>22464676

DEFENSE! It's in the dictionary: under D-E-F, E-N, S-E!

Y'know, at first this sounded like the setting of the Black Company books.

Then it went somewhere entirely more awesome.

Rolled 5

>>22464674
This fits so well it's not even funny. All we need now are the mechas.

Rolled 3

>>22464710
YES.

>>22464710
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE 3'S?

Rolled 3

SLAM

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Rolled 10

We need to give him our spirits, our energy, our SLAMS!

Rolled 15

>>22464771
no no, SLAAAAM.

Rolled 10

WE MUST UNLEASH OUR POWER

Rolled 9

NOT THIS TIME BILL

CHAOS DUNK

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you hit that motherfucker with

A

CHAOS

DUNK

Rolled 9

>>22464795
MURRAY STEAL.

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I have trained for this day for 400 years.
Come at me, nooblord

>>22464795
>>22464807
Your equal powers meet and cause a devastating explosion.

Rolled 10

>>22464805

i fucked up like Sir Charles shooting a free throw

BUT THE ROUND MOUND OF REBOUND CANNOT BE STOPPED

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Rolled 3

TRANSFORM INTO MEGA-JAM MODE

Rolled 15

>>22464826
YOU AINT GOT SHIT, SON

Rolled 15

>>22464815
BRING IS ON!
and we atatatatattata this shit like fist of the north star into a 3 point half court shot.

This is the best thread I've been a part of. Thank you /tg/.

>>22464851
Funny you should mention that, for this is truly the music for the final battle at the world's end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

>>22464810
>Master Yi
>Not Vi
>2013
Do you even Piltover Enforcer?

>>22464795
>>22464807
As Bill Murray and the Lichnomancer clash, each using everything he has to gain control of the ball, an almighty explosion of orange lights up the sky, the ground shuddering and buckling under the sheer amount of jam that had been unleashed.

The dust slowly settled, revealing...

>>22464870
The asshole was right about one thing - this is usually /co/'s thing.
But, as we've shown time and again: once you have /tg/, you don't need the other boards.
>feworks ehrlich-arthur
I think our opponent has a name.

Rolled 9

"You wanna jam? They call me the slamma jamma, bone-head!"

File: 1357627525151.gif-(1.21 MB, 640x480, GhostDunk.1.gif)

Rolled 11

I SHALL HELP YOU, MY MASTER

BEHOLD THE POWER THAT LURKS BEYOND THE GRAVE, MORTALS

May this Dunk be the Dunk that Slams the chains of Tyranny!

Rolled 2

>>22464888
Bill Fucking Murray standing alone on a pile of bones and discarded clothing that used to be the lich.

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>>22464872
>not Battle for Everyone's Slams

Rolled 1

>>22464903

Rolled 12

>>22464903
OURS IS THE DUNK THAT WILL SLAM THE HEAVENS!

>>22464921
Damn.

Rolled 8

>>22464895
"A'ight, so you think you can use your magic to dampen my game? You tried to fail me, but you can't derail me.

Rolled 7

>>22464921
Bill Murray, on his knee's, the lich standing above him cackling as his body lights up with dark chaos energy.

>>22464924

Derp, link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8ZqVGzDXQ

Rolled 16

>>22464921
>>22464925
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Rolled 7

>>22464936
"See, you keep hittin' me with that but I keep my feet about me. I might not be slammin like I normally do, but this one's just for you."

>>22464941
It was a clever diversion, Bill Murray uses the lich's own hubris to defeat him, grasping the ball and SLAMing it straight up his bony torso.

Rolled 12

FUCK THE POLICE!
And by the Police I mean the Lich!

Rolled 5

>>22464956
"You're wearing me out with all those spells, bone-head. You think you're some sort of wonder, but it's time to bring the thunder."

Rolled 15

Fuck this.

Rolling to assist Bill Murray in the Slams!

Let's slam you cockless carbonized sonovabitch!

Rolled 19

>>22464941
It was just a clever diversion, Bill Murray uses the lich's own hubris to defeat him, grasping the ball and SLAMing it straight up his bony torso.

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Rolled 3

>Suddenly a lone martial artist gets a hold of the ball, passes dunk ghost and...

>>22464972
>>22464984
Huzzah!

Rolled 2

>>22464981
"This old bastard nearly got me beat, but we'll see how he takes this heat."

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>>22464511

this thread is going places

Rolled 3

>>22464972

You forgot to roll.

>>22465001
>>22464984
No I didn't.

Rolled 10

>>22464990
wait, forgot music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBtLDlnn17k
surprisingly good movie

Rolled 12

>>22464992
"There's just one more left in the jamma, I've got to drop the hamma."

Rolled 16

>>22464838
KEEP BALLIN NIGGA

I TOOK OUT B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT TOO

Rolled 17

>>22465015
"Hey, bone-head! Looks like I broke the spell, this time we'll see who rots in hell!"

Rolled 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B2F2hiHxTE&playnext=1&list=PLDB85DD3363C267FD&feature=results_video

Rolled 7

>>22465043
"The jamma is bringin' it, meanwhile you ain't got shit!"

official thread song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

Rolled 6

We explode in a laser light show only to reveal our true, purest form. FOR SLAMMIN AND JAMMIN

>>22464990
I need to watch this and Shaolin Soccer.

Have we defeated the bone head yet?

Because I'm starting to think it's about time we brought the jam to the other boards.

Rolled 12

"ENOUGH!" cries the lichnomancer. Dark tendrils of energy form around his skeletal fingers. "BEHOLD - THE MYSTICAL, FABLED CHAOS DUNK, WITH WHICH I SLEW YOUR PREVIOU LIFE!" Thousands of bony tentacles form up from the dirt, each with a mouth that chants a Latin choir as they wave in the icy wind. "WITH THIS BALL, I SNUFF OUT ALL HOPE - AGAIN!" He tosses the ball from the three point line...

Rolled 11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO4XPHGwdW0

Rolled 11

>>22465062
"Cheap shot, rot-face. You knocked the jamma back down, but let's see how you deal with this you clown."

Rolled 6

>>22465132
"Thought that would get things back in my favor. What's that, bone-head? You over there seein' red?"

Rolled 8

>>22465127
HE CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE JUMPS, JACK THAT SHIT NIGGA

Rolled 15

>>22465127
OH NO YOU DON'T.
Roll to slam his face though the other net.

Rolled 12

>>22465146
"Ah! You really are mad, ain't ya? That's what happens when you face a balla!"

>>22465127
Push the ball so it rebounds off the board and comically flings into the opposite basket. Even if we can just Mage Hand to do it.

>>22465103
Kung Fu Dunk really isn't that good. I watched it last week. It's just...not that good.

Rolled 2

>>22465127
Create our own basketball of energy and throw it at the one in the air. Hopefully the resulting explosion will knock him on his ass and we can score.

Rolled 14

>>22465171
"You think this is a struggle? Bone-head, this is a slaughter, no way you can take it when my game gets hotter."

Rolled 6

>>22465127
Slap that shit out of the air.

>>22464925
>>22464921
Bill Murray and the Lichnomancer, standing at opposite ends of the court, one surrounded by a golden light, the other by an obscene darkness. The ball slowly falls to the ground between them as their eyes remain locked. Time itself seems to have slowed.

Then it happens. The Lichnomancer breaks the staredown, and darts towards the ball with a blinding speed, a speed which shocks even Murray. With a screech that sounds like a soul being dragged to hell, the Lichnomancer takes the ball. Bill Murray can barely react, his opponent a blur of shadows and blackness, coming directly for him. He must not lose, but it appears he has given all he can, the Lichnomancer flashing past him in the blink of an eye, ready to finish the battle once and for all.

The master of all that is dark leaps, with a grin on his skull and a terrible, fell laughter echoing through the court. The ball flies towards the net with the speed and ferocity of a falling star, the dunk that ends the world coming closer moment by moment, as the entire world grits it's teeth in anticipation.

And then...

Only two of you have beaten his roll!

I think his ball is on target! You've got to stop him from completing the Chaos Dunk! YOU'VE GOT TO! COME ON, CHOSEN ONE!

Rolled 12

>>22465214
"Alright, this is it, all-in. This is the end bone-head, after this someone's gonna be dead!"

1-10, lich wins
11-20, the slamma wins

Rolled 3

>>22465250
I cast smite evil on my dunk

>>22465247
>world grits it's teeth i
>it's
Immersion broken, 0/10, learn basic English next time.

>>22465247
IT'S ON AUTO UPDATE BUT I'M F5'ING ANYWAY! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS!?

>>22465265
Got tired of trying for a 1 or a 20, it was fun to have my own side-game though. Have fun with the thread, folks.

Rolled 6

>>22465247

C'MON REVERSAL!

Rolled 19

WE MUST ASCEND AND BECOME THE LIVING WEAPON OF OUR GOD. BARKLEY, WE ASK YOU NOW TO FILL US WITH THE POWER OF SLAMMIN AND JAMMIN.

>>22465287
>trying to reverse before he even does his roll
Hold yer horses Murray 2, wait.

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Rolled 16

GOD DAMN IT BILL MURRAY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

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>>22465247
>the dunk that ends the world

Rolled 20, 13 = 33

>>22465247
First one for the lich, second for murray.

Rolled 15

>>22465247
The Lich stops in midair. Bill Murray's hand is palming the ball, holding him back. He leaps from the court, bringing the Lich with him as he holds on desperately for possession.
As Murray comes down on the opposite net, he places his hand on the Lich's forehead.
Smite Evil.
Roll to dunk.

Rolled 6

>>22465388
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a 13

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>>22465388

Rolled 13

>>22465395
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Rolled 13

>>22465395
YOU WANNA HOOP, SO SHOOT BABY SHOOT!

Rolled 16

>>22465395
FUCK

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>>22465388
It's all over

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>>22465388

You fool.

>>22465431
>>22465429
>>22465415
>>22465395
The Lich fights back, his dark powers both blocking the ball from passing through the rim into the net and from Bill Murray's righteous might from ending his existence. The two of them hang in the air, each trying to gain a foothold over the other.
You must roll 3 successes (15 or above) in the next 5 rolls to break through.

Rolled 19

>>22465472

Rolled 11

>>22465472
For...the...future!

Rolled 4

>>22465472
MASS DESDUNKTION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOupjXjako

Rolled 20

>>22465472
Rawlin hard. We can DO this.

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Rolled 2

>>22465472
I CALL UPON
THE POWER OF CHILDISH ADVENTURE!

>>22465472
Good old fashioned Beam Struggle. Better charge up.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 7

>>22465472
BY THE POWER OF BARKLEY!

Rolled 14

>>22465491
>>22465492
>>22465494
YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE DAMNED US ALL

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>>22465494
We were so close...

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>>22465491
>>22465492
>>22465494

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See you in 500 years, Lichballer...

>>22465494
Hey I've been trying to find a certain pic. It's of a minimalist art set for classic game covers, and the Earthbound one had a kid's pair of sneakers above the ground. Ever seen it?

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We got dunked....

Rolled 19

YOU THINK THIS IS OVER? HA, TIME TO POWER UP! ROUND TWO, LET'S GO!

>>22465388
It's over. In the blink of an eye, hope that the world may be free of the chains of darkness is dashed, like waves against the mighty cliff, much like it was before.

There is a cacophony of deafening screams and howls, the dead letting loose a twisted cheer for their master. The lichnomancer slams the ball into the net with a force like unto a god, the chaos dunk having been performed for the first time in 500 years. There is a moment of silence, before an almighty wave of evil is unleashed upon the realm, crops and animals dying in its wake, a rain of blood pouring down, thunderstorms and earthquakes ravaging the land as the end of world begins anew.

Bill Murray can only stand and watch as everything he fights for falls through his hands once again, his body broken and his will, fled. The game is over. The dark one has triumphed over good. He feels his power waning as his body begins to crumble, the power of slam abandoning his frame, being drawn to the lichnomancer.

They lock eyes once more. The lich, grinning, the flames in his eyes growing more intense by the second as he begins his apotheosis, taking his place as the dark god of the Jam. Murray, with a look of grim resignation, utter defeat. As he falls, his lips curl into a half smile, as if to say:

"This isn't over."

>>22465575

Lichnomancer here. It's over.

>>22465575
You don't get it, do you? We lost! There is no round two! Not for another 500 years!

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>>22465590

>>22465590

Rematch, winner takes all.

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>>22465590

And so it ends. Perhaps in another five hundred years, Bill Murray. But I doubt it.

>>22465590
He didn't even play against Barkley. What a coward.

Rolled 5

Skeleton Murrey stands up and challenges the Lich to a rematch

At that moment, Bill Murray realized that he truely was, after all, a Loony Toon, and was infused with the power of two dimensions.

>a long camera shot
>in the top left, in the distance, the Lich of Jam stands, in his black robes and flame-embroidered black B-ball shorts, dribbling the moon, which leaves slight trails of blue
>in the bottom right, much closer to camera, we see the back of Bill Murray reincarnated, knees slightly bent, ready to act.
>the court is a garish scene, about to erupt with the fury of good versus evil

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>>22465616
>>22465663
>>22465683

ITS ON.

File: 1357630582943.jpg-(11 KB, 150x200, harold_ramis.jpg)

Rolled 19

Maybe one day, a Harold Ramis will come.

"Another... Will rise..."
Raise finger to the heavens. Beam of light shoots down on Murray, he's gone in a flash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awkUfIjl1R0
He who fears no lich.

The court is a cruel mistress.

That morning, Bill Murray woke up. Victory would be his, no matter how many times he would have to repeat this day. The Groundhog Spirit had given him this gift, and today was the day he would use it for.

The Lichnomancer would not be able to win.

The forces of Good...do not always triumph.


Let's come up with a name for this B-ballin' lich. I'm thinking Skull Jam.

>>22465779
This. There is no beating Bill Murray.

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Rolled 2

>>22465708
"Bill might have been a jerk, but he was our jerk.
Now it's time to show this prehistoric Lich how we do things downtown."

>Murray
>Hudson
>Ramis
>Berkley
>???

vs.

>Lichnomancer
>DJ Phylactery
>Veca
>???
>???

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Rolled 16

>>22465823
>rolled 2
SON OF A BITCH, IT'S LEVIATHAN ALL OVER AGAIN.

>>22465840
>DJ Phylactery
Oh god what. Hahaha. It's been so long since we've had a good rap battle thread.

File: 1357631482903.gif-(77 KB, 500x291, Slambusters.gif)

Rolled 11

The Lichslammers cometh.

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Rolled 9

>>22465848
Did someone say Leviathan?

PETER WELLER APPEARS.

>>22465840
Pretty sure you mean Murray, Ramis, Aykroid, Hudson, and Moranis.

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Rolled 1

>>22465903
Weller failed to save Ernie Hudson.
Going for the explosive grenade jumpshot!

>>22465960
>Rolled 1

Christ.

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Rolled 2

>>22465960
>>22465973
That could have gone better.
Rolling for OCP?

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Rolled 13

You need step up your game.

Rolled 16

>>22466001
It's on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6mOqV5K6Y

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>>22465995
Well, we ended up with Robocop, but he's hawking chicken to the asian market.
No help there.

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Rolled 16

>>22465973
"Yes, my son?"

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Shas'o Sla'majam will have to save you gue'la now.

Can no human stop this vile ballin' fiend?

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Rolled 13

>>22466065
We all knew the Son of God could walk on water... but who knew he could walk on air?

Could this be a comeback?

File: 1357632735754.gif-(133 KB, 740x379, Can you ball.gif)

>>22466100
obligatory

>>22466147
...Is their more of this?

File: 1357632877221.jpg-(19 KB, 270x360, Jesus_Basketball2(sm).jpg)

Rolled 1

>>22466100
Well, that roll is even with the lich's last, but less than Jesus' first. Looks like it's neck and neck...

CAN HE DELIVER?

>>22466159
Yes but you don't want to read it, the author is a male feminist and he is not at all subtle about it.

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4s_Nltytjg

>>22466173
This Lich is one heck of a ball player.

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Rolled 1

>>22466173
Yikes.

>>22466188

Well he has over five hundred years of experience and at least two chaos dunks under his belt.

>>22466202
>another 1
Hahahahahaha oh wow

Rolled 2

>>22466083
Gue'la, even your gods have failed you. I will handle this foe.

Rolled 4

>>22466238

Lichnomancer here. I roll to throw the ball backwards without looking from the other side of the court.

>>22466255
A CHANCE! HE JUST BOUNCED THAT SHIT OFF THE RIM! SOMEONE GRAB THE BALL!

He may have killed Bill Murray, Charles Barkley, Ernie Hudson, Peter Weller, and Jesus, but surely there is STILL HOPE LEFT FOR MAN?

Rolled 4

>>22466255
And then I grab it and dunk it on your punk, overconfident ass

>>22466228
I know, right.
I'm starting to worry I'm not rolling right...

Rolled 14

>>22466271
>a 4 is higher than all our other rolls
Nooo! All is lost. Forgive me, Ethereals! The Greater Good has not prevailed here!

Rolled 19

>>22466277

Lichnomancer here. I mage hand your fumbled ball into my hand again and reverse-shot it exactly the same way.

Rolled 14

>>22466271
Gentlemen, it's time. We must gather and break the seal we cast on that monstrosity so many years ago. We must summon...
I'm too tired to pick a character.

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Rolled 15

>>22466277
NOT SO FAST, /m/ IS HERE.

I didn't think this would be necessary but.

THE BEST B-BALLER IN TOWN IS JUST PASSING BY.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY

>>22466298
>>22466304
Holy shit, we summoned /m/.

>>22466291
None can beat the Lichnomancer.

I wish a drawfag would handle this. DJ Phylactry in the stands would be perfect.

>>22466324
Just got home. I will begin the illustration now. Might take time.

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Rolled 15

>>22466304
Did someone say... slams and jams?

>>22465683
>>22466338
Like this, and I will love you long time.

>>22466304
Well fuck. Looks like the summoning worked. LET'S GO!

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Rolled 1

>>22466314
Don't worry, /tg/, I've got your back.

This villain has clearly gotten unnatural slamming and jamming skills... with the help of KYYYYOOOOOOOOJI!

TAKE THIS. MY JUKE, MY PRESS, AND ALL OF MY DUNKING! BURNING FINGER ROLL!

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>>22466340
To combat an evil as vile and destructive as the Lichnomancer, we had no choice but to turn to M.D. Geist.

God help us all.

Rolled 2

>>22466375
>these rolls
okay that's fucking IT
i am going to GO UP THERE AND FUCKING PUNCH THE RNG IN HIS SMUG FACE

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>>22466375
>rolled 1

FUUUUUUUU

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Rolled 9

>>22466291
Not so fast little bone man. You may think you've got game, but I INVENTED IT!

Rolled 6

>>22466375
Hahaha! Who is this mongrel? Your fingers are worthless, all covered in flesh and blood! The lichnomancer's bony hand can easily snatch your ball and hurl it into the net, from three-quarters quart. The lichnomancer laughs at you as he does so.

Rolled 5

what if we just punched the lich?

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>>22466384
Clearly, good has no chance to win against the Lichnomancer.
Could Geist be our only hope?

>>22466394
>>22466375
>>22466395
>>22466411
>IT'S ALL LOWER THAN SIX

Rolled 6

we've lost basically everything at this point
the only thing we have left is hope
we still have hope, don't we?

>>22466434

Evidently not.

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Rolled 17

>>22466406
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over me snatching the ball and dunking it in this net right here. Would you care to repeat that?

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Rolled 10

>>22466406
!

Rolled 10

>>22466434
Yes, hope that in 500 years, your next champion will do better.

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Rolled 6

>>22466416
>>22466434
let's do this.

Rolled 6

>>22466434
GOD DAMNIT
THIS GAME IS FUCKING RIGGED
FUCK YOU, DM, YOU MICROWAVED OUR DICE DIDN'T YOU
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU

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Rolled 16

>>22466464
>rolled 6

But it can't end like this...
GEIST FOR DESPERATION PLAY.

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>>22466481
>rolled 16
That's why he's called "Most Dangerous"

Rolled 5

>>22466451
>>22466481
Congratulations! Your desperate efforts have netted you 4 points!

Only 20 left to go!

Rolled 19

Lichnomancer here. I'm just going to throw it softly through the air, one-handed, while I yawn despite not needing to breathe. Nice playing with you guys, but Bill Murray was my only real threat, so I'll see ya 'round.

>>22466530
Daaaaayuuuum...
I hate to say it... but dis Lich got some mad game...

>>22466530
You son of a lich

Rolled 11

>>22466530
Fucking seriously?

>>22464927
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRiNCdqpwzc&list=FLCUPlQfJ6rOavTO7o15TPJQ&index=3

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Rolled 3

>>22466530
Gotta intercept that toss!~

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Rolled 4

>>22466530
>19

HIS FOUL SORCERIES ARE STRONG.

IT'S AL OVER, IT'S FINISHED

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>>22466595
...well poop.

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>>22466530

Did... did /tg/ just get dunked?

I'll be back in a year, Lichomancer. When next the boards align, we will do battle once more to free the land of your evil.

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Rolled 17

>>22466530
Geist is still in the game.

Rolled 14

>>22466616
Quickly, assist Geist! His mad skills may yet save us!

Rolled 14

>>22466631
>>22466616
Yeah.
Nah.
Lichnomancer takes the ball in his left hand, holds it aloft in front of him with Mage Hand, and kicks it, right into the net.

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Rolled 15

>>22466616
He can't stop.

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Rolled 9

>>22466530
The Changer of Ways cannot stand such a one-sided, dominating game!

>>22466613

We didn't just get dunked. We got slammed.

Rolled 17

>>22466631
For some reason I imagined the assistance as coming in the form of a whole stack of midgets that show up from nowhere, jumping on eachother's shoulders and grabbing the ball.
Wierd...

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Rolled 15

>>22466642
>>22466641
He just a soldier.

>>22466644

I know /tg/ is still playing, but by the law of averages we can't lose given infinite attempts. I think, in fairness, we need to accept that the Lichomancer has got us schooled.

Next year, /tg/, our chance will come again. I'll make a note here, I'll make it happen.

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Rolled 20

>>22466653
PUT THAT SHIT UP, GEIST.

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>>22466616
>>22466642
>>22466653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

Rolled 9

>>22466670
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!