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So, having recently seen these videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Nox4gwLBo
I have decided on a goal.
To create the most 'MURRICAN Chapter of Spess Muhroons in the galaxy.
What say you, fa/tg/uys?
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>>22653298
I'm not sure the 40k universe could handle any higher levels of MOTO

On the other hand, this could be hilarious.
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Alright, we gonna do this with the chapter creation rules in Rites of Battle, or from scratch?
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>>22653352
Might as well use Rites of Battle as a starter. We can always re-roll, and its fun to play the justification game.
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>>22653376
Alright, first off is why the chapter was founded.
Somebody wanna give me a d100?
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Rolled 55

>>22653439
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>>22653492

They were made to counter the Tau for being filthy pinkos.
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>>22653439
>>22653492
Ah shit, it's a d10 for that table.
Fuck it, we'll call it a 5, because >>22653503 is too perfect.
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>>22653503
their chapter master should be named McCarthy
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IS IT TIME FOR JUSTICE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWgaCPm9oXQ
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>>22653503
Better yet, they were made to not only counter the filthy pinko Tau, but conquer and beat down worlds that had gone over to the Tau.
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>>22653546
This is fucking amazing.
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>>22653511
What's next?
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>>22653581
A suppression force, to aid in rooting out dissidents and secret Tau-sympathizers, after leading the spearhead of liberation for honest, Emperor-Fearing citizens.
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>>22653589
Next, When was the Chapter founded?
And this one actually IS a d100
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Rolled 81

>>22653618
AMERICA
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Rolled 14

>>22653618
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>>22653642
81 puts it in the 26th founding. They're a relatively young chapter. Fitting as they were founded to stomp Tau.
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>>22653666
And America is a younger nation.

So, what next?
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>>22653642
A new chapter, with new ideas, to define the future of the Imperium!
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All space marines MUST sound like Macho Man Randy Savage and/or Hulk Hogan. This cannot be argued.
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>>22653676
Now to find out their Progenitor chapter!
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Rolled 65

>>22653693
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF THE EMPEROR OUR LORD
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Rolled 90

>>22653693
Fists or Smurfs
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Rolled 6

>>22653693
I say Ultrafaggots, but we let the dice decide.
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>>22653693
Clearly we should just pick the most BRITISH chapter.
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Rolled 35

>>22653706
Red, for the blood of Sanguinus!
>>22653708
White, for the White Scars!
>>22653711
Blue, for the Ultramarines!

A combined chapter of mixed lineage, without discrimination they draw upon shattered chapters to strengthen their own!
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>>22653693
So, it's
>>22653706 Blood Angels
>>22653708 White Scars
>>22653711 Or Ultramaroons
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>>22653706
Blood Angels? Could work - a lowered, more hilarious version of the Black Rage.
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>>22653731
This man wins. He wins it all.
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>>22653706
So have we given into the Red Thirst?

And anyone that isn't listening to this already needs to fix that right this second.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0akddPHZlI
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>>22653731
Dear lord. It's even in the right fucking order.
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>>22653747
Chapter theme found.
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>>22653731
...We rolled RED WHITE AND BLUE

THIS THREAD IS SANCTIONED BY UNCLE SAM AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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>>22653731
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>>22653735
Close combat biking, honor, and glory obsessed?

Sounds cool.
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>>22653759
>>22653756


Oh Jesus you're right. MURRICA, FUCK YEAH
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AMERICAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Nox4gwLBo
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>>22653706
>>22653708
>>22653711
>Red White and Blue

Do you hear that?
That is the sound of Andrew Jackson suplexing probability.
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>>22653803

The Captains need to be based off of Presidents.

One of them needs to beat Tau communist pinko fags to death with a power-cane.
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>>22653693
Color Scheme
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>>22653824
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>>22653830
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>>22653824
Just use the one in HH space marine vids.
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>>22653824
Fuck that. Make it based off the american flag.

top-left is blue and white, everything else is red and white.
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Well...
The Founding Fathers just suplexed probability, so fuck it, they were formed from all three.
So how pure is their Gene-Stock?
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Rolled 1

>>22653845
AMERICA!
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Rolled 44

>>22653845
100% PURE AMERICAN
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>>22653855
PURE AS PURE.

Maybe they were actually part of an experiment - somehow mix in more stable gene-seeds to stabilize the Black Rage. It succeeded... sort of. No Black Rage, but INTENSE PATRIOTIC RAGE.
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>>22653855
TOUJOURS PUR
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>>22653855
100% RED BLOODED AMERICAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
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>>22653855
Me and Daddy Britain still cool, and my uncles is with us, France, Germany and Italy, and we all killahs
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>>22653855
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>>22653855
The dice REALLY want this to happen.
So what's their demeanour?
inb4
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Rolled 7

>>22653903
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Rolled 8

>>22653903
AMERICA!
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Rolled 1

>>22653903
LET'S DO IT
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>>22653855
Drawn from many sources, the Geneseed is somehow perfectly pure, as though the very power of FREEDOM has forged anew the blood of old, a mighty chapter of bastard origins, the blood of nobles born from scattered sons!
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>>22653913
This is so perfect...
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>>22653913
YES.

SUFFER NOT THOSE PINKO TAU COMMUNISTS.
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>these rolls
My fucking sides. Truly, the Emperor is with us this day.
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>>22653913
WE HATE THEM COMMIE XENO TAU
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>>22653913
I cannot even believe this
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>>22653913
Suffer Not the Alien to Live
>>22653914
Sufer Not the Work of Heretics
>>22653916
Swift as the Wind

COMMUNISM IN ALL IT'S FORMS WILL BE CRUSHED SWIFTLY BENEATH THE STEEL WINGS OF FREEDOM!
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>>22653929
GUDDAMN TAU THINK THEY CAN FIGHT CHAOS

THEY'RE STEALIN' OUR JOBS
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>>22653939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et0Bssnm1mw
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>this thread
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So, they hate the dirty Pinko Tau for being dirty Commies and trying to steal their jerb of fightan Chaos.
So, is their any Gene-Seed Mutation?
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>>22653993
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNqUORIFV4I
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>>22653843
Better?
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Rolled 71

>>22654004
HELL NO!
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>>22654004
They're pure, we don't even roll on that table.

We're PURE AMERICAN, BABY
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Rolled 95

>>22654004

Our mutation is AWESOME
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>>22653843
left pad is blue with stars, red and white rest would look cool
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>>22654004
Nope. Pure as fuck.
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>>22654018
Looks like pepsi. Just use the scheme from the videos
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>>22654018
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>>22654027
Shit you're right.
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>>22654037
>implying Pepsi isn't the most American soda
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>>22654043
So we skip ahead to CHARACTERISTIC MODIFIERS!
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Rolled 64

>>22654004
Wait, we have 3 gene seeds, so what are we even rolling against
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>>22654039
take the blue off the arm and replace it with red
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>>22654037
what videos?
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>>22654048
Certainly more american than Commie-Cola with their RED BOTTLES! BETTER DEAD THAN RED!
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Rolled 16

>>22654060
Random tables FUCK YEAH
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Rolled 99

>>22654060
GO TIME!
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Rolled 44

>>22654060
COME ON 1-10
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Rolled 43

>>22654060
FUCK YEAR
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Rolled 73

>>22654061
64 - Lightning Raids - greater agility and fellowship?
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>>22654067
The videos in the op you fool. You know, the thing that spawned all this nonsense.
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Rolled 13

>>22654060
Let's just say we rolled 100 and take STRENGTH and TOUGHNESS
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>>22654067
>>22653794
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Rolled 92

>>22654087
see >>22654070
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>>22654084
SOUNDS LIKE MURRICA TO ME
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>>22654039

Bitches dont know bout my Knights of Liberty
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>>22654061
So lightening strikes
>>22654071
And hypno-conditioning

We murrika alright.
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>>22653298

Out of curiosity, does anyone know the russian music in the second video? It starts when the Commie Bloodletters attack.
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>>22654061
>Shock and Awe
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>>22654084

Lightning Raids - Hit him hard and brutal, and surely the natives will come over to our way of thinking. The Agility bonus will be helpful with all those bikes I guess. And the Fellowship for FUCK YEAH speeches to get the marines pumped.
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>>22654071
>16
+5 WP and +5 Int
Figures of Legend, time to decide who the most AMERICAN men of all time are.
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this thread needs archiving
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Rolled 8

"Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter. But I'm actually a Space Marine who was born to kill, where you have clearly mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Gue'vesa dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving-Slaaneshi-cultists like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up everyday just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie. War is the motherfucking answer."
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>>22653298
Wait, do you mean the "worker's democracy", where only those who work are enabled for democracy usa in the founding years?
Or do you mean the fake democracy, in which the market fundamentalism and parasitism of the rich, manufacturing everything and paying cheap taxes in cheap countries, yet living in luxury in the industry countries usa?
The former would get you raped by the rest of the imperium for being free and being what they ever supposed to be, but never became.
men.
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Rolled 11

>>22654140
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>>22654152
>A battle brother from a founding legion
Brother Washington.
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Rolled 57

>>22654152
Rolling for type of marine.
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>>22654148
Oh shit.
Yes.
Generation Kill exists as a book they all must read. The story of a squad of badass scouts.
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Rolled 52

>>22654140
WE GOT THE TOUCH
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>>22654149
SHUT UP YOU USE BIG WORDS.

YOU MUST BE A HERETIC.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR
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>>22654140

The Moostache guy from Generation Kill.
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>>22654183
You mean Brother-Chaplain Sixta?
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>>22654166
>>22654175
sooo...
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I can see it now.
Chapter Master Conotocaurious
Scout Company leader Teodor Rusevelt
Second Company (Terminator) leader Enjrew Jaxon
Venerable Dreadnaught Efdeyar
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>>22654166
>Chief Librarian
>>22654162
>George Washington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
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>>22654149
He means the masculine American democracy, free of tryhard faggots like you.
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>>22654202

High-Chaplain Sixta, head Chaplain of the American Marines.
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Rolled 40

>>22654209
Obviously they venerate the powerful psykers known as the Founding Fathers

Brothers Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Jackson.
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>>22654175
WE GOT THE POWER
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>>22654225
Can't forget Brother Captain Reagan.
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>>22654175
Librarian Benjamin Franklin!
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>>22654235
Their chapter has three battle cries

THIS ONES FOR BIG RON

HOO YEAH

IVE GOT CANCER
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>>22654224

If Sixta is not the Master of Sanctity in the American Marines, then the commies win.
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>>22654162
WASHINGTON
WASHING-TON
SIX FOOT TWENTY FUCKING KILLING FOR FUN
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Rolled 56

>>22654235
Reagan's not on the Mountain yet.

Though there are whispers that if his next campaign is successful, his face will be engraved upon the Mountain of the Fathers.
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>>22654267

Reagan's a Zombie?
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>>22654060
41-50 is probably the most MURRKA modifier.
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>>22654247
>not 'AWWWWW YEAH AMERICA"
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I bet they work a lot with the Amerigoan Wolverines Guard Regiment.
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>>22654166
>Librarian
That would b e Brother Franklin then, or Brother Jefferson. Not Borther Washington, who was Chapter Master.
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>this thread
>mfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1CdNA6VHgw
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I love this thread.
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>>22654162
>>22654255
Battle brother Washington could not tell a lie, so during the first crusade aagainst the tau, he split one in half, and then reported himself to the chaplain saying he feared that Khorn had influenced him...
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>>22654152
>>22654166
>A Battle-Brother seconded from a previous generation Successor or even the First Founding Legion that provided the new Chapter's gene-seed
>Chief Librarian
So their most venerated hero is Benjamin Franklin? Anybody wanna try and obfuscate his name?
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Wait, what the fuck are we supposed to be rolling now?
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>>22654361
Benjamin Frankitius.

>captcha: cocain stksome
no, captcha, no cocaine today.
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The greatest enemies of the Free Eagles are the Reds. Their first crusade involved liberating the world of Murrka from the Redcoat Tau (what are Tau factions called?) and the Red Tau have ever been the greatest enemies of Freedom.
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>>22654378
>Benjamin Frankitius.
Locked in.
What's their homeworld like? Do they even have a homeworld?
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>>22654280
No, just a Dreadnought.
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>>22654407
>what are Tau factions called?
Septs.
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Rolled 6

>>22654410
ROLL FOR FREEDOM
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>>22654422
Hive World!
Nuyark Primus?
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Rolled 64

>>22654410
We'l see.
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>>22654422
HIVE WORLD
Welp, they can certainly go full industrial like America did during World War II.
What's the terrain there like?
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>>22654410
The planet the Wolverines IGs are from, maybe?
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>>22654455
Nah, gotta let Amerigo Secundus bring FREEDOM to another part of the galaxy.
With two factions FREEING THE SHIT out of the galaxy from one end to the other, eventually freedom will ring from star to shining star.
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Rolled 37

>>22654410
ROLLING FOR 'MERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

THIS IS OUR LAND, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Rolled 50

>>22654451
Urban get
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Rolled 33

>>22654451
Cmooonnnn ocean.
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA BABY
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>>22654465
That was beautiful.
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>>22654471
DESERT!
Welp, at least there'll be plenty of oil.
So what's their relationship with their homeworld?
Gimme a d10.
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Rolled 78

>>22654471
YOU CALLIN' MERICA A DESERT?

HERESY!
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Rolled 6

gogogo
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>>22654410

Their homeworld is NOVA AMERICANA!
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Rolled 1

>>22654480
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Rolled 3

>>22654480
DEMOCRACY
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Rolled 10

>>22654480
Federalism, baby
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>>22654482

Maybe it's more like a Texas Desert.
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Rolled 9

>>22654490
DIRECT RULE.

THE CHAPTER MASTER IS ALSO PRESIDENT.
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>>22654503
WORKS FOR ME
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>>22654490
DIRECT RULE
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>>22654501
Or a Nevada desert. Freest state in the union, baby!
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>>22654509
>Nevada
>Not Arizona
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>>22654509
The Hive is like Las Vegas.
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Alright guys, since they're RED WHITE AND BLUE, do you think we should roll on Table 1-16 (Ultramarines Successor Chapter Organisation)?
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>>22654480
There were trees. But they were cut down because trees are gay.
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>>22654529
Roll on all three and pick the one we like most.
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>>22654529
Or on table 1-17 (Other Successor Chapter Organisation)?
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>>22654538
1-16 and 1-17 basically just determine how Codex Gaystartes adherent they are.
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>>22654549
They follow their own Codex Astartes book, called the Constitution.
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>>22654414
And I'm assuming he suffers from that memory problem Dreadnaughts sometimes have?
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>>22654572
So do we just wanna call it Unique Organisation with no roll, or do we wanna roll and take our chances?
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Rolled 8

>>22654587
Rolling.

Just do it if this roll fails.
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>>22654213
Conotocaurious?
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>>22654600
Alright, fudging that up by one because we're AMERICA, WE DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES!
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>>22654608
a nickname given to George Washington by Iroquois Indians. The name in its original language(s) has been given variously as "Caunotaucarius", "Conotocarious", "Hanodaganears", and "Hanadahguyus." It is translated as "Town Taker", "Burner of Towns", "Devourer of Villages", or "he destroys the town".
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>>22654587
>>22654600
>>22654611
So Unique Organization, following the teachings of the Constitution, laid down by the Founding Fathers.
Time for Combat Doctrine, 1d100 please.
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>>22654652
Fucking sticky "0" key, it's 1d10
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Rolled 3

>>22654652
YEAH
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Rolled 56

>>22654652
Perhaps a d10, as called for by the chart?

NO! FUCK THAT! CHARTS ARE GAY!

AMERICA!!!
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Rolled 10

>>22654652
Yes
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>>22654663
ARMORED ASSAULT!
Thousands of tons of armour and guns
Making it's way through the sand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96hCfLEcDE
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Rolled 3

>>22654652
>shock and awe
SOUNDS PRETTY AMERICAN
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Britfag here. We're snowed in so I can't get into work. I just want to say, this thread is going to make my day.
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>>22654683
Same, God bless Murrica!
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>>22654213

The sounds of battle rang out all around, the PDF troopers taking cover. All seemed lost as the Xeno armoured column and mechanized infantry swooped in.

However, that was when the Second Company arrived, resplendant in their Red, White and Blue Armour.

Second Company Captain Enjrew Jaxon took the lead. "Come on men!" he boomed. "Let's lead a trail of tears right to the heart of them!"

The xenos responded to this new threat with more firepower, a railgun round turning a group of PDF into a fine red mist.

"Damn!" cried out Jaxon. "The tank is trying to kill me, but I will kill IT!" With that he lumbered forwards in his terminator armour, his archeotech refractor shield bouncing plasma fire away with laughable easy. Soon his momentum increased and he rushed at the Hammerhead, Power Cane upraised, before laying into it with a fury. The field of the Power Cane ripped open the side of the xeno vehicle - Second Company Captain Enjrew Jaxon was known for his hatred of tanks, and his skill at killing them. The crew exposed, he ripped his way inside, laying about left and right with his Power Cane while his storm-bolter roared in his other hand, splattering the filthy xenos across the landscape.
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>>22654652
Clearly Shock and Awe, man.
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>>22654663
Armored Assault, these guys love their tanks. Perhaps they have a unique Predator variant, the "Abrams"?
So what are their Solo Mode abilities?
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>>22654620
Badass.
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Rolled 75

>>22654701
FUCK. YEAH.
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>>22654707
Quick reaction is the hallmark of this Chapter.
While in Solo Mode, the Battle-Brother is
considered to have the Lightning Reflflflflfl exes
Talent. At Rank 3, the Battle-Brother receives
a +10 to all Dodge tests. At Rank 5, the
Battle-Brother is considered to have the Rapid
Reaction Talent. At Rank 7, once per game
session the Battle-Brother may automatically
pass any one Agility-Based test (for Opposed
Tests, the Battle-Brother is considered to have
rolled a 01).
Squad Mode attack patterns?
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>>22654707
2 FAST
2 FURIOUS
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Rolled 14

>>22654715
AMERICA
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Rolled 4

>>22654715
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>>22654716
There exists no such thing as too fast, nor indeed too furious, neophyte. Indeed there is not even such thing as "sufficiently fast and furious".
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>>22654728
dis gun b good
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>>22654707
PISTOLS AT HIGH NOON
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>>22654728
>>22654730
Fuck that, tossing these out because 'MURRICA doesn't play by the rules.
Gimme some non-shitty rolls /tg/.
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I'm seeing Abraham Lincoln in some sort of massive chair-mech like Karamazov, done up like he's show sitting in the Washington Memorial, just sternly looking down from his place as he strides forwards obliterating everything. He's clearly a powerful Librarian. And his chair-mech has an axe.
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>>22654715
Pick the most MURRICA one from all three chapters.
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>>22654728
>>22654730
AMERICA IS A MELTING POT, BRINGING TOGETHER THE BEST KILLERS FROM ALL CULTURES.
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>>22654749
Indeed. Don't know what this guy >>22654741 is thinking, in spite of the description that's the mos "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE FREEDOM!" option on there. Gimme a moment to look up your options.
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>>22654748
Nigga, Lincoln be a venerable dreadnought. He died. Once.
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>>22654757
First option, from the Blood Angels:

Fury of sanguinius
Chapter: Blood Angels
Action: Free Action
Cost: 3
Sustained: No
Effects: The Blood Angels possess a fury on the battlefield
that can turn them into wild beasts intent only on rending
their foes limb from limb. A Battle-Brother of the Blood
Angels Chapter may call out to his Primarch Sanguinius to
strengthen his arm and fill him with rage against his foes.
Until the start of his next Turn, the Battle-Brother and those
in Support Range of him add +10 to their Weapon Skill,
Strength, and Toughness, including any corresponding
increases in Strength Bonus and Toughness Bonus.
Improvement: If the Battle-Brother is Rank 4 or more
the bonuses to Weapon Skill, Strength, and Toughness are
increased to +20.
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>>22654757
>>22654782
Second option, from the White Scars:

White scars attack Pattern: Swift
assault
Action: Free Action
Cost: 3
Sustained: Yes
Effects: When attacking, the White Scars are swift and
deadly, advancing quickly and manoeuvring deftly around
their enemies, harassing them at range before closing to deal
the killing blow. While this ability is in effect, the Battle-
Brother and those in support range of him gain a bonus Half
Action each Round, so long as at least one of the actions
they perform has the Movement sub-type (with the exception
of the Dodge Reaction, but including any vehicle movement
actions). If a character does not perform an action with the
Movement sub-type, they do not get the additional Half
Action. A character may still not perform the same action
twice in the same turn.
Improvements: If the Battle-Brother is Rank 4 or more, then
enemies attacked by the Battle-Brother or any other member
of the Kill-Team in Support Range suffer a –10 penalty on
Dodge and Parry Tests, as they struggle to defend themselves
against the fast-moving Astartes.
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>>22654782
oh shi, nigga u type fast
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>>22654757
>>22654782
>>22654792
Third option, from the Ultramarines:

lead by exaMple
Chapter: Ultramarines
Action: Free Action
Cost: 2
Sustained: Yes
Effects: Of all the Chapters, the Ultramarines pride themselves
as among the most loyal and bravest of all the Emperor’s
chosen, a fact that they like to impress upon their fellow Battle-
Brothers. While this power is in effect, all Battle-Brothers within Support Range of the Battle-Brother (including the
Battle-Brother himself ) gain a bonus on all tests equal to the
Battle-Brother’s Fellowship Bonus. In addition, each Round
the Battle-Brother may single out one member of his Kill-team
and grant that character a re-roll on any one test (this re-roll
includes the bonus provided by his Fellowship).
Improvement: If the Battle-Brother is Rank 4 or more, the
bonus to tests increases to twice his Fellowship Bonus.
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>>22654795
copy+paste, my PDFs are searchable.
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>>22654792
>as they struggle to defend themselves
>against the fast-moving Americans
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>>22654468
So just like most of the US, then.
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>>22654482
>implying the Great Plains and Great Basin aren't both deserts
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>>22654760
He's a Librarian Venerable Dreadnaught
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>>22654792
Number 2, because:
>including any vehicle movement
actions>>22654701
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>>22654792
This.
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>>22654800
AMERICAN CHARISMATIC LEADERSHIP OF DEMOCRACY!!!
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This has long been my goal OP posted here a while ago


best idea that came from the thread was to name a captain named 'Armstrong' in honor and a Rhino 'curiousity' also american names like 'liberty' and 'freedom' for dreadnaughts

also maybe include catachans as 'spec ops'
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>>22654792 becaue it'd allow MULTI-TREAD DRIFTING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5aWAW2hea4
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>>22654800
FREEDOM
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>>22654826
>>22654835
>>22654843
That's three for Swift Assault, from the White Scars

>>22654837
>>22654847
Two for Lead by Example, from the Ultramarines

Voting closes in five minutes.
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>>22654843
>>22654862
>!!!
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>>22654862
I vote for LbE.
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>Texas-pattern Thunderhawk
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>>22654862
Its a close call, but...
SCATTER THE TANKS
MULTI TREAD DRIFTING
SWIFT ASSAULT
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>>22653298
AND THE POLLS ARE CLOSED!
>>22654826
>>22654835
>>22654843
>>22654892
Swift Assault gets 4

>>22654837
>>22654847
>>22654885
Lead by Example gets 3

That's a NARROW victory for Swift Assault.
Squad Mode Defensive Stance?
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>>22654891
Some of that red needs to be white and the very tip of the nose needs to be gold.
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Rolled 50

>>22654911
Fight for the right of every man.
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>>22654760

Yeah, Presidents who died in office get to be Dreadnaughts. Like Venerable Dreadnaught Abram Leignkonn and Venerable Dreadnaught Efdeyar.
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>>22654920
YEES
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Rolled 53

>>22654922
>Leignkonn
That sounds kinda Orky to me.
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>>22654920
Only in Death...
Action: Free Action, Cost: 3, Sustained: Yes. Space Marines from this Chapter are venerated amongst the Imperium
for their ability to fififififi ght on through even the most grievous wounds. While this ability is active, the Battle-Brother and
any within Support Range of him ignore the effects of any critical damage that would not kill them until this ability
is no longer active. Once this ability ends, they suffer the full effects of any critical damage they received. This ability
cannot be improved.
Do they have any Specialty Restrictions?
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Rolled 57

>>22654911
Clearly Courage Under Fire.
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Rolled 67

>>22654938
Roll.
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Rolled 86

>>22654938
No Apothecaries, because that's free healthcare and that's communist.
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>>22654911
FUCK YEAR
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>>22654947
>no Techmarines
>'Murrica not being able to into machines
No. Just no. Please don't take this OP.
>>22654948
And that just wouldn't make sense since they've got badass Librarians in their history.
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Rolled 45

>>22654938
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>>22654938
>>22654947
ALL AMERICANS BE TECHMARINES, SO NO TECHMARINES

ALSO WHO GON FIX THE TANKS?!?!
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>>22654947
>>22654948
Tossing these out because they don't make sense (a Chapter with a tankboner not having Techmarines? A chapter with awesome Librarians not having Librarians?) I guess that means >>22654969 is it.
No Devastators because Heavy Weapons go on tanks, not on Marines.
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>>22654938
Fuck restrictions OP, we need FREEDOM. To do Benjamin Frankitius proud.
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>>22654987
OP, you are truly a great murrican
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>>22654147

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22653298/

Done
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>>22654987
But massive guns are one of the most American things there are!
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Rolled 61

>>22655031
This. We need this though >>22654948, no apothecaries.
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>>22655031
no Devastator squads means more guns for the vehicles
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>>22655042
Fuck it, do you guys just wanna fudge to no Apothecaries?
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>>22655050
YES

because fuck our healthcare
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>>22655050
Yes
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Rolled 6

>>22655050
It's the AMERICAN WAY

The Eagles of Freedom pay for their healthcare.
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>>22655072
I would rather you didn't bring your ego and your HH wanking into this thread.
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>>22655072
So much for dropping the name, faggot.
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>>22655050
Yeah, healthcare is for those pinko-Tau.
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>>22655072
The chapter is really young, remember? Most of its heroes are probably still alive - being the ones mentioned before.
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>>22655067
>>22655068
>>22655081>>22655102

Alright, they have no Apothecaries because FUCK HEALTHCARE, IT'S FOR PUSSIES! (Although technically there is the Veteran's Administration, which provides healthcare to military veterans and is always one of the first things the fuckos in DC cut funding to when there's a money crunch leading to at-times unreliable quality of care.)
Special Equipment time!
>>
We need an American Revolution type backstory, including the traitorous Chaos Lord Benidictus Arnaldus.
>>
Rolled 69

>>22655112
FREEDOM
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>>22655112
Bestial Companion: GIANT BALD EAGLES
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>>22655124
Do we want to go with them having animal mounts (for some reason) or reroll?
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>>22655129
OH GOD >>22655124
GIANT BALD EAGLE MOUNTS
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>>22655133
Go with this?
>>22655129
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>>22655136
Giant cyborg bald eagles and I'm sold.
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>>22655124
>>22655133
>>22655136
>>22655138
GIANT EAGLES YES
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>>22655129
>>22655133
>>22655136
>>22655138
>>22655151
>>22655152
Alright, Bald Eagles.
So, are the Bald Eagles giant and mounts for some sort of special reconnaisance unit, or are they regular sized and used like hunting birds?
>>
>>22655152
WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW WE'RE GETTING TO MORDOR
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>>22655152
FUCK YES FLIERS ARE OP

request shoop
>>
Chapter Master Conotocaurious
Scout Company leader Teodor Rusevelt
Second Company (Terminator) leader Enjrew Jaxon
Venerable Dreadnaught Efdeyar
Master of Sanctity Sixtus

Who Else?
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>>22655165
Do you even have to ask? Giant and they throw them at the enemy because AMERICA.
>>
By the way, have we given these guys an actual name yet, beyond 'Murrican Muhroons? Because they need one.
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>>22655165
We use them like thunderwolf cavalry, they just fly really fucking close to the ground. Either that or our assault marines have giant eagles strapped to their backs.
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>>22655174
Wait a minute...
Giant Bald Eagles that carry their Assault Marines through the air instead of jump packs!
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>>22655173
>CM cocainewutsitperfashious
pls stop
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>>22655165
giant eagles
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>>22655183
>>22655184
Now that's just silly.
>>22655186
see >>22654620 for where it comes from and why it's fucking AWESOME!
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>>22655184
oh god yes yes yes yes
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>>22655183
>>22655184
>Assault Marines have special backpacks with a handle of some sort that allow the eagles to easily grab them
>when they get close they drop the marines onto the enemy
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>>22655173
Venerable Dreadnaught Abram Leignken
Chief Librarian Benjamon Franclein
First Company Captain Rohnaldus Reigun
>>
Alright, the Eagles be giant. Do they ride them or are they carried? Are they used by Assault Marines in place of jump packs, or are they used as a Landspeeder-equivalent?
Or is it BOTH?!
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>>22655197
>beakie sergeants ride atop the eagles and direct them
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>>22655179
I was thinking of an acronym that abbreviated to USA, but I can't think of one. I know A would be for Astartes.
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>>22655165
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>>22655210
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>>22655215
ULTIMA SCAR ASTARTES
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>>22655230
What's the significance of "scar" in this usage?
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>>22655197
>>22655214
Why can't I hold all this patriotism.
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I'm betting their homeworld is pretty badass.

Immense skyscraper hives in the middle of Texan desert, plagued by gigantic eagles.
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>>22655210
>>22655222
This. The haunt the wastes of the urban desert which is NOVA MURRICA
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>>22655247
Sounds metal as fuck.
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>>22655247
>plagued by gigantic eagles
>plagued by
That would imply the Eagles aren't total bros.
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>>22655210
Depends on the Eagle. I say we we have multiple Eagles: Assault Eagles to carry the Marines into battle, Transport Eagles that can carry multiple Marines, and possibly Gunship Eagles that have cybernetic implants and carry guns.
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>>22655247
read my mind
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>>22655183
Why not both?
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>>22655260
Unless you threaten FREEDOM! in any way. Then they'll tear your face off with their claws (those things are hard as adamantine and sharp as a powersword dontcha know).
>>
Where's a goddamn drawfag when you need one? We need an illustration of these eagles.
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>>22655261
>Gunship Eagles that have cybernetic implants and carry guns.
How about the Gunship Eagles have special harnesses that suspend battle brothers armed with heavy weapons beneath them?
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>>22655247
You're forgetting the Fortress Ranches of Republica Teksas; where the mighty Eagles roam, hunting down those found unworthy.
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>>22655281
They can have variant versions.
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>>22655261
>gunship eagles

fund it, i don't care how many points they'd cost- collossal eagles dropping my marines into the fray to stomp some tau twin linked weaboo mecha sounds totally legit
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>>22655296
Perhaps Republika Teksas is a moon of Nova Merica (is it Merica or Murrica)?
>>
I'm building this army, I don't give a shit what anyone says. Where can I get giant eagle minis? LOTR shit?
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>>22655313

Merica is mentioned in 40k already, so I'd go with Merica
>>
Wait a minute.
Guys.
Guys.
Nova Murrica is a desert hive world with giant bald eagles.
Giant bald eagles who live in the desert.
The 'Murrican Marines ride into battle on Desert Eagles.
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>>22655325
Holy
Shit
>>
Does Nova Merica raise Guard Regiments as well? I like the idea of them fighting zealously alongside the Merican Marines.

The PDF should all be babes in America flag bikinis with guns. Not like anyone would dare invade this planet anyways.
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>>22655325
DEagle brand DEagles, I can dig it.
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>>22655302
The Assault Eagles blaze forth at unimaginable speeds to send their Assault Marine handlers into the fray as Heavy Transport Eagles bring squads of battle brothers to the front lines under the protection of the Gunship Eagles, whose integrated weaponry and power talons make short work of enemy armor.
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>>22655318

Yes. Those are based on the worlds largest eagle, Haasts Eagle from New Zealand. It ate people.
>>
I imagine they have a scaled-up White House as their Fortress-Monastery, and a Rushmore-esque mountain carved with the faces of the Emperor and the three Primarchs who this chapter is descended from (or maybe just Chapter heroes). I want the Statue of Liberty to be there, but I don't know how to 40kify it.
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>>22655336
The Teksas Rangers are renowned marksmen
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>>22655328
THIS IS SO AMERICAN IT SHITS FREEDOM
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>>22655318

LOTR or WFB
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>>22655344
If anything, Rushmore would have the 4 first CMs on it. I imagine the statute of Liberty is just of the Emp.
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>>22655344
The Statue of Liberty Honours a Sister of Battle who impressed the chapter somehow. A small group from her order split off to form a smaller order and exists on the planet to this day.
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>>22655204
Techmarine J'onn Mozus Brauning, the chapter's first Techmarine. Responsible for the Kolt-Pattern Bolt Pistol (an even more obscenely high-caliber bolt pistol).
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>>22655349

the WFB ones are shit, and use square bases. Use the Hobbit ones.
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>>22655325
Should that be their chapter name? The Desert Eagles?
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>>22655344
>How do I 40k-ify the Statue of Liberty

Just G Gundam it. The torch is a planetary defense weapon, namely a planetary-scale multi-melta.
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>>22655336
>Sisters of Battle in American flag bikini power armor
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>>22655364
>Kolt-Pattern Bolt Pistol
FUND THAT SHIT!
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>>22655344
The Statue of Liberty is secretly a titan with a death beam in the torch.
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>>22655371

Volcano cannon?
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>>22655371
On a scale of LIBERTY to FREEDOM this rates THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS

yes
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>>22655346
>>22655336
I'll stat up the Teksas Rangers later
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>>22655336
Nova Merica raises Guard regiments. They're the quiet, soft-spoken type who try not to bother anyone. But when the chips are down, they pour forth with a mighty cry of 'MERICA, and unleash the hidden fury that beats in the hearts of all Nova Mericans. When the war is over they then return to the life they like best, a house in a quiet neighborhood, a wife, three kids, and a lawn that they mow every Saturday - in their slacks, before sitting down to watch the game in their slippers and sweater vest while the wife cooks a roast.
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>>22655388
This. A million times this.
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>>22655364
No no no, Samyull Kolt is their first Techmarine. Bauning was his protege, and designed the Kolt-Pattern Bolt Pistol in his honor.
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>>22655395
>1950's lifestyle
Yes, go on...
>>
All I can imagine is cross-Company/Battalion football and/or baseball when they are back on Nova 'Merica
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>>22655395
Always taking a moment before dinner, to thank the Emprah for the sacrifices of Guardsmen all over the Imperium, and for seeing them through their hitch alive. On Friday nights, they go down to the Veteran's club, and drink a solemn toast to the friends they lost.
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>>22655388
>The Statue of Liberty is secretly a titan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQj3LIH-DqM

I also like the idea of the Statue of Liberty being made in honor of the SoB canonness who founded the Order of the Flag Bikini on Nova Merica.
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>>22655371
The torch is a planetary scale multi-melta capable of attacking targets in space, the crown is made of orbital defense weaponry, and the tablet is actually eight Vulcan Mega Bolters strapped together. Oh, and the entire thing is actually a Titan.
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>>22655391
Yeah, one of those.
>>
Now I am imagining Nixon being the "Azariah Kyras" of this chapter, so to say.
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>>22655435
Sherman was rumored to have fallen to Khorne.
>>
So Company Captains. I was thinking WW2 generals could fill that role. Y/N?
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>>22655435
Nixon as traitor was already taken by the Amerigoan Wolverines IG Regiment we made this past 4th of July.
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>>22655427

It should have a voice recording where the statue booms various disparaging remarks about the enemy as she blows their ships to pieces with her melta-torch.
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>>22655446
Captain Patton, fuck yeah!
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>>22655446
YES.
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>>22655446

We seem to have gone with Presidents, at least the more war-associated presidents. I'd say mix em up. Heck, Eisenhower was both.
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>>22655453
I think I found our Lady Liberty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE
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Wait, have we rolled for what the Chapter Hero did? And their allies and enemies?
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Alright, they have bigass Eagles that do just about everything relating to flying. Awesome.
Time for Chapter Beliefs.
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>>22655261
Eagles of Freedom riding giant eagles to deploy eagles for Freedom.
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>>22655472
We should have these as a titan legion.

Perhaps a special Dreadnaught or Terminator armor based off of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZVmtDuMxAA
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Rolled 28

>>22655491
Shit, there's like 3 that could be American. Which is the most American?
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>>22655491
do we have to roll? purity of man
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>>22655296
Tekzas is a moon of Murrka, the other being Kal Forna.
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Rolled 10

>>22655491
rollan
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>>22655504
REVERE THE PRIMARCH
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>>22655504
>28
That's Revere the Primarch, but we have THREE Primarchs we could revere...
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>>22655453
>>22655472
If not the Lady, then Liberty Prime should be our template for all dreadnaughts and titans.
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Rolled 87

>>22655491

Esoteric beliefs gogogogo
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>>22655531
Liberty was not bought by the blood of a single man.
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>>22655531
Or as the Chapter calls them, the Founding Fathers.
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>>22655503
The Willsun-pattern Dreadnought, built for Marines that have earned placement in a Dreadnought but who have the need, the need for speed?
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>>22655413
>Football
They've even got the pauldrons for it already!
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>>22655504
>>22655531
>>22655543
>>22655545
They revere the Founding Fathers!
Time to discover their current status!
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Rolled 3

>>22655571
OVER STRENGTH
AMERICA
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Rolled 1

>>22655571
OVER STRENGTH

Though Obama did cut military funding...
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>>22655413
>>22655570
Both. Football AND baseball. And when they visit a world that has a sport they haven't seen before, they learn it and bring it back to Nova Merica. So yes, that means they'll eventually acquire Hockey.
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>>22655491
Purity of Man is "Freedom!", right?
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Rolled 4

>>22655580
>>22655586
Welp. Looks like we colonial era America now.
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>>22655580
>>22655586
>endangered
FUCK! THAT! SHIT!
Reroll mother fuckers!
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>>22655580
Under Strength. These Marines have been in a long campaign and it shows.
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>>22655472
CHAOS IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE.
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Rolled 5

>>22655580
>>22655586
BY THE GIFT OF THE FOUNDERS I REROLL THESE DICE
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>>22655610
No no no, it's still Communism. They fight Pinko Commie Tau after all.
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>>22655571
>>22655580
DAMN U OSAMA
9/11
NEVAR FORGET
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>>22655624
I know, Chaos just flowed better than tau.
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>>22655618
I'll give you guys that one because what kind of fucked up version of 'MURRICA is under-strength?
So who are their friends?
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Rolled 3

>>22655618
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SON

AMERICA STRONG
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>>22655618
All systems nominal.
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>>22655636
EVERYONE IS A FRIEND TO AMERICA

EXCEPT FOR THOSE DIRTY STINKING COMMUNISTS
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Rolled 24

>>22655636
Ultras, BA, and/or WS
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Rolled 16

>>22655636
go go gadget
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I propose that the Nova Murrican guardsmen look exactly like this.

Their weapon of choice is the garand pattern lasrifle, a stripper clip fed semi automatic weapon carrying only eight shots. Each shot is overcharged and three times as powerful as those of a regular lasgun.

Their tactical doctrine focuses on overwhelming firepower and numbers. They feature higher than average morale due to PATRIOTISM, which increases when in proximity to Nova Murrican flags.
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Rolled 91

>>22655636
rolan
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Rolled 21

>>22655636
>>
Rolled 98

>>22655636
murrica
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So how should we make these guys 2grimdark to fit in with 40K?
>>
Abrams Pattern Predator Tank

Make it happen

It's 5am here, and this thread was worth staying up for. Truly the Emperor was on our side tonight, as He is all nights.
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>>22655652
They're friends with another chapter of Astartes!
(I'm gonna let you guys roll as many times as you want on this one, but you'll have to roll on enemies until the number of enemies is equal to the number of friends)
>>22655655
And the PDF of Nova Merica!
>>22655664
And a Rogue Trader Dynasty (which I'll let you psychos come up with)
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Rolled 50

>>22655636
>one other adeptus astartes chapter
Nigramarines of the Salamanders.
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>>22655682
We are friends with the Rising Sons after a scuffle?
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>>22655629
You mean 911.M41
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Rolled 45

>>22655700
;___;

i love you
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>>22655654
So it's like some crazy man (J'onn Garand) designed a hotshot lasgun that can hold multiple shots? Awesome.
>>22655660
And you get a second friendly Chapter!
>>22655696
And a friendly Order of Sisters!
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>>22655711
You want me to count that roll so you guys can have AdMech buddies?
That'll bring you to six allies, and remember you're gonna have just as many enemies.
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>>22655682
>Rogue Trader Dynasty
I say we go with Hancock. Hancock was a pirate before he was a founding father.
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>>22655629
Commander O'shama of the Tau'iban.

I don't know that much about the Tau.
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>>22655716
>finally, those hot hot america flag bikinis
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>>22655716
>friendly Order of Sisters!
Flag Bikini Sisters is go!
>>22655729
>just as many enemies.
Good. We must be the bulwark of freedom.
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>>22655736
It kinda works.
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>>22655696
Colonel Zanders provided the Salamanders with a mighty feast. Since that day, they have been brothers.
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>>22655736
It works.
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>>22655807
... why am I laughing so hard at this?
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So, in total you have for allies:
3 Marine Chapters, the PDF of Nova Merica, a Rogue Trader Dynasty, an Order of Sororitas, and the Adeptus Mechanicus.
Seven total.
You guys wanna try and get some more, or pick the chapters of Marines your friendly with then move on to enemies?
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>>22655832
ENEMIES, WE NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE UP
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>>22655839
Gotta pick the three Marine Chapters you're allies with first.
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>>22655832
Lets flesh this out. Otherwise it'll be half ass and that's not AMERRRRICA
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>>22655844
Salamanders, Imp Fists, Blood Ravens
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>>22655832
The Order of Our Lady of Liberty for the Sisters?
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>>22655844
Stupid idea: Emperor's Nightmare (remember those?)

Because of the AMERICAN DREAM
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>>22655832
There is also the Guard regiment, who probably is the same as the PDF.
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>>22655866
>Blood Ravens
Fuck you.
>>22655832
Salamanders, allies because of >>22655807 plus they can provide awesome urban clearing so nobody can guerilla fight our tanks.
Imp Fists because we learned we fight well together, us smashing anything in the way, Fists fortifying the area behind us.
Emperor's Nightmare because they're cool as hell, and because they can scout well for us, like Native scouts for the cavalry.
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>>22655891
Yeah, i'll give you the Nova Merican Guard regiments as a freebie with the PDF.
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>>22655869
Yes!
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>>22655869
Yeah!
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>>22655891
The PDF are just the citizens when they're drunk and get their guns out.
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>>22655894
>not protecting the gypsies
Nigga America loves the jews.
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>>22655911
Jews yes, but the Gypsies can fuck right off.
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So guys, we got a final pick on the three allied chapters yet?
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>>22655958
>>22655962
Dude, cool your jets, he'll post the table after we finish finalizing our allies.
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>>22655965
Let's just go with >>22655894
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>>22655965
Blood Ravens
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>>22655965

Salamanders, White Scars and Crimson Fists. Representing minorities in America.
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>>22655995
>>22656017
>>22656050
So that's a "no" then.
Alright. You guys need to reach consensus before we can move on.
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Alright, voting time. Who do you want to be best buds with?
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>>22656050
This is a pretty good idea.
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>>22656050
>>22656050
>>22656050
>>22656050
>Crimson Fists

GENIUS POST
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>>22656077
I think >>22656050 nailed it.
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So everyone likes >>22656050 then?
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>>22656112
you betcha
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>>22656112
yep, waiting on other posters
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>>22656112
Sure, though why are the crimson fists in there? I don't know that much about them.
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>>22656112
Yeah.
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>>22656112

Go with it.
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>>22656143
They're xeno-hating latinos, hard as nails and love to punch orks in the face with their CRIMSON FUCKING FISTS
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So they are allies with The Salamanders, The White Scars, The Crimson Fists, the PDF and IG regiments raised from Nova Merica, the Hancock Rogue Trader Dynasty, The Order of Our Lady of Liberty, and the Adeptus Mechanicus.
>>22656143
They're pretty much the most badass latinos ever.

WHO DO YOU HATE, MARINES?!
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>>22656180

EVERYONE

But mostly Tau.
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Rolled 13

>>22656180
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>>22656194
YOU HATE ORKS!
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Rolled 87

>>22656180
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>>22656180
COMMUNIST HIPPY PINKO LIBERAL TERRORISTS
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>>22656180
Tau, the commie bastards
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>>22656190

EVERYONE who doesn't worship the Emperor. Especially the Communist Tau
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>>22656204
YOU HATE A PARTICULAR CHAOS ALIGNED GROUP! FLESH THAT SHIT OUT MARINE!
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Rolled 88

>>22656180
Tau, Chaos, XENOS, DICTATORS, COMMUNISM, CUBANS, VIETNAMESE, AND SAND NIGGERS
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Rolled 5

>>22656205
Fuck, didn't know the dicerolling is case sensitive.
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>>22656212
>noko roll to cheat it high enough
DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU MARINE?!
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>>22656180
I THINK TAU IS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE

GODDAMN COMMIES
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>>22656227
CHEATING IS AS AMERICAN AS FREEDOM, SIR.
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>>22656219
YOU HATE DARK ELDAR FOR DEESECRATIN' THINGS, WITH PERVERSIONS!
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>>22656219

/pol/ please go, we're having fun here.
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Rolled 33

>>22656230
WHOOPS
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>>22656243
YOU HATE REGULAR ELDAR FOR BEING UNTRUSTWORTHY LITTLE FUCKS WHAT THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
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Rolled 43

>>22656180
ROLLAN FOR COMMIE FUCKS
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>>22656263
YOU HATE TYRANIDS FOR SHITTING ON YOUR LAWN!
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Rolled 59

>>22656194
>Orks
>>22656204
>Chaos
>>22656219
>DE
>>22656221
>Orks
>>22656243
>Eldar
>>22656263
>Nids

We get six right?
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Rolled 92

>>22656180
tau get
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>>22653439
>>22653492
>>22653503

It was already sorted. Tau.
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>>22656269
Swap out that extra Ork with Tau.
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>>22656285
votan for this
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>>22656269
Seven, and the Orks count as one.
>>22656285
I'll accept that.
>>22656273
Repeat of DEldar, either reroll it or swap it with something you don't hate.
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>>22656269

>No Commie Tau on that list

You must be joking?
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>>22656273
>>22656296
As long as Tau is on the list, I'm happy
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Is there a faction within New Merica who want to overthrow everything, and their dread leader is obbummar?
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>>22656321
>traitor PDF hidden in one of the Hive Cities
We found our new enemy.
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>>22656325
You sure you don't want that as your "specific chaos-aligned group"?
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>>22656321
>>22656325
OBBUMMAR-SAMA
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>>22656321

The Cult of the Donkey, who wish to remove freedoms like the freedom to eat yourself to death and the freedom to shoot up a scholum whenever you feel like it.
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>>22656337
We need Chaos in general and this specific one.
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>>22656339

All fear Obbummar, the Dread Black Man.
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>>22656350
>The Cult of the Donkey, who hate freedom
FTFY
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>>22656321
>>22656325
>>22656337
>>22656339
>>22656350
>>22656365
>>22656369
HEY!
NO POLITICAL ARGUMENTS, THEY INEVITABLY DESTROY THREADS! TAKE THAT SHIT TO /pol/!
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>>22656350

As said by Focks News, fair and balanced for New Merica.
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>>22656382

This is not political, this is New Merica, where freedom flies.
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>>22656350
If we go with that we need The Cult of the Elephant to go along with it.
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>>22656382
>butthurt liberal detected
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>>22656403
No, this is people dragging current big political issues into a thread in order to kill it, including this guy >>22656350 who apparently thinks murder isn't already illegal or something. Gun control arguments kill threads surer than a pissed off mod.
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>>22656407

And the cult of Ron Paul?
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>>22656428
>>22656411
>>22656407
>>22656370
>>22656350
lol let's can it guys, it takes away from the setting
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>>22656427

But this is New Merica, which an idealised version of how Americans see themselves and the world, and as such would exibit these real-world things, made comical in the 40k setting.
>>
Alright, OP. What else before we get side tracked from our awesome chapter?
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>>22656444
Except that it's not even funny.
OP was shooting for that chest-thumping 'MURRICA FUCK YEAH! 80s feel, and then people had to start discussing current politics, the kind people actually get butthurt over/derail threads to argue about.
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Why is there not a 1d4chan page for this?
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>>22656466

What happened to that feel? Doesn't that describe America during the early 2000s and today as well?
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>>22656427
>>22656444
The real Washington despised the notion of political parties, so in the 40k universe political parties are seen as insurrectionists at best and heretics at worst.
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>>22656466

Hasn't America always been like this?

>Never! alutherl
Well, that's your opinion Captcha
>>
Once this is done, should we do the British Marines?

They're fuelled by Tea, are ever so proper and polite and hate the Merican Marines.
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>>22656457
I have to head to work now, so I can't continue at the moment, but if somebody else has caps of the tables they can take over, or you guys can life-support the thread 'til tonight and I can continue.
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>>22656530

That would be impossible, this thread passed autosage over a hundred and fifty posts ago.
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>>22656492
>>22656484
The campiness is gone for some reason.
>>22656470
They're less than 12 hours old.
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>>22656530
Well fuck.
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>>22656553
>>22656548
Welp, guess I'll start 'MURRICAN MUHROONS PART DEUX! tomorrow night. Has somebody 'chived this one?
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>>22656566Well actually...
It's "tonight", seeing as it's 6am. But you guys know what I meamt.
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>>22656566

Yes, see >>22655029

See you all tomorrow.

MERICA, FUCK YEAH!
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Brothers, your mission as of now is to get artwork of the Murrican Marines.

Especially those eagles goddamn do those sound cool.
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>>22655872
>Emperor's Nightmare
Fucking hell, how old is that now? It feels like ages since the first thread.
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>>22657050
Feels like hardly any time at all, to me. I think it was only a year or two. It was easily that long after Tiji Sector. And it was after Deathwatch was released, so obviously not too long ago.
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>>22657050
>>22657135
Checking 1d4chan, it started in February 2011. Tiji Secor, incidentally, started June 2009.
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Wait, so if they control Eagles... Is Gandalf secretly a retired Murica Marine?
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>>22658611
He loaned them from the Murican Muhreens.

The reason the eagles didn't help Middle Earth more is because they were too busy freeing the shit out of 40K.



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