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Oh, yes, that's right, we were in ABSOLUTE TERROR

>>22739679

H..how did it 404? It wasn't anywhere near autosage or picture limit.

>>22739727
That thing which we can't talk about because rule 8, most likely.

>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22736809

It's up on foolz at least.

>>22739704
But how did it get up there without aeriaaaaal

Oh well. Face your fear, Yachett, without actually going anywhere near it! Knock it over the side with air magic!

>deleting quest threads for no raisin

Holy balls, that's some wack-ass bullshoot.

moot@4chan.org

>>22739752
That's a relief!

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>>22739727
>>22739727

I'm not sure.

In any case, we need to figure out where to go next, since we apparently can't go back.

>>22739753
The sheer terror is too much. Yachett can't even attack it!

His Stamina is the same as ours. Neither of us are going anywhere near mini-Terror right here. So we're safe, for now.

>>22739791
Well shit, I guess it's time to go up the elevator, before we get even more stuck between a goat and a scary place.

>>22739791
Use Sparkle to make something sparkly happen on the right side of Goathead, thus distracting it while we get on the elevator.

>>22739798
He's right. I say we wait near the lift till Scare-master comes through, hop on it, and hopefully Stan over there will be too afraid to chase past the terror-lord.

>>22739791
I... I don't want this to be true, and I'm going to look silly for trying it.

>>22739883
>>22739791
>narrator posting his fucking trip in the god damn PDF holy fucking shit

Not like it matters, it's all based on pictures anyways.

Was the thing following us or just standing there? Because if it's moving our way, this is a good plan >>22739815

Also, do this >>22739814 before you hop into the elevator. It will at least give us precious few seconds before it spots us, in case the elevator doesn't work.

>>22739891
Not to mention, we're all responsible, mature adults here just having a good time. Surely no one would use this knowledge to spoil everyone's fun.

>>22739920
There are people willing to delete these threads. Why wouldn't there be people willing to abuse their ability to pretend to be OP?

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>>22739814
A narrow escape! But it seems like we can exit from here.

>>22739920
Ho hum, it seems I panicked when the thread expired. I'll just make a new one. Thanks for pointing that out, and double thanks for your faith in humanity. Here's my new trip.

I really can't imagine why the thread was deleted.

>>22739940
>being immune to sarcasm
Eh, he should just change his trip anyway.

>>22739988
Gogogo, before that thing comes after us.

>>22739988
We're being railroaded!

Go up, up, up!

CHOO CHOO

Go up.

too bad we didn't steal those potions for the stamina boost they'd have given us

Guys...
Uh, guys...
I think Beelzebub can fly.
And it can fly well.
And by well I mean "6 aerial" well.

>>22740099
A dungeon isn't clear until all treasure is looted, all enemy defeat and all crevice explored. YOU HEAR ME, BAPHOMET? WE WILL BE BACK FOR YOUR HIDE!

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It looks like we're safe for now, although with a fear creature and an angry goat head it's PROBABLY a bad idea to go back down there until things cool off.

Now, let's see. What's going on here?

>>22740140
I think we need to get to the top, and have the total of the numbers on the platforms add up to 9.

>>22740181
So jump on the right one and climb diagonally to the top

>>22740181

If that's the case, it's just a straight diagonal from the bottom-right.

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>>22740140
climb the platforms in such a manner

>>22740140
Math puzzles?

What am I?

Gradeschool Babby's First Educational Quest?

>>22740181
Well, either that or we have to have the 9 platform be the 9th, but it'd make more sense to be the prior. I say we do that, start with the number one to our left, then the two to the right, the three to our right, the three to our left, and finally the nine.

>>22740214
>how do I into addition
The correct answer is
>center
>right
>right
>right

>>22740237
Hey, Yachett only has 2 points in intellect. This is hard.

>>22740257
Are you implying 3 + 2 + 2 + 2 =\= 9?

Also, following your suggestion will just make Yachett jump beakfirst against the wall.

>>22740288
Jump on the center platform, then climb the right side of the pyramid.
Dumbass.

>>22740321
Yachett would be very disappointed to see his guides speaking to each other in such a manner, rather than seducing each other as is his way.

>>22740321
You are a bastion of maturity, sir.

>>22740341
>>22740350
Yachett Quest, where everyone wears top hats and monocles.

Can we try to seduce mathematics or addition?

>>22740376
ONLY top hats and monocles, for optimized seduction.

>>22740399
>seduction
That's not how you spell doom wizardry.

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>>22740140

It worked! Now we can...

Oh.

Hm.

This one appears trickier.

>>22740411
So is red subtraction, or...?

>>22740411
I think red is subtraction, and it has to equal twenty.

>>22740411
do we start at 0 or 9?

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Assuming IIX = VIII and we start at 0

Somebody archive this thread, before the embodiment of fear and/or Baphomet devours it.

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>>22740506
>>22740423
>>22740434
>>22740506

Yachett does a little random hopping and finds that he's at zero again and that red numbers are negative. But whenever he climbs incorrectly, a force field appears to stop him.

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I got this, assuming we start at 0.

4 - 10 = -6
-6 + 8 = 2
2 + 12 = 14
14 + 1 = 15
15 + 5 = 20

>IIX
I hope you understand that this isn't a valid Roman number. It would have been written VIII. There can only be one number before the biggest one, and up to three after it.

>>22740606
Do you want to go back down and tell the Doom Wizard Baphomet he fucked up his math puzzle?

>>22740621
see:
>>22740566
>Yachett does a little random hopping and finds that he's at zero again and that red numbers are negative.

>>22740606
Maybe this is a trap. It's not a number, so it has no effect?

>>22740621
see
>>22740566

>>22740606
He got one VIII right, so it really got me confused.

>>22740648
Two people scolded you already.

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>>22740606
Whoops. I guess I-, I mean, Yachett's world made a typo. Thanks for correcting that, though.

>>22740521
>>22740571

Both of these solutions world! Good job!

Yeesh. What a pain.

>>22740670
Necronomicon!

>>22740670
GET DAT TOME!

>>22740670
Oh yes, a tom- wait, it looks angry...

>>22740698
Nothing a little Yachett dance won't solve, I'm sure.

>>22740670
Check if that book is actually a monster.

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This appears to be a very SPECIAL TOME...

>>22740733
a DOOM tome, perhaps?

>>22740733
>"How to beat addition platform puzzles"

>>22740733
Seduce the tome.

>>22740733
> "This tome gives the user the control over the embodiment of fear."

>>22740768
This. Double it's power.

>>22740768
This. It looks like it could use a little love.

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Yachett takes the tome, and-

Hm? What was that noise?

>>22740801
Do we get to take a free action? If so, grab it more until it unlocks it's secrets.

>>22740801
Sounds like a funky ass beat to me. Dance Yachett, dance!

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>>22740801
>>22740801

>>22740801
Maximum seduction.

>>22740877
Can we just leave? I practically lost my monocle at his language.

>>22740801
Well it's like those horror movies y'know, with the face of TRUE TERROR being right behind you, ready to turn on the orchestra strings wen you turn around.

>>22740877
Narrator? The book... is you?!

>>22740877
Well that's just rude, flip it the bird

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>>22740906
No! I'm as lost as you are!

>>22740877
Seems like the book can read our minds. We should ask him to teach us how to do that so we can better communicate with the things we'll undoubtedly encounter. Also, probably stuff him in our Yach-sack. After seducing his dark secrets, of course.

>>22740925
>featherheads
Let us do a little dance for the ones who came before us.

>>22740935
Seems the book is just channeling someone else's voice, and not speaking itself.

>>22740925
Tell him the most dreaded curse word of them all.
Yachett!

Also, try offering him the key we got a while back.

>>22740925
>my tome
>coming back for it

What tome? It's not him?

>>22740925
That tome will be better off with Yachett than with someone so rude and foul tempered. Take the tome, it's for its own good.

>>22740925
You will learn to love our feathery goodness.

Guys this is the wizard talking.

>>22740925
Wonder who we're going to piss off by taking this tome. Clearly someone who underestimated the sick math power of birds.

Yoink.

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>>22740961
>>22740986
>>22741011

>>22740925
>don't let your beak touch it
Use the sticks.

>>22741027
Tackle the book to the ground and assert dominance.

>>22741027
So Tsundere, he wants us to take the tome really.

>>22741027
>wizard busy dealing with Yachett trying to steal his tome
>wizard not noticing the other Yachett trying to steal his wand
>and the other one stealing his hat
>and the other one taking his robe

>>22741027
Using water/earth with an ally caused petrification. Will we get a similar effect if we use a combination water/earth attack alone? We could use that to immobilize the tome and steal it.

Seduce the tome. And the wizard by proxy.

>>22741027
> It's the eye of the Yachett, it's the thrill of the fight
> Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
Seduce the wizard via tome.

>>22741027
Seduce the wizard.

>>22741102
...Seduction successful?

>>22741102
Whisper sweet Yachetts into its spine.

>>22741102
>"S-stupid bird, it's not like I left that book there for you or anything, I just got sick of carrying it around."

>>22741102
SPLIT YOUR CEREBRUM WITH BOOKS AND READING

UNTIL YOU SEDUCE THE WHITE WHALE

>>22741121
After that, slowly open the book...
Now, now, don't be shy, Yachett knows how to take care of you...

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Oh my.

>>22741147
10/10 post. Let's read that shit. Someone post Doombringer

.>>22741164
Too late to turn back now.

>>22741164
IT'S ANGRY BECAUSE IT WANTS US.
SEDUCE IT.

>>22741164
I think it came.

>>22741164
Your resistance only makes my resolve harder!

>>22741164
You think you can overcome Yatchett's determination that easily?

Now just relax and let me inside you, I want to take a look at your arcane secrets.

>>22741243
Tough Love mode activated, eh.

Does this thing have stats now?

>>22741243
Oh boy, diplomacy!

>>22741243
Did it just use its rape whistle?

>>22741243
I read that as om-nom-nomicon.
Anyway, you know the drill. Seduction, baby.

>>22741243
Who dares wins, faint heart never won fair lady, when the going gets tough the tough get going, nothing ventured nothing gained.

>>22741289
Let's hope it doesn't have diplomatic immunity.

>>22741284
>I read that as om-nom-nomicon.
I'm relieved I wasn't the only one.

>>22741289
TOSS UP OUR EARTH AND RADIANCE SHIELD OF COUNTER OFFERS!

>>22741289
Oh god time for bullet hell.

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I don't think we have a choice! It's time for combat!

Let's take a look at what we're dealing with...

>>22741349
>double our health
oh boy

>>22741349
Can we run from it?
Maybe we can lead it into those guys bellow us.

>>22741349
pfft what will he do? CONVINCE us that we are dead?

>>22741349
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fucketty fuck fucking fuck fuck!

>>22741413
That's not the kind of thing you should be taking lightly. Clearly you never faced a creature with a +80 bonus to bluff.

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YACHETT -- VS -- UNTOMEABLE

Untomeable is more bark than he is bite. Most of his high-powered skills are, surprisingly, social. He really does like to talk, just like his creator...

However, with two points in every single aspect of magic, he can be a wrecking ball if you don't know what he's planning on doing next.

Remember that some elements are weaker to other elements.

>>22741451
>no seduction
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A WIZARD TOME

>>22741451
OH OH! THE COLORS OF THOSE ORBS ARE THE KIND OF MAGIC HE'S ABOUT TO USE! So he's using doom and something pink...

>>22741451
He's got nothing. We beat him in fervor. The battle is as good as won.

>>22741451
He's got Wisdom 0, so he can't combine his spells, right?
Anyway, let's get this sucka damp. Water first, then Earth, then Life. Let the mold eat him up.

>>22741451

BOSS BATTLE!

Just when my winamp switched over to Chrono Trigger's Last Battle song.

>>22741469

Chaos, most likely.

>>22741488

>Chrono Trigger

You mean I'm not the only one playing the OST's battle music whenever we engage in a fight?

Neat.

>>22741469
I guess we could make logical inferences and set up defenses that way. Might be kind of tricky with the weirder elements. Would be nice to have some points in void, methinks.

>>22741484
I like the way this guy thinks. Throw in some Doom for good measure.

>>22741484
If at all possible we should try to leave the tome in a fit state to use.

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>>22741469
>>22741488

It does seem his orbs are doom and chaos. Both of those elements don't do well against Void and Radiance. Although, we don't have void.

>>22741484

Not a bad plan, but, Yachett really needs a shield first

>>22741577
Challenge it to a battle of wills. Stare that fools down.

>>22741577
Just walk away, we'll use the mighty magics of evadeyourowndeath-mancy.

>>22741577
Refuse to fight.
Say that scholars settle their conflict with words of wisdom.
And it's obvious that he lacks any.

>>22741600
seconded nothing can beat those cold avian peepers!

>>22741600
>>22741626
He has more determination than us, actually.

>>22741577
Get that radiance barrier up, then. Then we hit as hard as we can.

>>22741644
Let's try to settle this with riddles.
A battle of wits!

>>22741644
He may have more determination, but does he have the fervor to back it up?

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>>22741644
Success! Since his attack isn't that strong (even if it is HUGE) it bounces right off!

Wait... Something fell out of that book!

>>22741704
It's a sticker
>we SSBB now

>>22741704
Grab that paper!

>>22741704
Acquire magical paper

>>22741704
>>22741704

Ohkay now water attack! (Oh man, it would be so useful to have that water ally)

Also, oh man, what's that sweet loot drop?

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Aha! Now THIS is going to be useful!

>>22741704
PICK THAT SHIT UP

>>22741734

Super useful! I wonder how air and frost (and other such unlisted combos) interact, though...

>>22741734
Shouldn't he lose some health?
A part of him just fell of.

Anyway, Water + Doom attack.

>>22741734
Fire beats water? Wat?

>>22741792
Yes, a curse of soggy pages. Though we might not be able to read afterwards.

>>22741796
Weaknesses, not strength.

>>22741796
Fire evaporates water, wind clears fire away.

It's to prevent water from being overpowered, since earth wouldn't have a weakness otherwise.

>>22741796

Yeah, bro. It turns it to steam!

It makes sense!

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I can't remember who suggested a water attack, but let's do that next!

Untomeable is just charging up power... What kind of attack will he use next? We should make another shield.

>>22741861
MAKE AN EARTH SHIELD!

>>22741861
Earth Shield!

>>22741861
It's obvious he will make a seduction attack.

>>22741861

His clever puns will be his downfall!

>>22741861
Earth/seduction. Got to protect ourselves from those cocksucking lips.

>>22741883
>>22741912
>Earth
Isn't that weak against air? Or am I reading that chart wrong?

>>22741861
You are amazing. Have you ever considered actual game design?

>>22741933
Earth beats Air, Air beats Fire, Fire beats Water, Water beats Earth

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>>22741871
>>22741883

Haha! What will our next attack me made out of?

>>22741956
Radiant Doom!

>>22741956
MORE EARTH! Fortunately for us, we are completely incapable of muttering clever puns!

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>>22741971
>MFW

>>22741971

Nono! Only one element! We don't need an area of effect, we just need ONE TARGET!

>>22741989
Yeah... until we use the dread 'yachett' element.

>>22741956
I think the plan was to get it wet and then use the earth to get it moldy.

It is wet already so let's use earth.

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>>22741971

Next upgrade is Radiant Void.

>>22741989
>Implying "Yatchett" isn't the most clever pun of all.

>>22741971
I'd say just use Doom, we only have the one target.

>>22742010

Only certain combinations have an AoE effect.

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>>22742020
Yachet yachet "yachet" yachet!

>>22742058
CAAAARLOOOS!

>>22742058
YaaaatttttcccchhhhhhEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

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>>22742011

>>22742082
He's using sludge, do we have frost?

>>22742082
Can we throw up a frost shield?

>>22742091
We don't but perhaps combining water and earth(and/or air) we can do something similar enough

>>22742082
Sludge. So... water shield?

Create water shield. Use air to create arctic winds and freeze it. There.

>>22742082

Water + Air Shield on self.

>>22742082
Can we dodge it instead? Maybe use air magic to aid us in dodging?

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>>22742108
>>22742121
>>22742134
>>22742153

>>22742231
Engage Cheapo-Stun Lock manuevers.

>>22742231
He's on to us, oh well, if I'm understanding how it cycles through the elements from that picture earlier, next up will be Terror and Life.

>>22742261
So Life + Doom on him followed by some Sparkle and/or Radiance spell? I can get behind that.

>>22742231
God damn wizard.

Don't stop now, can we attack it with Life+Doom and try to create a fungal negative status with boosted efficiency due to his already wet, dirty state?

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With a makeshift ice barrier, Yachett is still in the lead. But the Untamable Untomeable has finally received advice from a friend of his own...

Who will emerge the victor in this magical duel? Bird or book? Poultry or Pages?

Thanks so much for participating everyone; this has been a fantastic five hours. Until next time!

>>22742361
Great fun as always, thanks Narrator.

>>22742361
>five hours
Already? Damn... Thanks, I'm looking forward for more.

>>22742361
Yatchett to that, my good narrator.

>>22742361
I love this quest so much.

>>22742361
thanks, op~

Thank you, OP. Excellent as always.