[X]Declare war on a neighboring state.

>Go talk/seduce Ranmaru

MUST HAVE

[x]Declare war on a neighboring state

Firs we git da states, den we get da wimmen.

>>25065643
>Firs we git da states, den we get da wimmen.
"Hey babe, how about we go find ourselves a nice private place ANYWHERE ON THE ISLAND OF OKINAWA. The whole thing. I own it."

Yeah! That's the kinda guy I wanna be.

>>25065585

[X]Declare war on a neighboring state.

We go declare the war! Why? Because we can!

[x]Go talk/seduce Ranmaru

I never get rid of her despite her being pretty shit, must have.

>>25065668
You and me both, you and me both...

>>25065668
She's fairly decent once you get her and What's-His-Name-The-Lolicon completed.

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>>25065667

[X]Pick on Sill
[X]Declare war on a neighboring state.

Had forgotted that we should pick on our slave first then we can declare the war!

Are we true history?

Is...is there any way...will there be a way

to save Kou from badness?

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Ah yes. Since you're a ruler, you can very well do whatever you want right?
And what you want right now is excitement, and nothing is more exciting than a war.
"Sill!~" you all out to your pink-haired slave, "call in 3G. We're going to war."
"Eh~? But Rance, why are we goign to war?"
"Coz I'm bored."
"That's it?"
"That's it. Now call 3G and let's declare war on someone."

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3G arrives. He's a spirit that lives with the Oda family, and thier minister of... everything.
"3G! Declare war!"
"On who?" the three-faced old man asks.
"Everyone!"
"We can't have that! We'll be crushed! Remember your promise to our lord Nobunaga!"
"Hmnnn..." He's kinda right, you can't protect/rule a crushed state afterall. "Who can we go to war against then?"
"But why go to war?" the old man asks as he pulls out scrolls filled with that chicken scratch writting system they use.
"Coz I'm boooored!"
"Eh...?"
"Come on man! Who can we fight?" you demand of the old spirit.
"W-well... There's the Hara family. Total Military strength comparable to ours. They mostly have archers in their ranks."
"A-and there's the Ahikagas. Troops are around double of ours, 2 territories, they have a lot of Mikos in their army."
"Mikos?"
"Healers."
"i see.. Who else?"
"There's the Iga, large territory, almost the whole army is ninjas."
"An army of black people?"
"Ninjas sir, covert operations and such.... Let me ask again sir, are you sure you want to go to war?"
"OF COURSE!"
"well, sir... who do I send a declaration to?"

[ ]Hara
[ ]Ahikaga
[ ]Iga
>pick a sub-action
[ ]Talk to Kouhime
[ ]Pick on Sill
[ ]Talk to/seduce Ranmaru

>>25065668
ranmaru is great until you get that pussy boy from Akashi.
then she gets to be defence forces only.

>>25065794
[x]Hara
lets find our feet, combat-wise against the punchingbags.

>sub
[x]Pick on Sill

>>25065794
[x] Hara
[x]Talk to/seduce Ranmaru
Eh, why not?

>>25065794
>Hara
Then
>Talk to/seduce Ranmaru

>>25065794
Archers dishonoraburr.
Bring shame to Drac- er... Japan.
Bushido demands we destroy them for the Dragon.
[x]Hara

>>25065794

[X]Hara

[X]Pick on Sill

>mfw I am literally playing this for the first time right now
>mfw got it last week friday

...Declare war on Ahikaga, because screw heartstamp.

>>25065854
fucking have fun, man.

>>25065794
>[ ]Ahikaga
>[ ]Talk to/seduce Ranmaru
Gufufu, I am the master of strategy!

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>>25065794
"SEND A DECLARATION OF WAR TO HARA! Archers. Fucking archers. We'll steamroll them to the ground! BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
"V-very well sir...." 3G goes out of the room shaking his head.

That done, you decide to take a walk and try to find Ranmaru.
She's a feisty one that, playing hard to get and all, but you know she'll be pretty good at what it counts, judging from those hips of hers.

You find her behind the castle, practicing her swordmanship.
She glares at you coldly as you walk up to her.
"..."

[ ]"Sexual relations!"
[ ]"Have you seen my longsword?"
[ ]"I am lord Rance and you are now my woman!"

>>25065921
[ ]"Have you seen my longsword?"

[X]"Sexual relations!"
[X]"Sexual relations!"
[X]"Sexual relations!"
[X]"Sexual relations!"
[X]"Sexual relations!"

>>25065921
"Have you seen my HYPERWEAPON?"

Fixed that for you.

>>25065921
[x]"Have you seen my longsword?"

>>25065921
[X] Sexual relations!

>>25065921
[x]"Does everyone here dress like a retard, or are you special?"

>>25065921
>[ ]"Have you seen my longsword?"

No seriously, I put it in some dude and can't find it anymore, where is it?

>>25065972
This.

Shameful that one of our warriors would expose their legs, any spearman worth his salt would make short work of her.

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>>25065921
"Sooo... Have you seen my HYPERWEAPON?"
You fumble around with your pants, trying to reveal your hyperweapon in all it's glory, but the clasps get caught and you are unable to do it fast enough.
Ranmaru bows silently and walks away.
"I'll get you next time." you mumble as you make note to try it again with your clasps undone beforehand.
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A couple of days later and the Oda and Hara families are officially at war.

WAT DO?
[ ]Atack
[ ]Strengthen number of troops
[ ]Covert actions
[ ]Demand surrender

*add a roll*
taking the 3rd roll to apply to the most popular choice

Rolled 25

>>25066115
[x]Covert actions
d100's, right?

Rolled 204

>>25066115
Hara is a pushover.

Kill them in one turn.
Attack.

Rolled 67

>>25066115
[x]Attack
Charge!!!
Ride down the cowardly archers!!!!!

>>25066101
Not to mention the fact that she literally would not be able to draw her sword from the scabbard. Compare her arm length to the sword.

>>25066115
I'm becoming a bit scared about the fighting capacity of this nation-state, honestly. Can we take a time-out for like... 10, maybe 15 years? To train the stupid out of the troops?

>>25066115
Oh shit there are purple nazis on the map, STRENGTHEN NUMBER OF TROOPS, PREPARE FOR BLITZKRIEG.

>>25066157
Well...

You arent wrong...

Still waiting on a third roll. that 2nd one did not count by virtue of not being 1d100

Rolled 40

>>25066115
Fuck it, here's the third roll.

Rolled 565

>>25066200
Hey fag, when did you say it had to be 1d100?

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>>25066115
[x]CHARGE
For the Coordinator.

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>>25066203
>attack
You and a number of troops try to take over one of the Hara's fortifications on the border, but being in a defended position, and having enough archers to fill the sky with arrows, you are forced to retreat.
You lose 10% of your total troops in that one battle.
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"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FUUUUUUUCKING ARCHERS!"
You scream in exasperation as you retreat behind the treeline.

[ ]attack again [automatic -10 due to troop shortage]
[ ]gather troops
[ ]Covert actions
[ ]demand surrender

Again, add a roll
taking third.

>>25066209
well then, let's make it official, ALL ROLLS WILL BE 1d100 [unless specified]

Rolled 4

>>25066286
Charge in by ourself and fuck the gate open
We shall fight in the shade
( covert action )

Rolled 78

>>25066286
>[ ]Covert actions
we shall covertly steal their women

Rolled 92

>>25066286
[x]demand surrender

because Fuck them that's why

>>25066330
holy I cant believe this It'll actually work

>>25066355

Well... it is not 100%...

>>25066355
>>25066355
actually, the Covert Actions option has more votes, the QM will just use the roll

Rolled 44

>>25066286
X covert action X

>ctrl-f, rape
>0 results
Something is amiss

>>25066303
>>25066320
>covert actions
Taking 3G's suggestion, you send a troop under the cover of night to attack the fortification.
The troops, while not really experts at this sort of thing, are lucky enough to catch the fortress' soldiers off-guard after 'victory' celebrations.

With a quick opening of the gates and a rush of warriors inside, the fortification is won.
>HARA BATTLES 1 of 2 won.

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That morning, at Hara's main castle.
"they conquered our border defences! The Oda are marching this way!" The people inside lament.
Akihime, the wasteful, vain wife of the state's ruler, demands that her husband make them shut-up.
"Y-yes my dear..."

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WAT DO NOW?
[ ]Attack [still at -10]
[ ]gather troops
[ ]Covert actions
[ ]Demand surrender
* add a roll*
still taking the third roll

>>25066586
Have sex with one of the women from the occupied fort.

Rolled 72

>>25066586

Demand surrender

Rolled 7

>>25066586
>[ ]Covert actions

Lets make Akihime shut up with our HYPERWEAPON

Rolled 63

>>25066586

Demand surrender, also have sex with woman.

>>25066586
>[x]gather troops
We got a shitload of retards for troops, nigga.
Need to fix that.

Rolled 85

>>25066586
>[ ]Demand surrender
may aswell try

>>25066655
woo, we make them surrender hard

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>>25066621
Being tired of being showered with arrows, you march up to the castle gates and demand their surrender.
"FUCK YOU HARAS. SURRENDER NOW AND I WON'T BURN YOUR COUNTRY TO THE GROUND!"
You shout, your troops standing behind you.
"N-Never!" reply the distraught defenders.
"Really now?" you pull out your sword Chaoes and with one mighty cleave, cut the gates in half.
"NOW DO YOU SURRENDER?"
"...." noises inside the castle, people are talking of surrender.
Finally, a representative comes out and meets you,
"D-do you promise to treat all your prisoners fairly?"
"YES! SPECIALLY THE WOMEN!"
"D-do you promise to rule our land with justice?"
"I WILL RULE YOUR LAND WITH JUST DICK!"
"v-very well... We, the state of Hara, submit ourselves to you." he kneels on the ground and prostrates himself.

HARA CONQUERED.
WAT DO?

[ ]Find that dick that used to be their ruler
[ ]Find that dick former ruler's wife
[ ]Raid their treasury
[ ]Burn the castle to the ground

>>25066823
find the wife

>>25066823
soo what roll/post do you catually accept? the 3rd to respond or the 3rd of the most voted for option?

>>25066823
>[ ]Find that dick former ruler's wife

>>25066847
most voted.

>>25066858
really? because in that last post he took the 2nd roll of the most voted for option, im just confused as to what the win criteria is for a choice/vote

>>25066823
[x]Find that dick former ruler's wife and rape her with the maids

>>25066823
>"I WILL RULE YOUR LAND WITH JUST DICK!"
Gahaha?

[x]Raid their treasury

We need money for soldiers and the women are going nowhere.

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>>25066823
[x]WARCRIMES

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Now growing bored of this business, you decide it's time to go back to your main line of trade, pleasure.
"Hey you," you ask the prone man at your feet. Where's the dick former ruler's wife?I hear from my men that she's quite a looker."
"S-she.. She's in her room on the 4th floor." Answers the man, who was, unknown to you, the 'dick former ruler'.
"Great!" you kick him aside and rush on in.
In shame, Hara Souji takes his life later that day...

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"HONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY I'M HOOOOOOME!"
you yell as you kick down the door to the princess' bedroom.
"Who are you! Get out of here right now or I will have you beheaded!" the occupant shouts out in indignation

She's a looker alright. A little short, but still full figured.

[ ]I am here to claim my prize [fuck her]
[ ]You are my prisoner now [have her work for you]

>>25066876
I used the 3rd vote overall, for the most voted option.

>>25066975
>I used the 3rd vote overall, for the most voted option.

gotcha, althouth it seems weird and arbitrary, its not like this is supr srs

>[ ]You are my prisoner now [have her work for you]
>[ ]I am here to claim my prize [fuck her]

why not both in that order, cause once shes our prisoner we can claim our 'prize' whenever we want

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>>25066975
[X] Fuck her while fantasizing about seashells.

>>25066975
>short
fuck no
>[ ]You are my prisoner now [have her work for you]

>>25066975
>[ ]You are my prisoner now [fuck her]

>>25066975
>[ ]You are my prisoner now [have her work for you]
because cockblocking is fun.

>>25066975
she seems somewhat competent, can we fuck her while she works for us?

>>25066975

>[x]You are my prisoner now [have her work for you]

Of course, offer to "claim our prize" if she is interested as an employee with benefits.

>>25067009
I AGREE GOOD SIR

>>25066975

>[x] am here to claim my prize [fuck her]

PLAY THE ROCK H-MUSIC!

>>25067095
I think you mean 'Rock East Germany Anthem"

Your left nut demanded thatt you push her down to the floor and have your way with her, but your right nut, the bigger of the two, says otherwise.
'Break her, seduce her. Soon enough she'll be begging for the D.' it said in it's soothing voice in your head.

"I AM LORD RANCE, RULER OF ODA, CONQUEROR OF HARA, AND YOU ARE NOW MY PRISONER!"
"W-what? We've been conquered?"
"YES. VERY WELL SO, INFACT."
"That fumbling fool of a husband...!"
"Anyway. You're my prisoner now, and I'll have you work for me."
"L-like a slave?"
"No. Not really, I already have a slave. You will be one of my generals."
"Why?"
"I will collect all the female archers in your land and put them together into one regiment. Said regiment will be under your command."
"F-fine...." She easily acquiesced.

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That night, in the master bedroom of your newly conquered castle, surrounded by more 'willing' subjects you picked out of the surrounding village, you dreamt of further conquest and coitus.

END OF PART 1 of ???

>next thread on, IDK, lol

>>25067161
>next thread on, IDK, lol

you better come back OP, this is hilarious and fun

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>>25067170
Oh. I will.
I WILL.

>>25067191
you fucking better, you just made me download this game

>>25067161

Wahahaha, our master plan commences! In good time, she will appreciate our method of madness and seek to be ours by her own choice.

Fun times in Ranceland.

guise

guise

we need archive

>>25067588
yea, someone needs to archive this and i'm too stupid

>>25067696
>>25067588
archived as per requested

>>25067161
>recruiting one of the worst commanders in the game
Why? The satisfaction bonus is better

This looks good. I'll probably be checking it in the archives. fuck timezones.

>>25066586 dat tripcode. I'm a quarter into the archive of MSQ. It's great, I hope I'll see more awesome GMing from you.

Please tell me you didn't just make a quest based off of an H-Game.