Rolled 59

>>25267640
>[X] I was a loli

>>25267640
> [X] A wench, strangled to death by a "gentleman.

>>25267666
Seconding this for the sake of amusement

>>25267666
>>25267681
Combine the two. We were a loli wench.

>>25267640
A nobleman fallen on the field of battle. Or at least what they claim truth be told we were poisoned which made us vulnerable on the battlefield. So when we died there would of been little suspicion. The bastards knew they couldn't take us on directly. So they just weakened us and have someone else do it for them.

>>25267666
We need more childish fun quests.

>>25267697
Virginity is important.

>>25267640
[x]a baker, strangled by a deranged hobo for my bread, my labor of love

>>25267640
If you don't want your quest to go up in flames ignore the loli suggestion. Especially considering your a new qm.

>>25267681
Seconding this. Not loli though, participated in too many little girl quests on /tg/ recently.

>>25267711
Why is virginity important?

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>>25267743
Nothing wrong with Lolis.

>>25267715
Awesome idea not-me, we should totally be a baker. Right guys? And that's definitely not me.

>>25267771
Because.

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>>25267711

A test I say, A test for virginity!

>>25267743
It wouldn't matter either way if you were a loli or not, akuma-chan. Either way, you will soon be an adorable, human-mutilating, psychotic, mechanical monster!

>>25267773
The only two things that compare are waifus and fetish shit. All of which make for terrible quests.

>>25267773
Eh, they're kinda turning into a cliche around here though...I mean yeah, I get it's mostly an attempt to avoid the waifu crap, but it doesn't really work out most of the time anyway.

> [x] Other
A clown who used to work with a traveling circus our parents sold us to.
We had a Siamese twin, but after he died of sickness, we were left behind to starve and rot.

>>25267804
Well, considering we're dead we can't really move and find out.
Mind resurrecting us?

>>25267715
Second

>>25267807
Hey, fetish shit works if well run with engaged but not obsessive player base. Loli quest do tend to die young though...

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This here is your new body!

Those arms are extra good for stabbing the person that missed you enough to take up this amazing deal of resurrection!

>>25267804
>test virginity with a spoon pulled from a hat.
Ow.
I approve this change of direction.

>>25267879
The problem is they tend to draw said player base which is beyond toxic.

>>25267897
But that looks ewww.
Can't we have one like yours?

>>25267897
Who was this person?

>>25267923
>>25267879
See?
Look who is derailing the thread now!

>>25267933
Apparently we are Claire.

>>25267969
>>25267969
That's from the manga

>>25267969
No, OP is just using that universe and shit.

>>25267897
So who do we kill horribly to get to lv.1?

>>25267942
Fair enough, I had no interest in continuing since the other anon made a point that I don't disagree with, quests that draw bad players end up being bad quests. Quests that draw good (quest appropriate) players and have good QMs are generally quite fun.

>>25267640
Shepard. Lets invent marxism early. Burn the corrupt society down. Replace it with an even more corrupt society.

Honestly, not sure where this quest is going.
Since we basically just turn into Kill-y machines on the scale of Tyranids.

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>>25267897

Or at least, it will be... hmm... Shame about those blunt bits.

>>25267927
It'll get a lot more fun.


>>25268004
And a tad loosely, mind you. AR-like.
>>25267933
It's a metal skeleton that I made! It's for sticking your soul in! You know, so you have parts to murder your loved one with.

As it is, I see three for the Strangled Baker, and 3 for some kind of wench, or a little girl that thinks she's as good as one.

3 Baker
3 (Loli) Wench.

Granted, in medieval Europe a 12 year old could be a perfectly acceptable wench.. right?

Bah.. Enough with this nonsense

Seems that you baked bread that was far too delicious for a particular beggar, and in a struggle for food in a poor part of the castle's town, you were killed for your creation of love...

Hmm... I see...

Now! Who is the one that called you back!

>[] Your grieving widow of a whore wife who's guilt over your passing caused her to turn away from god and speak with me <3!

>[] Your Son, or Daughter whom you've loved just as much as the craft of your ever-gentle bread...

>[] A dear friend of yours and a frequent customer. They mourned your loss the most as you had no immediate friends or family.

>[] (Other)

>>25268001
>>25268004
We needed a name, I find Claire acceptable and it happens to match the image. But fine, nominating "Claire" as our name.

>>25268085
>[X] Our loli daughter

>>25268085
>[] A dear friend of yours and a frequent customer. They mourned your loss the most as you had no immediate friends or family.
specifically, a friend we've known since we were born, our best bro

>>25268085
>Dear friend
We get to eat him or at least horribly murder him, right?

>>25268110
Who had an unrequited crush on us. I like it.

>>25268110

This, we want to be a virgin girl.

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>>25268081

You'll be having your own mind, a sense of self, bonus points for extremely horrible murders, need to evade, hide from, and kill exorcists, advancing ranks among the Akuma army and... I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>>25268175
Well, semi-androgynous monster spawned from the soul of a murdered twelve year old girl (virgin), dark magic and para-science. Seriously, probably no sewual content in this quest, just gratuitous, tasteful violence and horror.

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Akuma quest?
I need to brush up on D. Gray man.
But for now, I'll cast a vote for >>25268110

>>25268110
Lets go for the friend

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>>25268318

You sir are an informed Gentleman. Welcome to Akuma Quest.

Though it's decidedly Baker... Mostly in part due to the fact that the murder by hobo amuses me.

>>25268110
>>25268161

Combining these two. . . Now it truly begins...

>>25268404
You sir are a good QM.

>>25268404
Nope, loli killed by Hobo.

>>25268422
Loli baker

[x]Pledge yourself to Malfeas eternally in exchange for true pow-

Oh. Not that kind of Akuma. Nuts.

>>25268480
Well played. Personally I always thought of the Earl as a second, maybe third though that's a stretch, circle soul of TED

>>25268434
Loli baker apprentice killed by a hobo.
DEAL.

>>25268560
>baker apprentice
I will third if we were red-head

>>25268560
Sure sure, given that we're over ten in what 17th-18th century Europe I'd say our Master was probably abusing the hell out of us though.

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"Claire"

You awaken, a dark pit of hatred deep within your heart... You have a heart?

You look down, seeing only a skeletal metal chasis. "What... What is this?" You see a man in a large coat standing beside you, presenting you as though you are some kind of gift to someone... Someone... You look ahead, and there you see...

"Here you are my dear Jacob! Your dearly departed Claire has returned to you!" The tall, impish man speaks down to your child-hood friend... gently... as though they too were dear and old friends.

Jacob approaches your cold, hard metal chassis as you feel within yourself a boiling, churning hatred for the man... how could he... how could he do this to you!?

"C-Claire? Is it... Really you? This man... he said that he could bring you back.. I called your name, I called your name and.." The man approaches you with a shocked wonder, the dirt upon his pants from work in the fields, freshly wet dirt leaving lines down his face from recent, and new tears.

You scream at the man, he did this to you," What have you done Jacob?! How could you put me in this state?! I hate you! I'll hate you as long as I live!"

Your old friend is taken aback, and the color leaves his face. The Tall man with the coat and mask chuckles out loud at the despair and confusion written all over his face.

"Very good Claire! Very good! Now, if you would kindly... Kill this gentleman and wear his skin... I can make my appointment for tea with my family! <3" The man speaks casually, as though murder is light, and outright slaughter is just another thing to do.

The bindings upon your body release you, and you fall to the ground, rising up with the man in your oculars. "Kill you... I will kill you.

"Claire... N-no..."

How will you butcher this horrible man?

>>25268610
A bridge too damn far! We need a soul for the resurrection.

>>25268649
What sort of body is this?
Is this like our own body?
In which case, push him down as if we were his lover.
And then kiss him, slowly move our head lower, the bite through his throat.

>>25268649
Axe him a question.

Repeatedly until he stops moving

>[] Blades, the most artistic weapon that could be at your disposal. Nothing like opening up some guts and painting the town red!
>[] Claws, the feel of ripping flesh apart with your own hands.. or whatever these are... it excites you...
>[] Hammers, you need to leave the body in tact, right? No, that's not why you want them, you just wannt his bones to break... crumble...
>[] Crossbow, I need to be so personal with him, He is an eyesore to be removed, a single shot will be all that it takes to end him.
>[] (Other)

>>25268649
Through the eye, quick and painless.

then try to summon him as our partner in crime, like a horrible, demon twisted less romanian version of hansel and gretel

>>25268702
[X] Bite through his neck after hugging and kissing him.

go for the legs so he may not run
go for the hands so he cannot touch us
go for the throat so he can not beg
go for the eyes so he can not see us
then go for the heart that grieved so he will be still again.

>>25268702
FIRE CROSSBOW!

>[] Claws, the feel of ripping flesh apart with your own hands.. or whatever these are... it excites you...

>>25268693
Left that open for decision, though at your core, you are a metal skeleton like the picture in >>25267897

You will be evolving to level 1 right after this.

Also, I will nbe taking my own spin on things, so understanding the series itself will not be necessary for this!

>>25268702
>[] Hammers, you need to leave the body in tact, right? No, that's not why you want them, you just wannt his bones to break... crumble...
go slowly, first legs, then arms and make him suffer

>>25268702
[X] Blades
Bonus points if we can skin him, let him see us wearing his skin, then tear his eyes out before he dies.

>>25268721
I like it.
Even better considering >>25267897 is our current body.

>>25268735
>>25268729
>>25268727
I feel as if this will influence what sort of weaponry we'll encounter in the future.
I think having a more subtle weapon may help us, considering OP said we'll be hunted.

>>25268649

Tkae a cut at his leg and let him run away a bit, and after that whiel he is running in terror anotherr cut, and after a while another cut.
He will cry and try to run but he will have to stop at one point leaving a trail of blood.

When he stops lying down, stab 4 bolt rounds to the hands and arms pining him to the floor

And watch him die slowly with cold eyes .

>>25268769

Intuitive.

>>25268769
We can likely get more weapons as we go. Nothing wrong with having a ranged one.

>>25268790
We're a killing machine, not a torture machine.

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>>25268797
Not to mention, I really rather love Loli Vampires.

>>25268803

You will have a human form and a demon form.

This action will influence the initial weapon of your demon form.

I see 2 teeth 1 crossbow 1 blades 1 claws 1 hammer

Hehe...

>>25268824
Actually, the one vampire is a good guy (literally on the side of the unfallen angels) in the manga.

Unless there is a change in consensus, You will have fangs as your primary weapon!

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>>25268884
Chomp.

>>25268903
I remember dropping it after awhile due to impatience, I should pick it up again.

>>25268933
It'd be good for seductive purposes.
Pose as a wench, get into position, and CHOMP.

>>25268702
A rolling pin. Once a baker, always a baker. Roll his guts out like an old toothpaste

>>25268933
Can we survive decapitation?

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>>25268950
>>25268939
CHOMP?

>>25268965
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk

>>25268953

Marvelous. I can only hope that others will see your wisdom.

>>25268965
That's about what it'd be in actual monster-mode.

>>25268962
From Conventional weaponry? possibly.
From an Innocence weapon?
HAHAHAHA You're fucking dead.

Also, as I said, your appearance is dependent on the person that calls you back.


>>25268950
You will be wearing Jacob's skin.

>>25268884
Disappointing, but I'll live. Can we at least get drill-teeth or a mouth full of razors?

>>25268995
>You will be wearing Jacob's skin.
Well, in which case we'll be doing it to women instead.

>>25268995
>Ahaha
This is why I'd prefer not to attack with our head guys!

>>25269004

My god yes, aren't you just full of ideas!

The evolution of your body will be dependent on what you come up with! and if you fail to amuse me, what *I* come up with.

>>25269029
I like the rolling pin idea.

Going with the chops!

>>25269023
Remember though dude, we're really really weak.
At this stage it'd be DUCK DODGE AND HIDE MOTHERFUCKER.

>>25269023
Wait a minute, in our demon form could we open up new mouths on our hands, feet and torso? Cause if so I am now 110% present behind teeth as out primary weapon!

>>25269036
Sad. Rolling pin would of been fun

>>25269029
Then for godsake man, answer this >>25269053!

>>25269053

Glorious idea my dear elegen/tg/entleman.

Simply... glorious...

A twisted thought occurs to you... and you smile, bearing fanged metal teeth.

"Jacob.." You whisper gently, you smell his fear die down a touch," I'm sorry for saying those mean things... You... You always loved me, didn't you? I noticed... I just didn't think I'd be good for you... Will you... Will you accept me now? The way I am?" It's such a corny speech, yet true.. he had feelings for you that he was ever poor at hiding.
The way that he'd visit you every morning with your first bake of bread, and give you those eyes with the soft looks. Those were from the same man that turned you into this.. this monster...

He puts his arms down and nods," I.. I accept you Claire... I will always love you, no matter what..." You take his words in and hold your arms out, he takes you into his embrace...
"Kiss me Jacob.." You whisper, a metallic voice ringing out through your machinery. He leans in... and you open your mouth wide, chewing into your face and staring into his horrified eyes as you end him, eating him away.

You consume him... all of him... and in time you lurch and feel his form surge around your body as your souls are both locked within the coils of this metal monster.

And then... Claire was gone.

A piercing laugh rings out into the world, and soon dies down as the joke is no longer funny. You are born, an Akuma, without a name, your teeth, your most viscous weapon... The form of a man that you once new surges over your form and covers the bones of your metal skeleton, soft, warm, disgusting human flesh replacing the feeling of your glorious, cold machine body.

"Congratulations my dear new Akuma!<3 Now, if you would be a dear, go ahead and kill a few people... or a dozen... If I have need of you... I will visit! Tata!" The man in the mask opens an umbrella within the rain that has since started fallen and washed the dirt from your face.

>>25269258
What extent of disguise do we have?

He soon floats away like some sort of magical baby-sitter... Leaving you standing there with an increasing urge to... to murder..

What will you do first?

>[] Head over to Jacob's fields and tend them.
>[] Return to Claire's bakery and start up the oven.
>[] Seek an audience with the lord of this town.
>[] Visit the local tavern, get a few drinks in.
>[] (Other)

>>25269258
Off we go to murderville

>>25269290
>[X] Wander around town until nightfall acting depressed
Remember guys, our loved one just died.
We need to act depressed.

>>25269290
Oh god the bakery. Go there

>>25269290
Find the Hobo who murdered us to begin with and thank him, with our teeth

>>25269290
If its still a dark and stormy night, head for the tavern. If not, how many co-workers/family members did the late Jacob have?

>>25269324
>>25269321
>>25269310
Think of disguise guys, this guy was desperate enough to make a deal with the devil to bring her back.
I'm pretty sure if my girlfriend died I wouldn't just go hobo hunting or go back into Claire's bakery.

>>25269289

Currently, you appear as Jacob, flawlessly. However you draw no breath. Should someone aware of the "Unholy War" notice, you may be reported to an exorcist. Alternatively, if you are seen outright killing someone or transforming, that could also lead to rising suspicion. It would compromise your primary disguise.

That is, if you don't kill all the witnesses.

There will be upgrades that allow for additional disguises.

You will be rewarded for murdering people... The more creative, and horrible, the more bonus points.

>>25269352
>However you draw no breath.
Can't we imitate breath?

>>25269290
Wander the town, looking depressed.

>>25269308
Ooh, did Jacob have a not-so-secret admirer? Some little waif or friend who was smitten but he never noticed, pining after Claire? Someone desperate to console poor Jacob over his loss?

>>25269308
this.

remembering to breathe and blink every once in a while

>>25269386
No idea.
But we'll see.

since we ate his soul, do we have jacob's memories?

or do we only have claire's?

>>25269418
We didn't eat his soul I think.

Did jacob have a diary or somesuch? We should read to find out any secret that could blow our cover.

>>25269431
I think we did
>You consume him... all of him... and in time you lurch and feel his form surge around your body as your souls are both locked within the coils of this metal monster.
>soulS
>plural

>>25269431
yes we did.

>>25269345
I'd go hobo hunting

>>25269365

Still new to this. You'll need to get used to this new body!

>>25269431
Within your body exists both Jacob and Claire.
Standard Akuma procedure.

>>25269461
>>25269457
Oh, me dumb.
I doubt it though.

>>25269467
well Jacob got his wish then.

>>25269467
>Within your body exists both Jacob and Claire.
so memory absorbtion yea/nay?

Akuma Stat-time! <3

>Strength(1): A measure of your overall ability to overpower others, even in your human form. (1) your strength is about average for someone in the smithing profession.
>Durability(1) The measure of how much damage that is suffered through being attacked, and how much damage you can suffer before death. (1) Your metal bones resist are resistant enough to block any weapons a human could employ.
>Agility(1) A measure of your speed and ability to give more than you receive. (1) You are about as skillful as the average duelist, capable of outrunning a normal human mob.
>Willpower(1) A measure of your overall willpower, allowing you to resist murderous tendencies, and allowing you to better resist the anti-akuma properties if Innocence weapons.

>>25269467
Lets go to a seedy part of town our Jacob would never venture to normally. Lets try to go to a bar and find another lonely soul.

For murder purpose, of course.

>>25269501

You're a new being, you have ambient, relative memories of both. Yet you are neither. Akuma are akin to self aware machines powered by the suffering of the souls within and the misery they spread.

>Agility(1) A measure of your speed and ability to give more than you receive. (1) You are about as skillful as the average duelist, capable of outrunning a normal human mob.

>>25269534
In which case, >>25269519 while looking depressed.

For the record, I'll be stating this like AzureEarth's Holly Quest Redux. Both are monsterous quests and the stating makes general sense.

>>25269534
>you have ambient, relative memories of both.
I get that we're not claire or jacob, I'm just wondering if we know what they did, as if we don't infiltration and sneakyness is going to be much more difficult

>>25269546
second

>>25269508
Agility

Lets use statistics here. Most murder victim know their murderer, so killing people who have no connection to us is safer while we are this weak.

No exp to spend yet... You'll get some after some killing <3

Writing... now.

You look around, rain running down your face. You are by the church's graveyard. This place is for the dead and the grieving... You are neither.. you must put people here...
A smile splits open your face as you contemplate the feeling of chewing apart a disgusting human...

Right then, things to do, people to kill, things to see, scum to eat... Say... have you got a taste for bread?
Hell no, that shit is for flesh-bags.
Hard alcohol however...

You wander into one of the poorer parts of town, trying to remember to take a fake breath now and then, blink as rain runs over your eyes.. It's all so very irksome..
Arriving at quiet tavern, you enter and ellicit a nod from the barkeep. You try to smile in return, yet the man's eyes go wide and he quickly looks away. Perhaps your smile is creepy? Might be worth some time in the mirror...
You see that most of the patrons mind their own, a few friends speak to each other.. Ambient speak of the plague that's going around, possible treasures to find, the high taxes, the bullshit knights, and the goddamn inquisition always banging god into them.

You see a few lonelier souls around the tavern... A whore that's been eyeing you since you walked in, and a man with cards that has an empty chair in front of him.

> What will you do?

>[] Order a drink and make smalltalk...
>[] See if you can't come to an "agreement" with the nice lady.
>[]Take the man's apparent offer for a round of cards, perhaps drawing in others.
>[] (Other)

>>25269754
>[]Take the man's apparent offer for a round of cards, perhaps drawing in others.
We should have one hell of a poker face.

and going to a whore right after our sweetheart just died? not very classy to cheat on us

>>25269754
>[X] Order a drink and act depressed in a corner
Or >>25269795 but more depressed

>>25269754
>[]Take the man's apparent offer for a round of cards, perhaps drawing in others.

I love card games.

>>25269795
second his choice of >[x]Take the man's apparent offer for a round of cards, perhaps drawing in others.

However, I think it would be in character to go to the whore, you know, for some comforting.

>>25269754
>[] See if you can't come to an "agreement" with the nice lady.

Wearing Jacob's skin, we need to play up our charms as a "man". Lure our prey to a secluded alleyway or a nice quiet room at an inn. Take this slow, every victim from here on must be handled with precision and patience. We must make the most of this night.

>>25269754
We're playing depressed because of Claire's death, right? Start off drinking, cry a little and see if anyone approaches us.

Roll 1d100 for luck at cards!

Rolled 12

>>25269995

Rolled 36

>>25269995
what sorta system do you use?

Rolled 65

>>25269995
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW25qyEjWBw

Rolled 19

>>25269995
Is it best of first X rolls? Number of successes/fails withing X rolls?

Rolled 33, 7, 18, 94, 69 = 221

>>25269995

Rolled 38

>>25269995
rollin

Rolled 76

>>25269995

>>25270027
I'm fond of best of 3. Crit is 95+ Crit-fail is 5- Though the closer to either extreme increases the crit/fail


>>25270041
Hmm.. I'll take this and tack on +15 for your killer poker face.

Result, 80.

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>>25270094
>killer poker face.

Get it?

KILLER poker face?

I murder myself...

While we're playing poker we should antagonize someone who looks the type to follow a person out of the bar to attack them.

>>25270117
Of course you do.

Rolled 21

>>25270144
Seconding this. Lets antagonize the biggest asshole at the table.

You order a drink from the bartender, lowering your head and letting your wet brown hair hang over your eyes, giving you what must be the most depressing look. You find a few coppers in your pocket and slide them over, taking your mug and heading over to the gambler.
"Mind if I sit?" You say, roughly. You're a man after all.
The man sets a shuffled deck down and takes a swig of his own poison... Heh, you like that... poison... before looking you in the eyes with a measure of concern,"Rough night?"
"Yeah.. My girl passed... You deal?"
"With pleasure, my good man.

The cards are dealt and even with some booze in you, you're still playing straight... the man can't read your expression and you soon win a great deal of his money, not that it matters.

He soon sets his cards down and stares at you, trying to figure you out. "You always win at cards like this, son?"
"Not usually.. Things need to turn around eventually though, right?
"Suppose they should," the man deals another hand.

A new man comes over to the table and takes a seat, and the three of you order a round.

Into the night, more men join and you clean most of them out while talking shit about all the things you're going to do with their money... one of the bigger men seems to start getting angry...

The whore at the bar seems to be watching you win big...

As they coins are stacked on your side of the table, and your poker face unreadable, you've got a reasonable stack of coppers and silvers.

>[] Leave, being as obvious as possible with your winnings.
>[] Taunt the big man further.
>[] Buy the wench for the evening, you'll get your money back of course.
>[] Start a bar-brawl...
>[] (Other)

>[] Taunt the big man further.
then swagger on out.

Rolled 70, 71, 35, 5, 19 = 200

>>25270274
walk out like a chill motherfucker

>>25270274
Big Man, whores have pimps and shit that will notice if they go missing

Rolled 49

>>25270274
>[] (Other)
lose the next hand, but make sure the big man doesn't get his money back, then leave

>>25270274
[X] Start a bar-brawl...

Do it big.

>>25270312
Can we please count that 5?

>>25270332
Why? A roll was not called for.

>>25270330
No. We don't want to be memorable. Memorable people that punch above their weight-class and don't breath get reported to the exorcists.

>>25270372

No one gets reported if no one survives.

Rolled 13, 82, 59, 36, 47 = 237

>>25270332
Why? this isnt roll low

Lets just leave without attracting too much attention.

>>25270396
No rolls were called for you faggot.

Rolled 64, 29, 100, 24, 92 = 309

>>25270394
walk out, if there is a fight, slaughter them all

>>25270400
We need kills

>>25270366
If you roll a critfail, it should count, if you roll multiple dice, when uncalled for, they should be weighted to disproportionally accept failure (so only a 100 on the first dice will count as a critsuccess, where as a 5 or below on the first five will result in failure). bad habits (like rolls everywhere) shouldn't be rewarded or ignored.

>>25270394
Our problem is that we went with an unsubtle as fuck weapon.

Rolled 2

>>25270414
>slaughter them all

what part of DO NOT ATTRACT ATTENTION do you not understand. there are people who kill creatures like us for a living and we are still weak. we need to lay low

>>25270421
I hope someone will follow. We have attracted too much attention as is.

>>25270394
No one gets identified if everyone dies. Depending on whether anyone's left the bar since we got here we could still be placed at the scene of a massacre...

big man will most likely follow.

>>25270446
See subtly doesn't matter when you set fire to the place afterward.
The story will be a bar room brawl that got out of hand.

>>25270483
generally there are survivors to a fire. Especially with the exit right there.

Taking it here and now gentlemen!

What will it be!

Lose a hand before swaggering on out of the bar?

Or will you go big and make the whole place go wild!?

It is still currently raining, though a fire is still possible. Especially with enough spilled booze!

>>25270274
I think we should do a mix of the first three.

"Come lassie, looks like I am the only real man here. What say we get out of here for the night?" Put the money in the most obnoxiously jingly bag you have, sling your arm around the wench's neck, and strut out.

>>25270506
That is why you let the ones who get away spread the story and eat the ones who didn't run fast enough.

>>25270414
Perhaps it's being in so many quests where the dice are the biggest chucklefucks in the thread that's making me say this, but TURN YOUR GODDAMN DICE OFF! We might have needed that 100.

>>25270531
>Lose a hand before swaggering on out of the bar?

>>25270542
>Muh dice

You say that like previous rolls matter about future rolls

Rolled 69, 26, 4, 97, 37 = 233

>>25270506
nobody finds out if we kill everyone in the town, then vanish

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>>25270559

Superstition to the false Dice gods.

All gods shall die within Akuma quest!

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>>25270567
Your constant rolling offends me.

Starting a brawl then using that as a distraction to start a fire sounds tempting, but its kinda risky.

We can try that after a couple kill, lets start small, like the big man or the hooker.

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>>25270574
>threatening that which cannot die
I'a I'a alea ftagn

Rolled 58, 26, 62, 81, 19, 68, 97, 5, 37, 36, 58, 94 = 641

>>25270598
That is a shame.

Rolled 11, 92, 45, 1, 90 = 239

>>25270542
Dude, you realize that the dice dont work like that right?

>>25270531

>Lose a hand before swaggering on out of the bar?

Rolled 99, 24, 31, 65, 81 = 300

>>25270598
Thats cool

>>25270616
Stop taunting the dice gods you fucking faggot!

Rolled 22, 21, 66, 26, 68 = 203

>>25270642
...

Well, I'm seeing two for walking on out like hot shit.

Is that what we want to be? Hot shit?

Rolled 77, 92, 99, 77, 58, 15, 97, 19, 26, 10 = 570

>>25270633

DICES FOR THE DICE GOD
DUBS FOR THE DUBS THRONE

Rolled 75, 14, 47, 49, 93, 90, 29, 60, 46, 96, 19, 62 = 680

>>25270642
Oh, this is funny.

>>25270681
Are you counting the previous votes, or just the ones linked?

Rolled 86, 100, 48, 86, 75 = 395

>>25270682
... dubs ...

>>25270707
Linked.

Rolled 1

pls enough pls

Rolled 71, 24, 53, 38, 89 = 275

>>25270727
>1d1
Pleb

>>25270723
In that case count one for starting a fire.

>>25270559
>>25270616
Good rolls are a precious resource to be sparingly given out at the Based Dice God's favor. Using them up on a rolls like that can only fuck us over.
Yes, I know it's all psuedo-random and using them up makes no real difference. It's just that you end up seeing the dicegod as a vengeful bitch that's out to kill you when all the good rolls happen to not count for whatever reason.

>>25270766
I've had /tg/ dice just completely fail at getting the player killed before. It's the sort of thing that terrifies you.

Rolled 8, 18, 47, 85, 91 = 249

>>25270766
>Dicegod
>Female

I know what to pray for

You smile at the rather large man, you surmise him to be a lumberjack or a blacksmith... maybe a pig thrower? He just looks like a brute to you, nonetheless... You could tear into him with your teeth... and you'd like to... you'd really like to...

However, there are too many watchers...

You whistle over at the woman that's been eyeing you,"Hey there lass. Seems that I'm the only real man here.." You see hard looks from the other men. They're glaring at you... "What say we get out of here for the night?" You throw the cards down obnoxiously and collect your winnings in the middle of the game.
The big man steps up to you as you make to move," Hey, I had a good hand, I think you were about to lose a lot of that money... right about now..." His voice comes out thick and husky, yet deadly threatening.
You wave off the man's threat," Yes, yes, I'll be leaving now. And thank you for your money." You move away and the man swings a haymaker and you slip past the slow punch, walking over to the wench, even as the bearded man turns around and picks up his chair.
"What say you and I..."

roll 1d100.

Rolled 46

>>25270868

Rolled 80

>>25270868
Nat 1? Nat 1.

Rolled 28

>>25270868
Stupid humans...

Rolled 5

>>25270868

Rolled 41

>>25270868
dodge like a fish

>>25270896
Well fuck

>>25270923
>>25270899

It's fine, I'm looking at first 3. For next round, I'll check the first 5 or something.

>>25270893
Well shit, now we have too many witnesses seeing us depart with her. This better fucking turn into a bar fight with us sneaking out in the commotion.

>>25270957
Whoops, meant to link >>25270868, sorry about that.

Rolled 32, 77, 15, 49, 4 = 177

>>25270957
oh it wont be a fight, itll be a slaughter

Rolled 24, 83, 73, 44, 31, 37, 39, 94, 57, 13 = 495

>>25270957
It's our best option at the moment.

We can either sneak out of the brawl and hope someone will follow or we can use the brawl as a cover to torch the place.

>>25271031
>torch the place
Am I sensing fire breath as a secondary weapon down the road?

So, we're going to end up eating her out?

Rolled 59

>>25271067
CARLOOOOOOS

The duck under a swung chair and it whips across the whore's face, destroying her profession.
You calmly turn on your heel and walk out of the bar as the man yells at you again, you go into a run this time as the rampaging man chases you.

With a hop onto a table, you kick off and send it back into the man as he roars again, other men from the table swing a bottle over his head, trying to knock out the berserker.
The man rampages on however, much to your surprise. He tosses the table and it crashes into some other patrons, pissing more people off..

While you had intended to leave, this is actually a bit interesting...

What's the next course of action?

>[] Burn the place. burn it all down.
>[] Transform and kill everyone.
>[] Slip out among the chaos, stealth kill those that try to escape.
>[] (Other)

>>25271121
>>[X] Burn the place. burn it all down.
You have to cook your food first.

>>25271121
Sneak kills all day, all night. Then torch the place once it gets boring and it is no longer viable to sneak kill

Start throwing furniture around, conveniently miss everyone... but throw so that every chair and table you throw blocks a door.

Then burn the place down.

>>25271121
>[X] Slip out among the chaos, stealth kill those that try to escape.

>>25271169
I'll support this.

>>25271121
[X] Burn the place. burn it all down.

Make sure to let a couple of people escape to tell of the violent drunk who started a fight.

>>25271121
Sneaky sneaky

>>25271169
You sir are smart. However, methinks we should transform + slaughter THEN burn it all.

>>25271121
All these votes for fire-
I'm so proud.

Rolled 75, 43, 30, 11, 72, 96, 4, 60, 29, 94 = 514

>>25271121

[X] Burn the place. burn it all down.

With all that spilled alcohol because of that brawl, imagine what would happen if a lantern or a candle was knocked down.

>>25271223
Block all escape paths first, before we transform into an Exorcist-reportable monster.

Did /tg/ die or what?

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With a lull in the violence directed at you and more men drunk and pissed off at the pig thrower, you take this opportunity to slug a few of the men, destroy kegs , throw mugs everywhere... and then you begin with the chairs... all the chairs and tables.
You pitch them at doors with a bit of effort and soon find that the men have had all exits blocked off.

You grab an oil lantern and hop up upon the bar as the men tussle and fight each other on the ground, even the barkeep getting in on it.
"Attention, Attention everyone!" Some of the men stop the violence and look up at you, pausing for the moment. Your face splits into a smile,"You are all going to die! Thank you for your time!" You see their eyes go wide as you throw down the burning light source, and it all goes up in flames.. the men and wood covered in alcohol.
It is glorious. They stumble into the barricaded exits and find that there is nowhere to run as they attempt to grab through the burning wood... you feel satisfaction as you take in their screams...

And then you transform.

Your body stretches with a metal shell pushing outward, putting you down onto four mechanical metal paws, and with possession of an unhinged jaw that allows you to bite excessively large things. A human face upon your forehead and empty skeleton eyes that catch the flames of the fire that you started.

The men scream even more and you begin the slaughter...

> 320 exp

You kill them all... Not one man or woman left alive... You burst out of the back of the bar, into empty streets and a lack of eyes... No one survived that witnessed you transform..

You could go ahead and rampage the streets, though the next time you come around an exorcist could be traipsing about...

>[] Continue on with a lethal rampage.
>[] Seek out beggars and other fools that are alone.
>[] Find a spot safe from eyes and resume disguise.
>[] (Other)

Akuma Stat-time! <3

>Strength(1): A measure of your overall ability to overpower others, even in your human form. (1) your strength is about average for someone in the smithing profession.(100exp)
>Durability(1) The measure of how much damage that is suffered through being attacked, and how much damage you can suffer before death. (1) Your metal bones resist are resistant enough to block any weapons a human could employ.(100exp)
>Agility(1) A measure of your speed and ability to give more than you receive. (1) You are about as skillful as the average duelist, and capable of outrunning a normal human mob.(100exp)
>Willpower(1) A measure of your overall willpower, allowing you to resist murderous tendencies, and allowing you to better resist the anti-akuma properties if Innocence weapons.(100exp)

>[] Find a spot safe from eyes and resume disguise.
Easy does it.

Current Abilities

>Disguise(1) You have access to the standard form of an Akuma, and the human that you wear the skin of (100exp)
>Poison(1) Your blood-oil, contains a poisonous disease that can claim a human life within a week, breaking down the flesh slowly. (100exp)
>Fangs(1) Your killing weapon of choice so far. You have viciously sharp and crushing teeth able to bite away flesh and bone. (100exp)
>Personality(1) Your mind is still pretty blank for whatever it is. You find it hard to facilitate emotion, and express amy quirks you may have. (50exp)

Buy agility, willpower and strength.

>>25271546
>>[X] Find a spot safe from eyes and resume disguise.
Then, lets go home.

New Abilities:

>Flame Magic(1) Generates flame from thin air. Weak while its raining and won't burn wet targets. Will scare most people, however not strong enough to kill.
>Ice Magic(1) Saps heat out of the very air. Won't bother someone that's thickly dressed or do much during a hot day.. However it will indeed slow down a person, possibly putting them to sleep.
>Sonic Roar(1) A loud, resounding ability that could be thrown elsewhere at higher levels. Will scare weak-willed targets.
>Gravity Magic(1) Things are heavy, as is the air.. Human meat-bags don't believe in gravity yet.. but they will understand as they feel the weight upon their bodies, slowing them down and making armor cumbersome.

I will also take interesting suggestions!

oops, didn't realize there was more...

buy agility, willpower and fangs

>>25271546
>[] Find a spot safe from eyes and resume disguise.
>>25271568
>Durability(1)
>Agility(1)

>>25271568
1 in agil str and durability

>>25271599

>Human meat-bags don't believe in gravity yet

>15th century

Okay.

>>25271568
Lets get some durability, strength, and agility?

>>25271588
>>Fangs(1) Your killing weapon of choice so far. You have viciously sharp and crushing teeth able to bite away flesh and bone. (100exp)
>>Personality(1) Your mind is still pretty blank for whatever it is. You find it hard to facilitate emotion, and express amy quirks you may have. (50exp)
>>Disguise(1) You have access to the standard form of an Akuma, and the human that you wear the skin of (100exp)
Subtlety and death.

Rolled 78

>>25271568
agility and willpower. full disguise is a go.

unless we can go full the Thing

i say we get agility, durability and poison.

Maybe we could poison the local well with our poison?

>>25271599
New abilities cost 100 exp to purchase.

Rolled 57

>>25271644
Agility, willpower, personality

OP for the love of christ, put leveling up stuff all in a single post for the sanity of your players

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>>25271707

Won't fit sir, else I would!

>>25271736
Maybe just go for an X/Y label then.
Also disguise, personality, and poison as my votes

>>25271736
it's only about 15 characters over. a little editing could slim it down to a single post

>>25271787
second

Fangs, Willpower, Agility.

>>25271546
[X] Find a spot safe from eyes and resume disguise.

Don't get greedy now.
As to the upgrades get Willpower, Personality, and Gravity Magic.

>Fangs(1) Your killing weapon of choice so far. You have viciously sharp and crushing teeth able to bite away flesh and bone. (100exp)
>Agility(1) A measure of your speed and ability to give more than you receive. (1) You are about as skillful as the average duelist, and capable of outrunning a normal human mob.(100exp)
>Personality(1) Your mind is still pretty blank for whatever it is. You find it hard to facilitate emotion, and express amy quirks you may have. (50exp)

Agility is set.

Seeing at least 3 for disguise and poison...

and 3 for fangs and at least three for personality.

goddamn, this is harder on my own sanity...

>>25271617
did you see my votes?

>>25271937

yessir

Rolled 90, 23, 43, 98 = 254

>>25271899
>>25271921
We'll dice it then. Take the highest rolls, first is disguise, second is poison, third is fangs and fourth for personality

>>25271950
I'll throw in behind disguise and poison then

I'd prefer fangs, don't really care about the rest. Gotta improve our main weapon after all.

>>25271950
I'm in for poison and fangs. I want to see if we can have poisonous chainsaw teeth.

Well, it seems that poison and fangs, in fact have it... Just a moment by good akuma-chan! <3

>>25272012
You're awfully affectionate Lord Millenium

Your demonic form twists and you feel more... lithe... more... agile... Your blood oil greases your servos in just the right way and it feels so much easier to move.. simply delightful. You'll have no problem chasing down the fleshbags now!

>Agility(2) A measure of your speed and ability to give more than you receive. (2) You are about as skillful as a superier duelist, and capable of outrunning dogs, accursed muts...

You feel your blood-oil churning now that you think of it... Something about you feels all the more... toxic... corrosive...

>Poison(2) Your blood-oil, contains a poison that can claim a human life within 3 days, breaking down their flesh wit a signature Akuma disease. This oil coats all of your weapons.


And your fangs whiz as they extend and feel sharper, more dangerous and deadly... These teeth killed all of those people, biting, crushing them up... and now they're gone... the earl would be pleased...

>Fangs(2) Your killing weapon of choice so far. You have Razor sharp teeth capable of biting right through steel and bone alike.

>>25272156
one day, I dream that we will have chainsaw teeth... but that will be for a later day, it appears.

>>25272209
>one day, I dream that we will have chainsaw teeth... but that will be for a later day, it appears.

Keep dreaming, it will happen one day...

Lets go to our farm and tend our field to maintain our disguise. Maybe something will come up

You look about and decide to stop for now while you are ahead, dashing through allies upon your metal paws and slipping by most people, a black shadow with only gleams of moonlight catching your metallic form.

People scream, children cry, woman gasp, men go silent. And soon, after jumping off of a hovel, then onto and over the castle wall, you leap down and find the field that your ambient memory tells you that you had worked during the day.

The night washes down upon you, and at the edge of the field, you re-don your human skin... Yet then it strikes you... There's an old man living within the cottage of this shitty wheat and barley field.
One that you used to know... and a woman.. and a sister or two..

>[] Kill them... kill them all.
>[] approach them and act natural... as natural as you can manage...
>[] Stay away... Hunt for more men within the wood...
>[] (Other)

>>25272263
at night? that'll look suspicious.

let's go back to our house and lay low until daybreak. then we tend the fields to maintain a disguise.

that is, after finding a safe place to turn back into our disguise.

>>25272293
[X] Stay away... Hunt for more men within the wood...

If an entire family goes missing people will start asking questions.

>[] Stay away... Hunt for more men within the wood...

no way are we fooling direct family without any upgrades to willpower, disguise or personality.

>>25272293
Woods

>>25272335
besides, we can't just kill them all. we should save them for last, and leave one alive to become a potential Akuma

>>25272357

Now you're doing the devil's work!

I still say we should poison the town water supply with out akuma poison.

>>25272382
.... oh
yes. Blood in the water.

>>25272382

As a note, and I'll say this as Akuma are programmed with at least basic knowledge...

The resulting sickness is very obvious, it spreads Pentacles upon the skin. Higher levels may hide them, however not at the current level...

Higher levels can actually achieve mortality fast enough that it's not an issue.

Also, the poison is in your blood... and the blood is black.

>>25272427
darn. save that strategy for later.

>>25272382
>>25272418
but that'll just kill everyone and not leave any survivors.
besides, it just doesn't have what makes killing fun. being able to see the fear in your prey's eyes

There will be a time for causing the black plague... Hmmm.., Oh yes.

>>25272156
I just got a wonderful idea! Can we eject our blood-oil from different parts of our body? Better yet, can we evolve special pressurized nozzles for the same purpose? All sorts of applications come to mind:
-Weaponized recoil for incredible speed boosts and turning capabilities
-An encore of the night's festivities, spraying entire areas with our blood-oil to set up for more firey goodness
-Future upgrade to flamethrower canisters?
All sorts of fun stuff, really.

Darn.

Maybe we should pay a visit at our old workplace and check on our ex coworkers, you know, to reminisce about Claire.

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>>25272486
>Burning the blood Oil

Glorious...

Akuma have many random and increasingly unique abilities as they evolve. So far, for ideas we have:

> blood-oil cannons
> Chainsaw Teeth
> Opening up additional mouths across the body.

Keep it coming guys... It's all on you.

Mecha demon it up.

>>25272486
soon, we will become a killing machine with chainsaw teeth and the ability to spew poisonous fire.
It's a beautiful image.... think of the terror in our prey's eyes. priceless. and delicious

>>25272451
Black Plague is actually probably fairly good for akuma. ~33% is more or less optimal for leaving loved ones behind. Only plague that I can think of that would be better for us is the 10th one of Egypt. Perhaps we could evolve plague to trade speed for concealment. Give that anguish depression and suffering time to build for optimum profit.

The best sort of plague would be one that rots the flesh and bone, sorta like leprosy and has an extremely variable kill time. Anywhere from a day to a month. Theres nothing as horrifying as seeing things you need to function as a normal person drop off you.

You look at the hovel and you begin to walk towards it... though some outstanding reason pulls you away from it..

No... you would be discovered... you aren't a good enough actor as of yet... It would never do.

You look to the wood, thick and ripe with a fool or two. or two that may just be hunting this very night...

- - - - - - -

You track down a pair of hunters... likely a father and a child... you left some footprints to set them upon your trail, yet your agility allowed you to double-back around to their location...
You are in your demon form...

You'd suppose that the two are father and child, likely the first hunt that the boy's gone on with his father... The man showing the tricks of the trade being why they're so slow...

How will you handle this?

>[] Kill the father.
>[] Kill the Child.
>[] Kill them both, Wonder if there will be a search party?
>[] (Other)

You may also detail how you'd like to murder these two!

Remember, graphic horrible murder yields extra experience!

>>25272609
that evokes an even more beautiful image.
A machine with multiple mouths, all spewing poisonous fire as it's chainsaw teeth makes it sounds like a terrifying roar of some sort.

it's so beautiful, I would probably cry if I had the capacity.

>[] Kill the father.
Leave the child covered in viscera and blood.

Rolled 24, 78, 42, 72, 66, 28, 93, 70, 77, 27 = 577

>>25272748
>[x] Kill them both, Wonder if there will be a search party?

Make the boy watch while his father gets devoured.

>>25272809
and maybe an eyeball or two. Leave a few bones, make it look like some wild animal killed him.

>>25272701
So for our plague we want approximately 33% lethality preferably favoring children and teens with symptoms manifesting as leporsy and maybe oozing more of the oil with nice long period of time in which it might kill you before it gets better and maybe chance of sudden relapse up to years down the line? Oh yes also a week or two of incubation before onset so we can be well out of town by the time symptoms start showing.

>>25272748
Kill the father stealthily and hide again, let the boy wonder where he went for a moment before kill him too

>>25272851
oh, and act like your gonna kill the boy, then run back into the forest. I want to see if he pees his pants in fear.

>>25272748
Can we kill the dad out of the boys sight, then scare the shit out of him as he wanders the forest before we kill him too?

Oh yes, I wanted to mention.

The who and who at character creation was to have some impact on the Akuma for when personality is built.. It also helped establish background for where the character should or would be!

Still need to murder that goddamn hobo...

>>25272748
Kill the child in slowest most sadistic way possible after making father lame in one leg so he has to watch and cannot get help in time. Maybe set traps instead of doing it ourselves to prevent inquisitors everywhere

>>25272748
Kill the child.

>It was supposed to be my boy's first hunting trip
>I wanted it to be at night because that's how my father taught me
>Oh god it's all my fault
>I'd do anything to get my boy back
>Please, if anyone could bring him back it's you
>Have mercy on me, Duke

>>25272748
Observe them first. Which one shows the most signs of being so distraught with grief and despair that the horrible death of their loved one that they will beg their son/father to be back (thus calling upon the Earl to create more Akuma--which, if we feel mean, we could turture and eat to increase our own power),

As for killing them... bury them in the snow. Slowly crush them under more snow, and other matter (rocks, trees, etc.). Make sure that they don't know where each other are, but leave them enough strength and space so that they would call out to each other. As the weight on them increases, the calls will naturally get weaker, heightening their fear and terror (as well as eventual grief). Shift away the weight when one of them dies (or is close enough to death that they would die in the other's arms).

Though, make sure there is no one close enough to hear the calls.