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Adventure 04: Forest of Electricity! Sparkling Secotioid!

"Princess Annette."

"Countess Vice."

A simple greeting breaks the silence. The party is frozen in place, both in awe and confusion over this woman's sudden factoring into the equation.

So. There is an Anubis and a Vampire staring at one another dead center in the middle of the chamber, the piercing red demonic eyes clashing with the sullen royal purple glimmer. The reflection of light across one another's iris colors clash like a laser beam being shot from two different sides of the room.

It's uncomfortable. There hasn't been more than a few words exchanged, yet everyone can tell they hail from two separate sides of the spectrum, in both personality and impressionable atmosphere. Visa is wearing revealing golden clothing, that pale skin tone of hers accenting the flush bright coloring as if she were basking in all the riches of the world at once. Annette on the other hand, is wearing her usual bodystocking attire and cape, the dark recesses of her palette reflect her intentions and pedigree.

"Smoothly, smoothly! Am I correct in assuming than these fine men and women are apart of your -executive- capacities?", Visa hides her hands behind her back and steps forward like an army official inspecting the ranks.

"Hold it.", however Anny doesn't seem to let down her guard despite the vampire's casual tone, "You're trespassing on a royal sanctum. I don't know who exactly you are or what the circumstances are, but that fact doesn't change"

"Trespassing? That's a rude thing to say to somebody who rescued the Pharaoh-to-be."

Rescued the Pharaoh-to-be? There was a video in the bar beforehand, about Annette's sisters being arrested over a plot to kill the princess's brother-

"Must've stopped your sisters from trying to cap your brother", Kakra whispers to the princess from her side, "Remember? On the news station? It was like a couple of hours ago"

In the end we are all puppets, strings are made of the inner fruit. Can we choose our watch?

"I don't care if she rescued the Pharaoh herself, I know all about the Vice's business practices and I demand she exit this room before she's executed for treason"

"----", Adena's usual apathetic eyes wander to the princess, but not in her usual state of uncaringness, but of shock.

"A little quick to the death sentence, don't you think?", Athryn rubs her/his head fin with uncertainty.

"That's a presumptuous thing to say", Visa raises her right hand in an inquisitive manner, "Just because I share the family name, you automatically assume I'm here to cause you some sort of displeasure? A ruckus, perhaps? Despite the unlawful tone of my family, I can assure you that we all disagree on a great many things. What if I was to tell you that your mother was the one who sent for me?"

"Well, I'd...", Annette's purple eyes with bags beneath look to the side quite annoyed, "I don't really know. I'd have to confirm first-"

"Pretension is hard earned, but not a birthright", Visa approaches the party with her hands stretched out ignoring the Anubis princess, "Greetings once more, I'm Countess Visa Vice. You look like an interesting group of fellas"

"-----", Annette clicks her tongue and walks past the group, into the Pharaoh's chamber to meet with her mother (Neenalis) to confirm.

Visa waves off to the Princess as she approaches the party with an air of overwhelming dignity. Everyone seems to get nervous at the Countess's proximity, but that swollen and unsteady air is shattered very quickly by a certain brown skinned woman.

"Jesus", Lily lets out a cocky giggle, "Get a tan lady!"

Visa stops in place, digging her knuckles into her side as she thrusts her hips to the side. The look on her face is incredibly hard to read, like a circular room full of unending reflections, losing your true self in that expression of hers in pure disorientation.

"I'll get a tan as soon as you wash that dirt off your skin", Visa's eyes jolt to the laughing brown ninja.

"Ruh roh", Ossla's white slitted pupils widen, bracing herself for any possible incoming fallout.

"----", Lily immediately goes silent as soon as she absorbs the vampire's racial jab.

"----", Visa returns the silence with a completely deadpanned expression.

The two judge one another's faces, calculating the appropriate response to the other's insults. Visa and Lily approach one another, stopping but a few inches away from one another in perfect synchronization. The party watches in dead silence, hoping Lily didn't bite off more than she could chew, or likewise, pondering if she could solo a vampire at point blank range.

"---HAHAHAHA!"
"---Heh.. Heheh"

-But the two burst out into laughter, Lily putting her arm around the Countess in a gesture of good faith. Visa puts an arm around Lily's side as they laugh until their sides hurt. The party seems mildly relieved, but cautiously optimistic.

"VERY GOOD!", Visa boasts out in a exasperated voice.

"I LIKE YOU! YOU'RE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY BLOOD SUCKER!"

"And you're built like a tiger, such lovely complexion at that. You must be... Lily?"

"You know my name? Oh hey! I'm famous?"

"Very much to me you are. In fact, I've taken great pride in researching each and every one of your party members. Intriguing.", Visa admits proudly as she releases the ninja girl.

"Wait- what?", Ossla's minuscule attention is suddenly gained, "You know who we are? Even me?"

"It's very hard not to guess at face value, considering the blue dragon scales, Princess Ossla"

"Ah shit, that's freaky", Ossla gives the countess a dissatisfied look, "How the hell would you know that?"

"I've heard about a gang of... 'eccentric' individuals whom have been traveling around, braving the Sand Oceans and causing quite a mess. I have certain sources.. but of course, how big and strong Ossla Toth of the Toth family is, that's such common knowledge! Such lovely blue scales you have"

"Oh.", Ossla begins to fidget nervously, "Gosh..."

"Bitch, you best do what the REAL princess said and back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. I hate vampires almost as much as I HATE dragons", Jojo taps his lance into the ground with a solid jabbing noise.

"Hey Jojo... I'm a real princess...", Ossla's looks to the Dragoon with puppy dog dragon eyes.

"Princess of DRAGONS. That's like being the smartest motherfucker with Down Syndrome."

"Mister Jojo, the legendary dragon slayer himself! I've read all about your adventures in those brilliant autobiography books of yours. I'm quite the fan!", Visa proudly announces to the dark skinned lancer.

"...Books?", Kakra repeats out loud to herself before whispering to the green haired sorceress behind her, "Jojo wrote books?"

"I'm more surprised about that fact that he could tie his own shoes, let alone read", Adena replies very casually.

"YOU-", Jojo prompts himself into a lethal striking position before stopping and realizing the countess was earnest in her wording, "Hold up. You -read- my books? Seriously?"

"Of course! From what I understand, you had to go through seven different drafts, each one unexpectedly catching fire. Odd, considering everything was digital. But I love your showdown with Mariah the Second in the Candy Cane Dungeons of Cooperville, Montana. There was also that descent into the Wyrm Abyss of Shundale, receiving titjob after titjob as you free-fell. My personal favorite was the Zombie Dragon Joust in the Red Swamps with your recently married Centaur Wife"

"Jojo was married to a CENTAUR?", the Dullahan servant gossips back to the sorceress.

"Yeah. I'd believe it.", Adena simply nods it off.

"Oh. Um.. Alright then", Jojo's previous defensive and antagonistic tone completely vanishes, "I guess you're pretty alright for a blood sucker"

"I'm sorry, but excuse me-?", Athryn bumps into the conversation, "What was this about an assassination attempt on the future Pharaoh?"

"Athryn Honeywell...", Visa extends her four main fingers and taps her middle/ring into her forehead, "That red hair of yours really goes with those ear fins. Are those freckles? I enjoy seeing freckles on young adults, it's such a delightful imperfection. After seeing so many fake girls trying to disguise themselves as perfect little louses, I've grown quite tired of it. Imperfections are the spice of life-! Like seeing a single crack on a cut diamond, it calls much more attention than the diamond itself"

"That really didn't answer me question, madam..."

"There's nothing to answer, I've explained it as clearly as it need be. Do not worry yourself, that nonsense is unimportant-", Visa takes a couple steps toward the reverse trap Sea Bishop and bends inwards, "Those eyes of yours are really pretty"

"Um, thank you. But you're trying to switch the subject-!"

"Your mother Queen Henrietta sends her regards, how goes your pilgrimage? She was most upset that you up and left your home ocean without a word"

"My mother's a Kraken, you think she'd let me go if I said I was leaving?", Athryn looks away from the prodding vampire's glance.

"Considering you find yourself in a desert, I'd say her worries were well placed. But taking those first steps out of the motherly comfort zone is very important to somebody your age. I'll tell her you're doing well!"

"...Fish dick's royalty too? How many princesses do we have in this party anyway?", Kakra continues to gossip with the sorceress.

"Never enough, it seems."

Visa idly glances at the white haired petite girl standing behind Zeke, whom immediately freezes up at the countess's analyzing glance. Ivy looks around like she's have a panic attack, which peeks Visa's intrigue further. Ivy begins to shake and mutter to Mary-

"Uh... Hi?", Zeke weakly waves to the short haired blonde vampire., attempting to gain her attention, "Even me?"

"...You?", Visa's locked gaze breaks, upon hearing the boy's voice.

"Yes, Miss. You know everybody for some reason, but I doubt you know a single thing about yours truly!", the boy taps his chest weakly, still tired from the N.I.L.E..

Visa kneels down to the boy with a smile on her face, "You-? I know the most about"

"---Huh?"

"Zeke Northwind. Age 1X. Favorite food is pepperoni pizza. Snack would be Chocolate Harpy Jacks and Apple flavored taffy. Favorite video game? Professor Rexicus's Pinball Extravaganza. You received that scarf from your mother and you always carry around excess amounts of pocket sand"

"----", Zeke's confidence shatters internally, "H-How did you know any of that?!"

"Magic."

"W-What? But nobody knows any of that stuff-!"

"Apparently not."

Visa stands up straight and looks around the room with a satisfied smirk. She takes a minute to properly enunciate her current thoughts to the party, reveling in the party's reaction shots.

"You must be slightly uneased? No need to worry, I'm not your enemy", Visa raises her hands up as if she were surrendering to the authoritative powers. She looks over to the boy, "You believe me, right?"

"No-?", Zeke replies while shaking his head, "How do we know you're not working with the Blight guys and stuff?"

"The Blight family?", Visa's stare intensifies, "Do I look like a mid-boss to you?"

"I-I'm not sure what you look like to me to be honest, Miss"

"...Hmm."

!

Visa pats Zeke on the head very fondly, looking down upon him with a focused stare. Her lips are neither smiling nor grimacing, laughing nor frowning.

"Good. Honesty is an admirable trait in an immodest world. If you agreed with me, I'd call you a fool. If you lied to me, you'd be no better than a cockroach. I can see you've had yourself a few hardships, your eyes are telegraphing that quite clearly. But like an iron hammer smashing red hot glowing metal, with each strike you will grow sharper."

"Oh... Okay?", the boy shrugs at the vampire's sudden speech.

"Perhaps I'm being a little cryptic", Visa pats the boy on the shoulder, "I have your best interests at heart. That's all you need understand, boy-zo"

"...You suddenly appear out of thin air and tell me that? That's pretty fucking strange", Zeke crosses his arms, trying to soak in the moment.

"The strangest.", Ossla blurts out from the sidelines.

"Wish I could gloat and tell you more, but alas, I cannot. With that, I'll be taking my leave", without retorting formally, the countess retracts her fabulous poses and begins to exit the room, "I really hate waiting for nightfall"

The party watches the vampire countess wander outside the exit, not really sure what to make of what just happened.

"I like her.", Lily points to the doorway, "But I bet she can't dance worth a damn"

"She was posing fabulously like crazy, though", Ossla points out to the ninja girl.

"Yeah yeah, I know. But I bet she's one of those slow dance types. I know about these things, I'm an excellent judge of character"

"We should probably call it a night", Adena mentions offhandedly.

"Shut the fuck up, you happy-go-lucky bitch!", Lily averts her pointing towards the sorceress.

Annette emerges from the Pharaoh's room, her mother following in tow, wearing a very revealing jewelry with bits of see-though thin fabrics and bandage wraps.

"Ah, she's gone", Annette looks around the room, "Then problem solved."

"Greetings. We meet yet again, and I see you've gained a few more party members. We've more than enough guest rooms-", Pharaoh Neenalis observes the room, "Hey hey, you lot look like you're about to keel over"

"We just faced our worst fears and a giant barb wire mummy boss", Lily scoffs out with a shrug, "I'd like one of your daughter's beds. For personal purposes and nothing nefarious"

"...So you've heard about that little problem. Unfortunate, I thought I raised my daughters better than that-", Neenalis begins to reminisce about her past life.

"...Um... H-Hey, Annette?", oddly enough, the white haired Dhampir whispers out to the Princess as the Pharaoh drones on.

"Yes-? What's wrong?"

"Why'd you seem so full of hate towards that weird vampire girl?"

"Because I hate bats, Isabella. I really. Fucking. Hate. Bats. Does that spell that clearly enough for you?"

"Oh. Good a reason as any, I guess"

-THE DAY AFTER!-

The party reunites in the planning room after a 'brief' Interlewd.

"So the last area left is the Forest of Lightning, huh?", Jojo observes the maps around very cautiously, "I really need to insulate this armor in rubber or some shit. It worked for Spiderman."

"I don't think rubber will really help all that much", Athryn points out while shrugging.

"How're we gettin' there anyway? Doesn't Anny have some sort of beef with the Queen or Princess or whatever the fuck resides there?"

"WELL!", Kakra butts into the conversation obviously very proud of herself and carrying her severed head around her arm, "Allow me to shed my planning expertise. I'm more than just a pretty face, y'know"

"Could've fooled me.", Jojo's synthetic eyes make that fake sounding robotic noise that was obviously generated on a synthesizer.

"I know, right-?"

"No. I meant about the pretty face part"

"I walked into that one, so I'll let it slide.", Kakra screws her frizzy pink haired Dullahan head on top of her neck, "Now then. There's a number of ways we could do this. But this would be the most effective. The Bizarre Slime is located in the deepest recesses of a giant vine covered Mayan-like sculpture wall and a forest temple, so expect atmospheric music and lots of bitch tears. Precisely at 1200 hours, we'll send an unmanned flying manta ray filled with explosives into the deepest recesses of the Lightning Forest. Following the explosion, we'll storm the center forest-way, clearing the plains using nothing but our skill, powers, and brute force. One by one, we'll dispatch the Alraune Queen's forces in dramatic and over-the-top battles followed by one liners and cigarette lighting. As we enter the Vine Villa and confront the plant princess and the perfect princess Annette exchange in witty banter and awesome lines that would surely be used for trailer footage quotes, we commence our final operation. Upon expressing our fondest farewells to Zeke, we will send him naked and bound to the Alruane Queen, where he will be violated repeatedly for the plant girl's enjoyment, and possibly ever other monster's enjoyment in the forest. Then we grab the Bizarre Slime, head back here, Annette applies it, and we get to baby making to consummate the future bloodline! I call it, 'Operation Shota'!"

"...", Zeke looks to the Dullahan girl and raises his hand.

Kakra lets out an exasperate sigh and points to the boy, "Yes? What is it?"

"...Why don't we just fly the Manta Ray over to wherever the slime is?"

"We could do that too, I GUESS"

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"Ladies.", Annette claps her hands together, obviously a little salty about the last area, "The Manta Ray would no doubt be shot down by the forest's electric hiccups. There's three ways to do this from what I'm seeing. Either A: All of us storm the forest, taking our ground by force and rushing to the 'Vineyards'. B: We enter the forest from the denser opposite side, where the vegetation is much thicker and dangerous but carries much more of a chance of stealth. Avoiding the Alruane royalty would be peachy if at all possible. Don't wanna get chewed out by Mom for starting another feud, I guess. Or C: We combine both plans. Team A will attack the front forests while a stealth team, or Lily, infiltrates the preoccupied confines of the backwoods-"

"Uh... not to be too proddy, but why is it exactly that you -hate- about the Alruane Princess residing in the Lightning Forest?", Athryn suddenly asks out of the blue.

"Her and Anny posted some very nasty messages about one another on a message board over the N.I.L.E.", Kakra coughs out into her hand.

"...That's... cause enough for us to storm a forest and take lives?", Athryn asks with a half-cocked voice.

"The internet is serious business!", Annette slams her fist into the nearby table.

"Hey-! Hold on a second!", Zeke yells out, which startles a couple party members.

"Yeah, what now?", Kakra gives the boy an annoyed glare.

"The forest is linked to the N.I.L.E.? Didn't we just clear that place? Couldn't we just use that like an underground tunnel or somethin'?"

"...That's... possible. But-", Annette shudders out loud, "That's the N.I.L.E., I'm not sure if we're prepare to go back so soon"

"It's beaten though, right? What's the problem!?"

"Still a pretty sketchy place", Ivy mentions with a frown, "I'm not so sure if it's usable or not, to be honest."

[] Offensive rush
[] Stealthy infiltration
[] Diversion
[] N.I.L.E.
[] Commence operation 'Shota'
[] Mister Bones's Wild Ride

first for monster tits

[x] Mister Bones's Wild Ride

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>25521886
[x] I want to get off Mister Bones's Wild Ride

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>>25521886
[X] Stealthy infiltration
Splitting up the party doesn't sound very safe, NILE has PTSD 2: Electric Boogaloo written all over it, and while I would enjoy seeing bromont write some more horror stuff, I don't know if the party could handle the pressure, an offensive rush may work, but the element of surprise is always good to have, might as well use it before you use it. Zeke doesn't deserve to get raped, so no Operation Shota, and Mister Bones's Wild Ride never ends, so neither would the parties' path to the Bizarre Slime...

Yeah.

>>25522637
Derp, "use it before you lose it".

>>25521886

[x]Stealth

Lily's time to shine, some more.

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Not sure how my tripcode was leaked, but I guess I'll just use a new one now.

>>25523117

Yeah, noticed that when I first showed up, then like half the thread disappeared. Those filenames almost made it look legit.

>>25523117
Don't you remember last year or two? A lot of tripcodes were leaked out on /sp/, yours was on there, we even told you man

Also I vote for [x] Stealthy infiltration

>>25523173
>Those filenames almost made it look legit.
I think you need to look at that image closer.

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>>25523238
Betrayed by Tebow?

Most heinous.

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>>25523117
What a shame

>>25523343
Yes, like the religion Tebow follows, he has put you on a cross and did a touchdown prayer

[X] Stealthy infiltration

We can never have enough ninja.

Sorry to be a bother, but does anyone know where I can find the first two adventures?

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>>25523610
The hell's a QTG?

>>25523666
http://bizarreslimeart.tumblr.com/

Artist of the threads has a tumblr up with all the thread links to the right side

>>25523676
Quest Thread General

Just ignore the spammer if he comes back and keep reporting him. Talking to them only furthers the cycle.

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>>25523710
Thanks a bunch.

>>25523117
Why don't you use a secure one this time? There's no reason not to put the extra hash in unless you're spelling something.

>>25521886
>[x] N.I.L.E.
What could possibly go wrong?

What's the vote count so far?

>Deletes the post being helpful and answering a question
>Leaves the question up so more people will try to answer it
I don't understand.

>>25530268
Lily doesn't actually seem very stealthy, for a stealth ninja.

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>>25530172
I'm confused, what?

What's winning?

>>25530361

Stealth by quite a bit.

>>25530308
>>25530324
Deleting a post doesn't un-bump the thread. And as I said the way he did it just causes more bumps. Like this one for example. And gives us more posts before we hit autosage.

>>25521886

[X] Stealthy infiltration

we have a stealth ninja, but have never done actual stealth missions yet, might as well give it a shot

>>25530361
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25521668/#25528082
And there's been another stealth vote. So definitely stealth.

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Stealth? You wanna enter the denser jungle?

Are you certain?

>>25530582

We Predator now?

>>25531025
Who would be Arnold?

>>25530582
I'm personally against going into the forest in the first place. I say we just set fire to the place and go in once everything is razed to the ground.

>>25534177
What if it's fire-proof?

>>25534205
Then we send the manta suicide bombers.

>>25534232
Why do they need to suicide? Just use them as bombers. Although they'll probably die anyway trying to fly through all that lightning.

>>25534328
You would deny them their chance at forty virgins?

>>25534359
What if instead of them getting 40 virgins in the afterlife, they got them now? The giant flying manta ray orgy would provide a great distraction for our sneaking mission.

>>25530582
[X] N.I.L.E.

>>25530582
Pssssssssst

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>>25521886
[x] The Ride never ends

>>25534408
It'd be like one fat disgusting virginal manta ray orgy lightning rod.

>>25530582
[X] Stealth

I want to enter the bad bush.

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A hallway with aged grey walls and darkened white floor tiling skewed by the shadows overcasting the scenery. The texturing is one of rusted steel, a permanent state of decay and devoid of anything resembling life.

"----", you don't say a word, your eyes adjust to the empty darkness like a fatigued drunkard.

Just where is this? What were you doing here?.

The only constant sound besides that of your own despaired breath is that of an annoying buzzing noise of flickering lights. Cheap lights. Those that would be found in twentieth-twenty first century motels. The dim lighting flashes constantly, for moments it's all but clarity, but quickly dimming back to bleakness like a adult teasing a child with an out-of-reach toy.

At first you wish it would stop, the noise buzzing in and out like an annoying insect. But very quickly you learn to adapt to the buzzing sound of cheap lights, like somewhat of a familiar distortion.

It helps you to believe you're not completely alone in the world, yet it pushes you even further into empty isolation more than anything else possibly could.

Your feet are barren, slapping against the hardened floor tiles clumsily. It's beginning to hurt the heels of your foot. But yet, you continue walking despite the discomfort. There's no rhyme or reason, but a desire to walk further and further down this black and grey lifeless room. But not a desire to escape...? You don't feel the desire to escape...? You feel strangely at ease, despite the foreign setting. You stomach itches though, maybe you're hungry.

"----?", you look around sheepishly, for anything resembling a defining characteristic. Something that'll help you pinpoint where you are... when you are?

Grey walls and white flooring... There are several doors scattered around the walls, spaced unevenly and incompetently. The signs are skewed by age and gritty stains. The glass is cheap looking, not see-through, but for some reason that does not bother you. You really don't care to know what's in these rooms. Any of them.

Is that fear? Or apathy?

"----!", your eyes dart to a futuristic desk at the end of the hallway.

It's a circular desk, like one of the floor of a hospital wing for staff. Neon red crosses glowing around the circular structure, the texturing is white and ceramic, as if it were made to be cleaned and sterilized for the soul purpose of just that. It's too clean. It looks out of place.

You run your fingers around a neon red cross, asking yourself the question of what that means. Are you in a hospital? All the signs certainly point to it.

Maybe you were in an accident or something? That would explain the sheepishness, why you have to try so hard to keep things in focus.

There's another hallway in front of you, on the corner. This one has a series of elevators and another hallway entrance... another hospital wing?

Every room down this corridor has it's door opened, a dull grey light illuminating the inside. Each room has a hospital bed, dozens of expensive looking medical machinery, some waiting room chairs for family members and friends... and other people. There's a room with bacta tanks, drained of all their fluid, cracked open like a destroyed wine bottle.

Cognitive dissonance. This sudden rush of stimuli is causing you cognitive dissonance. You feel discomforted, but is it anxiety or emptiness? Where are all the patients? Where's all the medical staff? No nurses. Doctors. Patients...

This entire setting is foreign in it's decay, it's almost captivating perhaps. But despite no recent memories of this hallway, something about it does seem familiar. It becomes more and more familiar the further you venture downwards.

...Until you reach a room at the end of the hallway. A room with a shut door, a glowing medical emblem on the cover. A handle, a handle that only recognizes a user's DNA. There's a staff wedged into the handle of the door. A flushing green snake with glowing blue eyes is wrapped around the staff.

Asclepius's staff, perhaps?

It doesn't bite you or hiss at you. But it does look you dead center in the eyes, almost hypnotizing in it's simplicity. You grab the staff-

!

And the flushed green snake crawls itself across your forearm. It doesn't hiss or bare it's teeth, rather it coils around your arm as if it were at home. At peace. You don't really care about the snake at all, really. You understand how dangerous it is, but it doesn't even register to you.

What does seem to register is what's behind this door. This closed door at the end of the hallway. The only one.

You open the door, the inside peeking your interest more and more with each passing second. For some reason, it feels like something is guiding you here, calling out to you. But you're not sure what-? Perhaps a distant memory or a injured family member? Hopefully it's nothing dire like somebody you know passing away. No. None of that stuff seems to sound right.

...But even if that's not what's inside, you can't seem to stop your shoulders from trembling.

You enter the doorway into an infirmary. A baby wing. This is where they keep children until they feel they're strong enough to leave with their parents, or perhaps the mother strong enough to leave with her children...

The room sports the same dreary grey texture as the rest of the building. The chambers seem to be cracked and rusted, which looks more disturbed than you would've thought. There's a few tables turned over, some shattered glass you'll never to avoid with your bare feet... For some reason, this room seems to scare you more than everything beforehand. The thought of murder, burning flesh, or even this snake coiled around your arm does nothing. But the sight of this baby chamber scares the ever loving shit out of you.

There doesn't appear to be anything to be afraid of. The baby holding chambers are empty. That is, until something catches a slight glimmer of your eye. Something that doesn't belong inside this room. No. Something that DOES belong in this room.

You approach a certain baby incubator, with trembling breath. There's a name labeled very clearly below, so clearly it looks out of place among the decaying modern scenery.

[BLIGHT]

You immediately grasp your chest, breaking out in a panic attack. Your vision is blurring again, heavily this time. You need to focus. Please. Focus.

There's... a scar on your lower stomach. A freshly stitched scar.

"A...Ah...", Adena calmly expresses her dismay, trying to maintain her voice levels despite the absence of people.

There's a sound coming from inside the incubator. It sounds like something... No, it sounds like... it sounds like a plastic bag being mashed together. It's not loud, but it's discomforting.

...It's really making your insides burn. You can feel your sinuses beginning to flare, your eyes turning red in horrifying fatigued and anxiety.

Inside the incubator is a baby with grey skin, and a hideously deformed head. A head with bulbous sides and no ears. Like a deformed raisin. It's left eye is covered with a patch of skin, while the right lacks any sort of eyelid. It's breathing like a monster, expelling breath from it's mouth until it's disgusting lifeless eye jolts to Adena.

"AH-! AH!", Adena trips backward into a batch of broken glass, cutting into her legs.

!

The baby somehow crawls it's way outside of the incubator, standing itself before Adena, huffing and wheezing in it's deformed facial structure-!

"GET AWAY FROM ME!", Adena pushes herself backwards, across the shattered glass, leaving a trail of blood in front of her, "G-GET AWAY FROM ME!"

The baby slowly crawls itself on top of Adena's leg, clumsily walking itself atop her chest with it's abnormal legs. The left is mangled while the right is fattened. It pushes it's face right into Adena's field of vision, wheezing and huffing like a disgusting abomination.

Adena's body shakes violently, her eyes tearing up in horrified pain-!!!

!

-KNOCK- -KNOCK- -KNOCK-

"...", Adena wakes up in the middle of a guest room inside the Princess's chambers, "...Damn it all."

"Hey sparky!", Ivy yells out behind the doorway, "Everyone's gathering in the uh... meeting room!"

"---Yeah.", Adena responds back with a single word.

"So um... make sure you're decent and stuff", Ivy scratches her cheek softly, "Man, Mary, I think she might be the type who need her morning coffee"

"----", the green haired former mid-boss throws the bed sheets off of her and slips on her robe-

...Then smells herself.

"...I need a shower."

As Adena takes a shower, which the camera pines around on making sure to get shots of Adena's nude body for fan service, she constantly rubs her chest.

Thinking there'd be some sort of scar there.

"I really did not like the N.I.L.E.", the sorceress shakes off the stress and dries herself off.

...Adena meets Ivy outside her doorway, who seems be idly swaying her hips from side-to-side, waiting.

"Why are you still here?", Adena asks the petite Dhampir.

"Where's the planning room, again? This is like my first time here"

"...", the sorceress closes the bedroom door behind her and pierces the Dhampir's eyes.

"...", Ivy takes a humongous gulp.

"..Fine."

Adena enters the planning room with Ivy in tow, the planning seems to have started already. Ivy idly looks back to the green lipsticked sorceress and smiles.

"Ya'know, you're not half as creepy as Lily said you were", the Dhampir makes a friendly gesture with her fingers.

"...You could not have picked a worse person to get advice from", Adena replies in her usual deadpanned delivery.

"Hya-! That's probably true"

-The planning goes back into focus-

"-N.I.L.E.? Didn't we just clear that place? Couldn't we just use that like an underground tunnel or somethin'?"

"...That's.. possible. But-", Annette shudders out loud, "That's the N.I.L.E., I'm not sure if we're prepare to go back so soon"

"It's beaten though, right? What's the problem!?"

Ivy walks past the sorceress to fill in with her own input. Adena seems slightly lost, but quickly adjusts herself to the planning as soon as she notices a foray of open maps and a 3D 80's hologram that looks silly even by today's standards.

"Still a pretty sketchy place", Ivy mentions with a frown, "I'm not so sure if it's usable or not, to be honest."

The party decides maybe the stealth route would be preferable after much discourse.

"So we're agreed then?", Annette looks around the room cautiously, "We'll be taking the BACK-WOODS?"

"How's that any safer than charging the front?", Adena mentions as she observes the maps.

"The Back-Woods are filled with marvelous fungi that absorb lightning bolts, it's pretty hard to keep tabs on the area considering the amount of activity that goes on there-"

...An old man wanders into the planning room in his drawers.

"HEY EVERYBODY! Planning a panty raid-?", the old man hiccups and takes a swig of whiskey, then poses like an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph "Panty raid like an Egyptian, baby! Woo!"

"Granpda, get out of here, you're drunk", Annette pinches her brow with annoyance.

"*HICCUP*, is that any way to talk to your grandfather? I CARRIED you in my WOMB for 9 MONTHS-!"

"GET OUT-!"

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>>25542143
Iunno what that is.

>>25542889
See these are the type of things that you smite on sight.

"Ah, you kids and your fancy 80's holograms, back in MY day, I had to MAKE my robot girls! I didn't half ass it either. I gave that shit a with a rainbow colored vagina", the old man swigs his whiskey around and laughs.

"Grandfather, you're really being disruptive-!", Anny's sullen gaze turns to that of a child whining to her parents.

The old man pats the princess on the head and looks around the room, "You guys need to stop stressing, you'll think a whole lot better if you just release your inner -RAZZLE DAZZLE-"

"I'm only stressing right now because you're here disrupting US-!"

"Haaah, you used to love it when I said Razzle Dazzle when you were a babby. You went 'RIZZLE DIZZLE'! It was adorable, but you wet yourself a fuckload. So I don't miss when you were a baby. But I do. But I don't-"

"Good lord", Athryn adjusts her/his face mask tighter around her/his face, "You REEK of alcohol-! How are you even standing-!?"

"Skill, my good fire crotch, SKILL", the old man takes another swig and observes the maps, "Anny, what's this all for, anyway?"

"-None of your business!"

"Aaaawwww, come on! Let me guess? Uh... you're a PRINCESS, right? So you're probably after the uh... throne? Is that what they have here in Egypt? Thrones? I'm not sure what you crazy brown babes use-"

"Yes."

"...Eh?", the old man glances back to the annoyed Princess.

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"That's exactly what I'm doing. Advancing myself to the Queen's throne. To become Pharaoh of Gharma"

"Pharaoh? The hell would you wanna be Pharaoh? Responsibility sucks, take it from me"

"I don't think anybody should take anything from you, to be honest. Words or items", Adena speaks to the old man as she shakes her head.

"It's what I've been aiming for my whole life. Who are you to tell me what I should and should not waste my time on-?", Annette begins to reprimand the old man.

"Take it easy, missy. Dreams and goals are ballin', I never said they weren't. But say you 'win the throne' or some shit. What then?"

"Then I'll rule Gharma, like my mother before me"

"Not very progressive thinking, you know-"

"I know.", the Anubis cuts off the old man before another drunken ramble.

"How, though?"

"...How what?"

"If you're going to be Pharaoh, just WHAT type of Pharaoh are you going to be?"

[] A merciful one, paving the way for an even greater prosperity for both humans and monmusu's
[] Following in mother's footsteps, just continue doing what she does with greater efficiency. Don't fix it if it isn't broken
[] An indulgent one, encouraging various immoral acts that really shouldn't be taboo in the first place
[] A cruel one, ruling this sand ocean an iron fist, uniting the four corners by force
[] A passionate one, putting love on a pedestal and victimizing those who oppose it
[] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination
[] "I don't know... I've spent so much working towards it that I really don't have anything else in life"
[] "I'd legalize it"

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>>25543594

[] A merciful one, paving the way for an even greater prosperity for both humans and monmusu's
[] "I'd legalize it"

>>25543594
[X] A cruel one, ruling this sand ocean an iron fist, uniting the four corners by force

She seems the type to be a tyrant.

>>25543594
[x] "I'd legalize it"

[X] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination

>>25544468
It the same two people who have declared a vendetta trying to start things up again.

>>25544530
My mistake. Three people.

>>25543594
>[] An indulgent one, encouraging various immoral acts that really shouldn't be taboo in the first place

>>25543594
[x] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination

I feel like, spoiled princess that she is, Annette would aim for the above, but end up being

[x] A cruel one, ruling this sand ocean an iron fist, uniting the four corners by force

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>>25545854
I disagree, I think beneath that spoiled exterior lies the heart of a deviant.

>>25544496
>>25544554
No, it's just one very very upset individual.

This is colette-tier chronic shitposting levels of bad. Despite bans, he just won't fucking leave.

>>25543594

[x] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination

god knows she spends enough time on it, might as well fix the "bugs" in it that caused so much misery as of late. Also

[x] "I'd legalize it"

>>25543594
>[x] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination
That thing really needs fixing. And it seems to fit with Annette's character.

>>25550853
>Everyone who votes for the option I don't like is a samefag
Go shitpost somewhere else you moss-dancer.

>>25550948
I just woke up and that was the first time I voted. You may notice how I'm not a retarded namefag. And how I use capital letters. And how I didn't vote for the stupid weed option. And how I always vote with ">[x]". People who cry samefag all the time are the worst cancer.

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>>25551036
S'more votes would be nice, n'stuff.

>>25551190
Don't forget the little red line. Anyway, it's impossible to prove anything and burden of proof is on you making the accusation.

>>25551220
Yes, it would have been better if it wasn't an option in the first place, but we weren't talking about Bromont. It's just you who makes everything about how terrible he is.

>>25551332
Humorous observations are meant to be humorous, anon.

I have no idea what's happening.

>>25551379
Same person arguing with themselves.

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>>25551103

>>25552245
What is old habit

I've never really been able to understand what this quest is about

Is it basically monster girls in a science-fantasy animu Egypt setting?

>>25553300
On a mission to find a wish-granting substance known as bizarre slime.

Is this even a quest anymore or is it just a place for people to come and get mad?

Wow, as a sometime reader of Katawa Brojo and this being the first time I poked my head in here, all I can say is you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

>>25554049
It's one person ban evading, samefagging, and spamming the thread. He's been doing this for hours in this thread, and weeks among other threads. He posts in the QTGs as well, to stir up shit. Also stole Bromont's tripcode to post stupid shit and screencap it and then post those screencaps to "show" how bromont is a bad guy.

>>25554090
oh yeah, and the rest of the thread is people responding to him. Those people are choosing to actively wallow in filth instead of ignoring it.

>>25543594
>[x] A merciful one, paving the way for an even greater prosperity for both humans and monmusu's

Todays forecast is sunny with a chance of shitstorm.

>>25543594
[x] "I'd legalize it"

So is this a quest thread or something? I've seen this thing a few times. Do you roll to do what's next?

>>25554211
Basically, /tg/ creates four characters and the writer makes a world and story around them. Then /tg/ chooses where they go and how they handle situations.

Good writer, you should check out the first thread and follow from there.

>>25554374
His trip got leaked like over a year ago on /sp/, along with a long list of other tripfags

>>25554318
>Something to hide the fact that its nothing but smut.
Where are you getting all this smut, could you hook me up? I haven't seen any since the Christmas thread.

>>25554452
Why are you guys still responding to him? WHY. I don't understand.

>>25554464
Because he's misleading the poor impressionable new guy, and I'm in the mood for some smut.

>>25543594
>[x] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination
She's a hikikomori. The NILE is her home. She will fix it. Failing that, she seems to be a shota lover, so...
[x] An indulgent one, encouraging various immoral acts that really shouldn't be taboo in the first place

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Should I wait for more votes or tally up now?

Does this quest have lolis?

>>25554677
Mafuya? But she's not around much because Bromont thinks she's too cute to put in any risky situations.

>>25554738
I thought this was basically just porn. Can we, like, have her around more?

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>>25554677
Sort of..?

Is Mafuya a loli? She's supposed to look the same age as Zeke, who's a shota.

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>>25554751
>I thought this was basically just porn. Can we, like, have her around more?

Oh no, my friend. This is an adventure. But there is porn if everyone asks for it hard enough, see the last two Christmas threads

Delicious smut

>>25554812

Still waiting for more to be added to the last Christmas thread.

>>25554647
It looks like
>[x] A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination
is winning as her answer, but with a fair deal thinking she'll fail and/or do more lewd.

>>25554877
Nice to know we have confidence in the person we're trying to put on the throne.

>>25554976
To be fair, we know next to nothing about her sisters. There's no telling if Annette is actually the right person for the job

>>25555999
>>25554976
Exactly. Just because Annette is a bad choice, doesn't make her the *worst* choice. She could still be the best option short of a total coup.

>>25555999
Well, they fucked up and they're in jail. I don't think they're really in the running any more. It's her or her brother who we also know nothing about.

>>25554874
Done.

So Knowledgeable Pharaoh? A bit technical, but Annette buries herself in seas of knowledge anyway, so that might work out.

We agreed?

>>25557566
Yes.

>>25557566

Sure, lets do this.

Thanks for the addition btw.

>>25557566
>pic has exposed vagoo

>>25558319

At least she isn't holding hands with anyone

>>25558319
You wish that's were it was.

>>25558319
It's so strange, it's outlined like a vagoo, and yet it's not. I am so confused.

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Continue in the morning

>>25561367
Something seems off with those abs.

>>25565493
I think it's that pinch of flabby flesh between them.

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"A knowledgeable one, fix the N.I.L.E. and further the world's technology and imagination"

"KNOWLEDGEABLE one, eh?", old man Roy gives the Anubis a wry glare, "You think you're soooo smart, don'tcha?"

"It's not a matter of ignorance, it's a matter of great importance. My sisters would've run this city into the ground, and my little brother isn't fit to be Pharaoh"

"In your opinion, you mean"

"In MY opinion? Jabari thought 'Absolute Monarchy' was a villain from the show 'Venture Brothers'. He is an idiot. And he smells terrible."

"So, what you're telling me, is that your brother-so-stupid when he has a brainstorm, it just a drizzles?"

"Yes. My brother is so stupid that if you were to give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back", Annette responds sarcastically, but everyone else takes this as a cue to rip on her brother.

"Your brother is so stupid he bought a stick of nonstick glue!", Zeke jests out loud with a finger raises.

"Your brother so stupid he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese"", Ossla joins in he merriment as if on cue.

"Your brother so stupid he put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out", Lily cackles out like a juvenile delinquent.

"Alright, that's enough", grunts out the Princess whose tone dwindles on the line of annoyance and anger.

"Your brother is so stupid he made an appointment with Dr.Pepper", Ivy adds in her joke, smiling as she does so.

"Your brother so dumb he fell UP a flight of stairs-!", Old man Roy chimes back in, rousing the already cracking up party even further.

"Shut up.", Annette calmly calls out to the room, hey eyebrows arch with bottled up aggression.

"Your brother so retarded he-", Lily starts up one more joke, completely ignoring the steaming princess.

Annette's purple eyes begin to burn in purple tinted embers, her Anubis ears spring up from her concealed head jewelry and sharpen up. She extends both arms out, away from her sides, making a T shape with her body. Her cape begins to warp violently, and the golden serpents around her shoulders come to life and breath noxious neon blue fumes.

"Oh no.", Kakra takes out a comically tiny umbrella and holds it over her green foggy neck.

"Oh no, what?", Jojo reads to the Dullahan with impeccable confusion.

The room inexplicably begins to fill with piping hot blue sand, like a flooding room only much heavier. The granular material pours into the room in excess, taking everybody by surprise and exhausting any free space in the room within seconds. The princess's cursed blue sand sifts and burns around everybody's bodies, trapped inside a ocean of never-ending 'blueness'.

But just as quickly as the room is filled with cursed sand, the strange torment ends in the blink of an eye. As the sand clears...

...Everybody's bodies are covered in mummy bandages. Well, except for Adena, who's simply resistant to the sand's curse.

...And Annette's Grandfather, who style-checked the sand curse and.. dodged... it?

"THE FWUCK?", Lily muffles out beneath a layer of wrapping, her pony tail sticking out.

"Well, this is inconvenient", Athryn snarks outwards beneath her respective mummification, her/his head fins sticking out of the bandages.

"Temper temper", Annette's Grandfather waves to her, tauntingly, "Is THAT how you're going to rule? Doesn't look like knowledge did you a whole lot of good there"

"-----", Annette doesn't respond to the old man, crossing her arms as she lets those words sink in.

Her party members are hopping around, or crawling around in mummification. No sight to help, breathing becoming a chore, they stumble about clumsily as they attempt to free themselves. Jojo remains perfectly still, as if he weren't mummified to begin with, not caring about the fate that has befallen him.

"...", Princess Anubis looks around the room with caring eyes and sighs depressingly, "I suppose you do have a point, grandfather. That was kinda lame."

"Heh heh, see?", Annette's grandfather pinches her on the cheek, "You gotta look at this shit from other perspectives. Don't just do what you're good at, experiment a little"

"Stop pinching me. I'm going to be a Pharaoh"

"The day you become Pharaoh is the day I'm going to pinch you on the ass-! NYO HO HO~!", Annette's grandfather laughs out wholeheartedly.

!

Before being punched outside of the room by Kakra.

"Good save.", Annette smiles at her right hand friend.

"Merf Murhum Herhuf huf", Kakra mutters out beneath her mummified face, her frizzy hair sticking out of the bandages.

"HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS?", Ivy begins to struggle inside her wrappings, her white braid sticking out.

"DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN!", Zeke reassure the girl with a confident tone.

"And that plan is...?", Lily asks with a sarcastic yet playful tone.

"-----", Zeke ruffles around inside his mummy wrappings, a small gust of sand shoots out from with inside of his chest.

"----", Ivy goes dead silent, as well as most of the other party members.

"Was that pocket sand?", Lily ask, her playful tone now one of bewilderment.

"SHUT UP", Zeke yells out, visibly blushing from with inside his mummy wraps, "THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!"

The green haired sorceress flicks her fingers, an ember strikes itself upon Jojo's Jofeet, the gauzey gauze begins to smoke and burn with little resistance.

"-----?", Jojo begins to sniff the air, "Ah hell naw, you did not just light my foot on fire"

"-----", Adena's deadpan lips begin to curl into one scientists can only theorize as a 'smile'.

"ADENA, I KNOW YOU JUST DID THAT"

"You cannot prove that, and without proof it's merely conjuncture. Profiling is immoral and wrong"

"YOU SET MY FUCKING FOOT ON FIRE-!", Jojo attempts to hop around but slams face first into the floor, his armor clanking as his does so.

Unable to escape the flames, Jojo attempts to run away from them... which is impossible. So instead, he crawls across the floor like a caterpillar, a caterpillar with it's tail on fire.

"Yes. This is good. I feel much better already", Adena crosses her arms beneath her bust, "But I guess I should unwrap everyone before they suffocate, they're no use to me dead"

As the sorceress looks around the room, she spots Ivy whimpering helplessly from within her wrapped up trap. Adena calmly walks over to Ivy's wrapping up body and tears off her bandaged face. Ivy's neon pink lips and shiny fangs really shine through all of that mummy garbage.

"Thanks, Adena!", the Dhampir rejoices quite fondly.

"..Yeah."

But this gesture is immediately rendered useless, as the princess snaps her fingers, breaking whatever curse she cast upon the party. Everyone's mummy bandages unravel as if they've come undone.

"I'm sorry I did that", Annette tilts her hips to the side, accenting her long beautiful legs, "But you were being a bunch of nose bones"

"No harm no foul", Zeke brushes off some pocket sand from his shorts, embarrassed.

"So that's the power of a Pharaoh?", Athryn throws off a wad of wrapping, "How very BIZARRE-?"

"I kinda liked it", Lily admits to herself, as her breasts finally breath from their constrictions, "I don't mind a little choking"

"Oh, I remember the first time I was mummified by the princess...", Kakra grabs her head as if remembering fond memories, "My my, that was an experience"

But as the bandages come off Jojo, they merely feed the flames. A large fire engulfs his leg, though it's still resistant to fire, it seems to be crawling up his thigh-!

"AH, SHIT!", Jojo takes the flaming bandage and kicks it off.

...Though the flaming refuse only finds itself on top of the bag of old paper maps Annette painstakingly gathered together. They catch the flames very easily, spreading like wildfire.

"...", Annette watches the entire thing unfold before her in slow motion. Yet, she doesn't act infuriated or surprised.

"FIRE-! FIRE!", Jojo screams out as he pushes bitches outside the doorway.

!

The party exits the planning room, before it's completely engulfed in the fiery flames of idiocy and poor planning.

"Well, there goes our maps", Zeke coughs out, trying to gauge the princess's empty expression.

"-----", Annette looks to Jojo, her sullen gaze meets his artificial eyes.

"----Your majesty, I am so sorry", the dragoon bends to his knee for forgiveness.

"No... no... it's quite alright. I'm used to it by now", Annette shrugs off the knight's chivalry and walks off.

"Your MAJESTY!", Jojo yells out in a high pitched, distress, and points to Adena, "That bitch started it-!"

Annette gives the knight a 'Shut up before you dig yourself deeper' leer, obviously in deep thought and annoyed by the knight's antics.

"Well... Now what're we going to do?", Ivy asks out loud, "Do we have any backup maps or something?"

"Hey, you know, the maps inside the room might not ALL be damaged. There's a chance something is salvageable-", Zeke explains with hopeful optimism.

The room fills with sand as a countermeasure to combat the flames.

"Well, don't that beat all..."

"Has anybody here actually been to the Forest of Electricity before?", Adena asks the group, steadily getting impatient.

The entire party shakes their heads in response.

"I have-", Annette announces with a half-hearted voice, "But there's a problem with navigation. Very few electronics work inside the forest, the only way to map it out from inside is by paper. But it HAS been mapped out beforehand, we just have to go to the library and pick up something-"

!

Annette's grandfather claps his hands, loud enough to garner everyone's attention. It's to signal them that he is in fact, still there.

"Why waste the time?",the old man cackles out, "How about a helping hand?"

"Grandpa, I don't want your help-!", Annette's apathetic voice suddenly reverts back to the childish tone from before.

"MY help? Oh no. No no no. My adventuring days are long past behind me", the old man sheepishly digs into his stylish coat pocket.

"I don't want booze either"

"Now, hold up- you didn't let me finish. I brought a visitor with me, because I thought it might cheer you up", Old man Roy digs further into his pocket and brings something out...

...Or rather, someONE out?

There, in Roy's extended hand, is a brown toned fairy-

[] Fairy MILF
[] Fairy Christmas Cake
[] Fairy Teenager
[] Fairy Loli

>>25568563
[x] Fairy Loli

>>25568563
>[x] Fairy Teenager
Presumably another one of Roy's granddaughters? How is he even Annette's Grandfather anyway? I don't remember him having any sons or Anubis daughters.

>>25568563
[x] Fairy Loli

>>25568563
[x] Fairy Loli

>>25568563
[X] Fairy Christmas Cake

I'm curious as to how a cake gained both sentience and fae racial traits.

>>25569025
I would actually love if the latest waifu was just a flying, miniature cake.

>>25568563
Christmas Cake pls

>>25569057
Fucking half-fae cakeboys.

>>25568563
[x] Fairy MILF
or
[x] Fairy Christmas Cake

Whichever is winning.

>>25569383
Explain to me where he has broken the rules, and how slinging insults counts as discussion.

>>25569417

Pretty sure the Janitor is going solo on this.

[x]MILF

It's Pia isn't it?

>>25569417
I am because it's mindless clutter
Fuck the trends, [x] Fairy Christmas Cake

>>25569427
It was worksafe.

>>25569445
Pia would be a GMILF.

>>25569482

Ahh true, forgot we are on to the third generation. In that case:

[x]teenager

Fairy loli and Christmas cake.
By there powers combined!

I just counted in the foolz thread. 132 deleted posts, give or take a few.

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

>>25569778
He didn't. He was still mummified afterwards, it failed.

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>>25569849
>gelbooru and danbooru are random

There's no pussy tag. If there's no pussy tag, there's no pussy.

>>25569848
One or the other, jerk.

>>25569941
You don't like loli christmas cakes?

>>25569948
Contradictory terms, since both refer to age. You coulda said DFC cake or busty loli if you wanted.

>>25569967
I actually wasn't that guy, but point

I am very interested in fairy lolis.

>>25570247
You should never accept candy from the fae.

>>25568563
[x] Fairy Christmas Cake

>>25568563
[x] Fairy Loli
We have a shota, but no lolis in this quest. Time to change that.

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Pretty polarized, I'll give it a little while before the next vote.

>>25571800
You could make one of each. You can never have enough fairies.

>>25573595
We have enough party members, I think.

>>25573706
I'm still waiting for him to go full butcher.

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>>25568563
[x] Fairy Christmas Cake

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Well then, Christmas Cake Fairy it is.
Let's say around the same age as Lily.

Now comes the most important part of the entire thread series, how BROWN this little fairy is. Because I think we have enough pale skinned womens.

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>>25574553
The fact that Elven is spelled wrong on that sheet makes me visibly cringe every time

>>25574583
Forgot to put in mine, so forgive double post. Turkish Rosewater-Dark Vanilla

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>>25574553
>mfw brown fairy time.
I can't really choose which brown we should pick. But I would merely suggest a different shade from Lily. Just a thought.

Damn I went to work and when I came back there were a shit load of deleted posts. What the hell happened?

>>25574553
Dark Vanilla? That chart needs more shades.

>>25574816
Agree.

>>25574553
I vote Bedouin Dreams.

>>25574553
Dark Vanilla

>>25574553
Okinawan. Makes the most sense for a fairy native to egypt.

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Skin/Hair/Eye Color
[] Dark Vanilla, Dark Red Hair, Yellow Eyes
[] The Okinawan, Deep Dark Blue Hair, Aqua Eyes
[] Turkish Rosewater, Purple Hair, Blue/Yellow Eyes
[] African Queen, Black Hair, Almond Brown Eyes
[] Indian Summer, Cornsilk Blonde, Golden Eyes
[] California Gold, Ivory Blonde, Azure Blue Eyes
[] Scent of Cinnamon, Strawberry Hair, Light Brown Eyes
[] The Okinawan, Dark Green Hair, Green Eyes
[] Bedouin Dreams, Red Hair, Blue Eyes
[] Evening Elven, Lavender Purple Hair, Fandango Pink
[] Red Earth, Light Brown Hair, Silver Eyes

Body Type
[] Curvy
[] Pudgy
[] Skinny
[] Fit
[] Muscular
[] Average

And that will be that.

>>25575752
[x] Fit

>>25575752
[x] California Gold, Ivory Blonde, Azure Blue Eyes

[x] Fit

talk shit, get fit

>>25575752
>HURNF HRRRRRGGG HERUUNNFF
That sounds about right.

>>25574553
Either Dark Vanilla or Amazon Chocolate.
>>25574583
I assumed it was a reference to Final Fantasy XI or something.

>>25575752
[x] Indian Summer, Cornsilk Blonde, Golden Eyes
[x] Fit

>>25575752
Strawberry Hair
Fit

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Body Type
[] Curvy
[] Skinny
[] Fit
[] Muscular
[] Average
[] Healthy

Fixed that.

>>25575752
>[x] California Gold, Ivory Blonde, Azure Blue Eyes
>[x] Muscular

[x] Skinny
Like, really skinny. Not quite that "anorexia speaks" level, but very very thin.

>>25575752
[X] Bedouin Dreams, Red Hair, Blue Eyes
[X] Muscular

I want to see this happen.

>>25574553

Bendouin Dreams

>>25576208

er >>25575752

[X] Bendouin Dreams
[x] Fit

>>25575752
[] Turkish Rosewater, Purple Hair, Blue/Yellow Eyes
[] Fit

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>>25575752
Skin/Hair/Eye Color
[X] California Gold, Ivory Blonde, Azure Blue Eyes

Body Type:
[X] Healthy

Maybe something similar to pic related? But fairy sized?

>>25543421
well i dont know that actually sounds kinda sexy

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>>25576607
Think she should have massive cans too?

>>25577087
Can't very well be healthy without them.

>>25577087
Well, they don't need to be MASSIVE, maybe medium-large? C's to D's?

Bump

>>25577087
Well, yeah. Comes with the territory, does it not?

Alll ready jeems.

>>25585710
As long as she doesn't have cowtits, I don't mind.

>>25585710
Wait, isn't it only male peacocks that have the fancy tails?

>>25588849
Trap Peacocks?

Fuck that, game over.

>>25588901
>trap
>pea
>cocks
dude.

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Alright let's tally and move on.

What's the popular results?

>>25591060
I'm seeing fit winning the body type and California Gold winning the skin type.

>>25588849
>>25588901
Honestly, trap peacocks would be way better than loli fairy. So fucking tired of that trope.

>>25593216
Good thing Christmas Cake won.

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>>25591060
>not a single reference to Seiken Densetsu 3 in that filename
You disappoint me.

>>25593585
Eh, thats MARGINALLY better. Im also pretty miffed that Bromont is wasting delicious brown girls on fairies.

>>25588901
I just hope theres some harpy on fairy vore action

>>25594421
You make it sound like we don't already have a delicious brown girl

>>25594941
I had honestly forgotten about her between all the threads where literally fucking nothing happened. And now that bugs me because Delicious Brown is being overused instead of treated like the delicacy it is.

This one is still painfully sparse and its probably the most productive we have had in a month.

>>25594978
> And now that bugs me because Delicious Brown is being overused instead of treated like the delicacy it is.

But the setting is Egypt.

Which is brown girl central, we're lucky to only have one. Now we have two, and they're different shades of brown.

>>25594978
>And now that bugs me because Delicious Brown is being overused instead of treated like the delicacy it is.
It's set in fucking Egypt. There are going to be a couple of brown people.

>>25595054
>and they're different shades of brown.
You act like that matters
>>25595073
Egypt was actually a lot blacker than Disney has led you to believe. But then again, this is fake Egypt so whatever

>>25595147
>and they're different shades of brown.
>You act like that matters

You're no lover of brown girls, imposter

>>25595237
Or you completely misunderstood me. Ribeye and filet mignon are two separate cuts of steak, but I wouldnt want to eat both in one serving or even in the same day. That just detracts from both of them.

>>25595237
Thats kind of a dick thing to say.

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>>25595147
>Egypt was actually a lot blacker than Disney has led you to believe.
In terms of brown people, they look rather pale to me.

>>25595388
Thats because native Egyptians have been dead for centuries and were replaced by their paler neighbors after like the 15th time Egypt was burned to the ground.

Learn some history please.

>>25595388
Indeed. Lots of maritime trade with the Mediterraneans means lots of Mediterranean blood.

>>25595425
Bizzare Slime is set in the future so what they looked like in the past matters because...?

>>25595458
Then by that logic, none of the girls should be brown.

>>25595481
Because brown people are going to go extinct somehow?

>>25595509
Judging by Egypt's trends, they go extinct there at least.

>>25595442
Egypt had a lot of cultural intermingling, though not always friendly in nature.

>>25595073
Egypt is actually exceedingly white.

>>25596210
see >>25595388

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>>25593107
How's this look?

>>25596760
Not brown enough.

>>25596760
Too brown.

>>25596760
Body looks fine, but the hair seems like it could be a tad more blonde rather than the speckled thing it has going on.

>>25596760
Why does the hair look like someone pissed in it.

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>>25596828
What kind of brown do you need?

>>25596969
Ugh, those are such terrible names. I cant fucking stand them.

>>25595425
>>25595147

Oh, hey, look, one of those Afrocentrists.

Please die in a fire.

>>25597071
But...Egypt is in Africa. Like, literally a part of Africa.

>>25596969
I thought we were going for California Gold.

>>25597101

And yet, there is a strong scientific consensus that the Egyptian nation did not consist primarily of black people.

Despite what certain... revisionists are trying to claim these days.

>>25596969
California Gold. Advice for femanons, if you're ever up against a black chick with blue eyes, pack it in. It doesn't matter what you bring to the table, you can't compete with that.

>>25597144
Correction, a black chick with animu facial structure, since most black chicks look nothing like in your animes, just like the white chicks in them.

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>>25597129

>>25597129
Sounds like a disgusting pigman lie.

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Take 2

>>25597312

Better. Having Lily as a comparison helps too.

>>25597312
Needs more red to her tone.

>>25597312
Looks much better. Now find a way to make her fairy sized.

>>25597312
The dot on her head looks intensely stupid.

Sometimes I wonder how many people are actually in these threads. It cant be more than three.

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Lighter-?

Ah fuck it, I'll sleep on it.

>>25597663
Too light now.

>>25596845
Isn't her hair supposed to be ivory colored?

>>25597663
Why is she blond now?

>>25597759
I think he was overcompensated for the accidental polka dot effect of the last picture.

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Alright, let's just go with this.

Fairy sized, with wings.

>>25598097
The hair is a bit silvery.

>>25598180
too silvery*

>>25598097
Looks good and besides I usually have my own view on the finer details of how a character looks.

>>25598097
Her skin is way too dark now.

>>25599641
>I usually have my own view on the finer details of how a character looks.
I really dont thing that matters since Bromont likes playing with that little make-a-slut program more than he does writing the quest.

>>25601905
Hey now friend, nothing wrong with making characters in moonporno games for reference.

>>25602170
Actually, theres several things wrong with it, the least of which being its kinda creepy.

>>25602188
Why would it be? It's just harmless fun...

>>25602237
I guess, but I still find it pretty creepy.

I'm more annoyed by the fact that we spent two days arguing about motherfucking skin colors than about Bromont playing with himself.


Then again, those two subjects are likely to be highly correlated

>>25602448
>spent two days arguing about skin colors
welcome to 4chan

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If any of you have not looked at porn, cast the first sage.

>>25602495
Go home jesus, you're drunk

>>25602495
Looking at porn when you're supposed to be running a quest is different than just looking at porn.

>>25602481
Actually, the rest of /tg/ is much more on the ball, its only these threads that seems to have that issue.

>>25602531
I can't imagine why though, are people that miffed with OP that we can't even enjoy brown girls?

>>25602573
Some of them, yeah.

>>25602573
I think its more of that Bromont is so antagonistic and works at such an agonizingly slow pace AND ensures that his threads are up 24/7 even when he has nothing to show for them that he steps on a lot of toes every time he makes a new thread.

>>25602573
They're all varying shades brown in my mind. Except Adena. Not sure why that's so hard for people. You'd think an imagination would be common on /tg/.

>>25602625
This man has the right of it. I like Bromont, have done since he started writing his KS parodies. But I understand and accept why a lot of people on't. But I don't understand why people get so angry about other people enjoying things they don't like.

>>25602663
That's fair game, I suppose.

>>25602663
>But I don't understand why people get so angry about other people enjoying things they don't like.
/tg/ has shitty moderation, so they have gotten used to removing things they consider un-/tg/ all on their own. All that happened is that Bromont became the next Harem Knights or erp general to /tg/ at large, so they seek to excise it from the board.

Having a corrupt mod giving out false on his account bans only makes Bromont that much more despicable in their eyes. Not that Bromont needs much help to look despicable.

>>25602663
>I don't understand why people get so angry about other people enjoying things they don't like.
Because Bromont goes out of his way to ensure that the people who don't like what you like are still forced to see his threads. He honestly brings about 90% of it on himself.

>>25602663
>You'd think an imagination would be common on /tg/.
Bromont threads arent exactly populated by /tg/s finest.

>>25602761
>Having a corrupt mod giving out false on his account bans only makes Bromont that much more despicable in their eyes

What defines a "corrupt" mod and "false" account bans?

>>25602881
Ain't that the truth.

>>25602761
>Harem Knights
Hey, I remember that. Did they finally lay it to rest?

So much shitflinging, can't you just use the catalog to find something you'd enjoy instead?

>>25602908
>Did they finally lay it to rest?
No, /tg/ ran them off the board and then uses their page on 1d4chan as an example of cringeworthy everything.

Warhammer High got chased off too.

>>25602995
What if they like to fling shit?

>>25602906
I said it before, but I really dont think these threads have many people in them. One devoted fan who bumps through the night for Bromont, one or two more regulars, and then trolls and gawkers who show up to ask what the fuck this shit even is or why Bromont hasn't labeled it as a quest yet.

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>>25602995
To be fair, Bromont does a lot of shitflinging himself.

>>25602884
I would say the mess that this thread is on foolz speaks for itself.

>>25602884
I think he was approaching it from the point of view of anyone who hates Bromont. The janitor storm in this thread only served to confirm their hatred of him because in their mind, Bromont is now something that /tg/ has spoken against but that some random mod has given special privileges over the rest of /tg/.

Which is true, in a sense. If anyone else ran a thread the way Bromont runs his, they would get banned for it.

So Ive been skimming the thread, but what the fuck is it even about?

Sage for noncontributing.

>>25603132
This was a case of a stolen tripcode, was it not?

Though I in no way deny that Bromont has an attitude that rub many people the wrong way.

>>25603345
I think the fact that you cant even tell whether or not that is Bromont or an imposter speaks for itself.

>>25603178
Oh wow, I must have gotten to this thread late.
>>25603088
Any special reason they were hated? Never noticed their threads really.

>>25603399
Warhammer High or Harem Knights?