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>>25678818
F.

We'll become a local gang in the slums. We wear tanned-hide coats and call ourselves The Tough Mutts.

>>25678869
Gnoll civ quest yay!

Seconding this, we're going to be city gnolls fighting for turf with other criminal elements. Grave robbing is our specialty!

>>25678920
>>25678869
Can I get a third ladies and gentlemen?

>>25678869
I like it! Should be interesting to see.

>>25678869
>inb4 Gnoll Malcolm X

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>ctrl-f
>pseudo
>0 results
Phew!

Rolled 84

>>25678937
sure here: 3.

D!

Let us be desert bandits.

>>25679048
That reminds me: since gnoll males are smaller and weaker than females, wouldn't it make sense that young males lured into the big cities often end up as male prostitutes and pleasure slaves due to their submissive nature?

Eagerly anticipating OP

The small pack of Clawsmash lived in one of the largest cities known as 'Brenlinven'. It was one of the largest trade cities in the lands, home to the wealthest and greatest of lords along with the seediest of places.

The city was divided into district depending on housing and the large walls for the protection of the most wealthy. The city was made up of twelve rings, the farthest ring was a slum for the poorest of the poor with little money if any at all,like the Clawsmash pack, while it went in the city got wealthier and wealthier.

The main roads where made in the four cardinal directions to get to the highest class places without having to go around to much of the 'common element' while they also held the shop stalls of all the traders coming through from different lands.

The Clawsmash tribe had a slight liking of this city as they had just arrived on a slave caravan. OR what used to be one, having been captured and forced to be set free they were given a few things by the city for their accidental imprisonment while their captures were brought off for the illegal trade.

The pack of Clawsmash has found a small derelict home, if they could call the smashed together wood and stone a home and decided they needed to find a way to at least provide for themselves in the odd lands they now were in.


A: Go try to find work.
B: Try to find things on the street for free.
C: Scavange a bit, perhaps outside the city walls.
D: Try to 'borrow' some items from the neighbors.
E: Write in.

>>25679101
...I doubt there'd be enough creatures willing to bone a gnoll to make this a thing. Some, maybe. Playthings for the alpha bitch in the slums. But it'd be too few to be noticeable. Unless you were a good looking, young gnoll dude who's dreaming of a ife in the city. In that case you'd have heard rumours, of course.

>>25679138
Oh yes, and before I forget to say this. As I know someone will ask this.
Status of the Pack:
5 Males (Mature)
5 Females (Mature)
3 Males (Pup)
4 Females (Pup)

>>25679138
C, we're natural scavengers. What kind of people live in our neighborhood? How many of us are here?

>>25679138
A!

It's a city, there'll be work. We're not picky.

Perhaps some criminal gang needs some muscle?

>>25679157
Get the males scavengin', leave the females to care for the pups at home. We traditionalist.

>>25679138
Find work. Hired goon work.

>>25679166
Gnolls are kinda averse to honest work, but working as enforcers for some unscrupulous people could work. Perhaps we should become repo men?

Gnoll repo men.

Rolled 42

>>25679138
How big's the pack?

D: Yeenoghu wouldn't approve of his chosen children digging through the ruble and waste of the lesser races. Let's take it from the weak and give it to the strong!

>>25679166
>>25679175
>>25679194
You will need to roll out of 20 to see what kind of Work you will find.
>>25679163
You live in the Slums, mostly those who either are too poor, too drunk, or too unlucky end up here.

Rolled 5

>>25679218
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIME. Or security. Hell, maybe... THE LAW?

Rolled 49

>>25679172
Our females are stronger, bigger and faster than the males. We can't waste all of them on the pups!

Rolled 5

>>25679218
woops

Rolled 1

>>25679227
Maybe criminal law?

>>25679239
That's why we want them protecting the cubs. Besides, the males are more expendable, skulking around the city is dangerous with what the criminals, cops and human supremacists around.

>>25679138
A: Go try to find work.

Rolled 3

The gnolls grow restless

Rolled 20

>>25679378
The gnolls grow testes

>>25679227
What some of the males Gnoll find while digging around and walking around is something that isn't very glorious or even safe.

They had met a guard in the slum who was smoking some pipe.weed. He tells you he could float you some coin if you did him a quick favor or two.

He gives you two offers.

A: "There are some green skinned twerps that thought they could charge toll to get into the south gate. They need to be...told to move."

B: "There might be some Halfling trolling around the slums, he's wanted for fifteen different counts of theif, get him and I'll give you the reward for him. But we need him Alive."

Rolled 6

>>25679416
Let's be honest, we aren't nearly clever enough to catch that halfling. Gangbusting it is.

>>25679416
I say go for choice A.

And so starts our relationship with the corrupt side of the city guards.

Rolled 11

>>25679416
I say we go with B , our pack isn't particularly large and loosing even a single male would be quite hurtfull.

Rolled 8

>>25679416
Lets go bust up some green skins.
captcha: employed baWikti

>>25679416
Let's go with A.

>>25679416
Take A and let's bash some greenskin skulls in. We can be the dark knight that the city doesn't need nor want!

>>25679437
You could probably track him anyway. BUT...
>>25679443
Seems we smash some tiny green skins!
-------
The gnolls look to one another and grin telling the Guard in the words of 'We Bust up Greenies. We bust up Good!" That gnoll is looked at by the larger female with a shake of the head at his insane little giggle at the idea of killing and possibly maiming.

The gnolls, a party of Six with 3 Males and two Females armed with wooden planks and a few rusty bits.

They follow the road and see the little green skins they were told about. Three goblins with an Orc who seems to be half addled while chewing on something the Goblins always are bringing him from some sort of pouch held by the largest goblin.

One of the goblins, who looks rather cocky with a small dagger looks at the Gnolls and says "You want pass? You pay with gold, no gold and you no go past. You try get past and we get Big Pundran to bash you good!" He said and points at the Orc who seems to have his eyes half closed that are flickering.

>>25679510
Surprise rush!

>>25679510
Options of Attack!
A: Diplomacy to make them move.
B: Smash the little twerp NOW! Smash 'im good!
C: Ignore the little guys, smash the big guys first.
D: Kill the little guys first by trickery telling them they want to barter.

>>25679550
D.

>>25679510
>D: Kill the little guys first by trickery telling them they want to barter.

We trick him into thinking we are going to pay/play nice and then we bash him in the face!

>>25679574
>>25679571
"I talk to you about the price?" The largest of the females brought says walking forward. Her common not the best but seeming to be the most cunning of the group and glaring at the males and other female who knew what would happen.

The goblin licked it's lips looking at the female and called the others over to them ignoring their big friend who stayed in their seat not seeming to notice as he chewed on what ever it was.

"All of you? We charge..Six Gold. Yes, you have?" Asked one of the goblins, this one with a tiny hatchet.

"No, we no pay. We Mash you good!" Said the Female in the front raising her iron pipe to smash him in the head.

(D20 folks)

Rolled 13

>>25679550
D, bonk them on the head when they let us pass. Their guard will be down.

>>25679550
D, "We pays you, we pays you Good!"
Give them the plank with a rusty nail in it.

Rolled 13

>>25679610
All hail Yeenoghu's future bride!

Rolled 5

>>25679610
I'm entirely confident that these actions will have no future repercussions whatsoever, and will not earn the ire of the Goblin Mafia.

Rolled 19

>>25679610

Rolled 5

Can I apply>>25679612 to >>25679610
since it was for the same thing/ I was late?

Rolled 15

>>25679610
Use claw hammer on the goblin, that's what Yeenoghu would want.

>>25679612
>>25679621
The Gnoll female laughs as she brains the little bastard with her iron pipe and hits him into one of the other goblins with her swing. The third goblin looks utterly terrified and tries to run before bumping into something larger and furrier.

He looked up and saw he had ran into another Male gnoll holding a slab of wood and Smashed him across the head into another Gnolls Swing, it was soon devolving into a very very bloody game of 'Pinball' with the poor things skull eventually knocking it's head off.

The Group then looks to the Orc who looks over and gets up, ready to fight he looks at them and walks over to the first brained goblin and picks it up. Thinking he is going to do something, but the Orc really grabs a large pouch brimming with some sort of plant, tosses the goblin to the side and goes back to it's crate seat to chew the plant.

Congradulation the Pack kicked Goblin Ass!
Prizes: You find an axe, a little dagger, and one of the goblins had a sack of 100 gold coins along with silver and copper to go with it.

You can also talk to the guard now or go home to share the prizes with the pack immediately.

Rolled 60

>>25679676
kill the orc, kill him good

>>25679676
Let's hide the spoils before talking to the guard. Also, start taking toll from people passing that point, offer to share the profits with the guard.

Rolled 4

>>25679676
sounds good, perhaps we can offer an agreement where he knocks heads for us on occasion if we offer chewingdrug as a payment (after deed is done so he doesn't get lazy)

>>25679676
have half the group go home with the lootz
have the other half go to the guard

>>25679676
Excellent! Get that big female pregnant asap, we need her churning out strong puppies.

Rolled 7

>>25679704
This.

>>25679676
Try to get the orc to become our own hired muscle and then return to the guard after we have dropped off our prize at our house.

>>25679704
We might consider doing such a thing later once we have grown larger.

>>25679742
The orc isn't very good at being hired muscle, apparently.

Rolled 85

>>25679722
make the orc breed with her, that is gonna be some fucked up children! we should also plan on abucting some humans for smarter gnolls

>>25679742
>We might consider doing such a thing later once we have grown larger.
If some weedy goblins could pull this off, so can we. Gnolls love living off other's hard work anyway.

So what's the social structure of Gnolls then? Like I'm assuming we're matriarchal? Is their a chieftess?

Rolled 20

>>25679752
Don't pay him until he does the deed, don't let him use his drug when on the job.
>>25679773
They also got fucked up, we can't afford for the guards to turn their gaze our way.

Rolled 11

>>25679781
Matriarchy, love for slavery and torture, and ritualistic behavior based on worship of Yeenoghu.
I think their rituals are based on the moon cycles or something, and they enjoying offering living sacrifices to their dark lord on every full moon or something.

>>25679798
*cough*bribetheguards*cough*

>>25679718
>>25679704
>>25679717
Half the gnolls, mostly the males but one female to make sure they don't get the pack into shit they don't need go back home carrying their loot and one of the dead goblins hooting a bit savagely. They eat well tonight.

The big female and a male go to the Guard from before and says "We smash them good, they no take no more toll. They no take nothing anymore." She smiles a bit savagely tapping her foot with her iron pipe.

The guard takes a long draw from his pipe and in the light is able to be seen better. He has a tan and scarred up face with a small mustache and a goatee. His armor is that of Red and White, the color of the 'Outer Guard' making sure no uprisings happen that would cause trouble for the inner city upper class.

"No bad...not bad." He reaches into his pocket and tosses something that the female catches on reflex. Inside is a few gold coins, a couple of gold earrings, and a small amulet with the symbol of the city.

"That is yours then, that's the payment along with me giving you work I don't want to do for similar payment." The guard said with a slight grin. It was clear this was chump change to him and it really wasn't that much for someone of his station.

"Now...we want to take toll." The female said as the guard looks down at her with a single glaring eye before she adds, "But...we share? We give you some of thigns we get when we toll. No gold, we want foodses and shiny pokey thingies.No one misses? Not all thingies, just them."


The guard grins a bit and rubs his chin and nods. "Fine, I'll tell the guard that I've ordered you to do so. Make sure to keep anything charging into the city on a horse with a sword drawn outside of the gates." He says and suddenly turns down the road to leave making the male behind the female laugh a bit as he had taken the bag and put the Earring in his Nose.


They buy some meat on the way back to their dwelling with the gold they had and kept it in a sack on their backs.

>>25679819
That went better than I had expected. Seems like we will have a long and good relationship with the "city guard"

>>25679819
Yay, noserings for everyone! Let's have a good old fashioned Gnoll hoedown!

>>25679850
And by hoedown we mean let's kidnap some orphans and make them fight in a pit.

Yeah.

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Rolled 1

>>25679850
> hoedown
I am a large gnoll, and I do alright
Killing green skins every day, oh what a sight!
Now you might think that's a little heinous
But at least I didn't cut off that guy's penis

>>25679819
When they get back to the 'pack dwelling' they find that the pups have taken a liking to just multilating the corpse of the goblin and chewing on different fleshy bits.

The gnolls share the prizes and the largest female, known now as Clawknill, passes out the different supplies. Keeping the amulet and the axe for herself and giving the dagger to a smaller male who seemed sneaky enough for it. While passing out the other goodies and keeping the gold under a rotting bit of beam in the back to keep it safe.

You now can do more things!
A: Go try to find more work.
B: Try and station some gnolls at your new 'toll both'.
C: Go and try to find that halfing...
D: Pray to your God!
E: Breed
F: Write in

>>25679867
Noo, we civilized now. Use goblins.

>>25679878
You.
I like you and that reference. Possible Gnoll might learn to sing in the future. Possibly.

>>25679879
Find some more work. Maybe there're more goblins we can maul for the city guard.
And increase our meat supplies, of course.

Rolled 18

>>25679879
drop a few off at the booth

>>25679878
Well I'm a gnoll too and I eat out of the trash
Some say it's disgusting but that's nothing
Since they haven't seen my underleg rash!

>>25679879
>B: Try and station some gnolls at your new 'toll both'.

>>25679889
1 for finding work from the Guard, possibly dealing with smashing and mauling of Goblinkin.
>>25679905
1 for Dropping a few at the Booth

>>25679879
Put some males to take toll, mostly foodstuffs and weapons as agreed.

Also, try to learn if people would have need for Gnoll repomen/debt collectors.

Also also, victory breeding yay!

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>>25679907
Ooh, I am a gnoll and I chew on bone
My heart is dark and almost made of stone
Now I know that, that sounds really scary
But at least I don't look like a naked Drew Carey

>>25679879
After we are done dropping some people off at the toll booth why not go look for the halfling? The last thing we want is our new stuff being stolen.

>>25679948
Sounds like a plan.

Two of the males and a female go to the booth as they think they could probably find some stuff as they pass. They seem to be able to hold their tongues enough to not get themselves killed whilst on duty.
(2 turns and then they come back with some Loot.)

The others go out, the Alpha and another male go out to look for some more work to get the pack more supplies and weapons to keep themselves 'safe', yeah like their fooling anyone.

d20 to look for jobs

>>25679948
also, put that city symbol up on the leader of the booth guards so the people have more initiative to respect our guard sanctioned authority

Rolled 4

>>25679965

Rolled 14

>>25679965
Rolling.

>>25679980
The two gnolls look around and see that the street seems quiet, problem because it's starting to become night and not many want to be out where all the bad gang activity is. They do notice one thing though...

A Small form...not very tall about to their waist is running around and hiding in an alley seeming to be doing something near a trash can...

A: Go after the thing.
B: Ignore the thing, it's not our thing.
C: Write in.

>>25680000

C. Go after the thing...Sneaky like

>>25679943
I'm a Gnoll lady and that's fine by me
Since there's lots more to me than you can see
Whenever I go to town I like to wear a sock
'cause that's the way to hide my floppy cock

Rolled 2

>>25680000
follow the bugger

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>25680000
dose quints

>>25680000
>>25680020
Go after the thing.
Maybe it's that halfling!

>>25680000
Follow the bastard.

>>25680000
"Oi stunty! That's our trash!" Approach him and teach him some manners.

The two look at one another with feral grins and rop to all fours to stalk the little creature slowly. As the two get closer, they see it's a halfling in fancy clothes holding a bag of something snickering to itself not sensing the sneaky duo in the night.

They could easily pounce on the creature or follow it as it gets up to go down the alley further.

A: Follow it, stalk, hunt...
B: Maim! Blood! Loot!

>>25680075
>A: Follow it, stalk, hunt...
Remember this might be the thing the guard is looking for. Of course if he isn't...well then that is another meal for us.

>>25679510
I vote we name the giggler "Ed" and the unamused female "Shenzi"

>>25680095

Second, engage darkvision!

Rolled 4

>>25680075
A

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>25680075
stalk it, watch for other gangers

>>25680075
Pounce on him, take him in for some questions.

Rolled 19

>>25680103
seconded

>>25680075
B. Fuck it, we're savages dammit! But do it sneakly like, mug people and shit.

>>25680095
The two Gnoll's eyes glow a bit in the faint light of the moon as they follow the halfling down the alley and they hide behind some rubbage before they see him poking some bricks and the wall dissapearing into a long and deep stairway underground.

Following the twerp they find themselves in some sort of large cavern under the slums. Many things are being sold and traded here, including Slaves, meats, weaponry, even a few women who stand near the stalls to make some coin to pull the buyers into buildings built into the stones.

You've discovered 'The Dark Market'

The little Halfling is now talking to a large orc for a moment then hands off his bag. He turns as the orc hurries off with the bag and the halfling runs into the Gnolls.

A:Write in

>>25680162
A. We can potentially sell this information to the gaurds. It will increase our standing with the guard, as well s displace many outlaws, creating a power gap for us to exploit

>>25680162
Score, we can totally make ourselves useful at the Dark Market!

Apprehend the halfling "Short stuff, matriarch wants to see ya. Come with us if you knows what's good for ya!"

>>25680027
I giggled like an idiot, well done.

I am an ugly gnoll, yes that is not fair.
I'm fat, ugly and I don't have any hair.
Would I be happy? It's one of life's many unknowns,
But it doesn't matter - I eat halfling bones.

>>25680179
No, no, let's offer our skillset for hire here. We're pretty good slavers for instance.

>>25680179
and creating enemies and dispersing one of the only means to purchase darker items of intreast

>>25680202
Agreed. Let's work for the market, they'll at least treat us with respect.
We'll offer that guard's guts to Yeenoghu soon.

>>25680190
this, explore the market later

>>25680213
Market's come and go. The actual items will survive, bust some dealers will get caught. They get imprisoned/die, and someone takes their place. We move into the vacant slot, and the gaurds pat us on the back for helping them.
If we cover our tracks, we won't make enemies

>>25680194
Ooh I'm a gnoll and it ain't a bad thing to be
I'm friends with everyone in the whole city
I like humies, dwarves, elves and the lot
As I catch them and toss 'em in my pot

>>25680244
I like this.
We become THE LAW and we become THE CRIMINAL.

We make people pay for safety and rob them sometimes just so we can say that they need us!

>>25680190
The halfling is picked up by Ed and Shenzi by the arms with Shenzi saying "You come with us short stuff, Matriarch want to see and talk to you." The two carry the halfling who seems to holding the best poker face it can.

Of course the gnolls being part Hyena can smell the light scent of piss from it's drawers as they leave up the tunnel and pass by an elf wearing long robes as it doesn't stop to regard the three.

Soon, the halfling is thrown into the small hovel and infront of the leader of the pack who looks at him while chewing on a large bone and sharpening her ax on a stone she had picked up from the street.

"Uh...Hello O' great Gnolless...I am...I am but Nird Willowstream, your...other two friends have invited me to your home most graciously...IT's an honor to meet y-" He was saying before the gnolless got up and picked the halfling up by it's shirt and made it stop.

"You tell me something useful, or me give you to guard or eat you if he no want you." She said while showing her bloody and yellowed teeth.

3d100

>>25680277
Exactly. This is how we control the first level. Then, we can take control of city exports and imports. Slowly. We move up the levels, get rich contacts, and eventually burn the thing down for shits and giggles

Rolled 17

>>25680304
"You bein' stealing on our turf, bad idea butter ball."

Rolled 40, 16, 48 = 104

>>25680304
Let's see if we can't get something useful out of this.

Rolled 77

>>25680304
Aww yisss, my Lion King suggestion made the cut.

Rolled 47, 96, 46 = 189

>>25680304
rawl

>>25680316
>not burning for our god
Come on man.

>>25680244
We don't have contacts yet to take up the market. We don't know people who sell or buy, who to bribe and who to avoid.

>>25680349
We're not totally married to Yeenoghu worship though. Religion is for country bumpkins anyway.

Rolled 88, 86, 87 = 261

>>25680304

Rolled 73, 79, 31 = 183

>>25680373
We are his children! Cut the old devil some slack, he butchered his favorite demons to make us.

>>25680347
(Going with the best of rolls)
>>25680329
The halfling's face loses it's color quickly and says "I...I know a lot that can help you all out. No need to eat someone who can help you."

The halfling looks at the others and a few of the pups who woke up and were licking their chops at the sight of the halfling that would probably be their midnight snack.

"Please....I have information that would really be good for you. Don't eat me."

"You has three chances, yous go free in morning if we like. If not, we eat." Ed said from behind and the leader nodded a bit grinning a bit as he giggled madly.

"W-well...First there is a wharehouse near the gate. Closer, bigger, abandoned. You guys could live their without any problems if you got rid of the goblins living there if you wanted! They'd be no trouble and they have a huge supply of Headfucker."

The Gnolless raised an eyebrow and asked, "What is...Headfucker? And how many Goblins to mash and maul?" She puts him down on her lap as she sits back down holding him now by the back of his shirt.

"Well...there are about...I think Twenty goblins. Along with that...Headfucker is a popular drug for the slums and the inner rings. It's illegal in it's normal form called Headfucker but in the inner ring it's refined to Heaven's Kiss. Which is much weaker but don't make you as...fucked up when using this. You could even probably sell it for plenty if you found the right person!"

(What will it be? Kill the little twit or allow him to live under your watch and possibly give him to the guard?)

>>25680354
The more advanced the market, the harder it is to get involved.
In order to get contacts in the first place we need to cause a catalyst, a raid by the watch will kill off a few thugs and traders. We can just fall in

>>25680434
he seems rather well of
mug him then give him to the gaurd

Rolled 7, 71, 100 = 178

>>25680434
dont give him to the guard he is obviously known and was obviously seen being carried off by us, if his friends find their buddy in prison after being nabbed by some gnolls it's a bad rep for us

i say we use him to further our own connections

>>25680434
Let him live. Extract all the information he has and then kill him in the morning. Keep 3 guards watching him and 1 from far off.

>>25680489
Agreed. Besides, the gurad gives us scraps, the gnome can be useful.

>>25680434
She's like reverse santa? She sits people on her lap and asks people what they would like to give her...

>>25680522
so name the pack leader atnas?

>>25680434

Keep him as a pet, and squeeze him for info, suggest to the matriarch about stalking and hunting this warehouse full of goblin meat.

>>25680434
>>25680489
I like it and he did just give us a location for our new home. We can even sell off the Headfucker or cut a deal with our guard "friend"

>>25680434
Send Sneaky Boy to check out the warehouse, to see if the halfling's story holds true. In the meantime let's make him our guest, he can be an useful contact and we can fatten him up at the same time.

>>25680544

Get him to tell us how to make Heaven's kiss

>>25680434
Say that he works for us now. Make him stop to rob people. Kill the goblins. Make the halfing sell all the headfucker and split the costs.

>>25680565
I meant split the profits.

>>25680540
Make him sing and dance for us, halflings are supposed to be great entertainers right?

The gnome gave us some information. Send scouts to verify and if it pans out let him live.

>>25680544
Good day, Brutus. Its nice to see you again after Lizard Union ended.

>Lieutenant Varza

>>25680489
"You...you no eaten. But you stay 'ere. You no go to guard either." She says and pats him on the head and sticks a bone in his mouth from a pile on the floor next to some meat bits.

"Thanks..." He said pulling out the bone and shaking his head in slight disguist before looking at the gnolless again.

"But...you help us. We follow you to the market underground...you help us there too? We...help you after you help us. Of course...first not helpign you was you not being food."

He nods quickly, "Of course...of course...what ever you say..." He is then picked up off her lap and set on the ground and the pups round him up by nipping at his heels to surround him in the night at the straw pile so they can watch him and be utterly terrifying to the midget.

You've gained an ally...somewhat.

It is now late...late at night?
A: Go attack that goblin warehouse whilst they sleep!
B: Get some sleep, have the leader pray to their 'god'.
C: Try to 'expand the pack'.
D: Write in

>>25680613
C. We really need more gnolls to kill the 20 goblins.

>>25680613
C: Try to 'expand the pack'.
We could definitely use more numbers.

>>25680613
breed

>>25680600
Warmonger here, Lizard Union was pretty cool.

>>25680659
>>25680683
>>25680696
3d100 for the Breeding Orgy!

>>25680613
Expand the pack, take the halfling in as a honorary member. He's a good pet for the pups.

>>25680697
We weren't very effective at playing it, but yes, very fun.

Rolled 75

>>25680708
Breed, by Yeenoghu's gnarly cock!

Rolled 34, 23, 17 = 74

>>25680708
Rolling out.

Rolled 25, 59, 33 = 117

>>25680708
And breed we shall!

Rolled 61, 81, 54 = 196

>>25680708
for slaanesh-oh wait

Rolled 72, 28, 15 = 115

>>25680708

>>25680732
>>25680743
ohgawd, you two are horrible at breeding.

Rolled 15

>>25680722
I wouldn't say not effective, we took it into a kinda surprising direction in the end so it was all good. Gave me good ideas for lizardmen for my own campaigns too.

Rolled 57, 30, 16 = 103

>>25680613
C.
20 goblins is too much for us to do without losses.
How many of us are there?

>>25680761
>can't get it up

Rolled 67, 65, 54 = 186

>>25680761
Hey, we're not meant to be intelligent.
A hole is a hole, right?

>>25680772
Ten adults, seven pups.

>>25680788
>gnoll ladies don't shave down there

>>25680724
>>25680732
>>25680743
The night goes quickly as the breeding pit devolves as howling and yelping of pain happens. The halfling is somewhat terrified as the pups cheer on the other members of their pack laughing a bit.

The night goes on and on for the halfling listening to it all until he wakes up the next morning. Not knowing what happened but sure he doesn't want to EVER be involved in the pack's breeding habits.

-----
Half your females are with litter. They have a short gestation period of about three or four months. 3/5 Females are pregnant including the Alpha and Shenzi.

In other news, the others come back from the toll booth in the morning. They come holding a few bags of bread, most of it stale but that doesn't matter much to the halfling they share it with as the Gnolls eat the raw meat, along with two dented shields.

Options for the new morning:
A: Pray to the god!
B: Go somewhere, like the Dark Market.
C: Go try to find more work.
D: Go scout the Goblin Warehouse.
E: Grill the Halfling.
F: Write in.

>>25680708

YEENGHOU! GUIDE OUR COCKS!!

Rolled 74, 89, 52 = 215

>>25680790
Split evenly amongst the sexes?

Rolled 71, 73, 92 = 236

>>25680708

>>25680849

F. Send sneaky to go scout the warehouse and rotate the non pregnant females with a few males back to the toll

>>25680849
>D: Go scout the Goblin Warehouse.
We don't know whether to kill Shorty yet.

>>25680849
Patch up your pack members, and their members, as well as you can.

Seek out the guard and ask him to provide you weapons and armor to take out the goblins. Promise him a share of the drug profits, or alternatively let him take the glory for the drug bust.

Stake out the goblin warehouse, see how well defended it is.

>>25680871
see
>>25679157

>>25680910
This guy sounds reasonable

>>25680910
I have to say I like this plan

Sneaky, the Gnoll with the dagger gets direction from the halfling quickly and runs outside to go check out the warehouse while other gnolls are sent out without the shields to watch the toll area for them. To make sure it stays safe of course...

The guard is quickly found near the store he was leaning against from before. The quick info on the drug peddling goblin's gets his attention REAL quick.

"Headfucker...in the hands of goblins...in this area isn't good." He rubs his chin and holds up a sack of gold and hands the female who came to help deal with him a sword from his belt. That's right, a finely made steel sword.

"Make sure it doesn't get out before tonight. If you don't attack them before tonight. My guards will get them around noon, I'll have them leave anything for you to take yourself." He then seems to dissapear down the street going to the innercity. Making sure the sword would do as...payment to not attack yet.

Sneaky comes back and nods quickly from his findings. Seems he was able to get onto a roof and look into a few windows. There were goblins moving boxes of some sort of plant AND a few orcs around and, get this, a Hill Giant was helping move the biggest crate.

Seems from what happened one of the head goblins was talking to some robed thing that waved something infront of it's face to make it do as it said...

>>25681039
What do you do?
A: Go pray to your god!
B: Find some sort of connection in the Dark Market with the Halfling.
C: Go find more work.
D: Find something for the Halfling to do.
E: Write in.

Rolled 16, 42, 56 = 114

>>25681170
B, better to have connections to sell the fuckhead
So we have to NOT raid the goblins ourselves?

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>>25681039

So basicly he told us to sit tight and wait till nightfall to clean house? Is it to late to tell him what Sneaky found out?

Also, possible pic of Matriarch?

>>25681210

Second, send one of the smart females to make contacts.

>>25681039
A giant... good thing we were smart enough not to charge in, rusty pipes swinging. I say we send back sneaky, a few males and Shenzi.

They keep hidden until the guards go in, unless a carriage or something arrives to bring the drugs away. In that case they slaughter the carriage's hoses and leg it afterwards. So the drugs stay where they are.

If the robbed figure leaves, sneaky goes after it.

If the guards seem outnumbered, a male is sent back to the hideout and gathers the other gnolls, so we can swoop in and safe the day!

>>25681210
The guard told you NOT to do so and convinced you by giving you the sword as payment.
>>25681214
You can tell him as your write in action.
If you don't tell him, he might not die...but he might be fucking Pissed.

>>25681246

Then go off of what this guy >>25681234 said but find a chance to tell the captain about the giant

>>25681170
E. Warn the guard about the giant.
He's a useful contact.
However, we should still have other gnolls available, so let's get some contacts in the market

>>25681234
but if we're seen helping guards, we'll lose reputation man

>>25681246
Ehh, maybe they'll win, and we already got a shiny sword out of the deal.
Let's ask the halfling to introduce to people on the Dark Market, we're selling services of debt collection and racketeering, with head-bashing or without. Maybe slavery, it's very traditional?

>>25681246
Inform the guard of what we just found
>>25681234
I like.

>>25681287
we don't have any reputation right now. except maybe that we were stupid enough to let the guards take away all our slaves. So there really is nothing we can loose.

>>25681287

We don't have to jump in and help, as long as he knows he can prepare accordingly. We keep our rep intact

>>25681312
a negative rep will hurt our standings with people among the market, considering we have no positive standings, they'll refuse us outright

>>25681295
Even if they win we'll lose trust.
I vote give the guard a warning

>>25681339
i vote give the guards a warning, and try to have sneaky slip in and steal a little fuckhead before the guards trash it all

>>25681328
>>25681339
They are using us anyway.
No one is stupid enough to trust a bunch of savage, sadistic, dumb hyena's.
The only way for us to make people dont want to fuck with us, is by getting the job done, by being super opportunistic, and by being more sneaky then anybody else.

>>25681360
The guards are leaving the fuckhead behind for us

>>25681265
>>25681274
>>25681234
>>25681231
>>25681210
Sneaky is sent to scout the area, to disable any wagon wheels or warn of any other dangers to the pack..

Sneaky watches and Atnas goes to find the guard herself wearing the amulet of the city. She nearly forces herself toward the guards which are now advancing toward the warehouse through a few backroads as the leader and the gnoll's contact stops the others from sticking her with their spears and swords.

"What is it? What's going on?" He asked narrowing his eyes looking around as if expecting a trap or ambush.

"No go, we have sneaky gnoll check on place. Goblins not only thing there. Giant, Orcs, Goblins, and one in robe waving shiny thingies around things. Dangerous." She said simply and crossed her arms making the Guards look at one another and the leader nodding.

He turns to one of the younger men, a spearmen by the looks of it and just a recruit, "You, go get one of the wizards from the collage in town and inform a Knight we need help with orcs and a giant."

He does a quick salute and books it down the street in his flimsy leather armor. The leader looks back with a smile and says "Thank you Gnolless. We never were...properly introduced when I asked you all to get the Goblins and Hafling problems. I am Captain Uther. Uther Silver." He extends his hand and Atnas grips it and sniffs it shaking it a bit.

Some of the other females, those with pups and staying away from fighting, go to the market to find some sort of connection. They find that they can trade quiet a few things and give a few gold coins for hats for ALL the gnolls. Most of them made of leather but one or two for the strongest are made or iron to protect the noodle.

>>25681328
>>25681339
Why should we even care. If they don't want to be with us and they can get arrested.

>>25681403
HATS

MOTHERFUCKING SWEET

GNOLLS IN HATS

>>25681403
fucking hats?
hell yeah!

>>25681403
also atnas made the name
cuz of reverse santa

>>25681403
Turns out our guard contact was a captain.
Didn't see that one coming.

Also, HATS? OH YEAH!

>>25681456
Yes, Antas is her name.
When you guys talked about her being Reverse santa, I couldn't resist.

>>25681421
Hey, I'm >>25681339
I was saying warn the gaurds

>>25681403
are they ogre brand hats?

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>>25681403
>hats
I can get behind this.

>>25681403
Right. So... I say we stick to the plan and see how the raid turns out.

>>25681475
The guards soon see a wizard riding on the back of what looks like a giant ass lizard and a Knight on the back of a large horse in armor. Atnas quickly nods to the captain and leaves to go back down to the home while the other gnolls watch as she goes back to check on the pups to watch the small war party advance on the warehouse.

When Atsan gets back and gets her sweet ass hat, she notice that it was made seemingly by very VERY large and thick fingers...strangely enough if they could even make hats for something her size.
---
Sneaky comes back in the middle of the night smiling like a fool with a sack on his back. Antas looks at him and tilts her head as he empties out the bag showing that he had found plenty of goodies while 'scouting' the place before the raid happened which had only seemingly started five minutes ago with the huge explosion that sounded not far away...

Inside the bag were twenty gemstones, a few daggers in different nicely made leather holsters, a few undented buckles, and what looks like some kind of fancy stick with a shiny thing on top which one of the smaller pup snatches away snickering as the other pups try to take it from him and he simply whacks them on the heads while climbing onto a rafter, slightly to the amusement of the halfling who had been half watching their violent play.

>>25681568
Daaawwww...

>>25681568
The sounds go through the night, and dinner is eaten and loot is passed around to admire the shininess. The halfling is eventually brought to Atnas again and told that he is offically a pack member.

He begins to protest to this but...after Atnas tells him traitors and deserts are eaten, he quickly shuts up. He is given one of the gemstones of his choosing and he seems to love the shine of it from the small fire built in the middle of the shitty building.

Night is in full swing but little is able to be done outside.

A: Pray to the Gods!
B: Try to repair the busted up shields.
C: Go to sleep.

>>25681675
A
need some moral

>>25681568

Wait a couple of hours then send sneaky back with a female and a few males I have a feeling well be eating good again to night

>>25681724
pray, then send sneaky to scavenge stuff after the battle/guard it for a move-in

>>25681675
>B: Try to repair the busted up shields.

Our pack numbers few, protecting them would be a wise investment.

>>25681746
>>25681691
Roll d20 for the result of the prayers.

Rolled 2

>>25681786
roll for magic hats!

Rolled 4

>>25681786
Rollin'

Rolled 12

>>25681812
fuuuuuck

>>25681812

>>25681475
It's gotta be bowler hats or nothing, anon, and you know it.

>>25681812
You feel an inkling of dread come through the hearts of the Gnolls as they all seem to sit together in relative silence. Prayers...the silent mutterings are not responded to. Nor do they seem like they go anywhere.

No where, an empty place...it is as if your demon god has forgotten about the Pack of Clawsmash...

Most go to bed that night, not sure what to think about this horrific idea.
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The next morning, the world around them is silent and they stick their heads outside to see if anything is going on around the street except for the quick hustle and bustle of the people living in the slums to go to some sort of low paying gutter job.

A: Try to find your guard friend.
B: Go to the Dark Market.
C: Ask the Halfling if he knows anything.
D: Investigate the raided warehouse.
E: Try to find different work.

>>25681864
A clockwork orange gnolls? That... should be a thing.

Rolled 7

>>25681786
bless our sword

>>25681896

Secure the warehouse with all haste

>>25681896
D, of course. But sent a female and two males to the tollbooth, too. We're fiercly territorial, after all.

Rolled 13

>>25681896
A. we should see how the raid went.

Also, send a party to the warehouse. Supplies, living conditions, ect.

>>25681926
dis
maybe ask the guard captain for a few slaves for our trouble?

>>25681920
This

>>25682020
This. Just to hammer in the fact that we are, in fact, gnolls.

Rolled 12

>>25682020
Slavery is illegal here from what I've seen

>>25681896
D: Investigate the raided warehouse.

>>25681921
>>25681920
The gnolls head to the warehouse and find it has...well one of the walls now have a huge hole in it from a fireball or something.

The gnolls poke their heads around and then decide to poke around before they hear a voice from the upper levels of the warehouse on some sort of walk way.

"So your the one that the Captain said told us about this place. Not a bad find...He's interested in talking to you about this." Said the slightly femine voice.

The gnolls look up and see a woman in long robes looking down at the gnolls leaning against a staff. She jumps down onto a crate and then to another appearing to end up infront of the Atnas in her iron helm.

"I'd like to thank you myself. That wizard that was running this had been a thorn in my side." She smiles a bit and nods her head and says "If you ever need magic, just ask for Lady Dislinn." She then snaps her fingers and in a flash dissapears.


The Gnolls find that the upper levels of the warehouse are still intact with plenty of things around with plenty of stored goods that were labled 'Property of gnolls'. They eventually find a few giant crates of odd plants they assume is Head fucker which the Halfling starts to move around to a safer area so he may sell it later on orders.

Now what do you do?

A: Move in fully.
B: Go talk to the guard.
C: Go check for more loots.
D: Try to find work.

>>25682020
>>25682045
Slavery is illegal in the city. The pack was actually freed from slavery by the city.

A
Let's move in and expand the pack

>>25682133

If it's got a giant hole in it, it's not safe for a base. And seeing as that guard just busted this group for selling headfucker, we should probably not follow example.

Check for more loot, then try to find work, I say.

>>25682133

Check the loot and figure out with our half long how to best make use of it then break the crates and use the shins to mark our turf

>>25682133
>A: Move in fully.
We should either try to repair the damage ourselves or find someone to do it for us. Might even ask the captain if they know someone.

Rolled 14

>>25682133
A, but keep tabs on our old place.
This should be our new main home though.

>>25682176
We can patch the hole, and it's two stories. A lot better than the hole we currently have

>>25682176
Shouldn't be all that much work nailing a few planks of wood over the hole to cover it. I guess we can just hire some methheads and pay them in drugs.

>>25682133
A

Move in and talk to the captain.

>>25682176
It can either be repaired or patched up.
Or we can just pile stuff up and clog it up with junk.

>>25682199
Let's get someone else to do it for us, we're gnolls after all. Ask around if there's some workmen who can't pay back their loans. We'll buy their debt and take them as indentured servants.

>>25682241

How about a compromise if they don't know what our halfling thief looks like send him to buy and "own" it for us and get it fixed we can move in afterwards

>>25682241
This, we'll take Fuckheads to be our...servants. Also, look into buying other peoples debts from loan sharks and make them work for us.

Yeenoghu is angry because we're not keeping slaves, and since it's illegal we have to bend the rules.

>>25682164
sorry, thought were were slavers who got confused as our slaves and free'd

>>25682292
>Yeenoghu is angry because we're not keeping slaves
This. Our pack won't be able to thrive without his blessing.

>>25682292
true, we need to appease our god
maybe a sacrifice too?

>>25682318

Whatever happened to the Orc at the toll? If that's the case we can sacrifice him and eat him later

>>25682292
Mate, if we take those druggies as our slaves, they'll be ineffectual stoners at the best of times and at the worst they'll be fighting addiction cravings we won't be able to satisfy unless we keep 'em on a constant feed.

You're putting us in a no-win situation. If we were going to go criminal, we should have done so from the start, but if we're law-abiders, we should act like ones.

>>25682337
I doubt he kept just sitting there for a day. But it should be no hassle at all to find some random junkie, whack him over the head and drag him into the warehouse.

>>25682348
but we are neither. just opportunists rite?

>>25682375
this
plus the guards and a criminal like us
chaotic neutral man

>>25682348
It just so happens we have a contact in the city guard and now have access to the underground market. If anything we are opportunist.

>>25682416
And a wizard willing to scratch our backs to so with that said lets make use of stumpy (that'll be his pack name)

>>25682440
this, we need to sell those gems

Rolled 1

>>25682348
We're playing both sides until we gain the power to burn the entire city down for our god. To do that we need contacts in the guard/legal market to get into the inner levels, and contacts in the underground to conquer said levels

One of the male gnolls, along with a few pups, go out to the market for a bit. They come back with nails, wood, and some tar to begin fixing the hole. The headfucker is kept by the Halfling and quickly decided to keep it in a hidden nook he found on the upper level where the Pack leader only knows along with him.

The captain is found by Atnas quickly as she walks to the closest barracks and welcome with...somewhat open arms. She is motioned in and given a mug of some ale which she pounds down easily and gives it back to the human that gave it to her as the captain walks over with a light scar and a bandaged arm.

"Well if it isn't you, nice to see you again after making sure them goblins didn't keep selling. Those guys might have gotten the upper class theives involved and that would cause trouble for the noble houses." He said and offered a seat beside him as he sat down and smoked his pipe.

"I got an offer yesterday from that Wizard that came to help us, seems she wanted to see if she was able to hire you as...home guards of some kind. Who knows what that elf wants really, she said she'd give you and your pack room in board if you agreed to it."

A: Ask about the room and board.
B: Ask about the wizard.
C: Ask something else.
D: Leave the area to tell the pack.
E: Write in.

>>25682463

I say we've gone pretty far without his blessing were on the verge of setting ourselves nice and pretty it's not like any of us are his clerics or anything

>>25682487
B Ask about the wizard

>>25682487
I get the feeling that we'd just be test subjects for the wizard

>>25682487
b
she may want to be enlightened by the word of Yeenoghu

>>25682549
we would, we're mildly better off in the warehouse, in the heart of it all, being a pet guard dog for some wizard is bad for business, but we ay have some time for odd jobs for her

>>25682487
A. What level is it in?
This could be a chance to place gnolls in the upper levels, our reach will spread.
Wizards generally don't live in slums

>>25682574
see
>>25682549

>>25682487
B: Ask about the wizard.

Maybe ask about how the district is reacting to the raid.

Whether we take up the mage's offer or not I think we should keep up our "relationship" with the slum city guard. If we do take the offer we should still try to "take over" that area.

>>25682581
So?
It's not like we're risking the entire pack. Send a couple gnolls up, then have them bail on the wizard to find contacts in the upper levels.

>>25682602
then we'd have the wrath of a female wizard
which is harder to deal with than goblins since she's got contacts with the guard,

>>25682602
>>25682621
Lets expand our numbers and influence in the slums, before we expand to the inner circles.

>>25682621
Chill, being guard dogs of some wizard sounds like an easy job. Remember that we're kinda really lazy. Let's ask around about the wizard, and if she's legit I say we'll go for it.

>>25682667
Ok, then we should leave the guard, not much to gain from him right now

>>25682602

If we bail on her then well just get thrown out of the upper levels we use her to spring board to higher positions she'd make a bell of a good reference along with the slum captain

>>25682574
>>25682556
>>25682531
"What level is it in? And what have others thought of raid?" She asked as she sat down getting comfy in the soft plush seat.

"We had killed many orcs and goblin who were major trouble, along with that giant who had killed three royal guards in the past. Safe to say, most of the people were happy with the raid and many of the guards were awarded some prizes for directly putting their lives in danger." He said smiling a bit shining a medal on his armor. "But the wizard is a strange one, she is one for conjuring and blowing things up with grand bursts of flame and ice. Very showy but rather nice for the most part. She comes from the northern elven enclaves to help with trade routes to the city. Though I did hear she may dabble in darker magics..."

(Write in now)

>>25682727

And all she wants is some muscle for protection?

>>25682727
"Well, we've no interest in that for now, perhaps another time. Excuse me I'm off to strengthen my criminal network"

>>25682727
"perhaps you would like us to take her offer, to keep an eye on her?"
or however that translates to Atnas's intelligence levels

let's get paid to have a gnoll live there ans spy, and get paid to have a gnoll guard her/gain an ally for our dark causes

win-win!

>>25682463
I think I forgot to mention, you can worship ANY god you really want. Not just the demon that had 'sired' your race if that legend is true.
You can worship Pelor for all I care.

>>25682788

Second this

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>>25681897

>>25682788
3rd

>>25682788
Thirding this, we'll play the captain and the wizard against each other.

>>25682788
I forth this.
>>25682796
So far it we seem to have gotten along fine without looking to gods for favor.

>>25682808
saved

>>25682788
"You want us to watch her? Make sure she no bad for you?" She asked looking around and then the captain in the eyes.

"She...I don't trust her to tell the truth so yes. I'll make sure to make sure folks don't bother many in the warehouse you've got now. Maybe more if you collect anything else of interest." He said and handed Atnas a small brace that seemed to have a glow about it.
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You taken on an on going mission: Spy on the Elven Wizard for the Slum Guard captain.

>>25682808
Is that a original work? Did the gnoll civ inspire this then?

>>25682888
and so the game begins

>>25682888
here's hoping she's really an evil wizard looking to us to enlighten her

A Gnollkwork Gnorange?

>>25682929
>working with elves
If we get an excuse that won't bring the captain down on our ass, I say kill her and loot her shit, then use her home as a base for whatever level of the city she lives in

>>25682972
tis, also now that our upper city prospects are tangible, lets work on our under city market connections with stumpy

>>25682972
you can't expect to take the home if its in the upper levels the nobles will see to that

>>25682992

I agree send a relatively smart male to the wizard and focus on securing our power base in the slums also training our pups into hunting shape perhaps have them hunt rats and stray animals under the supervision of a female or take the ones old enough to work the tolls?

>>25682888
I'm wondering if what he just gave us is a magical item of some sort.
>>25682972
Well we can go with the "She was evil and tried to do weird funny things to us." along with sliding some of her interesting items she has his way.

>>25682908
I just doodled it for fun.

>>25682888
What will you do now? The leader of the gnolls has gone back to the warehouse with the pups repairing the hole in the wall with the tar, wood, and nails.

The 'Stumpy' as he has started to be called has actually been to the Dark Market for a bit. He went there on his own and brough back a few things for the Gnolls. Mostly meat in a large sack but with a few wicked looking sets of armor.

Two of the sets were given to two of the males, who were then told their job was going to be guarding the Wizard woman. They protested a bit until they put the armor on which was very spikey and hard that clanged. They set out to the guard station with orders to keep eyes on the Wizard incase of anything 'interesting' happening.

What will you do now?
A: Go look for work.
B: Check on some other things in the Dark Market.
C: Try to find...Something to pray to.
D: Have the toll gnolls come back with their swag.
E: Write in.

>>25683066
i keep thinking he slipped us some sort of "truth bracelet" or some stupid thing
currently mystified, where'd a slum captain get that from?

>>25683080
b
check on things in the market, find a buyer for those gems and fuckhead plants

>>25683080
E. combat training

>>25682972
Besides, elves are tastiest of them all.

>>25683066
Better lick it to see if it's magical.

>>25683096
>>25683100

A combo of these two plans find a buyer for the fuckhead and start rotating pups into the toll use the old base as a rest guard post

>>25683080
B. sell our loot, and find anyone who has work for a pack of gnolls.
alternatively, it won't hurt to find a diety

>>25683121
You know what would be a profitable business? Whores hooked on fuckhead, that's what's profitable.

>>25683166

I see no problem with that we could use stumpy as the pimp and keep our distance if we haven't sold the gems yet we could use it towards that goal

>>25683166
We're playing a bigger game here now then a petty crime ring