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You look at her before shaking your head, your face sympathetic. “I’m sorry you had to hear this, but it’s the truth.”

Her eyes tear up. “What proof do you have?!”

You rest your hand on her shoulder. "I can understand this is a lot to take in and that you don't want to believe us, I really do, but Urahara isn't the only one who saw this. There's others who can confirm his story."

She pounds here fists weakly against your chest. “Damn it. Damn it! You’re saying he did this to me?!”

She wipes at her tears, with hiccupping sobs before pounding at your chest again. “You saved my life, damn it. But you’re also supposed to be the person I was to watch! He wanted me to keep an eye on the ‘Kurosaki family’ a family that had a strong spiritual presence!”

She grips the front of your robes tightly. “And it was then I started to feel sick, too. I don’t want to believe it, I don’t! That the kind, gentle Captain Aizen was a lie! But I also don’t think you’re lying!”

She pushes you down, her face inches from yours. “Tell me what to believe in, Kurosaki Ichigo!”

>Talk her down,
> nice calming tactical hug

You don’t move, and don’t break eye contact with her. When you talk, your voice is soft and reassuring.

"I think you know already don't you?

“If you really believed in him, one hundred percent, then you wouldn't be crying, you'd just be angry.

“The pieces must be starting to add up in your head, sure he may have acted kind, and been gentle, but did he ever, truly, open his heart to you?”

You lift your arms, ignoring the agonizing pain in your right and wrap them around her in a comforting hug, tucking her head into you shoulder.

“I know it must be hard, but you can trust me. I'd never lie to you. If you don't know what to believe in, that's alright.

“Because I believe in you- in the brave girl who saw all that she could have been, and conquered that. The girl who refused to give in. That's what you should believe in.”

You bring your left arm up to stroke her hair. “And if you can’t believe in her yet, then believe in me until you can. Because I believe in that girl.”

She clutches at you, her arms wrapping around you, as she sobs into your shoulder. You just lay there and let her cry it out. When she finally calms down, she lets go of you and retreats a little, wiping at her eyes. She still seems upset, but she seems more in control of herself as she looks at you.

“Alright. I’ll try.”

You nod at her at Urahara clears his throat. “Can I talk to you in the other room, Ichigo?”

>[ ] Sure
>[ ] Not right now
>[ ] write in

>>25796666
sure, but if it has to do with Aizen, she has a right to know to

>>25796666
>Ya sure...

Bleach Quest? During work?
WHAT IS THIS?!

>>25796630
>Sure
>"What is it about your shop that causes women to spontaneously fall into my arms? Is it some kind of magic spell? Are you a perverted wizard?"

>>25796734
a gift from the gods you fool! east coast no longer has to RP until sunrise!

>>25796666
>[ ] Sure

>>25796666
>Sure
if >>25796764 is used make sure it happens out of the ladies earshot.

>>25796734
It's awesome is what it is!

Go to the next room. It is starting to set in that we might have lead Aizen right to hat and clogs.

"I'm guessing I screwed up the low profile bit...but if I hadn't, she'd be dead, wouldn't she?"

Pause

"How does that work, dying when already dead?"

Well this is early? Is there going to be another at midnight like usual?

>>25796801
>We might have lead Aizen right to hat and clogs
>"I fucking swear to god Ichigo if I survive this I will burn your world to ashes"

>>25796805
quite probably. I said I'd finish 15 when I got up so here I am.

>>25796836
is 15 going to finish with an aside of Rukia the awesome one-woman resistance organization?

>>25796836
> I said I'd finish 15 when I got up
... Where do you live? Or maybe you work 3rd shift or something? I don't even know,

In any case thanks for the show last night!

>>25796853
Renji just stuffed her in a box somewhere then jerked it to the thought of protecting her since that's all he ever does. The guy is fixated on "saving" her from everything. It's creepy.

>>25796913
Only after the execution debacle. Before that he was obsessed with surpassing the man who took his only friend away to the high life of nobility.

>>25796666
[ ] Write in.
She's a part of this now. And if you're right, she's been a part of this for a while.
If you have anything to say to me, you can say it in front of her.
Secrets are what started this whole mess.

>>25796666
>[x] Sure
Let's see if we can get her to do it while the girl's in the other room.

>>25796666
>[ ] Sure

Alright, I have a business proposition for you.

specifically, I find whatever gland is attracting women like flies and start selling chemicals from it as a cologne

>>25796666
>[x] write in
"You can talk to me right here."

>>25796962
Oooh yeah, let's do this.

>>25796833
Technically this was going to happen anyway, since Hinamori was sent to our house, she probably would have still hollowfied, only in front of our family.

>>25796666
>Sure

I think we owe him that much, that if he wants to speak in private, he can.

>>25796926
>She is one of Aizens cronies
>Aizen is a puppet master genius
>there is no possible way she could be lying, tracked, or a combination or variation therof
>Lets tell her EVERYTHING

Loose lips sink ships and then get us eviscerated in our sleep.

>>25797012
True, then we would have had problems of a greater nature.

>>25796666
>[ ] Sure

>>25797035
Urahara's the one who said he's fine with telling her the truth.

If he said "I am going to weave a tapestry of beautiful lies, don't fuck it up" we wold have followed his lead.

>>25796666
>Oh noooooooooooooooooo he's gunna be mad at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>oh...o-oh kay.

Rolled 14

>>25796666
>[X] Sure

>>25796666
Say yes.

Rolled 17

>>25796666
Them Quats

Urahara is the real villain and Aizen is the good guy wise to his bullshit /tinfoilhat

Rolled 1, 11, 15, 2, 9, 5, 20, 16, 19, 10 = 108

Checking if this thread is also cursed

>>25797081
I don't know what to believe anymore

Rolled 20, 5, 1, 9, 18, 11, 12, 17, 18, 14 = 125

>>25797081
last try

>>25797081
>>25797094
Par for the course, Kubo.

>>25797075
>Thinking in binary
>Both sides are evil.png

>>25797108
>implying improvAizen won't just pretend to have been the hero all along

>>25797108
This is going to end with Ichigo at war with Soul Society, Las Noches, & the Vanderreich all at the same time, isn't it?

>>25797134
Vanderreich isn't for another two years. At the rate we're moving we'll have mastered every power we have, or be dead, by the time that happens.

>>25797155
A few more sessions like last night and it'll be the second. Seriously ichigo ought to be dead like five times over.

>>25797134
Hey, the more enemies we have the more ikely they are to trip and stumble over each other as they try to murder us.

Which gives us more time to establish Outer Heaven/Shadow Moses/Outer Haven/ whateverthefuck we're calling our pleasure palace/seekrit klub

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

>>25797175
>a few more like last night
You mean every other session we have? Last night was only weird because the crit chain didn't end in a powerup.

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>Sure
>"What is it about your shop that causes women to spontaneously fall into my arms? Is it some kind of magic spell? Are you a perverted wizard?"


You nod ands stand up, walking into the backroom with Urahara. When the door shuts, you smile at Urahara awkwardly.

"What is it about your shop that causes women to spontaneously fall into my arms? Is it some kind of magic spell? Are you a perverted wizard?"

Urahara scowls at you, grabbing you by the collar. “I have done a lot to help you, Ichigo. I asked you to keep a low profile and this is how you thank me? Smartass comments and bringing someone who, hopefully not, might be working alongside Aizen?”

He lets go, rubbing at his eyes tiredly. “I’ll finish up trying to help you find your mother if she’s still around. I won’t keep away your human friends who need the help. But after tonight, I don’t want you coming to my shop unless I invite you.”

He stares at you. “There is a very real threat out there and all you keep doing, it seems, is making things worse. I respect your father, Ichigo, that’s why my help is going this far for you.”

He waves in the direction of Hinamori. “She’s your problem now. I’ll get her a gigai and work an identity into place for her, but that’s it.”

Urahara opens the door and gestures towards the room. “Go ahead. I’ll be along shortly.”

You can only awkwardly nod and sit down. Time seems to pass slowly as Urahara comes in with a body, setting it down. He then turns towards you and patches you up before looking at Hinamori.

“Here’s a gigai and an identity for you. I’ll finalize things tonight, but I’m going to be going low to ground working on something, so please don’t come bother me.”

Yoruichi seems to be trying to give you a sympathetic look, but doesn’t say anything.

>Actions?

>>25797123
Man I wish that guy would come back or start a tumblr or something.

>>25797202
Apologize?

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>>25797205
>start a tumblr
>mentioning tumblr on 4chan

>>25797205
He's in every thread. Maybe not this one for timing reasons, but half the dialogue is done by other people too.

>>25797202
Apologize for our actions? Or not, he's being a bit of a dick considering it hasn't even been a week since this started.

>>25797223
Apologize I guess
And point out she came out of fucking nowhere and was apparently ordered to find us

>>25797202
Go home? I don't see anything else we can do.

>>25797266
this

>>25797250
>>25797266
Yeah, I want to apologize, but he's blaming us for shit that isn't really our fault. I mean it's been one week and we have no idea who else can help us. Are we supposed to bring this dangerous chick to our house before we know what's up?

>>25796836
>quite probably. I said I'd finish 15 when I got up so here I am.
All this LOYALTY.
>>25797202
Sorry Urahara-san, I'm kinda in a tight spot and the stress has been getting the better of me. I know I shouldn't say this lightly, but if there's something for which you need me and my over-sized blade, even if it's just cutting cabbage... I'll be ready.

>>25797283
Clearly, this means we need to set ourselves up with a safehouse for this kind of shit.

Any abandoned warehouses nearby?

>>25797202
"She said that Aizen sent her to investigate my family. It doesn't take a mad scientist to know what his intentions were.

And the only reason I brought her here is because I thought her life was in danger. You said something about 'soul suicide' right? That hollowfication would have killed those shinigami one hundred years ago if you didn't make some kind of antidote.

And if you don't want me to do certain things, then tell me, explain it as best as you can. I'm fifteen years old and have three sets of powers I knew nothing about until now.

Like did you know that shinigami can cast spells? I didn't!"

>>25797202
>He yelled at us
>Urahara reminds me of my father down to this moment
>try not to cry, cry a lot

There's nothing we can do to undo what we have done. No amount of apologies, money, womenmen, or earthly/ unearthly goods or gestures we can bestow upon him to make this right. Our relationship is forever fractured.

>>25797266
So yeah, we go with this.

>>25797310
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

>>25797306
Oh shit. Seconding.

Ichigo is pretty much stumbling around in the dark here, like >>25797306 said

>>25797226
How else are we going to "Ask Aizen"?

>>25797202
Cosgrove stop. Cosgrove. Cosgrove. Stop. I don't want to feel bad about getting yelled at by a fictional character, but I am. Stop.

Also apologize the hell out of him.
I wish I was here last night, I would have told you all taking her here was stupid.

I just realized, ignoring the Urahara thing, that Momo is probably gonna be able to teach us kido. Holy shit, Momo is gonna be the new Rukia.

>>25797306
>You said something about 'soul suicide' right? That hollowfication would have killed those shinigami one hundred years ago if you didn't make some kind of antidote.
>He puts on his hat grimly
>"Maybe you should have let her die..."
>Walks out putting on his goofy happy-go lucky face

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Just popping in before the ride home after work to suggest we set up milfzerker with dad at some point. They are perfect for each other.

>>25797336
>Cosgrove stop. Cosgrove. Cosgrove. Stop. I don't want to feel bad about getting yelled at by a fictional character, but I am. Stop.
Welcome to the best and the worst about the quest experience.


>>25797340
Not quite as entertainingly abrasive.

>>25797202
Yeah, we've burnt out Kisuke's good will to us early... without his Rukia Gambit, we're really getting in the way of 100 years of planning.

...

Bow deeply, do not meet his eyes, "Good night, Urahara-San. I apologize for my presumptions. You will not have to worry about anymore surprises on your doorstep, and I swear that before my existence ends...I will pay you back for all you've done for me regardless of the credit of respect between you and my father."

Then tell Hinamori Momo we will help her make arrangements for a place to stay tonight, if she'll follow us.

Then, find pay phone, call phone, tell dad what happened and /ask/ if we can put her up for the night before figuring things out, because damn if today hasn't been among the longest day of our life.

>>25797306
"I mean I am really sorry for endangering you, but I don't know what else to do. Like should I have just asked Hinamori here to go home, or invited her to stay with my 11-year-old sister?

Despite you being a remarkably shady dude, I'm trusting you to know the solution to this bullshit that keeps happening to me, because I don't know who else to talk to."

>>25797364
But Ken-chan and Unohana are my OTP!

besides IchiHime

>>25797385
Ken who?

>>25797306
>>25797382
These.

>>25797202
Apologize to everyone
to every THING

>“There is a very real threat out there and all you keep doing, it seems, is making things worse."
... ya that's about the gist of it.

>>25797391
Kenpachi Zatch Bell

>>25797286
>>25797306
>>25797382
These.

Note that >>25797382 is meant as the second part of >>25797306

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>>25797391

>>25797402
Oh. Hue.

>>25797364
...his wife is still in HUEco possibly, and Isshin already craps his pants at the sight of her. Too hard to do that.

>>25797202
>Urahara: Man what a shitty week
>Ichigo: Yes getting stabbed to death 2 times kind of sucks
>Urahara: It always has to be about you doesn't it?

>>25797438
See people? We can't just buckle under and act like everything is our fault. This huge shitstorm effects us just as much as him, and we should say that.
>>25797306
>>25797382
Supporting these.

>>25797378
So out of character it hurts, but at the same time I can't help but feel something as over dramatic as this is appropriate.

Bleach Quest 15 (prt 2): Where Ichigo burns bridges

>>25797298
Welcome to Our X-Orcism time.

>>25797223
>>25797250
>>25797266
>>25797274
>>25797283
YOU PUSSIES

>>25797515
>linking to the people who can't decide
>not to the people who completely buckled under daddy issues
>>25797378
>>25797336
>>25797286
>>25797310

>>25797515
Hey, some of us also want to point out that this week has been fucking insane for Ichigo

>>25797202
"I'm 15. My worries should be "I hope I can finish this homework. I hope I can hide this boner in class. I hope the cute girl likes me. I hope my parents don't find me jerking it to furry porn." Instead I got "I hope I don't get stabbed to death again as I work to understand a massive slew of weird ghost powers as I wage a quiet shadow war against and omnipotent puppetmaster from the house on haunted hill." Look I KNOW I fucked up here. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't let her die. I don't know how I did what I did, but you are the closest thing I have to a mentor who can help me figure all this stuff out and I really do treasure that. This being said, I apologize... and I'll stay away from your shop from now on. It's the least I can do to repay you."

>>25797515
Of course, not messing with someone smarter than Kurotsutchi is a sign of intelligence.

Okay.

>>25797515
Really, just saying "Imma make it up to you somehow" or some variation of "I want to work together, please understand" seems more dignified and IC, even if it's more foolish.

>>25797536
THEY'RE PUSSIES TOO
EVEN BIGGER PUSSIES
HUGE GAPING VAGINAS

Just want to remind everyone that the guy getting pissed over a joke is the same guy who almost killed us in a test, earlier this week.

>>25797577
...Yeah that is true.

Pretty sure he won't try to kill us with Hinamori and Yoruichi in the same room.

>>25797536
Lets continue being a dick to a guy who has been like out second father who's really upset with us because we couldn't put two and two together and have not put EVERYONE and EVERYTHING in jeopardy.
We didn't just bring over daddy's arch nemesis's little girl, we handed the Nazi's the invasion plan for Normandy along with the security codes to our credit cards.

>>25797563
>more dignified and IC
No it isn't. Ichigo isn't gonna immediately agree that everything is his fault. This guy needs to get over it, because
A) we're getting screwed over just as much as him
B) he's never given us all the information
C) we had no other real option
And
D) he tried to kill us earlier this week

Shit did we just lose access to his training room + yoruichi? Well, not that we were using them much anyway.

>>25797591
We're not being a dick, and he could have lied to her, we wouldn't have stopped him.

>>25797591
Not to mention he could not only throw us out of his shop, but out of existence. And then curb stomp anyone who bothered to protest.
We are lucky he's a good person at heart and just gave us a stern talking to and a time out.

>>25797605
I don't think he can really tell Yoruichi what to do or not to do.

>>25797542
It might be time to take a day to take stock of everything, and figure out our place in all of this...then spend some time laying low, in a spectral sense.

Things to do in the next day:

Tell Inoue about Sora.
Spend time with Chad, just hanging out, to decompress.
Build a friendship with Uryuu.
Get clothes for our ghost bod that aren't the Shinigami military uniform.
Found our own secret society, and monitor the others players until we know what we need to do.

If pressed by another Shinigami, we call ourselves an Excorcist.

>apologize

You frown, clenching you hands before turning to Urahara and bowing. “I’m sorry
"She said that Aizen sent her to investigate my family. It doesn't take a mad scientist to know what his intentions were.

And the only reason I brought her here is because I thought her life was in danger. You said something about 'soul suicide' right? That hollowfication would have killed those shinigami one hundred years ago if you didn't make some kind of antidote.

And if you don't want me to do certain things, then tell me, explain it as best as you can. I'm fifteen years old and have three sets of powers I knew nothing about until now.

Like did you know that shinigami can cast spells? I didn't!"

You take, deep gulping breathes as you try to maintain composure, your nails digging into your palms.

"I mean I am really sorry for endangering you, but I don't know what else to do. Like should I have just asked Hinamori here to go home, or invited her to stay with my 11-year-old sister?

“Despite you being a remarkably shady dude, I'm trusting you to know the solution to this bullshit that keeps happening to me, because I don't know who else to talk to."

Urahara bows his head, his hat covering his eyes. “I understand. Its hard sometimes, to remember that you’re only fifteen. I’m over a century old.”

He raises his head, his mouth drawn into a thin line. “But I can only excuse so much. This isn’t about -you- Ichigo, its about preventing a madman from erasing all of his opposition in one fell swoop. And instead of trying to deal with things yourself, you just keep bringing people here so I can do it. And that ends tonight.”

>>25797601
I mean, Aizen already knows where we live.

That's terrifying.

>>25797591
>been like a second father to us
No he hasn't. He helped us twice. He also tried to kill us once.
>handed the Nazis the invasion plan for Normandy
How? What does Aizen know that he didn't already? What other option did we have? Bring her to our house so she could potentially kill our sisters?

>>25797626
>Get clothes for our ghost bod that aren't the Shinigami military uniform.

Does japan have army surplus stores?

>>25797632
He gives you a soft smile. “You can always count me as an ally, but I’m not going to coddle you. You have to prove to me that you’re someone I should be able to depend on.”

He claps his hand on your shoulder. “I’m sorry, but there‘s something I can‘t risk Aizen getting his hands on, no matter what.”

He leads the two of you out the door and looks at Hinamori a she stands in her new Gigai. “That gigai has the ability to conceal your spiritual presence, so you should be able to lay low for now.”

He looks at you. “Goodbye, Ichigo.”

The door shuts and locks with an audible ‘click.’

To your side Hinamori fidgets, looking at you sadly. “I’m sorry, I’m just making things worse for you, aren’t I?”

>reply?

>>25797607
We still brought her to his base of operations. See
>>25797035

Also: How about that MIB flashy thing that Rukia used in the Anime on Ichigos family in episode 2? We don't know about it, but he must.

>>25797577
>Just want to remind everyone that the guy getting pissed over a joke is the same guy who almost killed us in a test, earlier this week.
Isn't that a typical Seireitei greeting?

>>25797601
Fair enough. Still, D) Ichigo never really seems to have had /too much/ of a problem with, strange as that is.

>>25797632
Well, that actually went better than expected. Tell him we'll be more independent in the future.

>>25797640
"Welcome to the Wild ride that is my life. I'd get off but the ride never ends.

you got money for a hotel room or do we have to improvise?"

>>25797640
"I think this needed to happen eventually.

Hat-and-Clogs is right, I do need to learn what to do on my own instead of just coming to him with everything."

>>25797640
>To your side Hinamori fidgets, looking at you sadly. “I’m sorry, I’m just making things worse for you, aren’t I?”
Shrug dismissively, look to the side and frown "Yea, I'm sure going hollow was juuuust intentional".
We gonna beat the responsible guy's ass. No matter who he is, we gonna beat him.

>>25797640
URAHARA HAS THE HOGUYOKU!!!! Also, we actually didn't burn the bridge. Yay.
>response
No, it isn't your fault any more than it is mine or his.

>>25797665
this

>>25797640
>inb4 Momo has the Hygoku

[X] Yes, extremely so, but it doesn't matter."

>>25797640
>Ya... but it's nothing too unusual for me.

>>25797682
And it seems like he didn't put it in Momo's gigai like he did Rukia's, else he wouldn't care about us showing up so much.

Which is good, since our Soul Society arc shouldn't be a rehash of the canon one, but with another character in Rukia's place.

The real issue here where the fuck is Momo going to be staying? I don't think our place would be a good idea.

>>25797719
Why not our place. She already knows where it is.

>>25797691
No way he'd be that stupid.

> instead of trying to deal with things yourself, you just keep bringing people here so I can do it
... ya we do. But we also keep almost getting killed.
Time to set up a new clubhouse to do business so we can give H&C some much needed alone time and maybe man up ourselves.

>>25797719
Orihime's place.

>>25797719
Maybe one of our friends?

Orihime lives alone, so maybe ask if she would mind a roommate?

>>25797640
"No, I've already burnt through my line of goodwill and credit. It's been a crazy crazy crazy week. If you hadn't shown up, it would have been something or someone else. I need to find a pay phone before the next move of what is likely to be a longer night, in the meantime... I have some important questions for you"

Ask if she knows Kuchiki Rukia.

>>25797738
>>25797743
Thirding.

>>25797747
This this this.

We it's about time we asked about her.

>>25797747
Support.

>>25797728
>>25797738
>>25797743
NO
Why are you trusting her implicitly. We set her up in a hotel and tell all of our friends to lock their doors and bolt their windows. She's stuck in a corporal form which means she would make noise breaking and entering and can be dealt with if needed.
You do NOT put a former enemy combatant with your family and friends so she can sneak around and slit their throats in the night.

>>25797728
Because, aside from it being where our family is, there isn't really anywhere for her to sleep, besides a closet?

>>25797768
It's Momo. She can't do anything.

>>25797768
I don't think Urahara gave her the cursed gigai, because that's just a dick move.

But you have a point.

>>25797385
Its either Unohana or Stumpy McBrotits
Also Chad with Nel would be adorable, and letting Honsho work her lesbian magic on Halibel would be an endeavour in amazing.
>>25797421
Fearboners mah boi. Its the main reason I like Balalaika.

>>25797747
>>25797756
>>25797762
Please PLEASE stop treating momo like a friend. We just met here and she was sent to watch us by captain murder scheme.
We need to treat her as such, or at least ir on the side of caution.

>>25797768
>Why are you trusting her implicitly.
Would you prefer Momo getting kidnapped by SS?

>>25797794
I considered eugenics, I considered robbing the Yakuza, I considered a harem. But this matchmaker shit is just ridiculous.

>>25797806
Yes.
We have no ties to her emotional or otherwise and less than an hour ago she tried to arrest, then stab us. There's Lawful Good and there is Plain Stupid.

>just remembered that tomorrow's a holiday, so I have to run and grab groceries really quick. Will be back to continue soon, please keep this alive

>>25797800
We saw her without limits, we know the worst she is capable of, and it implied she wasn't quite in the know. We should keep her at arms length...but we're Ichigo. We forgave Ishida for risking the lives of the entire town and almost getting us dead.

>>25797826
I wouldn't say we have no ties to her emotionally.

She was literally in our soul, and then we shattered her world view.

But yeah alright, no having her stay with our family or friends for now.

>>25797826
We need info from her. While not staying with us is better, we need to keep her from returning.

Well we have to put Momo somewhere where we can keep an eye on her, so she doesn't stab one of our friends or family.

>>25797828
Oh shit, July 4th is tomorrow.

>>25797871
MURICA DAY

>>25797826
...she knows where Urahara is, you idiot, and she's been Hollowfied. Capture by SS is tantamount to Genocide calling for a Crusade.

>>25797869
Put her up at Chad's. He can watch her and I don't think we need to worry about him.

>>25797822
Always about Ichigo with you is it? Why not let others make each other happy.
I'm not saying we need to go through with it, just folks I'd like to see on our side.
Unohana, Shiba, Halibel, Nel, Matsumoto. In that order.

>>25797858
Tomorrow we should talk to Shinji about her and get his take on matters, assuming he doesn't upside down hover walk down in front of us.

>>25797806
>>25797800

Momo isn't a friend, but she's both a partner in crime and a valuable asset.

>>25797794
>hfw she gains Halibel's Fraccion as part of the deal.

>>25797869
What about /getting/ stabbed?
Wouldn't want someone trying to murderize her, only for her to go full Vizard rape machine and draw unwanted attentio- I'm just giving Cos ideas, am I?

>>25797904
Oh yeah, all of them are a lot stronger than her so that might be alright.

>>25797904
This. We need to end the night so we can talk to Shinji.

>>25797917
She is a Vizard now, even if we don't know that term yet.

>>25796962
>weaponizing the tohno- I mean kurosaki gland
This has potential.

>>25797794
>>25797910
>that spoiler
nonononononono
don't fuck this up for me, man!

>>25797951
Honsho inviting Ichigo for a freebie in the 5 girl pile as thanks.

>>25797904
I agree we haven't really talked to that nigga yet.

>>25797951
There's maybe four girls who REALLY were ever into Ichigo, compared to pretty much all the cast in Tsukihime. Ichigo has a LONG way to go.

>don't fuck this up for me, man!
See
>>25797982

>>25797951
Wouldn't it be the nanaya gland? I mean He is adopted

>>25797640
>“I’m sorry, I’m just making things worse for you, aren’t I?”

"Maybe, but I wouldn't have done anything differently. Shit happened and you deserved a proper answer, which I wasn't really equipped to give alone. For better or worse we're in this together now, so welcome to the Wild Ride that is my life."

>>25798048
I should probably stop with the matchmaking, so I'll suggest something else other than 5 person girlpiles in spiritmexico.

We should probably see if we have Yoruichi's contact info or some means to get a hold of her so she can act as a field liaison when we come across shit we do not understand. Would be better than dragging people to urahara every time.

>>25798136
>We should probably see if we have Yoruichi's contact info
...I don't think she has such a thing, now that I think about it.
> Would be better than dragging people to urahara every time.
Certainly.

Urahara has been good to us but he has a point. We need to learn how to stand on our own two feet if were ever going to survive to adulthood.

>>25798136
No, for now we steer clear of the Urahara Shoten & it's inhabitants unless they come to us.

We need some time to think after we square away situation Momo. Also, we are so dead for being out so late.

>>25798048
>>25797982
not nearly good enough. I want them in our harem, not honsho teasing us with hers.

>>25798069
it's usually accepted as either, but tohno is easier to type.

We definitely need to establish some sort of emergency phone contact list. Ichigo had a magic cell phone in canon, we need that shit

>>25798182
Implying it wouldn't be her harem with benefits.
Life isn't all about us son. Besides, we still gotta get darkskin catwalker and stumpy mcbrotits interested first.
>>25798191
>Matsumoto ambushes Ichigo, calls honsho for sex advice like that one johnny bravo picture.

>>25798216
Stumpy is RELATED TO US!!

>>25798230
You wanted eugenics son. Welcome to the ride.

>>25798230
Isshin is her uncle, so that makes us her cousin. Kissing cousins is fine in Japan.

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>>25798230
Yes, and your point is?

>>25798241
I hope we find this out before we run into her. Would be a fucking hilarious "SHIBA MAH CUZIIIIN"
That said I'm not for incest actually, and didn't remember that particular aspect.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how lewd is Momo's hollow? How lewd does that make Momo?

>>25798274
To add to that, regardless she's fine as hell.

>>25798274
We already know dad is Shiba, imagine Ichigo's immediate response meeting Ganju Shiba with the knowledge that they were related.

>>25798292
8.2 and 4.6 respectively.

>>25798292
>How lewd does that make Momo?
You mean how repressed? lefreudface.jpg

>On a scale of 1 to 10, how lewd is Momo's hollow?
10 being?
Give me a frame of reference here, man.

>>25798274
In one of the latest chapters she's all like "We gotta train hard so we don't disappoint our uncle" and I have no idea who else it could be.

>>25798324
We should take her out Bowling

>>25798292
Just based on what we saw, assuming it wasn't all a trick to take us off guard, I'd give it an 8/10. I mean, even by Hollow standards I think "You're strong, I'll let you fuck me however you like" is pretty damn lewd.

Momo herself won't approach that level any time soon, but I'd say the fact that her Hollow is now a semi-separate entity riding shotgun screaming "DO IT! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT!" puts her at a probable 6/10. So slightly above average lewd.

>>25798331
First a manicure.
Then an armwrestling competition.
Followed by holding hands.
Sort of a shame she's not our aunt, otherwise we could play this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrFmLdcf8sk

>>25798324
Also her brother looked just like Ichigo.

>>25798353
I'm actually more interested in acquiring additional girlbros than shagging at the present time to be honest.
Since the male cast appears lacking.

>>25798380
Chad is worth 10 normal bros. Also, restating this, Momo should stay with Chad. He can watch her, and we know we don't have to worry about him getting hurt.

>>25797306
Supporting this as well.

None of this shit is Ichigo's fault, kind of shitty but only person to go to with this so suck it up.

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>>25798380
>I'm actually more interested in acquiring additional girlbros than shagging at the present time to be honest.
And so it shall be.

>>25798392
True, but he's that makes him worth about 3 girlbros and I'd like to even it out some. With Honsho, we just need 2 more, Shiba and Yoruichi would be amazing bros, plus, its basically dads friends and relatives there.
>>25798435
Yoruichi bro is better than shagging her, search your feelings.

>>25797828
>>25797871
>>25797880
Requesting an appearance by an OC (donut steel) American Shinigami who is all about explosions and being radical.
Also he wares a cowboy hat because Japan thinks all Americans do this.

Well just read latest chapter and would like to point out a huge flaw in the BBEG's logic: Ryuken who is both a Quincy and alive.

>>25798465
I will second if he is named something over-the-top like Dan Eagleman, or Mark Freedum

>>25798470
Ryuken wants nothing to do with them

So, I think maybe we should take a few days off school and just train like a madman. Momo can help, since she probably won't have anything better to do now that she's essentially gone rogue.

We need to at least get to the level where a lieutenant won't just kick our shit, and fast, since its a fairly safe assumption that SS and/or Aizen aren't going to take too kindly to us recruiting Momo.

>>25798435
>listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
>click gif
>surprisingly fitting

>>25798465
Armorguy is already doing a European quest with potential appearances from other countries' SS. Does anyone know when is he continuing that by the way?

>>25798481
Jason Steel.

>>25798481
Michael Wilson
and his partner
Richard

>>25798514
>not Tex and Mex
You have failed Cloo and AD.

>>25798461
>spoiler
I'm not in need of convincing, Anon.
I fully agree, even though I consider her incredibly attractive.

>>25798481
>Dan Eagleman
Will he try to make the Kakaku Hō fire sideways?

>>25798465
He'd be 11th division, I presume?
11th -- Die Hard division, i.e the direct, ruthless, spectacularly physical approach.

I'd like to remind everyone that the lead everyone along and ditch them to be a hero plan is still viable.

>>25798559
Its the crux of personal preference over what is good for the character. Main reason I am not shooting for everyone with a delicious midriff in this and just broing it up instead.

So any bets on whether or not Urahara gave Momo THAT gigai?

I'm pretty sure he didn't, because he must know that people are going to start looking for her sooner rather than later, also it only worked on Rukia because she was already at zero.

Momo's only damage was emotional, and she now has hollow powers on top of that.

So does anyone know when armorguy is continuing his bleach quest?

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>>25798292
>>25798313
>>25798316
>>25798338
"I'LL SUCK YER COCK"

>>25797640
"Not your fault. And believe me when I say I'm way more trouble for people than you are." Smile awkwardly and shrug.

We need to check out what exactly that identity she's got is, knowing anime logic it is entirely possible she ends up in our class. Which would be convenient, actually since Shinji should talk with her. As a witness corroborating our story and stuff.

I wonder if our dad knows Momo. Hitsugaya was one of his seated officers, IIRC.

>>25798648
It'd make sense if he did, though he didn't seem to be the most attentive person.

>>25798581
So what you're saying is that we should turn our minds to steel?

>>25798582
When in doubt, I'd always go for the second option.
It also has the added benefit of not having to flip flop around and go totally OOC as dozens of people wrestle for control of the waifu steering wheel.

>>25798648
>I wonder if our dad knows Momo. Hitsugaya was one of his seated officers, IIRC.
"Know"? No. He might dimly remember she exists, but beyond that? Nah.

>>25798660
I'm pretty sure that was a carefully crafted image of how he wanted people to perceive him. Isshin was a guy who really seemed to care about his underlings. It's plausible that he caught Ice Shota and her hanging out at some point. You don't make it to Captain by being stupid.

The most important thing to remember here is that we are not even close to being ready for Ghost Mexico... which may or may not happen now.

>>25798725
We need to totally make Ice Shota an honorary little brother, if only to watch him get flustered about our comparative age.
>>25798717
Matsumobro would be a good one too, now that I think about it.

>>25798766
Of course we're not.

We're not ready for Soul Society either.

Hinamori made that painfully clear to us.

>>25798786
That was more the chain of 1s before we could even hollowfy than actual skill. I mean the day before that we killed a gileon like it was nothing.

>>25798786
And we have no idea that she had a limiter on at that.

>>25798786
I'm pretty sure that if we go Hollow and don't fudge any rolls too badly we can take anyone who isn't at least a Vice Captain.

>>25798802
Is that a thing for Lieutenants?

>>25798781
>Matsumobro would be a good one too, now that I think about it.
...once all our human friends become heavy drinkers we might regrets this.


>>25798813
Pretty sure Renji had one, as did Soi Fon.

>>25798766
>We go to Mexico
>We find Coyote first instead of Aizen
>We are "strong" because we don't instantly die
>He joins us
>We bring him back with us
>Urahara disowns us for real

Also Momo not only got her Hollow under control, but achieved domination. That took the Vizards YEARS.
Although she cheated and her Hollow is probably pretty pissed at that.
Might be a good idea to ask her what it whispered in her ear.

Cosgrove, are you back yet?

>>25798813
All Shinigami of Lt rank or greater have to have a limiter places on them when entering the living world.

>>25798826
>took the vizards years
No it didn't. It just seemed like that because of how slow the manga moves.

>>25798786
We're probably well above where Ichigo was when he entered Soul Society in canon. Remember during the entire fight with Momo we never activated our Mask OR used Getsuga Tenshou. And the massive chain of 1s didn't help at all.

>>25798825
>>25798813
Whenever a seated Shinigami is sent to the "human world" a limiter is put on (usually) so they don't end up turning the area into a crater or even erasing people from existance like Aizen did.

Next time we go meditate with our sword we should try to see where Old Man Zangetsu is. The fact that he was nowhere to be found should worry Ichigo a bit.
Also Old Man Zangetsu didn't like it when we used our Quincy powers. Does Hichigo have the same hangup?

>>25798851
Or giving people sixth sense.

>>25798850
I like the to think the ones were basically us reaching an impasse on what to do in that situation.

>>25798853
I've been trying to get to the root of this since the last time we saw Hichigo. That said, he's now wearing Old Man Zangetsu's cloak, so he'll probably just brush it off and say they merged.

>>25798826
>Disowning anybody for being bros with Stark
Not cool

>>25798853
Old man Zangetsu isn't against using Quincy powers people. Stop misreading that. He is against using them as our primary powers.

>>25798871
That is pretty much true. We kept rolling 1s and never even agreed on an action before doing it.

From now on, in a situation like that agree on an action first, and then roll for it?

>>25798853
Its not the Quincy powers that were the problem, necessarily. It was the fact that we were treating them as our "primary" mode of combat and just using Zangetsu as a backup/finisher. Provided we use them to support Zangetsu and not the other way around there won't be a problem.

>>25798874
>>25798826
>"Jesus Christ Ichigo... you brought back an Arrancar? Right in my base of operations? Do you have ANY fucking idea how big of a signal a spirit pressure like that is to the Society? Let along from a Hollow? YOU. HAVE. FUCKED. ME."

>>25798903
Not gonna happen.

>>25798874
I still like the idea of outer heaven in mexico. Its like a good soul society, without dickweed, and girlbros.

>>25798911
>"Urahara, he's offered us a base of operation in Hueco Mundo."

>>25798874
I think he's looking for an exucis to drop us or to keep us feeling like we owe him our lives just because he didn't murder us.

>>25798907
You gotta remember something people. Old Man isn't Zangetsu, hes our Quincy powers. There's no way he's ever going to be against using them at all

Does Urahara have a phone? If he does, can we get his number? He might be less angry about stuff if we call him before we drop by.

Ok so while we're in a lul waiting for Cosgrove; Lesanon here again, anyone able to recommend any Soi-Fon/ Yoruichi H-books?
All I can find is futa stuff or really really painfully of model "I wouldn't know this character was supposed to be X if the tags didn't say so" books.

>>25798963
Pretty sure we called him once before. I wish I was with internet back when we decided to drag momo to the shop.

But yeah, we've been relying way too much on Urahara and others in general lately. From now on we can just go inside our soul to train and learn our powers and figure out how to handle our problems alone.

Need to treat him as a loose ally and not like our leader.

We've been talking about starting our own side, we need to actually get started on truly building it up then.

>>25798966
http://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=bleach+yuri+soi+fon&f_apply=Apply+Filter

>>25798996
There was no other option.

>>25798963
No we are not GOING to drop by because he said we are only welcome if he asks us to show up.
We do not want to stress this relationship further.

We seriously do need to become less codependant on him though. Maybe ask our ad about weird shit. He was never the Scientist Suprime, but he should be good for telling us a few things at the least.

>>25799006
Time to kill more hollows? Let's see if the quincy has more bait.

>>25798903
>agree
>CYOA
WELP.

>>25798966
>anyone able to recommend any Soi-Fon/ Yoruichi H-books?
I think you asked that before already.
The answer stays the same: Japan has SHIT TASTE.

>>25798935
>Its like a good soul society, without dickweed, and girlbros.
And, you know... Barragan.
Not to mention that with our luck, we'll draw some Vasto Lorde down on us by sheer accident.

>>25799013
>sadpanda
I had completely forgotten about that place.
Thanks I'll give it a look and sorry to shit up the thread.

>>25799023
Our dad is also a doctor, so he'll be able to give us medical help as well. Maybe we need to learn some basic first aid stuff from him?

>>25799044
I think we already know basic first aid.

>>25799043
>Beautiful, pure sapphic love
>shitting anything up

>>25799036
Hah, just means we'll have to do some proper housecleaning first.
I mean hell if we do get Stark on our side thats like having an ancient evil awaken, get a beer, and then go crash on your couch. That there's gotta count for something.

>>25799033
I think we should probably ask our dad about how good an idea that is.

Didn't Rukia have some kind of app that was able to predict the appearance of hollows?

>>25799036
>Not to mention that with our luck, we'll draw some Vasto Lorde down on us by sheer accident.

Mexico is big. REALLLLLY big. It shouldn't be terribly hard to hide out there provided you can fight off the general population and don't go looking for trouble. Not an ideal solution given how hostile it is, but its certainly a decent fallback once we learn how to open a Garganta.

>>25799105
Depends. Remember how the portal Urahara set up brought them to a very specific entry point that was guarded?

>>25799094
We're looking to powerlevel here, not grind.

So it's been an hour and a half. Cosgrove, you back yet?

>>25799134
Fuck your powerleveling shit

>>25799158
>implying it isn't inevitable
We will always be put in a position where the options are powerlevel or die.

>>25799134
What we're looking to do is lay low, work with our zanpaktou, and try not to make any more waves until someone who actually has a clue what's going on says it's okay.

>>25799006
And we call our side X-Orcism. It just rolls off the tongue, also, we can seriously piss of Ginjo Kugo when he shows up.

>>25799158
>>25799181
We're going full Kubo, we may not have the luxury of taking it slow

>>25799134
>We're looking to powerlevel here, not grind.
We're trying to keep out city out of trouble, first and foremost.

Welp, glad to see Urahara finally put his foot down to the bullshit recruiting spree in this quest, maybe now it'd move on somewhere instead of having Ichigo playing Morpheus.

>>25799199
That's the attitude that pissed off hat-n-clogs. We need to decide for ourselves when it's okay, not seek someone to lead us.

>>25799036
I had asked a while ago, but mostly got responses of "sucks to be you". Which is fine and good for 4chan really.

>>25799158
I am not a fan of the few who keep trying to get us to power level. Once you max out in any RPG is it really fun to just go around whomping everything without effort? In any case last night we where shown just how below the curve we are anyway.

>>25799223
>maybe now it'll move on somewhere
It has been moving faster than thought possibly up till now. And he didn't say anything about recruiting, he said we need to do shit for ourself.

>>25799223
But we are Shepard Commander. We need ALL the allies.

>>25799227
I thought it was more we decided it was okay to just keep bringing people to his house?

But you have a point too.

We need to learn some kind of stealth.

>>25799158
We just had a goddamn lieutenant try to arrest us, then explode into a fucking Hollow and try to rip us in half. Its not looking like we have a choice in the matter if we want to live. The situation has escalated whether we like it or not.

>>25799227
Lets go full Ubermensch

>inb4 people not understanding what being an Ubermensch means

>>25799262
>decided it was okay to keep bringing people to his house
Nope. In fact this is the first time since Rukia. Everyone else, Orihime, Chad, was brought by Urahara himself. It's about not acting on our own.

so, what are the odds hat n clog just accidentally the hougyoku in hinamori's gigai?

>>25799264
At least we didn't take the deal presented. Who knows how bad shit would get if the Grooveman had control of our failure.

>>25799262
>stealth
Because our history with that has been so good.

No we need to stop bringing people to his house. Maybe if we send them along with a stack of cash or something, but that's about it. The less we and our allies pry on him, the better.

>>25799262
It was less the bringing people to his house, and more the fact that our first reaction to anything we couldn't just beat to death has been "Urahara wut do?"

>>25799260
>But we are Shepard Commander. We need ALL the allies.

dem powergaming canned phrases.

Like you have no idea what Ichigo is like and he's just an outlet for /tg/'s stereotypes.

>>25799325
>we need to stop bringing people to his house
>>25799295
It's about going to him for help every time we need something.

>>25799310
Why would he put the thing that Aizen really wants in Aizen's subordinate that he doesn't fully trust?

>>25799136
Because he is caught in the pandemonium that is a grocery store on July 3rd.

>>25799356
No matter the case, he told us to fuck off and only come over if he invited us.

>>25799335
If we played Ichigo completely straight, we would simply be going through 200 chapters of plot right now. I like the concept of diplomancer Ichigo BEFRIENDING the shit out of people.

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>>25799366
He really should've planned ahead. I mean, that's just plain unKUBOlike.

>>25799266
Ichigo's very much not an Ubermensch. Aizen tried, but got tied up in details.


>>25799335
>Like you have no idea what Ichigo is like and he's just an outlet for /tg/'s stereotypes.
Happens way too often, but eh.

>>25799244
>I had asked a while ago, but mostly got responses of "sucks to be you". Which is fine and good for 4chan really.
Heh, I guess. We're an apathetic bunch.
Did you find something to your taste yet?

>>25799335
Look, Ichigo in canon is the kind of guy to try to shoulder everything by himself, and try to keep his allies as far from danger as possible.

And where the fuck did that get him?

I mean we've been told by multiple sources that we need to cut that shit out.

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>>25799260
I am commander Sheperd and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

>>25799136
Hello? Yes, this is KUBO?

>So, what's the gameplan?

>>25799378
There's a difference between changing canon and going out of character. People need to realize that just because we want to do things differently doesn't mean we go with every crazy idea that's pitched. We go with one crazy idea, and right now that is eugenics.

>>25799405
Bring momo back to our place. She can sleep in our closet or our bed

>>25799395
Also I'm pretty sure this was the plan anyway, before Kubo went full DBZ.

Otherwise why make so much effort highlighting the growing spiritual sensitivity of Ichigo's classmates?

>>25799405
>It's not your fault. It's more mine in fact.
Then take her to Chad's or something.

>>25799390
His attitude in the early manga about helping people because he WANTED to, not because Rukia told him to, was pretty Ubermensch

>>25799405
Check to see if she has any funds for a hotel, and if she doesn't let her sleep at home under watch.

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>>25799408
>eugenics as an actual plan

Ichigo's character has already changed from the canon one due to Isshin and Urahara just flat out telling him everything from the beginning. It's not inconceivable for that kind of honesty to rub off on people, and for Ichigo to have a position of 'let's tell the truth when it seems relevant'.

>>25799405
I'd tell you to read your own thread, but its been over 100 replies since.

I say we say something along the lines of "Nothing I'm not used to by now."

Then we find her a hotel because I don't want her potentially flipping her shit and shanking our family and friends because we gave her unrestricted access to our homes.

We should NOT blindly trust this person and should remane suspicious and alert.

>>25799405
We've decided to hold of on Eugenics and focus on girlbros as a long term investement strategy... or rather we are going to take her to Chad's for now and start consulting dad on stuff. Or at least a primer on shit so we don't have to go to Urahara. Maybe see if he can't have Yoruichi field our questions as she seems a capable teacher. Just not at Uraharas shop.

>>25799405
It seems we have no idea exactly what to do. We need to sleep at some point, but we can't safely bring Momo to our dad's place without asking. Also we think we need to keep her at arms length until we are certain we can trust her... Also laying low and starting our own side.

Also, welcoming her to the craziest week if our life, letting her know if she hadn't been the straw that broke the camels back, there would be a haystack more tomorrow, probably will still be to boot.

How was grocery hell?

>>25799405
Tell her it's not her fault and get the details on her new secret identity. Anime rules state that she'll end up in our class or some shit and we should really know about that beforehand, to prepare.

And she's tiny enough to fit in our closet.

Oh yeah, and ask her about Rukia.

Rolled 19

Lets gentleman it up, this girl had her whole world ripped to shreds and it must be pushing our white knight button hard.

>>25799483
>Oh yeah, and ask her about Rukia.
NO, we need to divulge no relation to her or anyone else. The less she knows the better.

>And she's tiny enough to fit in our closet.
It's like you want us to have her kill our family. Stop trusting the murderous puppetmasters right hand women so implicitly.

>>25799429
>His attitude in the early manga about helping people because he WANTED to, not because Rukia told him to, was pretty Ubermensch
He, too, got kinda tied up in details though.
I miss the old Ichigo, I really do.

>>25799435
We can just lend her the money. I don't think we have NO funds.
She has to work at Urahara's to pay it back.
Just as Keikkaku.
>>25799478
>Also, welcoming her to the craziest week if our life, letting her know if she hadn't been the straw that broke the camels back, there would be a haystack more tomorrow, probably will still be to boot.
No matter what else is decided on, this need to happen.

I don't think dumping her on Chad is responsible or that it makes sense in-character. Ichigo just told her that she could believe in him AND if she /is/ a risk, he shouldn't be exposing his friends to that.

Oh shit, the obvious answer is to go to a hotel with her. That way Ichigo can keep an eye on her without risking anyone else.

>>25799469
Too late, we will have her bunk with us and then we will mash uglies all night long
and by uglies I meanmasks

>>25799469
I feel that after telling her to trust us it would be unfair to not trust her to some degree, and if left alone she might do something incredibly foolish.
Though I agree that blind trust is something to be avoided..

>>25799520
Man, come on. Someone's got to tell us about her.

>>25799469
Yeah that's a good point.

Plus it's not like there'd be many options for her if she stayed at our house.

>>25799541
Huh, this works for very short term..... Surprising.

>>25799548
Should've just let the hollow hinamori won then subdue her, she'd be fucking batshit insane, but she'd be fucking batshit insane for Ichigo

>>25799522
The ideas to create an Outer Heaven is also pretty Ubermensch

>I need to get back to Peace Walker

Obviously we need to get all our friends and have a sleep over

And we can take shifts on guard duty