>>26992071

Right now, you're on the Hogwarts Express. The Head Girl just broke up a fight between you, Illya, Miss Tonks, and some -piece of shit bullies-. Illya was rather upset by the whole thing, as Mami d'Ormelle had traumatizingly generous assets, among other things. You hear the peppy sound of Japanese Pop music getting louder and louder, and a pink glow getting brighter and brighter through the car's front door.

Oh bollocks.

It's Kaleido Pink.

You...
>Run as fast as you can to the secret compartment and hope she doesn't find you there.
>Hide behind Illya.
>Hide behind Tonks.
>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.
>[OTHER]

>>26992081
Run to the compartment. It's gotta have something special if nobody else could see it.

Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built for speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."
[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 4/26
Prana Available - 52/52
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]

[11] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - D
[10] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E+
[9 (11)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - E (D)
[13] Acrobatics [AGI] - D+
[10] Athletics [END] - D+
[13] Capioera [AGI] - D+
[13] Cooking [AGI] - D+
[10] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - E+
[11] Discernment - D
[10] Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - D
[10] Origin Magic [CQ] - E
[11] Reinforcement [CQ] - E+
[12] Stealth [AGI] - D
[9] Wandlore [CQ] - F

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.

Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.

Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.

Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.
[LEAST] - You can discern the difference between lines of concepts and lines of objects, allowing you to choose which to cut.

Mystic Eye Focus - You've grown accustomed to the use of your [MYSTIC EYES], and have unlocked it's [LEAST] secondary power.

Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.

True Magic Innoculation - Penalties for True Magic vs Sanity decrease by 2.

??? - ???

Wand of Maple and Dryad - You heal one additional wound when using Wand Magic to heal.

Spellcraft for Squibs - Up to rank B, add 1 rank to your Academics (Wizarding). Up to rank C, add 2 tanks.

Changeling Spear - A spear that can take the form of a staff, a baton, a glaive, a boar spear, or a javelin.

??? - A dagger that, apparently, only you can perceive.

Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.

MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.

>>26992081
>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.
We'll die fighting!

>>26992081
>Hide behind Illya.
DO EET

>>26992081
>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.
According to Ilya, we made our bed the moment we talked to Zelretch. Time to lie in it.

That said, there's no way it's going to be THAT bad. We're on pretty good terms with Not!Not!Hermione, so seeing as there's no werewolf here for her to need to hulk out and grapple, things probably shouldn't get terribly out of hand.

>[OTHER]
If our destiny turns out to be kind of boring, proceed to the mysterious compartment that probably contains the Philosopher's Stone, and is totally going to get us in a lot of trouble. But maybe the good kind.

>>26992223
Sexonded

>>26992081
>>Run as fast as you can to the secret compartment and hope she doesn't find you there.

way to high profile

>>26992081
>Hide behind Illya.
"Oh god she wants my stick again"

>>26992656
this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVAsupiz1X8

You've prepared for this.

You've known all along, that this was how things were going to end.

That here and now, in this very moment, Befriending would occur.

But if you have your way, it will not be you who is Befriended.

That no matter what absurd that wand draws for Kaleido Pink from the various fragments of the Kaleidoscope. That even in the face of infinite power drawn in slithers from every possible reality, you would refuse to falter. That you would have the courage to stand against the overwhelming might of the second magic, and spit defiance in the face of one who would raise themselves to the likeness of a God. You understand now, that this is your destiny, something that you can't escape.

You smile in reminiscence.

Even if you die, you can't be killed.

You embrace your beloved Illya one last time, knowing full well what you are about to get yourself into. After a moment, a long moment that seems to last forever, you do as any Hero of Justice would do, and let her go. Turning with the dramatic flair of a thousand shounen manga, you face the doorway from whence the she-devil herself will spring. Your knife in one hand, your glasses pulled off with every ounce of stylistic pizaz you can muster.

Somehow, your shirt has come undone.

No matter. You've got the abs to pull it off.

In a flash of love and FRIENDSHIP, the door to the car slams against the wall, and the room becomes like unto PINK. Your eyes see the truth of things, see beyond this neon flare as your opponent strides into the room. You move forward, even as she strikes her pose.

"HEROINE OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!" Kaleido Pink announces. "Seeker of lost toads, Kaleido Pink has arrived!"

"SO KALEIDO PINK!" You declare. " ONCE MORE YOU HAVE COME, SEEKING MY MAGIC STICK! SO BE IT! LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BA-"

>Field too long.

>>26992947
You cut yourself off.

"Wait, what?" you say. Your shirt has redone itself. "You're looking for a toad."

"Indeed I am, Citizen!" She declares. "A lost pet, beloved by it's master, the Thousand Hopper, Tre-"

"Sorry," Tonks interrupts. "But I feel the need to interject here. The heck are you to doing."

"Facing down my arch-nemesis Kaleido Pink." You say.

"Looking for Neville's lost pet, Trevor." Hermione says.

"What's this about Harry's magic stick?" Illya accuses.

"Why are you dressed up like that?" Tonks demands. "And for that matter, why did Harry nearly lose his shirt?"

"It felt appropriate."

"It felt appropriate."

"No seriously!" Illya demands. "What's with Harry's magic stick?"

"She wants it," You say.

"Well, I did," Hermione says. "But it turned out to be pretty ordinary, except when he was using it. I still want to know how you did that, Potter!"

Tonks seems to have decided to forgo her line of questioning for now, finding it a better use of her time to break out into raucus guffaws of laughter. Hermione looks very confused, and you can almost hear the gears cranking away in her head. Illya of course is horrified, her jaw dropping and her finger pointing between the two of you as if she was trying to figure out which one of you she's more disgusted with.

It takes you a second to...

Oh God you can't believe you just said that.

You...
>Attempt to diffuse the situation with a witty comment.
>Attempt to distract every one with a stunning revelation.
>Attempt to divert attention to the mysterious compartment.
>Help Hermione find Trevor, and pretend you still don't get it.
>[OTHER]

Can someone clue me in here, because i cannot remember what stick we're referring to.

>>26992954
Walk out and go open the compartment. Say nothing.

>>26992954
>Attempt to distract every one with a stunning revelation.
THIS CANNOT GO WRONG.

>>26993021
The one you used to cut Lupin's tail off with your MEoDP.

>>26992954
>Other
inform Illya that hermione forced you to show her the magic stick

>>26992954
>I'm a wizard, I don't have to explain shit.

>>26992954
>Help Hermione find Trevor, and pretend you still don't get it.

TOAD FINDAN GAEMS

>>26992954
>Oh God you can't believe you just said that.
Panic. Mildly.

"OH GOD, WAIT, NO, LIKE A STICK STICK. LIKE FROM A TREE."

>Attempt to divert attention to the mysterious compartment.
"Toads like mysterious compartments, right? They totally do. Let's go as soon as possible and forget this ever happened."

>>26993021
We picked up a random branch lying around in the hospital courtyard and used it to cut the lines on the werewolf's tail.

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>>26993051
this

>>26993079
Yeah, but then walk over to the compartment and refuse to elaborate. Misunderstandings ho~

>>26992954
>>Help Hermione find Trevor, and pretend you still don't get it.

also mention it was simple reinforcement and good eyesight used to max effect

>walk to the hidden compartment
followed by
>>26993051

Nrvnqsr, is this going to be the standard time for this quest from now on?

>>26992954
Gilgamesh
can help us find him.....

>>26993051
Best option.

>>26993051
and thus begins a blood feud and possibly a shouting at from Iri

>>26993051
no that was the werewolf

>>26993147
alive? I am pretty sure he wants him alive

>>26992071
This is back? Fuck yeah.

>>26993312
>wants him alive
Really should have specified that before we decided to release the snake.

>>26993312
Snakes swallow their prey whole. Once Gil has found the frog we just squeeze it out of him like toothpaste.

>>26993481
Do you really think that giving Neville back his frog is worth pissing off our snake? Neville's pretty usless to begin with, and his frog hates him.

>>26993494
We replacethe frog with something better as consolation.

Like, say, Wormtail.

>>26993494
>Neville's pretty usless to begin with
well yeah but he's basically magikarp. we just need to power level him and we can get a badass

>>26993524
I don't think he actually gets anything done by himself except ruining best girl. He has a frog familiar - possibly the most passive animal to ever step foot on the grounds - and he can't keep it happy.

>>26993556
I know we like to pretend book 7 isn't canon, but really, anon?

>>26993611
It's been a while, but I don't remember him doing anything even in there aside from being given the sword of gryffindor and doing with it exactly what he was told to do.

>>26993628
...he takes over Dumbledore's Army and shelters people from the Carrows while plotting against them.

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"Hey guys," you say, retrieving your Mystic Eye Killers that you might be spared the sight of Illya's flesh burning off of her skin. "You know what's even better than hilarious misunderstandings regarding a twig I picked up off the ground and used to cut a werewolf's tail off? Secret Compartments."

Illya calms down a little bit, still sending Hermione a rather questioning glance every now and again. Tonks, unfortunately, simply laughs even harder than before, now intermittantly adding remarks about twigs between breaths.

"But what about Trevor?" Hermione asks.

"Secret compartments that a toad may or may not have gotten himself into," you correct yourself.

"What secret compartment?" Illya asks. "I don't remember one of those."

"You need really good eyesight to see it," you respond.

"Harry," Hermione interjects, "You wear glasses."

"Not in that way," you say. "In the 'let's a guy cut the tail off of a werewolf with a twig' sort of good eyesight."

"What."

"Never you mind," you say.

You grab Illya's hand, and lead the brigade down the hallways to the end of the final compartment. With your glasses on, all you see is a white plaster wall, not even a door leading to the outside. You vaguely feel a sense pressing down on you, telling you that whatever oddities are present here are not you problem, and that you should just look the other way. Indeed, Hermione, Illya, and Tonks aren't even bothering to look at the wall like you are, and have contented themselves with chatting up a girl in red Gryffindor Robes.

You...
>Say to hell with it.
>Cut it open.
>Ask for back up before cutting it open.
>[OTHER]

>>26993668
>Cut it open.
Pandora's plot must be opened.

>>26993668
Cut the lock.

>>26993663
If you say so, I'll assume that was a thing that might have happened, but as you mentioned, it was an ugly book.

>>26993668
Twenty bucks says it reveals Snape caught in a compromising position while guarding the Stone.
>>26993703
Indeed.

>>26993668
>Cut it open.

>>26993668
>Cut it open.
Naturally.

We've learned nothing else if not that when someone tells you to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain you're supposed to pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
I'll update it after Friday's thread.
>>26992947
For some reason I thought you had linked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgkIr_kAyjU
I've probably been playing too much Battle Moon Wars.
>>26993668
>Cut it open.

>>26993668
>Say to hell with it.

>Ask for back up before cutting it open.

Let's not be completely reckless, now.

>>26993668
>>Say to hell with it.

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You take off your glasses. No real need for a dramatic flair this time, you're not goofing around with Hermione, you're just trying to get some work done. Even if said work involves breaking and entering into someplace that you probably aren't supposed to be. But you know what they say.

Nothing ventured...

(With the removal of your glasses, you are greeted by a vision of hell. Atomic fire, amargeddon borne through the hubris of muggles, the slagging of the British country-side through a bomb never before detonated over this Island. You pay it no mind, it's just a death, one of uncounted millions. Only a possibility, not a garuntee.

You put it out of your mind. It's not like you're seeing Illya die.)

Nothing gained.

You cut the lock.

No, that's not precisely what those line were. Less a lock, and more a series of overlayed charms and wards that blocked off whatever it was that existed behind them. Not simply from sight, but from the planet itself - you can almost see the rush of new data enter in to the mind of Gaia, filling her in on what may or may not have happened behind that ephemeral curtain that cut off the Mother's sight.

Odd.

It's empty.

Well, almost. There's a pedestal in the center, wrought of marble and reminiscent of Greco-Roman architecture, topped with a purple, velvet pillow. A note is placed gently on the pillow, written in a loopy script and green ink. There is also a corpse, sprawled out in front of the pillar - a greasy looking man in a black cloak with a large, hooked nose.

Odd.

You know you should feel disgusted. Horrified. But you don't. You will admit, the corpse is diturbing, an eyesore, but you don't feel anything but mild distaste. And you hate yourself for that.

>Field too long.

>>26994264
You...
>Close the door. Walk away. Hug Illya. Hermione and Tonks too.
>Investigate the note, see what it has to say.
>Investigate the corpse, try to find out who it is.
>Ask the others to come look at this. This... is bad.
>[OTHER]
>DISAPPEAR! This corpse is an eyesore. This corpse. This corpse. This corpse. This corpse...

>>26994280
>Investigate the note, see what it has to say.
>Investigate the corpse, try to find out who it is.
>Ask the others to come look at this. This... is bad.


OHFUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>26994264
Snape's dead? I really don't know how to feel about this.
>>26994280
>Investigate the corpse, try to find out who it is.

>Ask the others to come look at this. This... is bad.
We done fucked up maybe.

>>26994264
Hah! Snape in a compromising position, called it!

[x] Have Tonks find the Head Girl or the conductor of this train.
[x] Examine the corpse and confirm it's actual death. For all you know this could be Sleeping Beauty.

loldraughtoflivingdeath

>>26994280
>>Close the door. Walk away. Hug Illya. Hermione and Tonks too.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>26994280
Investigate the corpse.

>>26994280
>Investigate the note, see what it has to say.
Note is probably worth looking at, but don't mess around with dead people. We don't want to get in any more trouble than we're already going to be.

>Close the door. Walk away. Hug Illya. Hermione and Tonks too.
"I think we need an adult."

>>26994384
>Examine the corpse and confirm it's actual death. For all you know this could be Sleeping Beauty.
Pretty sure that looking at him with MEoDP should be pretty reliable on whether something is dead already or not.

>>26994264
>Have Tonks find the Head Girl or the conductor of this train.

>>26994264
>Snape is dead
>The philosopher’s stone is gone.
Well... fuck.

>>26994469
>Pretty sure that looking at him with MEoDP should be pretty reliable on whether something is dead already or not.
It's a bloody healthy paranoia and I refuse to play the part of "screaming child" if Princess rises from the dead.

>>26994483
The better question is "how." That room was sealed. That room did not exist.
>blocked off whatever it was that existed behind them. Not simply from sight, but from the planet itself

>>26994264
>Snape guarding stone
>Someone kills him and steals it
>Seals up the room using the magic we just killed

... Does this remind anyone else of a certain crazy ass magus from KnK?

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You contemplate for a moment taking a look a closer look at the corpse, thinking that against all odds he might be alive. But your eyes see not even a stitch of life within that man, not his own, nor of anything like the Draught of Living Death, that might stem the flow of blood and put a stopper in his death. You contemplate laughing, giggling, at how ironic it is - you're the very Death of Things, and the first corpse you've ever seen is one you didn't make.

AND IT'S SUCH A BLOODY EYESORE!

You... you put you're glasses back on. You don't think that after this, you'd be able to see Illya die and not have some sort of break down. That would just be terrible.

You leave the room giggling, swooping off to whatever corner of the train car Illya and the others have gone off to. You begin, in the back of your mind, to wonder whether or not its a bit too late to keep yourself from having a breakdown. Indeed, when you do catch up with the others - Hermione now back to being Hermione, chatting with a pudgy fellow and one of that gaggle of redheads - Illya looks positively worried. So does Tonks and Hermione, for that matter, but it's not their arms you've come to fall into.

"Harry, are you alright?" You vaguely register Illya asking, as you fall into her arms.

"No, I..." You aren't sure what to say next. You've think you need to reassess your priorities in light of this wrong, wrong, wrong bad -wrong-ness that has come into. "I love you, Illya, please don't go away."

"Harry..." Normally, you'd be teasing Illya for turning that shade of pink, but this is anything but normal. "I... I love you too..."

"Okay, that's cute and all," the redhead asks, "And I'm really happy for both of you, but... Okay, I guess the Hogwarts Express -is- a romanitc location. For seventh years. Who have memories here..." He shakes his head. "But really? Confessing in front of two blokes you hardly even know? That takes guts, mate. Or stupidity. What happened?"

>Field's Long.

>>26995140
You can't hide your borked spoilers from me, Professor.

>>26995181

"Dead guy." You mutter into Illya's chest. "In the hidden room in the back. That's what happened."

"Oh." The redhead is a bit sumbstruck. "Oh dear. That's... Tonks, was it? Charlie's... uh... wow... um... this is awkward." He eyes Tonks, who gives him a annoyed look that somehow thanks him for trying to be tactful. "You know what, why don't I go get a prefect. Or the Head Boy. Or Girl. Yeah. Umm..."

He leaves. Awkward guy, but he seems swell enough, you suppose.

You...
>Continue laying on Illya's chest.
>Ask Tonks for advice.
>Ask Neville where Hermione got herself to.
>[OTHER]

>>26995195
Just lay out.

"Somebody stole something. We should probably take a look. It's all so u̶g̶l̶y unfortunate, though, but it's probably an important note."

>>26995195
>Ask Tonks for advice.
Maybe now Tonks-senpai will notice us!
I'm a horrible person for making that joke, aren't I?

>>26995195
>Continue laying on Illya's chest.
>Ask Tonks for advice.

"There aren't that many dead people at Hogwarts right? I don't think I can handle more death."
Time to kill all the paintings.

>>26995277
>I don't think I can handle more death
He seemed pretty tickled by it, actually.

>>26995195
>Continue laying on Illya's chest.
The only thing that needs to be done is contact the authorities and the redhead is on that.
Best thing we can do now is recover sanity points.

>>26995195
>Continue laying on Illya's chest.
>Have minor existential crisis.
"It's weird, with my glasses on it really didn't look any different than a living person. But it definitely wasn't. I don't really know how that's supposed to make me feel, but I'm kind of worried that whatever I'm feeling isn't the way I'm supposed to feel."

"...And they left a note. Who does something like that?"

That said:
>Ask Neville where Hermione got herself to.
...isn't she right there?
>Indeed, when you do catch up with the others - Hermione now back to being Hermione, chatting with a pudgy fellow and one of that gaggle of redheads - Illya looks positively worried.

>>26995195

Ask tonks for Advice.

Also, FUCK, Snape dead before we even get to Hogwarts...fucking sad.

>>26995530
>Implying Kaleido Pink hasn't sprung into action.

>>26995535
It's a shame. I was hoping we could actually befriend him. Or at least take him by surprise by acting more like him than like either of our parents.

>>26995568

I know, right. I got the vibe that getting snape ot survive here would be a major plan of the players en'masse...much like saving Gin in Bleach Quest. Gotta save the secretly heroic plot martyrs.

>>26995195
>>Continue laying on Illya's chest.
We need some comfort right now, nothing more.

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>Fourth year of Hogwarts
>Ilya is kidnapped as part of the second Triwizard challenge

>>26995608
>[X] Kill the Lake

>>26995535
Wait then who will teach alchem...... O GOD ZELDRICH IN BOUND

>>26995608
>Kill the Triwizard cup out of spite.

>>26995608
>Daughter of Kiritsugu Emiya
>Getting kidnapped

Hell, even if she does, we won't even have to get her ourselves because PAPA'S COMING, AND HE'S BRINGING C4!

>>26995629
SQUAD BROKEEEN
But wait, isn't Iri really good at alchemy?

>>26995640
>I thought that the cooperation of the 'kidnapped' for that challenge was part of things?

>>26995629
>Zelretch at Hogwarts
Almost as bad an idea as Ilya in the Tri-Wizard. You know what, it seems like there are no ways for Hogwarts to go but skyward.

>>26995638
>>26995640
Hell, telling him about the tournament's going to be a hell of a doozy.
>So, I've been chosen by a magical cup to take part in a tournament...

>>26995629
>Quirrell teaches potions
>Zeretch now teaches DADA
>Either Potions is now the cursed subject or Zelretch becomes a master of disguise and returns every year as someone else.

>>26995674
I didn't realize what a delicious crossover this was until this post.

>>26995663
Neither Harry nor Kerry will be the kidnapped. It'll be like a remake of Taken written by the Butcher, directed by Tarantino.

>>26995706
That sounds fantastic. Sign me up.

>>26995566
Oh.

Well, at least we get to realize that if she's able to handle this whole situation without having weird feelings like what we're trying to work through, then maybe there WAS something to the whole "Consorting with Zelretch fucks you up" theory.

>>26995629
It's totally going to be taught by a mysterious Not!Flamel trying to get close enough so he can investigate as to who stole his shit.

>>26995674
...Oh man, that's going to be a doozy.

>>26995629
>Zelretch.
>Not wanting to hear the lovely chimes of Illya chirping "GRANDPA~!"

>>26995700
I'm already convinced that the Triwizard Tournament as we know it will be replaced with a Grail War, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>>26995736
>Triwizard GRAIL WAR
Oh god it makes so much sense...

>>26995717
>weird feelings like what we're trying to work through
Well, as a child, Harry should want to reject it. As a magus, he should want it. As a character, he rolls for SAN loss.

>>26995718
Stop >implying things and write!

>>26995674
Now that you mention it, I think in the earlier threads someone mentioned that it WAS the grail.

Now that I've been reading a bit of Wizard or Magus on spacebattles, that might be entirely possible if the war doesn't happen on your 2nd or 3rd year.

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>>26995640
And Tactical Cocaine, slavshit, a FAMAS, and assorted Glocks. Mustn't forget the Tactical Cocaine, slavshit, a FAMAS, and assorted Glocks.

>>26995768
How did you just?..

>>26995771
>2nd
We kill things with our eyes. Basilisks kill things with their eyes. We speak snake. Basilisks speak snake. Match made in heaven!

>3rd
Science and high explosives.

>>26995768
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH MASTER OF THE GREENTEXT!

>>26995797
You [,spoiler] [,/spoiler] >do this.

>>26995797
>>26995809
Space, open spoiler, space, close spoiler, space.

Before and after the parts you want in greentext.

>>26995792
>Various glocks
>Tactical cocaine
>Deagle brand deagle
My. Fucking. Sides.

>>26995817
>>26995829
Oh, >neat

>>26995736
Either it is a Grail War, and we're going to be absurdly well equipped for the damn thing, or it isn't and we're going to be going into a glorified football game like it's D-Day.

>>26995817
Testing >this now.

>>26995844
>glorified football game
The one in canon was the safest, and all the contestants were on the brink of death during that. Hell, they had to fight each other for the last part, and it ended with the favorite dying and a demilich terrorist coming back from the dead.

>>26995817
>>26995829
The >implications of this technology are wonderful

>>26995817

Hey, >nifty little trick

>>26995919
...the fuck did I do wrong?

>>26995919
Spaces in and around the spoiler.
Don't[,spoiler] [,/spoiler]>do this
or [,spoiler][,/spoiler] >this

>>26995930
You did >everything wrong.

>>26995718
No i don't want to hear that, Grandpapa esterburn is a douch, even Matoudouch think's so and he is douch personifyed

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"So Tonks," you begin, Illya more than happy to let you use her lap as a pillow. "You're the closest of anyone here to be emotionally mature enough to deal with this sort of thing. What're you supposed to do when you walk into a room with a pedastal, a dead guy, and a note that no doubt reads like a Bond villain gloating over his latest triumph."

Huh.

That almost sounded like something you'd normally say.

"Besides making snarking comments like that?" Tonks says. "Not much. Just keep quiet about it, don't turn yourself into a gibbering wreck over it, and let the people who actually know what the heck they're doing take care of it." She sighs. "And I feel ya - seeing a body dead on the floor leaves you feeling all sorts of helpless, you know. That sort of crap is one of the reasons I'm heading off to boot camp next year to become and Auror."

"Could be worse, too, you know," Neville pipes in. "Death can be a mercy sometimes - whoever got killed, they could've been tortured to insanity instead. Or drawn and quartered. Or put up on a cross to slowly bleed out from a wound cursed to never quite heal proper. Or..."

"Neville," Illya interrupts. "I know we've literally just met, but are you always this morbid."

"Yes," he admits. "I find it helps pass the time."

Illya blinks.

Neville shrugs.

"Carry on then," she says.

"So, as I was saying," he continues. "Right, drawn and quartered. Bleed out slowly. Tortured to insanity... Oh! Right, he could have been flayed too, that's a classic. Or gelded. Or gelded and flayed. Or all of the above, done over a slow amount of time that lets the victim heal, so that when it's all over, you can start again."

You...
>Are a bit more than freaked out by this Neville fellow.
>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.
>Wonder where it is that Hermione's gone, and what she's been up to.
>[OTHER]

>>26995887
>they had to fight each other for the last part
Only in the movie. In the book the maze had actual hazards in it rather than being Yoda's fucking cave, and the whole "fighting each other" part was something that started happening due to Barty Crouch Jr's dickery.

>>26995972
I like this neville.

>>26995844
I'd love it if it turn out to be the latter, and harry completes the first task By calmly cutting a dragon in half and just picking up the egg in front of a stadium of horrified wizards.

>>26995972
Make small talk with this Neville fellow. He seems nice enough.

>>26995972
...... HOW FUCKING SHIKI LONGBOTTOM

>>26995972
>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.
>Wonder where it is that Hermione's gone, and what she's been up to.

>>26995972
>Wonder where it is that Hermione's gone, and what she's been up to.
I do like this neville, though.

>>26995972
>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.

>>26995972
>>[OTHER]
"How can you heal from being quartered?"

>>26995972
>>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.

Oh god, this guy will be glorious.

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>>26996006
I take back everything I said about him.

>>26995972
>Neville is Tohno Shiki
This makes far more sense than it should. And ties in nicely to the whole "he could have been the chosen one instead of moldy old voldy had gone after his parents rather than Harry's" thing that's only really touched on in passing in the books.
>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.

>>26995887
Compared to a Grail War, which tends to end in most of the participants dying, the Triwizard tournament is pretty safe.

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>>26996006
===TEACH ME TONKS-SENPAI!===

"Tonks-senpai, Tonks-senpai!" You run into the room, nearly knocking over Tonks-senpai's beloved tea set. "How fucking Shiki Longbottom?"

"Ufufufu~" Tonks-Senpai replies mischeviously. "That's a very good question, Anon-Kun! And the answer is quite simple - the magical power of Eugenics!"

"Eugenics!?" You exclaim, bamboozled. "But I thought that was a Nazi thing?"

"It is!" Tonks-Senpai chirps. "But it's also a Demon Hunter thing! And despite the Triggering Element being called 'Demons', that's merely a shorthand for phenomenon that aren't yet explained! Before they became known for their top-notch Aurors, the Longbottom Family was a clan of Welsh Demon Hunters, that implemented a Eugenics Program to keep their bodies from decaying to the lesser form that Humanity took with the passing of the Age of the Gods!"

>>26996134
Yeah, but we're pretty clearly not going to get to play it on easy mode.

>Shiki Longbottom

This is terrifying, and makes entirely too much sense.

>>26995972
>Are a bit more than freaked out by this Neville fellow.

We SHOULD be freaked out by that level of morbidity. Given what our wizard eyes can see, I don't think we need that in our lives.

>>26996155
I love you Nrvnqsr.

>>26996173
>I don't think we need that in our lives
It's a part of us. There's no running away from your Origin.

>>26996155
Oh god.

I seem to he simultaneous terrified, intrigued, and aroused.

>>26996155
Fantastic i unlocked a Tonks-senpai session.

Should i be proud, ashamed, or scared?

>>26996155
>===TEACH ME TONKS-SENPAI!===
Oh god, so now Tonks also has elements of the best Tsukihime in her.
Nrvnqsr, you're making me REALLY wanna figure out a way to accelerate our aging (both physical and mental) by a few years just so we can cut ourselves a piece of that sweet, sweet metamorphagus pie.

>>26996192
Yes, but that doesn't mean we ALSO need to surround ourselves with it.

Some people are naturally prone to stuff like addiction, or cancer, or heart disease. We're naturally prone to the concept of Death. The proper steps to take when naturally prone to something bad is to not be near outside influences that are going to enable or exacerbate the problem.

>>26995972
>Find that this Neville fellow has a vivid imagination.
"I figured it out. I think your toad is probably frightened of you."

>>26996039
Also this. C'mon, Neville. This is the kind of mistake that happens when you get overambitious. You have to be the one who sees these things because you can't trust your idiot subordinates to catch mistakes like that for you. And then they follow your orders to the letter and screw up your entire plan by letting the person you wanted to torment die immediately!

Maybe after a little while of taking our mind of the actuality of death with a little fanciful speculative discussion of ancient torture methods...
>Wonder where it is that Hermione's gone, and what she's been up to.

Say guys, are we still planning to blow the wizarding world's collective minds through the power of Daft Punk?

>>26996274
>naturally prone to
It's more like "your life will lead to" then "your life may lead to".

>>26996240
Okay, just so you know, multiple love interest routes are possible. There are five normal routes, and a few that require addition situations. Illya, Tonks, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna are the normal routes. Prototype-Earth, TONKS, and Nymphadora all require you to piss off Zelretch and have him send you to another dimension.

There are a few others, but I haven't thought of them as much. TYPE-Venus isn't an option, because she all yan-yan for Prototype-Earth in that dimension, though I suppose its Gilgamesh could be a gay option?

>>26996397
>Tonks
>normal route
Oh fuck yes.
ANONS! HEAR ME! WE KNOW WHO WE MUST DO!

>>26996397
This is gonna be good.

>>26996397
>Prototype-Earth
>TYPE-Venus isn't an option, because she all yan-yan for Prototype-Earth in that dimension,

I am intrigued as all fuck.

>>26996421
Illya I know

>>26996397
It's like I'm really playing a Type-Moon game.
LET THE WAIFUING BEGIN

>>26996440
>implying Tonks can't be Illya if we really want

>>26996448
Ilya >= Luna > *

>>26996421
TONKS A SHIT
ILLYA BEST GIRL

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>>26996464
Bitch I will fucking cut you.

Tonks/Ilya route is piss easy to get.

Just get Tonks to dress up as a maid. Boom threesome.

>>26996453
Your opinion is objectively Wonderful and you should feel great.

>>26996495
This is a man thinking with his brain.

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>>26996436
>Shameless Self Plug Incoming:

http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/tonks-quest.264138/

Tonks Quest! Where -holy balls this is suspiciously similar to this quest I knew I shouldn't have put Ryougi as an option in Character Gen.- Tonks is Prototype-Earth, bearer of the MEoDP, friendly with Girugamesh, and has Type-Venus going full yandere for her (to the point of creating Wizarding Society so that she could exist).

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>>26996497
I have a feeling you and I are going to get along just fine.

>>26996539
>bearer of the MEoDP
You have a real hardon for that thing.

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>>26996495
As far as I can tell, maid-fetish is limited to Prisma Ilya, although since we're in an AU anyway all bets are off.

Requires further scientific testing.

>>26996565
To be fair, he gave us LOTS of options including some that were flat-out better (including one that had the potential to be Nodoka Miyazaki tier game breaking), but /tg/ JUMPED at the Eyes.

>>26996565
To be fair, in this one we had like 4 choices for our Origin. We just happened to choose Death, and thus MEoDP happened.

>>26996582
>>26996590
To be fairmind

>>26996565
The readers voted for it over being Vader or Khan or Lilly or DUMBLEDORE.

>>26996565
I swear, I wanted them to pick Yuno Gasai (shape shifting yandere gogogo!) in CharGen. I threw Ryougi in there as a whim.

Now I need to get back to writing.

>>26996582
>>26996590
I remember. I wanted Space.

>>26996539
We SO need to get Harry and her together somehow. Double MEoDP Love Love Insanity.

>>26996539
>http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/tonks-quest.264138/
>Now we know where to harrass if he disappears again

>>26995972
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

>>26996539
>>26996685

Wait, you rank Cyberpunk Magical Girl Quest too? Motherfucker, I loved that.

And that means you ran "Magical" Girl Quest too, doesn't it?

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>>26996397
Since i some how lead to this, is their a Illya afterstory route?

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"You have a vivid imagination," you inform Neville as politely as you can manage.

"Thank you!" He says, smiling.

"And now I understand," you say. "Your toad, he's terrified of you. Utterly, utterly terrified of you. Which is why he keeps running away."

Neville just grins. His smile has too many teeth.

"Yeah, I know," he says. "But it's easier to play along as the dummy klutz who can't keep track of his pet, especially when a freaking Magical Girl who most definitely is not Hermione Granger shows up and offers to help me find him." He blinks, his smile fading for a moment. "Odd. That denial seems strangely specific - but that can't be right, Hermione's too bookish to dress up in an outfit like that."

You refrain from telling him that that's half the point.

"That's half the point," Illya chimes in. "The Kaleidostick isn't gets in a lot of arguments with her mentor, so as some sort of petty revenge it transforms his apprentices into frilly pink balls of mayhem and destruction. Which is apparently why he gives them the thing, so they can learn to better control the Second Magic."

Oh shit.

That's not good.

Illya just completed an infodump. Which can only mean...
>You duck, grabbing Illya and bringing her down with you. [Roll 3d6]
>You grab Illya and Tonks and get your ass out of the compartment. [Roll 3d6]
>You yell to everyone "GET DOWN" like a cyborg cowboy. [Roll 3d6]
>[OTHER] [Roll 3d6]

Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9

>>26996855
>[OTHER] [Roll 3d6]
ROLL FOR INTERCEPTION

Rolled 6, 3, 6 = 15

>>26996855
>>You yell to everyone "GET DOWN" like a cyborg cowboy. [Roll 3d6]

Rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12

>>26996855
>You duck, grabbing Illya and bringing her down with you. [Roll 3d6]
>While shouting GET DOWN!

Rolled 3, 2, 3 = 8

>>26996855


Seconding >>26996892

Rolled 5, 6, 4 = 15

>>26996855
Let's pull our new friend down. Ilya should know better, but he doesn't have a chance.

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Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15

>>26996855
>You duck, grabbing Illya and bringing her down with you. [Roll 3d6]

>Rolled 6, 6, 6 =18

Rolled 3, 1, 1 = 5

>>26996855
Sir not appearing in this compartment

>Sixes everywhere
This isn't going to end well at all.

>>26996855
>You yell to everyone "GET DOWN"
Couldn't help but post this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJWQPdG7jE

Wow. All of these sixes.

Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk

>>26996855
>You grab Illya and Tonks and get your ass out of the compartment. [Roll 3d6]

>>26997019
... That video

>>26997339
>dat mannish jawline

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[REFLEX = Agility + Luck - Difficulty]
[REFLEX = 9 + 7 - 8 = 8]
[Best of First Three = 9]
[WARNING: FAILURE!]

"EVERYONE GET DOWN!" You shout, pushing Illya to the floor as quickly as you can. She hits the ground in time, as do Neville and Tonks.

You don't.

The window of your compartment shatters. The wall is soon to follow, ripped away by whatever the bollocks is going on outside of you compartment. You can't make much out of whatever's going on, between flying the flying debris, the wind tearing at your ears, the sound of clashing spellfire in the distance. You see something, someone, an ill defined shape that looks almost like person slam into the compartment door.

Then everything is silent.

"AVADA KEDAVRA."

That spell.

You know that spell.

Every time you open your circuits, that spell. Cast by -that man-.

A sickly green bolt of energy wraps around you, like forked lightning arcing sideways. Oh it is painful, quite honestly the most painful experience that you've ever had, some cracked fool attempting to force Death upon you. Had you been anyone else, the spell would have worked, your life would have ended, and there would be a corpse where you stood, waiting for the spell to end that it might fall limp like a ragdoll.

But you are not anyone else.

You are Harry James Potter. You -are- the Death of Things. Your Origin cannot be turned against you.

"Why..." the voice rasps. "How... again... -again you survive when the Dark Lord wills you dead!"

You turn to the source of the voice, coming from near the pile of crumpled door, fully intent on sticking your dagger where the sun don't shine. You take off your glasses, half mindedly noticing that Kaleido Pink and some man in black robes have floated into your compartment, and mended the wall. You really don't care.

This fucker is an -eyesore-.

You...
>MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR
>[OTHER]
>[NO NOT REALLY OTHER]

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>>26997441
>MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR

Harry is not amused by this turn of events.

NOT. AMUSED. AT ALL.

>>26997441
"My turn."

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>>26997441
Disappear.

Disappear.

Disappear. Disappear. Disappear.

>>26997441
THIS DEATH EATER. THIS DEATH EATER. THIS DEATH EATER.

>>26997441
>MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR
This fucker. This fucker. This fucker. This fucker.

>>26997469
>>26997474
oh god chairmind

>>26997441
{ OTHER }
Dive for Illya we can cuddle up to her again for more points

>>26997441
>>MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR

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>>26997441
>Trying to kill someone with an awakened Death origin
>With a Killing Curse
>When that already failed the first time

Boy, its a good thing he didn't just shoot us in the face with a fucking GUN. Or shoot us with a magical laser beam of fuck-you, like a normal Magus would. Stupid shit Wizards, even worse than Muggles at actually getting shit done..

>DISAPPEAR

>>26997510
These wizard types really deserve this.

>>26997441
Also, I am very concerned that the Death Eaters are active four years early.

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>>26997510
Wizards are not widely known for their creativity or problem solving. Why use critical thinking when you can have magic?

Unfortunately, this guy won't get a chance to correct his mistake.

>>26997521
Considering the Phylancryary shit that Vold did i wouldn't be surprised if he is ROA in this universe.... i just guessed right dident I

>>26997608
>ROA
Here we go again. I move to promote Shiki Longbottom to our very best friend.

>>26997608
The Roa/Shiki and Harry/Voldemort interactions in were already REALLY similar.

I'd say absolutely yes, if it wasn't for the possibility of it being a deliberate red herring because of how obvious the parallel is.

>>26997647
*in canon

Words just disappearing. Much like this Death Eater.

>>26997625
Why, so he can suppress Roa in our ass? I love Ciel, but I don't want to BE Ciel.

>>26997647
See, if we had Space as our Origin, we probably could have avoided double possession, and mindraped him instead.

>>26997647
I wonder what happens to Ciel then? I'm betting she is going to be the head perfect of Ravenclaw or something simmilar

>>26997683
Unless "Space" translates to "You're the goddamn Accelerator", I don't think it would inherently increase our capacity for mindfucking.

But that might have been exactly what it meant, who knows.

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"I'm impressed, Quirinus." The black cloaked man speaks up. "Not only did you have the poor taste to leave a note, like some amateurish villain from a muggle slasher, but you actually managed to -fail- at killing an eleven year old boy. Truly, your master must be impressed by this astonishing display of prowess."

You don't really care about the newcomer's snarking, though you are more than willing to let it be the symphonius chorus that heralds the [death/murder/pain/agony/SUFFERING/emptiness/nonexistence] that you plan to inflict upon this fucker. This mother fucking fucker who cast -that spell-. The spell cast by -that man- when he killed your parents. The spell that could have taken Illya away from you, had you been only a hair slower.

Slowly, trudging like a doll on faulty strings, you wade through the remaining debris.

"H-how?" that fucker demands of the world.

"How what?" the Black cloaked man replies. "How did you fail to kill the boy? I honestly couldn't tell you, though I imagine that dear Lily's wards may well have had something to do with it. Her spellcraft would have surpassed even the Dark Lord's given enough time, had she lived."

"N-no..." that fucker. He's ignoring YOU! "No... how... I... I KILLED you, Severus?"

"Indeed you did," the black cloaked man - Severus, apparently - acknowledged. "But let me tell you a story, while the boy finishes the job."

Kaleido Pink looks ready to protest. Severus cuts her off.

"You see, Quirinus, one day many years ago a young boy had a close encounter with death. A... friend, I suppose, had become a werewolf and hid himself away, but the young boy did not know that." Severus pauses, and pulls out a cigarette. "And the young boy, he nearly died. And the young boy thought - how will I know that the world keeps spinning, if there is no me to see it?"

>Field too long

>>26997716
You stand above the man - Quirinus - your knife in hand, hatred burning in your eyes.

"The young boy may have had an ego," Severus acknowledged, "to think that the world would not go on without him. But the young boy wished to live, to escape the grasp of death. So the young boy to took his potions, and crafted himself a homunculus, whose essence was drawn from his own blood.

"But this one was different. Or rather, it was the same as that young boy..."

You stab one of the man's lines.

"Body..."

You cut upwards.

"Soul..."

And finish the job.

"And mind. And when the young boy looked upon the work that he had wrought, this masterpiece of the alchemical sciences, he wondered: was there anymore need for him?"

You...
>Look up the work that you have wrought.
>Ask Severus what the deuce he's talking about.
>Ask Hermione if it's okay that you stole her kill.
>[OTHER]

>>26997681
Whoa we got Shiki longbottom in here with us, infact we better protect Illya or at least cut his swag gland off

>>26997726
Look on our works, and see that they are good. The rest of them can come later.

>>26997726
>Look up the work that you have wrought.

>>26997726
Ok ask snake whats going on here because from what i'm gathering James made a homunculus and we have some sorta relation ship/ other half of Roa with it

>>26997704
No no, Ciel is a perfectly normal Ravenclaw, and we should not ask too many questions about her activities, even if she did threaten horrible death upon the house elves if they couldn't figure out how to make curry.
>>26997716
I LIKE this Snape. Too bad he's probably gonna hate us anyway, until such time as we somehow get his respect. If that even happens.
>>26997726
>Ask Severus what the deuce he's talking about.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.

>>26997726
>Look up the work that you have wrought.

Meltdown in 3...2...1...

>>26997726
>>Look up the work that you have wrought.

SATISFACTION

>>26997716
So, wait, isn't that picture girl-snape?

>>26997792
We just killed his murderer. Admittedly, he made us angry, tried to kill us, and was generally in the vicinity. But he also killed Snape, so it still counts.

>>26997791
What no.

Snape just pulled a Touko.

>>26997802
>Snape is now a romance option.

I mean, uh, no, that's Bishounen Snape. You know, how the fangirls see him, and totally not me getting confused by anime androgyny. Totally

>>26997820
Yeah, but we still LOOK LIKE JAMES BUT HAVE LILY'S EYES, so he's probably still gonna have that instinctive, irrational, gut hatred going on.

>>26997683
It's entirely possible that we could very well have been dispossessed of our tag-along Voldemort already by virtue of just having been Avada Kadavra'd (which was what eventually removed the squatting soul fragment in canon.)

>>26997726
>Look up the work that you have wrought.
Somehow I suspect it's not going to hurt as much looking at a body that deserves to be dead.

Also, interesting to note that maybe subconsciously it was the fact that it was a dead HOMUNCULUS body that disconcerted us so much.

>>26997824
Riiiiight, sure, I get what you're saying. Totally just Bishi Snape, nothing to see here.

Thats actually what I thought that picture was, having never seen it before now.

>>26997854
I forgot about that particular fragment, actually. The point is, the less crossovers he gets, the better.

>>26997844
>Implying we still have Lilly's eyes

We have MEoDP now, son.

Well, it's 2:30 and I'm exhausted. If this thread's still here in the morning, we'll continue, if not, I'll make a new one at a more reasonable hour this time.

Archive is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26992071/

>>26997964
Thanks for the thread Professor!

Over 70 posts left until autosage, and nighttime /tg/ is slooooooow, so it'll probably still be here in the morning.

>go to sleep before the thread starts
>wake up
>see events of thread
what the ever loving shit is happening in this universe?

>>26998865
I haven't the foggiest clue.

And I LIKE IT!

So Professor, will you tell us how the story would have been different if we'd selected a different origin?

Oh, I just remembered, next time Illya has her complex about her... size we should just tell her she had curves in our prophetic dream so stop worrying about it.

>>26999141
You mean the prophetic dream that involves a certain Sentient Hate Machine, and her dying?
Yeah, real mood lightener there!

>>26999154
We don't have to tell her the context!

Unless we've already talked to her about that dream. I don't recall us doing that, but I may be wrong.

>>26997716
>Ask Severus what the deuce he's talking about.

>>26998865
this.
>leave literally one thread alone
>kalido-pink has gone full zeldretch
>Potter has gone full Shiki
>longbottom is also shiki?
>tonks dojo
>bishie snape
>big baddie is literally dead 5 minutes into the first year
what in the unholy hell have you done nrvnqsr?

>>26998865
>>26999968

I've spent the last few hours, since the quest ended for the day, reading the quest OP ran on spacebattles he linked up here >>26996539

He put a HUGE amount of time and effort into the worldbuilding of his crossovers. He literally rewrote the majority of 20th century history for that quest, both Magic and Muggle. It's crazy.

>>26996397
>TONKS is in caps
Getting Umineko flashbacks here.

>>27000032
It's actually Ryougi Shiki's SHIKI personality reincarnated into Nymphadora Tonks.

>>27000053
And now I have an erection. Thanks.

>>26999968

He has done great works, for a miracle has happened

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>>26992071
I thought you were dead.

>>26992100
When are you going to publish the system?

>>27000186
In this quest, with this OP, even death may die, anon, even death may die.

>>27000186
>implying OP dies when he is killed.
>implying this quest isn't some ungodly conglomeration of FUCK because of a combination of sabers wish when they actually won a grail war that wasn't full of fuck and zelretch's shenanigans.
>implying this realm won't get even weirder as time goes on.

I'm curious how this universe's Cedric is.

Also, is Percy as much as a tosser?

>>26997726
>>26997716
wait fucking what?
i just realized fucking bishie snape is a werewolf and may be the whos tail we cut off.

>>27002382

No, it was spelled out earlier that we cut of Remus's tail...sorry there Mooney.

Bishie Snape is a magical transhuman homunculus who just told the big V and his host a true secret to immortality.

...fucking Gloaty bitch, well at least we don't have to go too far out of our way to save you now considering you're probably much harder to kill now.

>>27000363
I was waiting for death to claim me, so I tried to kill myself but accidentally killed death and now I can't die even if I was killed until I died, so now I am just waiting for my never coming death while killing mself so I can finally die

>>27000032
Oh, how I wish.

>>26996539
I really wish they woulda homu.

I'll just ask why the fuck haven't we started to work on a Serpensal Mystic Code?

Did we just lose our ability to talk to snakes?

>>27004825
No, I don't think this did anything to the shard of Voldy's soul inside of us, if it's even a thing in this world.

We just no-selled Avada Kedavra because we ARE Death, Destroyer of World.

>>27004494
Haven't really had the opportunity to set any specific projects yet. What does Serpensal even mean?

I return to restate my original idea from months ago that we have one of our ribs taken out and use our blood or something as the core to make an Origin Wand. (Might need to speak to someone slightly shadier than Ollivander for that kind of custom work, or do it ourselves).


>>27000021
He also had entirely different alternates planned for each of the seven other reincarnation options (probably in broad strokes then came up with specifics for Ryougi). If they'd picked Dumbledore, Tom Riddle would have been a perfectly stand-up guy who teaches DADA at Hogwarts.

This makes me really want to know what different differences we would have gotten for picking a different person to be close to or a different origin. Would Neville still be Nanaya or was that specific to us having MEoDP? If we'd picked Zelretch would the Kaleidostick be making us run around in a frilly dress? Who was the priest lady we never actually met? Please give us some background Professor.

>>27004925
>What does Serpensal even mean?
It's the ability to speak to/language of the Snakes

>>27004925
>Who was the priest lady we never actually met?

Caren. I vaguely remember offhand references in the early threads to a Sister Hortensia.

>>27004925
I'll support the Origin Wand, but the priest was Caren.

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>>27004925
1) Neville was always destined to be Badass.
2) Yes. Well, maybe not frilly dresses - probably something more along the lines of Tuxedo Mask.
3) The Priest Lady was Mother Kokutou Azaka, flame esper and member of the Assembly of the Eighth Sacrament.

>Professor, you should be writing!
Yes, I know. Write up incoming.

>>27005204
Nasu even has espers? Man I must be really bad if I forgot about that.

>>27005261
Don't worry everyone forgets about espers because they're mostly shit tier. Occasionally you get a superpowered freak of nature but usually they're crap.

>>27005261
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic
Basically anyone who has a 'natural' ability while being human is an esper.

>>27005292
A Reality Marble's basically like a Gemstone though, isn't it?

>>27005292
Yeah, Azaka is one of the few who isn't. And even then she's only as good as she is because she possesses a Mystic Code that acts as a focus for her ESP and allows her to supplement it with her Magecraft.

>>27005292
>Occasionally you get a superpowered freak of nature but usually they're crap.

Such as both Shikis and Fujino.

>>27005333
Lets see, the list of espers in the non KnK Nasuverse is...
>Hisui and Kohaku
>Akiha
>Tohno SHIKI
>Seiba
>Akira Seo
>Fake Shiki
>Nanaya Shiki
>Caren Hortensia
>Most people with Mystic Eyes

>>27005443
If SHIKI and Akiha count, then so would Kouma. All of their powers derive from their demon blood.

>>27005204
Yay! You awaken! The ritual worked and the pact has been sealed!

>>27005469
The problem is we don't actually know what Kouma can do, since he's never actually appeared on-screen. The real one apparantly has a fiance, for instance.

>>27005566
I thought the one in Melty Blood was sometimes the real one, sometimes the fake one, depending on whose arcade mode it is.

Like how Vermillion Akiha is usually a TATARI avatar, except when she isn't.

>>27005603
I don't think its ever the real one, since he's gone back to living in the mountains.

>>26996397
Obviously the answer is a combined Tonks/Illya/Luna route.

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You look upon the work that you have wrought.

Odd.

There isn't any blood.

The man is dead, of course - nothing of this world will live when you decide to kill it. His lines are inert, the only death you see is his body falling apart, succumbing to the decay brought on by the death of the soul. But even like the corpse you saw in the back room - the corpse of this Severus fellow, who didn't die when he was killed - you don't really feel anything. Nothing more than a small tickle in your stomach, as if the death was just some cosmic joke there for you to laugh at.

So you do.

Neville gives you an appraising look mixed with shock and a touch of fear. You vaguely register Illya wrapping her arms around you like she was some adorable albino blanket. Tonks lays back on the repaired seat, not so much shell shocked as she is annoyed with herself for letting -you- land the killing blow. Suddenly Hermione returns to the room, just after Kaleido Pink disappears, horrified at the dead body on the floor.

Snape's really the only one who has it together. He's probably used to this sort of thing by now.

"Potter!" Severus' drawl snaps. "Ten points from Gryffindor. If you have a mental breakdown from killing one of the Dark Lord's minions, I loathe to think what will happen when it comes time for you to face the Dark Lord himself."

"Sir, he's eleven," Tonks points out. "Disregarding the whole 'Sanctity of Human life' thing that, you know, is considered normal by most people, I think his age excuses him."

"You may have a point." Snape admits. "Five points from Gryffindor for talking back to a professor."

"Sir, I'm a Hufflepuff."

"I know what I said, Miss Tonks."

You try to push the fact that you just killed someone out of your mind. You need a distraction. You...
>Ask Severus what all of this point stuff is about.
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.
>Ask Severus if he can do something about the body.
>[OTHER]

>>27005751
>>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

Snark to snark combat GO!

>>27005751
>>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

>>27005751
[x] *raise hand* Professor, if I may; I haven't even been sorted yet.
[x] Are you a magical reflection of what is likely a better future than the muggle science fiction of transhumanism?

>>27005751
Remind Severus we aren't a Gryffindor. In fact, I sincerely doubt severing the Concept of someone's Death counts as fighting fairly and bravely.

>>27005751
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

>>27005751
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

>>27005848
Nah, I can still see us becoming a Gryffindor, with how we stood up for Tonks earlier.

>>27005751
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.
"In fact I'm pretty sure I'm going to be in Slytherin considering that my primary role model is a sneaky bastard who never plays by the rules and cheats whenever he can get away with it. Well, that or Hufflepuff."

>>27005204
>probably something more along the lines of Tuxedo Mask.
I would be okay with that, honestly.
As long as we can get with this universe's Makoto-equivalent instead of Usa. No offense to Usagi, but Makoto is objectively and undeniably the best and most fuckable Senshi.
http://skippyslist.com/2008/11/26/a-comprehensive-analysis-of-sailor-scout-fuckability/
>>27005751
>"I know what I said, Miss Tonks."
Have I mentioned that I LIKE this Snape?
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

>>27005751
>Point out to Severus that you haven't even been sorted yet.

then

>Ask Severus what all of this point stuff is about.

Because we don't actually know about that stuff yet.

>>27005876
>Hufflepuff
Maybe. But the general majority of the house was painted as being nice, quiet, respectful individuals, whereas Harry is a spiteful ball of contradictions and murder.

>>27005874
Hufflepuff's whole thing is being bro-tier, though, so it still fits. Somebody get us business cards with a chess knight on them.
Have wand, will travel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvxu8QY01s

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>>27005962
This was already decided.

Hufflepuff is the house of the overmen, whom possess the STORM OF THEIR LOYALTY!

>Not Believing In Cedric Diggory