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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field.

Rolled 8

Leg it out the back!

Rolled 12

>>27108746
second >>27108790

SO IT BEGINS

Rolled 7

>>27108746
Grab chair, use as weapon. Don't try to knock them all out, just make yourself enough room go through for the shotgun. And pray it's loaded.

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>>27108790
>>27108818

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>>27108915

What now?

Rolled 2

>>27108948
Attempt to avoid molestation.

Rolled 6

>>27108973
Time to use your head. And by head I mean that hard helmet you always have. Get to swinging!

Rolled 5

>>27108948
Attempt to bribe inbred rapists with sweet sunglasses.

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Rolled 11

>>27108948

It leave us only one thing... we must fight back! We rapid punching at them!

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>>27108973

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>>27109060

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do now, Wanderer!

Rolled 4

>>27109194
The Wanderer is such a slick guy
Swift kick behind, to that guy's crotch, then round house kick and smash down the other guy

Rolled 6

>>27109194
Got for the one with the pipe first, acquire pipe, apply pipe on morons.

Rolled 5

>>27109194

Headbutt at the mutant with iron pipe. If successful head-butting at him, try to take his pipe for own use.

>>27109194

Take off helmet and use as a weapon

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Rolled 3

>>27109194
Ballroom Blitz. Next is the guy with the stick.

"You guys wanna dance? I only know one tune!" is the greatest line.

>correct hatchain

You're right captcha, we can't walk around with a wrong chain for our hat.

Rolled 2

>>27109194
Attack the pipe guy

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>>27109216
>>27109225
>>27109239
>>27109271
>>27109307

Better think of something else and quick!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

Rolled 5

>>27109319
Get out feet between us and hungry boy
Kick him off, send him into the other guy

Rolled 5

>>27109319
Punch him in the head, kick the pipe guy to buy yourself some time to get up

Rolled 5

>>27109319
need to roll another critical sucess
Use the one on top of us as shield for the other ones, and acquire the pipe

Rolled 7

>>27109319

Punch at it jaw! It will stunned the mutant a while and then we kick at the pipe wielding mutant.

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>>27109341
>>27109350
>>27109373

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>>27109482

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

Rolled 12

>>27109511
Move so that the guy on top of us takes the hit.

Rolled 6

>>27109511
punch him in the dick

Rolled 7

>>27109511
block with naked mutant

Rolled 7

Use the other guy as a sheild!

>>27109511
thank you dice gods

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>>27109760

Rolled 3

>>27109760
Tackle the pipe-mouthbreather while he feels guilt for killing his naked rapist-buddy.

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>>27109787

>>27109786
Should have closed that helmet lid, really should have...

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>>27109809

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

Rolled 2

>>27109834
Wrestle the pipe out of his hands?

Rolled 12

>>27109834
Feint him into taking a swing and then try to get him onto the ground for murdering purposes.

Rolled 11

>>27109834
dodge to your right so that he trips over the other mutant.

Rolled 8

>>27109834
THROW HIS DEAD BROTHER AT HIM

Rolled 12

>>27109834

Crush his balls!!!

Rolled 5

>>27109923
>>27109872
>>27109871
Hahahaha oh wow. Sorry pipe-man.

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Rolled 3

>>27109871

Rolled 11

>>27109834
feint with a snappy one liner: "Sorry, I don't swing that way"

Rolled 11

>>27110104
this

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>>27110207

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>>27110226

>>27110262
>>27110226
>>27110207
That's not what we asked you to silly Wanderer.
Get in line.

>>27110104

WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN?!

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>>27110262

>>27110304
You are slipping up. We can see your imageless post. We can see the tiny bit of paste under his leg. We sense your weakness, Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY.

>>27110335

abandon ship

Rolled 2

>>27110318
You mentioned a shotgun? We need that shit. Let's get it.

>>27110318
So are we supposed to decide what to do now, or...?

>>27110483
I think so? I'm not sure.

Rolled 7

>>27110513
Well, I'll work under that assumption.

Can we go and murder the gentleman who set the nudist pack on us?

>>27110318
Find the kid, and shotty. In that order.

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>>27110568

>>27110483

>>27110483

Well the more Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY does what he feels like the less this is an interactive quest thread and the more its just him playing with his toys and taking photos.

3 people wanted wanderer to feint, but not a single person made the suggestion of tripping up pipe mutant by kicking the dead corpse.

Ive always felt we were never really in control of this particular quest, the way its structured just takes a lot of the control away from us. It was a very clever way of making us feel like we were in control, but its becoming pretty transparent.

>>27110585
I really hope there aren't limbless people chained to the wall down there.

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>>27110585

>>27110588
Yeah I feel like we're not quite in control either.
The Wanderer should take off that big ass helmet so he can hear what the fuck we're telling him to do.

>>27110588
See (>>27109902).

Why are you being a faggot guy?

>>27110632

throw != kick

>>27110588
To be fair to LQ, even if our agency in this is limited, the story and the images are more than enough to simply read and enjoy, especially when giving the Wanderer the voice of Rucks.

>>27110588
I heard "get him on the ground" and "trips over the other mutant". If more than one thing gets suggested, I try to combine them all.

And I make no apologies for the quality of this quest. I just like to play with Legos.

>>27110652

I'm having fun. I thank you for providing fun.

>>27110648
Is Rucks the bastion guy? I was hearing the bastion guy.

>>27110644
Good luck kicking a non-toddler body with any success.

>>27110588
I can see a tendency this way.
But 'feint' is pretty vague. It doesn't say much about what to do.

Also, at least this is not another anime-waifu-VN type quest. Because, while those are fine, there's like a million of them. I would do a lot of morraly-quesitonable things to just look at lego.

I don't know man this is like my first quest.

>>27110696
>morally
>questionable
fuck

Are we going to switch character now?
Are we going to be the little girl

>>27110683
Look at her arm! She's cracking.

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What should the kid do?

>>27110797

Fap on camera.

Rolled 1

>>27110797
Hide in the refuse pile and wait for help.

Rolled 7

>>27110797
Is there anything useful or special in the vicinity?

Rolled 2

>>27110797
get a ballin hat first

>>27110817
This, but also look in the refuse pile for something useful.

Rolled 4

>>27110797
Find some sort of weapon. Anything that hits hard. We might not be able to kill a motherfucker, but we may stun them and escape.

>>27110797

Let search through the pile, we may find something useful.

>>27110683
>that hat
one of their previous victims was obviously Ash Ketchum
Quick, look for pokeballs and hope he picked some that don't suck.

>>27110797
check through the rubbish, there must be something useful.

Or stack boxes to get out.

Rolled 5

>>27110854
>Six magikarps later

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>>27110817

Rats! Vicious ones!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever the kid does!

>>27110652
>And I make no apologies for the quality of this quest.

No nigger!

Im sorry, this has great quality and I appreciate the time you are taking to do this.

I understand when you ignore the stuff that's totally out of character for the wanderer to do, but we had 3 people that wanted the exact same thing with a fourth wanting him to fient and some one wanting to pull off a dodge that would of all tied in perfectly.

it just seemed so out of left field for wanderer to kick that guy...

I'm just being a cunt because I've put in a lot of time with your threads and i am a fan of this series.

Just ignore me, im being a faggot and keep on.

Rolled 11

>>27110894
grab a briefcase and start whacking them, you need that hat!

Rolled 12

>>27110894
Petition for aid from the Rat King.

In seriousness, I don't know. How does one deal with rats?

Rolled 2

>>27110894
Can we grab anything nearby to beat the fuckers away with?

>>27110875
it's cool, we just blunt enough people into oblivion with one of the fishes and eventually get awesome sea drake

Rolled 9

>>27110894
Cover rat with hat
Stomp hat

>>27110921
Either you eat them or they eat you.

Rolled 3

>>27110919
This guy has a good idea and also the best roll, so I second him.

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>>27111058
What now?

Rolled 9

>>27111082
Check if the green phone or walkie-talkie thing works.

Rolled 8

>>27111082
Can we stuff the rats in our pockets? I can imagine food is sparse in the post-ablockalypse

Rolled 11

>>27111082
try on all the hats, THEN check out the walkie talkie

>>27111082
>>27111100
This, and check out that helmet

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>>27111272

Someone answers!

What now?

Rolled 10

>>27111303
Ask who they are.

Rolled 1

>>27111303
Ask him if his fridge is running.

>>27111303
Our girl is looking swagger as fuck

Fuck yeah, Lego Quest! This and Papa-N's stuff only worth following!

>>27111359
You take that back. Diarca's Totemist Quest is rocking as fuck.

>>27111390
Nuh-uh!

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>>27111315
>>27111328

The voice asks where you are, when suddenly-

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- a loud thump comes from upstairs!


What now?

Rolled 12

>>27111501
Turn around! Turn around!

Rolled 4

>>27111526
Tell him that his buddy is dead and he needs to come help. Then prepare an ambush by the refuse pile

Rolled 3

>>27111526
Prepare yourself for combat.

>>27111501
then you better catch it!

Rolled 5

>>27111561
Do we know for sure he is affiliated with mr. shotgun man? One of mr. walkie-talkie's buddies could have fallen prey to the nudist trio.

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>>27111533

Just in time!

It looks like you know what happened to the previous owner!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, kid!

Rolled 7

>>27111526
Look around. Is there anything we could stack high enough to get out of here?

>>27111602
I'm pretty sure that was the intention. Let radio man know his friend is dead and get ready for the ambush-thump.

Rolled 3

>>27111622
Wait, is that a bad guy?
If so, throw some of all the shit down there at him. Including the rats.

>>27111626
Those boxes! Stack those boxes!

Rolled 8

>>27111622
Try seduction.

Rolled 7

>>27111622
Say that you need back up on the double air-dale admin vortex volun-told wavy navy squared away hooah!

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>>27111637

The mutant tumbles down into the cellar and knocks the rat away!

Better think of something else and quick!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 3

>>27111629
Oh! Okay. Cool.

Rolled 4

>>27111730
Bluff time!
Say we just called for help on the green thingy.
Say we are actually part of a large encampment and they are on their way with big guns right the fuck now, so he should chill out and piss off.

Rolled 2

>>27111730
Hurl one of those boxes at him!

Where do I go to read the other lego quest threads?

Rolled 5

>>27111774
He's a mutant he don't understand so good.

>>27111792
>Where do I go to read the other lego quest threads?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

Rolled 6

>>27111780
>>27111730
Yeah, grab it and stab him!

Rolled 6

>>27111730
Go for the shiny thing behind the boxes, and pray it has a pointy end for stabbing.

>>27111797
Well, if that's the case I guess violence is the only option, and we should do >>27111808

Rolled 6

>>27111730
Take that solid steel firewehr helmet and throw it at his face.

Rolled 5

>>27111819
why did we stop getting narration

Rolled 11

>>27111730
>>27111806
>>27111808
>>27111835
Where are all our 12's

Rolled 2

>>27111852
Close.

>>27111802
I've never managed to successfully catch up with After the Brick. Will you be running other stories?

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>>27111774
>>27111785
>>27111806
>>27111808
>>27111835

Grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross!

It pins you down like a sack of garbage, panting and drooling, but then your hand seizes on something familiar-

>>27111883
He ran a bit of the spaceman one a few days ago i think.

Rolled 3

>>27111884
A FIREFIGHTER HELMET
I KNEW IT!
YOUR FATHER WAS A FIREFIGHTER
YOU ARE ONE TOO
SEARCH DEEP INTO YOUR FEELINGS AND YOU KNOW IT MUST BE TRUE

>>27111883
This is my first attempt at engaging in a quest thread. I just jumped right into it. You can just read about the factions and characters on the wiki like I just did.

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>>27111952

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, kid!

>>27111845
>why did we stop getting narration

Kid doesn't talk much.

Rolled 5

>>27111971
Oh yeah. give him a good shakin. That's the stuff.

Rolled 1

>>27111971
Go for the eyes. Or the throat. Or the...the...

...Just, any bit of the anatomy that's recognizable.

Rolled 9

>>27111971
Feint and stab the neck

Rolled 8

>>27111971
Stab him in the eye.
Proceed to say that they are totally nuts

Rolled 6

>>27111971
Can we have him surrender in some way?
Maybe try diplomacy?
A pet mutant would be awesome.

>>27112043
Except the minute we go to sleep near him he's going to try to eat our delicious sweetmeats.

Also.

>Captcha: Was Invocae

HE WAS ONCE A MAN...NAME INVOCAE.

Who names their kid that?

Rolled 10

>>27111971
>>27112005
hrmp. Attempting to patch roll.

>>27112070
Cultists

Rolled 7

>>27111971
just stab the shit out if him, show him your sewing machine impression

Rolled 11

>>27112070
And also, it's harder to feed three than two. Especially if the third wheel is a fully-grown mutant.

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>>27112005

>>27112175
Welp. I have a feeling I just killed the Kid.

Rolled 11

>>27112175
Kick him in the privates.

>>27112193
Seconding. Not going to roll for this given how my last one went, but yes. I second this idea. Apply foot directly to genitals.

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>>27112009
>>27112012
>>27112087

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>>27112193

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>>27112259

Suddenly you see movement out of the corner of your eye!

What do you do, kid?

>>27112259
Is the radio still functional?

Just thinking, isn't the kid going to be seriously fucked up in the head when she grows up? I guess that's an advantage in an apocalyptic wasteland though

Rolled 2

>>27112270
Try to turn around quickly and jump the motherfucker.
Hesitate with stabbing though, it might be Wanderer

Rolled 10

>>27112270
Pretend not to notice then stab at the last moment.

Rolled 1

>>27112270
Turn around and ready yourself.

Don't stab, it could be wandererbro!

Rolled 2

>>27112270
It's your good buddy. Turn, but no shanks this time.

Rolled 10

>>27112270
Jump away and face whatever is coming

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>>27112286
>>27112289
>>27112295
>>27112298
>>27112302
>>27112303

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>>27112391

Anything else you want to do down here before you leave, Wanderer?

Rolled 12

>>27112444
See if the radio-thingy still works

Rolled 5

>>27112444
Check if the Radio is still working.

Rolled 9

>>27112444

Burn the house! Those fuckers deserve it!

>>27112444
wasn't there shotgun in the house?

Oh man I'm late!

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>>27112469

>>27112444

We need to do something about our hosts

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What's the plan, Wanderer?

Rolled 1

>>27112444
Grab the rats. We need food for the journey.

Rolled 12

>>27112627
>>27112629
Check and see if there is any decent food in the rest of the house.

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>>27112629
>>27112676

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>>27112855

What now, Wanderer?

Rolled 2

>>27112878
I would like to torch the place, but I'd have thought we'd need the fuel. Let's just go.

Rolled 6

>>27112878
Let's just get the fuck out of here!
Well, grab anything useful on the way I guess.

Rolled 3

>>27112878
Lets try to find that shotgun

Rolled 5

>>27112878
Oh, hey, that wound might get infected.
Is gasoline a good disinfectant?

Rolled 4

>>27112963
i dont know, but fire is

>>27112976
I'm not sure setting ourself on fire is the best idea, anon.

>>27112963

The best way to disinfectant wound is to use alcohol. Gasoline may not be the best choose.

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>>27113202

>>27112878
Check the rest of the house, especially under the couch.

>>27113223
Looks like I didnt get the roll thing to work properly.

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>>27113219

>>27113253
dice+1d12
you need to specify how many dice to roll

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>>27113260

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>>27113311

Rolled 3

>>27113284
Testing. Thanks.

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>>27113361

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

And roll another d12 for the kid if she does something!

Rolled 11

>>27113361
Uh. Uh. Uh.
Hithimwiththepipe.

Rolled 8

>>27113410
The kid goes ape and cuts him a set of non-working eyes.

Rolled 11

>>27113410
Hit him with our mind!

Rolled 12

>>27113410
Stab him with the knife

>>27113476
kid saves the day

>>27113476
>>27113462
>>27113426
Well, I say this might may be ours

Rolled 12

>>27113410
splash him some of the gas, THEN hit him! i don't know if we have a lighter or anything?

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>>27113426

Rolled 8

>>27113642
HIT HIM AGIAN!

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>>27113642

Rolled 11

>>27113675
YES! (looks like we put some points into our melee weapons skills)
finish him off!

>>27113727
And don't forget to claim his wives as our own

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>>27113840

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>>27113869

>>27113869
Finish him

>>27113907
So... what about the wives and kids?

Rolled 4

>>27113907
check to make sure he's dead first of all.
then if he's confermed dead, loot the place. see if he's got more shotgun shells.

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>>27114072

Rolled 8

>>27114103
daw

>>27114081
Not sure I'd suppose this, as the house may very well quickly become an inferno.

Rolled 8

>>27114158
well, if the whole house is turning into a inferno, then get out. other wise, grab loot on the way out. i think those other women are fled as soon as he was killed. well, i hope they were normal women and not mutants as well.

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>>27114314

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>>27114360
What will you do with the survivors, Wanderer?

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>>27114437
look around the place.see if there are any rides near it. talk to the women how they got here anyway. lastly, try out that walkie talkie.

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>>27114437
We cannot transport them, feed them or trust them. This is the apocalypse, hard decisions must be made.

>>27114437
Abandon them, like he said: Too many to fit in the bike, and walking is for plebs

>>27114437
Fuck em. Knock one of them out with the butt of the shotgun, then lets us and the kid get the fuck out of dodge.

We need to head towards the ocean.

>>27114437

Get back to our ride and make last try with walkie talkie

>>27114437
Throw them the walkie talkie. They'll look after themselves, if they want to survive.

>>27114474
You must be new, man. The Wanderer is not a nice guy. Yeah, he's the protagonist. And he usually does good.

But he's a survivor first. And a lot of times, being a survivor means you don't worry about other people. Hell, The Wanderer is an actual cannibal himself. He's eaten a person when things get slim.

>>27114437
Ask around with the walkie talkie to see if someone can take care of them.

>>27114437
Leave them.

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>>27114680

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

>>27114680
Whirl around and stick your shotgun in his face.

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>>27114731
SPRAY 'EM WITH GAS

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>>27114731
well fuck! spin around and give them a face full of BOOMSTICK!

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>>27114731
turn around, kick the closest mutant away and shoot the others

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>>27114731

GET BACK IN THE HOUSE

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>>27114731
Slam the redshirt in the face with the can, blast the black shirt in the face.

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>>27114748
>>27114760
>>27114765
>>27114801

These rolls are awful

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>>27114731
Fight and run!

Leave the women to deal with them.

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>>27114748
>>27114760
>>27114765
>>27114801

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>>27115042
inb4 the army remnants kill the mutants and take us prisoner

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>>27115042

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>>27115071
NO IT ISNT

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>>27115084
>>27115071
Well shit.

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>>27115071
ROLLING FOR DIVINE INTERNVENTION

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>>27115084
>>27115101
What.

>>27115084
>>27115101
THIS IS BAD

>>27115071
ROLL FOR DEUS EX MACHINA