I wanted to go to bed in an hour, fuck you.

>What do/say?
Ask her if that polish tongue of hers can do more than snarky remarks and being stuck out.

>>27660263

Man, that face. You have a weakness for that sort of face. But you manage to keep your cool and smile. Iwona smells of detergent now, citrusy and a little bleachy, which makes sense given what she's been doing all morning today.

'Can your tongue do more than snarky remarks and being stuck out?'

She grins and sticks it out again, showing you the little piercing near the tip - just a small gleaming node. Then she begins licking her upper lip, withdrawing her tongue and sliding it out again to clean the lower lip.

'It's good for that too,' she says, then swivels to look outside. You notice some people behind you are already beginning to notice her. 'Oh wait, we're here, let's go!'

Running down the steps of the double-decker, you jump out into a seriously dingy looking neighbourhood, almost Blinder's Green bad. But Iwona points you to a row of shops, half of which are closed. One of them is prospering, though, and it seems to be where you're headed.

'I'll do the ordering,' Iwona says. 'They all speak Polish and we're good friends.'

> Go with Iwona.
> Do something else instead.
> Other.

> Go with Iwona.

>>27660425

Go with Iwona, say we're paying.

Ask her about summer plans.

>>27660447
>>27660484

You enter a simply decorated space with plenty of tables scattered around, and sit down. Iwona is immediately recognised by the staff in the restaurant, two men and a middle aged woman. As they greet and wave, you look at the menu.

Potatoes. Meat. Potatoes and Meat. Meat and Potatoes. Sausage and Potatoes. And a side of beetroots! That's pretty full on, you think, after what you've eaten last evening. But Iwona comes over and leans down, resting her hands on the table, allowing you a glimpse of her rather appealing assets.

'So, what do you want to drink?'

'Coffee. Also, I'm paying.'

'No. We split!'

'No.' The food is dirt cheap anyways. You plop a tenner on the table.

> Money: $795

After she orders, Iwona sits facing you. 'So you haven't answered my question. You like taking girls out to lunches like this?'

'If they're hot, sure.' You smile as she does. 'I like to get to know beauty.'

'Mmm. Do you work as an art collector or something then? I study art history...'

> Interesting course...
> What do/say? You have all day, it seems. She doesn't look like she has any other jobs to do today, or maybe she does...

>>27660588
"I'm not technically a collector, though I'd sure like to see a piece of yours."
>dat lame innuendo
Tell her about our freelance work, although not too detailed.

Why's the thread so slow this time? The other installments were popular. And I kinda like this quest, too. ;-;

>>27660662

'Well, I'm not a collector,' you say. 'But if you've got something to show me...'

She cracks into giggling at that, which you're not sure if it's a good thing. 'So what do you do then, besides socialise and take pretty girls for lunch?'

'Oh, just freelancing... a bit of stuff here and there, you know? A bit like you.' Then the coffees come, and you stir yours and can smell something inside. 'You haven't asked them to put roofies in mine, have you?'

'It's wodka, man!'

'Who puts that in coffee?' But then you sip it, and it's not bad at all. Well, it's not like vodka's ever bad. 'Does yours have it too?'

'A little. Why?' She sticks her tongue out again. Man. 'Also, if your face is bruised like that, do you mean freelancing as in getting beaten up for money?'

Just then, your phone buzzes, though it's on vibration mode. You laugh a little, touch your face. Fuck, it still hurts a bit. 'Never mind that. How about you, do you have any jobs coming up?'

'I don't know... I think I have to go clean another house at 3. But I could ask someone else to do it, maybe.' She stirs her coffee and takes another sip.

> What say? You can smell the food cooking out back.

So I left right after we went swimming with Jo last night, did we accept that job offer and stuff? What else happened?

>>27660869

We accepted the job offer, so tonight we're meeting Jo at the open air cinema.

We met a barber who rears fish and will help him get his fish breeding up to speed. Did we get the 100 bucks, actually?

Also, tell Iwona cancel job, we go have holiday.

>>27660869
We accepted the job offer (or rather, Jo did). We got a handy from her in the shower, ate her out in the morning after sleeping together, then talked to a barber that needed help with his fishes. This polish girl is his maid and we took her out for lunch.

>>27660796
Ask her to do as such, and ask her what she'd like to do after eating.

>>27660926
>>27660910
>>27660869

> Welcome, people. Thanks for bringing up to speed.

'Oh, clean another house, bah,' you say. 'So what kind of house is it?'

Just then the food comes. She gets schabowy, and you get it too - a massive slab of thin, thin pork, with a pile of potatoes and beetroot on the side. The man who brings the food gives you a little wink. Uh.

'It's a pretty nice house,' Iwona says. 'Two storey thing, right near the seaside and the Pier. They're rich people, basically...'

'Then get someone else to do the work for you. If it's a big house, it sounds like hard work.' You cut a piece of schabowy and pop it in your OW it's HOT but VERY NICE but HOT. Iwona bursts out laughing, but then simmers to a knowing grin when you finally get to continue talking. 'I wouldn't want you to be tired out.'

'I just think you don't want me to be tired out by cleaning the house,' she says.

'Come think of it, why do you speak slightly broken English in a heavy accent when talking to Tony? You *do* speak perfect English.'

'Because customers like it! You go in, give an innocent smile, 'Oh you want do kitchen and toilet, okie, okie I do dat no problem', and they love it.' She taps her brain. 'Gotta think.'

But at that her enthusiasm seems to die down a little as she looks at her schabowy. Your phone buzzes again, and you check it. Oh wait, it's Erica!

'Hey dude I got a lead about that guy you were supposed to talk to. Every Friday and Saturday he is around in a club...' she gives you the name of the establishment. Well, well!

> What do/say?

>>27661020
Ask her if she wants to join us in some freelance detective work. That's gotta be more interesting than cleaning houses.

>>27661076

Don't think we should bring her on a shakedown...

Ask what's wrong. Also, feed her food.

It's so slow today.

>>27661127
Unless it Friday or Saturday, it won't be. But we're gonna go scope that club out, try to gather some information about the guy. If he tips well, he has enough money to spare. If he doesn't, he's an asshole and deserves it even more. Flawless logic right here.

>>27661147
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

>>27661147
>>27661127
>>27661076

You look up. 'Iwona, do you want to join me in a bit of detective work?'

'Huh?' She looks up. 'What, is this one of your freelance things?'

'Something like that. Going to go to a club and scope someone out, you know, just to see if...' you try to think of a legit reason for snooping. 'In case he's cheating.'

'Wait, are you a private investigator? Or is that like one of the things you do?'

'I could do most things.' When Iwona doesn't really answer you, you ask her what's wrong. 'Money issues?'

'There's always that, but not really.'

'Boy problems, then.'

Iwona sighs. Is having a bruised face some kind of pity machine that makes people want to open up to you or something? But you sit and listen as she talks about these two guys in university who are fighting over her, but she doesn't really feel like going out with either of them. 'They're friends, you know? But just friends. Some of their habits are a bit weird. But they just... they seem like both of them are sure I want them. And then they pester me, so others think I want them too. But, well...'

You take a piece of pork, ready to offer it to her.

> Okay, over to you for luck this time. Roll d100.
> Think up your best line to encourage Iwona to chow down.

Rolled 94

>>27661259
'Look, why don't you just taste some of my meat, I'm sure it'll make you feel better?'

Rolled 20

>>27661259
"Just tell them the only pork you're gonna chow on is the one at (this places name)".

>>27661304
>>27661300
I vote we switch the rolls for these.

>>27661319
I just wanted to suggest the cheesiest line I could come up with.

>>27661319

I second this one.

Rolled 12

>>27661304
This

>>27661352
>>27661341
>>27661339
>>27661319
>>27661304
>>27661300

> 94: You charmin' little bastard. Why *are* you so charming?
> Should a game as lackadaisical as this have levelling, people? It's your choice, cause I'm lackadaisical too.

She looks at you, by now holding her hand in her head and talking about the last time they nearly got into a brawl while all three of them were at a house party. And she was actually chatting to this rather cute guy, whom she thought maybe she would, and then they fucked it all up, and-

'Now, now, you're getting all tensed up,' you say, lifting the fork and moving it close to her. 'Why not just tell them the only pork you're having is this schabowy?'

Iwona covers her mouth while laughing, then whips her mouth away and snaps the meat from your fork like a snap-happy snapping turtle. Of snappiness. Woah. 'Mmm. I'd have that again in an instant. But seriously though, I... don't know. They're two of my good friends, both of them, and I don't really have many friends...'

You find that hard to believe, for some reason. But you take another piece of meat and move close to the snapping Pole, whose grey eyes flit over your face. 'Why don't you hand-feed me?'

'Don't want to lose fingers.' But you try it anyway. She leans in, and you gravitate towards her chest again, then back up as she takes the pork chop. But then her eyes widen and she quickly shrinks back, spitting the thing back out.

'Hey, Ron!'

You look back. An all-out hipster, yellow and black plaid and skinny jeans and an olive tote bag, is looking at the two of you. 'Hello, hello. I thought you're back in Gdansk, Iwona?'

She shakes her head. It's pretty clear who you're looking at, then. Speak of the devil.

> Do/say anything?
> Or just focus on your pork, darling.
> Other.

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>>27661259
>two friends in uni fighting over a girl
>don't want to make them both unhappy

Sounds a bit familiar... though I wouldn't trust her to fix ANYTHING without some serious backlash.

>>27661422
Who, one of the guys? Maybe we should (politely) tell him to go away?

>>27661422

Man I don't know.

I'm tempted to move on Iwona, but she doesn't want to anger her friend, right? So...

Ignore and eat pork, I suppose.

>>27661422
Probably best not to say anything until we're actually introduced into this conversation. We don't want to make things worse for her.

>>27661422
Be friendly. Say hi. Act completely oblivious to his impending buttfrustration if he does anything short of outright insulting us.

>>27661525
>>27661422
We could, like, get closer to her (or lie about already being such) in front of the guy. Maybe that'll get them to dislike this unknown dude but back off of Iwona without straining their friendship all too much. She can be all "I told you guys I just wanted to stay friends" or whatever.
Also, lean in to her and suggest so.

>>27661562
Yeah, but she's worried about them stopping being friends with her.

Which would make them pretty shit friends, if true, but whatever.

>>27661455
>>27661501
>>27661525
>>27661530
>>27661559

You glance from one to the other, and decide just to focus on your bloody schnitzel mate. As you eat, Iwona and Ron make some slightly awkward conversation.

Honestly, Iwona says they're good friends, but you can't quite feel it. The sense of libido is fecking strong here - Ron is repeatedly hinting at watching a movie, while she politely skirts this way and that. How about the beach? Skirt skirt. You know, I went to this restaurant...

'Hey, have you met my, uh, friend?'

He looks down at you, adjusts his glasses and extends his hand. 'Sorry, but I'd shake the other one,' he says. 'I saw what you were doing with the right one.'

> What say to that?
> And what are your post talk plans? Iwona rushes back to her lunch while he's distracted, and you sense that unless he disappears soon, she's going to want to disappear soon.

>>27661614
"Who knows what you've done with YOUR hands lately, mate?" After that, mumble something incoherent about him not getting any action with the girl right in front of him, but shake his hand regardless.
Then, simply go back to eating and go on about your business and hope he takes the fucking hint.
If he doesn't, politely tell him that they'll be able to catch up, but that he's being rude in forcing himself on the two right now.

Afterwards, talk to the awkwardness of this to Iwona, suggest that they don't seem that close and hint that she might just try to cling to the little social contact she seems to have.

Maybe she could move in with Erica and those other two girls and make some friends that way.
And we'd know a place with 4 cute chicks in one appartment

>>27661678

Actually why not get her to maybe move into ours?

>>27661614
Poor girl, she's attracted a pair of 'nice guys', we have to help her, not just because we want to give her the D, but she deserves a better circle of friends than this.

>'Sorry, but I'd shake the other one,' he says. 'I saw what you were doing with the right one.'

That was when we were feeding her, right?

So don't shake, just go "What, you don't like the food here?"

>>27661695
I had that idea too, but I figured that'd get her too close to our shady business too soon and might upset Jo.

>>27661422
Just sit back, unless he starts getting all aggressive. Then maybe pop him.

>>27661614
Guy seems pretty beta. We can drive him out by taking control of the conversation, just get her talking about something that interests her, and subtly cut him off every time he tries to interject.

He'll fade away before too long to go post on the internet about how all women are whores.

>>27661753
Seems like a good idea.

>>27661740
>>27661753
>>27661678
>>27661727
>>27661695
>>27661730

> Just three cute chicks, actually. And you really don't think Erica and Alexis' place has space for anyone at all, much less someone as tall as Iwona. (She's taller than Erica, even, almost your height. And you're not a short fuck.)

Your reflexes are of course a lot quicker than a guy like him, and you withdraw your hand so he grips air. 'Well, I mean, I don't know where your hands might've been. Besides,' you lick your own index finger, 'even the grease here tastes pretty good.'

Iwona shoots you a look, then turns back to Ron again. Ron, though, doesn't talk much longer before he goes off, and you ignore the conversation. Pork time, please! 'Just getting takeaway, actually.'

'Right, right.'

'Well, enjoy hanging out with your man,' he says, a hint of bitterness evident in his voice. Then he goes off to order stuff, and Iwona turns back to you. She seems embarrassed; it's clear that Ron started the little argument, but then you did take the bait.

'Look, Iwona, why don't we split once we're done with lunch? Let's go somewhere else. You're not even that close to that Ron anymore, are you?'

'Well... on a good day...' Dear god, so Iwona's a softie too. Or maybe she feels a bit too isolated to not be a softie. She shrugs and nods. 'I'd like to go somewhere quiet and hang out, actually. How about the park out near Leopold University?'

That's her university! You wonder. You haven't been to that park. You've seen the other main park in Cloverdene, which runs along the Cloverbourne. Or you could head to the sea to relax instead; the quiet beach *is* quiet, after all, isn't it?

> Go with Iwona.
> Go to the beach again (both sides are quiet now, it's the daytime sporting/suntan hour)
> Go to the Cloverbourne Park.
> Other.
> Also, you kinda need to pee.

>>27661865
Go with her, may as well visit some places we haven't been before.

After we go take a piss I mean.

Oh we got another thread? Nice. Catching up, i assume we'll be working on the polish girl. Well, i'm sure i wont be disappointed.

>>27661909

> Welcome to the parlour, welcome.

> Honestly, though, is there any limit to the number of partners you'd take? Would the dear audience rather I delve more deeply into the ones we have or are working on now, or spread out more broadly, so to speak?

> Also, why am I typing like Wystan? This is intolerable.

>>27661945
I wouldn't mind focusing on who weve met.

>>27661945
I'd say this is probably enough, so let's make Iwona the last addition and focus on the girls we've got.

>>27661945
Gotta get them all. We won't stop till we taste the rainbow of women I say!

>>27662035

This!

We can look more on the girls we got, but keep eyes open for others.

>>27661945
I like the way it is going. At some point we'll have to start focusing on some of them but if you delibaretely try to stop it i feel like it would be awkward. Why change when things are going well, it'll come naturally anyways.

>>27661945
Your already pretty spread thin with time and we have enough girls(plus the two mystery roommates) to handle for this quest.

>>27661945
We seriously need to get tested. And I seriously hope everyone is on the pill.

>>27662066
>>27661894
>>27661909
>>27661975
>>27662007

> Fair enough, noted.
> If someone else does come along, I'm sure you won't refuse though, would you?
> It'll come naturally, indeed. Hurhurhu-STOP IT AT ONCE

You think about it. Well, the university - that would be a hotspot of possible jobs, wouldn't it? Maybe if you got your brewery project going... or maybe you could work with a few other students to get the brewery project going. Or even something more insidious for all the partygoers.

There's this trick you remember where someone used to sell E to your schoolmates, but it was actually tiny washing tablets. So people took them, felt nothing, and then apparently puked up an enormous amount of foam in hospital.

'What's so funny?' Iwona says, as you stifle a giggle at the thought. Puking foam! Both of you are almost finished by then, while making more small talk - about her university parties, about Tony and his fish. Iwona is even more amazed than you that fish can sell for so much.

'I'll... I'll tell you later. Let's go to the park you were talking about, but I need to go pee first.'

'Toilet's behind, turn left,' she says. You take a little risk and raise your hand to caress her cheek, and she leans into it. Ohhh yes please. The feeling of victory is short lived, though; you walk in, and there's just two urinals, and Ron is using the other one.

'Hey,' he says when you come up. 'You... are you with Iwona?'

> What do/say?

>>27662097
No need to worry about petty details...

>>27662097
OP should make us roll luck to see if anyone weve slept with so far is infected.

>>27662097

Come think of it, we only finished in Erica before. It's strange when you think about it.

>>27662145
We should say that we're going out with her and we don't appreciate him hitting on our girlfriend. Just for the lulz.

>>27662145
"Working on it. We are having a nice time together."

>>27662163
Ive been assuming we do it by default and it just hasnt been mention ed

>>27662145
"Who knows, but we're having fun."

>>27662182
Nah, douchebag like this will run right off and tell her we said that.

>>27662184
>>27662145
This, there is no need to be a lying dick.

It seems people are gonna keep bringing up diseases and babies till we have a drama in our hands with a rotten dick and three pregnant girls. Cause /tg/ loves them dramas.
We talked about this before. We are fine, just roll with it.

>>27662227
Yeah, those sort of issues would be massively out of place with the tone of the quest.

Fortunately, OP has proven himself to be a damned good quest runner so far, so I'm sure he won't go full retard.

Please don't prove me wrong.

>>27662227
>>27662227
This, Op told us that our dick has plot armour against diseases.he never did mention about pregnancies though.

>>27662182
>>27662184
>>27662201
>>27662207

> Right, that's it! Roll 2d100, one for anal circumference, the other for penile demonic possession. Come on then, come on!

You seem to have the power here, and as you haul on the pulley to winch out your enormous dong (in your mind), you smile at him. 'Well, what's it to you? I don't know, but we're having fun. She's fun, isn't she?'

'Man, she puts out so easy, of course it's fun,' Ron smirks. Eh, that was a bit of a googly. 'You should see her at parties. She was gagging for it.'

'Good for her, if she's up for it,' you say, neutrally.

'Say.' Ron inches a little closer. 'I'll be honest with you. She's a damned good tease, right. I've been trying to get her... you know, in bed and with proof. And she's been in bed before, once or twice, but never with proof.'

Yeah, right, Ron.

'So I was thinking if you'd help,' he then says. That makes your pee almost stop. What?

> What do/say?

Rolled 23, 57 = 80

>>27662334
Rollan!

Rolled 56, 45 = 101

>>27662334
rolling

Rolled 51, 28 = 79

>>27662334
>>27662352
>>27662348
Why do the dice hate us.

>>27662334
Fuck this cunt

>>27662348
>>27662352

> IT WAS A JOKE IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

>>27662334
Ron, I'm going to do you a solid right now, I'm going to forget you said that, but do remember, if I start to hear about shit happening to my new friend, then I might be reminded, capiche?

Rolled 69, 23 = 92

>>27662334
Rolling, a man is fair game after all.

>>27662373
>Telling /tg/ to roll dice
>Not expecting us to roll
Shiggy diggy

>>27662334
"Ron, I figured you were a cunt, but I never figured you for quite such a massive cunt, how about you walk away right now and I'll forget I ever heard that, one time offer."

>>27662334
"You want my help putting it in? With a bit of effort i'm sure you'll manage to find the hole Ron. It's not that hard, trust me." Well, anyways, lets go. We should also tell her about this conversation cause fuck yourself Ron.

>>27662373
Lol'd.

slowpoke-re: "levels," or "experience." All of the accounting should be done on the back end (your end) and more or less shouldn't be visible. As we do stuff we get better at doing that stuff. Simple. Reflected in bad rolls not being so bad, and good rolls being even more spectacular. I don't think there's a need for anything more sophisticated.

>>27662334
>"Oi, you're a right cheeky cunt m8"

>>27662373
I know, but if you tell me to roll i'll roll anyways. Never miss a chance.

Rolled 74, 96 = 170

>>27662334
I don't even...

>>27662428
OP should just go with raping ron since so many of us rolled.

>>27662414
This is basically what i was too lazy to write about level thing. I like this light action/communication focused tone of the quest.

>>27662414
Pretty much this, keep the real crunch in Warlord Quest.
Speaking of, anyone else think it's kind of funny protag bones everything in this quest, but seems nearly phobic of it in Warlord?

>>27662414
>>27662375
>>27662367
>>27662399
>>27662405

> Discounting rolls. Just so you know.
> But it's good to know you're so enthusiastic, even if I go full FATAL. No, wait, that's not good to know, that's terrible.

Ron goes on for a few moments, and he's just about reached Rohypnol when he sees your glare and stops. What a *cunt*. What a minging, fishy little *cunt*.

'Look, Ron.' You activate the motor to shake the wee off your dong (in your mind), and then employ the winch again to tuck it back in (in your mind. Serious now.) before turning to him. 'I want you to finish your pee, forget you were ever in this toilet with me, wash your hands, and crawl back to the arsehole you came out from.'

'Woah, mate, what's the matter with a bit of fun? Look at you-'

'I'm making the offer once. Just once.'

'Look at you,' he says, undeterred. Huh, this man's got a bit more balls, or maybe it's cheek, than you thought. 'You're a person who enjoys a little diddling yourself, no? A little in-out-in-out? You wouldn't pass up Iwona for free. You said so yourself.'

Okay. You're heading up to the Punch Line. No joke here, just the line past which you talk with punches. But then he gives an offer.

'You don't know how much we're betting on this, buddy. I can cut you $500 and be glad with it. Heck, it's a girl like Iwona, I can give you $2,000, and I'd be glad. Don't be so ready to punch, dude. What do you think?'

> ... that's not a small amount of money. What think?

>>27662492
>Speaking of, anyone else think it's kind of funny protag bones everything in this quest, but seems nearly phobic of it in Warlord?
whats funny about it. they are two different people living in different worlds.

>>27662492

Different crowd, I think. But over there, no sex and no sol at all. Actually getting a bit bored.

>>27662499
Now we turn our phone on to record mode in our pocket and get him to keep talking.

Then we provide said recording to Iwona and possibly the police.

>>27662499
>2,000 dollars to fuck a girl
Point out that he could hire a really, really good whore with that money, and suggest it would be better spent that way.

>>27662499
Accept, then tell Iwona( so that you can embarrass and beat the shit out of the other guys).

>>27662550
>>27662546
>>27662538
>>27662499
This, keep him talking.

>>27662499
"I am not her pimp. I'll find you if i decide to take your offer."
Seriously share this with Iwona. I she decides to go with it we could probably take 5 grands from this kid, 1 for us 4 for her.
Otherwise, she'll be rid of two fuckers and thats fine too.

>>27662499
What a little shit. Let's punch a dickhead.
Wait, no, can we record him first? Wait until we have a recording, then punch him.

>>27662499
>"You got that kind of cash?"

>>27662538
>>27662546
>>27662550
It'd be easier if we just ripped him off. It's not exactly like he can try to claim he was robbed if it was dirty money trying to roofie a girl for a porno.

See the cash, but Ron's face in, now we've got 2 grand.

>>27662561
I like this. if she wants some easy money then we can both make a nice benefit. either way she'll be rid of two pathetic guys bothering her.

>>27662574
Nah every one is in favor of recording then telling Iwona and either going to the cops or scamming the little shits.
>>27662581
We have to get the other guys, since he siad that 2k means nothing so they have a lot more and they can't say shit because it was a roofie bet money.

>>27662538
I like this. Get him on record. You can then blackmail the little shit. Or just give it to the girl. Either still ends with him fucked

>>27662581
Except doing that would put Iwona off entirely, and therefore be counterproductive.

Record him, show it to Iwona, for her sake, split the cash with her if she wants to blackmail the cash out of him, go to the cops with it if not, either way we end up looking good in her eyes, and earn money 'honorably' which Jo should like.

Do we have our pimp hat with us? We gotta put it on.
WE PIMPIN NOW!

>>27662600
>>27662608
>>27662609
>>27662620
>>27662632
>>27662538
>>27662546
>>27662550
>>27662560
>>27662561

You slip your hand into your pocket, but unfortunately Ron catches you doing it. Damn! 'Take your phone out, please.' Without a choice, you show him your phone so he knows it's not recording anything.

No reason to break a sweat, though. 'Please. You think that for two grand I'd just record your convo? Tell me what you have to say and I'll listen to you. Come on.'

'Well. Next week, right, she's going to be at a friend's house party. And you get close to her, so you'll be there as well. Then we'll all work together, get her in bed, and get some nice photos of her.'

'Who's giving you the money for the bet, exactly?'

'Bunch of friends in school. Come on, Iwona's hot property, look at her.' He grins. 'What say you?'

> cont'd.
> Fuck, he's pretty sharp, this Ron guy. But, wait, so is he working with whoever the other person is? Is Iwona meant to be the butt of things?

>>27662538
>>27662560
Seconding recording the cunt and presenting his cuntitude to the world.

>>27662668
I say we beat the ever loving shit out him now.

>>27662668
I'd be tempted to just tell him to fuck off right now, but that won't deal with the root problem. If we can find out all the people involved, we can deal with them all in one fell swoop.

Still, I leave it up to the other anons, because I'll go either way on this one.

>>27662699
This is why i said, we beat the ever loving fuck out of him for information and money and get joe to help us out here.(the better question is how are we gonna catch the other fuckers.)

>>27662727
If we beat him up here we'll just get problems with the cops, and never be able to come back to this place again, plus if it's just our word against his, Iwona might now believe us.

>>27662668

You get out of the toilet and Iwona grins, leading you out to the bus stop. Only when the bus comes, and you've taken her to the rear corner, do you think it's safe to talk. Since you're squashing her against the corner, though, Iwona thinks she knows your intentions.

Well, she ain't all wrong, is she now? She lets you kiss her arm, her hand and fingers, but stops as you move in for her neck. 'Woah, woah,' she laughs, flopping back against the seat, stretching out.

'Iwona, I saw Ron in the toilet just now. And you won't believe what he asked me to do.'

'Hmm? What?'

Her jaw goes roughly to where her collarbone is as you tell her, and stays there. You can see the tongue piercing, glimmering in her mouth. 'I... what? Are you damned sure?'

'Well, I haven't got anything to gain from telling you if it wasn't, do I?' You poke her firm deltoid. Oh, it is firm, how very enjoyable. 'Not like I'm threatened by him...'

'I... fuck,' she looks down at her hands, suddenly obviously distraught. 'I thought... oh fuck, if Ron's into that, then Greg must be too...'

Oh dear. You move away slightly as she looks up again, eyes already moist. 'Damnit, I thought they were honestly friends. So, what, they were acting all this fucking while?'

> What do/say? You're still on the way to the university park, which is up north, in a rather hilly foresty bit. It's nice.

>>27662754
One is a good friend with strained relationship with another is a stranger shes known for maybe 2 hours.

>>27662754
I think she knows that Ron & Associates are pretty fucking scummy. So long as we're tactful and take it slow I think she'd believe us.

>>27662778
Yeah, those guys are dicks. Let's devise a plan to do something or other.

>>27662808
This, we all have been talking about fucking over the guys and stealing all of their money.

>>27662778
"I dont know how much acting they were staging, but Ron was certainly planning to take and sell your naked pictures. Seriously though, a nice girl like you shouldn't be friends with a fucker like that anyways."

>>27662778
Ron's a cunt, and seems like Greg is too, but it's not too late for her to make some new, better friends.

We need to invite her out with some of our mates, get her a better social circle.

As for their plan, we probably need to find out who else is in on it, otherwise they might try something else later. Then we can deal with them.

Let's not dump too much of this all on her at once though, walk with her a bit, be kind, and try to cheer her up a little.

>>27662838
Maybe don't phrase it like that, phrase it more like making sure they never try this shit again, but yeah.

>>27662778
Hey, it's ok, I tell you what we're going to do, we're going to go to that party, and you're going to act out of it, like I had drugged you, you'll have some mace, I'll bring one of my friends, we'll record the convo.

We'll catch those fuckers, and hey, if they are trash, you don't need to waste your time on them, you can meet some new friends, I'll introduce you around.

Now let's stop wasting the day thinking about this and enjoy the park eh?

>>27662778
>"Sounds like a long con, yeah. What you want to do about it?"

>>27662808
>>27662838
>>27662852
>>27662857
>>27662869
>>27662897

You sigh, debating whether to press on her. Man, she is attractive, but it seems a bit hypocritical to be feeling her up after telling her about those nefarious plans.

Instead you pat her arm. 'Yeah, it seems like it's a long con.'

'It's happened before!' She hisses. 'I can't believe... I thought it was just them being silly and taking out the camera for fun. Well, okay, there was this once when I got absolutely paralytic because someone brought lots of drinks to a party. Next thing I knew - this was before they did the whole fighting over me thing - I was making out with Ron, and then Greg takes out a camera. But then I was still sober enough to tell him to stop it.'

'Dear god,' you say, trying not to say that it seems she has pretty bad taste in friends. 'Well, looks like you need a new social circle, is what you need...'

But then Iwona looks up and looks at you, and this time her grey eyes catch the sunlight and seem to gleam with anger. 'No, man, I need to fuck them over, properly. They're both rich fucks from Solestar.'

'What, really?' Solestar is the country that surrounds the City and used to rule it. About 45 years ago there was secession, and a big war, and Solestar has always been a bit hostile to you. For pretty good reason, you'd say. 'But why're you worrying about that, you're Polish.'

'Point,' she rolls her eyes. 'But damn, we need to get back at them.'

> Damn, looks like it's get to planning time.
> Or do you want to actually work on Iwona first? Admit your ulterior motives, you.

>>27662988
"Personally, I'm a fan of the good ol' month long hospitalization method."

>>27662988
>> Damn, looks like it's get to planning time.
>> Or do you want to actually work on Iwona first? Admit your ulterior motives, you.
Why not both?

>>27662988
>"Sure. How?"

>>27663037
Boring and short sighted, hit them where it hurts, in the pockets and with jail time.

I'm sure Iwona would like her loans paid off, and we could use some rent money.

> Currently frying up a little supper. Continue discussing, I will type as the onions soften.

> Fuck, they're softening!

>>27662988
> Damn, looks like it's get to planning time.
> Or do you want to actually work on Iwona first? Admit your ulterior motives, you.

Both?

Make it clear that you're up for helping her get her revenge, then go out to the park with her and have some fun, plan afterwards.

>>27662988
"We can think of something, for now lets get your mind focused somewhere else"

>>27662988
for planning see
>>27662869

>>27663037
>>27663039
>>27663044
>>27663064
>>27663069
>>27663084

You consider pummelling Ron into a pulp, but what would be the fun in merely doing that? Also, what would be the fun in getting a beautiful woman out to plot revenge? You can do that later.

'Well... I'm up for helping you get revenge,' you say, leaning close to her ear.

'That's nice to know,' she breaks into a smile again, turning to look at you. 'So... what's your catch then?'

'Oh, distrusting me of all people?'

'I've met you for like two hours,' she says. But despite the short acquaintance, she leans forward and allows you to trail your fingers round her neck and between her shoulders, up to her shoulderblades. So very shapely.

You're just about to do a little more when she lunges forward to ring the bell, and then leads you off the bus, slightly dazed. What a beautiful day! How gorgeous! And Iwona's here too, which is a bonus.

'Man, where should we go?'

You can see that to your right is a forested area, while straight on, at the edge of the forest, is a lake. Behind and to your left is the park field, leading down to Leopold itself. Since it's a sunny day, it's dotted with students enjoying a day out in the sun, in various states of undress.

Maybe you should come here yourself one day, to see if you can get lucky...

> Where go?
> And what do once you get there? Ideas welcome.

>>27663253
Go to lakeside.

>>27663253
Check out the lake

>>27663253
Go to the lake, hold her in our lap and give her a nice back massage while chatting, ask her if she'd like us to introduce her to some of our mates, get some new friends.

>>27663341
We don't really HAVE any m8s, bruh. The only even possible male acquaintance dates back from the first thread where we wanted to fuck his boypussy. We haven't said anything to him since he didn't want to bang Protagonist.

We need more friends.

>>27663361
We have mates, it's just that they're all women, and we're banging most of them.

>>27663361
Bethany Alexis Erica Jo.

They liked us enough to let us screw them, they like us enough to be considered mates.

>>27663361
I seem to recall way back when we were deciding what our protagonist did in college, it was said that this would, amongst other things, affect what sort of old friends might appear.

>>27663396
>>27663384
That's not really mates, mate.

>>27663341
>>27663361

> Wait, who is this you're talking about? You're not talking about Jo, are you?

>>27663288
>>27663301

You nod towards the lake, and Iwona claps. 'What, are you a mind-reader or something? That's like my favourite part of the park!'

'I think-' but before you can finish your snarky remark, she's jogged off. How has she suddenly become so cheerful? She was down just, three minutes ago! You can never understand teenagers, and she's probably like, 19.

You run after her, all the way as she reaches the lake and runs around it, only catching up with her as you approach the forest. Hair flying everywhere, legs opening wide strides, Iwona turns to see you coming.

'Aiee!' She yells, and laughs. You run past two joggers and a couple of suntanners, notice the Pedalos on the lake...

> How to stop her, Protagonist?

>>27663407
There was two people we texted, one of which was bethany.

>>27663384
>>27663396
"Friends with benefits," and "mates," don't really overlap, at least in my opinion.

>>27663402
We rolled for some social circles. As I recall they were pretty narrow and not very deep, but I don't really remember. Worth checking our phone contacts, I suppose. Maybe there's a ChemBuddy who's working on something big off the dole.

>>27663402

Yes, I know. There were rolls made as well.

Your social circle was pretty narrow - you had many vague acquaintances, many of whom you saved from falling out of pub windows or into the path of traffic. Alternatively you were punching them and they were punching you back.

Friends though, not too many, and many of them have left the CIty. You do still remember a few though, and they're bros. Well you think they're bros. Haven't seen most of them in like two months. It's been a pretty bad stretch of unemployment that only looked up recently, man.

>>27663407
Pedalos?

>>27663446

Paddle boats.

>>27663432
What about jo?

>>27663407

Grab her and seat her on our lap somewhere quiet. Give her back rub.

>>27663484
I'm not sure.

>>27663433
Who do we have in our phone contacts/facespace friends?

>>27663527

Right now, off the top of your head:

> Andrew is one of your classmates in chem who's gone off to work for an engineering firm (or he was, last you heard).
> Boris was the chairman of the Pub Crawl Society, one of the most beery people of Russian descent you know. He's working in a marketing firm or something now.
> Philip was a bro who helped you build your microbrewery. You don't really know where he's gone.

> You don't have many female friends, to be honest; it's a bit more about the sexual aspect than anything else for you, so the relationships didn't tend to last.

> Okay, what do with Iwona? Back to the present!

>>27663626

Grab her, hug from behind, find a bench.

>>27663626
Neat.

>Run Iwona down and relax on the lake shore.

>>27663659
this.

>>27663507
>>27663647
>>27663659

> Also, just to say - best way to look for new friends, or new targets, is to actively seek them out. Which you have plenty of time to do, being free with your winning personality. And rather battered face.

> Roll d100.

Rolled 73

>>27663711
> Roll d100.
what for?

Rolled 55

>>27663711

rollan

Rolled 52

>>27663711

Rolled 3

>>27663711

Rolled 47

>>27663711

it is time

Rolled 3

>>27663711
Best of 5?

>>27663745

> 73: Good for you.

Running just a bit behind her, and hoping this doesn't make her fall over, you reach out and grab her shoulder, and she lets out a loud Whoop as she turns around, attempting to keep her footing.

Luckily for her, she manages it, except she ends up turning full circle and barrelling into you. Your right foot slips on something, and you only just manage to avoid falling completely on your back, sitting back with Iwona's head in your chest. She's laughing, and reaches up to slap your shoulder.

'Shouldn't have done that!'

'Yeah maybe... morning,' you nod to a team of four, jogging down the track. Ooh, look at the legs on that leading girl. Nice.

After the two of you pick yourselves up, you manage to find a quiet, moss-grown park bench right by the lake, hidden from the path by a copse of holly trees. Ow. Ow, fuck, those fucking leaves! You sit down, and Iwona sits next to you, before turning around and then lying on her back on the rather wet, cold bench, her head in your lap.

'Ooh, is that a pebble or are you just really happy?' She says, settling down. Her legs hang over the handrest of the bench, that's how long - well, tall - she is. You see her chest rising and falling gently. There's something that's rising and not falling, though.

> What do? Lay out thine moves.

>>27663886
>That feel when I'm applying for jobs as an unemployed bum while I cry internally as I play Unemployment Quest. I want this :'(

>"I am more of a show than tell sort of guy."

>>27663886
Just gimme a minute, little guy's had a lot of work these last few days.

>>27663927
>That feel when I'm applying for jobs as an unemployed bum while I cry internally as I play Unemployment Quest. I want this :'(

Funnily enough, just as I started following this quest, I finally ended a very long stint of unemployment.

>>27664056
>>27663927
>>27663931

'Did you just call it a pebble?' You say. 'It'll be the pillar of Gilgamesh in a bit, all right? Have patience.'

'What, is yours an energy saving cock?' Iwona laughs, her body jerking as she does so. She laughs like she's coughing, a rather odd but cute sound. She also *does* speak the English language *perfectly*, the little devious girl. 'Is there anything I can do to help?'

'Hmm. Well, for one...' you reach for the shoulder of her white tank top and ease it off, revealing a black bra strap. Iwona smiles calmly as you trace little circles around there, moving down, feeling the flesh become more yielding as you reach the top of her breasts. Meanwhile she's reaching down and slowly rolling up her top, revealing her belly inch by inch.

She *is* pretty good at teasing, it turns out. You see her pierced navel, then she stops there and looks down at your hand, poised to slip under her bra. 'I see the pillar's building,' she says. 'Quick, make it go faster!'

You pssssht, but then oblige. Oh, this is lovely. You look up and see the pedalos moving by leisurely; no one seems to have noticed you, sitting and gently kneading a girl's right tit while she undoes her jeans slowly.

> What do next?

>>27664091
Blow your load too quickly in an embarrassing way

>>27664153
If she tells anyone, we'll say she's a slut.

>>27664091

Pull her up, hold close, make out.

>>27664091
Lean down and kiss her

>>27664056
I've been out of the game for about a month and a half or two now. Hated working retail sales. Commission only? Fucking sham.

I wish Protagonist's patron saint and protecting divine power would bless me. I need inspiration to finish a TV pilot.

>>27664091
Take things slow and tease her right back, may as well enjoy ourselves.

Rolled 15

>>27664091
Lean and kiss her navel, play around with your tongue a bşt around the piercing. Ask if she has any other piercings.

>>27664091
>That teasey bitch. Fine, men can be a tease and foreplay too. I think.

>>27664153

fucking this if we are such a fucking god of fucking why arent we a pornstar then?

>>27664243
>>27664205
>>27664206
>>27664175
>>27664153
>>27664209
>>27664228
>>27664232

You struggle to take things slowly as you glimpse a hint of her red, lace panties. Huh, mismatched underwear, not that it's a problem at all. Iwona's skin is rather moist now from the run, and as you continue playing with her, moving around so you can pinch her nipple, she gasps and arches her back.

'So that's your weak spot,' you say, pinching again to make sure.

Iwona's hands reach for you, but besides your face and legs you gently deny her. She's rubbing her cheek against the bulge in your pants. 'No fair,' she finally says after a while, 'let me touch you properly!'

You wonder if this is the place to be touching anyone properly. Then again, given your hand's been having a lovely time with her, maybe it's a little late to be wondering.

Withdrawing your hand, you pull her into an upright position, leaning against your legs and facing you. Her lips are slightly agape, and she tongues you aggressively while you caress her tummy, feel the piercing. She's using her tongue piercing as a weapon, you swear!

> What do now? Her legs are half out of the jeans now. You're out in public, which is a bit exciting, but...

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>>27664372
>fucking this if we are such a fucking god of fucking why arent we a pornstar then?
Because all the people who are good at fucking are porn stars and only porn stars are good at fucking. Right? RIGHT?
No, wrong.

>>27664429

how many people do you fucking know that fucks 5 people regularily

yeah i didnt fucking think so

>>27664422
>You're out in public
>What do now?
Like hell we'll pass this chance. Unzip and go on playing a bit then get to fucking. Sit her on our lap facing us, unzipped pants and pulled aside panties are more than good enough for public fun.

>>27664422
I still vote for the premature blowing thing.
Being in public is way too exiting for us to handle.

>>27664487
Does it have to be consensual?

>>27664487
Everybody in this thread's mum.

>>27664487
Do the people have to be alive?

>>27664532
Oh snap.

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>>27664532
That's not cool anon.

>>27664422
Maybe suggest going somewhere a little more private, it would be kind of dumb after what just happened if one of Ron's asshole friends wanders past and take pics.

Don't actually mention Ron though, since that'll ruin the mood.

>>27664532
It hurts because it's true.

>>27664577

This. We get her a bit more horny, then ask. Is her dorm nearby?

>>27664521
>>27664532
>>27664543

>muhsidesmufugga.jpg

>>27664490
go with the public. you have to take your chance when you have it. we are an unemployed bum, not like we have a rep to ruin by this.

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>>27664622
>>27664577
>>27664490
>>27664501

'Mmm,' after a while Iwona manages to pull away a little, panting as she stares at you, eyes bright with lust. Her hands are already lifting your shirt almost to the neck now, running up and down your torso; meanwhile your free hand is jammed between her thighs. As you move it up and down, against her body, Iwona's breathing quickens. 'Should... wait wait wait.'

'Okay.' Both of you stop your hands. 'You were saying?'

'Should... uh...' you peck her on the lips, then she pushes you back. 'No, no, I remember now. We... go to dorm, maybe?'

'Uh... okay, okay. Let's.' You get dressed, shakily, trying to stuff your bayonet back into the underpants. To be honest, the way it's leaking, you're not sure you'll be at full potential today, but... Iwona pulls up her pants, points in the direction of a building, and the two of you begin walking around the lake.

It is a tense walk. For some reason you think that if you stopped to talk you would jump her, and then you'd be rolling about in the gravel while people crowded round to watch. Is that a bad thing? Well, you don't feel like trying it out today yet.

But then you get into the building, a lakeside dorm, and you ask Iwona what floor it is. 'Three,' she says, and begins peppering your neck with kisses. You turn around and soon you're slamming each other against the walls, doing some heavy tongue fighting and caressing.

NO ONE AT THE LIFT! You almost thought it'd be certain someone would catch you... quickly she leads you into the room, opens the door, and you can hear what's going on.

'Uh, ah, ah, ohh, ohhh! Now! Now!'

'Need another place,' Iwona says, closing the door. 'Uh...'

> Where go? Toilet, Kitchen, Lift, somewhere else?

>>27664715
Actually, we have a rep. but it's a rep where if we're seen sucking face with a hottie Pole girl on a park bench, it goes up, not down.

>>27664715

Ah, didn't see your vote...

>>27664785
Bathroom, obviously. This show stall's currently occupado, amigo

>>27664785
Roof ? Still open space but more private.

>>27664785

Kitchen, please.

>>27664785
Most dorms these days have a little tech room that's completely abandoned.
Great place to fuck.

>>27664849

This sounds good.

Or >>27664830

>>27664803
>>27664828
>>27664830
>>27664849
>>27664869

'Uh...' fuck, you can't really think in your current state. 'Roof?'

'No, it's got ladder, and door locked...' is Iwona reverting to Polish accent in times of arousal? Anyway. 'Um... how about toilet?'

'Kitchen!' You pull her along, walking past one guy who says hello to Iwona and is completely ignored. But then halfway to the kitchen Iwona spots a door and wrenches it open, pulling you in along with her.

It's a small, bare room, with a computer on a desk and a server rack and a closet. And as of now, a shapely girl locking the door with one hand while undoing her bra with the other. Finally she turns around. Her breasts are actually relatively small for her size, heaving as she embraces you and pulls your shirt away while you apply yourself to her.

'You do like them, eh?' She says, then shimmies a little to jiggle them. Already she's working your trousers off. Urgh, it's so filled up it's aching now...

> What do, Protagonist!

>>27664981

Give her the D.

>>27665005
And the P too. Maybe even a little of the C.

>>27664981

Tease. We shall see who is better at driving who up the wall.

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>>27665058
Why are we rubbing our prostate and clavicle against her?

>>27665117
>Implying it's not a pinky and a ...something else.

>>27665131
Well if we were a woman it could be a clitoris, but there aren't many body parts that start with C.

>>27665149
Chin

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>>27665176
It's perfect.

>>27665117
>>27665131
>>27665149
>>27665176
>>27665005
>>27665058
>>27665060

> You people have never heard of the Technique of the Chin and the Pelermann's Glands? Weaklings!

Remembering how she teased you, however, you try hard to control your breathing and contain yourself, even as you move her to sit on the computer desk and manage to work her jeans off, showing her legs. Bloody hell, they go on forever, long and toned and smooth.

'My god,' you mutter, and she leans back, panting and smiling.

You get on your knees and then begin caressing her legs, planting kisses along the inside of her thighs, almost up there, and then drawing away again. Hands stretched up for her torso, her slightly callused hands, as she sits up and tries to get to you. 'Oi! Let me... get you...' she gasps.

'N-no...' your protest is rendered moot as she pulls you up bodily, jumping to her feet as well, the two of you locked in a struggle of mutual arousal.

> Roll d100. You have a disadvantage, due to exhaustion from previous days.

Rolled 88

>>27665220
>inb4 1

>>27665220
>Chin and the Pelermann's Glands
>Google it.
>Turns some japanese sites.
>It allmakes sense now.

>>27665245
I'm good with taking dubs.

Rolled 21

>>27665220
Our dick must be hating us for the overworking we're giving it.

Rolled 69

>>27665245
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 88/8

Rolled 16

>>27665220
>Disadvantage
>Sex
Never for the unemployed.

Rolled 100

>>27665245

Come on!

>>27665313
Aaaaaaaaaaaand everyone stop rolling.

>>27665313
I was wrong, I'm better with a 100. Truly, we are His favorite son.

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>>27665313
woot WOOT

>>27665313

Alright, who made that sacrifice of 100 virgins to Descartes?

>>27665398
>>27665313
>>27665349
>>27665361
>>27665370

> Well, what can one say?
> 100 vs. whatever: Critical!

For a while the result of your little contest seems to hang in the balance, as you giggle and chuckle and kiss while trying to pull each other's pants off. Iwona slams you against the metal closet and manages to pull your boxers down to your knees, laughing as she headbutts your stomach, and-

Bloody hell! Your mind blanks out as you feel not a finger, but a tongue, run along it. Then again, the whole room bursting into fireworks. Your knees go weak and you see Iwona, arms around your back, giving you an evil grin.

'Face it, you lose!'

'No, I- oh fuck!' She runs the piercing along it this time, and you fall to your knees, feeling her kiss your forehead while her hands go for the kill.

And that's when you counterattack.

> cont'd.

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>>27665313
FIFTH ROLL
Hope it still counts even though it was unlinked.

>>27665490

Before her hands can get to you, you push forward, face pressing into Iwona's body as you reach to pull the skimpy, soaked undergarment off her. Your push also makes her stumble backwards, yelping as she falls back against the desk with a loud thump, and in the moment you work her panties off one leg, revealing her to you in her full glory. Unlike Jo, she shaves, and cleanly, so it is a glistening mound you approach.

'Are you all right?' You look up, already holding one of Iwona's legs down and the other open.

'Yeah, I- oh, damnit, no-' for the second time in a few hours you are working on someone with your laughing gear, feeling her struggle and writhe as you win the competition. No way she can get to you this time!

Soon Iwona surrenders to the inevitable. She has one leg over your shoulder, hands tangled in your hair, and then your face gets crushed against her womanhood as her whole body tightens around you. There's a slight disadvantage here - she happens to be rather loud, and while you savour her spasms, her cries of pleasure must be audible from outside...

> Damn... stop... let's go... elsewhere...
> Let them come if they want! Damn le torpedoes!

>>27665691
>Let them come if they want! Damn le torpedoes!
I feel like I could make a "If you build it" joke here.

>>27665691
>Tank top into mouth
>???
>Enjoy second meal in peace.

>>27665691

Stay. Use hands. Then D.

Iwona will have a proper good time.

>>27665868
Can't use the D since we have no Cs.

I think. Maybe we do, but we haven't bought any.

>>27665889
We haven't been using c's thus far, flame on!

>>27666102
We also haven't been blowing loads into girls, so there's that to consider too.

Maybe she's into the back door?

>>27666122
Back door sounds nice, polish chicks love that shit right?

>>27665743
>>27665789
>>27665868
>>27665889

As Iwona's legs eventually loosen around you, you go off to grab her white tank top, then head back for her. She is just backed against the closet, and squeals in laughter before accepting the gag.

Standing against the closet, one leg again draped over your shoulder as you sit comfortably, she teases you, sliding up and down out of reach, leaving you to lap at her before finally letting you have her again. As you massage her hips and legs, paying close attention to her thighs, it does not take long before she begins her muffled shrieking again, her weight bearing down on you as her body relaxes and crumples onto you.

You sit back to allow her to sit in your lap, up against your stiffness, and she kisses you lazily before sliding off and clambering up on the table to get to her feet. You turn to see her back exposed to you, those long, still slightly weak legs, and wonder if you should go for it a third time.

> What do? Call it a day? Or continue?
> Iwona is a picture of sweaty, hair-matted, doe-eyed exhaustion currently. You're feeling fine. But she hasn't admitted defeat, you don't think.

>>27666176

Also, if go for it, submit your battle plans. No battles without plans. The plan is key to the battle.

Incidentally, just to make you feel a little *less* aroused*, you notice a photo of the tech guy you must have knocked onto the floor. No, he's not hideous in any way, just decently dressed and slightly bearded in a way that suggests he would be very disappointed if he knew what uses his office was being put to.

>>27666176
Continue, give her the d in the a till she admits defeat.

>>27666176
It's not called sword fighting because we're laying bricks. Get in there, champ, and really give her what for!

>>27666243

This! Use our hands, I'm not sure about go in the back.

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>>27666432
>That name

>>27666176
We never surrender! For our battle plan we already know her weakness. Gentlemen, we go for the nips! Combine that with some other stimulation and she will be defeated!

>>27666176
We never surrender! For our battle plan we already know her weakness. Gentlemen, we go for the nips! Combine that with some other stimulation and she will be defeated!

Gentlemen, to victory! Onwards!

>>27666488
>>27666466
What is up with my posting today? Also the name was from when I was browsing another board. Sorry, damn post memory

>>27666450
>>27666466
>>27666218
>>27666243
>>27666266

You clamber after her and place a hand on her lovely, rounded bottom - one of the first things you noticed about her this morning. Except this time you get to notice it a lot more closely and admiringly.

'Wait, wait, oh man,' Iwona pants as you get to your feet again, press down against her back. She's shrinking between her arms, as if trying to curl up, while your hands linger around her unprotected underbelly, making her twitch.

'You still haven't admitted defeat!'

'I'm not defeated!' Her arms splay out and she begins laughing, and you know exactly what she's asking for by refusing surrender. 'I'm not defeated, and you can't- ah!'

Pressing your face to hers as one hand clutches her hip and the other delves, you can feel the heat, the wetness, the trembling. As Iwona begins giving little squeaks, moving her hips against you, your left hand slides upwards to cup her.

'One... last chance!' You say while licking the sweat off Iwona's face, along with what probably is a bit of make-up. 'Tap out!'

Her response is to reach around and grab your tool in a true sign of resistance. But already her squeaks are becoming yelps, and as you begin working on her nipples as well she begins outright yelling, so that you have to kiss her to muffle her. Her hand grips your shoulder, and as she goes over the edge those fingers carve trails into you.

You ride her sensations for a long while before reluctantly moving off her; and she slumps to sit on her feet, before sprawling out on the probably rather dirty floor, naked and covered in sweat and fluids. You sit beside her.

'Okay. Okay. I lost,' she murmurs.

You don't have much time to savour the victory, for soon you hear someone thumping on the door. Iwona's eyes widen, but she's too shagged, simply breathing and fidgeting sexily on the floor.

> What do? Next post will be last.

>>27666660
>"OCCUPIED, GO AWAY"

>>27666660
"Dave's not here, man!"

Rolled 45

>>27666660
"Unless your selling mint chocolate chip cookies I'm not buying what your selling!"

>>27666762
I would totally let someone watch me have sex for a mint chocolate chip cookie.

>>27666707
>>27666730
>>27666762

It takes you three seconds to compose your breathing, and you haven't even *done* anything. 'Are you the Girl Scouts selling mint chocolate chip cookies?!'

'Uh, no, I-'

'Then fuck off! Room's occupied! The techie's not-'

*click*! To his credit - or maybe he's just done this so many times before - the tech guy merely opens the door a little, and doesn't bother to peek in. As you sit there mortified and in the nude, he kindly informs you to get dressed and get out, and asks if you broke the table.

Oh, so that is why there's so much duct tape and some nails around one side of the table - the side where you finger Iwona, incidentally. 'No, table's fine.'

'I'll be back in a minute.'

A minute later, the two of you walk past the techie and shuffle towards Iwona's room. She looks an utter mess, slouched and cross-eyed and sweaty and unkempt, sighing as she opens the door to find a single condom lying on the floor.

'At least it's not used,' she murmurs. You'd totally do her even in her current state, you think. You sit on what is clearly her bed, since it says IWONA on the pillowcase, and she sits next to you, leaning her whole weight on you.

'What was it we were planning again? Starts with R.'

'Rutting.'

'No, done that. OH. Revenge. Ron.' She gives a burst of slow laughter. 'Do you want me to finish you off or something?'

> And that's it for this thread. Thanks everyone for playing!
> Suggestions, questions, comments etc. welcome, as always.

>>27666984

> Also, just as a reminder:
> Money: $795
> You haven't gone to get the $100 from Tony the barber yet.

> Jo is currently... possibly house-sitting, or somewhere else, you don't know.
> Erica has a lead on that guy you were supposed to shake down.
> You're headed today, at 7 pm, for an open-air cinema patrolling... thing.

>>27666984

Yeah, why not.

We need to make sure we do the fish tanks correctly.

>>27666984
Today was a good day.

Also, its interesting to juxtapose our super-sexuality in this quest with the almost celibate nature of Warlord Quest.

>>27667049
u da best, boss, as always.

Are you using the dollar sign ironically, or is the currency not the pound sterling?