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How do you use cursed items in your games?
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>>28778423
this chicken need more breasts
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The design is pretty clever imo. took me a minute to realize it was bondage.
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I would ride her like a motorbike literary AND figuratively
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>>28778494
Damn, I just saw it too.

That's . . . I'll be in my bunk.
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>>28778423
classic blunder, OP.

Never post an image more erotic than your topic.
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>paladiness in armored bondage as paladin special mount
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>>28778423
The center of mass is too far forward, especially with that saddle, you need to stick a big-ass counterweight where that little stub of a tail is for that design to work properly.
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>>28778680
How else are you to smite while you smite?
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>>28778680
And they say there's no reason to be lawful good.
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>>28778680
Don't be silly. She's clearly a rogue who tried to steal from the paladin and got convinced to atone for it in a way that makes herself useful.
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>>28778680
The real question is, why is she in armored bondage? Did she commit some offense against her order? Is this punishment her atonement? What kind of order disciplines its faithful this way, and how can I join up?
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>>28778694
Most of it is made of aluminum and there's lead in the tail.
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>>28778423
This is a sex thing isn't it?
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>>28778762
Voluntary meditation.
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>>28778694

It's only stable if you mount it
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>>28778806
No, then it would be even more overbalanced.

Of course, you can just wave your hand and say paladinmagic.
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>>28778694
Large inserted counterweights.
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>>28778829
You're really not getting this, are you?
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>>28778423
Is that a saints myth cloth?
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>>28778762
What if it's a rare honor, not punishment?
>heroic paladin lady does well in her order
>earns the chance to become a nameless, faceless mount and obedient boon companion to a new and unsure paladin
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>>28778910
Hmm, could be but that doesn't really scratch my humiliation/degradation fetish
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>>28778843
They'd have to lock into place with the armor to provide stability, though.
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>>28778869
It's a custom mount, what is there to get?

Kidding. Kidding.
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>>28779019
>dragon captures paladin
>gifts her as a mount to one of his kobold servants
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>>28778910
Nah, it's obviously punishment. Probably because she ran away from battle.
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>>28779054
Or to halfdragon son.
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>>28779054
>>28779073
Black dragons, always so cruel....
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>>28778423

Somewhat on-topic, although it's too late, the GMs I roll with typically use cursed items one of three ways

1.) As a reprimand when subtle warnings some kinds of behavior are dumb or bad don't sink in; if you're a dick about the loot, sometimes there's a Girdle and/or Robe of Powerlessness waiting for you when a "c'mon, dude" isn't cutting the mustard.

2.) Adding a little bit of drama when they want us to be on our toes for whatever's around the corner. Curses are great for mini-quests to break them a lot of the time, and the danger's much more dangerous when one or more of our folks is cursed.

3.) Comedy in lighter campaigns. The sky's the limit for the laughs you can mine most curses for if you're creative enough, and /tg/'s threads have proved well enough the Girdle of Opposite Gender in general is comedy gold.
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>>28779073
>barely adolescent half-dragon son
>learns to ride with her as a mount
>learns to ride with her as a mount
>thinks of her as a favorite pet
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>>28779271
>dismount and slap it on the rear as the command for it to go stable itself.
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>>28779294
>long ride
>get bored while traveling
>start idly teasing mount to pass the time
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Now, how to make this a real, mechanically viable mount?

Obviously it should have enchantments, stuff like 'Never get tired'.
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>>28779702
Ring of sustenance, so you don't have to feed it.
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That's actually a pretty clever design.

And puns aside, it looks like it could actually do some serious damage if cock fighting style. Dressed to Kill.

A magical armor that subjects it's owner to bondage in trade for advanced combat prowess? I like it. Even better if the knight is submitting to the armor willingly.
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>>28779702
>>28779721
Armor grants endurance and sustenance. Prevents withering or whatever the term for muscle decay is. Some minor form of armor, maybe DR.

Does it need anything else?
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>>28779271

>Paladin has telepathic bond with her chocoboesque mount, they have adventures together
>Encounter an evil wizard who places a curse on both of them
>The mount turns into a human girl
>The paladin turns into an armored mount
>The wizard escapes in the confusion, thinking he's seen the last of them
>The two set out to hunt the wizard down, the paladin telepathically training her former mount how to be a pally (and how to be human)
>Paladin focuses on maintaining her human personality, eager to turn back, but the mount starts to find she likes being human more than she liked being a bird; still seeks the wizard for the sake of her partner-turned-mentor

Eventually the Paladin gets turned back to normal, but the mount stays a human. They become best friends and partners in the war against evil and take turns mounting each other in private
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>>28779815

Possibly Glamered, so as to reduce the likelihood of random Do-Wells attempting to fix it.

Silence, so the Curse victim cannot communicate their predicament. Silence instead of an anti-Tongues or the like since you can magically discern almost any language, but you can't discern silence.

Possibly have a Symbol of Persuasion Permanency'd on the inside in the skull, or the like.
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>>28779909
More like an immovable rob and a rune of vibration.
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>>28779955

But isn't vibration movement?
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> More like an immovable rob and a rune of vibration.
clang
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>>28779986
Divides by zero.

Orgasms of a devolving star.
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>>28779991
Yeah. That sounds like it would end terribly.
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>>28779850

Thank you anon, this is based.

And also has me wondering why "former animal/object turned human and learning to dela with the human condition" isn't a regular class/race in fantasy settings.
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>>28780036
That sounds like an attack someone would scream in some kind of chinese cartoon.
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>>28780086

Because just as much as "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" is a thing, "BAAAW HYOOMANZ" is one.
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>>28780095

CUNT-STRICTION!
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>>28780086

You'd think that it would be more common, wouldn't you? But usually it seems to be the reverse.

I did have a lot of fun playing a fighter who had originally been a huge, shaggy sheepdog in a low-level campaign once, though. Most of the party just thought he'd taken a few too many hits in the head until his backstory came to light.

I just like the notion of humanity proving infectious to things/animals getting turned into people rather than people getting turned into things/animals for bad ends.
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>>28779850
That's more of a transformation take on things than a bondage one, though, isn't it?
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>>28780345
It's still hot.
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>>28780371
Not as hot as
>>28779054
>>28779073
>>28779271
Though personally I'd like it better without the shota. Also >subjective call
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I get the sneaking suspicion that this wasn't a blunder at all
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>>28780428
I had that since I read the OP.
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Why is she wearing heels? It's not like she's actually going to be walking on her own feet while wearing that.
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>>28779815
>>28779702
>>28779721

Some rough thoughts:

* Counts as mithril full plate armor, but doesn't reduce speed and in fact adds +10 ft to land speed.
* Grants a pair of talon attacks.
* Grants benefits as per a belt of physical might, but with an extra +4 to Strength for determining carrying capacity.
* Grants a bonus to jumping with Acrobatics.
* Wearer is a valid target for Ride and gives riders a +5 circumstance bonus.
* The compulsions of the armor mean the wearer can be targeted by Handle Animal checks as though an animal with an Intelligence of 2. The wearer has no limit on the number of tricks that can be taught.
* Once worn, the wearer can't willingly remove the armor (even if they somehow got the opportunity to). It has to be removed by someone else.
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>>28780511
Convenient spot to hook/strap things to.

>>28780424
>dragon captures paladin
>keeps her as a pet
>rides her into town in human form to show off how pointless it is to fight him or her
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>>28779067
>you're so good at running? Try running while you're carrying a REAL knight.
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>>28780543
>pays attention to her for a few weeks before handing her off to a servant/minion/scion because she's not even worth his time
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>>28780523
>tfw realizing I could actually get away with this
somebody stop me
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>>28780560
Become a /d/m. Run a /d/&d game.

Otherwise fullstop, rewind everything back to zero.
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>>28780560
Do it.
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>>28780558
>party comes across merchant with strange mount for sale
>"oh, I don't know what the deal with her is but she seems to like the treatment"
>the armor keeps her from being able to object or be disobedient
>party buys her and uses her as a pack mule
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>>28780771
I don't know. A dragon wouldn't sell her off completely. He'd like to be able to check in on how she's suffering every now and then.
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>>28780591
My group is already precariously close to ERP territory, it wouldn't take much effort to get them to roll with it.
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>>28780814
Sounds like you don't need help, then.
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>>28780797
'Gift' her to a local village where she ends up pulling plows and hauling things and used for 'practice' by the village boys, so he can check in on her at any time?
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>>28780984
I like the idea of gifting her to a son better. A mount for his halfbreed son to learn to ride on, a pet to learn to take care of, and so on.
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>leave her tied in a pasture with the other mounts
>some of them are in mating season
>unable to say or do anything
>when her owner gets back, cum is dripping out of the rear hole in the armor
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>>28781188
Such is the hazardous life of the lady paladin.
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Goddamn this entire thread is making me want to do... things.

Thingy things, filled with things, and lady paladins, and things.
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>>28781582
you have a portrait now. Get on f-list like hte rest of the scum.
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>>28781582
Is that a problem?
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>>28781670
It works for other things too.

Evil sorceress servant of the dragon that's failed it one too many times? I bet even you won't fail this!
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>>28781768

So then, has the generalized theme of this thread become humiliating, more than passingly sexual punishments to bestow upon one's enemies? In the end, I think we have wandered a little too far from the cursed item discussion to turn back now.
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>>28781551
I wonder what's worse, animal companion dick or orc dick.
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>>28781874

Orcs are worse, always.
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>give halfdragon son fancy mount
>9 months later
>quarterdragon babies running around

yes.
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>>28781874
Animal companion, because once she's mounted like that no normal humanoid can compare again, much to her own shame and embarrassment.
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>>28781874
Well, with the mount-armor, she has the advantage that the animals have to go one at a time in her vag. If she was just a regular adventurer captured by orcs, she'd be getting it in the mouth, pussy, and ass all at once.
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When I use them, I tend to give a subtle warning, like "you can sense magic coming from the boots but you aren't sure what it is", and if they examine further, they might find that it's cursed, but if they just put them on, they may be stuck with some shitty boots until they have their feet amputated or have the curse removed by a wizard or something.
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>>28781670

I don't really have anyone to do such things with, is the most major problem.
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>>28781945
Yessss.
>>28781920
Yessss.


Yessssss.
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>>28780257

People always forget that "Polymorph Any Object" says you can turn ordinary objects into people.

You can turn a pebble into a girl for uh.. whatever reason you want.
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>>28781945

And I usually have to /d/ for my lady-boners. It's like classic /tg/ again.
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>>28782298
how do you feel about little quarter dragons running around after being with the half dragon for a while?
and how do you feel about egglaying
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>>28781920
>>28780345
>>28782140
...this reminds me of an idea with a zoo stocked with monstergirls as mates for rare magical creatures.

Bird-girl paired with giant magic eagle or rare gold chocobo, and so on.
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>>28782237

I prefer turning girls into other girls
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>>28781920
>complains he needs a new mount while is current one is too pregnant to ride
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>>28782401

Template abuse is an abomination that ruins countless good games of D&D.

So long as the eggs hatch into abominations read to seed other females, or even their own mother - I'm good
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>>28782539
ruins? or makes better?
of course the eggs will hatch into your little abominations.
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>>28778423
>cursed
You don't use cursed items. That's the only thing that should be obvious.
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>>28782576
From this thread, it's clear some people want to.
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>>28782617
>>28782576
>cursed riding bridle
>drug paladin
>put her in it
>sell to dragon
>check back later and see quaterdragons running around and a very pregnant mount

Cursed items are best
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>>28782562

I'm talking template stacking specifically. Not a honest female mage accidentally mind-wiping herself and gaining the "Brainless" template, allowing her to be treated and behave as a mindless creature while retaining her (trapped) intelligence score
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>>28779067
Would explain the chicken resemblance.
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>>28782641
It sounds like what would fit better is a template that allows the creature it's applied to to be handled with Handle Animal regardless of Intelligence.

That's cuter, anyway, because it lets her try to object but have to comply anyway with a command given to her or a Handle Animal roll.
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>>28782636
>not having an ironically appropriate ending where the rogue who did it to the paladin gets captured by the dragon and given the same treatment herself after trying to steal from the dragon
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>>28782721
>>28782636
>>28782473
It writes itself.jpg
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>>28782706

email is in the email field

I very much appreciated your post on a very physical, moisture related, level
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>>28782721
that ending is both acceptable and encouraged, but deserves its own detailed pregnancy and labour and egghatching greentexts.
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>>28778423
I use mildly frustrating/inconveniencing effects, coupled with benecial effects. That way they

>Item of Gender Swapping & (relevant stat) +4
They get the +4 enhancement to their relevant stat, but they also get gender-swapped.
>Map of Lengthy Detours
This map shows the correct path to any desired location from your current one. However, it shows a path that is at least 1.5x as long in distance and/or duration than the fastest way possible, but it still gets you there. Also, it does take environmental hazards into account and avoids them (it won't lead you through a swamp filled with poisonous gas). But it doesn't take animal/humanoid/monster dangers into account.
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>>28782745
Nah, it should end there, to the reader latch him/her fantasies on the rogue.

>mfw you get fantasies pf being a female paladin for... science..
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>>28782793
can the rogue start male, but get cursed female, leading to the dragon kidnapping and mounting scenario?
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>>28782745
>the pair of them hitched up to a cart next to each other once the halfdragon is grown enough that just one can't easily bear his weight
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>>28782771
>>28782814

Using the above, we can always say the rogue gets gender swapping item that has a boost on something that helps him to steal from the dragon.
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>>28782771

You have the right idea. This is how cursed items should be handled.

Like say- a cloak that grants a powerful sanctuary spell to the wearer but when activated, the wearer is magically compelled to drop down on all fours, press their face into the ground, arch their back, spread their ankles and say how pathetic and worthless they are for being unable to fight for the duration of the effect.
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>>28782852
boosted CHA and boosted DEX both lead to sexy results.
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>>28782859
Too blatant.
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>>28778423
I only use magical items if they are fun or relevant to the plot. Players can buy +1-+3 weapons but they are more regarded as super-high quality than magical as such. Also, I am very open to items which give fun or unique abilities but which does not intrinsically improve the power level of the character.

In exchange, I am reasonable with the encounters they face and dont buff up enemies more than they need to be. Then again, we play for the story and to have a great evening with mates rather than "to win" so there is that I suppose. Also, I always cook for my players because its just nicer that way.
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>>28782899
>>28782838
>be rogue
>try to steal from dragon
>put on cursed item that makes you a girl more flexible than you have ever been
>get captured
>get bonded to mount contraption
>get stretched further than you ever naturally were meant to by dragons
>your children play with the paladin's children while you haul wood
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>>28782852
There's always the option of turning into a particularly attractive kobold female to aid in infiltration.
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>>28782956
>>28782956
For instance, stuff in https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mnkrrl6q8ixonm2/Ni_z2UmcGo is awesome because it is more about the flavour than the effect. Stuff like

>Hearth Sword
>An otherwise unremarkable longsword that when stuck into the ground causes a shelter to assemble itself around where it was stuck. The style and stability of the structure depends on where the sword was stuck: a log shack in the woods, a sand castle on the beach, etc. The entire process takes about an hour to complete and remains even after the sword is removed.
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>>28783002
or

>Bloodrose
>Blood Roses are a kind of roses which grow only in the most remote groves. They are extremely hardy and very rarely blossom but when they do they are beautiful beyond compare.
>Their extremely sturdy nature extends even to their leaves and a non-educated observer would easily mistake them for a very small wooden spear of sorts. That is until they have blossomed.
>The blood rose rarely blossoms though and when it does, it happens in seconds. The known way to make Blood Roses to blossom is by sprinkling them with blood. As soon as blood has hit the blood rose, it will be absorbed by the woody exterior and the head of the rose will expand and unfold in all its glory within seconds. Onlookers describe it as one of the most beautiful flowers they have ever seen, were it not in the particular circumstance.
>The hardy exterior of the bloodrose is so tough that it can even pierce metallic armor and nimble herbalists risk the harsh thorns of the blood rose to attach arrow feathers and carve knocks into them, making them into gruesome arrows which will expand violently upon entering their victim, shredding the innards of any creature unfortunate enough to be hit by it.
>While not specifically magical in nature, blood rose arrows are only handled by the most skilled or foolhardy of magicians or herbalists and it is very rare to find them outside shops which deal in such rarities.
Realizing his enemies used Bloodrose Arrows, King Gorvald ordered the slaughter of 50 cows, gathered their blood and sprayed it all over the enemy archers, rending their bloodrose arrows useless as they all flourished that point.

really adds to the world and the story rather than just MUH POWAHS!
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>>28782867
>Male macho redheaded rogue uses a gender swapping belt that gives +4 char
>Turns into a petite redhead girl with freckles and violet eyes, but doesn't matter, the job will be done, and you will discard it after.
>After dungeonering on the black dragon lair, a unlucky slip on a golden coin on his chambers, the dragon gets on your trail, hunting you at the corridors
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>magical compulsion to obey
Meh, prefer allowing but punishing disobedience (small electric shock or similar) and encouraging/rewarding obedience (small electric shock or similar).
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>>28781582

Well, I took some advice and made an f-list If, an, anyone is interested, it's in the e-mail field. I'll be on the chat for awhile.
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>>28783104
I like this too.
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>Paladin and rogue get into catfight
>rogue decides to get rid of goody-twoshoes once and for all
>tricks her into getting caught by dragon
>satisfied that that's dealt with

>dragon hands paladinmount off to son
>nine months later, son complains that paladinmount doesn't really work as a mount right now, needs a different one to ride while paladin is lewdly pregnant
>dragon remembers mindreading about rogue from when paladin was being trained
>hires rogue through proxy to raid own lair
>catches rogue
>suits her up, all the while putting paladin through her currently limited paces to show rogue exactly what's going to happen to her
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>>28783000
>tries to steal treasure
>accidentally ends up as favored concubine
>realizes she likes it and it means never having to worry about wealth again
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>>28783283
yessss
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So two weeks ago /tg/'s big focus was Polymorph, then Cursed Polymorph. Now we're onto other Cursed gear?

Fair enough, I guess. Also: Baldur's Gate, cursed item. Melicamp fucks with it, gets turned into a Hen and the cursed item teleports itself to a new owner.
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>>28783283
Dammed be you anon...

Now I need to make a female rogue on F-list...
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>>28783283
>all the while putting paladin through her currently limited paces
This is my favorite part, because it implies both lots've thorough show-horse training for the paladin... and the paladin herself doing her utmost to emphasize how well trained she is as sort of indirect revenge on the rogue.
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>>28783390
yes. That and she
can't do it very well because of how pregnant she is
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>>28783384
Wow.

If I can inspire that, maybe I should be making one too.
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>>28783432
>head droops in shame that she's not very good at it
>halfdragon patpats her and comforts her, then gives her a smack on the ass to direct her to settle down and get some rest
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>>28783539
>settles down on a birdlike nest full of eggs
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>>28780086
>"former animal/object turned human and learning to deal with the human condition"

This is my fetish, and there's very little material on it.

In fact, this entire thread is making me hard
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>>28783694
>entire thread is making me hard
Welcome to my world!
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>>28783000

>chauvinist male rogue becomes QT female kobold wyrmpriest
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>>28783694
>implying that we aren't all hard here
Well aside from that one chick
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>>28783843
She sounded pretty hard herself.
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>>28783831
can kobolds blush? It's essential for being a blushing bride.
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>>28780086
What, that's pretty common fish out of water stuff?
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>>28783884

I don't see why not
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>>28783843

~waves~

>>28783883

clits can get hard. Well sort of.

Okay not really.
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>>28783831
>>28783884
Even better if it's a Neutral or Good dragon, so she ends up morally bettered for it eventually too.

>thinks of it first as just a way to lie in wait while looking for an opening to steal part of the hoard
>accidentally catches the dragon's eye for being particularly pretty and well-spoken for a kobold
>the other kobolds like her and collectively choose her as the dragon's next concubine
>Lawful Good or Lawful Neutral dragon lovings and pillow talk every few nights
>she accidentally falls in love
>one night she breaks down and admits everything
>the dragon comforts her and tells her he knew the whole time but still likes her
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>>28783831

Who's to say they become?

>Rogue was Kobold Priestess all along
>Paladin was gift to Dragon
>Dragon eventually pawns Paladin off to spawn because Kobold and Dragon are BFFs now.
>Priestess becomes that relative who gets all the lil' 'uns something for the holidays / birthday.
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>>28783321

To be fair, at least no one has realised that in Final Fantasy where there are no horses, "pony play" would be known as "chocobo play"
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>>28783948

>dragon is the first being to ever treat ex-rogue like a person
>offers lots of encouragement, cuddling and moral encouragement

Purification fetish is go
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>>28783956
More like " 'bo play" for short
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>>28779986
Silly Anon.
It vibrates you.
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>>28783970
choco play
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>>28783952
>Dragon eventually pawns Paladin off to spawn

For some reason my first reading of this was to have an elf paladin (so she ages much more slowly) ending up sold to one of her own quarter-dragon children as a pet.
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>>28784072
You know, if that's your thing....
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This reminds me of that thread we had a while ago.
>Wizard
>Need dragon egg for some shit
>Polymorph assistant into kobold
>Send into cave
>Assistant doesn't come back
>Go into the cave
>Captured by dragon, polymorphed and chained up next to assistant
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>This thread
I didn't plan on fapping again, /tg/...
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>>28784111
Oooh... link?
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>>28784152
It was back in 2011, let me look around...
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does anyone have a link to that OC of the half elf adopting her mother? that thread reminds me alot of this discussion.
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>>28780130
is it wrong that I find the dog-turned-human's monologue really funny?
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>>28784189
I like animal natures intruding in otherwise humanish characters.
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>>28778423

This should be a set of 4 peices of armor.
2 Cursed - Helm and Gauntlets
2 Beneficial - Chest plate and Leggings

If the Paladin is Male, include the girdle of opposite gender but allow them to take it off to go back but if they leave it on they get +8 Str
It'll also help them carry the other person.

The set of the Avian Mounted Paladin.
Please note there is a stark difference between
>Avian-mounted Paladin
>Avian, Mounted Paladin

Helm of the Avian, Mounted Paladin - (Cursed)
>Curse of Silence cannot speak
>Most intelligible noise sounds like bird noises
>Appears as having the Tounges enchantment

>Breastplate of the Avian-mounted Paladin
> Heavy Armor
> 8+3 AC
> No movement Penalty
> No Dex Penalty
> Sustenance enchantment, meaning you are always as if you are well fed.

> Gauntlets of the Avian, Mounted Paladin
> Reads as gauntlets of titan's grip (2-handed in one-hand)
> +2 bonus AC when using Heavy/tower shields (too bad you won't be using one)
> Actually forces the players to have their hands bonded to their armor

Greaves of the Avian-Mounted Paladin
>+10 bonus to speed
> is not slowed by armor
> resistance to all forms of fatigue
> Forces the legs into a digitigrade shape but also gives them 2 1d10 + Str and a half Natural attacks.

Now how do I get them to casually enter my magical realm?
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If nobody does any writefagging for this, I will be very disappointed.
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>>28784300
>Greaves of the Avian-Mounted Paladin
>Avian-Mounted
>Mounted

If I read this in an equipent book, I would instantly assume it was some kind of Furry-Transfurmation armor
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>>28784386
it clearly is
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>Avian-Mounted Paladin

It should also give a bonus to Handle Animal-based seduction[/spoiler] attempts with avian creatures and give a free roll on a Handle Animal-based seduction attempt when an appropriate creature is within 30 feet whether the wearer wants to make it or not.
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>>28784420
you suck at spoilers
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>>28784300
Might as well throw in a peck attack for the helmet.

Also, if you give it good enough stats they'll walk right into your magical realm.
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>>28784386
That's the point.
But it's not exactly cursed since your legs are normal when you take it off, ulyour legs just bend to give you additional speed and two more attacks that are beyond bitching damage since the girdle would give +6 damage to both.
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>>28784300
The best part is that it targets the paladin/cleric and stops them from speaking or using their hands meaning they can't cast Remove Curse
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so...
how does one achieve pregnancy in such an armor?
It looks molded to prevent expansion, and seems to not have a hole for the half dragon to use.
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>>28784300

You can always make some noble/ thief/something have a "mechanical mount", and then give this armor to the players on a quest or some shit. You can even start a quest chain because of it.

I know my players will freak out if I use that armor ingame, even if it's for their benefit.

But how to explain the strangely sexualized armor? I know we have chain mail bikinis and the shit but this armor batlandly says "Bondage gear" Not that some wold not use it for the sake of looking like bondage gaer
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Book of Erotic Fantasy has some interesting spells that could be applied here.
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>>28784570
Magic armor ALWAYS fits.

And I imagine it has a hole somewhere.
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>>28784580
I know if MMOs are anything to go by...
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>>28784570
For the former, magical armor automatically accommodates itself to fit the wearer as long as they're the same category. The lady in it could be nine months pregnant and it would fit just as perfectly and skintightly.

For the latter, the tail in back can be lifted and there's a segment underneath that opens (or is always open).
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>>28784636
"the same size category", that is
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>>28784636
I imagine it opens if anyone thinking the appropriate thoughts is nearby.

So as to comply with >>28781188
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I'm more reminded of the guy who promised to write about an evil party being purified and genderswitched by a portal, and never delivered.

Or the guy who said he was going to do girdle-writing
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>>28784812
well, nobody promised to write this.
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>>28781945
>Her own shame and embarrassment
If a female paladin begin having secks with animals, would she fall?

Would she keep her Paladinhood if she was captured and put in the armor?
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>>28783920
> season3americandragon.jpg
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>>28784890
Depends on the god she servers and yes
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>>28784890
>If a female paladin begin having secks with animals, would she fall?
It's an embarrassing act, but it's Chaotic, not Evil, so no.

>Would she keep her Paladinhood if she was captured and put in the armor?
Yes, as long as she didn't willingly perform an Evil act.
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>>28784890
of course a paladin keeps her paladinhood if you put her in the armor. Even if she is forced by animal handling checks to bear egg after egg for half dragons.
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>>28784890
It's not an evil act, and I don't see why not.
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>>28784890

While it depends on the Edition, I think most wouldn't hold it against the Paladin if they're forced into it. At worst they'd be expected to take up a penance quest and Fall if they /refuse/. Now, if they stop being forced into it and start doing so willingly (or, worse, willingly by preference instead of necessity)...
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>>28784890
>a
Only if her god(dess) explicitly forbid it and she willingly violated it.

>b
Only if it violated part of her oath and she did that willingly.
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This is the female mage to male unicorn thing all over again

GOD DAMMIT /TG/
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Somebody needs to do some writefagging for this.

>>28785013
I'm not sure I want to ask.
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>>28785013
>female mage to male unicorn thing

Go on.
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>>28784180
no one huh? thats sad :<
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If put it on an unwilling person it would create loose-loose situation even with beneficial effects like increased STR or speed. Sure, you can tackle and smash head of the one who did it with your heavy, metal talons, but what after? When you kill the only person who knew how to get you out of your metal skin, you can only hope there's someone who can help you. With Silence you could live with humans as nothing more than an animal. In the wilds, you'd be a prey for some bigger predators or even human hunters. It doesn't need mind control. You must obey for your own sake.
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>>28784976
>Only if her god(dess) explicitly forbid it

Oh god, the funny thing is that players would give a DM who presented them with the OPTION of paladinning for a god who explicitly had "AND NO MORE ANIMAL FUCKING SRSLY YOU MORTALS WHAT THE FUCK" in its paladin code the most epic side-eye.

Just straight up "...what sort of game are you planning on running?"

*slaps* forehead, unless it's an ERP and the player has a fetish for paladins falling.Are all ERP Paladins just in it for the degradation/Fall fetishes?
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>>28784602
Erotic spells? Let's see what we've got here

>Blessed Seed
100% conception rate, child is half-celestial

>Infernal Seed
Same as above, but half-infernal

>Block the Seed
Magic contraception

>Command
Upgraded so "Masturbate" and "Orgasm" are valid commands.

>Cursed Orgasm
Next time the target orgasms, replace all pleasure with pain and 1d6/CL damage

>Desperation
Target loses all confidence and sexual ability, becomes bumblingly incompetent but is overwhelmed with need to copulate

>Disrobe
Target saves versus everything they're wearing flying off.

>Find Soulmate
D'aw.

>Grope
Mage Hand with the benefit of tactile feedback on both ends

>Impotency
Target loses all ability and interest in sex.

>Innocence of the Virgin
Target loses all carnal knowledge permanently.

>Invigorate
Target gets huge bonuses to endurance and technique for duration

>Irrational Attraction
Target develops intense fetish of caster's choice for 1 round/level

>Jealousy
Target cannot be intimate with anyone but caster ever again under threat of extreme pain.

>Orgasmic Vibrations
Power Word: Orgasm. There's a Mass version.

>Phantasmal Lover
Summons illusory idealized waifu; target dazed if they make contact

>Reverse Gender
Yup.

>Seduction
Target loses its mind with lust for the caster

>Share Sensation
Sensory input is duplicated across participants.

>Unseen Lover
Unseen Servant with a very special set of skills.

>Wet Dreams
Sleeping target is tormented with unrelenting images and sensations of pleasure, reducing benefit from rest.

And then several more pages of preexisting spells and fun new ways to use them.
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>>28785013
>>28785013
Wait.... What?
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>>28785076
>In the wilds, you'd be a prey for some bigger predators or even human hunters.
The answer is clearly to become mate and brood hen to a giant eagle. They have Int 10 and are usually good-aligned and everything. You can stay in the nest and incubate the eggs while he provides for you.
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>>28785076
Sort of like an explosive collar, or a that intestinal-tract poison in Neuromancer?
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>>28785121
>>28785037
>>28785029

There was a thread last week about a female mage who was being kind of a bitch and as a result ended up being put in a magic-dampening collar and turned into a male unicorn to work off her bitchiness.
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>>28785096
>Find Soulmate
god this kind of thing is so hard to work for a DM
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>>28785162
She was turned into a female horse first IIRC
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>>28785166
You'd have to let the player make the soulmate. Nobody else knows the character as well.
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>>28785124
Shush, we don't need paladins stealing all the jobs of harpy women.
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>>28785162
no no, she turned first into a breeding mare, then after being a mare for months and being bitch as a mare too, into a unicorn. Also it all started as "how I get rid of female wizard that I destroyed her home while she was away".
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>>28785191
>turning wizard into breeding mare
I love it.
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Something like this may have been posted, this is a long thread:

I like to use cursed items that are legitimately useful at the same time. If a party finds a cloak that horribly poisons the person who puts it on there isn't a lot they can do with that (trick/enspell someone to put it on) but if they find a sword that bla bla bla bla something useful but also something awful then they keep it and have one of those sort of last resort buttons to press.

A good example of this is the 3.x and pathfinder sword of berzerking. When shit REALLY hits the fan the fighter draws this bad boy and goes apeshit (sometimes people even continue enchanting it further) and so it is a fun but still cursed and not exactly overpowered item.
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>>28785096
There are also some great spells in there of the "I wish this was real" variety rather than the "I wish this was real for strictly sexy purposes".

Delapitory is a cantrip that lets you selectively remove hair anywhere on the body instantly with complete precision. It even prevents regrowth beginning for 24 hours.
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>>28778694
> big-ass counterweight

Just add a big-ass ass. Done.

And why do chickens need breasts again?

Fuck it, time to fap anyway.
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>>28785244
Cursed items are sometimes fun. For instance, I picked up a cursed sword that would turn into the weapon of the entity that I last killed. So eventually I somehow lopped a dragon's head off with a halbard, I got some weird ass dragon breath cannon on my arm. It was pretty boss.
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>>28785081
They can also be like the people who play paladin runs on CoChampions.

Or trying to ruin other people's fun by being the ultimate cockblocking paladin.
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>>28785124
Winning a loose-loose situation is what /tg/ is the best at.

>>28785134
I was more thinking about some kind of magical lock or seal. Depending on how rare magick is, it could be impossible or easier than taking off bra
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>>28785081
I play Chivalric Knights, not Paladins. They're unable to fall unless they willing disobey their code.
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>>28785081
>>28785304

>Bard makes a seduction check with the Barmaid
>Succeeds
>Starts to head to the back room
>Paladin calls out to the Bard
>"Gaerith, did you forget that we needed to lay hands upon your genital warts? Also I need to have a word about you impregnating women intentionally by using a broken sheepskin."
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>>28785309

I wold say it's proportional to the will of the one inside. The bigger her will to free herself, the harder to take off. When she is more than willing to be on it, it just dismatle on the ground as a last chance. If the person put it back, it goes on permanent lock.
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>>28785244
AD&D's version of the Sword of Berserk Strength was way more awesome, it increased your strength and constitution to 18. Get the magic-user to cast Strength to increase them to 18/00 and it's terrifying how well your fighter tears through everything
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>>28785096
I'd post the cursed items from this book, but there are only two, and they're actually awful curses that wouldn't be fun for anyone to play.

yfw anybody expecting to have to capture an enemy alive is carrying ballgags because verbal spell components, and heavy shibari-style or straightjacket bondage would be required to prevent somatic components. Targeted Psionics and Su abilities could only be stopped by blindfolding the prisoner, and untargeted area ones would require drugging them.

Extreme bondage is my fetish.
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>>28785371
>When she is more than willing to be on it, it just dismatle on the ground as a last chance. If the person put it back, it goes on permanent lock.

Yessss.
>quick, supply some greentext
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>>28785096
>>Blessed Seed
>100% conception rate, child is half-celestial
i want to play a high CHA cleric that bangs a different girl (or three) every night so that he can fill the world with Good creatures

still counts as LG if he lets the girls know first that he'll only be with them for the one night
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>all this discussion

>no Guise of the Thespian

C'mon /tg/
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>>28785371
Armor of such power would most likely be related to some kind of a god. The god I'd totally worship.
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>>28785397

I never done a greentext. And also, I don't even know from where to start.
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>>28785370
>this is how I LG
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>>28785450
It's got an XP cost of 500, but it's only a level 4 spell. You could probably have an item made of it, or metamagic cheese it until you have it as an at-will Su ability.

There's no requirements for what you cast this on. You can put it on anything that reproduces if you can figure out a way around the Personal range. Chromatic dragons, Aboleth, even demons.
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>>28785509

>female rogue in armor of the naga dot jpg
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>>28785571
>half celestial red dragon
i know my next child

actually they have litters of eggs, so i'd get multiple kids. just have to get them away from the mom before she kills them
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>>28785655
>kills them
>not carefully molding the half-celestials into avatars of destruction and evil
Apparently your red dragons are strictly plebe.
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>>28785655
I'm planning to do this to an Aboleth. Their perfect genetic memory dating back to near the beginning of reality would make good-aligned Aboleth infinitely valuable as a scholar/librarian race. Also, they're hermaphroditic and are perfect replicas of eachother, so if a Half-Celestial Aboleth reproduces, the egg also hatches as a Half-Celestial Aboleth.

Template stacking can get really silly with them, because when one gains one, it's permanent for their entire lineage from then on out. I'm considering training the first one as a Dragon Disciple. I know that the Half Dragon template is usually considered a trap, but this is a rather special circumstance. Aboleth hatch fully grown, so they'd come out of the egg as adults with their full mental, physical, and spellcasting faculties. You are now imagining a self-sustaining population of Lawful Good creatures that are born with 40Str and a breath weapon, plus a pile of at-will SLAs.
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>>28785748
if they're evil then they're already dead
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>>28785371
You could even pull it off without being called complete pervert and turning your game into ERP. It'd be pretty cool to watch party trying to help, communicate with the victim and maybe even finding insane mind behind this idea. Not evil one, but kind of a prankster, who did create that armour long time ago to learn about chickens hivemind or no reason at all.

Some players wouldn't let you be GM anymore.
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On one hand, I have to wonder why no-one has done this before to make the Realms' oceans much safer.

On the other hand, I can't blame any Clerics for not wanting to be the one that goes down in history as "Fishfucker the First".
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>>28785933
More like fishmater.
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>>28785371
Or even more hilariously let them suffer by having it collapse when it's in opportune and they actually wanted it.
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>>28785974
>"They wouldn't call you Fishfucker. More like, hrm, Fishmater."
"Not helping dude."
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>>28785933
>You are remembered in story as the one who made a lawfull race of powerfull fish protectors
>during your life you are know as "Bartolomeu the fishbreeder"
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>>28785984
That would be the most evilest you can do. Working for NSA wouldn't make you worse.
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>>28785905
>>28785933
>>28785974
>>28786038
>>28786039

I should have been more clear. They're not only hermaphroditic, but they self-fertilize. No race gets hanky panky from an aboleth, not even if they polymorph into an aboleth.
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>>28785590
Also related, on what other forms we could make these armors? A naga making the girl unable to move her legs as a human and seducing every male when she talks, a warhorse to be mounted by chevaliers on the war? I can't think of a practical form that is more hummiliating than a ridable chicken.
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>>28786108
So, since I think that spell has a personal range... you're the guy who polymorphed yourself into a fish and fucked yourself.

... Not making this better.
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>>28786108
Exactly. He's responsible for mating fish with eachother (or themselves, if that's how it works.)
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>>28786137
Unfortunately, that wouldn't work either without stripping out the most long-term benefits of the race: Their genetic memory. To make it work, you have to find a way to get an Aboleth to have Blessed Seed active on it while laying/fertilizing a completely naturally produced egg.

Of course, there's always a Metamagic answer for everything.
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>>28785291
That would just be disappointing to use. Since you would inevitably lose the dragon cannon once you use it.
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>>28785933
>Oceans

Half-Celestial gives you WINGS, bro. The Aboleth are now all-terrain.
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>>28786126
Cowhide Armour of Lactation?
>>28786215
Just roll nonlethal and let someone else finish them off.
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>>28786126
Livestock girls is a pretty well established fetish. You take away their ability to walk upright and make their defining feature their breasts, which are left to dangle like a common cow's udders.

And are milked like the commodity they are.
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>>28786126

* Hunting wolf
* Broodmare/brood stallion
* Starfish (cut them up, grow to full, get dozens of new ones)
* Harpy
* Chimera (seats three people, one for each head)
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>>28786338
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtyQM44C-xA

Relevant
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>>28785096
>>Jealousy
>Target cannot be intimate with anyone but caster ever again under threat of extreme pain.

I should have already know depraved sex wizard would cast something like this on their sex slaves. And I'll be joining them if I find this spell.
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>>28786338
Yeah, I'm >>28786264 and personally I think it's overdone.
How about snakes? They lay eggs. And not just snake-girl like a naga or something, but a full-on no-arms no-speech snake.
>>28786395
>starfish
2guro4me
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>>28785191
I like to imagine that after a while she was turned back into a female wizard but was cursed to still have the male unicorn's cock and an irresistible urge to breed.
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>>28784300
With the right stats, the players will disregard any possibility of magical realms.

On top of what you have, I'd suggest:
>beak of the helmet is hinged, allowing the wearer to wield a dagger or other bladed light weapon (any blade with the gauntlets) in her mouth at -2 to-hit
>gauntlets grant a few Mage Hand/Grope castings per day, but have a few conditions (can't be used to remove her own armor/saddle, can't write messages and so on)
>no Dex or movement penalties for the greaves or gauntlets, either
>doubled lifting capacity (rider with gear could be upwards of 250 pounds, have to support that somehow)
>can be targeted by Ride and Handle Animal checks, but can make a will save vs. the opponent's skill every turn to resist (if she fails she's just treated as a very intelligent animal, if she succeeds she can buck off the rider or resist commands)
>the helmet actually does grant Tongues, and someone else with Tongues (or perhaps a druid) can understand her
There, now they'll use it without so much as a second thought.
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>>28786395
>hydra
>you actually need to put more than a few girls in there for it to work
>endlessly, they're soaked in each other's sexual juices, moaning, squirming, and trapped
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>>28786395
>hunting hound
>collared
>leading her master (who rides a horse) after the quarry
>after a successful hunt locked in a cage with the rest of the royal hunting wolves

>veterinary oluxpon
Indeed.
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>>28786462
>How about snakes? They lay eggs. And not just snake-girl like a naga or something, but a full-on no-arms no-speech snake.

A legless, armless form is pretty great for pure frustration. Watch that poor snake trash around as it tries to get the hang of moving.

An eel or slug or something would accomplish the same.

>>28786481
>>you actually need to put more than a few girls in there for it to work

That adventuring party should have been more careful about whose tower they tried to raid.
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>>28786410
>Sex wizards

There are classes for that in the book, too! Even some more specific ones like a Dominator who can use rituals of subjugation to bring someone under their power, eventually even causing their alignment to temporarily shift towards Lawful for something like as many days as they have class levels.

>>28786404
Bahahaha. I've actually seen the original clip this is based on.

>>28786496
>>28786481
You are my favorite kind of people. So long as I never meet you in person.
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>>28780130
>Posting geist panik
>tfw the author lost all motivation and quit as the plot was picking up
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>>28786525
>You are my favorite kind of people. So long as I never meet you in person.

Y-you too
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>>28786525
>There are classes for that in the book, too! Even some more specific ones like a Dominator who can use rituals of subjugation to bring someone under their power, eventually even causing their alignment to temporarily shift towards Lawful for something like as many days as they have class levels.

Oh? I've actually read the Blue book of sexy magic stuff before, I'm not sure when but /tg/ linked it or whatever.

I'll certainly have to check it out. Dominating others really is my absolute fetish, so I'd love to read about that.
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I walk amongst the masses unseen.
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>Dominating others really is my absolute fetish, so I'd love to read about that.
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>>28786525
>get it stuck on
>end up wandering through the forest, terrified and confused and unable to take it off
>finally realize what happened when she see her reflection in a pond
>approach a hunter out of desperation
>almost shot, but manage to convince that she's not a normal wolf
>do tricks, try and scratch words in the ground, wag tail so she look friendly
>hunter gets less hostile, tells her to follow
>relief
>she has help
>she'll get this curse lifted
>hunter smiles and tells you to follow her home
>get there
>she suddenly snaps a collar around wolf's neck
>wolf try to run, but there's already a lead on it
>forces her into a kennel with the rest of the huskies
>ranger shus the door, gives her a last smile, and walks away whistling while the rest of the dogs swarm and begin nosing at her...
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>>28786481
>>hydra
>>you actually need to put more than a few girls in there for it to work
>>endlessly, they're soaked in each other's sexual juices, moaning, squirming, and trapped


>amphisbaena suit
>two girls put in at opposite ends
>large flexible rod keeping them together through hoo-hoos

>marilith suit
>each person inside fills one pair of arms
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>>28786592
The one with Blue magic being sex magic is Nymphology, and is largely a comedy work. Though it does contain some neat stuff.

The only I'm talking about is written completely straight facedly, and is called The Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's a fullsize expansion based on erotic elements, and includes optional rules such as a 7th stat (Appearance), full sections on rules to deal with things like fetishism, childbirth, even interbreeding, (There's a huge chart for what can knock up what. Humans and Dragons can fuck pretty much everything and get a kid out of it.) and a small pile of classes, feats, and of course spells. Also new items, enchantments, even quite a little mound of alchemicals from recreational drugs to contraceptives. New domains, new deities, new monsters (Pleasure golems have some extremely interesting possibilities when you realize they only have 2 RHD and an Int score).

It's basically a full size expansion that just happens to focus on sex.
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I feel like people are missing one of the more obvious solutions: Living Wall.
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>>28786626

I much prefer the use of magic for my slave breaking if playing a game. Otherwise I go for hypnosis, humiliation and so on. I like that screenshot though, gives me all sorts of new ideas~
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>>28786696
Wailing wall, ridiculous, etc.
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>>28786626
What happens when a dominator tries to dominate the indomitable.
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>>28786524

We all should sotp being shy, and start a wondrous sex wizard council, where we discuss things as Aboleth breeding combinations and enchanted humilliation armors.
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>>28786738

I like to call that 'Raping Molag Bal'. It is a challenge of wills that will be written about for ages, but only one may succeed!
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This thread is rapidly approaching autosage.

Now we just need an excuse to archive this.
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>>28786764
>excuse
>archive
'Neat thread that isn't an image dump' is all the excuse the archive needs.
Just use 'OP once again fell victim to the classic blunder. Sexiness ensues.' as the description.
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You're forgetting little girl suits made to look like the mage's daughters. Nothing quite like putting your enemies inside those and then slowly wean them into becoming your beloved offspring.
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>>28786809
No don't do this you tool.

It will just get pruned when the sup/tg/ host gets around to it.

There will be an archive on foolz if you really need it.
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>>28786891
Why would he prune it? It's not a shitty troll thread only archived with 'nope', 'live_with_your_shame' and so on for tags.
It is a legitimately entertaining, if somewhat fetishy, discussion of a topic relevant to the board.
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>>28786941
Because while entertaining to people of certain proclivities, this thread has no redeeming value and just sucks up server space?

There's nothing a sup/tg/ copy would have that the foolz one won't?
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Any suggestion for the title and tags? I'd rather this didn't pruned.
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>>28786970
>just sucks up server space
If the archive can handle 50 million quest threads, it can handle one thread about fetishy cursed armour.
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>>28786983
Don't.

If you must have an archive, here.
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28778423/
It's already there. No tagging necessary.
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>>28786757
I concur. Why pyromancy or necronamcy are considered legit arts, but futueremancy or however it's called is just a perverts fetish? It's like saying all pyromancers are pyromaniacs and all necromancers are necrophiles.
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>>28787069
...but that's entirely true.
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>multi-user armours
>nobody Ball-of-Arms Man
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>>28787091
Fetish thread, not a /tg/ character thread.
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>>28787091
I remember the thread that spawned that monstrosity. I once drew some art for a suit of armor that was a mass of gauntlet clad arms arranged in very sexy and suggestive positions on the user.
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>>28787136
I think we can easily fetishise it. The problem actually isn't making a ball of arms that touches itself uncontrolably made of many girls/guys/people as an avatar of orgy, but how to fit their bodies there. Making some sort of portal wold take the fun away I think, as for me the fun part wold be being grabbed by rando people arms that can't even control thenselves.
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>>28787091
>>28787136
>>28787166

Right, let's make it fetish-y then.

>armor in the shape of giant, buxom woman
>maybe an angel, giantess or demoness
>several sets of arms
>each part must be operated by an separate creature
>the more who are fitted inside, the more powerful and dangerous the whole becomes
>users inside can be "interfaced" by either arranging them so they're constantly copulating or operating devices which stimulate their peers

What else does it need?
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>>28786764
>>28786809
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>>28786941
>>28786970
>>28787011
>>28787021
I did it. Shitty title, but it's the best I could come up with without getting automatically trashed the next time suptg gets pruned.
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>>28787246
For what purpose?
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>>28787261
Because.
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>>28784692
nonono. It opens whenever she has appropriate thoughts, whether she wants it to or not.
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>>28787316
I feel like that would mean the contents of the spoiler would be too slow to get involved.
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>>28778423
What's the deal with her legs?
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>>28787316
I go with this one, it's more interesting to think it opens when she gets the tought because it's more satisfying when you see her breed to know she for a moment wanted it.
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>>28787362
What do you mean?
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>>28787362
They are bound, see the heels? there are her legs. The are tightly bound on these avian ones so she can run faster for her master, and doesnt have any control on it.
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>>28787362
The chicken-leg is mechanical from the knee down, her actual lower legs are bound to her thighs to keep them out of the way.
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>>28787362
Read the thread and you'll find the answer. Or just notice we're talking about magic.
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>>28787316
>>28787374

>Not wanting chocobo rape to occur because the armor responds to the musk of the male chocobos, lifting it's tail and exposing their vagina, fooling the males into thinking it's consensual while the user of the armor suffers and is forced to take chocobo dick after chocobo dick until vagina is literally spurting out chocobo semen all down her legs. Eventually the trauma drives her made until she learns to accept her fate and eventually learns to enjoy the please as it is her only option.
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>>28787491
I wish you would eventually learn some fucking grammar. And spelling. And basic sentence structure.
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>>28787491

May just be me, but I prefer the idea of 'em holding on and one day getting free, just so they can return the favor.

>One day Chocobo Rancher Bill is replaced by a Chocobo Rancher Jill.
>"Family emergency, personal matter."
>Possibly use Morph magic / materia / whatever. Unlike Jill, Bill's going to be stuffed with more than eggs in the coming months.
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Never change, /tg/
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>>28787580
Give them a break. Typing one handed must be very difficult.
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For a marilith suit of armor, it should be two wearers inside pressed up skin to skin, but only one of them is in control of the arms of both. The other is both blind and entirely helpless, as she's not even in control of her own arms.
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>>28787698
But the other is constantly whispering reassurances, promising to take care of her, and never leave her alone again.
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>>28787698
No no, make the blinded one the arms and the helpless one have sight. Cue awkward teamwork.
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>>28787698
>The dominant person in the armor is female.
>The male in the armor is pressed up against the female, his dick stuffed partially in her vagina.
>As she walks the armor bobbing up and down causes the man's penis to slide back and forth inside her.
>The Marilith suit does jumping jacks as a substance begins to leak out from the toes of the armor.
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>>28787698
Ok, when I get the time, I will draw all of these suits. Don't wait for it /tg/, will be when I bored enough to make sexual armor skematics.

probably after the hobbit movie

So someone could organize all the armors that were made, for the glory of the council of the knobbed staff?
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>>28787806
>marilith
>toes

Not shiggy.
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>>28787491
I think I agree with the sentiment.

Though that's so limiting. I think it should respond to the thoughts of the person on the inside, the thoughts of anything on the outside, or musk of anything on the outside. That's a nice set of parameters that leaves her ready to go based on her desire, the dragon/halfdragon that we started with, or other chocobos or creatures.
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>>28779294
>break your hand because its rear is made of metal
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You wouldn't wear cursed equipment intentionally.
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>>28788000
You must lead a painful existence.
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>>28785571
>if you can figure out a way around the Personal range
Ocular Spell, nigga.
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Think we should let the thread die, start another one here or maybe on /d/, once we hit bump limit?

>>28787934
Wouldn't it be easier to simply have it opened all the time?
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Congratulations, we've actually reached autosage without getting deleted/banned.

Now feel free to post lewds.
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>>28788171
Yeah, that's true. It's a mount, after all. Not like it has decency to preserve.
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>>28787811
Marilith, two wearers.

Wolf, probably with the wearer bound so they're on knees and elbows with mechanical limbs like the OP armor.

Naga or snake.

Hydra, with five wearers (or six, with the sixth in control of the others).

Amphisbaena.
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>>28788174
It just occurred to me, but that is actually a pretty decent achievement.
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>>28788171
That's why I think it should be linked to the wearer's thoughts. It reinforces the knowledge that every time she got fucked is because she wanted it.
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>>28787811
Might as well redraw the bird armor so it isn't so front-heavy.
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>>28788216

also this

>>28787220
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>>28788171
/d/ sometimes doesn't take well to discussion (sometimes.), but /tg/ limits the reach of lewdity.
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>>28788064
http://dndtools.eu/feats/lords-of-madness--72/ocular-spell--2079/
>Only ray spells and spells with a target other than personal can be cast as ocular spells.
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>>28788256
It seems pretty lame.
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>>28788322
/d/ is fine with discussion as long as we post enough images to appease the nazimod.
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>>28788322
35% of people from /tg/ visit /d/
80% of /d/ is people from /tg/

Polls and a census were had.
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>>28788361

So do you. What's your point?
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>>28788468
It doesn't seem worth including.
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>>28788468
Well physical constraints mean you could only fuck one...

So that's a massive limitation.

Not to mention that still giving them what is essentially a humanoid form, kind of goes against the entire point as the pure degradation factor of the armor comes from basically making them as if they were an animal, unable to do anything.

Making them look like a demon is actually awkward and to an extent empowering.
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>>28788515

The other stuff is all lamer. They're just normal suits of creatures.
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>>28788322
Yeah, but the worst they could do is complain. The only bad thing about is it'd be kinda impolite. The good thing is some of them would nost likely like it. And judging from /d/fags I met on other boards, they creative. Really creative. Or simply repeat things I've never heard.
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>>28787220
>>28788361
>>28788515
>>28788524
>>28788540
guy who posted BAM here
I was thinking more like there's a bunch of people in there (like 10-15) with their arms sticking out, but the armour moves them against their owners' wills, and also has more arms of its own.
Obviously uncontrolled groping/masturbation occurs, as well as spreading of holes for others to make use of.
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>>28788591
Just make a quest out of it. They've been on a bit of a kick like that recently. Mostly oneshots but occasionally longer things.
Call it Armoure/d/ Quest, maybe.
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>>28788524
Good point.

>>28788540
Normal? Armor made to look like a creature isnt that much normal, the OP one could be translated as "chicken armor" or chocobo armor, it's not that different.

So, for now:

Snake/lamia: why not both?

Hound: Could be any animal, not only dogs. Wolves, badgers, deers, bats...

Marilith: Kinda overlaps with naga/lamia, we will see.

Hydra: that one I liked, for sure I will draw this shit.

Amphisbaena/ blind snake: I think its even more interesting than the snake. With both girls blinded and scissoring.

The thing with many arms: also goes with marilinth, I think we can make it less human.
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>>28788759
Wolves are larger and a fetish thing. Not that I'd know, of course.
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So nice of the birds to give me a place to sleep while I loot their tower
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>>28788906
You may or may not be in the wrong thread.
That said, Starbound apparently already has ERP servers and porn mods so yeah, there's that.
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>>28788976
Already?

Isn't it, like, not out yet?
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>>28789019
It's on beta. Already playable through Early Access.
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>>28785974
>Fish
>Mater

Why would you want to be an aquatic tow truck with the voice of Larry the Cable Guy?
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>>28789053
Well, that was fast then. We clearly have our best men on this already.
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>>28788976
>inb4 Chicken Armor of Repentance mod for Starbound
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So, new thread?
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>>28789087
Mayhaps.

>>28789189
It's your duty to make it happen, /tg/.
We're counting on you.
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>>28789189
Soon...
>>28789226
I suppose.
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>>28788976
This is what I get for not paying attention for what tab I'm in when I switch over to post shit.
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>>28789298
It happens to the best of us.
I'm at /sbg/ too and got really confused for a second when I saw your post.
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>>28788652
Damn, I want Armore/d/ Quest now.
I might be able to QM such a thing if you guys would like, however if any of you were reading MayorQuest on Sunday, this would replace that in my schedule.
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>>28789330
Do it.
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>>28789320
This thread is overall better than /sbg/ tho
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>>28789372
>any thread on /vg/
>not shit
Even Weaver shitposts in /sbg/.
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>>28789400
/m&bg/ is good last I checked
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>>28789372
Logically, as TF is better than vore.
Although there isn't a whole lot of fetish shitposting in /sbg/ at the moment.
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>Want to sleep but worried about missing whatever followup thread is created
/d/ doesn't have an archive, does it?
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I only wish someone will use this armor in non-ERP game, post results and I'll have a chance to see it.
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>>28789584
Do you like cringing, or something?
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So if anyone wants to play any of this out and needs a bottom, email is in the field
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>>28789621
Which 'this'?

I have almost no experience erping.
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>>28789621

I should totally bite, but I prefer F-List.
Also I do hope you mean gay bottom. Gay domination >>>>>>> straight domination.
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>>28789603
I think you misunderstood. Use it not like GM rubbing his fetish into players faces. More as trying to make something completely perverted as interesting in non-sexual way as possible. Basically how GM would put it and avoid cringing
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>>28789826
Well, good luck with that.
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>>28789330
Yessssss.
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>>28789799
Bi Domination>>>>>Straight Domination>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gay Domination

Bi Stronk.
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>>28789923
Lesdom=maledom >> anything else

As long as there's a lady on the bottom.inb4dicks
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>>28789907
>Yessss

Are you the same anon in all these posts? Wow, you really want to become a chicken.
not against it tho,
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>>28790019
I've said it once or twice.

Personally, I want to hear more about becoming a chicken. Not for doing it myself.

But
>>28779271
>>28779294
>>28779662
>>28780543
>>28781130
>>28781188
>>28781768
>>28781920
>>28781945
>>28782401
>>28782427
>>28782636
>>28783283
>>28784111
>>28786496
>>28787491
>>28787934
Are all things I'd like to hear more about happening.
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>mimic armour
>it's just a chest
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>>28790182
>Oh hey what armor is she wearing?
>Girl wearing regular suit of armor. However her chest/boobplate is just a giant treasure chest
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>>28790182
>pretty halfling lass locked inside
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>>28790239
Yuss.
Halfling lasses make the best subs.
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>>28790253
This.

The sexiest thing I ever read on F-List is "She is short enough to orally service her Master while standing upright."
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>The circular chambers of the order echoed with the protests of the two female captives.
>"Why you helping the temple? Ive never seen you wrk with the holy guys, let me free!" the female redheaded rogue shouted, her violet eyes shining at each move from the gostly fire from the torches on the wall.
>"It's actually pretty simple my dear." The purple hooded figure said. "THey gave us enough gold to double our influence, and the council need powerfull friends on these trouled times" The figure looked at the other girl, a young paladin with blonde hair and blue inoccent eyes looking at him.
>"And why me too? I'm part of the order, and the rogue was trying to steal the holy symbol from the temple!" She pleaded never taking her eyes off the man's hood.
>He just chuckled "Oh, they were tired of your... harsh methods young one. And wanted to teach a more severe lesson about the importance of everyone's life, even the rogue you almost killed for taking the symbol."
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>>28790285
Yusss.
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>>28784174
>>28784111

No luck?
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I'd start another thread, but I completely don't have pics of people in chocobondage armors.
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>>28790427
Surprising how scarce it is.

If the thread dies before the writefag (if indeed a wild writefag has appeared,) finishes, it's possible to post on dead threads on Foolz.
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Lawful Neutral bondage religion? Emphasis on literal and figurative bondage?

Good priests guide their flocks in fasting, long-term gentile bondage, and other things promoting control over mind and body, as well as well as organizing the community into action groups, performing weddings, and legal aids.

Neutral Priests focus more on flagellation and other, harsher, treatments meant to cleanse the soul of pains and evils. They frequently arbitrate agreements, and can even be seen operating as creditors, good luck escaping their loan agreements.

Evil Priests use the most degrading and mentally exhausting BDSM to break their subjects, molding them into obedient subjects that are bound in more ways than in rope and chain to the church.

Paladins of course, in addition to bringing carefully structured order to the land are given the task of reforming the most bull-headed of the flock, or the most heinous of offenders. Riding mounts and leading followers magically ensorceld to obey, it falls to the Paladin to show these lost souls the joy and pleasure in obedience to the church.
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>>28790456
>writefag
What writefag?
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>>28789923

Anon, that doesn't make sense. A bisexual master does, but not bisexual domination. The master dominates a male or female at one time, maybe at the same time but the act itself is either straight or gay, not both. A man submitting to another man is superior to a woman submitting to a man. You know it in your heart this is true.
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Maybe we create another thread w OP's pic when this one gets deleted?

Also, who's an artist? No, I can't expand file name, that's why I ask.
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>>28790569
You're just jealous because your favorite pairing gets oppressed whereas mine is completely invisible!
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>>28790610
>Maybe we create another thread w OP's pic when this one gets deleted?

Yes.

Or get a drawfag to draw one of the other variants from the thread.
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>>28790285
>He lowered his stare to the paladin on the stone floor, her eyes now glistening with some tears, not from sadness, but rage "But... she tried to steal the order symbol! How could they not understand that?! I just..."
>The waved his hand "Silence!" and the paladin quieted. It wasn't magic, just the surprise made by the wizard will. "That's why they got you there. Also, they gave us complete liberty on your sentence. But worry not, as you will not be alone when at it." The purple robed wizard waved a hand to the hooded aprentices at a side, who ran to a dark grummy corridor, comming back with two, identical sets of silver armor.
>"There." said the wizard as the aprentices left the armors in front of both of then, while securing what seemed like a visor on their hands "Both of you should wear it."

sorry for being slow, first time.
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>>28790695
You're doing fine.
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>>28790626

True, very true.

Though in the gay community domination/submission is so common it might as well be vanilla. Even casual homogays seem to the be the real lispy bottoms or the more macho and 'straight' tops.

Also I got tired of spoilering so who cares.
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>>28790695
Stop greentexting. You're doing it wrong.

Just write like now, but without it. And remeber that what you write right now is superior to greentext stories.
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>>28790797
And there comes that silly "Which one of you is woman" question as if gays were chopping their dicks off.
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>>28790695
>Silence emerged. The armor seemed of lewd desing, with a chestplate that was sculpted as a bosom and all the metallic curves seemingly made for a female. The paladin looked aside at the sign while the rogue laughed, obviously nervous.
>"Oh, nononono, I know your majigs there. I'm not putting this armor on." She said, inspecting the high silver heels in front of her. "You made berta wear ne of these things and she is now running around with a draconian mounted on her."
>Shaking the head, the mage come closer to the chained girl and calmly looked at her face, seemingly pleased "Or you will use it and pass your sentence here, or we you give you to the town's guard. They will love to know that you are around stealing the city relics. Also, I promise you both you will not be seeem on the streets, and will remain withing the council chambers."
>After a moment of pondering, the redhead frowned upon "I have no choice then..." And with a soft nod, just come closer to look to the armor. The wizard smiled, walking back to his place.
>"Perfect!" He clapped in delight while the shackles securing their hands simply unlocked thenselves "You both should put then thenselves, I'ts uneducated of my part touching two ladies."
>Both started wearing the twin armors, feeling how the magic made then have a perfect grip of their curves, almost as they were naked. As the armor was completed, the paladin tried taking the strange silver visor from the aprentice on her front.
>"No young one." The wizard come closer shaking a bony finger to the paladin "If all goes well you will not even need to put it on."
>As they standed there with their lewd silver armor, the rogue seemed relieved, moving more freely on place "Well, was better than I expected, just need to give a show for your perverted mages then."
>The paladin on the other hand wasnt so well, as she could feel a weak magic force pulling her closer to the rogue, too weak to move her, but still...
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>>28791223
Is English your first language? No insult intended, genuine curiosity.

Please do continue.
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>>28786185
Just make a ring with a constant blessed seed effect on the wearer. Make it cursed, and register as some arcane ring of doom. Aboleths use rings, right?
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>>28791223
>>28791327

No, sorry for the misspellings or weird grammar. My first language is portuguese actually.

"THen! We should get started on our judgement. first you Isabella of the order of the Shimmering rose!" His bony finger directly points to the paladin's face, and the serious stare of the old man could be seen from under his hood "Do you repent for your acts against the rogue, and from you almost assassin actions?" His loud, echoing voice ceases, but his finger continues pointing, inquisitive.
"No." The paladin simply says in all her inoccence. "That.... thief tried to dishonor my order and steal our symbol in the middle of our sleep, I just made my duty." She standed there still as she trained two years of her life on the temple, looking at the man with her shiny eyes.
"Sad to hear that my child..." The mage curled his finger slownly, and in a sudden movement pointed it at a wide eyed rogue, already dumbfolded by the serious stare of the wizard... and the stupidity of the paladin girl. "And you Faerlir, if it is even your real name, you just come to this city to take all of it's holy symbols and sell then t your muddy thieves guild on the woods no?"
"N-no!" She yelled, surprised, they coundt know, it was too soom, how these bunch of bearded old man could just have these informations "It was a mistake! I just tought the symbol was good cash, made of gold... never knew it was from a big order of something! If it was'nt for that sl-"
"Liar." The mage cut her critics short, lowering his finger again. "I'm sad with both of you, too young, and already with o much grudge on thenselves. I think if both could just be friends for some time, things wold e better don't it?"
The paladin could fell the magic pulling increasing, now looking at the rogue, who moved on place, scratching her heeled boots on the stone floor heavily, as if she was trying to counter someone pushing her. It wasnt good, the paladin tought to herself.
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>>28791715
Grammar's entirely understandable, but you seem to have a lot of typos. It's cold enough where I am that I can barely type, so I can understand that too, but in the event that it's something avoidable, I'd suggest trying to type in something with an English spellchecker.
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>>28779850
>>28780257
It's always a joy to find material that makes me feel warm and fuzzy in the midst of a sea of '/d/-lite' gobbledygook.

I wish more transformation fetishes leaned towards 'exploring' instead of 'exploiting.' I can practically count on my fingers the number of times that finding OC related to my fetish has resulted in a genuinely warm feeling, as opposed to a powerful urge to shower and gargle bleach.
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>>28791948
>shower and gargle bleach
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
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>>28791715

As the magic force got stronger, Isabella in a desperate move tries to focus her will on a spell, any spell, but her mind was strangely foggy, and she could just watch as her and the redhead rogue get their bodies closer and closer, the armor of both moving then to lay on the ground, one the reflection of the other before their arms bend over their backs in a uncomfortable way, locking themselves in place as they were using an armbinder.
"What in the nine circles you doing to me?" Faelir screamed squirming in place as the force slowly made her legs slide over the paladin ones. She could feel how the blonde was struggling her best but also being slowly moved over her, a very low moan slips her lips when her armored leg rubs over the paladin one and a plate that protected the inner part of her thighs simply slips away, making their skins meet and slide on each other all of a sudden as they get looked on what appears a complex scissoring position, their legs attaching themselves on the other girl's armor, making their inner lips unwillingly kiss.

{spoiler] should I continue? [/spoiler
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>>28792100
I'm liking it, sure, continue
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>>28792100
The answer is always "yes".
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someone post a new thread already, either here or on /d/
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>>28792299
we're still rather high on page 10
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>>28792100

With shivers running down her spine, the paladin looks up with pleading eyes to the old mage, too confused at the moment by the invasive pleasure she was feeling at the moment, herself being almost caste and rarely going to bed with anyone, much less with a woman.
A deep sigh comes from the wizard mouth as he nods to his apprentices that slowly walk towards at the struggling fused figure on the ground with the silver visors as the mage talks calmly, walking to a side table in search of something. "You know Amphisbaena? Naked snake I think the low class calls it... The tale says the snake has two heads. Even it being a silly history of the townsfolk, it has a meaning. A tip needs to help another you see, and you both are the tips of the same blind snake" As he ends, the paladin's eyes can nervously stare as a silver opaque visor slowly is pulled over then, making her world go dark. Also the sounds around her seem to go almost mute, muffled by some spell... The only ones she can hear clearly being the rogue deep breath on the other side of the armor, and how much she swear at the mage, before her voice goes mute too giving place to moans and muffled words. Her only company now being the muffled sounds of the thief, and the tender skin moving against hers.
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>>28792511
I also think we should post a new thread. This one almost kill.
also, if any want to rp something...armored
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>>28792627
If they do? What then?
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>>28792627
/d/ or /tg/?
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>>28792675
/d/
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>>28792675
/tg/
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>>28792654

silly me, just asking if someone want to roleplay being turned/living as a armored pet or topping a pet
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>>28792682
>>28792688
/dg/
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>>28792709
Well, you hadn't given a way to contact you yet, so I was wondering.
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>>28792709
Possibly interested.

Any in particular you were thinking of?
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>>28792682
>>28792688
If we start a /d/ thread, we'll probably need to dig up enough pics to justify it (/d/ mod seems to not like straight-up discussion threads).
If we start another /tg/ thread, we'll need to keep it SFW enough that /tg/'s mods/janitors don't delete it.
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Also, we've just crossed the 400 post mark.
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>>28792771
Text and links are fine as I recall
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>>28792785
We're badasses like that.
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>>28792709
Sent.
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>>28792731
>>28792738

any of then, more interested on the ones that are solo for simplicity reasons.
Also, put my email over there
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>>28792716
The most perverse board in the universe.... But all the best artists.
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Last chance to decide, /d/ or /tg/. Will start a new thread the moment this disappears, which should be in the next five minutes.
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>>28792865
/tg/, because there aren't enough images to keep a /d/ thread going.
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>>28792886
Alright, new thread soon.


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