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>>29957770
>No.

Errr, wait. Is the Queen still alive?

>>29957770
>No.
"The truth won't change, and thus my answer won't change either."

>>29957770
Of course not, though Lignoon's probably got her far out to sea by now.

>>29957770
>No
"...and no offense, but odds are I only have a little time left in this world, and this is getting a little repetitive. So can you think up something new to ask me."

>>29957831
Probably still kidnapped by Lignoon
amd waiting for her hero, Geo. Though she'll say he's her tool/dog/whatever the tsundere feels like saying.
"it's n-not like I l-like you or anything, bak

>>29957852

This

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>>29957770
>No.

>>29957831
I'd imagine so, if Lignoon wanted her dead he would've just killed her out at sea (space?) before the trial and dumped the body.

>>29957862
baka captain*

>>29957770
this >>29957852
Plus add in fucking goverment and kangaroo courts, You know my friends wanted to sail of after graduation when were told we would be split up, we could be merchants or traders. But instead I'm taking the bullet for a mutiny against me.

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>>29957852
All of the this

>>29957831
>>29957839
>>29957852
>>29957875
>No.

“No.....and no offense, but odds are I only have a little time left in this world, and this is getting a little repetitive. So can you think up something new to ask me?

She looks at you cautiously, then slides the plate of food your way.

“Do you like moldy bread?” With that, she shoulders her rifle and walks away. You look at the bread. Indeed, it has a bit of mold. Tearing it off, you catch a glimpse of paper inside. A note! You gently take it out, and open it.

“Knock the executioner off the stage. Our mutual friend will loosen your bindings for you.”

Considering the words, you fold the piece of paper up, and slide it in your pocket. As your fingers go in, they touch a small, wooden box. You completely forgot that was there. Felling the box with your hands, you think about its contents and the memories it contains. All those times with friends.

With those memories, you strengthen your resolve.

The guard comes by again. “I need your plate.”

You give it to her, and say:
>”Thank you.”
>”No, I don't like moldy bread.”
>”What's your name?”
>other.

>>29958082
>”No, I don't like moldy bread.”

The Lady asked, and we deliver.

>>29958082
>"Thank you."

>>29958082
>>”Thank you.”

>>29958082

>”Thank you.”

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>>29958082
>"No, I don't like moldy bread...but thanks."

>>29958082
>”No, I don't like moldy bread.”

>>29958082
I fucking hate moldy bread, and this message is written in Espadan. I can't read Espadan!

Rolled 2

>>29958082
>”Thank you.”

Rolled 10

>>29958145
>say "Fuck you" instead

>>29958082
>”Thank you.”

Rolled 89

>>29958082
>"Thank you"
>"What is your name"

Then as wewalk to our death start giggling out lines from what will we do with the drunken sailor like a mad man.

Rolled 63

>>29958167
>helping us
>tell her to fuck off
What the fuck? did the retard brigade invade this thread?

>>29958141
Seconding this.

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>>29958183
>Then as wewalk to our death start giggling out lines from what will we do with the drunken sailor like a mad man.

Lizard King you need to stop.

>>29958082
>"Thank you."
I'm okay with the bread part, the mold, not so much.

>>29958183

No, we should at least keep some decent composer.

Rolled 80

>>29958220
Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29958082
>Thank you

>>29958272
All of your suggestions are awful.

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>>29958272
No seriously that one was awful.
Goddamn.

>>29958184
It's because he rolled a 2, I think

>>29958109
>>29958116
>>29958121
>>29958135
>>29958138
>>29958139
>>29958145
>>29958168

“No, I don't like moldy bread.” You say, but she gives no glimmer of recognition. As she walks away, you call out to her.

“Thanks.”

“You're welcome.”

Her voice is small, but that acknowledgment cheers you up nonetheless.

Your execution is tomorrow. As you sit back and watch the world outside the cell window, a small thunk interrupts your reverie.
It's the guard. She sits down, across from you, raising her finger to her lips.

“I got lucky. The guy on night shift with me is a heavy sleeper. What did you say your name was?

You stick out your hand. “Geo von Hunter.”
“Tenna. Tenna Wache.”

“pleased to make your acquaintance!” You say, flashing her a smile, and she responds likewise, remarkably warmer compared to earlier in the day.

“So, how does a hero like you end up in a place like this?”

>tell her everything.
>make a joke of it.
>Other.

>>29958367
>>tell her everything.
Even if she thinks it's a lie there's no harm in it.

Rolled 10

>>29958367
Tell her everything, but in a morbidly, fatalistically comical sort of way.

>>29958367
>tell her everything.

Hero? What?

>>29958367
>tell her everything.
"Typical, isn't it, I sign up for a dangerous job in the navy, and it's politics that kill me."

Rolled 28

>>29958367
>tell her everything.
But do so comically, mock ourselves to try and lighten it all up

Rolled 32

>>29958303
>>29958356

Hey my plans for escape were pretty good, and my plan to disguise someone as nast was what we ended up doing.
God all I'm trying do is add a little humor in the ten plus minute in between times from op.
But fine if you guys want only super serious serious posts.

>>29958367
Tell her Only what is absolutely necessary, you were the captain of the queens ship, the other ship and a pirate ship attacked. Tell her nothing about what happened on board the ship, if we can manipulate her in any way we need that ace right now.

>>29958367
>Tell her everything
"Since when was I a hero?"

>>29958410
I like this

>>29958367

Everything.

"Hah, I wish I was a hero. I failed my duties."

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>>29958431
there's no issue with jokes, just make clear they're jokes

>>29958431
>God all I'm trying do is add a little humor in the ten plus minute in between times from op.
Maybe you should try being funny then.

Rolled 46

>>29958367
everything.

Rolled 84

>>29958498
The jokes are normal text, green text will be any serious actions

>>29958394
>>29958409
>>29958410
>>29958423
>>29958436
>>29958453
"A hero? me?"

"You did say you were falsely framed, didn't you?"

'Yes..well, let me tell the story."

You start from your first posting and fill her in on the incidents that happened, though you lighten it up a bit, avoiding focus on all the damage done. Finally, you finish. Leaning back, you say "Typical, isn't it, I sign up for a dangerous job in the navy, and it's politics that kill me."

She giggles a bit, covering her mouth. “You're not making any of this up, are you?”

You shake her head, and she stares at you in disbelief.

“Wow....then you were telling the truth.”

“Yep.”

“Do you know where the Queen is now?”

You speculate for a little bit, and a serious look comes into her eyes.

“What do you say we rescue her?”

“What?”

She raises her hand, holding the keyring and shakes it.

“One little turn, and we're out of here.”

You:
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.
>Disagree. It would be far to dangerous.
>other.

Rolled 21

>>29958519
humor=/= funny
humor = something contrary to any normal or reasonable actions that elicits an unusual response from onlookers

>>29958577
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

>>29958577
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.
The alternative is waiting here to die, so even if this does turn out to be an elaborate ruse, as I suspect it might, we're not any worse off that we were before.

Rolled 65

>>29958577
>Disagree

My actions already got my friends killed once. But you...you know the truth. And you can get out of here, spread the word. Make sure that peace happens.

>We're already going to end up on the executioner's block, not matter what we do.

>>29958577
>>Disagree. It would be far to dangerous.
We're gonna escape tomorrow anyway.

Rolled 51

>>29958577
Guys
Remember:
"Knock the executioner off the stage. Our mutual friend will loosen your bindings for you.”

>>29958577
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

We can't be the captain she needs if everyone wants our heads.

>>29958580
hu·mor
ˈ(h)yo͞omər/
noun
noun: humour

1.
the quality of being amusing or comic, esp. as expressed in literature or speech.
"his tales are full of humor"
synonyms: comedy, comical aspect, funny side, fun, amusement, funniness, hilarity, jocularity; More

>>29958577
>Disagree. It would be far to dangerous.
She's safe for now. Getting caught won't help our chances at surviving this mess anyhow.

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>>29958577
Are we retconning now? or this all before the stunt at the chopping block.

>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

(The joke for people that can't tell a ridiculous action as being satirical)
Ask her to unlock you and you have something better in mind till your death.

>>29958577

>Disagree. It would be far to dangerous.

"Don't unlock it, I don't want anyone else risking themselves, enough people have got hurt enough. But, thank you for believing me."

>>29958577
Sure smells like trap here but fuck it
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

>>29958577
>Disagree

>>29958431
>>29958519
>>29958580
>>29958642

plz stop

Rolled 7

>>29958642
notice amusing or comic, not funny, those words are often interchanged but do mean different things.

>>29958577
>Disagree. It would be far to dangerous.

>>29958702
Would you stop shitting up this thread? Take your argument somewhere else.

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>>29958577
>Agree

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>>29958702
>>29958642

>>29958577
>>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

Rolled 78

>>29958742
Okay but just for you, kittens are my weakness.

>>29958577
>Agree. Sneak onto the Ballista, and sneak the Queen off.

Rolled 59

Seriously people.
What about the "knock the executioner" thing.
Also the shadowruns, which option is a trap, which trap isn't a trap

Rolled 41

>>29958694
THE QM HAS SPOKEN.

>>29958577
agree

I think one of the other anons is cheat voting.

>>29958852
Don't want people stealing your gimmick ?

Rolled 80

>>29958852
entirely possible but har to prove and harder to prevent.

>>29958909

Yes, how dare they.

>>29958921

Indeed.

Rolled 14

>>29958577
>Disagree

>>29958852
That's called samefagging. And yes, it's pretty obvious when it happens.

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Y'all need to stop being so mad in the quest today.

We're here for Geo's exciting adventures, not to argue.

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>>29958949
Precisely

>Agree
“I'm sorry, but we should stick to the plan. You loosen my bindings, I knock the executioner off, and we deal with whatever happens next.”

“Oh, yes, that.” She says snapping her fingers. “I figured you would ask about that, so I spent this afternoon filing away at those links.” grabbing a pair of cuffs, she tugs them, and they snap apart. As the chains bounce around the room, both you and her stiffen at the noise.
The other guard lets loose a snore.

“Okay, let's do it.” She smiles, and unlocks the door and your bindings. Moving around, you test our flexibility.

“Oh, and put these on.” She throws you the coat and pants of a guard, and you hurriedly put them on, following her as she starts walking. Her path leads you out the backdoor of an empty guardhouse, and soon you find yourself on the streets. Together, the two of you make your way down to the harbor.

“Right there.”

Hiding behind a pair of crates, you point out the USS Ballista, which has only a few sentries on it.

“How are we going to get there?”

You consider your options.
>Knock out the guards.
>Lower yourself onto it from the boat above.
>you cause a distraction, and let Tenna get the queen and Nast out.
>other.

>>29958978

I have this increasing urge to punch that guy's hyperweapon.

>>29958938

Ugh, I think I will go to bed after the next post... 4 am.. bleh.. Geo I love you and all but.. dammit.. body need sleep

>>29958983

>you cause a distraction, and let Tenna get the queen and Nast out.

Set fire to something. This always works.

>>29958983
>Lower yourself onto it from the boat above.

Rolled 13

>>29958983
Knock out the guards.

We were the best fighter.

>>29958983
So, did we just change the future?

Rolled 46

>>29958983
take the guards out

Rolled 33

>>29958983
>distraction

>>29959023
I know that feel, fellow GMTfag.

Fortunately it is Sunday and I can just sleep through most of the day.

Rolled 33

>>29958983
>Lower yourself onto it from the boat above.

Rolled 13

>>29958983
depending on how many, knock out guards
if there are too many, create a distraction that will drag them for enough time atleast

>>29959044

Seems so.

Fuck you fixed points in time

>>29959076

Yeah, GMTbro. I got work... as much as I love this... ahgghhh

>>29959044
Yes, Goyim, you've changed the future. Everything will turn out fine, and you this totally won't end up with you getting captured and executed on schedule, but now without the support of the guard.

Rolled 30

>>29959044
>>29959111
>>29959137

With the rolls we just made, I suspect we'll be back in our cell within the hour.

>>29958983
>Knock out the guards.
MOAR HEADBUTTS

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>>29959009
Touma isn't that bad, he didn't even do anything to any of them.
There's way more powerful Harem Masters out there, anon

>>29959044
Nope

Rolled 33

>>29959146
Forgot to roll

Rolled 59

It seems that Geo cannot into stealth missions.

Rolled 61

>>29958983
Just gonna roll for whatever wins

Rolled 68

>>29958983
>you cause a distraction, and let Tenna get the queen and Nast out.

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holy crap, based on the last bad rolls, I'm picturing Geo just headbutting one of these

>>29958983
>you cause a distraction, and let Tenna get the queen and Nast out.

>cause a distraction

You whisper the plan to Tenna, who nods. Immediately, you walk out in broad sight, and approach the guards.

“Oi, what are you doing?”

“Remember me?”

they stare at you.

Then you sock one of them in the jaw and take off. They draw their swords and take off after you, screaming and raising all hell. Looking back, you see Tenna neatly jump into a barrel, right before some more crew members pass her by.

It's up to you, now. Leading them on a merry chase, you duck through the alleyways and streets, but unfortunately, the guards don't stop. Instead, they run harder, and soon more join them, and you are being chased by a veritable pack. Up down..left...right. No matter where you go, more spot you, and soon, you find yourself headed back the way you came. Running back onto the docks, you see the ship once more, a few more crew members on them. Barreling into them, you stumble past, and dash up the bowspirit, drawing a sword.

The entire crew faces you, weapons drawn.

>Surrender.
>Attack!

>>29959289
>>Attack!
Victory or death!

Rolled 77

>>29959289
Jump into the water and try to find an alcove under the ships or docks to hide.

Rolled 37

>>29959289
FOR THE QUEEEEN!

Kick their asses

Rolled 53

>>29959289
>Attack!

Rolled 36

>>29959289
>Surrender
"Seems I was caught. But if I got out, who else do you think might be escaping?"

>>29959289
ATTACK

HEADBUTT SOMEBODY TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

Rolled 14

>>29959289
>Attack!
戦え!

Rolled 47

>>29959289
Talk. Remember, you're not escaping, you're a distraction. When all else fails, leap into the water.

Rolled 90

>>29959358
No don't tell them our plan that's dumb

>>29959359
Forgot to attach a roll.

Rolled 71

>>29959359
Gonna have to go with this. HELMSPLITTER AWAY!!!

Rolled 19

>>29959289
>ATTACK!!

>>29959359
>headbutt to assert dominance
lold

>>29959379
Dat roll

Rolled 60

>>29959289

Now you fight HelmSplitter, have at you!

>>29959379
It seems the dice are pleased we are going back to what we know.

Rolled 82

>>29959289
>Attack!
smack smack

>Attack!

With a mighty yell, you throw yourself in to the onslaught, sword lashing out. You are a whirling dervish of steel, a storm against the flow, a rebel against the rulers.

But it is not enough. Small cuts drain your energy, and it takes all your focus to avoid shots fired your way. Slowly, you are worn down. And at long last, you finally fall once your sword shatters against a mast. Dropping to your knees, you stare at the mast, which supported your back for so long. It has been riddled with bullets, scarred by swords, as is splintering.

You attack it with your head.

A mighty thud is heard, and the mast begins to creak. Slowly, it tumbles, and you watch as it falls backwards, collapsing into the other mast, and into the cabin.

That's damage enough, don't you think? You vision grows black, and you find yourself utterly exhausted. You collapse onto the floor, tired and unfeeling.

You wake in chains, and find a guard at the other end dragging them.

Waking up, you step onto your feet, and the man drags to the executioner's block. Set in a massive courtyard, you looks around, where you can see hundreds of soldiers and civilians gathered.

“Geo von Hunter, you have been found guilty of abducting the Queen, conspiracy against the government, mutiny against your superior officers, and deserting your post. What say you?”

you turn at the familiar voice.

It's Seigrid, in the clothes of a proclaimer. He winks at you, and gestures his head towards the executioner standing beside you.

You know your part.
>Deny the charges, and try to escape.
>Stay silent, and accept your fate.
>Plead guilty, and beg for any other punishment.

>>29959655
>>Deny the charges, and try to escape.

>>29959655
>Deny the charges, and try to escape.

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>>29959655
>Deny the charges, and try to escape.

>>29959694
>>29959706

>>29959655
>Deny the charges, and try to escape.

also
>broke the mast with our head
What the fuck is Geo's skull made out of!?

>>29959655
>>Deny the charges, and try to escape.

>>29959655
>we headbutted a mast over

Yes yes good.

>Deny the charges, and try to escape

Rolled 69

>>29959655
>Deny those motherfuckin charges!

Rolled 87

>>29959655
>It's Seigrid
awwwww yiss.

That's mah boi! You know what to do QM.

Rolled 99

>>29959729
badass

Rolled 52

>>29959791
the dice agree

>Deny the charges.

“I didn't do it! Let me GO!” With a thunderous roar, you pull apart the cuffs binding you, and headbutt the executioner, who stumbles backwards, falling off the stage. Darting down the stairs, you bolt for the exit-only to b met by a formation of soldiers with rifles trained on you.

Raising your hands up, you let the soldiers pin your arms behind your back and throw chains on you once more. The speaker looks at you, a sly grin on his face, and speaks.

“By your actions on this stage, the Court finds the perpetrator of these acts guilty of high treason, and sentenced to execution. Begin.”

With a wave of his hand, the crowd begins to yell at you, calling you a traitor to the crown, a bastard, and many other things. As the executioner clambers their way on stage and pushes you you towards the stand, you kneel at the bloodstained block, and lay your head down.

Now who will save the queen?

You think back a few weeks, to how this all began. Having just been accepted into the Navy, you received your orders to your first deployment. A lot of things happened, leading up to this. And there is only one answer.

You.

As the axe comes down, you hear it break metal.

A familiar voice rings out. “As the proclaimer said, the perpetrator of these acts are guilty of high treason. But his man is not the perpetrator!”

You look to executioner, who rips of her hood.

“I am Queen Adelida of Ashtrava, and this man is innocent!” With her sudden announcement, the crowd is in an uproar. Staring at the back of the crowd, you see Captain Lignoon. He argues angrily with one of his men, and suddenly mounts on a horse, riding away.

You look at Adelida, and she points.

“Go after him! He still has Tenna!” Instantly, your mind makes the connection, and you:

>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.
>Leap on a nearby horse, and give chase.
>Other.

Rolled 64

>>29959927
>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.
We assassins creed now

>>29959927
>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.

Did we just headbutt the Queen?

Rolled 70

>>29959927
>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding down the rope.
Preferably grabbing a cutlass/pistol on the way down.

Rolled 48

>>29959927
WHAT A TWEEST

>Leap on a nearby horse, and give chase

Rolled 54

>>29959927
>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.

It's hero time!

Rolled 41

>>29959927
HIGH SPEED CHASE

Rolled 47

>>29959927
...We Tarzan now?
>rope

Rolled 49

>>29959927
>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.

>>29959976
>>29959978
>>29959981
>>29960016
>>29960118
>>Leap out of the courtyard, sliding on rope down to the docks.

Jumping off the elevated stage, someone yells at you.

“Catch!”

turning around, you snatch a sword and pistol out of midair. Seigrid waves at, you and turns to deal with pirates coming you way.

'go on, Captain, we'll hold them off!” His sword flashes left and right, taking them out, and you turn and jump off the balcony, throwing the manacle chains over the rope and sliding down. Your descent whisks you by the entirety of the area, and you drop off onto a tower. Two guards face you, staring in awe, and you take the chance to slip by them, down onto the docks. Staring up the street, you can see Lignoon charging your way, riding full tilt on his horse. you:

>headbutt that horse.
>cut him down as he passes.
>other.

Rolled 93

>>29960178
>headbutt that horse

As though we would do anything else

>>29960195
Well, can't argue with that roll.

Rolled 61

>>29960178
>headbutt that horse.
What's the DC for sucess?

Rolled 15

>>29960178
HELMSPLITTER! NOT EVEN THE HORSE IS SAFE!

>>29960178
>headbutt that horse.

>>29960195
No one else needs to roll.
We got this.

Rolled 15

>>29960178
>headbutt that horse.

Rolled 66

>>29960178
>headbutt that horse.
although>>29960195 here seems to have it under control

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>>29960195
Fuck man we are gunna out live our cpt hug name and just turn into cpt headbutt everything.

>>29960195
>>29960220
>>29960229
>>29960286
>>29960311
>Headbutt that horse.

As he charges, hoping to trample you, you lean in.

and headbutt that horse.

You hear a mighty crack, and the horse's body flops uselessly, throwing Lignoon off. Picking himself off, he turns back, and fires his pistol your way, forcing you into cover. As he does so, he hobbles onto the ship, and they quickly take off, cannons firing and damaging the area nearby. As the dock beneath your feet wobbles, you, lean back sliding along it as it sinks. Reach the edge, you take a mighty leap for the Ballista.

And fall. The ship's distance is to great, your speed, too slow.
Suddenly, a hard surface stops you.

You look around, and see that you have landed on the surface of a ship.
“The Trinity awaits your orders, sir!”

Looking towards the helm, you can see your old friends.

And some new ones.

Serseri, Alantra, Seigrid, Verdere, Nast, Queen Adelida....and Tenna? Seeing your confusion, she winks.

Queen told me to get to this ship and stayed hidden. She said you would do much more damage if you got to heroically chase Lignoon.

You look at them all and:
>Praise them for their planning.
>Scold them for causing worry.
>tell them to give chase. Lignoon isn't going to wait around.
>other.

Rolled 81

>>29960497
>Praise them for their planning.
>tell them to give chase. Lignoon isn't going to wait around.
"Good work everyone, now let's kick some ass!"

Rolled 54

>>29960497
>tell them to give chase. Lignoon isn't going to wait around.
after that, praise the fuck out of them

>>29960497

>>tell them to give chase. Lignoon isn't going to wait around.
>Praise them for their planning.

Rolled 10

>>29960539
>This, over and over.

Seigrid, do you think you could hit the Ballista's Magazine?

Rolled 33

>>29960497
Praise them, then tell them to give chase. Lignoon must pay for his treason.

Visual Novel When?

Rolled 78

>>29960567

Serseri, Alantra, Verdere, Nast, Queen Adelida, Tenna.
That's a lot of routes, specially if you count harem and bl routes too

Rolled 77

>>29960734
>not mentioning the obvious seigrid bromance route

Rolled 13

>>29960771
That's the bl route, it's mentioned.

Rolled 5

>>29960563
But that would deny us the satisfaction of headbutting Lignoon in single combat!
Also, >Praise

>>29960539
>>29960545
>>29960562
>>29960563
>praise them, and tell them to give chase.

“Turn about! We've got a treasonous captain right in our sights, and no reason to let him go!”

You turn your friends, and wink.

“by the way, you were right on target.”

It may be just your imagination, but you swear that several faces reddened at that.

With a huge grin on your face, you order the ship forward, and the sails bulge with wind. Here, with all your friends, onboard the Trinity, you feel ready for anything. As the ship charges, you check down below, where Seigrid orders the gunners into positions. He acknowledges your presence with a nod, and you turn to check on the rest. Alantra stands at the wheel, steering the ship, and Verdere stands nearby, admiring the ship ans it moves. You can see Serseri and Tenna preparing weapons, and checking in the doctor's quarters, you see Nast is treating Queen Adelida's wound.

With that, you take your leave.

“Ship in range!” A crewman yells, and you look starboard. There, you can see the Ballista, slowing down. You:

>Order the cannons to be fired.
>ask for a parley.
>Ram his ship.
>Other.

Rolled 44

>>29960801
my mistake

Rolled 17

>>29960830
>Ram his ship
"ALL HANDS PREPARE TO BOARD AND ENGAGE! BRACE FOR IMPACT!"

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>>29960497
>>29960830

We final got our harem ship, thank you op today you were a really cool guy, that was all i asked for three threads ago.

>>29960830
Ram the ship, it is made for us, captain headbutt after all.

Rolled 42

>>29960830
>Order the cannons to be fired.
Lets give seigrid a chance to practice his aim, and we'll see how things go from there.

>>29960830
>>Order the cannons to be fired.

Rolled 24

>>29960830
>Order the cannons to be fired.
Fire the frontal cannons and such while we approach then
>Ram his ship.

>>29960830
>Order the cannons to be fired.
Seigrid shall break their morale!

We can board if it still floats afterward.

Rolled 47

>>29960830
>Ram his ship.

Oh and:
>"It may be just your imagination, but you swear that several faces reddened at that."
"Geo Senpai just noticed me !!!"

Rolled 32

>>29960830
>Order the cannons to be fired.
Classic drive by

Rolled 4

>>29960903
>>29960897
>>29960830
FIRE ALL WEAPONS

Rolled 61

>>29960830
Rolling for the victory!

Rolled 9

>>29960830
>Order the cannons to be fired

>>29960856
>>29960890
>>29960897
>>29960903
>>29960913
>>29960919
>>29960938
>>29960987
>>29960993
>>29961008

“Cannons, fire at will!”

You hear Seigrid bellow orders, and the cannons rap off a quick staccato, peppering the enemy. You turn about, hoping to hit them with another broadside, but the ship rolls, throwing off your cannons. Suddenly the ship tilts, and falls in a slant, gaining speed. Looking at Alantra, you see her desperately working the wheel, aiming for this opportunity. As your ship slides underneath the other, another broadside is released, smashing into the hull.

“This is our chance! Alantra, ram them! As she spins the ship on its axis, you notice the opposition do likewise. Running to the bowsprit, you grab the bow and lean out.

You'll be the first to board the ship.

You'll:

>take out everyone in your way.
>find Lignoon, and duel him to the death.
>Other.

Rolled 51

>>29961049
>take out 2 or 3 crewmen then rush to get Lignoon

>>29961049
>>take out everyone in your way.

Rolled 97

>>29961049
>find Lignoon, and duel him to the death
HEADBUTTS AHOY

Rolled 67

>>29961049
take out everyone who dares to stand between us and Lignoon

Rolled 74

>>29961049
We are a one man army take out everyone then Lignoon

Rolled 5

>>29961049
>find Lignoon, and duel him to the death
Don't forget to roar out "LIGNOOOON!" as loudly as possible. We want this guy to literally cry in fear. If people get in your way, don't be afraid to use your quickscope on them. We're a man on a mission.

Rolled 9

>>29961049
>Other.
HEADBUTT THE SHIP

Rolled 41

>>29961077
Forgot to roll

Rolled 39

>>29961049
>take out everyone in your way.
Let's split some helms!

Is rolling without prompt really necessary?

>>29961075
>>29961092
>>29961106

The ships collide with a crash, and you leap to the opponents boat and dash forward, the vanguard in the fight. Sword swinging, you dispatch of an enemy passing you and counter another, sword whipping him away.

Then, the rest of the pirates rush at you, and you brace your sword.

Then they fall as thunder roars at behind you.

Looking behind you, you see your crew following your charge, bayonets, rifles, and swords at the ready. Taking your chance, you dart into the opposing crowd, spinning whirling, dancing past enemy blows. You see Lignoon, standing at the enemy helm, bristling with fury. He draws his sword and points it at you.

“You will die, Ensign, for you are not the Hunter in this fight, but the Hunted!”

With a great leap, he jumps at you, and you:

>block the blow.
>Sidestep it.
>Gun him down.
>HEADBUTT
>Other.

Rolled 1

>>29961231
>HEADBUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Rolled 29

>>29961231
GEO SMASH
>HEADBUTT

Rolled 72

>>29961231
Save the headbutt for the finishing blow!

For now, we meet him sword to sword. Man to man.

Rolled 11

>>29961231
>CROSS COUNTER!
followed by
>HEADBUTT!

>>29961258
well shit

Rolled 38

>>29961231
>>Sidestep it.

Rolled 99

>>29961231
>Sidestep it.
>HEADBUTT

Rolled 91

>>29961231
The gods deride our overuse of headbutt, so

>Gun him down
SHOOT HE ASS

Rolled 50

>>29961327
THE DICE WILL IT

>>29961231
Rolling for whatever wins!

Rolled 29

>>29961361
wut

>Headbutt, cross-counter, fire gun-Results, 1, followed by 99.

You're not going to headbutt him.

You're going to headbutt the sword. Swinging forward, you meet steel with skull. And you feel a cutting sensation. The sword sinks, and you watch as Lignoon lets go, yet the sword stays stuck. He grins, but you feel no pain.

Only anger. Pulling the blade, it slides out with a slick noise, and you touch that area.

What meets your finger is a matted lair of hair and blood, just thick enough to protect your skull.

But Lignoon does not know. Seeing you standing, despite the fact a sword was wedged in your skull, he backs away, waving a cutlass around ineffectually.

You grin, and charge at the man, bringing your sword to bear. Launching a flurry of slashes , you weaken his defense, and knock away his sword. As it falls, he swings a massive punch at you.

You duck, and swing your arm inside his arc, smashing his face, and knocking him back. Charging in, you draw your pistol and work the hammer, unloading the gun into him at close range. Finally, you draw you head back, and slam it against his. A crunching noise echos on the deck, and Lignoon is sent back with so much force, he smashes against the weakened mast, which falls with a mighty crack, right onto his leg, pinning him in place.

As he sits there, pinned, you look around. The battle is over. His crew is down, and that is left is him. Suddenly you hear the ship, crack and looking around, you see is start to break apart, sinking. Looking at him, in that trapped state, he glares at you.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Bring peace with your sword!"

you decide to:

>Kill him.
>Let him fall with his ship.
>other.

>>29961529
>Kill him.

It's the only way to be sure.

>>29961529
Take him with us to face justice on the headsman's block.

He's no true captain. Dead or not he doesn't deserve to go down with his ship.

>>29961529
>Kill him.

Poetic it may be, but we need to make sure this guy stays dead.

Rolled 92

>>29961529
>Save him
"You've got a Court Martial waiting for you."

Rolled 92

>>29961529
>Kill him.
FORCE HIM TO HEADBUTT HIS OWN SWORD, FUCK THAT HURT

>>29961529
>>other.
Take him with us.

Rolled 93

>>29961529
Take him to be served judgement from the queen.

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But this quest started out so good

Rolled 15

>>29961529
>Other
Take him to be judged

>>29961576
>>29961580
it's like the dice gods are trying to tell us something

Rolled 91

>>29961529
Oh god we're so fucking dumb. We headbutted a sword.

Fuck it, Save the dude. We'll give him to Queen Adelida for sentencing. Maybe after seeing how well the trinity's crew works together, he might have a change of heart.

>>29961576
The dice wills it.

>>29961529
Save him.

Rolled 15

>>29961622
If you don't point out what you think is bad about it now your complaint has no meaning to exist.

Rolled 82

>>29961529

>prosecute him

>>29961645
Seriously?
The escape made no sense.
He knocked down a horse by headbutting it.
He headbutted a sword.
His ship magically appeared under him along with his crew.

>>29961726
his skull is made of adamantium
that's the final twist

>>29961726
Its almost like one of my shitty joke votes came true... wow

>>29961726
We're having fun here, stop ruining our thread and go back to murderhobo

Rolled 18

>>29961726
>he freed the queen
>they put her in a place of high exposition so she'd reveal Geo didn't do anything
>headbutt thing makes no sense unless you consider there's people with natural blue hair and ships sail in space
>read above
>movie/manga/anime/vidya/theater/book/comic magic!

Rolled 73

>>29961726
He's givin' the fans what they want. I'm sorry you're not happy with the way things are going, but I think you're in the minority here.

>>29961789
... i'd also quite like slightly more realism, but i'm not about to start shouting 'NO FUN!'

>Save him

You ignore him, dropping your weapon. Instead, you move to the mast, and pull.

“What are you doing, you idiot? Kill me, or leave me to die! Don't bother attempting to spare me with that soft heart of yours!”
You grit your teeth, and continue to tug on the mast.

“You've got a court martial waiting for you, Admiral. I'd hate for you to miss it.”

You tug once more, and behind you, you sense others coming. Seigrid, your friends, the crew.

You heave and pull with all your might.

Then, one more set of hands join, and the mast begins to move. Looking back, you see Kettle shoving the mast. Together, all of you move it off Lignoon, and haul him back to the Trinity.

As you step across the gangplank, the Ballista sinks behind you.

Looking at your crew, you see weary, tired faces.

But they're grinning.

Nodding at them all, your smile shows your appreciation, your joy, your relief.

Your job's done. The Queen's safe.

And now, you can finally......rest........

You knees give under your weight, and you collapse once more. The crew rushes your way, but no one can wake you.

And you lie there, dreaming of nothing at all.

>Seafarer of the Stars Quest has ended for now. It will return next weekend at Noon EST, so be sure to check the twitter at SOTSQM!

Man, this was a long one. What did you guys think? Comments? Questions? Ask them, and I'll try to answer!

>>29961921
Headbutts, mang. Needs more. Now goodnight

Rolled 90

>>29961921
I enjoyed it a lot SSQ.
See you next time!

Rolled 74

>>29961921
Is Geo von Hunter a noble, since he was in the academy and is from the Hohenstaufen house or something.
What'd be his ranking/his familiy's?

Rolled 43

>>29961921
dabes

>>29961921
It was awesome while it lasted.
Do you pretend to come back with another protag in the same setting, or will we continue to be playing the Helmsplitter in further adventures?

>>29961921
So kettle is on our side? we could use a cook with a bit of a knack for intelligence.
Like it, super funny, and nice that it got light hearted near the end.

>>29961921
I had fun, thanks

>>29961962
Yes, he is a noble, but very far down the line. baron in a king/duke/marquess/earl/viscount/baron type of noble ranking system.
>>29962007
Kettle was supposed to be on your side, but because nobody really interacted with him, he didn't get too much characterization.
>>29961994
Geo von Hunter cannot end here. He hasn't even decided on his waifu(s) yet.

>>29962105
was his skull really made of adamantium?

>>29962105
Cool i though he would be John silver, looks like he was more like billy bones, along for the ride but wants to help.

>>29961726
Explanations listed may or may not be canon.
Possible sciencey explanations for stuff happening
>The escape made no sense.
the crew that escaped on the Royal Galleon went to where Geo was headed, got in contact with Tenna,and had her help him out.One of the main cast knew her before, and had her get in position and everything

>He knocked down a horse by headbutting it.
>He headbutted a sword.
Sword was in a shallow angle relative to his skull, so the blade got caught in his hair. Alternately, sword-whale gems strengthens the body.

>His ship magically appeared under him along with his crew.
In the time it takes Geo too slide down the rope, his crew (Really only Seigrid and Queen Adelida )Escape from the people attacking them and jump onto the ship, which is nearby. As Geo heads do the tower and deals with the horse, and hide from gunfire, the ship gets in position. As he jumps and falls, the ship catches him.
or:
because i gave this quest the fantasy tag instead of scifi on suptg.

>>29962128
I have no idea, and neither does he. maybe humans in this world ALL have skulls of Adamantium. I just figured I would go with the flow.

Also, archived at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29957770/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29945264/
Please vote for it, so we can keep the threads on suptg longer! thanks for playing, everyone! I'll try and answer any last questions, but for now, good night!

>>29962249
g'night!

>>29962184

That was fun OP. Cheers!

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Now I don't know if anyone is still in here by now, so if no-one is around to read this I will post it again when the next quest thread starts, but...

Can we please cut down on headbutting everything? I like the whole helmsplitter thing and all, but I feel like it's just becoming a tad too silly when our response to everything is to headbutt it. It kind of detracts from the overall story by making people spam the same answer to every problem, and runs the risk of reducing Geo to a one-trick joke pony.

What say we just save the headbutting for the occasional narratively-appropriate moment?

>>29967175
I agree, we should stop doing this all the time.

>>29967175
I agree.

Concerning the archive at suptg: The description should not contain the whole story of the thread, especially no spoilers.

>>29967175
I agree. But I still want us to headbutt things that no one would ever dare headbutting, just less often.

>>29967175

I concur. It was funny first time, but the horse and a sword was (too far) over the top.