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Tsukino supports you as the pair of you ride up the freight elevator into the HOEV, surrounded by grateful miners. Your fellow merc guides you to one of the impact benches in the passenger cabin. You collapse onto it, grateful. As you close your eyes, you smile.

Good day.

You groan loudly as the cryoberth unleashes you from it’s icy grip. Looks like someone put you into cryosleep while you were still resting off that colossal ass whooping that you delivered to Dreads. Groaning miserably as you hoist yourself out of the berth, you fight down the urge to retch. You succeed. Barely.

“Hey, the man himself joins us! Had a good nap champ?”

“Shut it Cy,” you mutter, burping wetly.

“Ohhhh, Kostov-san,” murmurs Tsukino, looking vaguely nauseated at your discomfiture.

“Don’t act so surprised Tsukino! Don’t you remember how Ivan got when we were going through cryotraining?”

Both you and Tsukino shudder at the memory. You had eaten a huge breakfast that day, not knowing the effects that cryosleep had on you. You were scrubbing out the bay floor for hours. “C’mon Cy, don’t remind me,” you say, trying to suppress another belch.

“Hey man, you should be grateful. I made sure Tsukino didn’t do nothing naughty to you while she was prepping you for crysleep.”

“Jalali-san! I would never!” Tsukino gasps, blushing.

>So what do you do?
>”Hey Tsukino, be careful. Wouldn’t want me filing an HR complaint on you.” [Tease her a bit]
>”Hey Cy, lay off Tsukino. You know what a proper lady she is.” [Tell Cy to let off]
>*Snort, roll eyes* [Don’t join in, but let Cy loosen Tsukino up a bit]
>Write in

>>29973558
>3 but with a bit of 2
"Hey comon Cy, don't be a jerk, she's a lady. Besides, why would I complain about something like that."

Quickly make a stage left exit if we can, good jokes and such

>>29973558
>Write in
"Hey Tsukino, be careful. I'd probably enjoy it, then you'd never get rid of me."

Then throw up on Cy.

>>29973671
>>29973720
Sure, seconding this

>>29973720
Except the vomiting part I reckon, ha

>>29973558
"Cy, I'm disappointed in you, we all know that she is a perfect lady and wouldn't even consider doing something naughty.

Isn't that right, Tsukino-chan?"

This ought to get Tsukino about as red as a fire hydrant, and tease her a bit at the same time as she tries to deny things.

>>29973827
I like this. Lets go for this.

>>29973558
>"Cy, I'm disappointed in you. You know I wouldn't have minded."

Looks like our QM got the boot, folks. Excised from the board for 24 hours, a fate one should not wish upon ones worst enemy.

>>29973955
NOOOOO!

>>29973955
Wait, what? Why?

Hey questfags, Fall Guy asked us to let you know he's been banned for a day so he's sorry but he can't write more of your precious cyberpunk space opera mercenary wank until later. He doesn't know why, but that's 4chan janitors for you.

Next thread tuesday barring further developments.

If you want to complain bitterly you can come to the IRC I guess, he's here also complaining bitterly.

>>29974010
>>29973955
Well, ain't that a bag of furious dicks.

Thanks for the warning

>>29973955
>>29973967
>>29973968
>>29974010
The ways of the mods are mysterious and at times very unpleasant. ;_;

Angelic, why not do it like that time GermanSchteel got banned?

>>29974045
>>29973968
>>29973967
>>29974092
NEWS FLASH, QUESTFAGS:
We're considering workarounds, Angelic has volunteered to waste his goddamn time pasting shit that Fall Guy types into a pastebin. Take that mods, we're organized now. Like a really stupid mafia.

We may be able to do more than that if Fall Guy moves his ass to a different IP or something, then he can vomit words at you directly.

No promises though.

>>29974238
You remind me of FUBOT only less funny.

>>29974238
Uh, cool I guess? I'll stick around then.

Still, shitty that he got banned. I now wonder if he was off trolling anonymously, or if there was one really butthurt janitor that loved Obnoxious Ghost Quest.

>>29974255
That's shit nobody cares about, brb fixing your stupid collective game

>>29974238
>really stupid mafia

I like this part.

>>29974291
Man every time this happens to a QM and it's happened a lot in my oldfag record of being a waste of perfectly good arms and legs it's not been for discernible reasons except just once when a namefag on one board provoked a global response wherein his handle got a QM banned on sup/tg/.

I remember a guy got banned right before starting part three of a quest for making some really civil post about oil rigs over on /g/. That was some fine moderation at work.

>>29974322
What can I say, no accounting for poor taste.

>>29974356
>sup/tg/
/tg/, rather. Whatever, I'm done here, discuss the quest or something as it'll improve Fall Guy's odds of staying engaged.

>>29974238
It is an honour!!
>Like a really stupid mafia.
Haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OAXCy3YS54
Meanwhile something else.

>>29974356
Mods and Janitors are weird creatures I guess.

But glad to hear Angelic is such a fucking bro, and Fall Guy is stubborn as shit. Woo!

>>29974392
Well, we just finished a mission and we're in a cooldown period. I'd like to see how much we get paid, how much damage we've suffered, and experience more asian stereotypes for laughs.

Perhaps we can work on our limerick skills.

>>29974462
I am looking forward to the bounty from Dreads, it ought to be rather nice considering how long he's been around.

Piles and piles of money which we then immediately spend on guns, augmentations, and a bigger axe.

And maybe a bit towards our debt as well. Hopefully we'll be able to cut a good chunk out of it.

>>29974462
>>29974563
Yeah, thankfully it's a cooldown thread. I imagine we got some mean cash for taking down Dreads.

And man I am glad he's dead I still hope he's alive

>>29974600
>I still hope he's alive

If he's alive, he aint happy. Probably would have to be augmented even further... maybe some sort of cyberzombie

>>29974600
If he does come back that'll be a fun time. We might get to work together and then we can go drinking with a giant Rasta.

And we'll already have gotten the bounty by then, and I certainly hope that they can't get their money back for the bounty. We gave them pretty solid proof that he was dead, just not quite 100%.

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Forcing out the last bits of gas trapped in your stomach in a series of small burps you look up at Cy. “Hey now Cy, I’m disappointed in you. We all know that Tsukino is a perfect lady and would never do anything so naughty,” you turn and grin at Tsukino. “Isn’t that right Tsukino-chan~?”

As Tsukino shifts from slightly pink to a furious red, you and Cy roar with laughter. “I-I-I,” she stammers, trying to find words.

“Besides, why would I complain about something like that?”

Tsukino’s face is nearly purple. Chortling, you clap her on the shoulder. “Hey, c’mon now Tsukino, just messing with ya,” you look around the Cryobay. “Hey, where’s Clayton?”

“He got dropped off a few jumps ago,” answers Cy, “New New South Wales is a coupla jumps before the Brick.”

“Figures,” you reply, grinning at Tsukino as you put clothing on over your cryosuit. She’s trying to hide her flaming embarrassment behind her bangs. “Hey now Tsukino, don’t have a nosebleed or nothing.”

Cy raises an eyebrow in confusion as he slides a t-shirt on. “Nosebleed?”

“Yeah,” you answer, chortling, “It’s something… it’s hard to explain.”

Cy shrugs as he lifts his duffle bag onto his shoulder. “Alright, whatever. C’mon, let’s get paid and shit.”

>cont

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The three of you file out of the Cryobay and begin to walk down the cruiser towards the airlock. Cy nudges you in the side with his elbow. “Hey Ivan,” he says, leering, “You looking forward to seeing Valkyrie?”

“Hahhhuhhh…” you wheeze, thinking about the forceful redhead. “Uh, maybe?”

As Cy needles you with information only a fellow survivor of a Valkyrie attack would know, you notice Tsukino biting her thumb. Cy is the first through the airlock doors to the Brick, leaving you and Tsukino alone as the station’s biohazard scanners check him for potential pathogens. A tap on your shoulder. You turn to see Tsukino standing behind you, eyes focused on the floor.

“I-I-I just wanted to let you know Kosotv-san,” she mumbles, speaking more to the cruiser than you, “That I did nothing untoward to you while preparing you for Cryosleep. I am not so brazen as Valkyrie is!”

>What say you Ivan?
>”Not so brazen as Valkyire? You trying to imply something there?” [Tease some more]
>”Hey now, Tsukino. It’s perfectly fine. Cy and I were just giving you a hard time,” [reassuring]
>Write In

>>29974863
>>”Hey now, Tsukino. It’s perfectly fine. Cy and I were just giving you a hard time,” [reassuring]

>>29974831
>>29974863
>Hey now, it's fine we were just teasing you. I'm not mad or anything like that, you know."

She seems the type to be taking it a little too seriously...reassure

>>29974416
>and Fall Guy is stubborn as shit. Woo!

Must be russian!

Anyway, take it to rizon irc and #4chan.

Or, easier, powercycle your modem/router and get a new IP - clear cookies/cache.

Phoneposting is an option

Anyway, autobans suck.

>>29974935
Already did, mang. But appreciate the thought anyway.

>>29974910
>>29974890
Gonna second these

>>29974935
How about instead of overtly talking about ban evasion techniques and upping the chances of him gettan a permaban to contend with, I come over there and slap your shit?

Is that good?

It's like you fucks want every QM among us to get run off the board by the focused attentions of a pissed-off janitor.

>>29974981
Maybe he's trying to start shit man?

>>29974863
Lightly pat her on the head.

"You really are easy to tease, aren't you? Don't worry Tsukino, I believe you. If you do anything 'untoward' towards me I'll be awake and fully aware of what's going on.

And you can call me Ivan, it doesn't feel right for you to keep calling me Kostov after what we went through together."

>>29974981
>Implying permabans are hard to evade.
>Implying you can get permabanned due to other people talking about evading.

>>29974863
>>”Hey now, Tsukino. It’s perfectly fine. Cy and I were just giving you a hard time,” [reassuring]

>>29975043
It's not a welcome attitude.
>>29975067
Think a few steps ahead, would you? It's not about the permaban. Anyway, I'm outta here unless Angelic needs a break.

>>29975046
I'll second the part where we let her know she can call us by our first name. The rest... not so much.

>>29974981

You know, you're right.Won't happen again. thanks for the reminder.

I think that pretty much the entire board agrees that autobans for urls/spam filter are worse than hitler, though, because they are 1) unreliable and b) there is no list of prohibited things posted anywhere, least of all the faq where it should be. Its totally bullshit when it happens when it shouldn't, and that's all the time. It is compounded by c) why the hell doesn't it give a short-term probation instead of a ban?

>>29975164
If you feel that way anon, I'd suggest emailing moot or some shit.

I already did at least, keeping it out of this thread.

> 3 minutes
> maybe you will want to dial back the meta. I can understand you though.

>>29974981
How about you piss off?

>>29975274
Based Fall Guy, your wish is my command.

> close

>>29975275
>guy says he's done
>you reply anyway

let's get back to the thread guise

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ou chuckle a little and grin at Tsukino, flashing your pearly whites. “Hey now, Tsukino. It’s perfectly fine. Cy and I were just giving you a hard time.”

Tsukino unleashes a relieved sigh. “Oh, that is good. I did not want you to think of me as a lewd individual.”

Snorting at her usage of the word lewd, you step into the airlock, and stand still as the scanners get to work on you. After a few minutes a light in the corner of the room flashes blue and the other set of doors open. You slip your e-glasses into place. A few minutes of silence as you walk deeper into the Brick, then a ping from Cy. You open the message.

>Hey bro, just wanted to let you know. Clayton gave me the video of you fighting Dreads. Just finished uploading to local network.

Oh. Oh shit. Another ping. Cy again.

>Be sure to use a rubber! :D

You swallow compulsively and hurry down through the Brick’s corridors, rushing to the one place where you’ll be safe. HR. Striding down the hallways, you beeline for Svenja’s office. You open a comm-channel with her. Svenja looks back at you, smiling professionally.

“Why hello Mr. Kostov. From what I hear, it’s rare for the mercs to actually contact us HR folk.”

“Yeah yeah Svenja. I’m a bit of a rush. Be at your office in five.”

“Oh?” inquires Svenja, eyes narrowing suspiciously. “What ever for?”

“Just be ready.”

You almost sprint the final few meters to her office door. “C’mon, open up,” you mutter as you hammer on it with your free hand.

Svenja opens the door, and immediately scurries out of the way as you rush into the office. “Really now, Mr. Kostov,” Svenja sighs as you collapse into the office seat, panting slightly, “What’s with all the rush.”

“Cy just uploaded a vid from the mission,” you send her the link.

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Svenja moves back to her desk and sits down, brows furrowed. You examine her face as she watches the footage, noting, with some pride, as her eyes go from narrow to wide, her mouth pursed to a slack “O”.

Svenja gasps slightly, and covers her mouth with a hand. After a few more minutes, she takes the e-glasses off. She looks at you with a mixture of shock and… fear? Perhaps?

>What say you Ivan?
>Talk about the video?
>Focus on the mission?
>Write In?

>>29975494
"You gotta hide me, I don't know if Valkyrie plans to jump my bones but I can't take another encounter like that!"

>>29975494
>>Talk about the video?
Yeah, I just kinda killed an independant elder merc who probably had a couple bounties on his head.
Then
>Focus on the mission
Talk about the rescued prisoners that were not mentionned in the briefing and how you made the enemy flee the base.

>>29975559
>>29975543
I'll second both of these because I'm an unoriginal socker and can't think of anything more interesting to suggest.

>>29975494
>>Focus on the mission?
Any bounty I can cash in?

>>29975543

Thirding, we're gonna die.

>>29975494
"So yeah, fun fight. Dreads is dead, kicked out an airlock with a shaped charge attached to him. I figured he ought to have a bounty on him, or several bounties, and I intend to collect. While I'm worried that Valkyrie might break my pelvis, I might be able to buy a new one with the money.

The rest of the mission went pretty smoothly, got the civvies out safely and cleared out the rest of the base by fiddling with the life support. I'm pretty happy about this one."

>>29975687
Oooh! Yes! Mention that the Life Support thing was our efforts, although Clayton was the one that led us there.

Rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11

> 5 minutes

>>29975494
>3

>>29975543

HELP US

>>29975766
>Rolled 3d10: 6, 1, 4 = 11
SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY.

>>29975766
Greater than 5 minutes, or
>Implying 5 minutes

> closed
> I like the spirit here

“You gotta hide me. If Valkyrie jump my bones, I’ll be in fucking traction for a week.”

“Valkyrie?” mumbles Svenja as she accesses some personnel files, “Oh! Ms. Frazier. Oh… oh my. Oh my indeed. That’s… That’s quite the file we have on her.”

“Yeah.”

“Do you want to file a sexual harassment complaint? It wouldn’t be her first,” Svenja scrolls down the list, “Or her hundred and first. Goodness. Three at once?”

“Three? Three whats?”

“I’m sorry,” responds Svenja, shifting herself upright, “I’m afraid I can’t disclose that Ivan.”

Raising both your eyebrows, you exhale loudly. A few papers on Svenja’s desk flutter. “You’ll be pleased to know, however, that she’s away on a mission for the next few days, Ivan.”

“Oh,” you can’t tell if you’re more relieved or disappointed. “Probably a good thing, I think my shoulder got broken.”

“What?” Cries Svenja. “Ivan, that’s serious!”

“Eh, beat down Dreads okay with it,” you shrug, wincing slightly. “Speaking of which, Dreads was apparently a big important guy. Am I in for some bounties?”

Svenja purses her lips as she digs around some HR files. “Oh yes. Quite a lot in fact. Thing is, they’ll take some time to process. We can talk about more immediate earnings from the mission though.”

“Oh yeah. We managed to rescue quite a lot of Kilburne personnel from the base, that’s gotta be worth something. And the base is intact!”

Svenja nods. “Yes, the Kilburne representative were thrilled that you managed to keep the base intact. They were much less happy about the workers, however.”
>cont.

You can only manage a confused “Buh?”

“Yes. Apparently Kilburne is now on the hook for some major comp that would not have otherwise been due had their captured miners been lost with the base. Not that the scumbags would admit it publicly. I had to work very hard to keep them from completely cancelling the mission pay.”

“Are you fucking joking?”

Svenja scowls. “I wish. Absolutely appalling. So! On to more pleasant topics. You’re due for 10,000 credits for mission completion, a 3,000 credit hazard pay bonus, a 5,000 credit bonus for keeping the base intact, and the ten percent bonus on top of all that. So in total, you’re due 19,800 credits!”

The account manager in the corner of your e-glasses pings as the funds are transferred.

+19,800 credits
Checking Account Balance: 28,268

“I have some less welcome news, Ivan,” continues Svenja, sighing. “Interest on your debt to StrikeOut came through. You now owe them 91,875 credits.”

“Aw, fucking really?”

“Indeed. How much would you like to pay in debt reduction?”

>How fiscally responsible is Ivan feeling today?
>Just pay the interest
>Here, 10,000 credits should keep ‘em happy
>Not paying anything

>>29976361
>>Here, 10,000 credits should keep ‘em happy

We'll be cashing out on the bounties anyway.

>>29976361
Well shit then....almost 20 K isn't bad, but those guys are scumbags. I don't think I'll want to work with them in the future. Tell her we're really thankful for her helping to wring them for the credits she got.

>How much do we pay
Shit, uh...

Pay them so we have an even 15,000 credits left

I like solid numbers.

>>29976361
Pay 20k

Gotta get outta debt

>>29976361
>Here, 10,000 credits should keep ‘em happy
Would that lower the debt from what it was originally?

>>29976361
10K should keep them happy for a bit...

Also, could you tell me a basic count on how much of a bounty Dreads had? I'd like to try to calculate how much it is to continue paying my debt.

>>29976361
I'd be willing to pay a good 12,000 out. Because otherwise there's no way to off set the interest rate increase in time before the end of the next mission in three days, mathematically speaking.

>>29976361
>>Here, 10,000 credits should keep ‘em happy

>>29976361

pay them 10000 so that we still have some cash to buy upgrades
and ask if they will charge you for the shoulder

>>29976449
No, the previous debt was 81,000.
Only paying 10,000 credits changes nothing.

>>29976418
Yeah, a little bit. It'd go from the original 87,500 to 81,875.

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>>29976512
>>29976527

From the pastebin:
Debts:
25,000 Credits in augmentation fees | StrikeOut
17,500 Credits for ENBI Uplink and ByOS | StrikeOut
45,000 Credits for CQC Package | StrikeOut

Why not pay off all of the ENBI Uplink and ByOS debt?

>>29976361
>Here, 10,000 credits should keep ‘em happy

Carve off a good chunk of it. The longer we wait the more it'll cost. We might pay more off once the bounty money comes in but I'd like to keep some liquid assets.

Ask for a ballpark figure on how much we'll be getting from Dreads. And if the gene mod we brought in for our first mission has been of interest to anyone.

Also, thank Svenja for dealing with Kilburne and getting us paid for this mission.

We should probably see a doctor when we're done here, get our shoulder patched up.

>>29976564
Yes, I'll second that because it's an item that won't accrue any more debt.

>>29976564
I like this, we can just chip away at it piecemeal, first the ENBI, then the augments, and the CQC package last of all.

>>29976568
I forgot about the gene mod. Man, I wish we kept it, we could have made a lot of cash off of licensing.

>>29976564
It doesn't really matter where we take the debt off of, it's the same total. I'd rather keep some cash around to get a bigger axe and more dakka for our next mission while we're waiting for bounty money to roll in.

>>29976564
Thirding that, pay off one section of debt sounds good

>>29976611
I'm pretty sure Fall Guy is calculating interest separately for each chunk, so if we pay off all of one chunk we'll have less interest to pay off in the future.

> you were initially initially 87,500 credits in debt
> interest works as a 1.05 multiplier applied to existing debt
> this is applied after each mission

>>29976361
We should probably ask about blacklisting procedures regarding patrons. At the very least, ask her to keep an eye on previous/current civvie casualties from previous Kilborne missions.

>>29976622
the debt is not sectioned since we owe it all to the same guy, she gave us the total number meaning they are making the math based on the whole debt

sorry about the english

>>29976633
>1.05% interest

Huh. So, someone want to calculate that, to see if he is taking it from each separate chunk?

>>29976674
Nah, h'es not.

>>29976674
The maths say that it's based on the total existing debt. Since 87500 x 1.05 is 91875.

That said,
>>29976564
I'll still second taking a large chunk of it away.

> 5 minutes to close.

>>29976564

Supported.

>Getting raped at 5% interest

Shit we gotta pay a lot more than 10k if we want to get above water here.

>>29976759
Well, technically, when the interest rate is the same for each chunk it doesn't matter if you calculate them separately or as one lump sum.

>>29976810

Megacorp ho!

>>29976810
Yeah, no kidding. Worse than a fucking payday loan.

>>29976759
>>29976759

i'm concerned of compromising such a large part of our money because of our soon to be known medical bill

>>29976836
We getting that bounty too though

>>29976880

i'm not confident we are getting it before our next misson

>>29976880
I guess we could use the bounty money to pay off a fair chunk of debt.

...unless...

> closed
> what kind of weapon would you like to get eventually?

>>29976880
I'm skeptical about that. When companies talk about 'processing' it's traditionally the time it takes them to figure out how much money they don't have to give you for any number of reasons.

>>29976924
>> what kind of weapon would you like to get eventually?
Some higher tech axe or other melee weapon.

Possibly a monomolecular edge sword or a vibroblade.

Or a rocket axe.

>>29976924
What kind of question is that?

WE WANT THE BEST, MOST BADASS, MOST AMAZING WEAPON TO EVER EXIST.

There are no other choices with a vague Que? as such.

>>29976924

grapling hook, bigger bad ass axe somehow, and a shotgun parhaps?

>>29976924
Plasma-flamer.

>>29976966
Dude, be more creative.

>>29976924
Upgraded axe, something that shoots plasma, also a shotgun.

>>29976924
Gauss pistol.

>>29976924

POWER AXE

WITH A HELPING OF PLASMA CANNON

>>29976924
I really like axes personally, they fit Ivan.

I'm thinking we need a bigger, badder, heavier, more murdery axe with cool tech stuff in one hand, and our other arm is heavily armored and can be used to take blows, and keep the hand free for a one handed rail-shotgun which replaces buckshot with flechette, allows for all sorts of interesting ammunition, and we can just use solid slugs for penetration. Maybe with an underbarrel plasma-flamethrower on the shotgun.

So, yeah, I'm essentially saying we should become axe Guts.

>>29976924

The Zorg ZF-1.

>It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

>>29976997
Supporting "Space-Mercs da Plasmah-Throwah!" and the shotgun posts.

>>29977016

plasma def plasma, especialy after we saw what dreads gun could do

>>29976924
I like the tomahawk, but I want something with more power. Like a battle axe with some high explosives on it.

>>29976924
Bigger badder killier one-handed axe

Fancier revolver ammo

>>29977087

ROCKET AXE!

>>29976924
More handcannons. Shotguns are for plebs.

>>29977058

some kind of portable shield to let ivan get close to people

“Here, let’s pay off 10,000 credits then. That should help start bringing it under control.”

You groan as you watch the credits flit away from your checking account once more. Svenja nods, a pitying smile on her face. “There there, Ivan. I’m sure this’ll all be paid off in no time once the bounties on this Dreads character come through.”

You grunt in assent before perking up. “Hey. How much was it anyway?”

“The bounties? Well, the ones we have listed on file here say almost two hundred and fifty million credits, all told.”

You gape at her. “H-holy... Holy shit.”

“Holy shit is right,” responds Svenja, frowning slightly, “But I don’t think collecting them will be as easy. Apparently a lot of people have claimed to have killed Dreads, and he always comes back. It’ll take some time to sort the issue out.”

“Alright, well then,” you say as you rise to your feet, careful not to use your injured shoulder, “I guess I’ll see you in three days then.”

“Ah yes, about that Ivan. Company policy dictates that mercs cannot go on a mission for at least seven days after being declared fit for duty by a medical officer.”

“Really? Any way to work around it.”

“Well, if you go to the hospital on E-Level, and they say it’s only a fracture or something, then you can go back into action as per usual. And even if it isn’t, it would behoove you to get it fixed as soon as possible.”

“Thanks, I guess,” you grumble as you turn to leave Svenja’s office, somewhat irritated. “Offer still stands if I see you at the bar, by the way.”

“Hahaha, why thank you Ivan.”

>>29977112
I'VE GOT IT!

SHOTGUN REVOLVER, LIKE SCIFI VERSION OF THE JUDGE!

>>29977001
Okay.

>>29976924
I want a plasma-emitting flamberge with seismic amplification to increase force, molecular vibration enhancements to increase cutting power, magnetic field manipulation tech to make it possible to be immune to ballistic weapons, several meta-material memory options to change it to an axe, a grappler, or a guan dao, with plastitech neural connections and an on-board A.I which allows long distance communication and let's our weapon take orders.

And make it big, and red, as well.

As you exit Svenja’s office, you reactivate the comm-handler on your e-glasses. Your vision is immediately filled with bright green pings, comm requests, and event invitations. “Holy fuck.”

You click open a ping from Cy.

>Hey bro, don’t know what I was thinking, but ended up playing the fight on the mess hall big screen. Didn’t think you’d mind too much.

>And use a rubber!

“Fucking… fuck.”

>Seems like Cy has gone out of his way to get you laid. What do you do?
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Go someplace else and revel in your fame
>>Regardless of choice, choose whether or not you go Stealthily and try to avoid attention, or Loudly and own your ass kicking. Roll a 3d10 with your vote.

>>29977145
But the judge is shit

>>29977161
>>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Quietly

>>29977161
>>Go to the hospital to get checked up

Rolled 1, 3, 4 = 8

>>29977113
Part of why I wanted the heavily armored arm, maybe make it fold out into a shield and we ought to be good.

And we can always shield bash people with it as well.

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up

And try to do this quiet. Get medical attention before we get dragged off to some party.

Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Loudly and own your ass kicking
Since Valk ain't around, we can be a show off!

>>29977161
invitations of what sort?

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
Good health means more missions, more missions means more pay, more pay means less debt.

To health!

Rolled 2, 3, 8 = 13

>>29977187

Aw shit, forgot my rolls.

Rolled 10, 4, 10 = 24

>>29977161
>>Go to the hospital to get checked up
Go normally. Ivan don't give a fuck.

Rolled 4, 6, 9 = 19

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Stealthily and try to avoid attention

Don't try to sneak around or anything but don't go yelling about how hardcore we are either.

Rolled 4, 4, 10 = 18

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Quiet

Rolled 7, 1, 9 = 17

>>29977161
>>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>quietly

Rolled 9, 4, 7 = 20

>>29977161
Silently to the hospital.

Rolled 8, 1, 3 = 12

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>Stealthily and try to avoid attention

>>29977171
It's the future, man. Handwave that shit by saying "nanobots" and "implants" a couple of times, and you'll be fine.

Rolled 8, 8, 4 = 20

>>29977161
>Go to the hospital to get checked up
>>´Stealthily and try to avoid attention

Fuck no, Professional Russian Motherfucker.

>>29977171
The judge is shit because of shitty .410 shells.

On an unrelated note, we need more semi auto hand cannons.

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>>29977195
imagine the force shield that Kruger had

I don't think we'll be getting any of those bounties...

I told you guys to go back and look for proof of death!

>>29977171
What if it was a future revolver-shotgun that used a railgun firing system and was linked up to our HUD and could automatically turn to the bullet we wanted, whether it was the incendiary rounds, the gel rounds, the hyperpenetrator rounds, and whatever other rounds we pick up.

>>29977303
He was kinda kicked out an airlock, and then a shaped charge went off.

It'd be pretty difficult to find him after that, and we really weren't in any condition to go searching for body parts in space.

>>29976924
Mono edge axe with a grav trigger so that it adds that extra oomph. A tribarrel revolver? I'll leave guns to people who know more.

>>29977397
we do have video evidence`

>>29977312
Wouldn't the railgun have a hard time accelerating all those bbs at once? I think a regular revolver rail/gauss gun would be cool though.

Hey guys, fall guy here on my phone. Angelic is still doing story updates, but I'll try.to.field any questions you might have from here.

I also want to let you know that you can PM me on the qtg irc channel if you are so inclined. If you decide to.contact me through there, please stick to PMs as other QMs use the channel as well.

My handle.on the IRC is SpiritGuided

Thanks for your understanding and running with this arrangement. It was only a 24 hour ban, so I'll be back.in the saddle once tuesday rolls around.

Rolled 9, 8, 4 = 21

>>29977300

force shield is a must for our combat tactics so far. so yeah second that if tech posible

and hospital quieltly

Rolled 4, 10, 10 = 24

>>29977397

I hope he doesn't become a Recurring Villain, even with awesome regeneration a shaped charge is going to fuck up his day.

Rolled 4, 8, 7 = 19

>>29977161
>>Go to the hospital to get checked up
More quiet than loud, but not sneaky-like.

>>29977434
Nothing will ever stop the Fall Guy from running his quest right.

>>29977444
Nah, he's dead unfortunately. I kinda liked him, so it's too bad.

>>29977437
We should probably spend some time with Tsukino and pick up some stealth skills. We're awesome once we get up close, and a bit of sneaking could get us past things.

And what's more terrifying than turning around and suddenly seeing a crazed man charging at you full tilt, his footsteps not making a single sound, as he swings this massive axe.

>>29977444
I'm hoping if we see him again that we end up working together on a contract.

>>29977434
I have two questions for you FG,

One, why are you so based?

Two, how EXACTLY is our debt calculated? Per item interest, or Per total debt interest?

Guys, relax! Fall Guy said he was meant to be a recurring villain but that plan was foiled!
He's totally dead!

>>29977483
>>29977444
Actually Fallguy had to roll for his survival, we don't actually know if he's dead, the chances of him living are slim, but there is still a chance.

Rolled 10, 7, 3 = 20

>>29977490

it really doesn't metter if the interest rates are the same

>>29977517
It's so cute that you believe something told to you about something your character couldn't possibly know...

>>29977434
Wait, we're a Sigma class employee. Did our pay for this mission include the 10% bonus from that?

>>29977517
I'm just hoping that we get paid for his bounty before he pops back up.

>>29977486
Stealth tips from Tsukino would be great... Honestly that whole hallway sequence where she almost cut us up is a kind of subtlety that would be perfect for our fighting style.

>>29977554
>Not picking up on the sarcasm.

>>29977555
dude, it's right there, in the calculations.

>>29977550
It does matter because if it's Per Item then knocking one item out means .05 less interest accrued for that item, where if it's per Total debt it doesn't change anything.

> >>29977203
>invitations of what sort?
The annoyingly social kind. You know, fancy people, fancy dinner, lots of self-important folks and the like. Do you enjoy being asked "Have you ever killed a person?" and similar?

>>29977465
Damn right

>>29977490
1) years of drinking milk (haha chemistry joke)
2) total, since its all the same rate and im lazy

>>29977563
My thoughts exactly. Sneak up closer, then turn into a rampaging engine of destruction.

And if we need anyone to spar with Tsukino is a good choice, we get to learn a lot about fighting someone smaller and faster than us, and she gets practice in fighting someone who is big, but not slow, and more than happy to follow up a dodged or blocked swing with his axe with punching her in the gut or stomping on her foot.

They have a lot to learn from each other.

>>29977583
So it is, I missed that.

>>29977616
Thank you based FG, that'll clear up any debt considerations in the future nicely.

>>29977616
Milk is actually slightly acidic.

>>29977612
That does not sound like Ivan's sort of party. Not in the least.

However he might go just to raid the buffet table for everything that it's worth and to abuse the open bar. He'd probably go in full combat gear, except maybe a helmet, and use his axe to point at things and swing it around when talking about his fights.

All of this would be a terrible idea, and we probably shouldn't do it, but I have to admit I'm tempted.

>>29977612
> IC answer
Nice. No, fuck the party.

>>29977700
That's just asking to have a bounty placed on Ivan.

He better be already drunk when he thinks this is a great idea.

Rolled 9, 7, 1 = 17

>>29977612
We all know Ivan is the kinda of guy whose idea of a party is to get drunk and pig out on nachos.

>>29977700
I'd rather not. Ivan gets his kicks from missions and companions, not socialites and... overly social... stuff... generally... things.

>>29977700
Cyber-Cossack of the Floating Brick.

>>29977727
What if he wore a bow tie in addition to combat armor? Would that help?

>>29977786
That would just mean that Ivan's nickname is bowtie and not dreads.

>>29977827
Ugh, that'd be horrible.

I hope that last mission didn't earn us a nickname, mostly because I can't imagine it'd be anything great.

>>29977827
Ivan needs to wear one dreadlock. Just one.

> closing
> speaking of milk, do we know what our fabulous protagonist likes to eat the most?

>>29977877
WE ARE A MAN OF STEAK. RARE STEAK.

>>29977877
Borscht. Like true russian.

>>29977877
Obviously Potatoes

>>29977877
nissin brand cup noodles. the expensive stuff.

>>29977877
Moroccan chicken w/ dates on a bed of rice, and a side of potatoes dauphinoise.

>>29977877
IN GLORIOUS FUTURE, MILK COMES IN DRINKABLE, EATABLE AND SUPPOSITORY FORMS!

>>29977942
>Milk comes in suppository forms
Oh god, why
Why

>>29977877
Probably some type of meat, likely steak, and a general preference towards hearty filling meals, like borscht. And it's never too late for breakfast food.

>>29977958
>>29977942
My knowledge of gastroenterology tells me you're in for quite the time if you take milk that way.

Rolled 7, 10, 10 = 27

>>29977877
Hashbrowns.

>>29977940
>potatoes dauphinoise
I fuckin' love dauphinoise potatoes. My uncle made them for Thanksgiving one time and I didn't know how to spell it, so I could never find a recipe.

>>29977958
You are now imagining an astronaut trying to fit a milk carton up his ass.

Enjoy.

>>29978010
With actual Hash?

>>29978023
I was actually remembering the infamous brown cow enema, only in space.

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Rolled 2, 8, 4 = 14

>>29978047
And real brown

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>>29977877

cheap and nutritiuos
even if bland as fuck

>>29977995
Remember what >>29977252 said.

Nanobots and implants. Repeat until headache subsides.

>>29978108
>rectal nanobots

Nachos topped with slow cooked beef (with secret family recipe spices), homemade salsa, and cheese changes depending on mood.

>>29978149
I wonder if they'd have a sanitize mode for anal sex...

>>29978168
>Aw shit, he's having provolone
>Must be horny.

>>29978182
>>29978149

> Angelic's fw he/she/it accidentally sent the quest into magical realm territoy

>>29978182
Niggah, they probably have a 'pleasure' mode for anal sex.

>>29978224
>A million nanobots stimulating your prostate
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>29978275
I'd imagine you'd feel good.

>>29978108
>>29978149
>>29978182
>>29978223
>>29978275
>>29978305
I hope to god that the 30000000'th post is us just talking about microscopic robots in our assholes.

A pipe dream, maybe, but goddamn if it cements what teeg is really about.

>>29978434
The get probably won't happen until tomorrow. We're still 10000 post away.

>>29978458
What happens when we reach 99999999 posts?

Do we get another digit?

>>29978458
I know, but a man can dream...

Off topic, thank god, is Angelic dead or something? Or did he just leave after the assbot conversation started to save his sanity?

>>29978521
The 4chan AI activates and cannibalizes all of us via optical basilisk hack.

I may have been reading too much Eclipse Phase...

>>29978528
>Angelic getting overwhelmed by the weird convo
I can see it happening.

You groan internally and deactivate your e-glasses, turning them off completely. Only way to guarantee that no one can track you or identify you from your e-profile. Grabbing a hoodie out of your bag, you slide it on gingerly. You yank the hood up over your head and put your e-glasses back on, activating their mirrored lenses mode. Figuring that you aren’t about to get any more stealthy, you walk towards the hospital bay, taking care to keep your strides normal. Luckily, you’re in the HR wing, which is a place nobody willingly visits. The hospital is on the other end of the Brick, a few levels below HR. You decide to take the nearest elevator up to Level-G, which is mostly devoted to cargo bays, loading docks, and mechanics. Most personnel on the Brick can’t access this level, but your training as a Techie has allowed you certain permissions. Not as glamorous as the plethora of pharmaceuticals that people with medical and biologics training can dip into, but you’ll take what you can get.

Dodging around automated loaders and a few supply ships, you pass through Level-G unmolested. Place is mostly automatons and drones, neither of which give two shits about what’s playing on the mess hall big screen. As you walk, you reactivate your e-glasses, careful to turn off any social networking aspects. Nearest elevator shaft from G to E Level lets out close to the hospital. It also lets out close to the Brick’s shopping area. Why the fuck people bother with malls you’ll never figure out, it’s the 23rd century for fuck’s sake. But they do, and you’ll have to dodge around it all.
>cont.

>>29978528
[19:37] <SpiritGuided> its coming
[19:37] <SpiritGuided> 4100~ update this one
[19:38] <SpiritGuided> characters that is

Nah. soon

Again, had you medical training, you would've been able to access the series of emergency tunnels that run parallel to the major thorough fares of the Brick, for rushing critical cases to treatment. But you don’t and that’s that. You pull your hood a bit lower as the elevator doors open, disgorging you into one of the most traveled parts of the Brick. People are talking to one another, a surprisingly large number of them too young to be employees. Didn’t realize there were so many families on the Brick. Staying close to the wall, you are suddenly blinded by bright light.

“Hey, you’re in the way!”

You cover your eyes and move out of the spotlight. Four young boys are sitting near a tablet, which is projecting something onto the wall. Their mothers are standing behind them, a strange mixture of disapproval and lust on their faces. Keeping your hand up, you wonder what they're watching.
>cont.

You see yourself leap Dreads punch before executing a downward stomp.

The boys cheer. Their mothers “hmmm” is a way that is both judgmental and intrigued.

You are about to make your hasty exit when one of the moms looks at you, her eyes widening slightly. Coughing into a fist, you lower your face so that it is obscured by your StrikeOut hoodie and hurry away, down to the hospital.

You think you can hear excited chatter from behind.

Striding into the hospital, you’re pleased to see that the waiting room is empty, except for one very bored looking receptionist. She looks up as you enter, face retaining the scowl of one who works in the service industry.

“What can we at StrikeOut Health Solutions do for your today, sir or ma’am?”
>cont.

>>29978607
It's totally us.

>>29978607
>Four young boys are sitting near a tablet, which is projecting something onto the wall. Their mothers are standing behind them, a strange mixture of disapproval and lust on their faces. Keeping your hand up, you wonder what they're watching.
Do we get Ivan-fighting-Dreads guesses?

>>29978607
>you wonder what they're watching.
Oh god, please don't be what I think it is.

oh god we're company mascot

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As you walk forward you pull back your hood and remove your e-glasses. “Ivan Kostov, here for a medical examination as soon as possible.”

The receptionist’s attitude executes a perfect one hundred and eighty degree turn. Oh no. “Well Mr. Kostov, Doctor Barnes is seeing another patient right now, but he’ll be done in a moment.”

“Okay, I’ll wait in here,” you answer as you take a seat.

Silence of a few moments. Maybe, just mayb-

“Soooo… you the one that everybody’s been talking about? My name’s Linda. What was it like?”

You look up to see the receptionist leaning forward, lips pulled back in a cat like smile.

>Well, what was it like?
>Deny your involvement
>”It was… It was a thing I guess” [Non-committal, neutral]
>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]
>”Hell, don’t know why everyone is so excited. Dude was a total pushover.” [Boastful]
>Write In

>>29978706
>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

>>29978706
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

Rolled 3, 10, 5 = 18

>>29978706
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

>>29978659
>Mothers getting off to this
Heh.
I like to think that, in the future, everyone is an adrenaline junkie and anyone who is also one get off to the idea of it.

>"Hell, I don't know why everyone is so excited. He was a total pushover"
Feels mostly IC to me, heh. Bragging just a little is okay, right?

>>29978706
>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

>>29978706
>There is no need to be paranoid. Or is there?
Angelic. Please.
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]
Keep it cool.

>>29978706
'She's probably only half as bad as the stories say. Really it wasn't that different from doing it with anyone else. Just getting my arm checked out to be safe more than anything.'

'Oh you mean the fight'

>>29978706
>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7

>>29978706
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

Its a pity we didnt get a video of our first mission, because that one had a few good moments, but company mascot plan is a go!

>>29978706
>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

>>29978750
I'm getting the impression right now Ivan wants to avoid attention.

Can he make it through the end of the day without getting laid? Let's find out!

>>29978756
SECONDING WITH THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>29978706
"Well Linda, it's hard to really describe what it's like to fight a giant cybernetic Rastafarian. Words don't do it justice.

He threw me into a wall, I got pretty angry and wasn't really thinking straight after that. I can tell you this though, I felt well and truly alive during that fight, I had a smile on my face the entire time, and I laughed during it."

>>29978706
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]

>>29978756
I like this, but I also feel that that may be even more boastful than the boastful choice.

>>29978706
>>”I wasn’t much thinking at the time to be honest. Getting flung into a wall pissed me off.” [Frank, matter of fact]
He wasn't. It did.

Rolled 8, 6, 8 = 22

>>29978799

Jebus that's a lot of useless words when the original statement works fine, And boastful as fuck.

> 3 minutes

> close
> I wonder. Where do you see MC in the future? Rich? Owner of the company? Just a travelling mercenary with all the experience and gea? What are your goals for Ivan?

Rolled 3, 2, 4 = 9

>>29979010
Obviously Space Pope

>>29979010
Independent Merc company.

>>29979010
Weapon designer.

>>29979010
Traveling across the galaxy, meeting interesting people, and shooting them in the face.

I'd be happy with that.

>>29979010
>What are your goals for Ivan?
A bigger axe.

>>29979010
I predict we'll be like Dreads for a while.
Feared
Loved
Fucked

By many. Then when we have so much tech and cash it's insane, we settle down with our own merc company.

>>29979034
Seconding, heavily seconding.

Because it's hard to thing of bad merc company names when you've got Kostov as a last name.

>>29979010
im playing this like every other quest, the end goal is have 1 and only 1 waifu. all other considerations are of no matter to me.

>>29979010
Gettin mad dosh and then retiring with his waifu

Later one of them is killed for a bounty and the other goes on a mad suicide mission for revenge

>>29979010
I see him as a travelling mercenary, hopefully with enough money that it's more for the travelling part than the mercenary part. Enough of a reputation and enough money to pick and choose his jobs, and go for the ones that ought to be amusing.

While he might not stay with StrikeOut forever, he'll probably be with them for a while and keep up good relations with them even if he leaves.

>>29979081
>Implying we won't build a harem of waifu sex bots.

>>29979010
I'd have to agree with >>29979034. It's generally the only way to get out of the system of being controlled by companies. Obviously there should be a next step, but that step will depend on whether or not Ivan LIKES the current system, or if he wants to change it.

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>>29979081

>>29978567
>You groan internally
Probably because of the nanobots.

“Wasn’t really thinking at the time. Otherwise I wouldn’t have tried going to toe to toe with a Giant Cybernetic Rastafarian. I guess getting flung into a wall pissed me off.”

Linda gasps and leans back slightly in her seat. “So it IS you! I wasn’t so sure, cause they didn’t identify you in the video.”

“Oh. Yeah. Yeah that was me,” you shrug. “I mean, I wasn’t really thinking at the time, like I said.”

There is a moment’s silence. You look at Linda. She seems to be preparing to say something. “WellI’mgladhedidn’thityourface!”

“Eh?”

Linda’s face is crimson. Her forehead glistens slightly. “Well, I uh. I’m gla-uh… I’m glad he didn’t… nevermind.”

“Okay?”

You look up as Darius exits the patient wing. The senior merc nods at you, smiling. “Sup, rookie. Fancy seeing you here.”

“Hello Si- Darius. What’re you in for?”

Darius cracks his neck loudly. “Just the usual check up. You?”

“Getting my shoulder looked at.”

Darius chuckles, shaking his head. “Jesus rookie, didn't you learn anything from my performance review? Be more careful.”

>>29979209
Damn rectal scrubbers.

>>29979217
>didn't you learn anything from my performance review?
Absolutely.

We learned that we're awesome and that we need to keep being that way!

>>29979217
Has Darius not seen the video yet?

Because he'd probably be facepalming at how poorly we took his advice to be careful if he had.

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You figure he hasn’t yet seen your fight with Dreads yet. You decide not to mention it. “Yes, sir!”

“Darius, rookie,” he calls over his shoulder. As you nod, you can see Linda staring down into her hands. You walk up to her. “Hey, is Dr. Barnes available now?”

Linda nods, all of her initial coyness gone. “Yeah, he can see you now…” she murmurs softly.

“Thanks, Linda.”

As you walk into the medical wing, you hear a thud from the reception desk, as if someone struck it with a round hardened object.

>Do you?
>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info
>Just go in for your physical

>>29979081
Fair warning anon. Although I'm not gonna say no romance, I haven't written it before, so don't expect anything too amazing

Rolled 7, 7, 10 = 24

So, who do we waifu? Right now, our choices seem to be:
1-Valkyrie
2-Svenja
3-Tsukino

>>29979217
>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

>>29979256
>Just go in for your physical
Priorities, Ivan! Shoulder injury! Missions! IIIVVAAAAAAAAAN!

>>29979256
>Just go in for your physical

Eh, I like Tsukino better anyway.

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>fangirls already

>>29979274
Don't forget Italian sniper chick Elda.

>>29979256
>Help Linda clean up spaghetti
Hahaha

Ah shit man.
Yeah, I can't help it.

>>29979256
>Just go in for your physical

>>29979274
3

>>29979256
>>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

>>29979274
No one right now.

>>29979274
>Valkyrie
>Waifu

Hahaha, what?

>>29979274
>1
Niggah you funny

Other two, I dunno. We'll see how things go.

>No Elda
screw you too man.

>>29979264
We're just having mindless chatter for now, haha. Don't worry Fall Guy

>>29979274
Option 0, Elda.

Also, it's way too early in our career to think an arbitrary choice like this will stick anyways.

>>29979256
>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

Let's be honest, we're going to end up here a lot, we're just that kind of guy. So we may as well get on good terms with the nice receptionist, it'll be helpful for the future, and who hasn't wanted a bit of fangirling over them.

>>29979274
Val doesn't seem like a waifu, we just fuck madly.

I personally happen to like Tsukino, we work well together, she's adorable, and it's hilarious to tease her. Obviously this is a future thing, not saying we get together right now or start going on candlelit romantic dinners.

>>29979256
>Just go in for your physical

>>29979274
Valkyrie only exists to break our pelvis.

>>29979256
>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

We should get it. Mind you, we should tell her we're not exactly available for a deeper relationship. Mercs don't have good survival statistics, and we don't want to leave a girl heartbroken if we die.

>>29979264
Don't worry, I think people are just killing time between posts, they aren't actually going to try and turn this into some godawful dating sim.

Right?

...Right?

>>29979256
>Just go in for your physical

>>29979256

>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

Why not

>>29979370
D'aaawwwwwwww.

>>29979256
>Help Linda clean up her spaghetti

We're going to be here... A lot.

>>29979378
I like Tsukino, but the last thing we fucking need is another PGQ.

>>29979378
>...Right?
Right. I strongly believe that there can be a balance.

>>29979256
>>Just go in for your physical

>>29979370
This. It solves the waifu problem for a while, and yet it still drops panties like nothing else.

>>29979378
>>29979430
>Implying messing with fangirls and shit is dating sim

You guys are silly.

>Getting into a committed relationship when every chick on base wants our D and we have future prophylactics

Priorities damn

>>29979479
Oh I didn't mean that, I more meant the post by that anon about "picking our waifu" and all the responses to it.

>>29979509
I think anon was just kidding.

>>29979461
>>29979431
Are basically my thoughts on it. Don't be afraid of waifuing. This is 'down time thread' anyway, they actually can't take over the quest.

>>29979256
>Help Linda clean up the spaghetti and send her your contact info

> 2 minutes
> you guys are very sensible
> what will Ivan do once he retires and settles down with someone? Just the easy life or will he set out for ADVENTURE?
> wedding acilesh

Anyone here watching the Owl?

Holy shit

Taking the discussion in another direction.

Is there a jump pack available for purchase down the line Fall Guy? What about jump capable power armor?

>>29979591
> what will Ivan do once he retires and settles down with someone? Just the easy life or will he set out for ADVENTURE?

I'd like to think Adventure.

So far, he seems like an adrenaline junkie.

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>> what will Ivan do once he retires and settles down with someone? Just the easy life or will he set out for ADVENTURE?
Neither.

He will build a giant moonbase and terrorize his solar system.