The next day you rouse yourself and after a quick breakfast make your way to the mechanics level. You abscond with a large white tarp, a pair of defective drones from the firing range, and an antiquated projector unit. The little floating bastards are armored for their line of work, but every once in a while a lucky shot disables them in some way. You leave the tarp down in the K-Level Observatory before busting into the workstation in the back of the Armory, drones and projector in hand. Placing them on the workstation before you, you contemplate their various mechanical failings. The drones have succumbed to a variety of bullet impacts from their years of service, and the projector is just old as fuck. You crack your knuckles, and peel off the outer casings, micro-welder and replacement parts in hand.

>Roll your tech check fool

Rolled 4, 10, 4 = 18

>>31650238
>>Roll your tech check fool

Rolled 8, 9, 5 = 22

>>31650238

Rolled 3, 4, 8 = 15

>>31650238
Ahhhhhh?

Rolled 8, 3, 4 = 15

>>31650238
The answer is clear, we must combine them!

Rolled 8, 8, 1 = 17

>>31650238

Rolled 4, 8, 9 = 21

>>31650238

>>31650324
GATAI!!!!

>Have class in 12 minutes
>See Fall Guy and DAQ.
>DAMMMIT

Rolled 10, 1 = 11

Based on the rolls, you repair job has left the drones and projector with two mechanical failings between the three of them.

I am rolling for them on a table.

>>31650417
>Dat 1

New repair job guys....

>>31650468
ITS A TABLE BITCH

Rolled 1, 5, 9 = 15

>>31650417
The projector was accidently turned into a showerhead.

>>31650574
Could be worse.

The projector now only shows scenes from homosexual pornography, or movies with very obvious homosexual undertones

Rolled 3, 9, 6 = 18

>>31650642
Implying if it were a showerhead it wouldn't do just that?

>>31650791
Seriously. Work on the parody so we have something to kill time with while Fall works his magic.

After repurposing a salvaged recon drone’s magnetic repulsion unit, and completely replacing about half of the wires in the projector, the lamp isn’t functional anymore, something you correct with a stolen helmet light, you finally step away from your work. And immediately get back into it. The gyroscopic stabilizers on one of the drones is completely out of whack…

Another hour or so later and the drones and projector are acting pretty much up to par. The drones might not be dodging bullets any time soon, but they’ll be able to hold the screen aloft, that much you’re sure of. Satisfied at your rather slapdash repair job, you close the casings of the three units up and prepare to leave for K-Level. You are stopped by the squat Armorer, standing resolutely between you and the doorway out of the Armory's back room.
“What’re you doing down here? Something that’ll lead to a good number of life insurance claims?”

You shake your head in the negative. “Nothing quite so exciting. Just getting some stuff prepped for movie night down at K-Level.”

The Armorer looks intrigued as she steps up to you and examines the relic of a projector. “Movies huh? Seems like fun. Still, can’t be too recent, for you to have to use a projector as antiquated as this.”

“The Thing. Movie from the 20th century. Entirely in the second dimension.”

The Armorer raises both eyebrows and snorts. “Goddamn. I don’t even watch shit that old. What are you, holding an archeology lecture down there?”

“Hey now,” you say, somewhat bothered by the lack of old cinema appreciation among the denizens of the Brick, “Just cause it’s old doesn’t mean it can’t be good.”

“Yuhuh,” replies the Armorer, thoroughly unconvinced. “So I assume, you have a UDMI compatible port?”

“What, this thing isn’t net-enabled,” you ask, utterly incredulous at the thought.

“Not at all. Here,” the Armorer says as she thrusts the projector back into your arms and bustles off somewhere in the back room. After a few long minutes of waiting she returns with an utterly ancient tablet and cord. “Here. Just transfer your video onto here. So long as the file is a VAF it should work.”

Thanking the Armorer for her generosity, you take the compatible cable and tablet along with the drones and projector and make your way to K-Level. A quick bit of in field diagnostics and you are satisfied to see that everything seems to be in working order. You reach into your bag and pull out the ancient tablet. The damn thing isn’t even yours, but it’ll have to do. You transfer the movie onto the tablet, and after making sure the projector can display the image on the screen in acceptable resolution, stand up, satisfied at your work. Still a few hours before the meeting time you set up with the three of them, plenty of time to burn. But now what?

>Move around some of the seats to create a proper movie theater experience.
>Let’s be honest. This movie is about three centuries old. Those three -even Niels- are going to need a little push for some proper frights. [Prepare pranks and hijinx. Write them in]
>We need popcorn and alcohol. Lot's of alcohol. Time to get some
>Write In

>>31651305
>We need popcorn and alcohol. Lot's of alcohol. Time to get some

And blankets.

Rolled 8, 10, 2 = 20

>>31651187
I was just thinking that...

I'll get on it soon.

Rolled 1, 6, 4 = 11

>>31651305
>>Let’s be honest. This movie is about three centuries old. Those three -even Niels- are going to need a little push for some proper frights. [Prepare pranks and hijinx. Write them in]
Cardboard skeleton will come down from the ceiling in one hour while shouting: "I am the birthday skeleton!"

>We need popcorn and alcohol. Lot's of alcohol. Time to get some

>>31651305
I wanna do both, but I haven't watched the Thing... so I can't think of any appropriate pranks

>>31651418
>birthday skeleton
YES.

>>31651305
>Popcorn and alcohol.

Seconding the blankets suggestion.

>>31651305
>>We need popcorn and alcohol. Lot's of alcohol. Time to get some

>>31651380
>Copying FG's trip into your name
Why.

>>31651305
>We need popcorn and alcohol. Lot's of alcohol. Time to get some.
>write in
Lets call up Tsukino and ask if we can borrow her kotatsu* for the movie, and find some old blankets.

*Since Fall Guy likely doesn't know what a kotatsu is, it's a Japanese floor table that has a blanket covering and a space heater underneath.

>>31651485
See >>31649987

>>31651305

Alcohool

And apropriately labeled yogurt

the same brand as the movie one

>>31651511
>Kotatsu
>Snuggles

Approved for use of snuggle aquisition.

>>31651511
approved

>>31651511
>Sitting on a table

What strange a barbaric people the Japanese are.

>>31651511
I can dig it.

Also, have we invited Cy and Tsukino for this little shindig, FG? If not, we should, and soon.

Rolled 1, 1, 3 = 5

>>31651876
You don't sit on it.

We need some tech'd up style pranks, but maybe get Niels in on it since his hacking/tech prowess might make it a lot better.

Telling him about it is beneficial to him so he can have Tsukino fearhugging him for maximum cuddles.

>>31651935
Knowing Niels, he might be fear hugging her.

That's what makes them so cute together.

>>31651917
Careful, anon.

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

>>31652017
NOPE

>>31651305
>>Let’s be honest. This movie is about three centuries old. Those three -even Niels- are going to need a little push for some proper frights. [Prepare pranks and hijinx. Write them in]

Time to go OLD SCHOOL. We need a dry ice machine. Maybe some strobe lights if we can fashion it, for sudden shock lighting. Maybe some black-light rigged on a trigger so we can have the THING monster on the wall in a paint only revealed under black light. We need to rig the TEMP on remote so we can make it chilly at just the right moments maybe synch it with certain scenes of the movie if we know it well enough and put it on a timer.

You sit down and sigh. It’s time to face facts. Even though you valiantly argued against Markos, insisting that old movies can still be scary, the Thing isn’t about to cut it. To be honest, you weren’t even all that scared while you were watching it either. The special effects were probably noteworthy in the 20th century, but they did not age well one fucking bit. You rather wish you had pushed the campiness of it now, rather than trying to convince people that it could be a genuinely scary movie.

Maybe you should add something a little extra to the experience. You briefly consider hanging a cardboard skeleton from the rafters, meant to to drop down and shout “I’m the Birthday Skeleton,” an homage to one of your favorite cartoons from your youth, before nixing the idea. Skeletons might be both spooky and scary, but you figure the cardboard might undermine that a touch. Besides, you rather doubt anyone would pick up on the reference. Obnoxious Ghost never did take off.

No. There’s a more reliable way to get the reactions that you want. Through the power of alcohol and the magic of lowered expectations! It’s time to get some booze and popcorn to get things going. So long as Markos doesn’t go nuts again and try to dance things should be okay.

Markos dancing… You shudder at the thought. That would be some real horror. But not the usual startled kind or tense sort. No, this would be the sort of horror that worms its way into your psyche and leaves you deeply unsettled for years to come. You’d rather not spend the rest of your life rolling sanity checks.

You make your way to the liquor dispensary, which is more or less a walk in vending machine in the middle of the commercial level. Stepping up to one of the free booths, you identify yourself to the Shopkeep Program and begin to browse the selection.

The Brick really has a huge selection of alcohol. The problem is, most of it isn’t proper alcohol. There’s a lot of stuff that is made with synthahol derived from the soy grown in station’s hydroponics facilities. Most of the hard liquors are almost impossible to tell apart from the actual stuff, as long as you overlook the intentional spelling errors and massive price difference. It’s not vodka, it’s Vudca! However, beer and wine are a different story. For whatever reason, no one’s been able to nail synth beer and wine. The beer tastes like robot piss, extremely metallic in addition to usual palette of pisswater, and the wine tastes like expired grape soda. No, if you want good beer and wine, you’re going to have to shell out the big bucks for something actually brewed or fermented from genuine grains and grapes. And that entails paying for the shipping to the station.

>What do?
>Specify an alcoholic beverage. And whether or not it’s from on or off station.

>>31652136
>>31652123
No I was too LATE. Oh curse my work schedule.

Rolled 1, 7, 1 = 9

>>31652165
>>Specify an alcoholic beverage. And whether or not it’s from on or off station.
VUDKA AND RAM!

>>31652165
Irish cream and vodka.

>>31652165
Creme de Menthe, Absinthe and Vudka.

>>31652165
Since we're buying for more than just us, maybe we should try and figure out who would like what.

Problem is, I got no guesses. Maybe Markos likes Tequila?

>>31652165
Vudka
Ram
Jock Daniels
Coda-Cola for mixing
Orange Juice for Screwdrivers
And a bottle of Adsinthe

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>>31652136
>Besides, you rather doubt anyone would pick up on the reference. Obnoxious Ghost never did take off.

I got the reference...

>>31652315
>>31652165
I second the motion, lets get mixers and soda for our alcohol.

>>31652165
Vudca! Chocolate Lickor (to make chocolate vodka martinis) or Gaelic Kream (get some icecream for chocolate mudslides). More Vudca! and some mixers.

>>31652136
>You’d rather not spend the rest of your life rolling sanity checks.

Ha.

>>31652340
I'm thinking an OGQ redux situation once DAQ is done.

I think I've got a fun little twist on the original concept of the ghost gestalt worked out too.

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>>31652430
This makes me a happy skeleton indeed.

>>31652401
Damn that's confusing. Could you not use that name when posting in here?

Rolled 10, 8, 7 = 25

>>31652526
<SpiritGuided> Like, use direct quotes form players as part of the update to signify his decision making process, with one "Spirit" ordering consensus. I'll do a pastebin or something of how I see it working after I post next update

If you aren't on IRC.

>>31652401
Sorry, but could you get rid of the not!-trip? It's kind of confusing.

>>31652530
I'd say it's less confusing and more completely pointless. The only reason I can think to do that for is so when somebody searches SpiritGuided in Foolz they'll find all OGD related posts. Which I guess I'd appreciate, I always catch up just reading the updates on Foolz.

>>31652567
EMAIL FIELD DAMNIT.

We could have used that good roll on snuggles!

Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

>>31652610
NEVER

>>31652585
He's not talking to SpiritGuided, anon.

SORRY

>>31652645
Also yeah anon, he was addressing me, get this though. Spiritguided is Fall Guy though.

>>31652637
RollAnon, you're drunk again. Put your pants back on and drink some water.

>>31652645
Oh my mistake. Yeah the fake trip was weird, completely cosmetic and pointless.

Rolled 7, 2, 6 = 15

>>31652713
...
I am actually tipsy, pantless and I've just drank some water.

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>>31652737
Oh god, out of all the times I get telepathy, why now?

Alright folks. Any bits of housekeeping to do after booze acquisition?

I think Ivan will have enough time to do one more thing, and I don't really want to post a 400 character update, so I'm calling for votes now.

This can be in regard to prepping the observatory for movie night, or anything else.

>>31652900
As long as we have blankets just large enough for Elda to give us a handjob under, I have no further requests.

>>31652900
What >>31651511 mentioned.

Rolled 4, 7, 6 = 17

>>31652900
Get some laaaarge blankets.

>>31652900
Maybe we can do this>>31652123
?

>>31652947
i see...

>>31652900
We are inviting all the rookies right?

>>31652900
look up the Idols? They're supposed to be around here

>>31652900
Snow machine.

>>31652900
>>31652123
I like to mention my late post from ealier if anyone else is game for pranks.

>>31653020
They're on the planet below the Brick. Getting them might be a problem.

>>31652956
Agreed

>>31653000
>>31653020
Too many people makes for a shit horror showing.

>>31653020
Idols still off world, getting boot camped.

>>31653000
The invite list is just the four who went on the drop. Although I don't think anyone specified that this event would be restricted to just you four.

Try and keep in mind my limitations on writing large groups of people.

>>31653061
Anon, this was planned as a rookie might out deal, remember?

>>31653000
The rookies are still in training, so not on the Brick. Unless you mean Elda, Niels, Tsukino, Markos...

>>31653094
Just add Tsukino and Cy. That should be the lot of them. We DID do this to help Niels out a bit.

>>31652900

LET'S GET THESE 4D HORROR EFFECTS ALL UP. PREFERABLTY SOMETHING SLIMY AND TENTACLE-LIKE TO SLITHER UP AND STARTLE ONE OF THEM.

Maybe not Neils though, that'd be double spaghetti.

>>31653094
We should get Tsukino and Cy. We're all friends, and plus, Tsukino invited us to her pizza party.

>>31653292
We already invited Tsukino (with the hope of getting her to cuddle with Niels). If we invite Cy we're going to need to bring Shirley Temples for him.

>>31653094
Just Tsukino and Cy, FG. Two more shouldn't be that hard.

Should it?

Rolled 4, 9, 3 = 16

>>31653333
It would be pretty awkward if she hugged Ivan instead of Niels during the scary scenes.

>>31653388
It would be even worse if NIELS hugs Ivan instead of Tsukino.

Although, we might find out that way if Tsukino is a Yaoi Fangirl...

>>31653277
>Tentacle begins rubbing up on Elda
>Th-that b-better not be what I think it is, p-pezzo de merda

>>31653388
Simple solution, we don't sit next to Tsukino.

I'm much more worried about Cy getting scared and hugging her.

>>31653474
>Everyone hooks up
>ivan and Elda
>Niels and girl-whose-name-sounds-like-vomit
>Cy and... Marcus? I guess? ALCOHOL.

Rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7

>>31653474
Or Cy hugging us.

>>31653441
>>31653474
>everyone gets scared and starts hugging Ivan

"...Imma bet that goddamn shower's involved with this somehow..."

>>31653094
>>31653157

Sorry I meant only Tsukino and Cy since they are our fellow rookies is all. Just hope it isn't too much trouble.

>>31653523
And then Markos and Cy started dancing whilst being filmed by Ivan.

Russian horror movie mogul quest when?

>>31653704
It'll be fine. Tsukino is super stealthy, so Ivan won't notice her doing anything and Fall won't have to write it. And Cy will mope about No Booze For You, so Ivan will ignore him mostly.

>>31653778
Whenever Fall Grill feels like writing it.

Well, definitely going to have to get the Snirmoff brand Vudca. Shit is great for mixers. A pity it also has the ugliest sounding name in the world. And some Ram. Paco brand. And shit, Commodore Jock, why the hell not? Flush with your acquisitions you pay out about 60 credits and make your way out of the dispensary. A short stop by the grocery mart and you’ve got the mixers you’ll need too, as well as the popcorn. The juice is substantially more expensive than the shit you plan to mix it with.

Satisfied at your acquisitions you make your way to your quarters, where you shove the beverages into your fridge. Still got quite a bit of time until the designated movie hour. Enough time to do something… but what?

Well first thing’s first, the observatory is cold as fuck. Best way to resolve that issue is with a blanket. Removing the large and warm fleece blanket mom stitched for you all those years ago, you wrap it up under your arm. You place the booze and mixers into a cooler and make your way back down to K-Level.

You examine the area once more. Really, the observatory is thematic as all fuck. It’d be a shame to let such an excellent venue go to waste… You run back up to the mechanics bay, where a quick jaunt through the ever useful miscellania storage area leads to some impressive finds. Chief among them a set of worn out old speakers (not nearly as old as the projector) and some sort of creepy tentacle thing. After careful examination, you realize it’s the tail of some sort of robotic pet. Maybe a Borral. The fuzzy little mammal equivalents were found on a Verastell colony world, and took Human Space by storm. The cute noises they made, gentle demeanor, and relative self-sufficiency made them popular pets. The prehensile tails also got them a feature role in a great number of home videos. In the end, the supply of Borrals couldn’t keep up with demand, and cheap robotic mimicries with chained AIs were on the market.

Long story short, you found a fleshy robotic prehensile tail that WAS NOT a sex toy for the tentacle obsessed. Either way, you figure that this thing could be incredibly useful for some pranks.

Satisfied at your finds, you return back down to K-Level and rig them up. The prehensile tail you place behind the row of seats you figure people will situate themselves at, the speakers, behind some rubble. You make sure to ping everyone, telling them to bring blankets. And, after a few moments of thought, you decide to invite Cy along. You figure Niels is going to bring Tsukino down, and at that point you’re basically snubbing the heavy weapons expert. Hardly a good idea.

After a quarter of an hour of restlessly shifting around, you walk up to the cooler and squat beside it, double checking your supply of booze and popcorn. You attribute this drop in your guard to your yelp of surprise as the door behind you opens.

Markos roars with laughter. “Holy shit! So is that your dreaded viking war cry Ivan?”

>Respond to your fellow rookie
>Also shoot the shit until more people arrive

>>31653940
Let's not get into your "War Dance" tonight, ok? Shit causes seizures in those caught unprepared.

>>31653940
"Just getting in the mood."

>>31653940
Pretend we pulled a muscle while we were slav-squatting.

>>31653940
"You don't understand man. Somethings up with this place. Think Elda might have rigged it to keep people out?"

Guess who's sitting by the prehensile tail.

Rolled 9, 4, 3 = 16

>>31653940
>>Respond to your fellow rookie
I was too busy setting up traps.

>>31654006
This. Seconded.

>>31654006
>>31654030

Some mixture of these

>>31654006
This is funny and true. I third.
>>31653940

>>31654006
Fourthing
>>31654030
Seconding

“Absolutely,” you reply, “And you won’t hear it again, so long as we don’t get a sample of your war dance tonight. Shit causes seizures in the unprepared.”

You turn back to the cooler, smirking to yourself. Hit him where it hurts. You hear Markos walk up behind you, his footsteps echoing in the cavernous room. “Oh, so that was your warcry? That’s good. I’d hate to think you pulled your groin while adopting the stance of your people. A slav who can’t squat is a tragic thing indeed.”

Ohhhh… You can’t tell if your more insulted that he called you a slav, or implied that you were bad at being one. Either way, he just earned some tentacular titillation tonight. You shrug, slowly turning to look up at Markos. “You don’t get it man. There’s something up with this place. You think Elda has anything rigged up to keep people out?”

Markos frowns. “I didn’t think she was any good with the tech stu-”

His words are cut off by the door crashing open once more. The two of you jerk around, you unbalancing slightly and plopping onto your ass as Cy leads Niels and Tsukino into the observatory. Cy bellows a greeting to you and Markos, completely drowning out Niels and Tsukino’s own much softer hellos.

“Ivan! Markos! What the fuck is up?”

Markos replies first, “Not much Cy. Ivan and I were just going over the booze supply,” Markos pauses, and visibly winces. “I’m sorry Cy. I told Ivan you were looking forward to it, but he completely forgot.”

“Looking forward to it? What was I looking forward to?”

You immediately pick up on Markos’ hint and bow your head. “I’m sorry Cy,” you murmur. “I totally forgot to grab the syrup for the Shirley Temples.”

Cy’s brow furrows in confusion for a second before he groans, brushes the air in front of him away in irritation. “Fuckin! Damn. One day I’ll be making those jokes I swear.”

As Markos mocks Cy some more, you glance over to Niels and Tsukino, who have situated themselves at one end of the row of seats you set up for everybody. They both give you a friendly wave before Niels spreads a blanket of their two seats.

>What do?
>Talk to Cy and Markos about something
>See what’s up with Niels and Tsukino
>>Write ins welcome

>>31654528
>See what’s up with Niels and Tsukino
For a short while. Let's not cockblock Niels tonight, though.

Well, long time no see Tsukino! How's things going with you?

Rolled 8, 8, 8 = 24

>>31654528
>>See what’s up with Niels and Tsukino

>>31654610
This
keep it short. Gotta let Niels do his thang

>>31654610
Yeah, let's do it. Play the good host get them drinks if they are thirsty
.>>31654528

>>31654528
So, Cy. Anything you wanna share from your recent mission?

>>31654610
This. Also talk up how cool Niels was under pressure and invaluable his hacking skills were in completing our mission objectives. Let's see if we can help the kid out.

>>31654789
Great idea.
also ask Cy what missions hes done lately

>>31654610
>>31654789
>>31654822
Full wingman?
Talk up Niel's (and don't forget that shot)
Belittle Marcus to further make Niels look good?

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>>31654610
>>31654707
Might as well ask what Tsukino's and Cy's missons were.

Anyway, I was going through my... personal... files, and I found this pic that I thought would be perfect for Svenja on date night(specifically, at the end of date night). Would have posted it last week, but, well, fuckin' CAPTCHA, right? Enjoy!

>>31654689
Me again. I like where this Anon's head is at.
>>31654869
I'd like to incorporate his ideas if you could.
>>31654528

>>31654869
Nah can't really talk shita bout Markos in the mission. He did his job. Should go full wing man for Niels though.

>>31654869
Belay that belittling. If we need to shut Markus down we'll threaten to have Niels hack that night club and show Tsukino the footage of him dancing.

>>31654945

The Tattoo doesn't seem appropriate.

But other than that, hubba hubba.

>>31654869
>Belittle Marcus to further make Niels look good?

Naw. He'll look bad enough when we tentacle him...

>>31654994
What tattoo? That's her undergarments.

>>31655052

The red bit on her skin.

>>31655052
Ah, wait, I see it.

Thought it was a ribbon of some type.

>>31654994
Yeah, I know. But I NO GOOD AT ART OR MS PAINT, so that's what I got.

Still, the fact that you focused on the tattoo for a bit still meant you were focused on her dulce culo, so I believe I done my job well.

>>31654528
Here's a random thought. How come all the medics we've come across are some form of asshole?

Tran was a condescending asshole
Markos is a smart ass prick
Even Elda is a cold ass bitch.

I still do like both Markos and Elda though. Just seemed funny to me is all.

>>31654945
My God.
Dat ass.
It is glorious.

>>31655320
You clearly don't know many medical professionals.

>>31653911
>Maybe a Borral. The fuzzy little mammal equivalents were found on a Verastell colony world, and took Human Space by storm. The cute noises they made, gentle demeanor, and relative self-sufficiency made them popular pets.
I can't help but feel this is referencing something.

>>31655320
All the nice and sane ones drop out of med school.

>>31654945
im officially deciding to ship Svenja now. thanks for the deciding factor

>>31655446
silly anon, thinking we're locked into one or another

we're merely gathering girls for Val's harem that we're apart of

Rolled 10, 7, 10 = 27

>>31654945
All of a sudden, I'm questioning my decision to waifu Elda

>>31655446

>Shipping
>22XX

Have you been missing all the no consequence sex we've been having?

Apologies to anyone who got pissed at the fake trip earlier, I was using it in a DAQ parody thread and forgot I had it.

>>31654945
Damn anon.

>>31654528
>Write In

Throw a blanket over both Tsukino and Neils, tell them they'll have to share since there's not enough for everyone.

>>31655483
Anon, why would you waste that roll?

Also, refer to >>31655480 plus I'm pretty sure Elda's going to be getting some character development tonight otherwise people are just going to get fed up with her weirdness and bitchiness never changing

>>31655446
Glad to have been of help, fellow anon!

Back to cloaking for me.

>whhooom

>>31654869
>Come back after cooking
>I wrote Marcus instead of Cy

Derp.

>>31655480
>>31655506
being a 20th century pop culture enthusiast, i get the feeling that Ivan is a bit old fashioned at heart.

regardless, i lurk more than i post so its just what i want. i enjoy watching quests go where i dont expect and have no input over.

>>31655529
fuck. Sorry, I didn't realise I was using dice

You break away from Cy and Markos and walk up to the two rookies who have already found their seats before they can get too cozy. Inadvertently looming over the pair of them, you grin down. “Long time no see Tsukino! How’re things with you?”

Tsukino inclines her head slightly. “Things are very well with me, Kostov-san. Thank you for asking. My most recent drop was rather thrilling. I was actually smuggled into a corporate facility in a small box. Is there anything exciting you wish to share?”

You rub the back of your head. “Noth- wait what’s this about a small box?”

Tsukino’s face goes a little pink at your evident surprise. “Oh! Nothing really. It was a clever stratagem to allow me to disrupt security from within before the rest of my squadron dropped onto the target.”

“... How big a box?”

Tsukino gives you some shockingly small dimensions. You give Niels a significant look. Niels’ ears turn bright red. “Impressive… Well. I don’t have anything that can directly compare to fitting into a freaking carry out box. I did go toe to toe with a MAHWM however. Niels over here is pretty much the only reason I’m still talking to you right now.”

“Really now Ivan,” scoffs Niels, smiling in spite of himself. “You did all the ripping and tearing.”

“And a fat lot of good that would have done for me, if you hadn’t disrupted the pilot when we first stormed the server room. Those guns would have blown me to hell and back.”

“Or,” says Markos, appearing at your shoulder, “when Niels prevented some secfor from using your brains for splatter art. Or are you trying to keep that under wraps to look cool Ivan?”

You almost respond with anger, until you realize what Markos’ game is. Lord knows, he’s done the same for you in the past. Tsukino speaks first, “What are you referring to Ruiz-san?”

“Oh nothing,” smirks Markos, “Ivan was just a dumbass and let some secfor flank him. I would’ve been stuck piecing his skull back together like some fucked up jigsaw puzzle if Niels wasn’t as quick as he was on the trigger.”

Niels seems deeply abashed by the praise, and Tsukino seems equally impressed. Markos gives you a wink and mouths “Sorry not sorry,” at you, shit eating grin on his face. You roll your eyes and stand aside as Markos takes a seat next to Niels, continuing to embellish the events of the mission for Tsukino.

You return to the popcorn and cooler and drag them back to the row of seats. Cy has taken a seat next to Markos, a mixed drink of some sort already in hand. You prepare yourself a ram and coke, and are about to take a seat as the door opens one final time.

>Greet the Elda

>>31655529
DiceAnon, drink more water. You're still too drunk to post tonight.

>>31655646
Hey, Elda! Glad you could make it!

So, whaddya think? Cleans up nicely, huh?

>>31655646
>ram and coke
lost it

Rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>31655646
>>Greet the Elda
Hello Elda, here's a drink as cold as your ass.

>>31655654
You missed.

>>31655646
"Hey Elda, welcome to K-Section theater, can I get you something to drink?"

Sit her on the other end of the seats with us between her and Markos and CY

>>31655646
"So how do I say 10 credits for admission in Italian?"

Damn, we totally should of asked Niels if he could get the footage of our fight with the MAWHM to view after the movie. Can we still do that?

>>31655646
Wave to Elda, then flag her down to sit next to you. Lean in conspiratorially, "Make Niels look good trying to impress Tsukino." Ivan whispers. "How do you like the improved digs?" He boasts gesturing to the room.

>>31655840
I'm sure we can, it shouldn't be too hard to get it onto the tablet and playing

>>31655854
>Wave to Elda, then flag her down to sit next to you. Lean in conspiratorially, "Make Niels look good trying to impress Tsukino." Ivan whispers. "How do you like the improved digs?" He boasts gesturing to the room.
>>31655766
>Sit her on the other end of the seats with us between her and Markos and CY

Rolled 4, 8, 9 = 21

>>31655646
As an aside, make a hole at the bottom of one of the bags of popcorn. You will need it later.

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

>>31655646

Rolling for Elda's mood

>>31655919
I hope it's for the T and not the D...

>>31655840
Should also ask Tsukino or Cy if they have any interesting footage to share with the class.

>>31655954
holy fuck jesus anon, turn your goddamn dice off

thats hilariously scary but I hope to god FG does not use that

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>>31655954
You almost got me anon.

Almost.

>>31655954

Well, shit.

>>31655954
WHY WOULD YOU ROLL
WHY

>>31655960
You think we could get an augement to have a prehensile T-style D?

For Svenja's donut.

>>31655998
>>31655992
>>31655977
Calm down guys he just rolled 1 sided dice.

>>31655998
he rolled 3d1 's

Rolled 10, 7, 3 = 20

>>31655960
I meant it for the D.

I am fairly old fashioned.

>>31656031
>>31656025
no he didnt. his email field says 3d10...

>>31656069
>People are still browsing without an extention

>>31656069

It says 3d1-0 you idiot.

>>31656086
care to point me to a good one?

>>31656069
you sir are blind

>>31656069
>2014
>Being illiterate

>>31656103
I'm using appchan, myself.

>>31656088
not when im looking at it. whats wrong with me?

>>31656103
4chan X

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

Invisible hyphen is king for rusemen.

>>31656137

Many, many, things.

>>31656103
4chanx is nice.

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>>31656148
You. You are stealing all the 25s.

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>>31656108
>>31656109
>>31656088
what is wrong with my firefox?

>>31656212

Get 4chanX

>>31656212
anon
pls
pls
im not falling for this bait, not today

>>31656176
I vote that Undeniable Assholes should be a dream that Ivan has of Elda snapping. It would be hilarious.

Disturbing and erotic at the same time.

>>31656265
There is nothing erotic about anything in Undeniable Assholes.

>>31656292
Are you sure about that?

My boner says otherwise.

>>31656339
Your boner is objectively wrong.

>>31656339
yes

my lack of one disagrees with your misplaced boner

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>>31656339
...Yes.

Very much so.

>>31656231
ive followed the steps to install 4chan x. nothing has changed.

>>31656454

I guess your computer is retarded then.

>>31656454
Did you refresh son, if that doesn't work restart your browser.

>>31656396
Silly anon! There are no women on the internet! holy shit. This is scary. I don't know if it's a lie or not!

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>>31656454
I'm sorry anon, you're tech illiterate.

It's okay. It happens to many people as the world advances.

>>31656176

I know right?

Apologies for making it so gross, I wanted it to stop but the tomahawk/seismic trigger thing was a better write-in than anything I had.

>>31656387
>>31656396
>>31656445
You are all wrong and foolish.

I am close to finishing

>>31656484
are there suppose to be any graphical changes? ive got nothing after restart
>>31656531
gee, thanks for showing me something that i cant see without a working extension which ive never bothered getting for 4 years.

>>31656508
my lack of a boner anon, not my lack of the parts

>>31656565
the only real graphic change for 4chanX is a bar at the top instead of all the links for the boards. It can maximize to show the boards and minimize to just show the current board name.

>>31656644
i see. well i dont have that. and i dont have what >>31656531 this guy has with the dice either. im reinstalling windows later this week and im making the move to chrome then. lets see what happens.

>>31656696
you probably don't have the settings turned on, on the bar at the top that replaces the board navigation, on the far left there are 3 lines stacked, click that, then open the settings and mess around in there

“Hey Elda, welcome to the K-Level theater. I’d ask what ‘10 credits for admission’ is in italian, but you’d probably have me calling myself a shit eating dog fucker or something like that.”

Elda shrugs. “Probably. I see you have cleaned this place up somewhat.”

You grin. “You like? Feel free to find yourself a drink and seat. I’ll just get the movie going.”

Elda shifts her blanket onto her shoulder and locates herself at the opposite end of the row of seats from Niels and Tsukino. Seems like you’ll be sitting between Elda and Cy.

Excellent.

You order the drones to drag the Tarp into position and start the Thing up on the Armorer’s ancient tablet. You hurry down and take your seat next to Elda, placing the ram and coke next to her screwdriver. Well, you suppose it’s not really a screwdriver since it’s made with vudca. Skriwdravor? You activate the heating tab on a bag of popcorn and wait while the kernels pop. Elda glances over at you as the spaceship flies across the screen.

Yup. Definitely should have pushed the camp aspect.

As the Norwegians do their damndest to off the husky you can hear Elda flinch as their guns fire. You take a sip of your ram and coek. Didn’t peg her as a dog lover. She’s not gonna like what’s coming later.

While the movie continues on, the twisted corpse in the norwegian base drawing gales of laughter from Markos, and a chuckle from Elda and Cy. Now that you’ve gotten some more first hand experience with corpses, you have to admit that they really could’ve done better with the bodies.

Eventually, the scene with the alien and the dog sled team rolls around. As the monster brutalizes man’s best friend you can hear the rest of the rookies laugh and make other disbelieving noises. Sighing internally, you glance over to see how Elda’s dealing with it.

Her skriwdravor is already empty, and she’s staring at the screen, blanket held up over her mouth.

>Wat do?

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>>31656551

>>31656735
Assissted concentacle Markos

>>31656735

Arm over her shoulder.

>>31656735
>Her skriwdravor is already empty, and she’s staring at the screen, blanket held up over her mouth.

Parfecto.

>>31656722
by board navigation bar has not been replaced by that thing ur describing

>inb4 she pukes

>>31656735
seconding >>31656835

Rolled 9, 2, 3 = 14

>>31656735
Arm over shoulder

>>31656735
Whisper to Elda, "Hey want to take a break? I've seen this already." Also when we are leaving Do what this Anon said
>>31656823

Or Just this.
>>31656835

>>31656735
put an arm around her shoulders and draw our blanket close to being over both of us

>>31656823
lets leave that for a suspensive scene once we've got Elda leaning against us

>>31656913
>Whisper to Elda, "Hey want to take a break? I've seen this already." Also when we are leaving Do what this Anon said
why would we leave? thats just stupid

>>31656921
>>31656892
>>31656872
>>31656835
this I suppose
the whole emotional thing has never been a strong suit of mine. this seems like its going to get us a slap in the chops though

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>>31656835
Yesssss...

You guys are so suave, I can't bear it

>>31656949
I was thinking that too after a saw a few other suggestions. I was thinking that maybe she was generally uncomfortable as opposed to scared from a good scary movie. Thinking maybe had something to do with her Trauma, so probably just thinking to hard.

>>31656835
Use the motion of our arm going over her shoulder to hide the button press of
>>31656823

>>31656735

Do NOTHING.

Do NOT break the mood.

WATCH the MOVIE.

(Oh, and fix her up another skriwdravor)

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Rolled 9, 7, 9 = 25

>>31656997

>>31657048
This.

when do we start fake convulsing, approximate the noise from the thing, and spit that fake tentacle out of our mouth?

>>31657051
The bears are stealing 25s now?

Nope. Not even a little surprised.

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>>31656864
4chanx v3 is kinda shit, get Greasemonkey and appchanx. Should look like this.

http://zixaphir.github.io/appchan-x/#install

>>31657236

Eh, it's uglier.

>>31657236
nothing happened... grease monkey even shows that i have 4chanx and appchan installed. i only have one or the other enabled and there is still no visible change.

Welp. It’s time to see make Markos pay out the ass before he never lets this one go. But you’d also like to get some of this much more mellow Elda. Hmmm… there must be a way to do both. You pick up Elda’s glass and fix her up another Skriwdravor, less vudca this time, before taking your seat next to her once more. Placing the drink on her armrest, you snake your free arm around and rest it on her shoulders. Elda takes its presence as an opportunity to examine your tattoo until the scene is over.

Just as the camera cuts away Markos speaks up. “Holy shit. That might have been the lea-” You order the prehensile tail to rub gently against his leg. Markos’ voice dies in his throat as he glances around suspiciously. “The fuck was that?”

You shhh him, putting a finger to your lips. “We’re watching a movie, thank you very much.”

Markos glowers at you dubiously as he puts a large fistful of popcorn into his mouth. You take a sip of your ram and coek to cover up your grin.

The movie continues on, the special effects continuing to fail to impress. The exploding blood scene in particular draws gales of laughter from Markos. You suppose that as a medical doctor, he’d have even more reason to be amused by it than anyone else. You glance over at Niels and Tsukino, who seem to be leaning into one another. You notice some sort of lump beneath their blanket. You stare at it for a few seconds before realizing that they’re holding hands.

Somehow you think you’dve been less appalled if Tsukino was giving Niels a handie.

You finally finish off your ram and coek, and are about to make yourself another when you check to see how Elda and her skriwdravor is holding up.

Completely empty.

>What do?

>>31657481
She's drinking quite a bit.
Crack a joke about that, though let mild concern seep through.

Rolled 6, 9, 9 = 24

>>31657481
>>What do?
Make her another one with slightly less alcohol.

>>31657481

"Are my scriwdrivors really that good?"

>>31657481
"If you like my screwdrivers that much, wait 'til I show you my jackhammer."

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>>31657543
this is good
also
>handholding

>>31657481
Give her a straight orange juice. We aren't trying to get her drunk.

>>31657543
This then this.
>>31657538
>>31657481

>>31657481
seconding >>31657543

then get her something to ease her off the Vudca and for her to coast

>>31657481
Do I smell... fear?

>>31657481
Fill her another. Pass it back to her.

>>31657481
do >>31657543 followed by >>31657575

>>31657575
yea this, let her coast along for a bit, bring our blanket over the both of us when we get back with her drink

>>31657674
This

>>31657481
Okay good point Anon
>>31657577
I'll change the Alcohol part to just Orange Juice in my vote. We want her to be sharp after all.
>>31657575

Swing your arm and slightly graze her breast.

;)

Shouldn't we just ask her if she wants another. We could just get her orange juice but maybe she'd like another, then
just use even less vudca

>>31657909

Or bring her another and a glass of water, staying hydrated is probably more important than pacing.

Roll 3d10 for bluff.

>>31658098
No, ruselord, you are the bluff.

And you rolled a crit fail.

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

>>31658098

Rolled 7, 3, 9 = 19

>>31658098
SING THAT OLD POP SONG FROM CENTURIES OLD CULTURE

CANT READ MY
CANT READ MY
NO HE CANT READ MY
POKER FACE

Rolled 7, 1, 3 = 11

>>31658098

>>31658144
Shit, I was just about to roll too.

>>31658168
distract her with our disco stick

Rolled 4, 3, 6 = 13

>>31658098
Oh jeez, what wacky plans could I have in store for us?

Rolled 2, 2, 2 = 6

>>31658098
nice try rusemans

rolling anyway

Rolled 4, 3, 8 = 15

>>31658098

You lean into Elda and murmur, “Are my screwdrivers really that good?”

Elda starts slightly and looks up at you, eyes wide. “Wha-I- no. I mean they’re fine. They’re good. I’ll have another.”

You nod slightly and go to fix her another, as well as another ram and coek for yourself. Part of you is a little worried about her. She’s not a big girl by any stretch of the imagination and she seems to be drinking a little much. The movie’s not quite two hours long, and you have no idea how strong of a skriwdravor Elda fixed herself in the first place. You figure you might as well make this one as close to a virgin screwdriver as possible. Pouring a light splash of vudca into the beverage, you wander back to your seat and take it, draping the blanket of the pair of you.

Shit’s gonna get hella cozy pretty soon.

As the Thing eats some poor schmuck’s arms Markos howls with laughter once more. “Holy shit. Every time. Seriously, it looks like they just bukkaked the entire set. Where does all of this good fucking come from?”

Alright. That tears it. You silently order the tentacle to seek out Markos’ ankle. You wait for the tension to build once more before siccing it on him. Markos leaps at least five feet into the air, shrieking in shock.

Elda and Niels both gasp, and both bury their faces into the nearest member of the opposite sex. Cy starts heavily himself while you howl with laughter. Markos stumbles back from his seat, stammering, as you order to tentacle to flop into the open. Markos stares at it for a few seconds before closing his eyes and shaking his head.

“Alright. Alright. You got me.”

He returns to his seat and the movie continues on in silence. Nothing else really noteworthy happens, aside from the movie playing to it’s conclusion. As the credits roll, you cut the video feed off. “Well everyone. I’d raise the lights, but they never got installed.”

Cy and Markos quickly get to their feet. “Well I gotta admit. This was a pretty good time Ivan,” says Markos, brushing popcorn off of himself, “But I should probably sleep now. Hopefully I won’t have any nightmares about that fucking blood test.”

Cy makes a similar goodnight, and the two of them take their leave of the observatory. Niels and tsukino linger for a few seconds before standing to leave as well. After he finishes wishing you good night, Niels nods in Elda’s direction. You look down to your side to see Elda curled up into a ball, her head buried in the side of your chest. You totally failed to notice it.

>Say something?

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10

>>31658338
Na, just sit there for a bit.

Quietly.

Creepily.

Rolled 9, 7, 5 = 21

>>31658319
>>31658338
Wink at Niels and waggle an eyebrow without Tsukino noticing.

"Comfy, Elda?"

>>31658338
Just sit for a bit
"huh."

>>31658338
"Hey, Elda, you OK in there?"

Rolled 2, 7, 1 = 10

>>31658338
Just relax and leave her be for a bit.

>>31658338
>>31658319
Check to see if she is asleep.
If no: "Not to interrupt you, or anything, but you gonna need any help getting home? Looked like you had quite a few drinks, is all."
If yes, stay for a bit. Too long, and either shake her a bit (if she's a light sleeper). If not, then carry her home like we did before.

>>31658338
>>Say something?

Don't say anything right away, just....touch her hair, rub/hold her back, slightly, and let her speak first.

Prepare to make joke about her running away, though.
"Staying put this time, eh, elda?"
"I was worried, lady was going ot be running by now"
"Too comfy to flee to safety?"

or something to that effect, except well written and not corny cuz i can't do dialogue right now

>>31658477

This.

Rolled 6, 4, 8 = 18

>>31658338
wrap our arms around her and draw her close, get those blankets wrapped around us all then ask >>31658432

>>31658338
"Don't worry, you got good old Suicide Pack right here." Ivan smirks as he tucks Elda's blanket in. Recline back into your seat and relax.

>>31658338
Nudge her awake gently, ask her if she'd like to start the Princess Bride(or whatever mobie it was that we started) again.

>>31658338
Don't say anything, just do some light holding/return cuddling.

Rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9

>>31658543
>ask her if she'd like to start the Princess Bride(or whatever mobie it was that we started) again.
THIS

WE HAVE TO FINISH WATCHING IT WITH HER

>>31658477
Seconding this. Give it a few minutes after everyone else is gone before waking her up. "I didn't want to disturb you but I figure you'll sleep more comfortably in your own bed than down here."

>>31658338
Enjoy the moment in silence for a bit. Try not to fall asleep

You know what? Let's get this shit going like an action sequence. Here's how it'll go. I give you something to vote on, you vote. I tell you in incredibly general terms how she reacts, you vote on another course of action. Repeat a few times, then I post the fully written out version.

>Enjoy the moment
>Nudge her to see if she's awake

>>31658587
>Enjoy the moment

Rolled 8, 8, 3 = 19

>>31658587
>Whisper her to see if she's awake
then
>Enjoy the moment

>>31658587
>>Enjoy the moment

>>31658587
Enjoy da moment boss!

>>31658543
Oh this is sweet, don't wake her up, but if she does wake up, let's totally watch the end of the Princess' Bride.

>>31658587
>Enjoy the moment

>>31658587
>QTE of cuddling

I can dig it.

> Enjoy the moment for a few minutes.

Rolled 3, 1, 10 = 14

>>31658618
>but if she does wake up, let's totally watch the end of the Princess' Bride.
we should start playing it at low volume and see how she reacts

>>31658587
>Enjoy the moment

Alright, enjoying the moment seems to be the winrar. Elda remains silent but probably shifts around or some shit that's super moe-desu.

NEXT:
>Continue enjoying the moment
>Interact with mellowed italian girl.

>>31658587
>>Enjoy the moment

Rolled 8, 10, 10 = 28

>>31658587
>>Enjoy the moment

>>31658653
>>Interact with mellowed italian girl.

>>31658653
"So, comfy? Would you like me to fluff my arm for you?" present cheese-eating grin

Rolled 5, 7, 3 = 15

>>31658653
>Interact with mellowed italian girl.
start playing the princess bride at low volume and cuddle up with her

Rolled 4, 2, 8 = 14

>>31658653
>>Continue enjoying the moment

>>31658629
Great idea Anon.
>Interact with mellowed italian girl
"Play Princess' Bride at low volume wehere we left off last"

>>31658653
>Continue enjoying the moment

>>31658653
>>>Interact with mellowed italian girl

>>31658661
If only he had declared grit enjoyment

>>31658653
>>Interact with mellowed italian girl.

>>31658653
Sorry I linked the wrong post.
>Interact with mellowed italian girl
"Play Princess' Bride at low volume wehere we left off last"
>>31658689

>>31658653
>Interact with mellowed italian girl.
Rape her with her own spine then fling the entrails like spiderman's web.

Take this moment to truly notice the features on Elda's face and body. The slight movements as she breathes softly and exhales, her light features and the tint of roses on her cheeks. [Insert more florid, waifu-pandering description here]

Try not to pop a boner.

>>31658792
> try not to pop a bone
> pop a huge boner

>>31658653
>Interact with mellowed italian girl.
Want to finish the princess bride?

Now isn't the time for movies, we don't even know if we can do that here and even if we could it probably involves getting up. Not worth it.

>>31656265
>I vote that Undeniable Assholes should be a dream that Ivan has of Elda snapping. It would be hilarious.

Just got here, catching up.

Undeniable assholes is PearAlien's dreams of humanity's worst TBH

>>31658958
Yeah seriously no distractions.