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>>31684053
Dosh King soon, fellow posters.

Also, in about 5 hours I'm going to have to resist the temptation to play Dark Souls II, which is coming out on PC then.

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>>31684105
>implying she'll let you

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>>31684309
Think more like this.

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>>31684053
FOR THE DOSH!

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>>31684365
Oh I'm okay with that. That would be a way better way to spend the night than with DaS2.

>>31684452
Nonon agree

You could probably quickly dispose of those guys yourself, but that's not the point here. In the Battlefield Trip, you're not a one man army, you have an actual army to command.

"Ping-Pong Club, stand forward!"

A line of students forms before you, holding oversized rackets. With their help, they block the bullets fired by Kinman students. ...Wait, are those bullets? It doesn't feel like it.

"What are they shooting with?", you ask.

"It's money, sir! They're firing bills of money at us!", one of the students answers.

Indeed, you can sense small pieces of paper all around the Ping-Pong Club members. You pick one of them up.

"Judging by the feel, these aren't genuine Bank of Japan notes, are they? You're using counterfeit notes?"

"They ain't counterfeit! They're Takarada Bucks! The word of the wealthy Takarada Conglomerate is worth more than gold here in Osaka! They're worth way more than the debt-ridden national currency!"

You're not big on economics, but you're pretty sure there's no way this can work well. Either way, this is not why you're here. The Ping-Pong Club is doing their job, but you're not going to achieve anything by just blocking.

[ ] Order the long-range clubs to attack
[ ] Send Mankanshoku in

>>31684952
>Send Mako in

>>31684952
[x]Send Mako in

>>31684952
>[X] Send Mankanshoku in
RELEASE THE BEAST!

>>31684952
Send Mako in

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>>31684952
[x] Send Mankanshoku in

STAR PLATINUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp5ekMlQvi4

>>31684952
>[x] Send Mankanshoku in

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>>31684971
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>>31684053
Aw-right!!

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>>31685060
I'd touch both of their shiny buttons.

>>31685060
>MAKOLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

On an unrelated topic, why is Satsuki's theme so good holy shit

>>31684952
Mankanshoku seems bored, you should probably occupy her with something before she wanders off.

"Mankanshoku, take care of this.", you say.

"Okay!"

She steps in front of the Ping-Pong Club members, and spreads her arms. The students armed with guns hesitate, and stop shooting. What is she thinking?

"If she's stupid, that's her own fault! Fire!", Takarada calls out.

Mankanshoku moves rapidly towards the students, and back where she was standing. You're sure only you managed to catch that. She's pretty fast. Suddenly, you hear clicking sounds. Kinman students are out of ammo?

"She... she took our ammo!", one of them shouts.

"Thanks for the cash! I'm off to do some sightseeing!", Mankanshoku says, and storms off.

"Mankanshoku, where do you think you're going?!", you call out, but she's already too far away to hear you.

You can't chase her. You have a duty to perform here, after all. Oh well, the worst she can do is cause some collateral damage. She has her uniform, so she'll be safe. You can find her once you're done with Takarada.

Mankanshoku did do what you asked her for, though. The students armed with guns, deprived of ammo, are now defenseless.

You order the clubs to advance on them and through the school gates. As they're about to head inside, the gates burst open. It seems that enemy reinforcements have arrived.

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>>31685680
[ORA INTENSIFIES]

>>31685680
"Nice trick there, but you'll need to do better than that to win!", Takarada says.

Even though they shouldn't be able to, Kinman students manage to push back your forces, all clad in Battlefield Trip Ultima Uniforms.

"How can you stand up to Ultima Uniforms?!", you ask.

"It's not a matter of "how", but "how much money can you spend on it"! And let me tell you, I can spend a lot!"

While even in power, your army loses in numbers, and is slowly getting pushed out of the school. They want to fight you in the city?

[ ] Let them do it
[ ] Use your uniform to push them back

>>31685680
>Mankanshoku moves rapidly towards the students, and back where she was standing. You're sure only you managed to catch that
Oh god, Star Platinum confirmed

>>31685752
Use your uniform to push them back.

We want this to end quickly and with NB and Osaka relatively intact.

>>31685752
>[X] Use your uniform to push them back

>>31685752
>[x] Use your uniform to push them back

>>31685752
[x] Use your uniform to push them back

I guess it would be less damaging to our plan if we simply force them back before they have a chance to destroy the town. The money they'd save from not rebuilding Osaka could build another Naked Sun!

>>31685798
Haha, disregard that I can't read for shit.

>>31685752
>[ ] Use your uniform to push them back
Let's get this over and done with.

>>31685810
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Slow thread, eh

>>31686107
Oh god I'm choking that was not what I expected

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>>31686168
What were you expecting? Skeletons?

>>31686186
Nah thought it was gonna be more guro nui

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>>31686186
You know, once some of these KLK quests get done, if no one does it first, i'm going to make a KLK/something crossover oneshot where the PC is a lich and all his dialog consists of skeleton puns.

>>31686255
Sounds good, but only if we get to bone somebody.

>>31686255
We have that JoJo quest crossover

>>31686298
Soon to be JoJo x One Punch Man x KLK crossover.

You are VoteP, and you feel like shit. Moot came to you yesterday and injected you full of who the hell knows what, so you didn't get anything done. All you remember after moot left is NoP grabbing you and doing terrible, terrible things.

You walk to your next thread, hoping to escape what happened. NoP is sitting there, waiting, staring at the remains of the previous thread, traumatized. The thread is covered in blood, borscht, and god knows what else.

"I didn't mean it man, I just wanted a giggle," he says, a vacant look on his face. "I'm practically in pieces now."

"Well," you say, "that's cool, yesterday was an off-day for everybody."

NoP sighs. "Thanks for being cool, man... uhhhh, I need a favor."

"Sure, man, whatever," you say, getting on the couch next to him and looking at the thread.

"Hold this."

But seriously, I don't know if I should feel bad.
I'm going to stop writing in your threads now.
Thanks for being a cool guy.

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>>31686186
that's pretty nito

>>31686448
Sure, but I'm not done yet.

>>31686451
Fuck, now THAT'S spooky

>>31686457
I never implied you were.

>>31686298
>>31686319
Wait, what quest is this? I don't think I've caught that one.

>>31685752
You were planning to debut your new uniform in a more grand manner, but this will have to do. You want to get this done quick.

"You might be able to stand up to regular Ultima Uniforms, but how about this?"

The surrounding area is bathed in green light as you transform. This new uniform bears a considerably slimmer design, not as much as Matoi's Dragon Regalia, but enough to allow you to move way faster. Thanks to Doctor Kiryuuin's adjustments, you can draw a lot more power from the Life Fibers, as well.

"Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Blade Regalia Mk 3!"

With the uniform's help, you easily sweep aside the enemies, making way for your forces to head for the school building. They quickly take control of it, overrunning any remains of Takarada's troops, and forcing them to surrender.

"Takarada! We've captured the school, now come out and surrender!", you call out.

"Why would I surrender?", he replies.

It seems he's finally decided to show up in person. He's accompanied by a large group of people. Those aren't students, though. They're people of various ages, most of them adults.

"I mean, you might've taken out the students, but they aren't my only troops!"

"You're making the civilians fight for you?"

"Of course! Take a civilian, add a bit of cash, boom! You get a Combat Civilian, armed to the teeth, and ready to fight for your cause!"

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>>31686539
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/31630563/

>>31686715
Takarada is determined to win, by fair means or foul. However, your mission here is not to simply beat him. Nudist Beach HQ is somewhere in Osaka, which means they're likely backed by Takarada Conglomerate. Attacking the city and its citizens directly probably wouldn't be wise.

"See? You might have those fancy clothes of yours, but in the end, they're nothing against the power of money! Money keeps the world spinning, and motivates the folk!"

[ ] Try to appeal to Takarada's sense of honor
[ ] Defeat his Combat Civilians
[ ] Scare them away

>>31686897
[x] Scare them away

Takarada has no sense of honor. Only Dosh. And defeating the civilians is counter intuitive for us.

>>31686897
>[ ] Scare them away
Money can only motivate people so much.

They lack RESOLVE.

>>31686897
>[X] Scare them away

>>31686897
>[x] Scare them away

>>31686897
>[ ] Scare them away

>>31686897
[X] Scare them away

Seems like our best shot. Civilians are not trained soldiers and probably not willing to die for cash.

>>31686897
[X] Scare them away

Out of my way dirty peasants!

>>31686912
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>>31686897
>[x] Scare them away
With your skeleton.

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>>31686107
>>31686250

Well, at lease someone beat me to it.

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Tennis girl is part of our raid right?

>>31687178
>that pic
But Uzu is blind!

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>>31687178
>"As you can see on this map-"
>"So that's what that paper is."
>"Wait, I've been explaining our plan to you with this map for 5 minutes and you've just been nodding and saying okay."
>"I don't see your point, Hakodate."

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>>31687239
>>31687243
eeeeeeeeeeey

>>31684105
Its not worth OP. It really isn't. Sadface.

>>31687239
>>31687178
Someone should hako-date her

>>31687407
Too late, I've already paid 32 quid for it.

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>>31687420
I'll take one for the team. Haha, just kidding, it's all for me, fuckers. But no blowjobs. Maybe.

>>31687449
Thanks for fucking up spoilers. Really.

>>31686897
"You said they're ready to fight for your cause, right?", you say.

"Yeah, so what?!"

"...Are they ready to die for it, though?"

You pick a group of civilians at the front, most of them armed with guns. You move towards them at full speed, and deliver a lightning-quick thrust to each of their weapons.

They watch in shock as the guns fall apart in their hands.

"Now, get lost, or the same will happen to you!" You strike the ground with your shinai, creating a small crater around you.

The disarmed civilians quickly run away, and the still armed ones discard their weapons and follow suit. Takarada is left standing alone, dumbfounded.

"I thought so. You can throw money at them all you want, but when faced with a tough enemy, they will run for their lives, not caring for you, or your cause."

You hear a helicopter approaching, and sense a very distinct, unique presence within it. There's no mistaking it, it has to be her. Why now, though?

"Well said, Sanageyama."

Satsuki descends from the chopper on a rope.

"Lady Satsuki!"

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Too bad Maiko is with Gama in Kobe. We could have used her to ruse Takarada into exposing his rear (allowing us to attack his weak spot for massive damage).

>>31687565
Now, do we stick with Monkey, or switch back to Satsuki?

[ ] Sanageyama
[ ] Satsuki

>>31687587
>[X] Satsuki
I like her being protag

>>31687587
>[ ] Satsuki

>>31687587
[X] Satsuki

>>31687587
>[X] Satsuki
We still defeat him the same way Uzu did though.

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>>31687587
>[x] Satsuki
That's enough tensity for now.

>>31687587
>[ ] Sanageyama
You respect Sanageyama more than Trigger does, and write him better.

>>31687601
>>31687604
>>31687610
>>31687619
>>31687621

>>31687587
[x] Sanageyama

It's no use to vote now, but I want to be clear I like that this Sanjay isn't full jobber.

[X] Mako

>>31687623
>>31687643
Well, having him BAKANA all the time wouldn't really be interesting.

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>>31687675
Besides, the Blind Nigga Samurai deserves at least one shining moment.

>>31687675
Hey! Being the Worf/Lady Shiva/Yamcha/Tsumugu is an important and respectable position!

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>>31687449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V887huxf2M

>>31687635
Hmm, a bit disappointing.

I understand Satsuki's the clear choice here, but I was thoroughly enjoying the non-jobber Shamisen.

You definitely treat Uzu with much more respect than Trigger ever did.

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>>31687728
Do you see the balls on this girl? You think I'm gonna fuck with that? Nah, she'll be fine.

[X] Uzu

>>31687731
Well, you're not the only person dissatisfied with how Trigger handled most of the secondary characters in the second part.

I want to say you can't blame them, but they are to blame for being indecisive when it comes to the direction they wanted to take, as the show suffered from it.

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>>31687752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCrQvgT3t7

>>31687859
It would have been fine if Ep 24 never happened.

Ep 23 was still full of hype and potential for me, and it looked like everyone would work together to be relevant in the final battle, especially Monkey with the whole "My eyes have been opened!".

I was genuinely excited and ready for a great grand finale.

Instead...

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>>31687861
It's alright Anaru, I'll pass embarassing stories your way so that she can't tease you about Satsuki.

>>31685767
Is it Star Plunshina or is it Mako at FULL MOTIVATION?

>>31688097
Her uniform's transformation is probably going to be a Star Platinum reference and her uniform will be Platinum Regalia.

At the moment it was full motivation boosted by the uniform. Without a uniform she caught bullets midair, with one she gets them before they're even fired.

>>31688127
PLUSHINA Its not Platinum. They cannot into speaking the word Platinum.

>>31688151
It ain't my problem that Moonpeople can't speak Earth.

captcha: stands AdialoX It's time to STAND UP!

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>>31685751
>>31685767
>>31688127

>>31688074

Well, while still a bit of a let down in that department, narratively, as a story construction, it makes a lot of sense.

In 23, it's all "humans are crazy and cool and look at what we all can do", and then we snap to 24 and it's like "you guys are just regular people, and it has not been expected of you to defeat alien super-monsters". y'know, you have a good Ensemble episode in 23, and everyone tries to pull their weight in 24, but ultimately, Ryuko and Senketsu are the protagonist characters. So it's, in some ways "proper" to have them go off and face the climax (though supported by all the other characters). I don't think any Creative Writing teachers would call you out for it. In fact, it'd be weird if you hit the endgame, and your focal character is suddenly sidelined by all the supporting cast.

So, in short, it could have been better, but y'know crafting a narrative-wise it's a fairly natural function.

>>31688198
Mako confirmed Kujo-descended. Or alternate universe.

Damn Jojo verse, you crazy

>>31688389
>Kujo-descended

I think you mean Joestar.

Also, given all the time and alternate reality fuckery that goes on in JoJo's, I wouldn't be surprised if Mako was an alternate reality Jolyne or some shit.

>>31688224
You make a fair and reasonable case for Episode 24, and I completely understand your point of view. Ryuuko and Senketsu are indeed the Protags, and thus undoubtedly will be the ones to carry the day.

However, it's entirely the way in which it was handled that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Yes Ryuuko and Senketsu are the Protags, but that's not creative license to render just about everyone else completely useless, despite the heavy implication of everyone coming together and working as a team that I feel Ep 23 heavily implied.

The only one who had any real defining moment besides Ryuuko and Senketsu was Gamagoori, and I feel it was entirely for the sake of further shipping him with Mako, rather than a key point needed for the plot.

While I respect your analysis for why Ep 24 makes sense from a storytelling standpoint, I still feel it was the most lackluster way to go about it, which I feel washed away much of the intense flames of hype and fun I'd been feeling up until that point.

I still enjoyed KLK, and would recommend it to others for watching, but I'd personally advise against watching Ep 24 and just ending with Ep 23, which I personally felt was the high point.

>>31688452

It's only a matter of time when we get a proper JoJo Kill la Kill crossover.

>>31688389
>Valentine D4Cs into the universe
>Sees a bunch of orientals with fashionable clothes beating each other up
>Leaves and resolves to never speak of this again

>>31688452
No, I meant Kujo. Which happens to be off the Joestar, but I was more focusing on her being not!Jotaro

>>31688480
TL;DR One or two more episodes wherein there is a big cast battle would have sated you?

>>31688483
Kamuis drink blood, vampires drink blood.

Coincidence?

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>>31688592
Now I'm starting to wonder how Jotaro would feel about most of the cast of KLK.

>>31687587
It seems Sanageyama handled his task well. The school is under his control, and Takarada has no more cards to play.

"You've heard him, Takarada. Money is not what controls people, it's fear. And I can see you're pretty afraid, yourself."

"M-me? Afraid of you, Satsuki? H-hah!"

"You know him, Lady Satsuki?", Sanageyama asks.

"You could say that. I don't really remember when was the last time I saw him, though."

"How could you forget?!" It seems Takarada was insulted enough by your words to forget about his fear for a moment. "The mighty heir of Takarada Conglomerate graced your elementary school graduation party with his presence!"

Certainly, you can remember that. It was during the spring break. Ragyou threw a garden party for you, and invited all the big shots and their children. Thinking back to it, you would've preferred to spend the time with Ryuuko and Nonon.

"You should be glad I remember your seedy face at all."

"Still high and mighty, I see! But, I wonder, will you be able to keep this up after you see this?"

Takarada pulls out a remote from his pocket, and presses a button. He seems to sink into the ground, which starts shaking. After a moment he emerges again, in what looks like a giant mechanical crab.

"Say hello to my anti-Honnouji Academy mechanized weapon, Doutonbori Robo!"

Ridiculous.

[ ] There's no time for this nonsense
[ ] Let Sanageyama handle it

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>>31688646
>[x] There's no time for this nonsense

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>>31688646
>[ ] There's no time for this nonsense

>>31688646
>[x] Let Sanageyama handle it

CRAB BATTLE

>>31688646
[X] There's no time for this nonsense

>>31688646

>[X] Let Sanageyama handle it

He got this, no need to play our trump right away.

>>31688646
>There's no time for this nonsense

>>31688646
>[X] Let Sanageyama handle it
MG Excelsus?

>>31688717
More like Dwarf Gekko.

>>31688646
>There's no time for this nonsense

>>31688726
>giant dwarf gekko
The horror

>>31688669
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>>31688732

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>>31688646
[x] Let Sanageyama handle it

>>31688726

Huh, DTRs are kind of the same shape (though obv less flexible) than a regular Gekko. Never thought of it like that before.

NB should obviously take some notes and start using M2 machine guns and robo-sweep kicks.

>>31688592
...what's with this pic? What's with the fire? Why is she handing it to him? What's going on!?

>>31688789
Mooing optional.

>>31688806
She's passing the torch, anon.

>>31688815
Nonon
Fine with that, at least no Life Fiber STDs

>>31688624
I was thinking about how Jotaro decided to skip school just because his fight with Kakyoin caused some collateral damage.

I like to imagine that, every day, he'd show up to Honnōji, see an explosion, and then decide to head home.

>>31688815
>Nui

This is going to be the most fun relationship I've ever had, no matter how badly it's going to end.

>>31688868
Until he has to fight Gama because of smoking in the wrong place or whatever

>>31688911
When's No-Star coming back again?

>>31688815
>Mako

To be honest, she seems like the kind of person I'd get sick of really quickly if I spent any time with her in real life.

>>31688847
....but he was first. Is this a round robin torch now? Is heroism a round robin thing?

>>31688519
Something like that.

Maybe Ragyo throws out life-fiber fodder, and Mako leads a squad of 1-2 stars to battle against them. Meanwhile Nui goes full on beast mode and the Devas have to work together to keep her down. And Ryuuko and Satsuki team up to take down Ragyo.

Nui is getting her ass kicked by the Devas, and Ragyo gets her ass kicked by Satsuki and Ryuuko. Nui watches in horror as Ragyo suffers a fatat blow from a combined attack from both Ryuuko and Satsuki, but not before Ragyo gives a final message to Nui, telling her she loves her as a daughter or something. Nui goes completely insane with rage, escapes using a clone switch technique, and fuses with the OLF.

No space battle, just a final face off against OLF Nui, where everyone contributes and assists Ryuuko and Senketsu, who both end up breaking inside OLF Nui to destroy a core on the inside of her or something. Maybe once inside and near the core of OLF Nui does something to severely injure Ryuuko, and victory isn't certain. Senketsu then evolves himself, feeling love for Ryuuko, and manages to take over the OLF Nui for a brief moment. He tells Ryuuko he'll always love her and casts her outside of OLF Nui, before forcing OLF Nui into space where he makes OLF self-destruct.

Ryuuko cries in agony, while everyone else gives a solemn salute to Senketsu.

Or something along those lines that doesn't end up with everyone doing absolutely nothing but cheer Ryuuko on.

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>>31688815
>Aikuro 3 times
>then Nonon

So experimentation makes the pink come to me, huh?

>>31688868
>shows up at school
>it's the day Gama catches that kid stealing a uniform
>some dust from one of the impacts gets on his hat
>"Yare yare."
>he just turns around, leaves, and runs into Ryuko on his way back home
>Ryuko tries to start a conversation
>Jotaro just stares at her until she starts to walk away in silence
>as soon as she leaves he turns to her
>"Nobody's ever treated me like that before. Your name is Ryuko Kujo now."

>>31688935
It's referencing Part 3 of the JoJo Anime coming out shortly after KLK ended.

>>31688971
My sides are in orbit.

>>31688646
You turn to Sanageyama. "I know I tasked you with subjugating Osaka, but we don't have time for this nonsense."

You draw Bakuzan, its blade now a dark blue. It's reacting, as well?

"As you wish, Lady Satsuki." Sanageyama stands aside.

You start walking towards Takarada and his tacky mech.

"You think you can do something with that butter knife? Gourd Missile Shower!"

His weapon starts firing gourd-shaped missiles at you. Without breaking your stride, you raise your sword hand and proceed to chop them into pieces with blinding speed.

"W-what?!" Takarada is shocked.

You approach Takarada, and deliver a single slash across his Doutonbori Robo. It falls apart, leaving him sprawling on the ground, almost naked.

"A-are you even human?", he chokes out.

For a moment you feel a wave of anger, but quickly restrain it. He has no way of knowing that, after all.

"Who knows. Now, tell me. Who gave you the technology to stand up against Ultima Uniforms?"

Takarada starts panicking even more than before. Suddenly, several needles hit the ground between you and him.

"We did!"

>>31688751
While I'd like to see your rendition of Uzu vs Takarada, I'm also interested to see how Satsuki will approach the situation.

This should be interesting.

>Jojo X KLK crossover
>Everyone teams up to fight Ragyo, who has somehow also gotten a stand and become a vampire
>She's wearing a special Kamui that also has its own stand
>Suddenly time goes wonky
>"Ha ha! Time for Heaven!"
>Everyone had forgotten about Pucci while they were trying to save the world
>New universe where it's just regular KLK, but everyone's a cowboy

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>>31689032

RESOLVE > Bling

>>31689060

In a single blow.

>>31689032
It's the nudists! Watch out, they're gonna be naked at us!

>>31688991
.....but he had it first. She wouldn't EXIST if it wasn't for Jotaro.

>>31689105
Edit the picture so Jonathan's head is there and old Joseph is banging a Japanese woman in the background.

>>31689080

ragyo christ how horrifying

>>31689066
>Except the kid from the jail and Rohan Kishabe are still around. But they have part timed into being cowboys as well.
>Its a very strange yet somehow less strange universe

Alternatively
>Pucci's actions made it so that he can't have a quiet peaceful life
>He Bites The Dust
>And then Ragyo does to
>Heck, Bites the Dust for everyone!

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>>31689015
>later that day Jotaro hears Satsuki shouting in the distance
>seconds later he's storming through the front gates of Honnoji
>"FEAR IS-"
>"Shut the hell up! You're damn annoying!"
>everybody just gets quiet
>a few 1-stars who don't know who he is because he never shows up try to jump him
>he just beats the shit out of them
>it quiets down again, everybody else knowing about Star Platinum
>Jotaro slowly turns and leaves
>"Yare yare. By the way, Mrs Kujo, I booked us a dinner tonight at 7, I'll pick you up."
>Ryuko just becomes that much more confused

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>>31689105
Details, details. Don't be so worried about semantics, friend.

>>31689161
>Not picking her up at 8.

>>31689193
Pls go

>>31689193
He said 7, he'll show up at 8. That's Jotaro for you. He was busy staring at the bay, thinking about sea creatures.

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>>31689166
But semantics are ALL I worry about! YOU BASTAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDD!

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>>31689231

>>31689226
muh sides, they are all over the place.

>>31689147
>Kira cuts off Nui's hand
>Ragyo makes her a new one
>Kira cuts that one off too
>This goes on for awhile

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>>31688815
>Houka five times in a row

O-okay...

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>>31689161
>You're a no-star at Hounouji Academy
>You were inspired by Star Platinum of JJBA and decided to enroll in order to improve yourself
>However, you find yourself in a predicament with a group of 2-stars because of your devotion
>"What the hell do you mean Star Platinum's superior to The World?" angrily questions a 2-star
>You respond that The World is just a fraud, not even worthy to be in the presence of Star Platinum
>"What did you just say!?" the 2-star asks, with intimidation
>"The World is Lady Satsuki's favorite stand! You go against The World, you go against Lady Satsuki!" shouts a 2-star before throwing a punch
>You take the punch head on, refusing to back down, even as the others gang up on you in their assault
>"Oi, oi, is this how little miss princess has her men behave?" questions an unknown voice
>The 2-stars turn their attention towards the owner of those words to find the transfer student Matoi Ryuuko standing before them, with her arms crossed, along with her companion Mako
>"You! You're the one who dares challenge Lady Satsuki!" cries a 2-star
>"We'll see to it you learn your lesson here and now!" another 2-star adds
>"The only thing you'll see is the inside of your own asses! retorts Ryuuko, before handing her sword over to Mako
>"Bring it!" Ryuuko taunts, proceeding to take a stance
>With that invitation, the 2-stars charge towards Ryuuko
>However, before they can even land a finger on her, they are met by a flurry of fierce, extremely fast punches
>"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!" shouts Ryuuko, as the limp bodies of the 2-stars are lifted up into the air
>"ORAAA" she finishes, as she lands the final blow, sending the entire group crashing into a nearby wall
>You are utterly amazed at what you just witnessed, and rush over towards Ryuuko, profusely thanking her
>"Don't mention it, I was also inspired by Star Platinum, mainly the delinquent Jotaro."
>"I'll settle the debate with frowney face eyebrows, Star Platinum is the superior stand!"

>>31689284
>Satsuki's giant tower is her stand

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>>31689344

Is there nudity involved where we're going, at least?

Please say no.

>>31689347
>Satsuki wants to kill Ragyou because she thinks King Crimson is the best Stand

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>>31689421
Ye

>>31689440
>turns out Satsuki's favorite stand is actually Stone Free
>she starts beating the shit out of students suggesting she might prefer other stands

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>>31689421

>It's discovered that ripple is extremely effective against life fibers
>Everyone is celebrating, thinking that they've found the key to victory
>They learn the only guy in the world who knows how to use ripple is a senile old man

>>31689470
BITCH she'd hate Stone Free and Jolyene Kujo and I'mma bout ta learn you why!

Now, we all know Stone Free's power is to let Jolyene turn herself into string, but we have to think about that.

String is a word that can, at times, replace fiber. They mean more or less the same kind of thing, a small thin piece of cloth.

Stands are visions of life energy, originally thought to be manifestation of 'ghost ripple', which is also a kind of life energy.

So a Stand that turns one into string would also mean Life that gives people Fiber powers.

Ergo, we must assume that JOLYENE KUJO IS LIFE FIBERS!!!!!

>>31689563

But anon, literally everything is life fibers.

>>31689440
>King crimson
>best stand
>not just The World's recolor

>>31689607
Jolyene Kujo is double life fibers. She was made life fibers and then got life fiber Stand powers.

>>31689630
>implying they're the same

The World is consistent. It stops time. King Crimson does whatever is convenient for it during a section of the plot.

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You know, on one hand, I have an interesting bit to write, and on the other...

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>>31689727
What happens, happens.

>>31689727
Nah, fuck video games. I've got shitty fanfics to write.

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>>31689347
>Some time after being saved by Ryuuko, you've worked your way through intense training and struggled through hell to finally become a 2-star yourself
>And the entire time you've been driven by one single thing, Star Platinum
>During the after hours of school you're outside and by yourself near campus grounds
>You find yourself an abandoned building and stand near its outer wall
>You think back to the Star Platinum's insane punching display
>The fruits of your labor are at hand, and you want to test yourself out
>You take a stance, raise your fists, and proceed to pound away at the wall while shouting out Star Platinum's battle-cry
>You pound and pound, faster and faster, grinning like a mad man the entire time as you see sizable cracks lining up against the wall
>You finally stop to catch your breathe, taking a moment to admire your work
>Just then you hear the sound of footsteps behind you
>It's Lady Satsuki
>You panic and fall to your knees begging for forgiveness
>You explain to Lady Satsuki that you were driven by JJBA and Star Platinum, and had to see just how close to Star Platinum's punching speed and power you could get
>She stares blankly at you, calling your display utterly disgraceful, before approaching you
>You prepare for the worst
>However, she walks right on past you and stands in front of the wall you were previously punching away at, placing her Bakuzan on the ground
>"Behold! This is what the RESOLVE of I, KIRYUIN SATSUKI, is capable of!" she shouts as she takes a similar stance as you previously did
>"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!" she loudly yells, before finishing with one final "MUDAAA!!", which creates a shockwave effect that causes the entire building to collapse
>You sit there, utterly stunned at the display you just witnessed
>Satsuki dusts herself off and picks up Bakuzan, before walking past you
>"Only a filthy pig would choose Star Platinum over The World, you still have much to learn"

>>31689727
It can't be helped.

>>31689787
As someone who has obtained the console version, I know this for TRUTH.

DKS2 for consoles was not wurf
DKS2 for computer is DOUBLE not wurf. Because hackers.

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>>31689788
What the fuck did you just say about my nephew's Stand?!

>>31689032
Ragyou told you she wants to talk some more, and that she would be back in the evening. That leaves you some time to mentally prepare yourself.

You hope the next conversation won't involve any more of your organs getting torn out. Even if they can regenerate, it still hurts like hell.

How should you spend this time, though?

[ ] Explore the mansion
[ ] Sit in Satsuki's chambers and do nothing
[ ] Try to find a way to escape

>>31690036
If we stay we can learn about the OLF.

If we stay we will be 'purified'.

Decisions

>>31690036
>[ x] Try to find a way to escape

IF RYUKO GETS RAPED SATSUKI FEELS IT TOO BECAUSE OF THE LIFE FIBER LINK DON'T FUCK THIS UP

>>31690036
>[X] Try to find a way to escape
It may be useful for later.

>>31690036
[ ] Explore the mansion

>>31690036
>[X] Explore the mansion

>>31690036
>[ ] Explore the mansion

>>31690036
>[ ] Explore the mansion

>>31690036
>[ ] Explore the mansion
What good is escaping if we don't gather valuable intel?

Besides, Ragyo will suspect us trying to escape.

>>31690036
>[ ] Try to find a way to escape

Do not escape yet. Just unsuspiciously try to find the way you can exit if things turn badly.

>>31690036
[x] Try to find a way to escape

We bought some time, it's time to get the fuck out of there.

>>31690036
>[x] Try to find a way to escape

while pretending to

[ ] Explore the mansion

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>>31690036
>[x] Explore the mansion
>[x] Try to find a way to escape

>>31690036
[X] Explore the mansion

>>31690107
>>31690123
>>31690128
>>31690132
>>31690133

>>31690141
THIS

>>31690160
>>[x] Explore the mansion
>>[x] Try to find a way to escape

>>31690160

Dammit guys, it's like you don't know how to multitask.

>>31690181

This please

>>31690160
While it might seem like a good idea to escape, Ragyo just learned Ryuuko's her daughter and will likely be more on guard as a result, so trying to flee at this moment wouldn't be practical.

Instead, it's a good idea to get a better idea of just where we are, and perhaps even find out some valuable information that we can give to Satsuki, which I'm sure Ryuuko knows will be on the way to rescue her.

We spy mode now.

>>31690305
Its also a good oportunity to make new friends! If we friend Nui, Houououomaru or a random maid it might be useful later during our dramatic escape (The escape must be dramatic, no sneaky stuff).

>>31690305

Which Is why I said to do both.

You should always have an Exit strategy, which we have lacked ever since we were imotonapped.

>>31689226
>Man....I wish I was a star fish
>Having five hands, being able to regenerate, crawlin along on the bottom of the ocean
>Yeah being a starfish would be rad.
>Oh yeah, that date.......whatever.
>I wonder what being a sea anemone would be like...

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>>31690432
>"Man I fuckin' love dolphins."
>"I mean sure they're noisy, but they don't specifically bother me."
>"They're a bit like that Ryuko girl. She's great."
>"Shit, I have a date with her, what time is it?"
>looks at his watch to find he broke it earlier when breaking the 1-stars' face
>"Yare yare."

>>31690399
Normally I'd agree with you, however we're dealing with Ragyo here, in her own territory, after her interest in Ryuuko has just tripled.

Surely Ryuuko wouldn't think escaping would be easy, at all. And she especially wouldn't want to risk ruining her sisters plans, after being so careful up to this point.

And again, I'm sure Ryuuko knows Satsuki is going to do everything she can to rescue her anyway, so it's better to keep playing along and gain more useful intelligence.

Trying to escape in this setting would potentially undo everything up to this point.

>>31690036
Since you're already here, you might as well take a look at the mansion. It technically IS your house, after all. And who knows, maybe you can find something that can help you and Satsuki against your mother?

You must remain vigilant, though. Even if Ragyou isn't here, she definitely wouldn't leave you unattended. You leave Satsuki's chambers, to see a maid waiting right outside.

"Good morning, Lady Ryuuko." She bows deeply.

"Good... morning?", you reply "Isn't it past noon already?"

"Morning begins when you awaken, Lady Ryuuko. It matters not what hour it is."

"O-oh. I see." You're not used to this kind of treatment.

"Since it's morning, we've prepared breakfast. Please, follow me."

Oh, right, breakfast. You're used to preparing your meals yourself, with the exception of dinner, usually made by Soroi. Yesterday's events made you temporarily forget about hunger entirely, though it seems to be coming back.

[ ] Follow her
[ ] Politely decline

>>31690609
[ ] Follow her
Hope Ryuuko likes fish.

>>31690609
>[ ] Follow her

>>31690609
>[ ] Follow her

Fuck, I'm terrified over every little choice right now. Please don't let this be skellingtons.

>>31690649
Every choice is skellingtons anon

>>31690609
>[x] Follow her

>>31690649
We skellingtons now.

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>>31689066
Why did the Original Life Fiber go into deep slumber? Because it got its teeth kicked in by the Pillar Men. Kars, ACDC and WHAM(u)! were just trying to become immortal in order to be around if it needed another teeth kicking in. Kars especially hated humans because they were so weak as to be manipulated by a giant orange blob.

>>31690609
>[ ] Follow her

>>31690609
>[x ] Politely decline

we gotta explore damn it

>>31690632
>>31690639
>>31690649
>>31690709
>>31690744

>>31690609
>[X] Follow her

>>31690755
>exploring a huge mansion on an empty stomach

>>31690723
Couldn't they just punt it back into space like a giant football?

>>31690775

You're right how foolish of me.

>>31690755
>implying we aren't learning our way around by having the help explain it to us

>>31690822

>implying the help won't lead us to the bath house

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>>31690792
Lord Kars said it was a bad idea. Oddly enough, he seemed really unnerved by the idea of something being sent into space...

>>31690848
Nonsense. The maids are our friends! Every servant we've met so far (that is, Soroi and this chick) have been really cool to us.
Also, we shuld steal a maids uniform for our escape, its a perfect disguise.

>>31690912
*should BLEH!

Can it be bath time now?

>>31690912

Damn it stop thinking with your dick! The maids are probably all mind shackled with life fibers! We can't trust anybody in this house.

>>31690897
>Getting PTSD from things that happened in an alternate timeline

>>31690941

Pft, forget mind stitched, they could just be conventionally brainwashed. Just throw a lift time of servitude onto some psuedo-religious awe for the alien space gourd, and BAM, cultist central.

We're basically in a Call of Cthulhu scenario now. Mansion filled with human cultists, run by the High Priestess abomination, with a crazy alien god in the basement. All the other investigators are in Osaka right now, and it's just us, our magical macguffin Mythos artifact, and the SAN eroding knowledge that we too are sporting the "Kiryuin Look".

>>31690941
Do we actually know what mind shackling is yet?

>>31691020

no but i'm pretty sure we know where their loyalties or fear of death lies.

>>31691017
Damn that's a pretty cool way to look at it, anon. Thank you for making my day.

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>>31691017

fuck i didn't even think of it like that

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>>31690941
What if one of the maids is an undercover rusemaster secretly working undercover for Satsuki?

>>31691207
We can only hope anon

>>31691207

Lets try not to get too optimistic. We gotta prepare for the worst.

>>31691046
>>31691100
>>31691017

The Fibre Out Of Space
The Kiryuin Horror
The Shadow over Honnouji
The Call of OLF
At The Mountains of Mental Refitting
The Case of Ragyo Kiryuin
The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kamui

>>31691284

Oh my god I want to right a Kill La Call of Cthulhu crossover now.

>>31691318

*write

holy fuck i'm an English major

>>31691284
Niceeeeeee

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>>31691284
>A KLK Call of Cthulu crossover

>>31691318

With special guest host, NYARLATHOTEP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6HKwOdGZg

>>31691207
Why hasn't Maiko made more appearances than that one mention?

There is a KLK CYOA group on steam.

>>31691341
That explains much

>>31691385
She died of an aneurysm after Ryuuko and co avoided her trap.

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>>31688815
>Nonon
It seems that I have won.

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>>31691435
N-No...... don't s-say that OP

>>31688815
>Satsuki

Nonon is going to murder me isn't she

>>31691435
We did'nt even attend her funeral even though we accidentally caused her death.... We are the worst kind of people. Maybe Ragyo is onto something after all...

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>>31691361
>>31691318

It's already basically a Cosmic Horror story, just the story focuses much more on Ryuko's personal conflicts than the ramification that "space clothes force evolution in order to eat entire planets" part.

All you need is for the OLF to have a terrifying unfathomable mind, throw in some psychic powers or sorcery, bam, put some more emphasis on ordinary humans worshiping the Fibers, etc, etc.

Turn NB into Not!DG, a rogue faction of the JSDF dedicated to protecting man from aliens. Isshin used to work with Not!MJ-12. Maybe make Life Fibers some other race of pan-dimensional space beings' fault. And make Mikisugi Nyarlathotep or a Yithian in disguise, or something.

And Ragyo would probably have to actually have had sex with the life fibers to produce some horrible abomination, because Lovecraft's dislike for miscegenation and cultural dilution. Maybe put a slant on it that Ragyo encourages western style fashion as opposed to more original fashions from Japan, or some shit

>Summon/Bind Spawn of OLF (COVERs)

>>31691573
nah all you need is an incredibly unreliable narrator.

>>31691633

Eh, that's maybe more of a Robert Chambers/Hastur Mythos thing, I think.

It'd add a little something to the mix, though, for sure.

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

>>31691633
I think you mean creative translator

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>>31691573

>>31690609
You're hungry, and see no reason to decline, so you follow the maid.

As you walk behind her, you take in the sights in the mansion. It's almost feels as if it's even larger on the inside. You can tell that the building is old, and often renovated. Just how long have the Kiryuuins been this influential?

Eventually you arrive at a spacious dining hall, and the maid leads you to a specific chair by the massive table. Mako's former Two-Star villa has nothing on this.

After a moment, maids start pouring into the room, carrying a small feast towards you.

You'd feel bad if their effort went to waste, so you eat a bit of everything. Luckily, you haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning. You thank the maids and leave the dining hall, somewhat stuffed.

As you walk down a hallway, trying to find your way around, suddenly you feel a wave of anger, and a scene flashes before your eyes.

A school courtyard of some sort, a half-naked ginger guy defeated on the ground, and your hand, holding a sword with a blue blade. ...Is it your hand? No. You can see a white sleeve, a familiar-looking one. It's Junketsu!

You stagger, and lean against a wall for support.

"What's wrong, Ryuuko?", Senketsu asks.

There's nobody around, so you reply quietly. "I don't know. I suddenly felt angry, and some kind of weird scene flashed before my eyes. It's like... I saw and felt what Satsuki is seeing and feeling for a moment?"

>>31691802

Ah, so we only communicate when it involves >LIFE FIBERS

Can we concentrate and try to reach her? Let her know we're alive and uncompromised (I'm not saying we're okay, because that is NOT true.).

>>31691435
>>31691495
>>31691564
Oh well. Atleast we got some closure. She died like she lived or something like that.

>>31691858

I'm sure it works just as well with bad touch.

>>31691873
Or maybe Soichiro is actually dead and it's Maiko in disguise working for Ragyo

>>31691873

No, if she died as she lived, then it was a trap.

And when least expected, she'll explode out of her grave with picnic baskets filled with claymore mines, or something.

We never did get REVENGEANCE on Satsuki for that bullshit, did we?

>>31691923

I mean, for very liberal interpretations of "bad touch" it did work when Ragyo touched our heart.

>>31691923
You're not suggesting we bad touch ourselves to let her know we're alive do you?

>>31691923
Imagine what they'd feel if they had sex with each other while mentally linked?

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>>31691953
>>31691961

>>31691953

No! That's not what I'm saying at all!

>>31692009
>Using my shitty OC to stop ideas I don't like
Good man.

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>>31691951
So her death-by-aneurysm was just a fiendishly clever ruse to get to the next step of her fiendish master plan? Sounds belivable enough for me.

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>>31691953
>>31691961

>>31691802
"Could this be related to Ragyou awakening the Life Fibers in your body with what she did yesterday?", Senketsu wonders.

"Beats me. But that makes sense. I mean, this has never happened before."

You can't help but wonder what was Satsuki so angry about. Was she angry at the guy she presumably defeated? Well, at least it seems she's doing fine. The place she was in didn't look like Honnouji, though. You recall Ragyou saying something about Kansai during Naturals Election. Did Satsuki go there?

Your walk around the mansion is fruitless, as you keep getting lost and walking in circles. This isn't getting you anywhere.

[ ] Find a maid and ask her to show you around
[ ] Try to go outside

>>31692567
>[x] Find a maid and ask her to show you around

We may as well stay the course, now that we're exploring.

Plus, we're actually lost.

>>31692567
[x] Try to go outside

Might as well?

>>31692567
>[ ] Find a maid and ask her to show you around

>>31692567
>[ ] Find a maid and ask her to show you around
Try to go outside and get lose more, nah.

Let's just get directions from one of these mindless maids.

>>31692567
>[ ] Find a maid and ask her to show you around
Befriending the servants is always a good idea.

>>31692567
>[x] Find a maid and ask her to show you around

What could possibly go wrong?

>>31692567
>[x] Find a maid and ask her to show you around

>>31692603
>>31692621
>>31692627
>>31692633
>>31692635

>>31692567
>[ ] Find a maid and ask her to show you around

>>31692627
I suppose this a good opportunity to see if they're actually mindless or just really, reeeally polite.

>>31692726

Poke them in the boobs and see if they react at all.

>>31692761
That's a reward in this household...

>>31692775

What if we used bakuzan nails?

Speaking of which, talk to Satsuki if we get back, as about maybe getting some back up weapons installed in our body. OR learn how to grow our own ultrahard life-fiber nails.

>>31692761
Demand their lunchmoney and see how they react.

>>31692834

Now is not the time to reveal our secret weakness.

Compulsive Delinquency Disorder.

>>31692833

We could become wolverine!