>>33713244

Ask BLUE where his girlfriend GREEN is

>>33713244
Growlithe should totally go piss on BUTTS leg

>>33713244
Ask NURSE JOY about POKEMON. She might have useful information on the best places to PUNCH THEM

>>33713244
>BEEDRILL his ass

>>33713272
Gotta go with this.

>>33713244
Nah, Growlithe's cool. its a dog pokemon so it probably could tell that you would've punched it if it had started shit. It's just respecting how shit goes. Also, cut in and discuss pokemon with NURSE JOY.

She knows pokemon and so talking pokemon is sure to get your brownie points and piss blue off enough to challenge you to a battle.

>>33713244
>Which I bullshit, because you haven't even punched it yet
Obviously we punched while we were sleeping

>>33713244
We could just go ambush some punk outside in a duel, beat the shit out of his mons and flood the pokecenter with work, thus interrupting the flirting

>>33713244
show off our swarm of pidgey in tje cramped confined area that is the pokemon center?

>>33713274
>>33713320
Nurse Joy, despite being someone interested in BLUE as a person, is surprisingly knowledgeable about things that matter like pokemon. BLUE is left in the dust compaired to your encyclopedic knowledge of various species, despite his professed desire to become a professor. You actually learn a few things too, like apparently there's this crime syndicate out to jack your shit. That's pretty rude, if you say so.

After a few minutes of being conversation locked, BLUE leaves in a HUFF. Meanwhile, NURSE JOY has noticed your orange dog pokemon. "Oh, is he bothering you? Poor thing, he's been here ever since his trainer abandoned him."

>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>Not your problem. Got left for a good reason.
>Got to catch them all

>>33713475
>>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>Got to catch them all

>>33713475
>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>Got to catch them all
Mine mine mine

>>33713475
>>Got to catch them all

>>33713475
>>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>>Got to catch them all

Like that's even a question.

54 growlithe collection go

>>33713475
>>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>>Got to catch them all

>>33713475
>>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>>Got to catch them all

its fucking ours now

Early archived the quest.

>>33713475
>Raise the growlithe as your own.
>Got to catch them all

Get her number for correspondence to keep in touch and learn more and be kept up to date on the people jacking pokemon. After we catch them all, we need to be able to one up blue as being better than him as a professor. Also, it'd piss Blue off.

There you are. Of course this would have to start when I should be sleeping.

>>33713483
>>33713502

The growlithe practically jumps into the pokeball, eager to have an owner that won't abandon it at the first sign of weakness. Instead, you're going to beat the manliness into it at the gym. Time for leg day at the gym with you, Beedrill, and the newest member of the team.

>BE GREEN
>BE BLU

>>33713619
>>BE GREEN

Time to be the bitch of the trio

>>33713619
>>BE GREEN
fuck blue
I have no idea what this influences

>>33713619
>>BE GREEN
Time for the fujoshit

>>33713619
>BE GREEN

>>33713619
>BE GREEN

>>33713619
>BE GREEN

Nobody FUCKING Misses Leg Day at the Gym. Not even the fujishit

>>33713619
Can we be someone else? If not,

>BE GREEN

>>33713619
>>BE GREEN

>>33713619
>BE GIOVANNI!

"This is a terrible idea," You point out to BLUE after he takes out the third trainer of the night. God, something just has him in a mood like a weedle crawled up his urethra and stung him good. It wasn't you, so odds are it was RED. You haven't seen that kid in a day now, so a part of you is getting worried.

The teen shrugs and calls back his pokemon. He's been pretty successful at power leveling his team, and he's even caught a few new pokemon out here in the woods. "What's wrong with crushing some stupid bug trainers?"

"You know RED will come through here soon and there will be no one to fight. And then he'll end up fighting the Pewter city gym alone with only a Beedrill. Or worse, he'll get to the gym thinking your physically fight pokemon yourself and tries to punch an Onyx or whatever."

That grin BLUE gives you makes you worry, and you realize that's the plan. "God I hope so. I hope I get to be there my self when that trainwreck happens."

>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT
>GO TO VIRIDIAN
>GO TO PEWTER

>>33713821
>>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT

Set up Pikachu as anti-rape system

>>33713821
>GO TO VIRIDIAN

Red's an autist, so he's not likely to date-rape you like Blue is. Also, he mgiht be dead, so best to check in.

Is this just Everyone_is_a_Fucking_Asshole.quest but with pokemon?

Please say yes.

>>33713821
>>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT
Blue is a huge dick, that's great

>>33713821
>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT

girls like sleeping yeah? in the sexy night wear?

>>33713867
Yes, and it is the best damn Pokemon Quest.

>>33713867

No, it's an autist, asshole, and a bitch quest.

>>33713821
Go to Pewter and scope out the gym, I mean, is there really anything better to do?

>>33713864
No. Red's just autistic.

>>33713867
Red is an autist who thinks he has to physically fight the pokemon himself

Blue is a potential date-rapist.

Green is a fujoshi obsessed with yaoi.

So I'd say yes.

>>33713883
And it's great

>>33713867
Are you saying you wouldn't be a fucking asshole if you could command creatures on par with weapons of mass destruction, or even physical gods?

>>33713821
>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT

>>33713896
Shit nigger, even in the anime people personally subdue pokemon from time to time

>>33713821
>SET UP CAMP FOR THE NIGHT

>>33713896
I possible to fight pokemon one on one for humans.

Humans can do fighting moves(Look at fucking bruno), physic moves (Sabrina proves humans can be psykics), aura moves (humans can use aura), normal type moves (fucking tackle) and that pretty much it. Oh and rock/ground moves due to rock throw and rock smash (Hitting something with a rock)

>CAPTCHA
>surnpean levelling

>>33713965
I mean, It's possible to fight pokemon one on one for humans.

Human have to defeat pokemon to get pokemon themselves you know.

Also Humans can do ghost moves as well.

>>33713965
If Red keeps it up, he'll be dead against anything larger than a Mankey.

Now I want to see Red solo Brock by himself.

>>33714001
Which means he needs training. GYM TIME bitches.

>>33714001
So we start killing pokemon and grafting their bodies into weapons

>>33713896
>fujoshi obsessed with yao
Redundant.

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Hey guys. Pokemon are dangerous fucking animals.

Look at this picture. There a reason why people fight pokemon to pokemon and not human to pokemon on the higher tier of pokemons.

>>33713821
"No. Hell No. Hell Fucking No. I am not sleeping in the damn woods. I have a car I can sleep in. In fact, I have a car I can drive to a pokecenter I can sleep in for free with our free healthcare, power, and other free shit because we're minors." Turns out, BLUE is kind a of a bitch. So you tell him so.


"Pussy."

"What?"

"You heard me," You tell him with arms crossed. You even do that thing were you prop your chest up a bit so that he nearly gets a heart attack looking at them, and keeps him from thinking straight. "RED's probably out sleeping in Diglett cave or something, fighting wild pokemon between five minutes of rest, and you can't even do this. What a loser."

It's like nothing to push these boys into doing whatever you want, and god damn is it fun to watch the gears turn in his head. First the indignation, then the rage, then the pride turns it into a competition.

"That's because he's a retard."

"A retard who's tougher than you." Hell, you've never even seen him skip leg day. It's hook line and sinker by this point.

Against any and all better judgment, he gives in like the egotistical little dumbass he is. Hell, he's probably thinking he can use this as an opportunity to get in your pants. "Fine, we'll set up camp under this tree."

"Oh hell no, I'm a girl. I'm sleeping in the car."

I like this Green. In a totally non-homo way.

>>33714091
Who the fuck is saying what?

I seems that BLUE is calling Green a pussy.

>>33714091
>"Oh hell no, I'm a girl. I'm sleeping in the car."
So Green's a pussy as well.

>>33714091

Remember to take the keys from Blue while he's sleeping. Drive to Pewter City and sleep at a Pokecenter in comfort. Be sure to leave Blue behind.

>>33714141
>Turns out, BLUE is kind a of a bitch. So you tell him so.
>"Pussy."

Green's saying that to Blue

>>33714091
Green sleeps in the car with her anti-date rape pokemon

>>33714141
If you read it with a mind to who we are, it's pretty obvious who's saying what.

>>33714151
She has a pussy, she's expected to be a pussy, it's not insulting for her to be a pussy.

>>33714164
Yes, this is perfect

>>33714088
>mach 2
>350m m/s

>>33714091
You should shore up the technical grammar of your dialogue P.Oak

I don't know if it's Red or Blue who never skipped leg day

>>33714222
It's easy to infer that line of dialogue was referring to Red.

Seriously anon, context.

>>33714091
There's a HUFF from BLUE. You suspect it isn't even his first HUFF today. Again, you suspect RED is behind it. "But then why the fuck am I sleeping out here?" He complains to you like you give a single fuck. Protip: you don't.

"Because I'm not sharing the car with you, because you'll probably touch me in my sleep you creeper." A simple answer, if not quite the truth.

"Why would I want to touch you, you've literally photo shopped RED's and my face onto gay porn doujins." And fuck that was hot. So many likes on your blog. He still seems a bit upset about it though. You might need some more persuasion though.

"Whatever, be a girl. I'm just going to hang with RED tonight," You tell him before walking off. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

"Alright, fuck it. You can sleep in the car," BLUE concedes at last. A few minutes later, he grabs a sleeping bag out of the trunk and sets up camp.

Three hours later he's asleep and you're driving off with his car. Like fuck you're sleeping in the woods, even in this nice ass ride. So where to?

>PEWTER
>VIRIDIAN
>CERULEAN

>>33714262
Why is Green such a bitch?

>VIRIDIAN

>>33714262
>CERULEAN

>>33714274
Because no one in this quest is likeable.

>>33714262
>VIRIDIAN
>>33714291
Red don't leave people behind like this. When did red do something that was a shitty thing to do?

>>33714291
RED's pretty likeable.

>>33714262
>VIRIDIAN

>>33714262
>>PEWTER
Silver, bitches.

>>33714262
>>CERULEAN
aquariums and shit

>>33714262
>VIRIDIAN

>>33714262
How would we feasibly get to Cerulean, anyway? The road's blocked.

>VIRIDIAN

>>33714369
Implying frail human bodies can stand p to a car.

>>33714274
She's fine so long as she's just a bitch to blue. At least she seems to regard Red with some form of respect, being the single-minded autist that he is.

>>33714389
I was talking more about Mt. Moon, actually, but meh

>>33714389
implying frail cars can stand up to a pokemon.
>>33714405
No, she a bitch to him too. Not a single bit of respect. She just used both of them to fulfill her yaoi fantasy without their consent and bitches about rape.

What a douchebag.

>>33714274
It's a nice drive on a night like this, especially in BLUE's car. It kind of makes you thing you should have gone on a date with him once or twice, just to have a chance to have done this before. It's a fire red Ponyta that he got for his sixteenth, and it handles like a charm. The trip so far is pretty smooth, at least until you find RED collapsed on the side of the road. Oh god damn it, what happened this time.

>GO HELP RED
>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
>CALL THE POLICE, NOT YOUR PROBLEM

>>33714452
>CALL THE POLICE, NOT YOUR PROBLEM

>>33714452
>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

RED NEED TO SURVIVE ON HIS OWN. HIS STRUGGLE TO FIGHT AGAINST THE RULES OF NATURE.

THIS IS THE PATH MAN FORGED.

>>33714452
>>GO HELP RED
We can shove him in BLUE's sleeping bag

>>33714452
>>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
It's a trap

>>33714452
>>GO HELP RED
She was worried about him, after all.

And no calling the police. We're in a stolen car.

>>33714488
Borrowed, anon. Borrowed.

>>33714452
>GO HELP RED
CAN WE PLEASE STOP SPLITTING THE PARTY?

>>33714452
>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

Green is a douchebag. Why should she stop and waste her time for someone else?

Also

>>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

Because
>RAPE TRAP

that how fucking crazy green is.

>>33714452
>GO HELP RED

>>33714502

I laughed way too hard at this

>>33714452
>>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

>>33714452
>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

>>33714505
>CAN WE PLEASE STOP SPLITTING THE PARTY?
We can't have that much concentrated assholes together for too long

>>33714452
>GO HELP RED

No more likes if no more images. Also, he'll owe us.

>>33714452
>GO HELP RED

>>33714452
>NOT THIS TIME OF NIGHT

>>33714562
Why? two of them would spotaneously morph?

We all know that there are three types of people, not just assholes

Because assholes are too full of shit for their own good.

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>>33714580

Hey Professor if you're posting more than one post at a time can you give an indication at the bottom, something simple if it's not too much trouble

>>33714505
>>33714477
Shit, there's a lot you can do, but abandoning the mentally handicapped is not one of them. The car pulls to a clean halt by the side of the road, and you hurry to his side. RED's down on the ground, laying on his stomach. His whole body shakes like it's struggling to breath, and there's a thin sheen of sweat over his skin. "What happened RED?" You beg him to answer, worry self evident on your features. Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

A gloved finger raises, and points behind to his left. There, you can see his Beedrill similarly collapsed, and some random Growlithe in the same state. Did that dog do it? Or was Team Rocket? His eyes, normally so full of vibrant life and energy are just so crushed. He mutters something, but you don't catch it.

"What is it RED? Tell me what happened?" You lean close, and press your ear to his mouth while praying he doesn't lick it or something. God damn you don't want to get ear raped.

"...Leg Day."

>>33714505
This would first entail Red realizing that he's part of a party of pure comradery (he isn't).

>>33714634
Put him in bed with BLUE and take pictures

>>33714634
This fucker and his pokeman are gonna be swole.

>>33714634
Oh God what a fucking idiot

Put him in the back seat and take lewd photos

>>33714643
Pretty much.
>>33714634
Red is working out to defeat the mafia. He don't got time for you douchebags.
>>33714664
You know Red can sue her for taking a picture of his face and using it for porn without consent.

Also Child pornography.

Fuck it. SUE GREEN.

>>33714632
He said last thread that if there were no options, assume there's another one coming.

>>33714686
He already is swole.

>Everyone stops in place to see a grim figure enter, heroic and victorious. It's red.... with blood. Seriously, RED looks like he just got into a fight with a wood chipper. There are cuts up and down his body, and a number of bruises that look hilariously exaggerated for someone still standing. His shirt is shredded and god damn look at those abs like god damn gonna give momma a heart attack.

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>>33714725

Red is fucking Ryoma.

Just look at him fighting pokemon with his bare fists.

>>33714634
Okay no, Red can have leg day because it keeps him ripped. Feel him up when you're sure he's out and then send a picture text with you and red in his car in viridian, then drive to pewter. Fucker can lose a day chasing yuo all there.

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>>33714634
You're pissed. You're kind of pissed. You would be pissed if you didn't notice the short shorts he's wearing from his gym work out. God damn his ass is pure rock type, and you wanna learn rock smash. Oh wait, that's a good line, you should put that into your next doujin. First though you struggle to pull him into the car and recall his pokemon into their balls. Then you stop to admire his ass again. Those are by far the best glutes you've ever seen in person.

Well, momma didn't raise no bitch, so you should probably take him to the pokecenter for the night. But first, let's get some picks for your blogs and bara fan friends.

[TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW]

>>33714794
Sent the picture to blue, that is.

>>33714810
>[TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW]
Already?

Thanks for the run OP, fun as always.

>>33714810
>momma didn't raise no bitch
News to me.

>>33714843
>Said it'll be a short quest tonight in the general, sorry
>Anyone have any questions, concerns, criticisms, ect? I'll be here for a little while to talk.

>>33714892
More tomorrow?

>>33714892
What happen to the pidgey, thought we kept at least one

>>33714810
>bara
I had been imagining Red as the one in the OP but bara red is way better.

>>33714892
How does one drive to Cerulean when Mt Moon has multiple floors and only ladders?

>>33714967
Yep

>>33714985
There's a plan for them

>>33714992
He is, but Green loves photoshop

>>33714892
How did Red get 50 Pidgeys?

>>33715005
I thought Blue/Gary is named green in the original (the manga and the legends)

Green the girl was called blue?

>>33715023
Don't you mean how did Red get 53 Pokeballs?

>>33715023
You know those items you find just laying around in the games? He found 45 pokeballs on route 1. Dude's a fucking autist about pressing a on every square.

>>33715003
By not taking the game map too seriously

>>33715044
That was what I meant, yeah.

>>33715044
he could have just used a stringer on their legs...

>>33714892
Just keep it coming, maybe a bit longer posts. So far you've been really good about scheduling, but that's not saying too much three threads in.

>>33714892
Can we please have Red solo each Gym?

Or at least attempt to.

>>33715057
I'll work on that, maybe get a Twitter to keep scheduling open. I'd like to interact with the community honestly

>>33715128
Up to you guys

Night everyone

>>33715128
And by solo I mean no Pokemon, fisticuffs only.

>>33715158
Fair enough, night.

>>33715158
Night Oak! Thanks for running!