Are we a cute catboy?

>>33858779
Cute yes catboi no, if we train transfiguration we can be though

Maybe skim the archive and get an idea.
please play with me anon-chan

forgot to say or fleshcrafting

>>33858901
>>33858865
Rude
>>33858723
Freak the fuck out because spider.

>>33858995
But spiderbro just wants to be our friend, lets take him and try to make him our pet!

>>33858808
how hard would it be to give ourselves catears?

>>33859036
I'm with this guy. Spider familiar here we come!

Alright

Spider gets some love.

>try and make friends the natural way?
>try and bind him to yourself as a "familiar"?

Rolled 99

>>33859082
>try and bind him to yourself

>>33859095
I forgot to even ask for a roll.
Writing.

>>33859082
>try and bind him to yourself as a "familiar"
We can do this.

You quickly lift yourself up off the ground, Arwen's arm slides off you probably waking her up too, you see the spider just sitting there, staring at you.

Your not too afraid of spiders, no more than the average person.
Actually right now, he looks a little cute, you open your third eye, you have an idea/

You use your knowledge of spirit magic to open a direct link between you both, most wizard have familiars, binding spells its one of the first things you learn in spirit magic.
You feel the spider, you can read whats going on in his head, hungry, curious, cold.
You solidify that link between you both, and it sends a current of emotion between you both.
He now has sentience.

You bend down and hold out a hand, he skitters over to you and climbs up your arm,
>"Master, what is my name?"
Your a little taken back, its not usually supposed to give animals the ability to talk, you must have given it more than a bond.

Whats her name?

>>33859247
Snookems

>>33859247
>What's her name?
I vote Annie.

>>33859289
changing to
>>33859293

>>33859293
Seconded

Rolled 35

>>33859247
Shynt, its drow for invisible and silent.

>>33859247
Charlotte

>>33859247
What kind of spider are talking about OP? tarantula or maybe like a Goliath bird eater?

You hold you arm up to eye level and give her a smile.
>"Annie"
She skitters up your arm onto your shoulder, you get a feeling of gratitude and happiness through your bond.
>"Thank you so much"
She says in a cute voice, as she seems to snuggle into your shirt.
Holy shit that tickles.

You hear a Arwen behind you.
>"Holy shit is that a talking spider!?, don't let it bite you!"
You tell her to chill out and her name is Annie, you sense shes afraid of spiders.

You and Annie are hungry.

>set up a place to attempt to decode the ritual
>set up some traps with annie to catch a small animal to eat
>talk to arwen, maybe about defusing the whole possibly wanted for kidnapping/molesting you situation.
>talk to Annie
>snuggle Annie
>Write in, Always encouraged.

>>33859458
>talk to arwen, maybe about defusing the whole possibly wanted for kidnapping/molesting you situation.
>snuggle Annie

>>33859388
Its a made up spider, bigger than your hand, a little fuzzy on the butt, it has three yellow dots and a yellow strip on its butt.

It is venom highly poisonous, causing pain and paralyzing the average sized adult human for a short while, in a matter of seconds.

>>33859458
>talk to arwen, maybe about defusing the whole possibly wanted for kidnapping/molesting you situation.
>snuggle Annie
I'm liking this quest.

>>33859500
>It is venomous
Sorry about that.

>>33859500
Motherfucker that is a swag ass spider.

You pick up Annie from your shoulder, then you lightly snuggle her with your cheek, holy shit shes purring,
Arwen is looking frightened by the sight before her.

You smile and say to Arwen.
>"Cmon, she doesn't bite."
She gives a mock frown and replies with.
>"Noooo no never i'd rather stay here thank you.
You return her fake frown and say.
>"Fine well get comfortable, we need to brainstorm a way to get you out of the whole, kidnapping situation back at the village.
She asks.
>"Brainstorm?"
You say.
>"Just something my master used to say, anyways do you want to live in the woods with a possible bounty on your head or not?"
She gives a neutral look, and pauses for a second then says.
>"I guess we have to, i was praying we could just skip town or something, its all a huge fucking misunderstanding anyways, what can we do to convince them i didn't brain wash you or something?, your just-or just look like a kid, one that was drug off into the woods for a day and has an injured arm."
Its feeling considerably better actually.

What say?
Any ideas?

>>33859665
We could go the obvious way and try to tell the truth to the town.

>>33859694
Thats a decent idea, whatever way you go if you just walk into town they'll start a trial

>>33859665
>then you lightly snuggle her with your cheek, holy shit shes purring
She's too fucking cute.

>Any ideas?
Is there actually anything stopping us from just skipping town?

>>33859665
We could claim it was all a show to see how the townsfolk would react to dirty pedophiles, they passed, their town doesn't get burnt to the ground

I suppose if we mix faking gynophobia with >>33859694 we might be able to at least stop her getting a bounty. Please someone say we have a better idea than this.

>>33859706
OBJECTION, LETS FORMULATE A CASE WITH OUR NEW CLIENT!

WE WILL REPRESENT HER IN COURT!

>>33859762
We could just testify that she didn do nuffin, she just need mo money for dem programs

>>33859707
Nope nothing really.

>>33859717
We could try that, a bluff like that might have a high dc, they may demand proof anyways or injure further.

>>33859791
What if we fleshcrafter crosses on ourself and her to prove that we are totally apart of the church who is gunning for dirty pedo supporters?

I'm just going to say we go back into the town, say we have a severe case of Gynophobia and that we had a panic attack when she touched us, She freaked out and we talked over the night.

Also if they question us with "brainwashing" we can show them that we're a mage as long as magic isn't frowned upon.

>>33859847
What about the chick we hit on, we did not fear her

>>33859856
I completely forgot about that. Nevermind my idea is shot to pieces now.

Other than that we can always just skip town and hope she doesn't get a bounty in the other towns

Could we change how she looks without making it look like utter garbage?

>tell arwen you got this and talk out a case with her to bring to the town. (possibly lie through your teeth to them)
>ditch town.

>>33859808
There are many different churches to different deities, that would hurt and may be slow to heal with magic.
there's no real legal age in midevil fantasy its just frowned upon heavily to take advantage of children.

>>33859847
Magic isn't frowned upon particularly, in fact it mostly is held in high regard, as only nobles, important or rich and talented people can afford to learn anything, wizards are seen highly unless a dumb peasant sees you do something spooky, then your branded a warlock, nobody likes a warlock.

>>33859955
it's mostly held

>>33859955
>ditch town.
Not really worth the risk

>>33859955
>Ditch town

Let's just forget this ever happened.

>>33860009
>>33859987
Barmaid is going to miss us, we was so close to gettin at dat.

>>33860039
I severely doubt she would risk it considering how we caused a huge scene when the elf touched our dick

>>33860039
I know, we all wanted in on that.

Writing.

>>33858723
>Arwen is cuddling you
awww yesss /ss/ train is a go

Well shit, you can't talk to girls for shit, what makes you think you'd be a good lawyer?
As much as you'd like to go back and bury your face into Felicity's chest, sometimes shits just not worth it.

You sigh and say.
>"Well your prayers have been answered, I can't think of anything to say to them that doesn't sound shady"
She looks a little hurt for a moment and says.
>"I guess so then... you know its probably best i left soon anyways, before i got caught pickpocketing and lost a hand.
You interrupt.
>"Yeah.
She continues.
>"I was on my way to the city of Gillamoor, its about a week and a half's walk south from town, followed a flying tower part of the way, then i had to stop and rest, well the rest is history i guess..."

Wow a week and a half?
You've never walked that far in you life.

>ask if shes prepared for a week and a half walk?
>suggest maybe we could steal some supplies from the village before we head off?
>suggest a disguise?
>fuck it get to walking bitch
>with a little webbing and a stick, maybe basic transmutation, craft a portable web/bugnet to feed Annie? (crafting nigga,)
>Write in?, Always encouraged.
boom slapped in the face with the plot nigga

sorry it took so long, mutherfuckin snacks.

>>33860280
>ask if shes prepared for a week and a half walk?
>Ask about the city of Gillamoor

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>"Are you really prepared to walk a week and a half?, Looks like your packing "light"."
She folds her arms and says.
>"No. but its not like we have much choice, besides i know some basic survival skills, i can probably find some nice mushrooms or berries."
Thats probably not enough, you have some skill trapping small animals, but it still might not be enough.
Not like you have alot of choice, your stomach growls, Annie chimes in.
>"Were hungry"
Very observant.
Taking your mind off that, you ask.
>"Whats Gillamoor like?"
She touches her finger to her lips as she leans onto a tree and says.
>"You don't know about Gillamoor?, its a pretty large and important place!, Lets see you got the alchemy guild hall there, a huge adventurers guild, its pretty wealthy right now with the heavy merchant and adventurer traffic, and ruins everywhere underground."
She continues.
>"Its also one of the most interestingly designed cities around, with tall buildings that twist out of the ground around the castle, interesting architecture, artwork, and people

>>33860483
can we give the spider a magic dicking?

>>33860483
is that what she looks like?
also build a bug catcher.
ask her to pick some berries or whatever
and make an animal trap
we can wait till night and suggest to we could steal some supplies, we need it right?
i dunno im half for it half against it
what if we got seen
it could help us though

>>33860519
it probably won't fit, if you want we could spend time making her a body, a spider-girl body, you play as the character though, so i'm not going to stop you from trying anything really.

>>33860520
think that picture but slightly more modest, what do you expect a brown elf thief to wear?

>>33860483
>Make the bug catcher
> Get her to gather some food
>Scope out any possible places to steal supplies from(preferably on the outskirts of the town)

>>33860519
Please no.

You think this over and ask.
>"Well, we have alot to prepare for can you go pick some of those berries, please?
She responds immediately.
>"Sure, i'm actually pretty hungry too."
With that she walks off into the forest, you're actually pretty lost so it'd be a bad idea to wander around alone.
Then a neat idea strikes you, you ask Annie.
>"Hey your hungry right?"
She says
>"Yeah duh!, jeez master your not very observant are you?"
You lift her up to eye level and frown.
>"Can you just give me some web?, i have an idea"
Holy shit did you just see a spider blush?
What the fuck is wrong with this world.
>"O-okay m-master..just don't look!"
What the fuck.

You lay her down, then grab some sticks,twigs and leaves, then you get to work together.

After a few minutes its complete, you make a nice bug-net if you do say so yourself, Annie snuggles up on your head and points out tasty bugs shes sees, in another minute you catch her some juicy ones.

Arwen gets back seconds later with a small bag of berries mushroom and some wild veggies.
It looks to barley be enough for two, you say.
>"Thanks for the food."
Annie chimes in, while sucking out the juices of a large bug wrapped up like a mummy.
>"Mmmank yuu moo"
You cant decide if thats cute or not.
Arwen replies.
>"Its no trouble, i found a few bushes of black berries and cranberries back that way, you might not like those mushrooms though, i guess we split it?"
Your stomach replies before you.
>"Sounds great, thanks again."
You decide to roll with it and sit down next to her.
She gives you a handful of mixed berries and a few mushrooms, she has about the same amount, you gladly stuff it all in your face, she giggles slightly at the sight.

Its okay.

>Get out onto the road?
>Talk about something else?
>Write in? Always encouraged.

>>33860735
>Get out onto the road?
Sing while you walk, we are gonna look so fucking weird

>>33860735
be right back OP i need to find my sides

fucking love Annie so much now.

Am I the only one waiting for this to all be an illusion created by our master so we could get some experience?

>>33860799
Yes.

>>33860735
>Get out onto the road?
Keep an eye out for any easy food that we can put some blood mage magic practice on.

Alright writing.

Alright NOW writing

>>33861026
10/10
best quest

Felling full of energy from the meal and kinda chipper from your new friend, you wait till shes done eating, shes a slow eater, when shes done you hold out a hand and exclaim.
>"Lets hit the road, daylights burning!"
She takes your hand and you pull her up, then she asks.
>"Why are you suddenly exited?"
Hmm, you made a new friend, your alive, your finally FREE outside of a tower holding hands and TALKING to a girl, a CUTE ELF girl for the first time in years.
Shes holding your hand, leading you out of the forest onto the road.
You respond in a sing song voice.
>"Always look on the light side of life!"
>"Some things in life are bad
>They can really make you mad
>Other things just make you swear and curse.
>When you're chewing on life's gristle
>Don't grumble, give a whistle
>And this'll help things turn out for the best..."
Annie chips in singing along.
>"And...always look on the bright side of life...
>Always look on the light side of life...
Arwen smiles and matches the spring in your step, still hand and hand you walk singing with annie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Fixed

>>33861026
>This quest before
Yeah pretty good having some chuckles.
>This post and song
Fuck this is the best quest in a while

>>33861054
Well then I guess it's this post now

>>33861043
But my point remains.

Thanks guys, i'm trying my best to improve.

You continue to walk, sing and whistle with Annie, Arwen doesn't know any of your music, but the smile hasn't left her face yet.

You share the last of your rations with Arwen and Annie caught a bug herself, Arwen finds a comfy spot off the road to camp, you start a fire.

The traveling is going to be posted quick with some events and an action to keep yourself entertained fed and to do something with your companions.

>your sitting at the camp fire with Arwen, Annie made herself a web in your hood.

What do/say/ask/cuddle

>>33861133
Cuddle with annie, ask to hold hands with Arwen because you're scared of the big bad scaries at night

>>33861133
Scoot closer to arwen, lay your hand on hers, whistle the bright side of life, try to get her to whistle with you now she knows it.

>>33861166
The thing is we should actually be very afraid, spirit fuckers are after us and they could jump out at anytime

>>33861203
even more reasons to hold hands

You take Annie out of your hood and lay her onto your chest and pet her.
All of the sudden you hear a howl, you jump obviously spooked and tuck Annie into your cloak.

You scoot closer to arwen and put your hand on hers, she looks at you and gives you that, i know your scared i can feel you squeezing my hand look.

You can totally play this off.
>"W-what i'm fine."
She replies with.
>"I didn't say anything."
So shes playing that game eh?
Its dark, your spooked, you whistle part of the bright side of life, to take your mind off things.
You then nudge Arwen and say.
>"Cmon you know the song now, whistle along"
She looks at you with a slightly embarrassed face and says.
>"I c-cant whistle..."
You're mind now off the dangers lurking in the dark, you respond with.
>"Pfff its not that hard!, here put your lips together."
You instruct her on how and tell her to give it a try, she just blows a raspberry in your face causing you and Annie to giggle.
She says with a blush.
>"S-Shut up its hard!, i'm tired anyways!.
And then rolls over to pretend to be asleep.

>cover her with one of your robes?
>cover yourself with a robe? (you have two)
>cuddle her?
>sleep on your own?

>>33861282
>cover her with one of your robes
>sleep on your own

We'll wake up cuddling anyways, because she cuddles things in her sleep.

>>33861282
>tfw I cant whistle
I know your pain Arwen
>cover her with one of your robes
>meditate

You take one of your oversized robes out of your bag and lay it over her, after a second you can see her snuggle into it, cute.

You sit on the ground legs crossed, you were always terrible at meditation, but its essential for alot of things.

Roll 1 d 100
Only using first result.

Rolled 66

>>33861362
Uh-oh

Rolled 41

>>33861362
GO!

Rolled 1

>>33861362
You could have stopped this

>>33861404
>1d1
no

You're = "you are."

Smoosh the fucking words together, replace the fucking A with an apostrophe. How are you this goddamn stupid?

>Minor success.
You clear your mind, almost.
Thoughts float, you do you best to ignore them.
After what feels like forever you feel like your floating, your not actually, your astrial body has left your physical body.

>Choices.

>improve one skill that you've used slightly (singing, bloodmagic, crafting, bluffing, yada yada)
>fondle arwen
>float around, maybe scout ahead?
>fall asleep

>>33861469
>improve skill
bluff
We are gonna need that bluff when people show up looking for elfu, or to explain the spider

>>33861434
English isn't my primary language thanks for the tip i'll try that.

>>33861469
>improve one skill that you've used slightly (singing, bloodmagic, crafting, bluffing, yada yada)
Blood magic

>>33861469
>>33861501
This

So bluffing or bloodmagic?

Its only slightly by the way, a +1 to rolls involving that skill.

>>33861541
BLOOD MAGIC!

>>33861541
bluff

>>33861541
Bluff

>>33861541
BLOOD MAGIC!

>>33861541
Blood magic.

>>33861541
bluff

You float around comfortably out of your body, you recall all the good lies you told, you feel like you could convince a barefoot person his shoes are untied for a moment.

You'll improve blood magic the more you use it

And like that your body pulls you back inside, you lay down near arwen and throw a robe over yourself, sleep takes you.

You wake up, its early day, Annie is asleep on your face, Arwen is holding you tight with a leg and an arm, her foreleg is gripping your morning wood, this might get awkward.

What do?

>>33861643
Fucking use blood magic to make it go away, tell annie to hide before arwen sees her so close and screams

>>33861643
hump her forleg

>>33861656
sure this

>>33861643
>convince a barefoot person his shoes are untied
Nigga little kids can do that, also did shoes back then even have tying technology?

Holy shit, it feels good, but all good things must come to an end.
You focus you can feel your body, every vessel and vain, every cell, all the meat, every bone.
You take a breath and hold it, you focus on decreasing blood-flow to your little wizard.
In seconds its gone, you whisper to Annie to climb back in your hood.

Then you gently nudge Arwen awake, she looks embarrassed and apologizes, you tell her its okay, you liked it, that only flusters her more, you both get going, silently walking close along the path.

Hours later.

Still walking.
And walking.

>Rest
>Keep going pussy
>ask for a piggyback
>write in?

>>33861752
>Rest.

>>33861752
>keep walking
MANLY TWELVE YEAR OLD
also increase blood flow or some shit

>>33861752
Keep walking

>>33861782
This.

Your fucking exhausted, Arwen looks like shes doing great, you on the other hand are sweating like a jew paying taxes.

Then an idea hits you, you stop and take a deep breath, you feel everything that makes you, you.
You flush yourself, body now running at 150% the speed it was you increase you pace.
>You trekked on!
>You will arrive three days faster, but suffer a small penalty on rolls due to exhaustion.

You feel like your legs are on fire, you casually outpace Arwen, you feel great otherwise.

Then you hear a Annie say into your ear.
>"Look!"
as she points to a stray chicken crossing the road.

What do?

roll 1d100 for actions against the rabbit

>>33861752
Reach and pet Annie while walk

captcha: march hurbyi

>>33861878
>Rabbit
i meant chicken

>>33861878

Rolled 34

>>33861891
fuck, i fucked up

Rolled 87

>>33861878
Stop chicken in its tracks with blood magic/what ever would work.

Rolled 68

>>33861878
Blood bolt?

Rolled 13

>>33861878
Tame that little shit

>>33861888
But you typed chicked???

>>33861899
You stop, you look right at the chicken, you can feel his heart beat, his blood flow, his flesh call, you stop it in its tracks, his everything freezes for a while.

You put him in your bag, alive.

After a little more walking your legs give out.
Arwen helps you to a comfortable spot, you start a campfire.

how will you ration your chicken?
>Ration it sparingly, it'll last you till you get to town.
>Split it all with arwen, yummy fucking chicken.
>cook and eat normally, ration for two days.
How will you cook the chicken?
>Spit roast.
>Fireball
>Raw
>let it go
>tell Arwen to cook it
You can't move.
say anything to Arwen/Annie?

>>33861986
>cook and eat normally, ration for two days.

>Spit roast.
We can find other food.

>>33861986
>Split it with arwen
>ask arwen to cook it
We a wizard, we don't know how to cook things
>snuggle annie
>ask her why she can talk

>>33862011
This

>>33861986
>cook and eat normally, ration for two days.
>Ask Arwen to cook

>>33861986
>>33862065
This. Throw in some cuddling too.

You look at arwen and say.
>"Thanks for the help."
She smiles and pats your head, then says.
>"Its fine, if you wanted to rest you could have said something though."
You exhale and ask.
>Nahh, can you cook, by the way?"
Her smile turns to a grin and she says.
>"Only if you share."
You respond with a sure, as you take annie out of your hood and give her a snuggle.
Arwen is plucking the feathers from the chicken, and building some weird wood and rock stove over the fire.
You ask Annie
>"Why can you talk?. i've never heard of a familiar learning to talk from a bonding."
She looks up and you and says with a giggle.
>"You should know better than me master!, your the one who gave me sentience, and access to your memories!"
You don't think that was part of the spell.
The most you can chalk it up to is you put alot more into the bonding spell than you should have.

you rolled a crit nigga thats what you get.

After a while you smell some good shit, Arwen made grilled chicken, you both split it and share some, there's some leftovers.

Its fucking good.

after the meal she asks you about yourself a little, a few questions about your childhood witch you answer honestly.

You lay your head down on her lap and fall asleep.

>>33862182
Sorry guys, i may have to cut it here.

Thanks for putting up with my shit writing and having fun with me.

Tune in next time, We'll probably actually get to the city!
And do stuff!
Stuff that matters!
Fun stuff!
Probably.

Any questions or anything before i have to go?

I might come back later today.

>>33862232
How close are we to Arwen?

>>33862232
Thanks for doing this quest, its great fun.

>>33862232
>Thanks for putting up with my shit writing
I will fucking fight you
But thank you for running.

>>33862246
Pretty close since your asleep on her lap.

Close enough, just gotta find the right moment

>>33862262
So how into /ss/ is she?

>>33862293
Shes an elf, shes into anything, thats probably how it works right?

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Give a + if you like.

>>33862363
When is next thread?

>>33862363
>into anything
whore/10
do not want

>>33862407
it was a joke don't worry shes pure waifu material, shes falling for us though because she likes cute things, and were awesome.

>>33862397
Maybe later today if im up and have free time, if not same time tomorrow or next day.

>>33862444
>because she likes cute things
I'm not sure growing up is our goal anymore

>>33862444
Cheers just wanted to make sure I didn't miss it.

>>33862444
Goodniiiight

good thread

>>33858779
>>33858808
>Cute yes catboi no, if we train transfiguration we can be though
Got transfiguration yet? Are we at least a girl?