>>34261928
Right i've got my coffee LETS DO THIS!

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Your fleet has retreated some distance back and is now reorganizing the ships and troops scattered by Sun Ce's attack and following pursuit. With small formations of ships, Sun Ce is doing his best to chase down remnants of your ships before you regather to full strength. You meet together with the Lu Bu and Chen Gong at a new command ship after the last one was destroyed by Huang Gai's fire attack to discuss a bit of the situation at hand.

“Sun Ce has been a larger problem than I would have expected,” Chen Gong remarks in a sullen fashion, rubbing the small edges of his beard. “Yuan Shu however has had problems with the man. I will make plans and find a way to deal with his command.”

“Bah, it is because of this river that we hold trouble. If I could get my cavalry on land I could be able to defeat this brazen upstart,” Lu Bu remarks as he takes a glance to the distance where your forces have just fought and retreated from. He stamps the ground with his halberd in annoyance.

“Regardless,” Chen Gong remarks. “For now we must regather our ships and men. There are still some troops and ships that have not rejoined our ranks. Once we have reformed our ranks, we will engage Sun Ce once again. His low numbers cannot hope to fully route us yet.”

Chen Gong turns to you.

“General, either focus on patrolling the waters for possible enemy raids or go out and gather survivors. We will need a week before our fleet is ready. ”

Which task do you do?
>Patrol and defend from any small attacks
>Go out and gather survivors

>>34261936
Patrol, let others gather survivors

>>34261936
>Go out and gather survivors

>>34261936
>Patrol

>>34261936
>Patrol and defend from any small attacks
We have the best trained naval fighters. Makes more sense to patrol while others gather survivors.

>>34261936
Patrol

>>34261928
Oh man it's been ages.

We didn't die right

Somehow you guys have managed not to ruin China?

>>34261936
>>Patrol and defend from any small attacks

>>34261936
patrol and defend from any small attacks

>>34261980

We took over Yang province (Wu's territory historically) and allied with Liu Biao.

We recruited Taishi Ci, Gan Ning, Zhou Tai and a ton of administrators. Waifued Lingqi.

We defeated Sun Ce in a duel and killed one of his unknown generals in another duel with a 420 no scope spear throw.

>>34261936
Patrol.

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>>34262010
>420 no scope spear throw.

thanks anon I needed that

>>34262010
Now we need to write another letter to sun ce talking about that spear throw and asking why he hasn't been calling us.

>>34261936
>Chen Gong remarks in a sullen fashion, rubbing the small edges of his beard. “Yuan Shu however has had problems with the man. I will make plans and find a way to deal with his command.”

Chen Gong's going to sweep Sun Ce off his feet with the best letter ever. Zhu Xing will go full yandere after that

>>34262010
>Taishi Ci, Gan Ning, Zhou Tai
Excellent taste, bros.

It's a shame we probably won't get to throw down with Yuan Shao in time to snap up some of his better guys like Zhang He.

>420 noscope spear throw

Aw yeah

>>34261928
Get a Twitter, please.

>>34262044
>The demon Zhu Xing, ruiner of warriors, becomes part of chinese culture after this

>>34262101
>Sun ce sweeped off his feet by Chen gong
>Zhu xing goes full yandere
>Betrays Lu bu
>Shenanigans ensue
>Ends up as Lu bu 2.0

no Zhu Xing you are the lu bu

>>34262064
We almost got ourselves killed recruiting Gan Ning.

Totally worth it.

We also recruited an asshole as part of our personal staff/administrator. He keeps making fun of us because of our shit rolls.

I want our Imouto to be Zhuge liang/Sima yi of Wu bu

>>34262151
>Maybe the general should stay on the battlefield
>laughingYu_Fan.gif

With Sun Ce leading small raiding attacks against your fleet, you decide it is best to patrol the waters and defend the fleet from any attacks. You set off on the waters and begin coming the rivers for any signs of attack. After several days, it seems that Sun Ce is making sure not to press his fleet too deep on to your side of the waters and is likely only attacking struggling ships left behind.

Perhaps you should speak with one of your officers about the previous battle and see how they are doing.
>choose an officer to talk to

>>34262183
>>choose an officer to talk to
Zhou Tai

>>34262183
>choose an officer to talk to
Chen Gong

>>34262183

Lu Lingqi since she must be feeling down after fucking up last battle

>>34262183
>choose an officer to talk to

Gang Ning nigga know whats up

>>34262183
Gan Ning

>>34262183
Gan Ning we gotta learn how to recover in the water

>>34262183
Gan Ning.

>>34262183
Lu Lingqi

>>34262183
Lingqi to cheer her up would be my preference. Gan Ning is second preference since we need to praise him as well. The rest meh.

>>34262167
Agreed, we should do that, and also marry her to one of our generals so she'll have an excuse to not be stuck managing a household. Besides, marriage alliances are no better than a leash and collar around our necks.

>>34262183
Lingqi

>>34262246

Sister's sole characterization has been that she's a traditional, pretty girl. Why would she want to lead men on the battlefield? Better to marry her off to an important Southern noble family like the Zhangs so she can be happy and we can get connections.

>>34262246
Gao Shun best husbando for her

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>>34262183
Lu Lingqi

Also general hype.

>>34262183
Lingqi

>>34262269
cause Ambition & Nigga's killed her murder hobo bro.

>>34262292
>>34262281
>>34262239
>>34262238
>>34262205
can we please not do this waifu shit every thread? we need connections besides lingqi

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>>34262298

Why not let brother do that with his qt poetress waifu.

>>34262183
>Gan Ning

Yaaaargh, we be's sailing on waters that only a River Pirate like Gan Ning would know about proper.

That and we're a Northerner; we know everything about land combat, shit about navy.

>>34262183
Gan Ning

>>34262317
Seriously, I like Lingqi, but can we PLEASE start talking to the other generals?

>>34262317
Did you miss the end of last thread? There's a legitimate reason for people to vote Lingqi besides "waifu".

Gan Ning is already at friendly anyway so we'd be talking to him to praise him. Both Linqi and Gan Ning are good choices.

>>34262183
Lingqi

>>34262183
>> Gan Ning

I'm as much as a waifu-fag as the next asshole but this is getting out of hand, especially when we're in a Naval War situation, not a Land War.

>>34262183
10 minute voting window, right?

>>34262317
who do you want to talk to? Chen Gong would be good or Lu Bu, but Lingqi is the one who fucked up. Everyone else just needs to be told "good job" or "keep on not failing". We need to tell Lingqi she fucked up and that she almost got her father killed. So stop being a warrior and pop out a kid because women dont belong on the battlefield

>>34262183
Lu Lingqi or Gan Ning. I'm fine with either or both as last battle gives us reason to talk with them both.

>>34262319
because muh female Strategist who gets off on Rusing everyone while sitting on a planquin

>>34262339
I was here and I understand that but we can do that LATER & right now we need to know more about naval warfare because we got our ass kicked.

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>>34262360
Well we did think that she might die on us last thread.

>>34262381
If Heaven is not in your favor, no amount of knowledge about naval warfare will help.

Seriously, we made all the right decisions but the Dice Gods fucked us in the ass

>>34262381
Talking with Gan Ning won't increase our naval capability. It's purely for relationship score.

>>34262390
>Seriously, we made all the right decisions but the Dice Gods fucked us in the ass

Maybe Raian should give us a roll bonus for making the right choice instead of the usual herp-derping that goes on half the time.

And the spaghetting.

>>34262385
honestly It would have been Interesting at least to see us go from amiable/yandere to mad as fuck with Sun ce

.....or delicious burn scars Lingqi.

>>34262390
>>34262395
true but still other relationships need to be a thing

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>>34262417
>.....or delicious burn scars Lingqi.

>>34262417

Then people should have voted for someone other than Gan Ning. We are at friendly with him and Zhang Liao, the highest non-Lu ratings.

>>34262416
I think we should have Best of 3 for WAR related rolls since its incredibly high and I have no idea how our stats factor into the averages we get.

>>34262417
we're friendly with Gan Ning, Only by talking with him multiple times will we get to trusted. Talking to Lu Bu is a waste since we are at max with him. The only good option would be Zhang Liao or Chen Gong.

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>>34262417
>or delicious burn scars Lingqi
This is not Katawa Shou-
wait a minute... female soldier with burnscars you say

>>34262441

Wait, Song Xian is friendly with us. Guess that dude really loves parties.

>>34262443

I think the problem is that we are up against Sun Ce and his naval fleet. That reduces it to an average situation since it's not as favorable.

>>34262446
We are at friendly with Zhang Liao too, remember us playing go with him?

>>>34262441

So then the only good option was Chen Gong. And honestly, we really don't need to be super duper friends with Chen Gong. He's Lu Bu's advisor. We're Lu Bu's second in command. Its not like not being friendly with each other is going to cause us to pursue different goals.

>>34262459
>I think the problem is that we are up against Sun Ce and his naval fleet.
Exactly. He's basically the final boss for naval battles.

>>34262455
mah nigga get it

>>34262269
Yeah, our sister is a blank slate that can be further written upon. Besides, strategists don't lead men into battle, generals do. Strategists give generals advice on where, when, and how to lead their men into battle.

>>34262485
Through to be honest with their level of medicine burn scars would be a lot less beautiful.

>>34262511
>burn scars
>ever beautiful

You people have never actually seen one, have you?

>>34262535
Of course, I played Katawa Shoujo so that means I am a expert.

>>34262535
>Talking about the reality of things

shhh... let us have our delusions

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>>34262556

>>34262535
It's called uglymoe.
>>34262584
The scar isn't the worst about her appearance.

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You decide to pay a visit to Gan Ning and see how he is doing after the last battle. For the most part, it is Gan Ning who managed to train your men up to par and allowed the battle to go as smoothly as it did. If not for him, you might have suffered.

Your ship anchors near his and you head over to his side. Gan Ning is sitting on the platforms, sharpening some arrows with his knife. His demeanor is casual and unfitting of the typical idea of what a general should be. When he sees you, he gives you a simple raise of his hand to greet you.

"Hey," he simply says, going back to sharpening an arrowhead. "Didn't go too well there, eh?"

>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually
>Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

>>34262650
>>Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions
We lost men. Least we can do is treat this seriously.

>>34262650
>>Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions

Business time. Put on da serious face.

>>34262650
>>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

We know why we lost Dice gods

>>34262650S

Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions.

>>34262650
>>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

Then lead it into
>Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually
No need to overdo it. Like he said, it didn't go well, but it isn't like we did something that was specifically wrong.

>>34262675
Reminder to cut of the face of an enemy soldier and make a mask out of it after the next battle. We can use it to scare the shit out of enemy combatants.

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually
>Ask Gan Ning why the battle was lost and ask for suggestions

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

His demeanor is casual we should do the same as the visiting one

>>34262650
>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually
He's a casual kind of guy, and we're friends.

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>>34262650
>>Sit with Gan Ning and discuss the battle casually

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>>34262779
My sides.

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>>34262814
I love 3 Kingdoms era funny shit.

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>>34262857

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>>34262779

>>34262010
>one of his unknown generals
I figure we should at least TRY to find out his name.

It was han something right?

>>34262941
Who?

>>34262941
Han Dynasty is over. I mean I am sorry we had to kill him but it was nothin personnel kid.

>>34262941

It was obviously Han... Hao?

>>34262941
I think his name had Dong in it-No wait we already killed Dong Zhuo

>>34262974
Han Solo maybe?

>>34262974
Wait I remember! It was Han Solo. He attacked us first though so it was justified.

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>>34262948
>>34262962
>>34262974
>>34262983
>>34262992
I swear to god when I get a bigger role in the next game I will Kill you ALL.

AND YOUR LITTLE WAIFU TOO

>>34263034
Go to bed Cheng Pu

>>34263034
I'm sorry have we met?

>>34263034
Hey, buddy! Who might you be?

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"Hand me an arrow," you say as you sit down with Gan Ning, removing your own blade. Gan Ning tosses you some and you begin sharpening the arrowheads along with him.

"You did well out there. I keep giving you the vanguard, and you might outshine me."

Gan Ning scoffs.

"I'm not the one who threw a damn spear in the air and killed an enemy general. If anything, you're the crazy son of a bitch."

"Hah, it did not stop us from losing the battle however."

"Battles come and go, you can't win em all. Best not to have any doubts and sour grapes about a small loss and look to the next one to win."

You joke and talk with Gan Ning casually to pass the time. However your leisure time with Gan Ning is broken an hour in when a soldier shouts that he sees a few enemy ships ahead. You and Gan Ning immediately get up and you head back to your ship.

On the distance is a few enemy ships chasing down a ship on your side, likely a survivor trying to regroup with the main fleet. What do you do?

>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers
>Give supporting fire to help the ship on your side

>>34263034
Hand Ang? More like Hand Only, the general that never scored.

>>34263053
>>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers

Lets take some heads!

>>34263053
>>Give supporting fire to help the ship on your side

ITS A TRAP!

>>34263053
>Give supporting fire to help the ship on your side

>>34263053
Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers

>>34263053
>Give supporting fire to help the ship on your side

>>34263053
>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers
Time for a moral boost. Our troops need it.

>>34263053
>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers
They probably have orders to avoid direct confrontation or wasteful traps. Sun Ce won that battle, yes, but he's still heavily outnumbered and can't afford to lose too many ships.

>>34263053
>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers

Gan Ning and Zhu Xing bonding time

>>34263053
>>Give supporting fire to help the ship on your side
We're still injured remember.

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>>34263053
>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attacker
Payback Time

>>34263053
>>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers

WE MUST EMULATE OUR LORD AND MASTER, LU BU!

>>34263053
>On the distance is a few enemy ships chasing down a ship on your side, likely a survivor trying to regroup with the main fleet. What do you do?

Who is willing to bet that is one of Zhou Yu's tricks ?

>>34263059
>>34263051
>>34263049
>>34263047
J-Just you wait. I'll-I'll do something memorable... someday... soonish...

*sniff* I just want to be remembered.

Even Master Sun Ce forgets about me

>>34263053
>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers

>>34263100
MY LORD! Zhu Xing, your creepy stalker has slain general han Dang.

What? For this I will . . .wait, who?

>>34263092
We have possibly the least threatening injury you can get in this quest. We shouldn't make a decision just because we have a dislocated nose

>>34263053
>>Engage the enemy directly and fend off the attackers
I think we'll be okay with Gan Ning at our side to be honest

>>34263100
Hey cheer up. You are important. I mean the world wouldn't work if there weren't any rotting corpses around right? I mean all those bacteria and stuff. They need you.

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>>34263099

Zhou Yu ain't so tough

>>34263131

>Inb4 his corpse is completely preserved because even bacteria don't recognize him as organic matter.

>>34263099
Tricks don't work against steel.

>>34263053
Engage the enemy. Lets use our trained men properly!

Also, got an idea if for round two. Disguise ourselves as Lu Bu, take the front, and ambush the generals that come for him.
"You thought you would be fighting Lu Bu, but it was ME! ZHU XING!"

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>>34263185

That's some Ravages Zhang Liao tier shit right there

>>34263185
That worked so well for Patroklos. I can't see it going wrong for us.

>>34263218
>Patroklos
who?

>>34263185
Doesn't really give us anything since Lu Bu is stronger than us. The trick only leaves the enemy with an easier battle.

>>34263185
Tempting, but we don't have a Red Hare-tier horse nor a kickass polearm weapon that could conjure huge tidal waves with one sweep.

>>34263234
not sure if trolling or just stupid

>>34263234

That guy who posed as Achilles during the Trojan war, I think.

>>34263234
Seriously?

>>34263265
Ah, I never read the Illiad

>>34263234
Also spelled as Patroclus, that's how I know of him.

Wasn't that dude a complete scrub though? Zhu Xing could hold his own against any enemy general they could throw at us. We are not going to get Hector'd.

>>34263243
In a way, yes. However, what if we use it in conjecture with something more important? Right now we have a lot of soldiers and equipment that need to get to the other side. Lu Bu include. If we keep half of our best soldiers to fend them off and hold them, we can get our siege and cavalry to safety. Besides, Lu Bu is more useful for the Siege, while our duty was to escort Lu Bu across the water.

>>34263298
He was second-in-command of the Myrmidons, the greatest fighting force in the Achaean League. Not a scrub.

>>34263298
It'd only make sense to do this if having Lu Bu appear somewhere he isn't supposed to be would turn the battle in our favor. I'm not sure how you'd get such a situation here.

>>34263298
We are dependent on luck so we might just.
>>34263312
Crazy plans and trickery never worked for us in the past.

>>34263185
>>34263218

In Ravages, one of Lu Bu's favorite tactics was to have an army of fake Lu Bus to raise morale and terrify the enemy since Lu Bu couldn't be everywhere at once.

Those fake Lu Bus were decent but generally had a very short life span, except for the best fake Lu Bu, Zhang Liao.

I don't know if that idea would work here however.

>>34263346
Time to train us some Lu Bus eh? We might want to ask the real Lu Bu first though otherwise he might misunderstand the whole thing and think of us as some creepy stalker who only want to bang Linqui because of her father and his big WAR stat.

>>34263393
>misunderstand

But anon, that's exactly why are waifuing Lingqi.

>>34263346

>comes tomorrow, everyone's dressed as Lu Bu, even Linqi and Cai Yan.
>especially Linqi and Cai Yan

>>34263346
Well, as is, the majority of the army are not good at naval combat. Sun Ce's army however is. Ship combat really doesn't offer much mobility and if we lose our seige, we are in trouble. Hell, if we aren't careful we may just do redcliff before redcliff happens.

Besides, splitting may force sun ce to split HIS force. We have plenty of generals here who are capable of leading. Sun Ce does not if he splits them.

>>34263423
>big battle
>everyone dressed as Lu Bu
>cries of "Can anybody provide me with a decent challenge?!" everywhere

>>34263423
I can imagine its late into Zhu Xing and Lingqi's mariage and they decide to spice up their sex life by roleplaying and Zhu Xing asks her to put on her father's armor and start yelling about being the greatest warrior in the land.

>>34263465
Wasn't there some Easter Egg or mode or something in one of the Dynasty Warriors to turn all the soldiers into Lu Bu?

>>34263465
>Forget Lu Bu, find out who Zhu Xing is!
> There sir! I found him!
>That was quick. How can you tell?
>His giant halberd is in his pants.

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>>34263465

>>34263486
No, they BOTH do it.

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>>34263507

>>34263522
I wonder if Lu Bu is aware of his daughter and bro's raging boners for him?

>>34263504
>Sir, we lost him!
>Just follow the spaghetti dammit! Everybody knows Zhu Xing always leaves behind a trail of spaghetti!
>Sir, we can't. The spaghetti... it's not just a trail, it's simply everywhere.
>Jesus Christ what in the world could make a man spill so much spaghetti.
>Linqui dressed as Lu Bu

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>>34263575
The sad thing is, I can actually see that happening to Zhu Xing.

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"Move out! Save that ship and turn back the enemy!" you shout, knowing full well that the enemy has been concentrating on small raid attacks and you can easily take down any small escorts attacking this far.

Your ships move quickly to engage with the enemy ships in pursuit. Seeing your fleet coming at you, the enemy fleet makes a stop and attempts to pull out.

"We've pursued too far! Retreat!" the enemy in command calls out.

Your fleet easily catches the enemy fleet as they attempt to turn their fleet around. You ram the side of an enemy ship and board it, easily taking the enemy soldiers there who have been panic-struck. Gan Ning fires an arrow in to the enemy man in charge, killing him with a pierce through the neck. It is only a matter of time before your forces mop up the small enemy fleet. After the battle, you meet with Gan Ning.

"How much did ya kill!?" he says with a smile.

"A dozen or so," you reply with a smile. "I was not exactly counting.

"I got a dozen or so myself, but I think I win here for taking down the leader. Heh."

With the soldiers of the ship you saved cheering you and Gan Ning on, your small patrol fleet returns to the main fleet. Your main fleet has gathered a couple hundred more survivors and are in good process of recovery.

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Your fleet continues to reorganize itself and you have some time to recuperate for a bit more time. However, Chen Gong calls you in to the command ship along with the other officers during sun-down.

“Now is the time to attack,” Chen Gong remarks.

“What?” Lu Bu says with an eyebrow raised. “We still need a few more days to reorganize. You said it yourself did you not? That we should recover to full strength before we move out?”

Chen Gong smiles.

“Truthfully, we will need another week to reorganize. But I find this importunity the best time to attack. The enemy has just won a victory, and they feel compelled and reassured. They too are reorganizing their fleets after they have pursued. We will launch a raid by night to surprise them, then follow up with our main fleet. We shall need a volunteer to lead the raid.”

>Volunteer for the night raid
>Stick with the main force, suggest someone else to do the raid

>>34263762
We be taking heads with our man Gan Ning!

>>34263785
>>Volunteer for the night raid
>>Also take Gan Ning as our vice-leader.

We're good, but we're not as good as Gan Ning on water.

>>34263785
>Volunteer for the night raid

We got experience in those

>>34263785
Volunteer Gan Ning to lead the night raid. We will also attend.

>>34263785
>>Volunteer for the night raid

Hell yeah motherfucker, bring Gan Ning with us since this is his specialty.

>>34263785
>Volunteer for the night raid

Redemption!

>>34263785
>>Volunteer for the night raid
Try to get Gan Ning to join us

>>34263785
>Volunteer for the night raid
>suggest someone else to do the raid
Isn't Gan Ning the night raid expert? We still would like to attend though, so I guess we'll be leading with him as our second.

>>34263785
>>Stick with the main force, suggest someone else to do the raid

Zhang Liao

Let's be honest here, he's always going to be a better leader and we've been hogging too much of the glory.

>>34263785
>Volunteer for the night raid
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>34263785
>>34263814

I'll support this. I'd be fine with Gan Ning as the leader as well so long as we are the second.

>>34263862
I'd probably vote for Gan Ning to lead it instead of Zhang Liao, but the point is valid. We need to spread some of the glory around.

>>34263785
>Gan Ning for the night raid

He's a former pirate, making him best suited to the task.

>>34263862

I like Zhang Liao leading the main attack better. Zhu Xing is more warrior than leader still and that fits a smaller night raid better.

>>34263785
Fuck yeah, night raids!
We gotta get our bro Gan Ning in this since he's the expert and all, though at this rate he really might take our spot

>Volunteer for the night raid
SNAAAAAAAAAKE

First dice incoming ETA 15 minutes

>>34263925
Hopefully the dice gods will bless us this time

>>34263925
We might wanna get some of the bad rolls outta the way then.

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>>34263925
>Picture related

>>34263957
That's not how it works, anon.

>>34263785
>try to get Gan Ning to volunteer with us
JOLLY COOPERATION

>>34263958
Get fucked Kongming!

>>34263785
Volunteer with Gan Ning

We shall stalk Sun Ce in the niiiiight!

>>34263974
Because you know all about the will of the dice gods right?

>>34263980
And if not this then Gan Ning with us assisting

>>34263974
>>34264010

Gentlemen, it's obvious. We must sacrifice a few heads to the battle standards as well as swear blood oaths to Heaven, Earth, and the Ancestors. Only then shall we reap the bounty of the Dice Gods.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>34264043
All we need is Window Boy

>>34264078
In all fields.

>>34264078
window boy is angry at you

>>34263785
>Volunteer Gan Ning to lead the Night Raid. We haven't been very good at leading those.

>>34264043
>swearing oaths to false gods, the ground, and corpses
The only one who deserves worship and offerings are the dice gods

>>34264292

We need the Son of Heaven to get his blessing clearly.

>>34264292
Yeah, invoking the Heavens, Earth, and People only really helped me get a 90 on a joke roll.

>>34264312
We kinda ditched him back in Chang An, so I kinda doubt he'd be all that willing

>>34264356

>Implying that we need him to be willing

laughingcaocao.webm

>>34264386
>wanting to be a Dong Zhuo and those shitty eunuchs

>>34264353
It wasn't a joke

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>>34264422

Brother Gongtai please.

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"Allow myself and General Gan Ning to lead the raid. General Gan has experience in the field and he is the best for this task, while I shall assist him. We will cause disorder amongst the enemy and will fire a lighted arrow to the sky when the times is right for attack," you say to Chen Gong clasping your hands and bowing. Gan Ning rises up as well.

"I've only recently joined this army and I want to contribute to our cause. Please, let me lead the raid."

"Very well," Chen Gong says with a nod. "Then the rest of the generals should prepare the troops and be ready for a swift attack."

You and Gan Ning nod and smile to each other as the generals are dismissed from the main command ship. You prepare small, fast boats and the soldiers with you carry light armor and blades. As you prepare to leave, Lingqi comes over to your ships and sighs.

"Volunteering for the dangerous parts again? You're going to get yourself killed one day," she says with a frown.

>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
>Perhaps you have been taking too many dangerous tasks...

>>34264589
>>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions

Nigger
I
Pursue
Lu
Fucking
Bu

>>34264589
>State that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions

Don't boast

>>34264589
>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions

We are the General that Manifest Might!

>>34264589
>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
But tell her she should tone it down a notch. Ramming a boat that's on fire is not cool.

>>34264618
We seem to be pursuing Gan Ning now though, and just recently Sun Ce

>>34264589

Something about how dangerous missions are inevitable to ensure victory and how you are needed for these tasks.

Do Not Boast.

>>34264589
Giver her a kiss. Tell her "When I get back, we'll get married and I'll retire."

>>34264641
This

>>34264641
Agreed
And tell her about how many people will she bet this time

>>34264589
>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions

We Pursue fucking Lu Bu

>>34264649
our Orders to her nigga

>>34264589
>State that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
>Perhaps you have been taking too many dangerous tasks...
Don't boast.
It's hard for us to avoid dangerous tasks. Although maybe if we had a family we would find reasons to avoid dangerous tasks.

>>34264666
seconding

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>>34264666
[Deathflags Intensify]

>>34264589
>>34264641
>>34264676
>>34264661
These sentiments seem good. Big emphasis on not boasting.

>>34264589
>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
"But if you want to watch my ass during this battle, I won't stop you"

>>34264589
>Its what the land needs. Who am I to ask another not as capable as to take the risk in my place? And I would rather not risk both our lives on this. Your father will need your strength if I do fail

>>34264676
YES! Tell her we might tone it down a notch if we had a wife.

>>34264589
>>Boast that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
>>Make light of the situation and jest:

"I've been stabbed in the gut, clobbered over the head with a warhammer, beaten senseless by so many people over the years. What's next, an arrow to the eye?"

>>34264649

We ordered her to ram the boat. And it was the right decision, getting a low roll with "shoot arrows at a quick fire boat" would have been disastrous.

>>34264729
Don't jinx it.

>>34264666
We're not retiring! We only just got a feel for what generalship entails. Now is when our career will really begin to shine.

>>34264717
I don't think that would be good. If she wants to come, she can come. She might take that as not trusting her because of the fire boat getting past here.

>>34264676
Indeed. Still, we need to keep everyone safe. If we can spook their army, take down a few men, maybe demoralize them, we can save a lot of lives and make things easier for everyone.

>>34264676
Haha
We will be more careful if we have children

>>34264729
no, an arrow to the Knee

>>34264589
>State that it is a warrior's job to fight and go on missions
Don't boast

>>34264775
kill yourself

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>>34264775

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>>34264775
>>34264745
>>34264729

Nigga, do you Dun fucked up.

>>34264676
>if we had a family
Poor, poor Zhu Yang, and Zhu What's-her-face

>>34264666
THIS!

>>34264729
>Zhu Xing takes an arrow to the eye.
>Pulls out the arrow along with the eye.
>Looks at the eye, still attached to the arrow.
>"Ewww, gross! Ick, ick, ick!" he says as he throws the arrow in the face of one of his bodyguards.
>Zhu Xing then falls unconscious.

>>34264830
>Xiahou Dun takes an arrow to the eye while battling Lu Bu's forces
>Zhu Xing steals the eye before Dun can eat it to keep it as part of his collection
>The legend only grows

>>34264827
It's Yue. Can we start molding her into a strategist once this battle is over?

>>34264830
Then we realize that we are actually cao cao that was mentioned in the history

>>34264830
Not everyone can be an eye eating badass, even if it likely smells and tastes like spaghetti

>>34264666
This but less retire and more "take it more easy"

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>>34264775

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>>34264866

I have a better candidate in mind if we want a strategist in dress

>>34264676
It sounds like we're guilting her into marrying us though if we say stuff like that now

>>34264910
>not Imouto

nigg you are doing it wrong

>>34264910
God I loved Sima Yi in the 2010 show.

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>>34264932

He's the best non-Cao Cao character in the show.

>>34264666
Not in public, man we agreed to be professional when we're on duty

>>34264970
It's dark out and we're by ourselves.

>>34264666
c-can we d-do this please?

>>34265002
..is this where we give her a campaign baby? Will we show her our strength before battle and give her a campaign baby?

>>34265033
We're not retiring until we've unified the land.

>>34265033
>wanting to retire and pursuing the Bu, and those lovely 90 WAR men
Fuck no

>>34265035
we gave her a pre campaign baby though

>>34265062
>>34265069
of course not the Boner is too strong for us to ignore

>>34265035
>take her out back out of earshot
>and hopefully halberd range
>she says she's ready
>just like the blushing bride we always wanted
>undo belt
>remove trousers
>but there is no penis
>there aren't even legs
>there is only spaghetti
>spaghetti and kettles
>and wierd Sun Ce fanmail

>>34265035
Not before marriage, nigga
I'd rather not have the boss eviscerate us

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>>34265033
>wanting to retire at age 25

>>34265108
Shit nigga
My sides. I cant find it

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>>34264899

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>>34265265

Wu a shit

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>>34264666
>retiring
NOPE

WE'RE WAY TOO YOUNG

WHAT ARE WE, LIU BEI, MAKING PROMISES WE CAN'T/WON'T KEEP?

Otherwise the idea isn't bad.

>>34265293
>implying Liu Bei isn't a benevolent, trustable man who would be a wonderful leader to us all
Anonpls

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>>34265357

Pls

>>34265357
Guan Yu pls go.

>>34265357
Hey, maybe in this life, he is!

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"It is the job and duty of warriors to be on the front lines and participate in dangerous tasks. You should know this, Lingqi," you reply as you fasten your armor tightly.

Lingqi remains silent for a few seconds, looking down and letting out a small sigh.

"You're right. When I took the mantle of a warrior, I should have expected such things. However... Even when I know our line of work skitters around death, it's hard for me to know you're out there doing things that might further your death."

Lingqi sighs again and closes her eyes.

"Sorry. Best of luck to you," she says and walks away.

You remember Lingqi has had a problem with trusting people and opening up. The thought of you perishing is likely heavy on her. However, the chance for glory is something too much to pass up on, and though you have feelings for Lingqi, you are a warrior and a man foremost.

"Lingqi! I promise I shall make it back and see it to the end that your father unites this land!" you call out to Lingqi who stops midway. She looks back at you and gives a nod before departing.

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Your raiding forces moves quickly in to the enemy lines using the cover of darkness to mask your raiding fleet. In due time you see the torches of the enemy fleet and move your fleet in position, making sure no light is on your side. You observe the enemy fleet, which is laxer in guard than usual. It seems Chen Gong was right when he said the enemy could be caught unprepared. Motioning to Gan Ning to lead the attack, your ships surge forward.

A few enemy patrol vessels are around. But with your fast ships, you quickly overtake them and pass by them. By the time guards on the outer perimeter notice your presence, it is too late. The head of your ships armed with ramming devices crash in and your troops begin boarding the enemy.

“Enemy attack! Enemy attack!” the guards shout.

>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

>>34265397
>"Lingqi! I promise I shall make it back and see it to the end that your father unites this land!" you call out to Lingqi who stops midway. She looks back at you and gives a nod before departing.

Today we find out if Zhu Xing is immune to death flags.

>>34265421
>>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter

I ain't getting surrounded.

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

Our goal is to inflict maximum discord on the enemy. We can't do that by attacking outer perimeter.

>>34265421
>>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

>>34265425
Fuck death flags. Tempt danger.

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
Got to strike when the iron is hot.

>>34265425
Sun Ce isn't final boss material so we should be safe

>>34265421
Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet. Fuck them up and have no fear. It will scare the shit out of them

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
Go with the flow, the momentum is on our side.

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
No way this could backfire!

>still no dice
What is happening here?

>>34265421
>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter
No need to go gung ho here. Start a few fires on the outer ships, hit and run, and have them run around trying to reorganize.Scare tactics will work wonders, and speed is our ally in these sort of missions.

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
Outer perimeter isn't going to be enough. The main fleet will save us if they try to surround us.

>>34265421
>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
Strike em hard and fast, momentum is on our side!

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

We go all in

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

Pierce the shell for the shot jelly inside

We are going to die. We are going to die. Raian had Linqui warn us and we are still running straight into our death. You guys know how autistic Raian is with his warnings and you guys still run straight into it.

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

>You observe the enemy fleet, which is laxer in guard than usual.

Perhaps this is a trap? Or maybe Chen Gong is right and this attack was truly unexpected?

No way to know and we can't half ass a volunteer mission anyway. We are committed at this time. Take Sun Ce and Zhou Yu's head and they can't launch any plots.

>>34265495

We are going to be signaling the main fleet to attack if I read correctly. This is a prelude to a big fight.

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

>>34265495
The veterans of Chang'an have already decided their course, anon.

>>34265534
>the veterans of Chang'an
Fuck you.

>>34265522
hell yeah we will

>>34265421
>>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter
Hit and Run, don't get encircled when the enemy regroups.

>>34265522
Losing Gan Ning would almost be as bad as dying ourselves with the lack of naval training everyone has.

>>34265565
>>34265552
We dun goofed. We dun goofed bad.

>>34265421
>>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter
Let's not get encircled.

>>34265534
Didn't that big defeat at Chang'An come from not listening to advice and charging the enemy anyway? Oh well, at least we're assisting Gan Ning. Though at the Chang'An business, we had been assisting Fengxian.

>>34265591
This is suicide. Raian please stop this. Please.

>>34265421
>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter
Seriously, let's not risk our neck too much. We've got a woman waiting for us.

>>34265591
The Chang'an situation and this battle are entirely different situations.

Moving to the inner part of the enemy fleet might be a mistake but it's not because of Chang'an.

>>34265581
No. You dun goofed. You're crying and bitching before anything has even happened. The hindsight squad that seems to follow this thread and the worrywart brigade. For all you know, that was the right choice.

>>34265584
Look, this could either go really horrible for us, or it could go really great. It all depends on how well we roll.

>>34265581
We REALLY need to attack the parimeter. If we want the enemy to come to us, let them come to the outer perimeter. Preferibly after setting fire to their outside ships and trapping them in a ring of fire.

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet

>>34265421
>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter

>>34265421
>>Ignore the outer perimeter, quickly move on to the inner part of the enemy fleet
We need to strike deep inside the enemy force and cause as much chaos as possible

>>34265421
>>Focus on trying to attack the outer perimeter

Why are you cowards trying to take the safe way out when you volunteered for a high risk-high reward mission? Be consistent.

>>34265637
Dude without the panic there ain't no hype and without hype there ain't no happening so shut up and get in the mood.

>>34265661
But I thought we wanted to bring an end to the chaos!?

>>34265581
My point is this night raid was going to happen regardless of us going or not. So if Gan Ning went alone and failed it would be just as bad. I can see how us going with would make it worse.

>>34265688
there's a difference between panic and ooh, i wonder if we fucked up and these fucking armchair generals bitching at everyone who chooses the daring option and calls tg stupid and brings up chang an.

Who dares wins motherfucker.

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>>34265684
I swear they're stupid as hell.

They think they're smart and careful but they're anything but.

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>>34265719
Daring options have consistently carried the day anyway. It's our job to be daring when we are the night attack/vanguard and the rest of the fleet is following in our advance.

>>34265719
Yeah because the
>We dun goofed. We dun goofed bad.
was totally an armchair general bitching at people for their choices.

>>34265701
Sounds like Benevolence talk to me boy!

Guys. Enough jabbering! Onward to glory!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeJWwK7xG6Q

>>34265763

Fucking Huang Gai

>>34265748
I made the possibly incorrect assumption that we dun goofed guy was also>>34265522
If I am incorrect, then I apologize.

>>34265761
Uh, no, it's Ambition!

>Still being a whiny bitch over Chang An
Sure is fucking pleb in here!
>>34265763
Now that's more like it

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“Those already engaged keep the men here occupied! Those who are free, ignore the guards and dive in!” you order your troops who all shout in response. Your ship and a few others quickly skim past the outer perimeter and begin your attacks on the inner part of the fleet. Your ship rams one of the larger enemy warships in one swift and hard motion, making it begin to sink. Gan Ning orders his troops to launch fire arrows and throw bayes of hay and reed to another warship, lighting it on fire. Panic and disorder begins take place in the enemy fleet and your raid goes well.

“Scoundrels! I shall kill you all here!”

You hear the shout of a familiar sounding voice. You turn to see an enemy general, Cheng Pu, charging towards Gan Ning's ship intending to stop him.

“Hah! Bring it on, I fear no man!” Gan Ning yells as he moves to engage Cheng Pu himself. Both ships clash with one another and Gan Ning jumps in facing off against Cheng Pu in a sword fight.

>Aid Gan Ning, help him take down Cheng Pu
>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself

>>34265781
>>34265761
It sure ain't MIGHT.

>>34265802
>>Aid Gan Ning, help him take down Cheng Pu

Oi! We owe Cheng Pu for the insults he gave us during the Coalition!

>>34265802
>>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself

Goddamn it, we owe Cheng Pu a duel but our duty to our fleet comes first.

>>34265802
Aid Gan Ning, help him take down Cheng Pu.

>>34265802
>aid Gan Ning to take down cheng pu

ROUND TWO CHENG PU!

>>34265773
>>34265763
http://youtu.be/rArzaKQvGjU?t=30s

>>34265802
>>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
Chen Gong'll have a fit if we forget about the bigger picture. Gan Ning can handle himself.

>>34265802
>>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself

We've already scored a General kill. Let Gan Ning have this one.

>>34265802
>Aid Gan nina, help him take down Cheng Pu.

Tag team Gan Ning and let him lead the navy while we handle him

>>34265802
>>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
He got this.

>>34265802
>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
Gan Ning can deal with him himself, he NEEDS the glory to be recognized as an actual commander by Lu Bu.

Not to mention, jerking off our own glory could lose us the battle here

>>34265802
>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
This is Gan Ning's duel. It would be offensive to step in.
Let's go find some opponents of our own to slaughter

>>34265802
>>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself

>>34265802
>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
Gan Ning wanted glory, he's got it.

You go, lad!

>>34265802
>Focus on taking other ships down

>Focus on taking other ships down, Gan Ning can take care of himself
Gan Ning: 86
Cheng Pu: 84
Have you done away with the dice Raian?