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>>34683972
Currently you are on a fetch quest for the noble “lady” in return for what you hope is useful rewards. Along the way, you “saved” a NPC girl named Marinda and got stuck with a quest from her.

You have just recently done a little RL shopping, met crazy bitch again and fought more red bears which you and the girl barely survived.
You’ve also arrived at the mountain (destination of the fetch quest) only to promptly decide that it’s better to play it safe (did I mention you lost your arm and needed a church/healer? Well you did and do) so you chain-portal spammed all the way back to the beginning town.
There you decided to get healed by the local herblore healer granny who had named her price for your healing… a quest.

Currently you are on a fetch quest for the noble “lady” in return for what you hope is useful rewards. Along the way, you “saved” a NPC girl named Marinda and got stuck with a quest from her.
You have just recently done a little RL shopping, met crazy bitch again and fought more red bears which you and the girl barely survived. You’ve also arrived at the mountain (destination of the fetch quest) only to promptly decide that it’s better to play it safe (did I mention you lost your arm and needed a church/healer? Well you did and do) so you chain-portal spammed all the way back to the beginning town. There you decided to get healed by the local herblore healer granny who had named her price for your healing… a quest.

2/3

>>34684018
So, it’s not going to cost you coin but instead cost you a quest for the healing?

“So… what exactly is this quest I have to do for payment for payment?” you inquire with a sigh. Whilst the fact that healing would require a quest instead of coins works for you, it’s still quite annoying since you are already on a quest with a deadline.

Ugh… all this trouble over healing a damn arm, maybe you should’ve just went to the church or found a player…

“Hmm? Payment? Maybe you are getting confused child. Healing is my job and my life. Helping people is not something you can put a price on. After all, is it not natural to help those who are in need? I will require no such payment for healing the two of you. No instead, I’m simply asking for a favour to help out of the kindness of your heart~ I will be sincerely thankful to you if you can help me in this task~” babbles the old woman as she spouts of words that you can’t help but disagree with.

Well not that you’re complaining, this way around there would be no need to accept ANOTHER quest which probably has no reward… but then again, maybe it would be worthwhile to accept this quest anyhow? You’re not doing it for her sake, it’s just that maybe her being “thankful” is old-woman speak for LOOT LOOT LOOT in this game?

“Can I find out more about this quest?” you question as a system prompt jumps out in front of you showing

3/4

>>34684040
>Quest received
An old granny’s love for her son

Rank: E

The old woman known as Helen has a son that she loves dearly. It seems this son of hers used to visit her every second day however recently he has not been showing up.
The old granny is worried that her son may have gotten himself in some kind of trouble, he had always been quite a foolish yet courageous boy.
Her son’s name goes by Simone and is an adventurer who lives in the area.

Reward: Unknown

Time limit: Until she finds out about her son herself or she dies


You decide to

>Accept her quest as is
>Accept but ask for a more concrete reward
>Decline her quest, get your free healing and skedaddle
>Optional: Ask for herblore training
>Writein

>>34684097
Accept but ask for healing training/supplies incase Simone is injured.

>>34684097
>Decline her quest, get your free healing and skedaddle

>>34684097

>Accept her quest as is

>>34684239
>>34684215
Since I really don't want to roll 1d2 this early, guess I'll wait a bit longer.

>>34684097
>Decline her quest, get your free healing and skedaddle

>>34684097
>Accept her quest as is

>>34684097
>Write in
Punch her in the face

>>34684284
Never mind there's our third and tiebreaker, writing.

>>34684299
>Optional: Ask for herblore training
Meant to quote this.

>>34684305
>Being this blatant
Are you new?

>>34684311
You decide that since she’s healing you AND more importantly that she’s probably going to be giving you a reward for doing this that you may as well just accept it. Your finger brushes against the accept button of the system prompt as the system prompt pops up

>Quest accepted (3/5)

The old woman smiles at you as she calls out with a soft voice

“Thank you, you are a very kind boy” orly, you’re just doing this for the loot. She continues “Now let’s get you and your friend there healed right up.” She walks forward carrying what appears to be a thread like herb as she requests that you take out your arm. After taking out your arm from your inventory, her hands dash faster than you can see and within moments your arm is sewed back on

>You have regained usage of your right arm

… really? You know this is a game-world but the fact that you can literally just sew back an arm is kind of pushing your suspension of disbelief here.

“Are you fucking telling me that you can just sew an arm back?” you call out half pissed as she smiles.

“You adventurers are tough and strange fellows… well that and the fact that the plant I used was specially made for situations like this helps too. The girl will take longer, probably more than a week. Pick her up when you come back… hopefully with news of my son”

With that taken care of, you walk promptly out of the herb filled house as you decide that nows a chance for

>shopping (buying/selling/etc.)
>Trying to finish the old lady’s quests
>Meeting known NPC –writein-
>Trying to find some players to party with
>Writein

>>34684519
Also note, leaving immediately for mountain is also an option. Just presuming that you would want to shop first if you do that.

>>34684305
>muh Qtg
>muh autism

>>34684305
First its rapefags and now its this

>>34684519
>Trying to finish the old lady’s quests

>>34684519
People must be busy, guess I'll wait around.

>>34684788
this

>>34684788
>>34684833
Writing.
No need to samefag if its just you two, I'm fine with low amount of players.

>>34684945
I'm a different guy, just on a whole lotta places.

>>34684945
Never planned to samefag.

>>34684945
You decide that the faster you finish this old woman’s requests the better. It might waste a slight bit of time for the “Lady’s” request however you have plenty of tie left for that quest anyways. After all how long could a E rank quest take?

You decide to choose the simplest solution in a case like this and just ask around the local NPCs and players.

Please roll 1d100 for information gathering

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>34685006

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>34685006

>>34685032
two people in the thread. I get a good roll, and some how you manage to even it out.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>34685006
>>34685044
>two

>>34685017
>>34685032
>>34685059
Well thank god its best of 3 and not average...

>>34685059
Nice to see more traffic, despite the roll.

>>34685095
You decide that the faster you finish this old woman’s requests the better. It might waste a slight bit of time for the “Lady’s” request however you have plenty of tie left for that quest anyways. After all how long could an E rank quest take?

Luckily it seems that an E rank quest fits its difficulty as after only an hour or so of asking around, you have quickly gathered the necessary information. It seemed that Simone was last seen more than a week ago and that he was acting suspicious before he disappeared. He was last seen in the forest area just outside of town.

Obviously you decide to
>Leave for the place immediately
>Shopping first
>Get a party or something
>Writein

>>34685152
quick note by the way: If you do decide to leave for forest/mountain.
Note that you cannot stay for extended periods away from the girl or else you'll start getting system prompts and debuffs among other shit.

>>34685152
Portal back to the mountain now that we know where he is.. We can return later to finish the quest and pick up the npc girl, since she will be out for a week anyways.

>>34685186
Define extended periods?

>>34685152
>Shopping first

>>34685152
>leave for the place immediately

Lets just get this over with as soon as possible.

>>34685231
You do not know how long IC.
You can always choose to google if you wish.

>>34685152
whoops, forgot to set auto-update on

We need a proper fucking weapon. Are we sticking with the dagger, using the claymore, or switching weapon types? Choose now, goddamnit.

>>34685304
What's funny is that you guys keep switching weapons so much that you're near master yet havn't got mastery for both dagger and claymore. Whip would take a bit longer but it's close to getting the mastery skill too.

>>34685304
I want us to use a quarterstaff

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>34685209
>>34685252
>>34685254
Rolling 1d3 and writing

>>34685374
I actually agree.

>>34685346
At the rate we're going with poor talent in magic, we're going to become a mixed martial artist, switching weapons mid-combo like we're dante or some-

....fuck, that might work.

>>34685408
With our looks we might be New Dante. And that's terrible.

>>34685423
At least we don't engage in various Shakespear-tier conversations.

>>34685466
but we're a chuuni which is worse

>>34685387
You’re about to start heading towards the forest before you come to an emphiany. You decide that you should not be putting off the Lady’ quest any longer as the longer you take, the less favour there is. The old woman’s request to find her son can wait until after you finish the lady’s quest.

However first there was the railroad, you had come all the way back to town to heal your arm AND get some supplies so it’s best to make the best of it before you leave. You enter the general store ignoring the girl’s quest request as you tell her that you wish to sell your loot.

You obviously decide to sell all of the miscellaneous beast bits you have for a decent amount of 2 bronze altogether however you also have some fur and other stuff too.

>What do you wish to sell?

>>34685569
Forcing this since otherwise you will run out of food along the way making the whole trip take longer if I don't do this

>>34685569
Sell all the bits and rotten goods

Keep fur and bones

Sell Barbarian Armor

I want to sell 1 Xpot for gold and the other for $, but I know nobody else agrees.

Buy a quarterstaff. Focus on durability and cheapness, not damage.

Buy water and supplies, and all that other stuff I mentioned last thread because I gotta run for now.

>>34685569
Sell everything besides tools/weapons buy supplies.

Unless leathers are worth more to player crafters and vending them is a sin.

>>34685655
>>34685650
So, keep weapons and tools.
Buy quarterstaff
Buy bread+water supplies (obviously)
Sell all armour
Keep fur

That about it?

>>34685650
>>34685655

Yes, keep potions too, and buy a quarterstaff.

>>34685717
Writing.

>>34685739
You decide that you are in serious need of cash and supplies so you promptly tell the girl that you will sell basically everything.
She stares at you when you mention this however she accepts stating that she probably has enough to take it all.
>You have sold all animal parts outside of fur
>You have sold Black bear berserker "armour"
>You have sold fancy looking blue wizard's hat
>You have sold all herbs
>You have bought an average yew quarterstaff, looks durable yet mundane
>You have bought 30 bread and 30 water
>You have 2 silver and 3 bronze left

After buying and selling all needed items, you head to a deserted part of the town as you begin the 2 hour long process to summon a temporary portal.

2 hours later, you arrive outside the enormous looking mountain once again

1/2

>>34685860
You step out of the portal arriving at the mountain. You see the two paths before you however as had been decided by you earlier i.e. last thread, you follow the dirt path with the suspicious looking sign.
You keep a lookout for any monsters or flowers that could possibly be the mountain rose however you do not note anything besides dirt and the occasional rock on your trip upwards.

After awhile of walking up the mountain however, a system prompt suddenly jumps out at you
>You are under the effect of the “scroll of random steal”, When you die, you will drop additional items

What th- your thoughts are interrupted by an arrow that narrowly misses your side. Taking a quick look around, you note that there does not appear to be anyone you can see as all you can see are just rock outcroppin- just as another arrow thuds against your shoulder
-20 health 305 health left

It seems that you are getting ambushed, damn it, you knew that sign was suspicious.

You decide to
>Keep looking for the attackers
>Get some cover behind a nearby rock
>Run away
>Write in

>>34686061
>Run away
Is our portal still up? It last for a few min right?

>>34686061
>Foolish Courage
>Keep looking for attackers, run around in the process

>>34686061
>Keep looking for the attackers
Foolhardy it may be, succeed it must.

>>34686099
It's up for 5 minutes so no, it's been longer than 5 minutes.

>>34686100
It will not activate unless you're going to be standing out in the open bellowing out a challenge or something.

>>34686061
>Run away

>>34686178
Well, do that then while we look for the attacker. Looking for them already puts us out in the open, might as well be boisterous about it.

>>34686251
this

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>34686099
>>34686208
>>34686100
>>34686115
Fuck it, rolling than writing.
1 is running
2 is looking for attackers whilst bellowing out a challenge

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>>34684097
>Accept as is
Unknown rewards are more fun

>>34685860
Woops just realised, super fail there. Was meant to write a chain of portals again however fucked up since not paying full attention.

Presume that you arrived from a chain of portals.

anyhow

You decide to go with the same bet in a situation like this by running the fuck away. Pushing off the ground using all the extra strength and agility you have, you sprint back the path you came from in a zig-zag only to realise that you were surrounded, behind you stood a man wearing a grey cloak which seems to make him fade into the background. You note that there is no username above the man’s head as you attempt to rush past him…
Roll 1d100

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>34686425
oh boy, we're so fucked

>>34686425
safe* bet, okay maybe I'm not that cured from my sickness as I thought. typos and errors galore. Feel free to shit on me, I deserve it for trying to run today

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>34686425
rollan
>>34686466
which fag was it that suggested this path last thread?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>34686425

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>34686425

>>34686466
>>34686501
>>34686502
Moderate-high success (with modifiers), writing.

>>34686548
The man draws a long and barbed blade from his side as he rushes towards you in the hopes of intercepting you however he is far too slow as his blow misses you from a wide margin as you easily dodge his blow, the blade travelling far over and past your head.
Suddenly however the blade is clouded in a blue aura as the blade changes path mid-air and rushes towards you in a downward swing however whether by luck or skill, you manage to jump to the side narrowly missing the blade.
The jump to the side throws you off balance and as you attempt to regain balance, three stabs slam into your back as the system prompt flashes in the corner of your eye

>lost 117 health, 188health left.

Fuck that archer hard you think as the blows knock you to the ground… however luckily, it seems that you are still conscious as you jump back upright and begin running once again.
The man with the barbed blade seems surprised at this as he reacts too slow to attack you once again as you rush past him down the mountain.

After a short moment, you are at the bottom of the mountain. It seems that the archer and the barbed blade man are chasing you down. You have a moment to think as you decide to
>Keep running into the plains
>Keep running down the stone path
>Climb the mountain away from them, maybe you can run away fast enough
>Writein

>>34686820
>climb a tree and let them pass
>ambush the barbed blade man and take him out quick before rushing the archer

>>34686896
Not any trees nearby that you can spot nearby.
You can attempt to hide behind a rock though.

>>34686820
>Hide long enough to equip newbie player

>>34687077
It's at 0/7, it's week of protection is over and had been over for awhile now.

>>34686896
>>34687077
So hiding seems to have the majority.
Writing.

>>34686820
>>34687140
>>34687194
I wonder if we can climb up the side of the dirt path while they're looking for us. Can't shoot us if we have a big enough height advantage

>>34685304
I'm all for dual wielding whip and dagger. long and close reach, trip and disarm attacks, intimidating as fuck.

>>34687304
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latigo_y_Daga
>Whip and dagger
>This is an actual martial art
>From my own country
huh, how about that.

>>34687304
That sounds like an incredibly stupid idea, neither of those compliments each other and we'd be taking a penalty for duel-wield
Also, at any given time in almost any given situation one of those weapons would be useless

>>34687194
You decide at times like these it’s best to hide until you think of a more sure plan. Maybe you could possibly ambush them or maybe they would lose interest in you. You dash behind a nearby large rock outcropping as you slowly await the attackers.

After a few moments the attackers reveal themselves as they dash down the path, Taking a peek from behind your rock you note that it seems that there had just been two attackers, the archer and the barbed sword wielder. The archer is garbed in the same grey cloak as the swordsman, their cloaks make them apparently appear to fade into the rocky background if you do not focus on them.

“Fucking flying dragon fucks, thought we finally caught one” Curses the archer with venous as the swordsman simply sighs.

They begin searching around the area however it seems that they do not find many traces to follow. You were scared they may have followed your footprints however it seems they do not have the skill or whatever require to do this.

You breathe a sigh of relief as you decide that you will

>Wait until they give up and leave
>Ambush
>Show yourself and try to talk
>writein

>>34687446
>drink potion to heal then ambush
Be a hero and protect any other innocents from their savagery.

>>34687446
well still have some healing herbs? do that 1st and formost, then try to look for weakness or something

>>34687446
>Climb up the path and go through the dirt path before they come back.
If they see us, we still have height advantage vs. arrows.

>>34687304
Going to take a long while to get all the related masteries if you end up doing this.

>>34687486
see
>>34685655
>>34685717
i think we got nothing besides pots

>>34687532
We should still have the healing herbs.

>>34687542
learn to read

>You have sold all herbs

>>34687446
>Wait until they give up and leave

>>34687542
>You have sold all herbs

>>34687446
We have no healing herbs, sold it all for cash.

That aside, opinions seem screwed towards a whole range of things so I guess I'll give a bit longer before rolling dice to decide.

>>34687469
You want to spend $1000+ pot on a non-boss encounter?

>>34687446
>Ambush
>writein
Stalk them and wait for when one of them is alone.

>>34687692
Ok fine, no potion

>>34687692
we have
>Health potion of Minor healing
according to pastebin

>>34687717
oh, that one.

>>34687446
Ambush seems to have the majority.
Roll 1d100 here please, bandits rolls were op, best of luck

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>34687748
FUCK THE DICEGODS

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>34687748

>>34687495
thought we already were close to mastery in both? is is just dual wielding that we're far off from?

>>34687428
it's really not if we know both weapons individually already. Dual weapon wielding is generally superior at high levels, so we should learn it anyway. And having only long or only short range weapons limits your options severely, having one of each means you're ok whether your opponent tries to stay out of range or close quickly.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>34687748

>>34687779
dual wielding is LOOOONG way off. dagger is nearly there, like literally one more attack nearly there. whip is still a way off but not that long

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>34687748
>Wait until they give up and leave
Hello darkness my old friend.

Meant to link this post and roll.

>>34687821
whatt. theres more than one pink blanket?
Either that or fail samefag

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34687748

>>34687854
Not voting, just lamenting the ambush.

>>34687854
He obviously deleted his post because he forgot to roll the first time.

>>34687779
>>34687428
first of all, see >>34687409

>Dual wielding superior at high levels
>at anything
That is completely untrue. Dual wielding, especially weapons that are not designed to hit the same range at the same time, makes you a jack of all trades, at the cost of losing a shield.

You will not maximize range/accuracy, nor maximize damage output on a single target due to the conflicting range requirements.

>>34687775
>>34687778
>>34687796
Lower success. Writing, not even a modified 84 could save the bandits it seems

>>34687879
Are you trying to imply that because someone made a martial arts style with it that it's in any way superior to any other style?
Because I could go make a style using a scythe and a coke bottle. It's only been around for 30 years anyways.
If we end up duel-wielding, we should at least take moderately compatible weapons.
Also, remember we have magic to help boost effectiveness. If we can end up instacasting portals then pure melee might be a good decision, with the removal of distance for both offense and defense

>>34687998
>Are you trying to imply that because someone made a martial arts style with it that it's in any way superior to any other style?
no, only that it is viable. I'm neither supporting it, nor rejecting it.

>magic boosting
That only makes whip/dagger even more viable, since you can unequip the whip the moment it gets in the way.

From what I understand, whip/dagger has two strategies:

>1v1
Whip is mid-range offense and can trip opponents
Sacrifice mobility for zoning the opponent
With portalquipping, we can switch from mid-range grabs to close-range grapples at any time.

>party combat
Good zoning against unarmored.
Ineffective against tightly packed armored units

>>34687880
You decide that now that you have the initiative that it’s time to turn the tables around on these foolish attackers.
Your ambush goes quite well as you manage to dart behind rocks closer and closer however it seems that luck is not on your side as when you’re about to dart closer to the two foes, a system prompt jumps out at you

> You have unlocked stat Stealth (1), stealthy actions will increase this, this stat receives is a derivative of the agility stat and wi-

Normally you can easily ignore the system prompts however it seems that for an amateur sneaker like you, the system prompt is enough distraction to break you concentration… and break your stealth… right when you’re at the backs of the two attackers.

Your foot lands heavily upon the ground easily attracting the attention of the archer as he swivels his head around towards you however he is too late as with a mighty swing of your claymore, the blade crunches against his neck killing him almost instantly as the red health bar instantly vanishes.

Unfortunately, his reaction had caught you off guard so you were off balance as the swordsman quickly turns around and after staring at his companion for a fraction of a second, lunges towards you with a roar as he pulls out his barbed blade.

You don’t have any time to pull out the claymore as you realise you must
>dodge thrust than slam your fist into the man
>let go of claymore and counter charge bare handed
>let him stab you somewhere in your chest (players are imba bastards that only die when health reaches zero)
>optional extra: pull out the fucking claymore anyways
>writein

>>34688138
Let go of claymore

If we have the dagger at our hip or something, throat-slit. Otherwise, face punch->crotch punch->use as meatshield

>>34688112
If you're unequipping the whip then it's not fucking duel-wielding

>Sacrifice mobility for zoning the opponent
If you're going to zone an opponent, you do it from actual range instead of getting four feet away, that's the point of ranged weapons.

>party combat
In party combat there's absolutely no reason to bring someone who does both jobs decently over one who does one job excellently.

It's an inefficient combination, which will make us effectively useless high-level.
Melee characters will beat the shit out of us at melee range, and ranged will kick our ass at range, and in pve we'll be outclassed by people who can actually do damage.
>>34688138
>let go of claymore and counter charge bare handed

>>34688204
Dagger is in your inventory.

>>34688138
Kick dirt in his face?

>>34688235
>trying to optimise build and min max
did you miss the fact that our build makes zero sense?
have you even seen what people spent the points on?

>>34688276
No reason to go with a stupid combination of inefficient weapons.

>>34688243
Okay, then

>face punch->crotch punch->use as meatshield
obviously on the archer. Can dead players be used as meatshields?

>>34688235
>inefficient
now if only you were around a few threads ago...

>>34688262
Possible yes, however I don't think blinding him when he's already rushing you and is extremely close to you being a good or useful idea.

Well rolling well can make anything short of a miracle occur though.

>>34688304
>Can dead players be used as meatshields?
Yes.

>>34687998
Ok, I'm not gonna argue with someone who's never used a whip. If you had, you'd appreciate wanting a backup if someone got in close. I knew about Latigo y daga and thought it was interesting that we were learning the component weapons individually, but it's clearly not a popular idea.

We're getting sidetracked anyway.

>>34688138
Writing up counter charging with face punch/crotch punch.

>>34688304
Why don't we try headbutting his nose. If you get it just right the bone can go back into his skull and pierce his brain

>>34688358
wait what? I didn't vote to punch the sword guy, I just want to finish off the archer and use him as a meatshield

>>34688351
> you'd appreciate wanting a backup if someone got in close
That's why we have the dagger though.

>>34688362
The claymore sticking out of his neck might make the angle awkward.

>>34688378
You know, I don't think a dead body will do much good when he can just stab through him, and get to us too.

>>34688411
>stab through him
and into the claymore

>>34688330
throw the archer into the swordfighter's way, if he trips, great. If he leaps over the body, dodge and try to mess up his landing. Either way, try and get inside his reach and pull out our dagger.

>>34688358
You happily let go off the claymore that’s stuck embedded within the flesh of the neck of the archer.
You had always thought of yourself as a pragmatist after all as you push forward off the ground with a dash forward of your own.

The charging swordsman’s thrust…

Roll 1d100 (this one is near impossible to fail after my roll and with strength bonus but just in case)

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>34688449
Fuck you dicegods suck my dick

>>34688388
that's what I was saying when I suggested dual wielding whip and dagger, apparently the two weapons we're best at anyway.

>>34688449
What the. random fail copypasta.
Fuck it, can't be fucked fixing it.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>34688449
aiming for something unarmored, like a codpiece or face.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>34688449
>>34688459
kek

>>34688459
>>34688531
You guys scared me
>>34688526
Luckily they had you

Higher success met.
Writing.

>>34688561
The swordsman’s blade is fuelled by years of skills and the power of rage however it seemed that luck was not on this man’s side as the blade that was meant to be thrust into you narrowly misses your throat and instead stabs into air.
Not missing a chance when you have one, you immediately step within a few centimetres from the man as your fist crunches into the man’s nose breaking it for the rest of his short life. The man’s blown backwards by the blow as you follow up with a kick straight into the man’s crotch. The man’s cries of pain are ignored as you jump forward grabbing onto the mans hair with one hand whilst with the other, you happily make a finger gun before stabbing it into the man’s eyeball and gourging it out forcing blood and eyeball juice to pull down his face.
The man couldn’t even react outside of a short scream before your fists pounded into the mans face...again…and again… and again… After a few moments, the man has collapsed onto the ground seemingly unconscious which gives you the chance to

>Finish him off, pick up the claymore and lop of his head
>Finish him off, pound his face with your fists till he’s 100% beyond recognisable as human
>Let him go, no need to kill unnecessarily (plus he’s probably going to die from his wounds)… of course you’re going to be looting him naked though
>Writein

>>34688799
>Finish him off, pound his face with your fists till he’s 100% beyond recognisable as human
Let's level up HtH

>>34688799
>Writein
Finish him with the knife in our bag.

>>34688799
pool*

>>34688799
Is the archer still alive? Can we pick up weapons that are on the ground?

Pincusion time

>>34688933
They should randomly drops items since they were red players and we attacked in 'self-defence'.

>>34688799
>Finish him off, pound his face with your fists till he’s 100% beyond recognisable as human

>>34688799
>Let him go
>>34688955
>You note that there is no username above the man’s head as you attempt to rush past him…
>players

>>34688799
Finishing him by pounding his face seems to have the majority.
Probably samefag but whatever, writing.

>>34688799
voting for knife. Quick and painless if he's still alive. And a killing blow with it should bump us into the next skill category

>>34689006
You decide that fuck using any of kind of weapon, these bastards dared to attack you and even worse DARED TO ATTEMPT TO STEAL FROM YOU. With a small feral grin, you crouch over the man as you
-censored censored censored-
Ahhh that was refreshing you think shaking of the blood of your hands, a quick glance at the multitude of system prompts show you that you have gained a level and a bit after killing these bastards. Time to check how your stats have changed after the fight.
Race: Human
Faction: The Carriers of the Heros Will does not like you (-30), Major Noble faction of the "Lady" finds you interesting (+5)
Profession: None
Alignment: 49 Holy, 40 dark (System note: Holy and Dark are contradicting and may have negative effects at higher points)
Title: New player 0/7 (1 week of safety from PVP, going past the starting area breaks this, you've figured out that this stupid title cant be used whilst in combat), The shounen hero (+5 courage, +5 foolishness, +5 fame, you've figured out that this idiotic title sees to change your voice), One who welcomes death (+10 foolishness, +necromancy skill: Raise Self (you've figured out this seems to turn you into a zombie with a ten minute time limit with strength increased), + 40dark, +2 endurance, +2 magical resistance, +5 willpower this is currently equipped
Level: 12
Exp: 70%
Fame: 47
Health: 118/350
Mana: 325/350
Strength: 10
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 11
Luck: 0 (This cannot be raised due to amulet)
Courage: 13
Foolishness: 18
Independence: 2
Endurance: 9+2
Magic Resistance: 4+2
Stealth: 1+5(This stat is affected by half your agility)
Wisdom: 2-16 (This stat is affected by your foolishness stat. This stat cannot be raised until the total is at zero or higher)
Willpower: 6+5
Savagery: 1-13 (This stat is affected by your wisdom and intelligence)
You have 2 unassigned stat points

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>>34689167
>Savagery: 1-13 (This stat is affected by your wisdom and intelligence)
Savagery isn't affected by foolishness?

>>34689209
Why would it be?

>>34689244
Wisdom: 2-16

>>34689209
Foolishness ≠ Savagery.
Charging into battle with no weapons is foolish.
Being Savage is ripping apart your enemies and bathing in their blood while smiling.

>>34689167
just so you know, stats like wisdom, savagery, foolishness, independence, courage, etc. all matter quite a bit... just not for dice rolls. They exist for a different reason

Whilst it seems that you have gained no new skills from the fight, it seems that you have managed to gain two new stats out of the fight on top of the levels and fame.

With a small smile at your gains, you quickly look over your attackers for anything useful
>+2 Rocky camouflage cloaks
>+40 iron arrows
>+Barbed blade
>+Silent yew bow
>+3Lesser Scroll of random steal
>+Food supplies

It seems that you had gotten a decent haul from the fight too, especially noting the camouflage cloaks and the scroll of random steal.

Now that this was over you should
>Dirt path route upwards (no more ambushers now)
>Stone path route downwards (better not to risk that shitty dirt route)
>Try climbing the mountain but don't follow the dirt route path (hard, chance of fail, etc.)
>Optional: Rest up a bit first
>Writein

>>34689293
>>Dirt path route upwards (no more ambushers now)
Equip rocky cloak

>>34689293
>>Optional: Rest up a bit first
>Dirt path route upwards (no more ambushers now)

also
>equip barbed blade
>equip cloak

>>34689293
>>Optional: Rest up a bit first
>>Writein
Equip that cloak and examine the blade.

>>34689293
>Optional: Rest up a bit first

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>>34689339
>examining the blade
Not going to do much besides the character giving his personal opinion
Identify when?
But guess can write as a short bit.

Overly ornate barbed blade: You examine the blade noting the jagged edges, the blade seems abnormally light and it seems to be a one handed weapon. You can't really tell much more without using it

writing up equipping blade, putting on cloak and going by dirt path.

>>34689428
Before anything else, you decide that you should rest up a bit first. The smell of the corpses irritate you somewhat however you can't be bothered moving the corpses as the smell did not seem to cause any debuffs.

You lie down with your pink blankey as you decide to rest both ingame and IRL for a quick power nap. It had been a hard fight after all and you needed some solid rest after all the jumping with portals over the last 6 or so days.

Roll 1d100 pink blanket modifier OP

Yes the rest option was the trap option

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>34689475
Like always, the dicegods can suck my dick

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>34689475

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>34689475
I fucking knew it

>>34689497
kek
>>34689499
>>34689500
Highest success, writing.

>>34689522
Your quick powernap is interrupted by the system prompt
>Possible hostiles have been detected nearby by pink blanket
which promptly awakens you. Stiffling a small yawn you glance around noting that it seems you have slept longer than you thought. It appears that it's early night already however what's more notable than the time is the fact that in the distance you can make out a few short figure carrying torches walking up the stone path towards your general area. You note that you can see what appears to be usernames above a few of the figures however the darkness clouds your vision from confirming this fact.

Damnit, are they the friends of the thief bastards you killed?

You barely have any time. You must

>Hide behind a rock
>He who strikes first, strikes hardest (ambush asap)
>Attempt to communicate with them
>Run away
>Writein

>>34689655
>Hide behind a rock

>>34689655
note the rest option overtook the other options meaning you don't have cloak or sword equipped yet.

Optional: Equip cloak and sword.

>>34689655
>Equip Cloak
>Run up dirt path

>>34689680
Equip cloak in addition to >>34689679

>>34689655
>Equip Cloak
>Hide behind a rock

>>34689743
>>34689679
Writing hide and cloak.
No need for roll, would require something like three under 10 to even be slightly noticed.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>34689815
Come on 1

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>34689815

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>34689815

>>34689909
I love you so much

>>34689815
It's obvious in situations like this that you should hide, after all. Last time you ambushed a bunch of guys, they did turn out to be "good" guys, better play it safe this time. Which reminds you, the cloak that the robber-bastards had used would be perfect for a situation like this.

With a few taps , your fingers dance across the system prompts easily summoning the camo cloak which you drape over yourself. You quickly finish packing up camp and any essentials before scampering behind a large enough rock to hide you as you await the group that slowly comes towards you.

You stay hidden and still as the group which you now recognize to be 3 players and 2 NPCs to arrive a few metres away from you... oh you also recognise the fact that they were by no means human. It seems that they weren't short, they were dwarfs.
You would be more surprised if not for the fact that dwarfs living in mountains is an age-old trope coupled with the fact that Oliver has already told you about the dwarfs living within the mountain.
Only thing that mildly surprises you is that there are players being dwarfs due to the fact that you remember only being able to choose human... maybe theres a race change quest? Or was it a new expansion pack/update or something?

Well whatever the case, you remain hidden as the dwarfs finally arrive at the corpses

1/2
making lunch be back in around 5-10 since making cup noodles

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>>34689909

>>34689909
qTg pls

>>34689909
>>34689921
y'all are masochistic

>>34689955
>taking a break between the first and second post
you bastard

>>34689909
Crits when?

>>34689909
Good roll, maybe if I had crits it would matter.
>>34689829
>>34689902
>>34689909
Are you guys masochists?

>>34689955
“It seems that our great prophet was correct in this matter, what say you good master Kerk Calciteworker” asks one of the dwarven…players? What the fuck. You would have expected that from an NPC but it just sounded pretentious and idiotic when said from the player.

“Very true my –Farin123- my friend, it seems that the prophecy that this mountain would one day come under attack by dark forces is correct. We are quite lucky that just like prophecy of our machine, the attack by evil was fended off by the great spirits of the mountain” …you’re a spirit now you guess? Well at least you helped them you guess?

After what seems to you be hours… (it was minutes) the dwarves finally finish their posturing and leaves.

Ugh, what the fuck were they even doing?

Intelligence check for our less than intelligent MC
1d100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>34690221
>dwarven posturing
is that a skill?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>34690221
Fuck off dice gods

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>34690221
Time to roll that 1 again.

>>34690251
all my kekles

>>34690276
nothing ever works out for me

>>34690221
Woops typos everywhere and spoilers accidentally given. I suck clearly as QM lel.
>>34690240
>>34690251
>>34690262
Highest success, writing.
I honestly just did it for an intelligence check since we hardly ever use the stat right now.

>>34690304
All this dwarven posturing, could it possibly be a... skill? Yeah, this is a game right. Maybe that was a ski-

>the part of our main character's brain known as common sense that is hardly ever used facepalms itself as it starts screaming at this newest development of idiocy

-wait a minute, you've seen that kind of playing before. What did people call those weirdos?

Oh... right.

Role players. Those guys that played pretend with their figurines and shit.

No wonder those players were so weird, they must all be fat, smelly, lonely, neckbeards or something kekles, inb4 not getting it.

Well at least that solves the mystery, now its time to

>Wait till morning than leave on dirt path towards the TOP
>Follow the dwarves from a distance
>Climb dirt path now, do et
>writein

>>34690414
>Climb dirt path now

>>34690414
>Climb dirt path now, do et

>>34690414
>>Climb dirt path now
gogo

>>34690414
>Climb dirt path now, do et
not even one of the trolls

>>34690414
>climb the dirt path while trying to learn ventriloquism

Wait, they're going to respawn where died right?
We should fuck with their bodies

>>34690495
Their not players, I'm sure I mentioned earlier that you noticed no username above their heads.

>>34690434
>>34690438
>>34690446
>>34690459
writing.
>>34690480
kekles.

>>34690530
You decide that you are more than enough rested to start going up the dirt path right at this moment. Fuck the dangers, hell you even think of trying to learn ventriloquism along the way.
>+1 foolishness
Well... it's not like you were going to or anything... totally weren't.

After making sure that the dwarfs are gone out of sight, you begin trekking the journey up the mountain in the darkness. Whilst the dirt road is easy to traverse, the fact that it's quite dark and starting to get pitch black really ruins the experience with you tripping over yourself and hurting yourself every 5 or so minutes.

Within an hour, you had received two new "gifts" from your experience
>You have gained skill The clumsy tripping idiot (beginner): You have tripped so many times that you are now immune to damage from tripping or other similar minor accidents. You also receive 20% confusion resistance.

>You are currently on 230/350 health

Guess tripping damage adds up huh?

1/2

>>34690414
>Climb dirt path now, do et

>>34690705
You stumble and trip your way (now without damage at least so its only mildly annoying) up the journey, whilst walking up the dirt path, you notice that just up ahead the dirt path finally stops.

It is now early morning

Beyond the dirt path seems to be an area filled with stalagmites with weird spiral patterns upon them. You're pretty sure this isn't a cave but whatever, you're about to start moving however...

Roll 1d100 int check.

>>34690705
But I really wanted to learn it.
It's a useful skill

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>34690799
rolling

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>34690799
where the hell is that flower?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>34690799

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>34690799
FUCKGODSIWANTVENTRILIQUISM

>>34690835
inb4 missed it because it was along the dirt path and it was dark so we missed it

>>34690799
Also this is the end of the third day, just realised. which means that debuffs of being away from escort target are now in effect

>-2 all stats until you are in range with escort target
>you may not receive new quests
>your base mana and health are reduced by 50 temporarily until you are within range of your escort target
>Your fame is reduced to zero until you are within range of your escort target

>>34690819
>>34690842
guess we'r-
>>34690835
never mind.

>>34690901
You're about to start walking onwards when you notice something strange... whilst the previous area had small animals of one sort or another. The area with the stalagmites did not. Noting the possibility of there being some kind of danger, you sit down and observe...

It seems that your observing payed off as you see one of the stalagmites fucking move slightly... and blink what appeared to have been an massive fucking eye.

It happened in less than a second but you are sure you just saw that. Hmmm... that would mean

>Look for a way around the area avoiding the creepy stalagmites
>LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD, they're probably monsters, its time to massacre them for exp and loot. Rush in and kill them all (foolish courage)
>Attack from a distance (e.g. bow or throwing rock) to observe and play safe
>Writein


Note: There are 7 stalagmites however you have only seen one move so far

>>34691018
>LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD, they're probably monsters, its time to massacre them for exp and loot. Rush in and kill them all (foolish courage)

>>34691018
Rockclimbing time
>SCALE THE MOUNTAIN

>>34691018
>LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD, they're probably monsters, its time to massacre them for exp and loot. Rush in and kill them all (foolish courage)
Also practice ventriloquism

>>34691018
>LOOT FOR THE LOOT GOD, they're probably monsters, its time to massacre them for exp and loot. Rush in and kill them all (foolish courage)
I'm guessing these are the true spirits of the mountain. SO LETS TAKE THEIR PLACE.

>>34691075
never or at least not until you have some free time and you can bullshit a good enough excuse IC

>>34691104
Because ventriloquism would be a great skill to have for subterfuge and misdirection on stealth missions

>>34691042
>>34691075
>>34691088
....why? The longer we level without a proffession, the more fucked we're getting. Why?

>>34691125
It's kinda hard to learn ventriloquism without a teacher or a manual or anything.

>>34691155
Hey, it had to start from somewhere, you think the first ventriloquist had a teacher or manual?

Hm having looked at the pastebin has anyone thought about 'reflector' portals by basically have one attack come in from one side then ejected out the other? In other words hurl someones attack right back at them or even at someone else. Would make for some fearsome defense at range and if were real good even up close.

Or for that matter portals we can put down at range? They would make for some dick traps and easier to deploy ourselves among others.

Portals seem to me once you upgrade a bit and are inventive...pretty goddamn nasty. And if combined with summoning we could potentially open up other 'realms' or whatever it is as there may very well be some synergy.

>>34691042
>>34691075
>>34691088
Before writing.
Note:

Foolish courage active.
Escort debuff active
Health at 230/300 currently
Equipment is going to be Barbed sword, chuni dagger and cloak
potions are in quick access portal

Any issues with this setup or do people wish to change equipment/items?

>>34691197
unfortunately we have low affinity with portals.

>>34691180
The first ventriloquist probably had talent.

>>34691197
have you read the previous threads?

Yes, we can do some cool stuff with it. Unfortunately, it's only slightly useful right now.

>>34691197
Need combat portals for that which we still need to learn.

>>34691197
>combat portals
We had chance at combat portals than failed our rolls getting stuck with only the portals that take forever to cast.

>>34691155
I think we left the chance at being overpowered, min-maxed or having good stat allocation a long time ago.
Nothing much I can do about it, even gave 10 additional points from level 1-10 in case players changed their mind randomly...

>>34691203
none

>>34691244
We can buy a portal reroll right?

Right?

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>>34691248
Writing.
No-one seems to voicing many complaints so beginning writing than.

>>34691274
We probably have to go to the mages guild and get someone to teach us.

>>34691280
>mfw sent image early
oh well.

Your fingers dance across the screen as you equip your the barbed blade noting that you feel faster after equipping it. You also insert the chuuni dagger into your belt incase of emergencies. With preperations complete, it is time...

"LOOT FOR THE FUCKING LOOT GOD" You roar out as you charge at the monsters. Normal people would use their newly gained knowledge better? Fuck that, being foolish WAS actually better for you due to foolish courage.
>Foolish courage is active
>+1 Foolishness mfw foolishness is the closest one to getting unlocked out of all of them

you smile at the system prompt as you dash forward wielding the barbed sword in two hands as 4 of the stalagmites quickly reveal that the spiral shape around them was in fact fucking tentacles...
what is this? A cheap hentai featuring a fucking cute trap or something? You think in the back of your mind as you can now read the monster status

>Lesser Mountain Guardian Spirit level 10

Over 4 dozen tentacles rush towards you from the 4 one-eyed ugly lesser guardian spirits...

Roll 1d100 agi check

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>34691409
rolling

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>34691409

>>34691409
Woops forgot to mention health

They're all at 300/300

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>34691409
come 1
fuck you dicegods

>>34691450
>Still rolls the highest and gives the lower success
Why do you even try at this rate?
>>34691438
>>34691445
>>34691450
Writing.

>>34691467
I don't even fucking know
I still want ventriloquism you cunt

>>34691467
The mass of tentacles rush towards you however with your agility already at a decent level and furthermore, the fact that it was getting boosted by foolish courage, meant that you extremely fast, faster than even most olympic atheletes... however even with that speed, it seemed that you could not dodge over 40 tentacles as whilst you dodge or cut past the majority, a few manage to latch onto your left arm and legs as you're suddenly pulled in various different directions by the monsters
You could almost hear your bones popping... oh wait you can.
>Dislocated left arm
>-40 health

You stab and cut as you free yourself giving you a second of respite as even more tentacles rush you

>Keep playing aggressive and kill one of the guardians by rushing them
>Play defensive with dodging an cutting
>Ranged attack with rock from floor (no additional time needed), chuck dagger or equip bow (additional time needed) and attack
>Run outside of this fucking death arena, these monsters can't seem to move
>writein

>>34691575
>>Play defensive with dodging an cutting

>>34691575
I'm not even gonna vote anymore. Call me when you guys win or we run away.

>>34691575
>>Keep playing aggressive and kill one of the guardians by rushing them

>>34691481
>trying to kill quest
>still playing the quest

>>34691575
>>Keep playing aggressive and kill one of the guardians by rushing them

>>34691590
why ;_;

>>34691626
Because I've exerted far too much effort trying to keep us alive when everyone STILL votes to run blindly into danger.

>>34691575
>Play defensive with dodging an cutting

>>34691666
You do understand that they're trolls right?
There's like only 2 real players who aren't trolling. Take ventri guy for example

>>34691608
Yeah, so?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>34691666
>666
satan confirms.

That aside, please don't leave me ;_; I'll be lonely

Anyhow

2 aggressive to 2 defensive
Rolling 1d2

>>34691676
I think I'm a third. But I'm busy half the time so I miss votes.

>>34691676
Except that even the "not trolls" are sill running into danger.

Where's the anon who was so buttblasted about whip/dagger? At least he CARED about efficiency.

>>34691707
If it's any consolation, I've seen improvements in your ability to deal with player choice and work as a QM.

>>34691676
third here, been missing the fights since they happen too fast

>>34691676

Actually, I just think it matches what we've established as his personality. I mean, with a skill like foolish courage, do you really expect anything else?

>>34691676
I'm kind of doing both.
I just like seeing people fail, it makes things fun.
I'm all for having a non-retarded build and proper build though

I voted for defence

>>34691738
Foolish courage is part of his power, but not part of his personality.

He's trying to earn a living, here.

>>34691752
I'm $100 serious about the ventriloquism though.
Imagine what all we could use it for

>>34691781
I would rather have combat portals than ventriloquism. We could become the king of kings.

>>34691816
It's not like we can't have both.
Just practice it when we walk

>>34691781
I agree, but it's just one among the many list of skills we need.

Climbing
Parkour
Potions
Identify
Discount/Overcharge
Salvage/Disassemble
Ventriloquy
Enchanting
Cooking
Repair
Building/Construction

we could've gotten, like, half of these skills before stepping out of town.

>>34691707
You decide that in a situation like this, its best to play defensively by staying the fuck alive dodging and cutting any of the fucking tentacles that reach you. Although you are greatly outnumbered, you are significantly faster, don't feel pain and are currently getting powered up due to acting as an idiot.

With a grin, you slash and dodge and slash and dodge and slash and dodge... whilst there is no pain within this world, there is certainly exhaustion, after around 5 hours, you are significantly slower than before however luckily the tentacles and monsters have also been severely damaged, there were currently

>Roll 1d20
>Average of 3 to see how many tentacles left, you want low this time

And that you were currently at
>Roll 1d150
>Average of 3 to see how much health you have left

>>34691759

Yea, but he's obviously not too bright. I mean, I wish the guy the best, but things like efficiency and proper planning are completely outside of his domain. The ONLY thing he has at this point to put him on point for his goal is foolish courage. With that steroid he's a rather capable character. Without it, he's weak as hell. Believe it or not, using foolish courage at every opportunity is as close as this guy is going to get to power gaming.

Rolled 30 (1d150)

>>34691834
FUCK THE DICEGODS

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>34691834
Oh, also, FUCK THE DICEGODS AGAIN

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>34691834

Rolling

>>34691843
I was going more for the
>Has mental problems

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>34691834

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>34691834
low

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>34691834

Rolled 17 (1d150)

>>34691834

>>34691874

That too.

Rolled 27 (1d150)

>>34691834

Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>34691834
heal

>>34691868
>>34691873
>>34691891
7 tentacles left, not bad.
inb4 we have super low health and have to "waste" a pot

>>34691843
>every opportunity
not every. At least, it should be done to raise foolishness AND courage.

>outside of his domain
NOW we can say that, but near the start that was still up in the air.

>>34691848
>>34691907
>>34691912
ahahahahahahaha 24 health left and 7 tentacles
writing.

>>34691943
potion of drinkingness

>>34691943
It had been a harsh fight, you were exhausted and had barely 24 health left along with a dislocated left arm that was in serious need of "relocating". The tentacle bastards faired no better with them currently at 7 working tentacles spread across the 4 of them. You understand that you may have to fucking waste your copper by using a health potion or you will die however... HEALTH POTION FUCKING COSTS MONEY... Maybe you can finish this fight without them?

As you keep fending off the tenctacles, you come to a decision to

>Use lesser health potion (+50 per use, you have 1)
>Keep going defensively without wasting money
>Rush one of the monsters and get them out of the game (state whether to use potion first or not)
>Run away, they can't chase outside their tentacle range
>writein

>>34691930

I've been lurking for the most part, but the simple fact is, this is /tg/. People are going to go after the shiny in front of them, regardless of how good an idea it is. Honestly, keeping that in mind, we haven't done that bad. We've survived multiple points where we should have died, and, while we probably shouldn't become a wizard at this point, we've consistently put our points in stats and gained skills to help us survive. Honestly, I think our best bet at this point would be some kind of thief or warrior. ... Preferably some kind of warrior, and we'll be golden.

>>34692028

>Use lesser health potion (+50 per use, you have 1)
>Rush one of the monsters and get them out of the game (state whether to use potion first or not)

>>34692028
>Use lesser health potion (+50 per use, you have 1)
>Rush one of the monsters and get them out of the game (state whether to use potion first or not)

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>34692028

>Use lesser health potion (+50 per use, you have 1)
>practice ventriloquism

>>34692061
>>34692070
Writing.

>>34692165
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SHEKELS~~~~~, with a mental scream, you summon the potion whilst fending off a particularly touchy feely tentacle as… 10 heart beats later and the potions appears… yet you have no free hand to use it.

Swearing at your lack of forethought, you let go of your blade momentarily as you hastily drink down the health potio-... only for a tentacle to come out of nowhere and smack the potion out of your hand, its glass shattering against the floor.

Son of a fucking bitch, that was worth a decent amount of copper.
Red rage tints your vision as you rush towards the fool that had dared to do this, various tentacles attempt to strike at you yet you easily avoid all of them as you have finally reached the monster that had destroyed your potion.
Without even a glance at the tentacles reaching towards you from your left and right, your fist smashes directly into the eye of the monster as the small amount of health it has left promptly dissipates and the monster dies.

A gush and fountain of blood and eye-juice stains your character however you easily ignore it, just as you ignore the few system prompts showing up. It did not matter, as long as you got your revenge than all was fin-

Roll 1d100, its agi, DC to not die is 80, DC to not take damage is 100

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>34692231
We can beat that 80 can't we?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>34692231

What could go wrong?

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>34692231
roll

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>34692244

Nope.

>>34692263
fuck yeah our luck is awesome with if bonus is still added we shouldn't have taken any damage.

Also our opponents probably rolled well to intercept us

>>34692263
94+agi+foolish courage+spoilers
Well okay than, guess we're getting out of this fight with absolutely zero damage.

We're really not going to die for awhile are we?

>>34692263

You just had to make me a liar, didn't you?

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>>34692281
>>34692263

>>34692287
BUT OF COURSE!!

>>34692281
Sorry if post is short, had already started writing us dieing and going zombie after the first two rolls and now have to rewrite
The tentacles that rushed towards you from behind your back, the tentacles attacking you from your left side, the tentacles attacking from your right side and even a pervert tentacle trying to sneak at you from below... all of them miss as come to a simple realization that EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF THEM are at fault for making you lose your coppers.

You turn to face the other bastards as you make a smile even whilst being covered head to toe in blood and eye juice
>+1 savagery
The system prompt seems to think you're a savage however you hardly notice it as you slowly and calmly start walking towards the rest of the monsters.

The rest of the fight could hardly be called a fight, it was simply a one sided slaughter. You did not rush them like the first one. No you slowly enjoyed yourself ripping the tentacles one by one until the monsters had not a single tentacle left. Following this, you spent some quality time doing
-censor censor censor what the fuck are you doing-
>+3 savagery
you notice the system prompt after you calm down somewhat, man that was good stress relief you think to yourself as with a grunt, you "relocate" your arm... however it seems that it did not work like it did in the movies as it takes you several tries to get it "right".

What followed was a bit of harvesting which would take an hour or two.
+alota shit which QM will think of later
1/2

>>34692394
You also note that after the fight that you had gained a new skill
>"Nerd" rage (beginner): Whenever your Hit Points drop to 10% or below, your Strength+ Agility + Endurance is raised by 10.
I'll give a virtual cookie to whoever gets the reference

The fight was over, after collecting your items, you begin trekking up the now hard to climb mountain as there was no path.

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QM wills stay around a bit longer and answer questions and what not

>>34692435
Fun thread QM. Glad I was able to make it for this one.

>>34692478
Thanks, see you around.

>>34692435
Thanks for the thread and see you in the next

>>34692506
See you around.
Next thread will be as always on weekends if possible.

>>34692435
Is it fallout?

>>34693371
winrar
not that anon