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>>35576674


Here you go OP

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>>35576674

Best necromancer, coming through. Feels and lulz incoming.

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>>35577468
Thanks.

Here, have a classic bump.

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Good reads in here! Gonna dump a favorite of mine.

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>>35579164
Gonna go to bed for now, I'll post more in the morning if this is still up.

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*tumbleweed*

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How does on determine if something is the "best" of something though?

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>>35579469
It's a judgement call.

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>>35576841
I'm not crying you're crying

>>35576680
first time reading this...
that's not fucking cool...

>>35576841
Man I wish I could find a group where shit like this happened.

All my group ever does is make ridiculous puns and reference TV shows. It's funny, but never as awesome as that.

>>35576674
So is this just writefaggotry, or was there some kind of campaign based around that guy?

>>35579683
First time? Hundredth time?
The feels will still sting.

>>35580030
I don't understand the six pairs of monocles reference.

>>35578271

This is still one of my favorite stories on /tg/. I want to make a character based on him.

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A while back someone posted a story about the most annoying BBEGs ever. Totally non-combat, just had ranks in stealth, escape skills, and everything charisma-related. Modus operandi was to set up shop in a town, give out quests for adventurers to bring him stuff and/or take out local opposition, buy up a bunch of seemingly unrelated raw materials, then set up a horrifying catastrophe that destroyed the town while he ran away and appeared again in a completely different town. Eventual goal was to destroy absolutely everything for some reason or another. Wasn't even the main villain, but he kept getting away and it went on for so long that by the time the party finally managed to pin him down they had prepared a plan to completely erase his name and memory from existence just to ensure something like him would never happen again.

Did anyone manage to screencap it? I remember the original poster said he wasn't posting it more than once.

>>35580030
I don't understand any of these references, who is Jake Dagger supposed to be?

>>35582588
PAIRS of monocles. For those dramatic scenes when sunglasses must be removed.

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This is the story... of the semen dungeon.

>>35583760
Or put on via CSI reference.

Speaking of which, was there any instances of a DM allowing a mortician/detective character and have them help solving crimes via deduction?

>>35582588
I think it's supposed to say "manacles."

>Captcha: Cuffy ebilk

>>35583883
I... Jesus christmas on a meth bender. I need a shot of something corrosive to get that story out of my head.

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>>35587558
Will this help?

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Dumping what I got

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Posting a couple stories, and requesting one.

There's this one story of a guy who rolled a fighter, bought a slave, and put a bag of holding in the slaves cunt. He'd pull a bastard sword and tower shield out and get a first strike by virtue of everyone being dumfounded by what they saw.

Anyone have that? I thought I saved it, but I didn't...

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>>35579355
Father of the year

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>>35589712
This one is one of my favorites

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>>35589754

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>>35589777
and the sequal

>>35576674

Does anyone have a cap of the death by placebo post? I had to switch computers and lost mine

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>>35589810

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>>35589834
here's something from the HFY threads

>>35590004
That's...actually brilliant...I like it!

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>>35590091
thanks


Dumping the Cheese-o-mancer

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>>35590131

Years back I wrote a load of settings for /tg/

There was the Valiant story and setting which as I recall started out as someone talking about a scrapyard for Starfleet ships.
Dyad with its psychologically ruined cyborgs that was going to be a whole game system which I just never got round to.
And then that hilarious "Some twit posts a complete book of magic on 4Chan, this leads to apocalypse" setting.

Might see if I still have some of the copies I made of those threads.

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>>35590198
sultsce since

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One of the better ones I've seen recently...

Not sure how old something needs to be for it to be best-of-TG...

>>35589241
Still one of my favorite stories of all time. And I'm sure there's at least some truth to it too.

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>>35589241
>>35591275

>>35591275

I wish I had my cap, but the Corgatha Taldorthar story is way, way better than Edguardo, and hits a lot of the same points.

>>35576680
Fuck you anon. I did not need these feels.

>>35591732
Never seen it, but now I want to.

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>>35591732
>>35592039
It's eh. I like punchfist better.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33891923

>>35579197
thank you based anon

>>35583200
That's the story of Shane the Shy. I think it was one of shoggy's

Found it hosted on Funny Junk
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags/Shane+the+shy/lxGNLyk

>>35587586
I remember that thread. It was truly one of /tg/'s greatest moments.

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>>35594396

Please don't link to that site, it's like an even worse version of reddit.

I just searched suptg and found it right off... http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=shane

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DUMPAN.

1/?

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>>35597097
2/?

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>>35597126
also I'm not going to take the time looking through this whole thread to see if I'm making redundant posts

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>>35597162
4/?

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>>35597195
5/?

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>>35597195

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>>35597265
7/?
i'm not good at this keeping track of dump thing am i

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>>35597318

These threads are pretty sad.

A handful of ancient reposts, and then just stuff not even worth screencapping.

>>35597318
When dumping I have a habit of counting out loud al la Count von Count

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>>35597318
8/?

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>>35597399
9/?

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>>35597418
10/10 that's all.

>captcha: use book std

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1/14

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2/14

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3/14

>>35579274
Goddamn, what is this parodying?

>>35598240
Jesus fuck
Niggers dont know their Gilbert an sullivan?

>>35590841
Shit man that made me tear up

>>35598240

I Am A Very Model Of A Modern Major General, which was originally a Gilbert and Sullivan piece, but you may have heard it from Babylon 5, Mass Effect 2, or XKCD.

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>>35597126
I remember that thread

>>35584099
>>35584099
I don't know why, but this one always makes me laugh so hard! I love it.

>>35587586
Can you get insurance as a Rape Factory employee? It seems as though you'd have a hard time filling out the application.

>>35589402
That's beautiful

>>35590167
Please do, I'd love to see what you've come up with.

>>35597932
Goddammit man, hurry up!

>>35583200
I know le reddit is generally despised on here but /r/dndgreentext has it. I'm positive. I'll post the link if I get a chance to hunt it down.

>>35579355
I'm a retard, explain pls.

>>35598590
To further elaborate, it's a song from The Pirates of Penzance.

It's a comedic opera that debuted in 1879, one of the many that Gilbert and Sullivan made. Their works still see live performance and are frequently quoted and parodied to this day, as indicated by that screencap.

>>35602558
Punchline, punch, mom has a shiner.
The joke is you rereading the filename.

I used to have a copy pasta, the story of Gus the Gargoyle cleric, who started in 1e and was ported to traveller.

anyone got it?

>>35579329

Oh God, this nearly kills me every time. Why can't I stop reading it?

>>35589634
What the actual fantastic flying fuck-nuts.

>>35595961
Holy shit man. I would've strangled that DM long before the end.

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>>35591664
Not sure what happened to the image size there.

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>>35604963
Part two if anyone cares.

>>35597932
For the love of God man, give us the rest!

>>35589754
You learn something new every day.

Requesting the WoD story about the guy who would mail himself in a crate to the job locations and then burst out.

>>35595961
Welcome to the Inquisition.

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>>35595961

More from that guy

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>>35583936
Ooh, I've never seen this one. That's good.

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New one.

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>>35606597
Welp, that hit me right in the feels.

>>35579197
IT'S THE MORNING BASED ANON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PERTH POST THE END

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I thought these were pretty cute, anyone saved more?

>>35590167

I know that thread, Ive been brainstorming to make a comic of Valiance. Maybe like Appreggio of the Blue Steel with Girl AI

>>35608264
I remember Ovi from the "draw your party" threads

>>35609407
love it. love everything about it

but i did think that at some point the rogue was going to kill the girl and disguise himself as her and live her life

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A classic

>>35579197
It's quite an amazing read. But it makes me feel empty.

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Sir Weyland

>>35597265
I actually have one. I didn't use it much for DMing over the years, though.

>>35602611
Try playing a noble who is under a curse to commit crime each day or else, next game!

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>>35612395

man i love best of /tg/ threads

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>>35576674

Any one have that one paladin one about falling? Op was letting a friend play his paladin?

>>35606217
I know this is a reference to something and it seems damnably failure but I just can't quite place it

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what the fuck no Old Man Henderson? /r/ing a screencap of it, I only have the 1d4chan article. Make sure you read the director's cut, the original pales in comparison.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson

>>35614856
I believe its Mr Tulip from discworld. Kind of a dumb thug with an appreciation for art and snorting whatever white powder he could get his hands on.

>>35617116
That's it can't remember which story he's in but it was definitely one of Pratchett's

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From the early(ish) days of /tg/

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>>35622033
CHOOSE YOUR PREFERRED PENIS FROM THE BUCKET

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Small dump incoming, starting with a favorite of mine from /k/.

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>>35624450
Another classic, on par with Demigods.

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>>35624511
Probably one of the best things I've heard of come out of AdEva.

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>>35624536
Found this one on /r/rpg a while back.

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>>35624560
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we hit the image limit. Shame, I got a bunch more. I'd start a new thread, but I should've been in bed more than an hour ago. I might start one when I wake up, if I feel like it.

>>35624560
I imagine undead teenegers with real names like Lazarius and Misericordia calling themselves Bob and Sue in an attempt to be edgy and rebellious.

>>35624444
Man, that's stupid. They should have just shot it, then had the chef cook it for dinner.

Nice quads by the way.

>>35617471

Hint is in the filename. It's from the novel The Truth.

>>35606261
I have a boner for this. How does one fine a group that rps well?

>>35624892
By the way, there are at least five other threads continuing those guy's adventures in Dark Heresy.

Look up "All Guardsman Party" on suptg.

>>35589754
Oh man i remember this. Why arent the posts that said "Superman, heil hitler, crossed arms" and shit included?
i lost my shit at those.

>>35610320
Holy shit someone actually used the image I made. I feel awesome about that

>>35602558
his dad transmuted his SNES into a gameboy like in full metal alchemist.

>>35577468
God, that never gets old. I'm thinking of doing something similar, but with shadowrun. 20th level in pathfinder, have my players restricted to dwarf, orc, troll, human and elf, have em roll up real quick as a "prologue" session. They fight the terrible evil and at the end? I play this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M

>>35578271
F-fuck.
I cried a little at the end.

>>35624543
Would the people hurt by the grenade contract lycanthropy?

>>35631272
If they had an open wound, or some of the metal hit them

>>35631515
What if you put buckshot/needles/isohedrons in the box with the frog?

>>35631589
If you just made the cage out of wood, it wouldnt break out in small form, and the splinters could cut enough

>>35604484
Having been in that thread, those where the tame responses to that abomination.