>>35864111
>[] Eat a floor tile.

>>35864111
>Eat a floor tile.
You have my interest...

>>35864111
[x] Eat a floor tile.
WE SHALL CONSUME AND CONSUME UNTIL WE ARE NO LONGER A FLOOR TILE, BUT THE FLOOR ITSELF!

[x] Contemplate your sad existence.

>>35864144
Woah, getting a little edgy there, mate

[x] Breed with your fellow tiles to produce a race of uber tiles to TAKE OVER THE WORLD

>>35864111
Kick reason to the curb and take it to the max!
>[] Contemplate your sad existence.
Stick it to the man! Sick nasty to xtreme!

>>35864111
>Vindictively grow mold along your grout lines.

[x] Eat a floor tile.
NOMNOMNOM

>>35864175
That's an automatic action.

>>35864111
>[] Eat a floor tile
Consume your brethren.

this is going to go places already I can fucking tell

Wait, by eating a floor tile are we no longer being a floor tile? Well, whatever keeps away the existentialism.

>[] Eat a floor tile

>[] Contemplate your sad existence.
I bet we get awesome psychic powers this way.

>>35864111
> Eat a floor tile

We... hunger!

>>35864111
>day before Halloween
>I'll check /tg/, see of there are some nice horror themed quests going on.
>open catalog.
>this.

Sure, why not.

>>35864153
Not edgy. Ambitious.

>implying OP actually had a quest behind it
>implying this isn't meta

>>35864306
My hobby is pretending that every post on /tg/ is sincere!

Wait, change my vote!

[X] Mutate into zombie floor tile

It IS halloween, after all

dats some spoopy shit mang

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>[X] Eat a floor tile

You are a floor tile. And you just ate another floor tile with a loud, sickening crunch.

That was magically delicious.

You suddenly realize that you are actually sentient.

You are a floor tile with sentience.

How queer.

[] Move.

[] Eat yet another floor tile.

[] Figure out where you are.

[X] Evolve

>>35864402
>[] Figure out where you are.
Hopefully while eating another floor tile.

>>35864402
[] Move

[x] Figure out where you are.
[x] Then eat yet another floor tile.

>>35864402
[x] Eat yet another floor tile.
-[x] Figure out where you are while doing so.

Also, its sapience, not sentience

>>35864459
Also, it's "it's", not "its".

:|

>>35864459
Well clearly we're just sentient, then. Floor tiles tend to lack that trait.
>>35864402
>[] Eat yet another floor tile

>>35864459
>>35864486
You are now a very pedantic floor tile.

>>35864402
Begin cellular respiration... or at least glycolysis.

>>35864402
[X] Eat yet another floor tile.
The hunger is one that cannot be sated.

>>35864502
this is the best thread on /tg/ right now

>>35864402
> Eat yet another floor tile

We know ourselves by consumption. We must know ourselves more fully to chart our course - to claim a destiny - and so must consume.

>>35864486
Actually it isn't. "It's" always means "it" has or "it" is, "its" is the possessive form of "it".

Sauce
http://www.businesswritingblog.com/business_writing/2006/05/its_its_or_its_.html

http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html

Wait, GM, quick question, beyond sapience, did we notice any physical changes in our structure? For example, did we get bigger when we ate the tile?

>>35864578

Your cheeks got bigger. And apparently you have a mouth now.

You haven't fully digested the other floor tile.

>>35864561

Yeah, thanks, I know. Look at what I responded to.

>>35864459

Shit guys. We're not a floor tile we're on lsd

>>35864659
We have spoiler text for a reason, asshole!

>>35864659
What's the difference again?

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>>35864677
Tfw our buddies are watching us lick the kitchen tiles.

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>[X] Eat yet another floor tile
>[X] Figure out where you are

You are apparently in a public bathroom. There isn't much detail that you are capable of seeing, but using your newfound intelligence, you can hear the sound of a toilet flushing.

...You suddenly regret your sentient sapience.

[] Kill yourself.

[] Eat another floor tile to get a better look at your surroundings.

[] Eat another floor tile but don't get more detail.

[] Move.

>>35864783
>[X] Move.
Gotta start working off all that extra weight.

>>35864783
>Speak to the person in the stall

>>35864783
>[] Kill yourself.
This world was not meant for us. Let the abyss reclaim our soul.

>>35864815
seconded

>>35864783
>>35864815
"Hey! Hey guy! Over here! Can you lend a square guy a hand? "

>>35864783
> Eat another floor tile to get a better look at your surroundings

We are too crowded in to expand our senses.

[X] Eat another tile, kill the flusher with your newfound powers

>>35864783
[X} Kill yourself
Hell is probably more fun anyways

>>35864783
[x] Wait for the person to come out of the toilet. Then eat them.
WE HORROR MOVIE NOW

[x] Wait for the person to come out of the toilet. Then eat them.

This sounds like a good plan.

>[x] Wait for the person to come out of the toilet. Then eat them.

Happy Weenmas!

>[x] Wait for the person to come out of the toilet. Then eat them.

That's what I'd do after I move

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>[x] Wait for the person to come out of the toilet. Then eat them.

You stay still. You wait patiently for the human to come out of the stall. Several minutes later, you hear an annoyed grunt, before the door swings open. It takes two steps for them to reach you on the way to the sink, as they mutter something about "nobody wiping the fucking floors" or something along those lines.

Suddenly, just as they are about to step on you, you open wide. The human's foot falls right into your maw, before you close it, cleanly cutting off most of the human's leg.

There's a loud, high-pitched scream of agony as the person rolls on the ground, before you start to move. Suddenly, with the consumption of a human part, you grow fleshier. A bit more lively.

Much hungrier.

You start to chew away the other leg as the person screams some more, and as they try to crawl away, you keep on eating. Eventually, you grow large enough to devour part of the torso, and you start to chew apart the innards of the human.

The screaming eventually stops, replaced by gurgles and sobbing, before the sounds cease altogether.

You are now a massive, fleshy, human-sized floor tile.

What will you do?

[] Find more to eat.

[] Consume more floor tiles.

[] Grow better sight.

[] Eat.

i am quite amazed we decided on eating rather then talking to the person

grow better sight

>>35865214
>[x] Consume the rest of the floor tiles, then eat part of the wall to escape from this restroom

[X] Consume more things

>>35865214
> [] Consume more floor tiles
Humans = more bigger, more fleshy.
Tiles = more smarter, more toothy.

[x] Eat

WE'RE EATIN' MEAT TONIGHT BOIS

[x] Consume more floor tiles

You are now a shitty c-list horror monster, /tg/

I am proud.

>>35865214
>[X] Grow better sight.

We need to see better before we can trap and eat more creatures.

>>35865276
It's Halloween, what more could be expected?

3spooky4me

>>35865276
But what will we call ourselves? We need a horror monster name

>>35865353
The Tile 'o Terror.

>>35864459
clearly then, we are sentient, not sapient.

we have the ability to perceive ourselves now. no one said we were good at math.

>>35865353
The Panel o' Panic

>>35865214
>[] Consume more floor tiles

as many as we can

>>35865214
>[] Grow better sight.

>>35865353
The floor o' fright
The square o' screams
The linoleum o' leeriness

>>35865353
The Ceramic Craven

>>35865214
>[] Grow better sight.
seems like a good idea

>>35865353
The Furnishing o' Fear
The Vinyl o' Vitriol

>>35865353
Terror-Tory-Tile

>>35865353
The Square-shaped Slayer

THIS SUMMER...THE FLOOR IS DEADLIER THAN LAVA

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

DEAD VINYL

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>this thread

>>35865946
>Disney Villains for ants

>>35865954
Oooohhh, ants, let's see what happens when we eat those.

>[] grow better sight
Seeing is believing

>>35865905
IN 3D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN /TG/

Alright people, imouto quest died, we've got to stay alive here because this is the best haloween quest thread right now. WE NEED LEGS

>>35866156
Sad news, OP was using the bathroom. He hasn't come back yet. A few of the tiles are missing.

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>[X] Grow better sight.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER THE WALLS HOLY SHIT AND PEOPLE USED THIS PLACE

[] GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.

[] Scream externally.

[] Eat a floor tile.

>>35866228
>[] Eat a floor tile.
Whatever, panic is for lesser beings.

[x] Eat ALL the floor tiles

>>35866228
>[] GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
[] Scream externally.

[X] Eat the stuff on the walls

We're a tile, why would we be disgusted by this?

>>35866228
EAT THE DOOR. GROW LEGS. RUUUUUUUUUUUComsume all who stand in the next roomUUUUNNNNNN

Captcha: operate humsho. Maybe relevant?

>>35866228
[X] Scream externally
[X] Consume the room
[X] RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

> [] Scream geometrically
We are a sentient floor tile not some lesser being

>>35866228
[] Eat a floor tile.
Maybe it'll calm our nerves. Eat all of them, even.

>>35866228
>[] GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.

>>35866370
Second this

>>35864111
I know where you were last night, OP

>[X] Eat.

You may be a horrible, c-list horror-monster floor tile, but you have standards god...

...

Yeah fuck that. You still eat floor tiles like no one's business. By the end of your rampage, there are no floor tiles in the room.

You killed and ate your own kind.

>[X] Scream externally.

You're a floor tile. You can't scream. You can eat but you can't scream.

[X] Get out.

You do that with gusto. You are now in the middle of an empty subway station. There's nobody here...but that begs the question of why there was someone there for you to eat earlier.

Man, that person's flesh tasted good.

>>35868253

[] Keep looking for humans to eat.

[] Eat different kinds of floor tiles.

[] Eat wall tiles.

[] Eat benches.

>[] Keep looking for humans to eat

>[]Eat Wall tiles
>[]Keep looking for humans to eat while doing this
Gotta keep eating, but I want more of those tasty humans if I can spot 'em.
I seek the wisdom of verticality.

>>35868272
Eat wall tiles

>>35868272
Eat everything. I you get big enough, wait on the tracks for a subway car to munch on

>[]Eat Wall tiles
>[]Keep looking for humans to eat while doing this

This is fucking hilarious

>>35865353
Rep-Tile

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This is a fetish quest, isn't it?

>>35868932
I find it more likely to please vorefags than tilefags. But hey, there's nobody saying you can't hit two demographics at once.

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>Rend, slaughter, devour your enemies, it is the only way for you to survive, warriors of purgatory.

>>35868932
Every quest is a fetish quest for someone.

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>>35868272
[]Eat Everything

>abforb bysign
hey that's as good an idea as any
Are they any nearby signs to absorb?

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>>35868272
>[] CONSUME! wall tiles.

Is going to be a one-shot quest? Because if it is I'll be awfully disappointed, because right now this seems like the beginning of Shadow Quest. With tiles.

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>>35868932
>Dat pic
Well now we now who's writing this quest.

Lets eat the wall and floor tiles, then spread and take its place, waiting for a human to enter the subway station so we can devour him.

Continue until we ARE the subway system.

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>>35869434
"I am become tiles, Subway of Stations."

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Soooo... Let me get this straight.

>We started as a tile.
>We somehow ate another tile.
>Then we ate somebody.
>We are now some unholy abomination of flesh and ceramics.
>We plan to BECOME a subway station.

Did I get all of that right?

>>35868272
[X] Eat wall tiles.
Perhaps they taste better than floor tiles, foriegn food is always a toss up like that.

>>35869686
Apparently..?

I'nnit sweet?

>>35869459
Continue until we become an AAA level horror monster.

Nothing that ventures into the city underground ever returns.

>>35869686
No anon, we become the subway SYSTEM, all of the underground shal belong to us.

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Tile Pattern Quest.

>>35868272

All of that, except for the benches. Benches are just gross.

>>35868272
>Wait for train
>Eat Passengers when they get off

[x] wait for subway train
[x] devour subway train

You glorious bastard
[x] Eat different kinds of floor tiles.

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>>35870108
We're only as big as an average human, how would we make that work?

>>35870136
piece by piece

>>35870136
continue eating until we grow big enough of course

>>35870136
The human was much bigger than a floor tile and we ate him.

>>35870148
>piece by piece

>Captcha: nibeSz came

...Is that our name? Or the name of the tile fetishist who is jerking off to this quest?

>>35870169
>nibes
I hereby dub our tile monster, Nibbles

Since OP died, anyone care to take over? Currently on mobile so I'm having a hard time even posting.

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>>35870148
>>35870154
Sooooo....
If we get run over no matter what we just keep eating until the pain stops?

Jesus Christ it's Shadow Quest 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Welp. Don't chew the doorknobs.

>>35870196
OP's sleepin'

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>>35870209
Then wake his ass up.

>>35870199
We might die if we get broken to pieces, but if we manage to sneak on board the subway train or start chewing on it while it is stopped it might work.

...Or we might just start eating the people first and see if we grow big enough to eat the train later.

>>35870288
nah dude needs his sleep

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>>35870372
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. Ok, that's fine.

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>>35870209
When's he gonna wake up?

I need's me some tiles, nigga.

This is the best quest ever.

I need more of it.

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>>35870672
no idea man. I'll let him know people want to see more of this though

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>>35870790
Well is there going to be another, or is this just a one-shot?

At the very least inform him of how based he is.

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>>35870842
I honestly have no idea. He was joking about it then he went and did it so >>35870842

Quitchabitchin'

OP's awake again.

>>35871099
Entertain us, servile.

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>>35871099
>the Tilening continues

We katamari now

>[X] Eat wall tiles
>[X] Keep looking for humans.

You see a toolbelt outside. Apparently the thing you ate was some sort of maintenance crew.

But you don't care too much. You're a bit hungry. You start by chewing apart pillars covered in tiles, before you start ripping apart more walls. A few bits of pillar collapse as you continue to eat, before you realize that you must have accidentally eaten a concrete bench.

Whoops.

You are now in a mostly-destroyed subway station...and in the distance, you now have the ability to hear a subway coming. You are an amorphous blob of ceramics and flesh. You aren't quite tile-shaped anymore.

[] Try to eat the subway.

[] Eat the tracks.

[] Wait for it to pass. Then...(Choose different vote)

>>35871187
>[x] Eat the tracks.
>-[x] Eat the people afterwards

>>35871187
Second
>[x] Eat the tracks. I hope I know what the third rail is, and avoid it.
>-[x]If train derails/crashes, begin eating people that were on the train.

>>35871187
> [] Eat the tracks
Then, once the subway is successfully derailed, consume it at our leisure.

> Eat the tracks

Like the man thing, once we take out our prey's mode of locomotion, we might feast at our leisure.

>>35871187
I knew the tile job would be finished!

>[x] eat the tracks.
>[x] Eat the people.
>[x] CoNSuME!

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And so, OP died.

Again.

Oh, for the love of god.

Bring this thread back!
>[x] Eat the tracks.

>>35871534
He was on one of the subway cars that just crashed, it seems.

>>35871561
You could say his thread went off the rails.

Eat every bit of support in this tunnel.
Collapse the tunnel on top of the train like a thumb squishing a centipede, or a mallet splitting a long, thin tile. Except we are the mallet now.

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>>35871581
You could, but it wouldn't be very funny, so that's rather futile.

>>35871601
What. I wrote "tile" in spoiler tags, and they just disappeared. Spoiler test: tile.

>[x] eat the tracks.
>[x] Eat the people.

You begin eating apart the tracks. You chew apart several rails, and move the tracks just a little bit.

Suddenly, there's the sound of metal screaming against metal, and you are currently the size of a small car.

Part of your mass is ripped away as the subway passes overhead. The train itself begins to tip as it passes at high speed, before it flips onto its size.

Metal screeches, people scream, and concrete explodes into enormous billowing clouds of dust and debris.

You are now in the epicenter of a rather massive subway crash, and the top half of your mass was just completely wiped away.

You're lucky. You could have totally been destroyed by that crash.

[] Go into the ruins.

[] Eat the entire goddamn train.

[] Go elsewhere.

>>35871724
Eat the debris.

>>35871724
>[x] Eat the entire goddamn train.

FUCK YOU TRAIN

>>35871724
>[x] CONSUME! the entire goddamn train.

Them's good eatin's.

>>35871724
>eat the entire damn train
>and the people
>and their items
>and the debris and concrete that isn't necessary to avoid the tunnel follapsing

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>>35871724
Welp.
>>35871534

>>35871724
[x] Eat as much of the god damn train as we can

>>35871724
>[x] Eat the entire goddamn train.
>-[x] Re-consume the mass that was just torn off of me.

>>35872247
the second part is actually a pretty good idea

>>35871724
>[] Eat the entire goddamn train.
>>35872301
The old flesh was weak. By training we shall become strong.

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>>35872247
That's actually a good plan.

Are we still blue?

Are a blue pile of flesh and tiles?

>Eat the entire goddamn train
It has hurt us! Let us devour it bit by bit, starting with its guts and peeling off its skin at the last.

So what will happen when we will start eating light?

>>35871724
>[x] Go into the ruins.
New stuff!

>>35872485
You're actually kind of a gross purple now.

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>>35872615
I'm not sure how to feel about that. Oh well, procede with the quest. Try not to die again.

Also will this be just a one-shot?

[x] Eat the entire goddamn train

Was there ever any doubt?

>[X] Eat the entire goddamn train.

You are now a mish-mash of metallic parts, concrete, ceramics, metal and electricity. You have several wheels embedded in your body, and you're pretty sure you could turn yourself into a gigantic, satanic subway train.

It would be a nice way to travel.

[] Transform.

[] Roll out.

[] Crawl out of the subway.

>>35873594
>Transform.
>Roll out.

>>35873594
Would this transformation be (in theory) permanent?

>>35873594
>Autotiles, transform and roll out!

Guys we need to think big. The Tile can eat anything. After eating the train, we can eat buildings. Then we can eat the entire world!

but first we need the nutritious train

>>35873654
Fucked if I know.

>>35873683
I'm just asoing if you'll let us be a formshifting blob that takes the form of a wheeled centipede for now or something
if so, change and eoll away
then well roll onto the surface and eat more

>>35873594
We must maintain the purity of our form. We must remain tile. Tile is and always will be the most beautiful of countenance.

[X] Crawl out of the Subway.

We suffer for our beauty.

>>35873805
+1

First sidewalk tiles, then eventually the planets will be our tiles.

>[x] Crawl out of the Subway.

>The escape wheel option will be a good backup plan.

>>35873805
This is too beautiful not to support.
I'm switching my earlier vote (>>35873745) to this and keeping the wheels inside so we have the option of rolling away from haters in case the need arises.

Changing from >>35873611 to >>35873805. Suggest keeping wheels on our underside to facilitate faster movement, though.

>>35873805
>being this puritan

We must transform. To consume all is the true path of the tile. We must consume the subway system to destroy the surface world

>>35873594
>Transform
How could you not?

>>35873805

+1

Tile is love. We must spread the word of tile.

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>>35873594
[X] Roll out.

>>35873805
You fool, we're MOBILE now! Pic related, this is what we've become.

>>35874741
Is this abomination truly what you wish to become? Is your goal to consume and to become the most magnificent tile the universe has ever seen? Or is it to smash the fingers of small school-children. You have even given away the sharpness of your corners.

>>35874741
Truly this is the purest and greatest form we could take.
Let us
>[] Transform.
and
>[] Roll out.

Anyone see the "Best of /v/" threads yesterday?

So many tiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86VtPV23aFE

A test.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuGUbFIBl5o

>[X] Crawl out

Your each and every movement causes the ground to shake. You grow wheels, but they don't help you move too much faster. You barely squeeze through the halls, with your size cracking the walls around you.

Eventually, you crawl onto the street above, and as you do, you see people around.

They stare at your body, eyes wide and mouths open in silent horror. Your movements cause several of them to outright fall over, and several sidewalk tiles begin to crack under your weight. One person is just a bit too close to you.

And you're still a bit hungry.

[] Eat.

[] Greet them.

[] Eat n' greet.

>>35876928
[x] Be a tile.

>>35877382
[] Eat n' greet.

>>35877382
>Other
Grow a top hat and an accent.

[x] Eat ALL the people

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>>35877382
[] Greet them.
state hungryness

>>35877382
eat tiles and greet the people

We shouldn't have revealed ourselves this early, classic blunder!

We haven't achieved the state of spanning multiple blocks at once yet.

>>35877382
>Eat titles

>>35877382
[] Eat n' greet. Let the world know the doom that's coming for them.

>>35877382
Eat cracked sidewalk tiles

Alone, they were weak, but together we will be strong.

>>35877382

[x] Consume n' salutation

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>>35877478
This. My vote is for this.

Just eat them while moaning in pain about how hungry we are.

>>35877382
[x] Eat n' greet.

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>>35882574
Just go full Giygas on these guys?

Cause right now I can see us feeding while saying "It... Hurts... Why does it... Huuuuurt? Soooo... Hungry... Won't you... Feeeeeed meeeeee..."

>Eat n' greet.

>>35877382
>[x] Eat n' greet.
Hello, my sweet delicious ness ess

>>35865214
>What have we done!
that was grisly, that poor person

>>35868820
this one made me laugh the most

>>35866228
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER THE WALLS HOLY SHIT AND PEOPLE USED THIS PLACE
So, typical public bathroom
I actually thought about this the moment we found out we are in a bathroom and people voted to keep eating.

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>>35883404
I like this idea that by the end of this quest we become some kind of monster that defiles reality just by being. All the while muttering madness to ourselves.

I'm excited that there's a really fucking big chance of this happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZqLB2arp0&feature=youtu.be
>[x] Eat n' greet.

You give them a friendly greeting. And by that, I mean that the sound that you emit is incomprehensible to the average human being.

Immediately, everyone starts to run. The person closest too you tries to crawl, but you already overwhelm him. His feet crack, before you crush the rest of his body inside of your mass.

The tiles underneath your flesh disintegrate as they are consumed. You grow stronger...larger. You already have a stronger infrastructure, and as you crawl out of the subway, with the rest of your body eventually coming through the relatively small hole, you feel a car colliding with your rear.

There's the sound of metal scrunching and screeching, before it too is consumed.

[] Keep eating.

[] Try to communicate.

>>35884928
Both at the same time

>>35884928
Don't you mean
>Meat n' greet.

>>35884928
>[] Try to communicate.

>>35884969

'EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>35884928
I am disappoint that all we seem to be doing is eating and eating and eating
we are basically the blob.

>>35884928
Use recently consumed car stereo to communicate through song

>>35885004
and interpretive dance

>>35884928
will the ghost busters / SCP / some supernatural organization come and end our quest now?

>>35884928
>try to communicate
If we eat enough humans, we will learn their tongue

>Started as floor tile
>End up as the thing
Never change, TG

>>35884928

[try to communicate] X

Why is everyone running?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

>[X] Try to communicate
>[X] Car stereo

You start using the radio in your innards to start communicating...and as soon as you open your maw, the sound of Duran Duran come echoing out of your mouth.

"And I'm hungry like the wolf!
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme!"


Some people start running faster, while a few old guys shoot you a thumbs up for your taste in music.

[] Try to give a thumbs-up back.

[] Absorb more people.

[] Blast the music louder.

[x] Blast the music louder.

>>35886434
Evolve into pure sound form, since music seems to make people like us.

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>>35886434
>[x] Try to give a thumbs-up back.
>[x] Absorb more people.
>[x] Blast the music louder.

>>35886434
[X] Blast the music louder.

>>35886434
throw down, start dancing with them.
overcome your hunger and hate to become a musician

>>35886434
MEAT N GREET

[X] Try to give a thumbs-up back.

[X] Absorb more people.

[X] Blast the music louder.

>>35886434
[] Try to give a thumbs-up back.
[] Blast the music louder.
[] Absorb more people.
but not the guys who gave the thumbs up, they're cool.

Play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZqLB2arp0&feature=youtu.be
and
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
together and its like I'm really there!

[X] absorb more people
[X] ponder my existence

>>35886775
Fuck yeah, they're cool as ice.

>>35886434
>[x] Try to give a thumbs-up back.
>[x] Absorb more people.
>[x] Blast the music louder.

We Giygas level horror now.

you all do realize he's not coming back right?

>>35888089
OP's got a life outside of 4chin, as hard as that might be to believe.

ckerabn social oh look, captcha agrees

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>>35888089
That's what we said before, look what happened!

You must believe in him Anon!

>>35888463
>we

>>35888927
You know what I mean.

>>35868932
Why is this missing the best post from the tilefag? Oh well.

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OP will come back right? He's just sleeping, right?

>>35889845
Who gives a shit? This quest was mediocre at best.

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>>35889927
We started as a bathroom tile, and became a lovecraftian-esque horror. I wouldn't call that mediocre.

>>35889651
What was the best post by the tile-fetishist?

>>35890245
the one describing how he left a blob of jizz on the counter and his sister found it, and his parents yelled at him.

its funnier the way he wrote it.

>>35886434
>[x] Blast the music louder.

Also, high-five the old guys. They're bro-tier.

>>35889927
Fuck you, best quest of 2014

>>35892197
Potential to be best quest 2014.

If OP had been present more than 5% of the quests duration. Not angry at him or anything, just pointing that out.

I need to make one of these quests once, for some reason one-shots where random objects become sentient always end up hillarious.

>>35892311
Are you kidding? That just adds to the suspense.

No greater suspense than the suspense of wondering if OP will ever touch this burning trainwreck again.

>[x] Try to give a thumbs-up back.
>[x] Absorb more people.
>[x] Blast the music louder.

You try to bring a thumbs up, but all that happens is that an engine block flies out of the top, hurls over several peoples' heads, and promptly crushes one of the old men with a loud CLANG.

The others stare at him, before they all shrug. "Eh, he had about a month left anyway."

You then proceed to slowly mosey yourself along. By wasting your time trying to give a thumbs-up, a lot of your food has already run off.

Good job. Trying to be nice means that you're just a loud, ugly chunk of flesh playing Duran Duran for no good reason.

[] Grow wheels.

[] Transform.
-[] Car.
-[] Train

>>35892781
[x] Grow wheels.
We can master complex machinery later, get the basics taken care of first

>>35892781
>[x] grow spider legs.

What's more terrifying than a pile of screaming flesh and ceramics that eats people?

A pile pile of screaming flesh and ceramics that can skitter up buildings to eat people. While playing love train.

>>35892781
>[x] Grow wheels
>[] Transform.
>Train
ALL ABOARD
CHOO-CHOO

>>35892781
>[ ] Grow wheels.
Or alternatively
>>35892922
What this guy said.

Captcha: Improvements Rightnow
We're working on it lord inglip, we're working on it.

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>>35893005
The spider legs or love train?

[x]transform-train

>>35892781
>[x] Grow wheels.
>[x] Transform.
>[x] Train
THE NOM TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!

>>35893089
Yes

You guys seem to be forgetting that trains need rails to move properly. We either need to mix train and car wheels to support our weight, or go barely car wheels and crawl/roll around.

>>35893304
Which is why we're growing wheels to move quicker and to more easily catch our prey(read: everything in existence).

>>35893347
Here's an idea

>>35892922

>>35893383
While spider legs are good for mobility and climbing, the wheels will allow us to move faster and chase down all those tasty humans and their tasty vehicles

>>35892781
>[x] Grow wheels.

>>35865353
The Tile of Tears

>>35865353
The Floor That Ate People

with guest narration by Rod Sirling.

>>35893426
Have you seen spiders in Australia?

Fuckers could run down the block before you could even scream.

Besides, I just requested art in the drawthread to see how cool it will look.

>>35892781
>[x] Grow wheels.
>[x] Transform.
>-[x] Train

>>35893641
It's Australia, of course spiders can do that
However, cars, trains, and cartraintile monstrosities are still faster than them, and speed will be good for catching the easy prey until we're so big we can just swallow the buildings the rest of the humans will try to hide in.

>>35869121
>abforb
>f
That's a long s (ſ) you retard

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>>35893725
Wait... So cars and trains aren't just different types of spiders?

THE AUSTRAILIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN LYING TO US FOR YEARS!

>>35894019
#blameabbot2014

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>>35864544
Agreed.

>>35868932
>>35869022
It gave me a boner so...

>>35886648
I've always wanted to play a character made of music.

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>>35890122
The fact that a bathroom tile could spontaneously develop consciousness is itself Lovecraftian.

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>>35894380
I'm now just imagining department stores that sell eldrich furniture.

>"Come buy this new coffee table! It's completely free! The real price will be known to you, in time."
>Get home.
>Set up coffee table.
>Stub your toe on an angle that shouldn't exist.
>Should've gone to Ikea.

>>35894578
reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/top

>Grow Wheels
>Transform

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>>35892781
>[x] Grow spider legs.

I like the idea of wheels but this just seems so much more shiny.

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>>35894578
"So what are you? Like, the Devil?"
"What?"
"I dunno. Store comes out of nowhere, all this shit is old and creepy. Are you the devil? Demon? Leprechaun?"

Given our tile origins I think it would be cooler and more intimidating if we formed ourselves up into a gelatinous cube and moved around by tipping in the direction we want to go.

>>35896836
Agreed.

You guys best be figuring out whether you want wheels, legs or GIANT FLESHCUBE, or else I'm choosin' for you.

>>35897107
What if Harry Potter was a cube?
Where would he hold his wand? This is not a euphamism.

Legs, they can go up walls (in theory)

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>>35895871

>>35897107
I'm going with legs

>>35897107
Cube would be cool, but legs are fine too.

>captcha: rapsesx and

>>35897259
Cube, definitely

>>35897107
Legs. Also, poast moar!

LEGS

captcha: EScape ThiS


Huh we may going somewhere guys

>>35897107
Wheels, because we GOTTA GO FAST

autosage...

>>35897893
Inglip is wise.

>>35897107
yes

OOC: You know what? I'm going with whatever's funniest. Fuck it.

>[X] Wheels.
>[X] Cube
>[X] Legs

You are now a gigantic, partially ceramic cube, with wheels, legs, and wheels on said legs. You can move quickly, you can potentially climb on walls, and you make very little sense.

You remember that you started out as a motherfucking floor tile.

FUCKIN' RADICAL, BRAH.

[] Eat more people.

[] Climb buildings.

[] Eat buildings.

>>35898719
Eat buildings.
After climbing them.

Eat them from the top to the bottom.

Blast more music.

>>35898857
i think we're going to need a bigger radio and speakers by now

>>35898904
Fuck yes.

Find a concert hall ASAP.

[x] Eat buildings

>>35898719
[] Eat buildings.
And the people in them

>>35898719
[x] Climb buildings.