>>36706565
>[] comfort her
>[] find something for her to burn
"There there, we'll find you something flammable and capable of screams soon...
You can sit in my hair for the time being, okay?"

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>>36706565
I guess Maj is in heat.

>[] comfort her
It's ok, we'll go find something to burn.

>>36706565
>[] watch

>>36706565
>[] comfort her

>>36706565
>[] comfort her
Do you want a ride in my hair?
There both flames right?

>>36706565
>[] comfort her
D-does she want a hug?

>>36706565
>[] watch
>[] comfort her

>>36706565
[] comfort her

Well I can't have her blowing up and taking no small portion of the surrounding area with her can I? Then again watching her could yield useful knowledge. I sigh, I just don't know what to do here, its so difficult to decide what to do at times like these.

However the pain within my chest tells me I should try and comfort her in someway. I stab my overly large and heavy sword into the ground and begin to slowly approach the wreck that my sister is currently. the air around her could boil water, its dry and hot enough to cause me discomfort as I approach the living flame.

She falls to the ground and throws her head back,wailing to the sky as the area around her burns and smolders. I take another step forward and squint my eyes from the sheer amount of heat around me as I slowly make my way towards my sister.

The air wavers and flickers from the heat, and I find it strangely thing as I approach my dear sister, who is acting so unlike herself. Why is she doing this? I'd like to find out, but a much more pressing issue is ruling my mind

How do I make her stop feeling whatever is causing her this much turmoil. I take a few more steps forward and stare at her as she shakes and shudders. Is that the cause of this? maybe if I keep her still this will all come to pass. I walk up inches away from her, the heat causing me pause as I think of a way to keep her still as she sobs and wails.

A feeling within causes me to wrap my arms around her burning frame, partially dipping into her before I pull them back, pain filling me as I do so.

She stops crying and looks at me, her usually orange balls of fire that stand for her eyes now a dim red.

She says nothing and wraps all four of her arms around me as I bite my tongue to stop myself from shrieking in agony as some of the bandages covering me begin to burn.

What do I say
[] There there
[] Aaaaaah
[] Why are you acting like this sister?
[] I'll find something for you to burn
[] *pat her on her head*
[] write in

>>36707063
>[] There there
>[] Aaaaaah

>>36707063
>[] There there
>[] *pat her on her head*
>[] Why are you acting like this sister?

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>>36707063
>Bite our tongue to keep from crying out
>T-there there
>*pat her on the head*

>>36707063
>[] There there
>[] *pat her on her head*

>>36707063
>[] There there
>[] Aaaaaah
>[] It'll be alight
>[] Aaaaaah
>[] Aaaaaah
>[] *pat her on her head*
>[] Aaaaaah
>[] I'll find something for you to burn

>>36707063
I guess this is part of that thing where demons start to branch out from their initial 'thing' as they get older?

Looks like it took Maj a couple months since she didn't have the memory stealing to speed it up. Also looks like she just managed to unlock SAD this time though.

>>36707210
Yes. This. SO much this.

>Raz has fire resistance
>It still hurts this much
Daaaaaaaamn

I shudder as the burning and tortuous pain shoots through my body as my sister digs her claws into my back as she holds herself close to me, burning what little was left of my dress, leaving me only covered by my coat and bandages. I feel the distant remains of somethings in my head laugh and giggle at this.

I bite my tongue, my black blood filling my mouth, I swallow it down as I slowly open my mouth to speak.

"T..there, there, it'll be alright" I say as I pat my sister on her head, which is a bit cooler than the rest of her for some reason "its okay, we'll find something for you to burn soon enough, I swear on it"

"I need buuurn" She says looking up at me "I don't like the feeling when I leave things unburned"

"W...well I can understand that" I say as I force myself to stay silent in my pain "we'll find you something to vent upon soon enough"

"GOOD" She shouts letting go of me suddenly "I haven't burnt any of this detestable world in days, I really need this dear sister"

I slump over, smoking slightly as I try to gather my wits about me. Ok, I am not in any danger of dying from this, but my lower body is colder than it was for somereason, I assume that is due to the fact the only thing covering me right now are bandages and a coat filled with blood.

I wipe my hair back and dust my coat off.

"so what do you want to burn" I say wiping my face

"Anything will do" She says "so long as it isn't you"

What do I do?
[] find a monster for her to burn 1d20
[] well you have this whole field
[] build a dummy for her to burn
[] Borrow a sheep
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36707493
>[] find a monster for her to burn 1d20
It's so much more satisfying when it's sapient

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36707493

>[] find a monster for her to burn 1d20

>>36707493
>[] find a monster for her to burn 1d20
I'd roll, but 17 is probably good enough and I don't want to risk a 1

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36707493
>[] find a monster for her to burn
>[] also to eat

>>36707493
d'awww

She cares.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36707493
>[] find a monster for her to burn 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36707600
Indeed. Clearly we need to improve our fire resistance so we can hug our sister better.

>>36707600
We don't scream and run around when she burns us. We just make sounds that make her head chill out and the place where her stomach didn't used to be feel heavy.

>>36707526
>>36707625
Mfw these are both me.
Number of the bone!

"Stay here" I say as the smoke around me begins to blow away upon on the wind. She stares at me, and turns into a small floating ball of fire. I shake my head and run off, pulling my sword from the ground as I run off in search of some beast to use as fuel for the emotional stability of my sister. I run through the field, skipping over rocks and dents in the ground as I can smell the scent of blood old and fresh as I run about, my eyes closed to increase my senses of scent and hearing.

My bare foot cracks something beneath it. I stop. that sounded like bone breaking. I open my eyes and look down to see my foot upon the leg bone of creature. I look around and notice there are quite a number of bones around me or varying sizes.

I hear a snarling noise and a canine creature the stands at least twice my size and thrice as wide, its fur the color of stagnant blood with spikes of bones growing from it. It lowers its massive jaws as it stares at me snaring

What do I do
[] run back to maj
[] BITE 1d20
[] Smack it with the sword 1d20
[] try and talk to it
[] snarl back
[] write in

>>36707793
>Snarl back
then
>Run back to maj
Fur is flammable.

>>36707793
>[] "HEY BIG THING FOLLOW ME!"
>[] run back to maj
If it doesn't follow, throw shit at it until it does.

>>36707793
>>36707822
This.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36707793
>[] Smack it with the sword 1d20
Give it a conk to aggravate it but keep it off balance

>>36707793
>>36707822
this

>>36707793
>[] snarl back
>[] run back to maj

>>36707867
Well then

>>36707867
And now I roll a 20. Today is a good day.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36707793
>>36707867
yeah that should do it.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36707793
>>36707867
and a 1 to ruin everything

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36707867
>>36707793
Do we need it alive to make sister happy?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36707932
Gotta try harder than that!

>>36707943
Probably.

>>36707943
Yeah, can't scream if it's dead. But to clarify, I just want to bash it a bit to give us a good shot at leading it back to her without it molesting us from behind since we're still held together by bandages

I hope we're just giving it a good THWACK with the flat of the sword to set it off balance and piss em off.

I snarl back at the thing, showing it that I to have fangs that are a lot more terrifying to look at than its. It tries to bite me and I lean back, its jaws clamping around open air. I glare at it, the nerve of some things in this place. I swing my sword around so the flat part is facing the thing's forehead.

I grip the handle with both hands and swing it down onto the beasts head with all my might.
There is a rather loud cracking noise and the thing howls in pain as it collapses to the ground. it struggles to stand back up, its limbs slipping as it stares at me with burning hatred and feral rage.

I smile at it with my tongue hanging out my mouth, and twist the handle of my blade, causing it to burst into flames for a moment.

the thing howls and lunges at me, but it didn't expect me to turn around and run as fast as I can with this huge hunk of metal slowly me down. I can feel its breath running down my breath as I run back towards my sister as fast as I can as the things thumping and crashing steps follow me behind alone with its snarls and howls.

I run towards the ball of fire, and I see my sister break out from within it as I approach. I wave at her as I run past.

I hear a yelp and turn to see the creature is now burning, leaving a foul stench in the air.

What do I do?
[] Fight it 1d20
[] let maj deal with it
[] taunt it
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36708104
>[] let maj deal with it
>Be on your guard in case it lunges out at us

>>36708104
Watch intently.

I don't think we've ever /really/ observed her burning something really good.

I also want to see if her flames are somehow different after this recent outburst of emotion.

>>36708104
>Let maj deal with it
Does Maj's weird damage resistance thing prevent acid damage? Because I think having a fire in our belly would be swell.

>>36708104
>[X] let maj deal with it
>[X] taunt it
>[X] watch maj burn it.

>>36708205
I don't want to eat Maj just to see whether or not she'll live.

>>36708104
>[] let maj deal with it
>[] watch

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36708239
Well we could drool on her I guess. Should be a safe way to test

>>36708239
I'm not voting for trying to eat her without extensive testing, but the mental image of us constantly fuming and glowing around the midsection is cute. Especially when we open a maw above a foe and drop our imouto on them.

>>36708397
I don't think that the stuff Raz eats actually goes to her stomach organ. Or if it does, it gets sent somewhere else once there. She's got some weird extradimensional thing going on with the stuff she eats. At the very least, it's far bigger on the inside, to the extent that we wouldn't be able to see the glowing around her midsection.

>>36708448
I'm hearing ya and you talk sense, but I still want to believe that Maj is toasty enough that we'd see side effects.

I stab my sword into the behind me and lean against it, placing my arms behind my head as I watch my sister deal with the beast as it snaps at her as she floats in front of it. it bites down and as expected it doesn't faze Majazal at all, in fact it only succeeds in further enraging her, which is like adding a drop of water to a lake.

Pillars of fire erupt from under it as it snaps and bites at her as the flames slowly begin to eat away at it's fur and skin. I don't think it has a mind, just a simple beast that grew big and fat from prey.

How disappointing.

It stumbles after my sister as she floats slowly backwards, pelting it with fire flying from her in lashing whips.

Then she turns blue and the thing yelps as ice begins to form from under its skin, slowly pushing its way out into the open air with a wonderful tearing noise. the thing whimpers as fire both blue and the regular orangish red surrounded it, burning and freezing it in a seemingly endless loop, the beast alive for the entire painful ride

until with a finale whimper, it falls, dead and horribly mutilated.

What do I do?
[] go back to the farm
[] talk to maj
[] Wonder why you're feeling so cold
[] Go find something 1d20
[] write in

>>36708594
>[] talk to maj
>[] Wonder why you're feeling so cold

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36708594
>[] talk to maj
>[] Wonder why you're feeling so cold
>[] Go find something 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36708594
>[] talk to maj
>[] Wonder why you're feeling so cold
>[] Go find something 1d20

>>36708594
>Wonder why you're feeling so cold
Are we coming down with something? Maybe we need another hug

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36708594
>still at 32
I guess the wolf didn't have a soul? Or she just burned the shit out of it without actually consuming the soul?

Either way, that was really neat. I like it when she burns stuff.


>[] Go find something 1d20

>>36708594
Eat the beast

I guess we should ask Hat Demon for magic pants/dress next time since ours sorta burned off..

>>36708762
Nah, we need fire resist. Since the upgrades are topical this should be a good time for it as well. We can get magic pants another time.

>>36708672
>>36708700
That too. Waste not, want not

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36708594
>[] Wonder why you're feeling so cold
It's the whole "not wearing pants" thing, right?
>[] talk to maj

>[] Go find something 1d20

>Feats: N/A
What ya'll think will be the first one?

>>36708934
force all other carrot farmers out of business, growing our own carrot venture into gargantuan proportions, and becoming a carrot baron.

>>36708866
>It's the whole "not wearing pants" thing, right?
I think it's part of the demon 'growing up' thing that's apparently happening to Maj. Raz may have artificially figured out some stuff because memory eating, but it's bound to still happen naturally.

I briefly wonder why I'm feeling so cold, then I remember the Majazal burnt the tattered remains of my dress and what was under it. Luckily the coat and bandages were a lot less flammable. Though the whole thing is a bit odd, since I am usually not effected by the cold so drastically.

I ignore it since its not like I can fall ill or die of exposure, its just a minor annoyance as it stands, one I can fix at a later date. I walk over to my giggling sister as she sits upon a crude throne made of the flames and smoke rising from the things carcase.

"Sister, how are you feeling?" I ask as I adjust some of the bandages since my arm feels a bit loose, can't be sure right now

"WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WONDERFUL" She shouts appearing an inch from my face "oh I just feel simply wonderful"

"So you aren't going to beg me to allow you to burn the humans?" I ask

"Will they stop being disgusting products of this horrible place?" she asks

"I assume no" I say "but one can never be sure about these things can they, in fact, one can never be sure of anything at all if you think about it"

"Then no" She says "But I shall abide their presence since you seem to enjoy collecting them, dear sister". I shrug my shoulders before my legs shake from a wind.

Majazal giggles

What do I do?
[] go back to farm
[] I wonder if there are any ghosts out here 1d20
[] look around the fields for <insert thing here> 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d20)

>>36709100
[] I wonder if there are any ghosts out here 1d20
[] look around the fields for Guardswoman 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36709100
>[] I wonder if there are any ghosts out here 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36709100
>[] I wonder if there are any ghosts out here 1d20

Rolled 2, 13 = 15 (2d20)

>>36709100
[X] I wonder if there are any ghosts out here 1d20
[X] look around the fields for Guardswoman 1d20
nice plan

Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d20)

>>36709148
Seconding

>>36708683
>I guess the wolf didn't have a soul? Or she just burned the shit out of it without actually consuming the soul?
I'd assume not since it was "a mindless beast"

>>36709100
>Gather information from ghosts in the manner we usually do
>writein: Test our acid on Majazal, just in a small spot. For curiosity's sake. I'll stop if this is a bad line of thought, QM

>>36709213
I wish you'd just stop.

I begin to wander around, Majazal following me all of fire floating along. I wonder if there are any ghosts out here, judging from the amount of time I spent walking around here without seeing a single one I assume there isn't unless there's a graveyard or I make them myself.

I sigh and keep walking, imagining finding the guardswoman out here as I walk around without direction or thought. But she isn't is she, I mean she could be, but she isn't here where I am, she could be near, but as for now I have no idea where she is or where she went

I shake my head, I suppose I could look for a graveyard or imagine eating that guardwoman's other hand.

I lick my lips

What do I do?
[] keep looking
[]go back to farm
[] open hell door
[] go into the forest
[] go north (start bat mom encounter)
[] write in

Rolled 12, 18 = 30 (2d20)

>>36709461
>[] go into the forest
>Hunt for tasty monsters

>>36709461
>[] open hell door
I'm curious. You've been offering this choice quite a bit and I'm starting to think that we've been turning down a plot hook by ignoring it.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36709495
Ah hell, that was meant to be a 1d20
...unless we're looking for two delicious monsters?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36709461
[X] keep looking
>>36709527
.... okay

>>36709461
>imagine eating guardswoman's other hand
>Apparently find the shit out of something

>>36709461
[] go north (start bat mom encounter)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36709619
We're not even healed yet...

>>36709630
But at the same time we're 10 (or was it 20?) souls heavier now and we have Maj with us.

And eating batmom is (almost certainly, going by the stuff HM said a couple threads ago) going to give us the option to unlock blood-based healing.

>>36709673
We weren't fully healed from before, and just now we took some pretty heavy damage from Maj. I think we ought to rest.

I decide to keep looking, for something I don't know what, but I am looking for it here, for it has to be here somewhere, whatever I am looking for, it has to be here somewhere, doesn't it, no matter what it is exactly, it has to be somewhere, and if it's not here, I can find where it is, which may be nowhere or maybe everywhere.

I shake my head, ok that was a bit of useless thing to do wasn't it.

I look up and see that ground dotted with white stones.

oh, it seems I found a graveyard, fantastic

What do I do?
[] Ghosts?
[] farm
[] keep wandering around
[] This looks old...
[] write in

>>36709730
[X] Ghosts?
Time to eat.

>>36709730
>[] farm

>>36709730
>why would humans bury their dead and leave ghosts lying around? Someone aught to clean up around here.
>Eat everything

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36709730
>[] Ghosts?
Let's chow down some soulfood

>>36709730
[] Ghosts?
[] This looks old...

>>36709775
Tg dice love puns apparently.

>>36709730
>[] This looks old...
>[] Ghosts?

>All these 20s
>Could have been used on killing the batmom
>Instead go towards looking for... something...

>>36709730
>[] Ghosts?
>[] This looks old...

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>>36709775
>these low-value crits

>>36709730
Hell door

This place is old, ancient, judging from the sheer age of it, it should be dust, and yet here it stands, defiant to time and memory. The names on the tombstones are all gone, as are the souls that inhabited the bodies beneath them, they've all move on I guess, since I see not a single soul around here.

I sigh, I want souls, or the flesh of a beast or anything really. I sit on a tombstone and look around. Just fields and trees, and rocks. no alleyways, no buildings. Just trees, fields, rocks, and other things

this place is quite different from the city I was born in and caused the destruction of, and yet it's so much more fairer to the eye, I could sit here for hours staring at it.

How odd that thought was. I yawn, and get off the tombstone. Well that's enough sightseeing for now


Where do I go
[] wander
[] farm
[] forest
[] north
[] write in

>>36710015
>[] write in
Hell door

>>36710015
>[] forest
I still want to eat monsters and hit the next level up

>>36710015
>farm
These thoughts are human thoughts and should therefore be devoured and be done with. We must find distraction.

>>36710015
>>36710052
This

>>36710052
>>36710084
Why?

>>36710015
[X] farm
Maybe those humans have some food ready

>>36710128
Find Based Cultist's soul, get an idea of how gud we gotta git in order to bust him out, maybe meet a cool demon in there

>>36710015
>Hell door

>>36710015
>[] north

>>36710015
>[] forest

>>36710152
I'm pretty sure we'll be pissing in the wind if we try to get the cultist back now. We should really stick to worldly quests first too since time moves on and the cultist ain't going nowhere whilst guard makes more distance and Lizzie gets more brainwashed by Batmom

>>36710245
Yeah we need to save Liz asap

>>36710128
Because nothing is happening.

>>36710381
I'd love to do that, but people don't want to because we're still injured.

I have a feeling that we're not going to be getting better any time soon from just resting.

I turn my hand in the air, and a bronze door appears out of nothing, Majazal doesn't seem that surprised at its sudden appearance

I look withing and see the grasping hands, the biting mouths, the screaming souls, the laughing demons, the burning fires, and a large amount of bronze doors floating in nothing, opened and closed

what do I do?
[] go in
[] talk to a demon
[] close it
[] go somewhere
[] write in

>>36710429
>[] talk to a demon
Hello do you know where based cultist is?

>>36710429
>talk to a demon
Ask if they've seen Desk Cultist Guy. Don't offer any further explanation unsolicited.

>>36710472
Guess we may as well ask now we've opened it but I still maintain that rescuing cultist is last on our things to do list

>>36710429
>[] talk to a demon
Yes hello would you be willing to help kill vermin?

>>36710507
They'd probably want batmom's soul for themselves.

>>36710507
>splitting the prize with an unaffiliated demon
wat r u doin
We don't need assistance with batmom, we only lost last time through bad luck, lack of backup from Maj and we've already gotten stronger than then

>>36710533
Who said there was a reward? and why not make them fight each other aye? Two demon souls sound nice....

>>36710429
Snack on a few souls. Let Maj burn a few too.

>>36710501
Nigga has the fearless trait. He's like our best servant yet. Doesn't even give a fuck

>>36710501
Well I wanna get SOMETHING done this thread

>>36710618
Let's go fucking rescue liz then and get a nice snack

>>36710600
Yeah, which is why he's gonna be fine left to stew in hell a little while longer. Charging into hell right now is a stupid plan

>>36710641
Nobody has been talking about "charging in to get him RIGHT NOW" except you. Everyone else just wants to figure out where exactly he is and what the demon in charge of torturing him is like.

>>36710667
Well sure, alright then, we'll just distract ourselves to find out info that we won't use for a while. Makes sense.

Sorry for assuming people are interested in acting on it.

>>36710694
Nothing else is happening. This is the only reason I'm voting to do this.

>>36710715
Well then we could GO DO SOMETHING. Rather than find out info we won't use for a while.

"Hey, I'm bored, let's go talk to someone about something we'll do a while later"

I agree that the past few updates haven't been too interested but I voted for searching for monsters or souls because I thought we'd actually find something.

I stare at a creature that has no face and is covered in eyes. I look at it and it at me, it waves at me, and I wave back.

"Hello" it says "what do you want, wounded child"

"I do not know" I say "I am just looking around for something"

"aren't we all, but the what is the important part of it, isn't it" it says as it begins to peel the skin from a soul of a sinner methodically "no use in looking for anything without an idea of what you're looking for, just a waste of time"

"Indeed" I say "By the way, have you seen a soul of a cultist around here?"

"Can't say I have,then again, my eyes only look upon the one I am tormenting" it says as it begins to place burning needles in the joints of the soul it it torturing "Why?"

"I need it" I say "he is my property and I will not have any others tormenting him"

"are you going to torture the creature then?" he asks

"No" I say "of course not"

"But...that's your job" It says "You're supposed to torment souls of those who committed sins, you know this right?"

"I prefer eating them" I say

"ah, gluttony" It says, placing needles between the eyelids of the soul

What do I do?
[] Can I eat other demons?
[] Can I eat that?
[] ATTACK 1d20
[] close door
[] talk to a different demon
[] ask it something
[] write in

>>36710765
Let me guess, you want to keep voting to search for monsters? Ok then. I'll oblige you.

>>36710769
>[] Leave and look for stuff in the forest.

>>36710769
>[] Can I eat other demons?
>[] close door

>>36710641
What has batgirl done to deserve getting rescued first? Desk cultist will be a real asset to our team. What if we need someone who knows no fear to guard another store? Besides, charging in half cocked and getting burned has always been our M.O.

>>36710790
No, I've given up after the 20's yeilded bugger all. It's clear that Headmaster isn't going to let us get upgrades at this point in time now. We should just go chew on batmom

>>36710769
>[] Can I eat that?

>>36710769
[] Can I eat other demons?
then after information get
[] talk to a different demon

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36710769
>talk to other demons
>search for cultist

>>36710817
I didn't ask for a roll on that vote so the twenty didn't effect it in any way. if you roll on something that is just a vote with no dice next to it, it won't get effected by the roll

>>36710769
Ask it if we're gonna grow up!

>>36710803
1. Batgirl is the easiest to reobtain. Batmom should be a pushover this next time we fight her
2. The longer we leave batgirl with her mother the more likely she is to be sad when we kill batmom and reclaim her
3. She's a monster and we'd just given her the taste of blood when we last had her. She's likely going to become adept at fighting and will be able to assist us in some capacity
4. She's adorable
5. CULTIST ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE
6. We'll probably get wrekt if we enter hell to rescue a sinner. 'Cus, you know, we'll have pissed off both heaven and hell. It would be good if we've healed fully first.

>>36710900
Yeah, I know, what I meant was that if there WAS a chance that we could find something then our dice roll would have secured it.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36710900
I like rolling dice because it's cathartic. I don't expect you to use it if I say
>rollan to eat the soul out from under the demon

"Can I eat other of our kind many eyed one?" I ask

"I suppose" it says "though only your ilk would do such a horrid and disgusting thing"

"We're demons, and let you consider the act of consuming each other as if its some great crime, why?" I ask

"Because, only gluttony demons think that way" He says "only see the world as a potential meal, have no art to them, they just eat and eat and eat"

"Do not tempt me multieyed one" I say "I hunger"

"Oh I know you do" it says "its all your kind ever does, hunger and hunger and eat and eat"

"You really have no self preservation instinct don't you?" I ask as Majazal looks over my shoulder somewhat confused as she stared within the door

"Bah, you wouldn't dare attack me in the open, even gluttony demons can think ahead enough to realize how foolish of an idea that is" it says as it begins to insert more small burning pins into the souls flesh, causing it to thrash about

"You talk and let you do not realize what you say?" I ask "fearless and foolish, a horrible combination for any creature"

"Oh like you can talk, Gluttony" it says "all your kind does is eat and eat and eat, no creating, no thinking, they do nothing but consume everything, and nothing else"

"You seem to have a rather narrow view of mind, many eyed one" I say. The thing shakes its head and goes back to torturing the soul slowly and carefully

What do I do
[] Now I'm curious (attack eye demon)
[] talk to a different demon
[] close door, leave
[] try and grab the soul of a sinner 1d20
[] write in

>>36711102
>[] close door, leave
It's time to blow this joint

>>36711102
>talk to a different demon
This one's rude.

>>36711102
>"My hunger is not limited to food. I also hunger for knowledge many eyed one."
>[] talk to a different demon

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36711102
>Dat half-hearted trashtalk
Kek

>[] try and grab the soul of a sinner 1d20

>>36711102

>close door, leave

Nothing to do here either.

>>36711102
Welp, I'm sure the result of attacking him would be unpleasant, but I'm terribly curious as to exactly how it would be unpleasant.
>[] Now I'm curious (attack eye demon)

Or I guess we could just ask the condescending prick.

>>36711102
[] talk to a different demon

>>36711102
>[] close door, leave

>>36711145
>>36711229
These

>>36711102
>[] talk to a different demon

>>36711102
>close door, leave

I shall stop talking to the foul thing, obviously its mind is little better than the beast felled by Majazal. I turn, looking through the both endless and shallows sea of pain and misery before me, I imagine a human would go mad staring at it, but my eyes were made to be able to deal with the strange ways perception and distance work in there.

I sigh, not much use in actually talking with these people right now, the only one I can see is either to stupid to realize just how close he was to ending up in my stomach or had a death wish. I grab the handle and close it with a loud thud, the door vanishing into the wind leaving behind a sulfuric scent as I stop focusing on its existence.

"Awww, I liked that place" Majazal groans "it wasn't as horrible as this place"

"that's because that is where our kind lives, sister" I say

"then why don't we live there?" She asks "it certainly looks better and more entertaining than this dump"

"Because there is more food here" I say "and plenty of things to burn to ashes"

"Yeaaah" She says floating besides me as I grab my sword and start walking again "still, it was nice to look at it"

I smile, finally found something besides me she doesn't seem to hate, wonderful

What do I do?
[] go back to the farm
[] On second thought, eye guy needs to die
[] I hunger...(initiate random encounter)
[] keep wandering around doing nothing besides being terrifying
[] write in

>>36711531
>[] I hunger...(initiate random encounter)
Shiny button....

>>36711531
>Time to go find batmom
Oh neat, NOW there's a random encounter option?

>>36711531
>[] On second thought, eye guy needs to die

>>36711531
>[X] I hunger...(initiate random encounter)
poor animals and monsters

>>36711531
[] I hunger...(initiate random encounter)
Big monster or multiples please.

>>36711531
>[] keep wandering around doing nothing besides being terrifying
It's, like, tradition or something by now.

>>36711531
>I hunger...(initiate random encounter)

>>36711531
Go north

>>36711531
Sure I'll bite.
>I hunger... (initiate random encounter)

I begin to walk down toward the farm, stomach growling in anger at being denied a meal due to the fact I couldn't be bothered actually deal with the annoyance. I sigh and keep walking as Majazal floats next to me in the form of small ball of fire.

I begin walking down a hill and I hear a familiar clanking sound. I look around, trying to find the source of the noise, when I notice a suit of armor, dark grey in color. the helm has a set of broken horns sitting atop of it, and spikes all along it, as well as a gaping hole in the chest of it, from which a purple light flowed forth from within it.

It's carrying a shattered sword and broken shield

What do I do?
[] ignore it
[] Hello?
[] Challenge it to a duel
[] can I eat it?
[] write in

>>36711776
>[] Hello?
>Ask why it's leaking purple from a chest-hole

>>36711776
>[] Hello?

>>36711776
>>36711803
This. Guard/ghostwoman?

>>36711776

Hello?

>>36711776
Huh.

>[] Hello?
>[] If it starts talking back to us and the conversation looks like it's in an area that could lead into this, tell it that if it eats enough souls a man in a hat will come and offer you things and he'd probably fix your sword and shield if you want. Or you could get new ones. We've been curious to see what happens if hat man visits someone else.

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>>36711901
Holy shit i just realized......what if it's the fucking doctor........

>>36711968
I want to believe the hatman is the Earl. The Earl rocked.

"Hello?" I ask the strange creature of metal, It stares at me with its purple eyes and almost seems to glare at me. I turn my head. It continues walking, closer to me, shattered sword and shield raised like those will do anything to me, I think they actually might be able to since I smell magic in this thing.

It slowly clanks forward, making more noise than anyone thing has the right to ever make, oh my poor ears, how the hurt and sting and throb in pain.

The thing keeps marching up the hill with its emotionless eyes, staring into mine, lifelessly

What do I do?
[] ignore it,keep walking
[] attack it 1d20
[] try to talk to it
[] run away from it
[] write in
getting tired, just warning you guys

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36712045
>[] try to talk to it
If there's still no response then
>[] attack it 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36712045
[] try to talk to it
if no response
[] attack it 1d20
Just give us warning if you need to stop HM

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36712045
[X] attack it 1d20
Open a maw bellow it so it drops in there for us to devour.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36712126
Nah, that'd totally damage the cool loot. We could use a set of armour and having another sword and shield would do wonders to bolster our collection

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36712045

>[] try to talk to it
If there's still no response then
>[] attack it 1d20

>>36712152
>>36712164
Phew could have gone badly.

"Metal man thing, what are you doing walking towards me without a greetings?" I ask the thing.

it keeps walking, its limbs slowly moving as it makes its way up the hill, like its on some kind of track rather than moving on its on free will. I don't think it has a mind, but it certainly has something powering it.I lick my lips, I wonder what that would taste like. I lift my sword up and begin walking towards the thing as it slowly walks up towards me, its unliving eyes staring ahead as I walk towards it.

A wind blows as we get closer, it continues to keep walking on its one free will, with no form of intelligence in its movements and manner. Its just a puppet in armor that is stained with blood and cracked in several places.

I walk past it and it walks past me. I pivot around, using my momentum to swing my blade through this thing's neck

the things helmet falls off and the air is filled with a mechanical shriek. I cover my ears and once I get a hold of myself, I notice the thing's blade is raised to strike me down.

What do I do?
[] bite the sword 1d20
[] Smack it away 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] open maw
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36712336
[X] open maw

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36712336

>dodge 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36712336
[] Smack it away 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36712336
>[] Smack it away 1d20
>parry that shit

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36712336
[] Smack it away
>NOT IN MA HOUSE

>>36712364
Dishonorable.

I move the ridiculously large blade I wield and smack the thing's strike away from me, it stumbles backwards, and finishes its swing, missing me entirely. So it is in fact just some sort of mechanical thing running along doing nothing at all, besides walking. I bet it's glad it can't think, because that sounds like torture.

it makes a noise similar to escaping steam and charges me, throwing up dirt and grass as it does so, sounding like a mad bull as it rapidly closes the distance between us

What do I do
[] Grab it, throw 1d20
[] blade to the middle 1d20
[] dodge 1d20
[] stop it 1d20
[]write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36712532
[] demon judo

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36712532

blade to the middle

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36712532
>[] Grab it, throw 1d20
We need to avoid stabbing bits of it that might be tasty intact. Like that glowing purple bit.

Also, since we've run out of clothing now seems like a good time to get some armour

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36712532
>attempt to dismantle it

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36712532
[] Grab it, throw 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36712603
Ooh, seconding

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36712532
[] stop it 1d20

>>36712643
Why didn't you roll sooner?

>>36712720
In cell@ work. Can only read and post when not busy.

>>36712748
Fair enough just wished we could sue that 20

I grab the thing by the shoulders, and with all the force I can muster, and lift it from the ground before throwing it to the ground with a thud. It begins to stand up, and faces me, or I think it does. I can't tell, it lets out a terrible shriek, and charges me

to be continued


Now I am really sorry
but I feel like I'm about to pass out
So I'll have to end it here
I'm sorry, but I just can't run anymore today
sorry for the short thread

>>36712983
No worries. Have a good night HM. Thanks for running!

>>36712983
no prob, go to sleep ye bastard!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36712983
Thanks for running, when do you plan to next have YMQ going?

>>36712983
Don't burn yourself out on our account HM have a good rest and feel better. Thanks for running.

>>36712983
Thanks for running.

>>36713029
Sometime next week
thinking around Wednesdayish

>>36713070
Cool, til next time then

>>36713070
Get some rest You Glorious Qm