>>37087107
Nobody will complain if i wear a Cloak of Invisibility, right?

>>37087154
Kind of defeats the purpose I'd say.

>>37087154
No, my personal and office defenses work on body heat, not visuals.

>>37087164
Okay fine! What about a Cloak of Displacement?

>>37087183
I wasn't planning on invading your office, what could it possibly contain.

>>37087107
Now it is time to unveil my master plan! I, fryia the crow, have been planning to draw all of you all this time!
... but not now since I am busy drawing for work. Maybe later in the evening.

>>37087227
I look forward to it!
>>37087225
Cloak of disgruntledness?

>>37087225
As if I'd tell you. I'm not stupid enough to just tell someone about that sort of thing. Though I will say that my defenses are the LEAST of your worries once you enter.

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Hey, I've got this portrait here for Anfarthon. Anyone know where he went to?

Also, what's going on?

>>37087370
aftermath of a brief yet furious fashion battle.

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>>37087370
He's gone on a quest of self-discovery. I'll take care of that for him in the meantime.

Today is apparently portrait day! I don't need one of course, I've had my portrait made already. I'm sure the others would be interested, though.

"What? You guys had a whole meeting with out me?"

>>37087396
That's magic for you. So now, who am I to draw first?

>>37087450
Noel in pants will be something I savor for eternity.

>>37087454
"I didn't know you rolled that way Conspierre."

>>37087469
What? I cursed her to wear pants. The look on her face was priceless

>>37087454
I' d like to wait until she is around though, I want to ask a brief descrition pf everyone before I draw. So either myself, you, niamal, carn or cromina if she is still around

>>37087450
Another pictomancer? Lovely! Well I'll be drawing Soros next, so do as you will.

>>37087259
Are you proud of it?
Now if you pardon me im going to go find some of my equipment. Anyone seen my cl-

Actually, did anyone see a Leather Drum? I infused that with a strong Earth Rune and its a little destructive as resufuckfuck
I mean, SOMEONE, not me, made a magical Leather Drum and infused it with a Earth Rune. If you see ANY Leather Drum i'll be needing it.

>>37087154
If your lookin' t'cause some mischief like that, at least do somethin' funny wit' it, like leavin' your 'ead uncovered. Or if you're an 'alf-elf, y'could borrow my cloak of 'uman guise. I don't wear it tha' much nowadays, anyways.
>>37087227
I s'pose I should take extra care in cleanin' my tusks. An' tie my hair back. Would be a good time t'show off my new suit of lamellar. Maybe a cape and a 'at to keep that wizardy sorta look.

>>37087450
How about I go first, it seems I missed the last round of pictures.
The recently re-resurect... ect. is not a lich and in fact has all of his fleshy parts intact. Looks old, very old, but not that frail. Being a traditionalist at heart he is always in robe and hat. I'll leave any other details up to you.

>>37087478
"yes but everyone knows the only men wear pants and women wear dresses."

>>37087492
On it!

>>37087479
Well, I'm slightly below average height, dirty blonde hair, green eyes, rather skinny, look to be around 25ish, and have a constant wide eyed stare. I generally wear dark gray robes with the hood up in lieu of a hat, and exaggerate most facial expressions.

>>37087479
Well, you know what I look like >>37087415.
But, if you'd like to know further, I look about 35ish, not quite middle-aged but still a little youthful. Deep tan skin, and brown hair tied into a long braid. I wear hanging robes and simple pauldrons, along with a headpiece to part my hair. Like most current and former residents of Rosetide, I wear no shoes.

>>37087539
Understood. Go on with the overtime though!

>>37087479
long blonde hair, black sleeveless minidress, yellow eyes, and now pants, plus sour expression because of them

>>37087528
>>37087595
Excellent, I will be eagerly expecting the outcome then.
Oh and please let me have some hair, I realise hiding the hair under the hat or leave him bald would be very easy to do but some proof that he does still have a healthy amount of hair would be nice.

>>37087596
"Oh wow, I'm so sorry Noel..."

Oh, new meting!

>>37087595
Well now that you mention it, wasn't Mort's sister kidnapped? I feel like we should help him.

whatcha doing?

>>37087630
Wait, when did this happen? What?

>>37087630
"Oh oh I'll help! I'm great at helping!"

>>37087630
We probably should

pic related is more or less what james looks like, used my rs char to model

>>37087630
>>37087644
"I am just the best at helping!"

>>37087643
I was hung over and trapped under the floorboards when he mentioned it. A few meetings ago.
>>37087644
Wait, is Stabby still dead?

>>37087643
I'm not sure, but it's been a fact for some time now.

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>>37087655
i always forget something dammit

>>37087658
"People don't normally come back to life, so yes..... Why do you ask?"

>>37087668
Speak for yourself. If someone wanted him back then it probably wouldn't be that hard to arrange.

>>37087658
>>37087663
Well do we know WHERE she is? We need to put a stop to this now that Takarados' meddling is finished and the Great Pantsening is over.

>>37087668
I mean he did ask to be resurrected, and he's the most talented rogue we know. And somewhat friendly with Mort. He might be able to help us.

>>37087613
what about a beard and/or mustache?

>>37087683
Well there's your problem - no one wants Stabby back.

>>37087686
See, that's the problem. Jake'ness the Pyromancer has her in the Northern Barrens.

>>37087479
A tall human, blue eyes and brown hair.
Leather armor.
He has is cursed shortsword(Give it a effect. If you don't know what, then just cover it in a mottled black glow).

You're pettry much free after that.
Other than that you can give him any other equipment, whatever effect, etc-cera. Remember that if he has any equipment he likes fumbling around with it.

>>37087450
Oooh, I know I'm not here often, but let me in on this.
Eternally 25 male, with medium hair over the right eye, lean muscle showing through a tight sleeveless shirt's fabric and well fitted dark colored pants with a nice ankle-length waistcloak and workboots. This is all topped by a circlet of bone. Skin color: slightly tan Hair color: auburn Eye color: Yellow Shirt and cloak color: mauve

>>37087707
"yeah pretty much."

>>37087686
The problem, if I am not mistaken, is not so much where she is as it is who it is that has her. She was kidnapped by Jake'ness.
>>37087704
I'm torn between something really long or a classic villainous goatee. I'm leaning towards the goatee but I'll let you decide what looks best with the rest of the picture.

>>37087690
"Yeah but i mean...... Do you REALLY want stabby back? It wasn't easy killing him last time, and i mean he stole from someone under our protection, so I mean we'd have to try to kill him again... it'd be a whole thing."

>>37087769
Maybe bound as shade.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37087769
nah he wont do anything bad this type, who will be resurrecting him?

>>37087785
>Noone's eyes bug out
"I..... He's scary. please don't make him scarier."

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Muwahaha!

How's everyone doing today?

>>37087769
Oh that shouldn't be a problem. You see, when one becomes experienced enough in the art of necromancy one learns to leave some way of stopping your creations. I just have to leave a triggered effect that will kill him if necessary.
>>37087785
Or that, binding him to my will would be interesting...

>>37087804
nice roll m8, too bad you didn't get to use it.

>>37087747
>>37087711
W-well that will certainly be a problem.

>>37087479
>>37087721
Addendum: Average height, add any bone protrusions you like to show off the fleshwarping.

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>>37087747
Working on it.I am slow with this kind of things, so be gentle senpai

>>37087823
Oh, you know. Fashion wars.

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>>37087823
Vex! You missed all the fun, it was a free for all prank fight.

Rolled 3839 (1d5000)

>>37087835
I'm a lucky mage, now let me tip you with some of my hats *tips (roll) hats*

>>37087833
".....If you say so, but remember it's stabby."

>>37087859
Aw, I would've loved to have been a part of that

>>37087823
Chaste and lawful as ever. Apparently Jake'ness has kidnapped Mortimer's sister...

>>37087823
...They made me wear pants. I'm still wearing them...

>>37087852
Well I'm really liking what you have done so far, good work.

>>37087884
Well, you look dashing in them

>>37087884
I don't see the problem with pants. You look so nice in them!
>>37087852
Nice.

>>37087909
Shaddup before I toss some water on you.

And do you remember the gold apprentice found in the end of our last meeting, I have already used it to cover our new books with gold-platinum alloy

>>37087884
I really thought they would have burned off you by now

>>37087939
That gold was for the coffers, Manus!

>>37087931
"The problem is that Noel is now a man!"

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>>37087909
Yes, some are lucky, others get a moustache and a weird hat. I'm not complaining about the moustache, but the spell was apparently supposed to give me a top hat, everyone else ended up in one.
I couldn't find a picture of QB in a top hat, many sads were had.

>>37087937
Ha! I've got fishnets on today, which grants me water-resistance!

But you're still exceptionally cute

>>37087970
Did the spell give you that guitar or did you just take it out to fit the mood?

>>37087952
maybe next time, there was soo much gold we even made one book completely out of gold, even pages, but writing are made out of depleted uranium for visibility

>>37087931
Let's just say the orphanage I was was raised in was rather traditional and leave it like that.

>>37088044
"Do you need help removing the pants?"

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>>37087995
Um... yes, I think so. But with all the spells flying around I can't be sure where it came from.

>>37087985
Good thing all my attacks are fire based then.
>>37088055
No no, no need for that.

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>>37087890
Going on...

>>37088103
Ah~ You wouldn't dare!

>>37088103
"Are you sure? You seem really unhappy in them."

>>37088055
*laughs quietly into his hand*

>>37088103
Are you seriously telling me that someone could foil you with a simple ring of Fire Resistance?

>>37088128
Remember who you're talking to, Vex.

>>37088154
"What's so funny about helping a man out of some pants?"

>>37088195
Just make sure you don't interfere when I make my end-of-the-year challenge to your darling lover.

>>37088128
Hey Vex, how good at sneaking around are you?

>>37088187
I'm...rather specialized.

>>37088214
About average. I don't put sneakery to much use when hiding my majesty and stunning beauty would be akin to vandalizing a great masterpiece. Let all the weak-willed fools gaze upon my radiance and tremble!

>>37088119
Still looks good, I'm really liking the spell effect you added.

>>37088239
I'm so glad that my school of magic has so many combat options. This means I'm deadly one way or another.

>>37088239
Didn't you take standard mage classes and spells at least?

>>37088210
And what challenge would that be?

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Good as they come. It could be better.

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>>37088210
Still aiming for that spot as the best witch? I wish you the best of luck, and with Fryia's experience you are probably going to need it.
>>37088288
I called Fryia the best witch, I think Vex got jealous.

>>37088294
>>37088288
Oh, Fryia, when you're all set, I'm challenging you to a duel.

>>37088294
Gonna end it quickly and have dinner

>>37088294
Nice!

>>37088298
*grumble* I'm not jelly...

Also, these mustache kyubeys are pretty great

>>37088294
No complaints from me, I think you did a fine job.

>>37088288
I'm guessing it is about who will be head of witchcraft.

>>37088294
Well that's amazing. You completed it within some minutes.

arlkin is, well, a half-orc. Grayish-brown skin, small tusks, slight point to his ears, somewhat more muscular build, black, messy hair (possibly done in braided dreadlocks), kinda gruff-looking, etc. Your typical half-orc stuff. Wears leather armor when adventuring or dealing with his fellow guild members, as well as a waist-length cape and a headband, and wields a warhammer in one hand.

So, are we goin' t'talk 'bout how Vex kidnapped a witch doctor from my clan while she was in th' middle of treatin' a patient, or is that suddenly not important?

>>37088294
I'm going to imagine that he talks to the skull on his staff now

>>37088328
Face it Vex, you're jelly.

>>37088294
Looks awesome! I'm definitely not challenging you to a draw-off, because you have the advantage in skill.

>>37088328
"People are not jelly vex. All though a peanut butter and humanjelly....."

>>37088349
>>37088367 "That goes for you too"

>>37088346
Oh yeah. What ever happened to that ooga booga doctor? Did you guys torture or eat her, or what?

>>37088294
that's impressive

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Here it is. Got to go now, fellow mages! I will be back in an hour.

>>37088328
That they are, but I have run out so I have to go look for, or make, more.

>>37088397
I'll be waiting
>tries to look intimidating

>>37088397
Fan Tastic

>>37088404
>Is pretty scared of you right now

>>37088397
Holy shit

Alright, so which one of you wants to go next? I have far too much free time and boundless enthusiasm.

>>37088397
Simply marvelous.

>>37088453
"What do you mean?"

>>37088459
Well Fryia isn't the only pictomancer out here! Were my ethereal scanner not broken, I would match her efforts. Instead, I shall attempt to replicate my usual style on my eponymous tome.

>>37088472
"What's a Pictomancer?"

>>37088397
Oh boy, save those somewhere!
I want to see them all already but im getting sleepy.

>>37088472
Oh, do that Jheska woman. I'm still not100% sure what she looked like.

Hey Mages... so they let me in so I guess I'm not on the blacklist anymore. So who do I speak to now to talk about my readmission into the guild?

>>37088397
Excellent, you have really captured my likeness.
Seriously, awesome work, especially the staff and details on the robe.

What's the point in these threads?

>>37088480
Uh, I think it's a sorcerer that divines Scottish people.

>>37088544
To have fun

>>37088576
I don't like that. Stop it.

>>37088632
>Is having so much fun right now
"What you gonna do about, faggot?"

>>37088389
We sent 'er back t'th' village. I tried t'tell you before you left, leave this stuff t'th' 'alf-orc.

>>37088680
Well, did you at least learn whatever it was you wanted to about scar magic, or whatever it was?

>>37088680
Heyml Magus Jarlkin, good to see you again. Any news on my reinstatement?

>>37088507
Whenever the admissions department gets back in, take it up with them. How'd you get barred from the guild anyhow?
Anyways, I'm back everyone.

>>37088672
Don't feed the trolls, noone, we are keep them in cages for a reason, you know?

>>37088700
>hides the peanuts behind his back
"What? I wasn't doing anything...."

>>37087107
Why are these threads ramping up in frequency?

Also, if you all keep the same names from thread to thread, please don't forget to label it Quest in the subject line next time

>>37088763
These aren't Quests. They're Meetings. Just filter that, and you'll be rid of them.

>>37088700
Whenever you're ready, Fryia. Just give the word.

>>37088803
>>37088700
Don't mind me, just taking bets here.

"So.... how is your sex lifes?"

>>37088818
>stands next to Conspierre and stealthily drops some coins in his hand
I would like to put a bet on the challenger, I'm guessing the odds are against her?

>>37088803

eh, dinners with the whole family take some time.
>>37088818
And what the subject you are betting on would be, pierre?

>>37088878
Probably. I'm hoping for a dice-roll-off, and my luck is historically bad with them

>>37088878
Five to one in favor of Fryia winning.
>>37088863
None of your business! You wouldn't understand!

>>37088894
"I'm an elf, I always understand lewd things!"

>>37088882
No prob. I'll be lurking.

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>>37088780

>>37088882
Oh, I'm not betting. I'm just taking the bets. If you throw this we could make a lot of money

>>37088910
>erpg
You haven't updated your list in a while have you?

Nor is the vast amount of things you dislike of any concern to us.

>>37088910
>erp
Its dead, forever, by based admins.
You bask into its black glow.

>>37088910
Jeez, your screen must have, what, 20 threads at most?

>>37088955
20 threads of not shit, yes

>>37088818 >>37088913
What are the current odds on the outcome not ending with a yuri scene?

>>37088973
Well, congrats, then. I have nothing negative or douchey to say to you. Uh... enjoy not this thread.

>>37088991
Hundred to one against a yuri scene between Fryia and Vex

>>37089019
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. I'm not opposed to it, but I'm not sure if it'll get to that point.

afraid I will not be able to draw he other members of the guild today, but I will work on it in the next days so worry not, next meeting I will have probably an handful of portaits to show you.

>>37088933
>>37088934

See

>>37089043
>>37089019
>>37088991

>>37089019
>>37089043
Dam, those are some of the lowest yuri odds I have ever seen! I must have gotten a really unlucky bingo card this time.

>>37089062
Well, I'm excited, take all the time you need
>>37089043
Doesn't really fit with what's been going on lately

>>37089019
... what are you talking about, pierre? I would never betray noel like this!

>>37089062
Take your time. Whatever you draw will no doubt be awesome.

>>37089089
Yeah, that's why I'm keeping their money.

>>37089069
You mean the posts saying it's 99.999% not likely to happen?

>>37088698
Uhm... I wasn't in the Mage's Guild for too long but I was the lizard that everyone says had his way with Grand Sorceress Olyra. Of course no one wanted to hear my side of the story and I was booted. She seduced me and threw a hex of suggestion on me, rather unnecessarily might I add, and I'm the victim here. But she's gone I think so no one should be worried about letting me back in.

>>37089135
Oh yeah, come on in. Bar's open.

>>37089108
Smart guy pierre, smart as always.

"Whoa! Whats with your arm?"

>>37089177
I don't know why they'd bet on that, but hey, free money for me.

>>37089216
unless they were giving you fake money, or in value that will be zimbabve level in tomorrow

>>37089245
Oh, I'll get the money. One way or another, I'll get the money.

>>37089172
Oh, wait, really?

Huh, well thanks. I don't think we've met, I'm Dramorn, I think I saw you in the Fighter-Wizard Guild meeting.

>>37089216
I said the odds of NOT ending with a yuri scene for once. Sadly no money to be made with that outcome for once.

>>37089263
You shouldn't tell that to everyone, people who do this..tend to be dead in no time

>>37089208
What, mine? Ole Lefty here?

Ripped it off a warforged and got it glued on by a Fleshwarper to replace the original that I lost a while ago. It's a long story but that's the short version. You don't even want to know how hard spellswording is with one arm.

I've tricked it out over the years. Has a wand of lighting bolt and a whip sword to boot. Trying to upgrade it with an actual arcane cannon and grapple hook.

The really cool thing is that I can still cast with it.

>>37089313
No one cheats me out of gambling money! That...probably isn't happening now. Damn.

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btw, I, while inspired by Fryia's drawing have given a try to painting, that's how I see myself now

>>37089413
Magnificent.

I really should've waited to make my challenge until after dinner time.

>>37089413
Damn!

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>>37089509
Probably, but you can't always get your timing right.

Ah, family dinner is a yearly tradition here.
So I just got back from the graveyard.
How is everyone?

>>37089531
Not bad. I'm giving Fryia one last pleasant dinner with her family before I dethrone her as Head of Witchcraft in a glorious duel.

How are you, Marus?

>>37089395
>touches it

>>37089559
Come again, vex? You are in a world of hurt, don't you know?

>>37089559
Oh not so bad, just had a gigantic turkey that I grew especially for today, and visited old dusty family.
Now I'm back and I have a headache.
So, how are you dueling? Wands at midnight? Witchcraft trivia? Who can find the slimiest frog?

>>37089604
Haha! You ready?

>>37089614
Always ready to beat megalomaniacs and idiots into the dust.

>>37089606
catfight in the mud

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>>37089531
I'm good, enjoying the moustache I got out of that free for all prank fight we had earlier.
>>37089614
>>37089635
It begins!

>>37089642
A true witch never gets dirty. I could wrestle this harlot in the mud and come out without even having to take a shower afterwards

Oh, how extravagant! Finally a meeting I can attend, one again!

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>>37089671
So the rules are ready?

>>37089635
This should be fun. But I've got some stipulations in mind before I spank you. This will be a Bewitching Duel! None of that 1d100 wizarding nonsense you've been domesticated by. We roll 1d666, like true scourges of the arcane. (I'll let you decide before we begin if you want to do sudden death/1-roll or a 2-out-of-3 kind of deal, etc). Highest number enchants the other to submission, and is declared the winner.

And so, the winner becomes the new Head of Witchcraft. But, the loser, ah, yes. The loser becomes the winner's apprentice!

>>37089704
Sure.
... no, wait, what are the rules again?

>>37089715
You fight in the mud, who gets out of it without need to take shower wins, easy

>>37089567
Haha! Buy me a drink first! What's your name freind?

>>37089531
Excuse me, am I reading your name tag right? Your a Biomancer? What does that entail?

>>37089707
Uhm tempting, Vex. Let the duel begin then. Sudden death, honey. Feel free to do the first move, I shall ruin you regardless.

>>37089743
Hello there, might I interest you in additional augments my good sir?

>>37089761
Oh silly me, I forgot to wear my nametag.

Rolled 223 (1d666)

>>37089732
I'm not sure if that's really pertinent to being the best witch. Also, I'd have the advantage in mud wrestling. Because, you know, I live in a fucking swamp.

>>37089756
Alright, take this, the true power of the most powerful witch!
I'm going to be so pissed if this is a low roll

>>37089761
Depends, what have ya got? Also I think you dropped your name tag. The name's Dramorn, Dragonborn Primal.

Rolled 610 (1d666)

>>37089799
Not bad, not bad at all. Let us see what happens then...

>>37089827
>>37089799

You never stood a chance.

>>37089805
Carniflex is mine, I am a humble fleshwarper. I have a full complement of organ enhancements that I can do without any incision at all. I'd suggest the stamina package for a battlemage like you.

>>37089827
>Overwhelmed by that admittedly fucking-amazing roll
>Collapses on knees

Agh!!! Dammit!

>>37089799
>>37089827
So Vex is Fryia's apprentice now?

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>>37089743
What it entails? Well.. If it grows, I deal with it.
Also things like fleshwarping and magical potions and such.
Really, it's a pretty broad school. You can come look in my lab if you want.
I dabble in other things too I guess, but that's not very important.

>>37089848
Yes... I admit it. You are the most powerful witch... Mistress.

>>37089852
Don't be too hard with yourself, vex. You lost to the best, after all. And now...
>power word: Kill!
...
>tulips spring forth from her hand
... just joking, stand up again, Vex.

>>37089852
>>37089827
Victor: Fryia.
>>37089866
It would seem so.

>>37089827
We should write this victory down in my new book, this will be bestseller for teenagers...and some older men, heh

>>37089892
I was actually really worried you were going to kill her off there. Not entirely sure how much you guys like Vex.

Oh.. uh. Thank, you.

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>>37089877
There is no shame in being the apprentice of someone powerful.
>>37089892
Don't do that, you nearly gave me a heart attack... actually, I'm not sure if I can have heart attacks, but the point still stands.

>>37089921
Vex is awesome, I like the drawings, and the witch.

>>37089850
Well met 'Warper.
Hmm. This is going to sound crazy but I'm looking for something special, I was hoping the Biomancer could help me out, but you might as well.

Skin. For my metal arm.

Not just any skin, a mimic. The idea came to me in a fevered dream after a wound I got from one got infected bad. A mimic that can copy the texture and colour of my copper scaley hide and wrap around this arm. So every punch is a bite and if I can find a good druid I can Awaken the lil fella and have a partner in crime at all times, maybe even a little mage partner at that.

Like I said it's crazy, but you lot seem just the right amount of crazy.

Especially you Master Marus. >>37089873

So... wha's goin' on now?

I see Friya an' Vex 'ad a duel. Is th' drawin' challenge still goin' on?

>>37089954
Sure, here you go.
*throws flask with shifting "liquid" inside*

>>37089921
Ah, what were you afraid of, vex, I am not the kind of person that kills over the slightest offense... well, I am no more. And I kind of like you... what do you think about working as a teacher?

>>37089921
Nah, vex's shenanigans are great

>>37089937
Thanks, that means a lot to me

>>37089925
I suppose it's not totally humiliating, then. I suppose I'll have to learn something from this experience.
Also, these stachbeys are starting to get to me. Not bad, Quin.

>>37089970
Wait...what. Seriously? What is this? What do I do with it?

>>37089743
"Hi i'm Noone! Noone Listless, Liaison to the mages guild from the thieves guild!"

>>37089954
Would you be interested in making the mimic OUT of a skin sample of yours? This way, the resonance of your spells would be more in tune with each other.

>>37089999
It's a mimic, apply liberally to your arm and you should get the desired result.
You have no idea how much random shit I have in my lab.

>>37090000
Theives guild huh...I haven't heard of any of you guys holding a meeting. What are the entry requirements?

>>37089972
That's good to hear. I'm sorry then for my haste and arrogance. I should have respected your power to begin with.

Teaching? I obviously still have much to learn, but I will concede to whatever jobs you require of me, Mistress Fryia.

>>37090028
"You have to be a rogue type who steals! most meeting are kept secret because of secret pigs."

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>>37089965
Vex challenged Fryia for leadership of the Witchcraft Faculty and lost. As per her challenge she is now Fryia's apprentice.
>>37089921
When I said Vex was my favourite witch in the guild earlier, I meant that in and out of character.
>>37089994
There is a lot you can learn from Fryia, I learned under her back when I was an apprentice.
[spoilers]Same here, I found one and BAM, this works. But there are so few pictures of qb in a moustache so I have to edit most of them myself. This one someone actually made with a moustache though.[/spoilers]

>>37090025
>>37090017

I was not expecting this level of help...I'm a little taken aback to be honest. Is there a way we could combine the two methods for an optimal result? And would the mimic be able to shift into other items (especially if I Awoke it with the help of a druid) or would it be stuck on "arm".

>>37090088
The mimic would be able to shift at its own will, and all I'd have to do is merge that 'liquid' to the skin sample.

>>37090088
Well, just drip a few drops of blood in there and it'll adapt to you. After that you can show up in my lab and I'll teach you the control spells if you'd like.

>>37090067
Damn. My fingers aren't too sticky but when I'm out and about with my usual lads and lasses I tend to be the Face of the group. I don't what that says about the rest if the group when the burly dragon man with the fake arm is the most charasmatic one in the party.

>>37090000
Hey, aren't you the guy who got me roped into helpin' you guys out?

You guys owe me. I had to deal with a mad jester, an arcane trickster with a superiority complex, a shifty-ass sorcerer who refused to show his face, and a client who tried to kill us once we brought them the loot.

>>37090082
If I'm an apprentice, does that mean I still get to sit in with the council? Or do I have to be one of those little servants busing drinks around the room in the background. Ugh, please don't say the latter.

>>37090055
That's perfect, after the recent happenings we are still in dire needs for teachers. You could cover the brewing potions classes in the morning and the eevening classes of daemonology. Or you could take the class of fahion and witchy style, if you prefer.
come on, killinf a character? We proud ourselves to be gentlemen and scholars and besides you are funny and good at this thing.
>>37090082
I resent that opinion of yours, Quin.

Is there still anyone from rogue guild? I need to buy some reliable information

>>37090151
"I can honestly say I have no idea what you are talking about!"

>>37090183
Don't worry, you still get to come into the meetings, you're just a bit more liable to be pushed around by your faculty head, and everyone can boss you around a bit I guess.

>>37090183
Do not be silly and change that nametag, Vex. You are officially a teacher now.

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>>37090120
>>37090118

Alright gents,
>hands back the vial and rolls up sleeve

I'm ready when you are.

>>37090190
I actually have no experience in summoning demons and similar outsiders. I can teach potions, no problem. And, come on, you've seen my fabulous style. Look no further than Voluptuous, Villainous Vex to teach the youngins how to look fantastic.

>>37090234
>Locates a loose scale and draws a few drops of blood, puts both into the flask, then casts the merging spell.
There we go. All that's left is to slather the cute little thing on to your arm.

>>37090225
Well, the nametag golem is writing out some decidedly uncouth monikers. Uh, this one says "Vex, Teacher's Pet." Uh, there's "Vex, Fryia's Bitch." Oh, and, this one that just says "Elves GTFO".

Is this thing even trying?

>>37090120
>>37090118
Gentlemen, I am in dire need of the live book as they call them, one type of which are made from flesh and second is living plant, they are very....lets say, appreciated on market. Could such masters of their work help me with the books, for the reward of course. The writing in the book will finish one of my scriptorium constructs

>>37090316
"That doesn't seem very nice."

>>37090320
After you accused me of plagiarism? Hell no.

>>37090316
Give it a kick on the leg and it will start working again, it is no like someone cursed him to make only demeaning nametags for you.

>>37090353
How about we settle this down, there will be no problems with other authors of fleshwarping, with some monetary compensation and I will get my living books?

"Excuse me, Can someone here validate my parking?"

>>37090370
>Punts the golem

Oh, this one's nice. Student Teacher. I'm learning and instructing. Therefore, more versatile, and more powerful, than either!

>>37090320
Sure, I guess, how many do you need?

>>37090394
I do not think you understand. I am not haggling here. I am flat out refusing to help you with that. Those books are not to be trifled with, their protectors are fucking nuts and mechanical.

>>37090414
Yes, Whatever helps you with that. .. class start tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock. Try not to be too late or too weird on your first time teaching, please.

>>37090425
For the start I will need 10 such plants. Over the course of next year the number will be....maybe 300. The payment will be conducted in any precious metal you want

>>37090477
Freeform RP, sorta like a quest except we all made our own character. It's sorta fun.
We're all in a wizards guild meeting and such, it's gaining popularity on /tg/

>>37090487
How many students do we even have around here? I must say I rarely see any apprentices in my neck of the woods. Er... swamp.

>>37090496
Why would I need precious metals?

>>37090502
It varies from week to week with casualty numbers and such.

>>37090471
The protectors, who, PETFB?

>>37090502
Your class has roughly two hundreds students in it. Brewing is quite a common choice of a course for witches, after all.

>>37090193
Musta been some other representative, then.

The Thieves Guild still owes me compensation for helpin' them out on that. 'Specially because our client tried to fucking kill us to get out of paying us the reward.

>>37090477
Basically freeform roleplay where people just talk in-character about wizard guild stuff. We've got similar ones for a thieves guild, a fighters guild, and a druid circle.

Also, is Friya still doing the drawing thing?

>>37090531
twohundred!!! Oh gosh. Field trips to the swamp for ingredients are going to be tedious.

>>37090502
"Oh hello miss."
"Hey baby, how you doin?"

>>37090551
I just started posting.

>>37090551
just start posting, yo!

>>37090518
Oh, most of the workers accept only precious metals. I could pay in any coins you would like

>>37090551
Make a name and start posting, it's free for all wizard shenanigans with occupational on the fly plots.

>>37090559
You two wouldn't happen to be in my potions classes now, would you?

>>37090553
You better get good at mass teleport, so ti speak
>>37090549
currently on the deadline for an assignment so not now, but next meeting I would have probably come up with an handful of new drawings. You wanna one, just write your description in this thread

>>37090502
Enough that we don't really notice when some of them go missing or blow themselves up. Most of the apprentices who join up have a fairly short lifespan.
>>37090559
Hello to you two, how are my two favourite apprentices doing?

>>37090587
Wha? Why'd I need coins?

Apologies for missing the vast bulk of the meeting, i had to root out and discipline a ring of students selling recording of their scryings. What did i miss?

>>37090409
TODD!!!

>>37090612
"I belive so miss. I look forward to learning from you."

"I sure am honey!"

>>37090649
"Good afternoon Sir! I'm doing well, last week I was able to raise a skeleton."

"Sup broski!"

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>>37090713
I lost my big duel with Fryia, and now I'm her apprentice. Also the new potions and fashion instructor

>>37090737
Well, I've never taught anyone anything before. So don't cause any trouble for me.

>>37090729
"....Yes?"

>>37090655
any currency you would like m8

*walks out of his guildhall shadow*
>>37090713
Soros!
I have something important i need your help with!

Magus Jarlkin! I know you probably don't remember me, I wasn't in the Mage's Guild for too long but I was the lizard that everyone says had his way with Grand Sorceress Olyra. Of course no one wanted to hear my side of the story and I was excommunicated, mostly over fearing her wrath if they didn't support her. She seduced me and altered my mind state, rather unnecessarily might I add, and I'm the victim here. Now that she is gone might you see what can be done about my readmission?

>>37090749
Ah duels, good times. Remind her to tell you of the time i beat her, twice. *smiles* Anyways good luck Vex.

>>37090777
Ok what is it?

>>37090755
m8? Are you sure you're the head of the guild library? Not some skulking person from the thives of merchants guild trying to get dangerous esoterica off us?

>>37090628
Gotcha. I believe I had one written up earlier. I suppose I'll re-post it here.

Jarlkin is, well, a half-orc. Grayish-brown skin, small tusks, slight point to his ears, somewhat more muscular build, black, messy hair (possibly done in braided dreadlocks), kinda gruff-looking, etc. Your typical half-orc stuff. Wears leather armor when adventuring or dealing with his fellow guild members, as well as a waist-length cape and a headband, and wields a warhammer in one hand.

So, anyone need me t'get somethin' done 'round here?

>>37090713
I've had my likeness put unto paper >>37088294
And Fryia has a new apprentice.

>>37090737
Good to hear it, just let me know if you need any tips.

>>37090812
Good for you!

>>37090749
>Has his brother in a head lock. Somehow.
"I'm so sorry ma'am, I'll be sure to gag him bef-"

>Punches his bother in the face
"Trouble? me? please."

>>37090777
Wouldn't mind seeing more duels around here. It was very fun.

>>37090655
>>37090315

Okay, here goes. I juse want to thank you so much for the help, I thought that there would be a lot more ass pain, if it would even be possible.

>Begins to uncork-

>>37090794
WHAT THE HELL.

>>37090804
Aetherius and I have come up with a possible countermeasure for the "decommissioning" spell, I need help with testing it with your spelleye and divination.

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>>37090822
Soros, you missed the huge free for all prank fight. It started with Pierre trying to make Noel wear pants, and then it escalated.

This all reminds me, I never intended for Marus to be human, but elf and orc seems overdone now, and I hate dwarves, any ideas?

>>37090822
>Noone spot soros and runs over to whisper something in his ear but trips and is about to collide with the Diviner

>>37090809
First of all I am our Head Librarian, second it's not that rare or dangerous, it's on what our library survives.Do you think the funding of mage guild cover up all precious metals we use in our books, HA , with only them we wont be able to even keep the building intact

>>37090865
Bugbear

>>37090865
GNOME MASTER RACE!

>>37090865
how about a beast man, we only have that catgirl paladin so far

>>37090804
Soros. Just when I was going to say I am glad to see you, you had to point that out.
>>37090811
good, good. On my list it goes.

>>37090857
Sure, sounds like fun.

>>37090861
Drat, sorry i missed it.

>>37090874
*invisible servants catches Noone and set him on his feet*

>>37090865
hobgoblin

>>37090865
gretchin or goblin

>>37090897
well, third time's usually the charm isn't it little Fryja? *smiles jokingly*

>>37090822
I want to draw one for you too, soros. Just write down your physical description

>>37090841
Now now. Settle the brotherly fighting for when I arrange the students into gladiatorial combat.

>>37090905
Soros, you have an apprentice, right? Is he/she going to be in my classes?

>>37090865
Wait, is orc overdone? The only reason Jarlkin is a half-orc is because he's based on a Pathfinder character I ran who was one. Also, perhaps Kobold or Gnome?

Ok, so far it's between Bugbear and Gnome, I do like the idea of a bugbear wearing a robe and telling people to please sit down and please try some of my home grown tea

>>37090905
"Can you help me keep an eye on Pierre and the head necromancer? They where talking about bringing Stabby back."

>>37090956
Awesome. I now imagine you voiced by Kelsey Grammer.

>>37090865
As a Biomancer and Fleshwarper you've obviously self-evolved beyond your original dragonborn form.

>>37090942
>arrange the students into gladiatorial combat.
You what?
>>37090918
I will stomp your face into the dirt one day soros. Be warned.

>>37090956
you know what you should go with instead of a bugbear?

Awakened Owlbear

>>37090989
That's what teachers do, right?

>>37090942
>Is 2 heads on one body

>>37090930
Tall, thin, pale, eyes taht never seem to be the same color when you look at them again, clean shaven, grey haired, Prefers a Blue robe of fine make, usually has a dagger, his bouncy balls, and a crystal ball on him. This enough detail?

>>37090942
He might be, still working on his schedule.

>>37090965
Gladly.

>>37090989
*smiles* you can try.

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>>37090992
God am I grumpy in the mornings.

>>37091011
... next morning, instead of going to teach, you will come to my office and we will have a little chat about your newfound duties

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>>37091024
You should visit Sir Archibald Frothington sometime. He's growing into an adorable killing machine!

>>37091011
That's what the truly great ones do.

>>37091040
Yes, Mistress.

>>37091040
*gives Fryja a thumb pup*

>>37091011
Not with those two, they are a rare bread of apprentice in being ones I actually like. I would be most cross if you manage to get them killed.

Feel free to do it with the others though, most of them could use some weeding out.

>>37091015
what I find amusing is, I actually pictured him very similiar to this description in my mind. Thanks and will do.

>>37091040
oh...that's nice...should write this one in the next book for sure

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>>37091083
>Pick related

>>37091075
Good girl, good girl.
>>37091077
See, I am not that bad at teaching after all.

>>37091049
Aaaw, he's growing up so fuzzy, good boy, I'll get you some nice tough bones and steel shavings to toughen up your beak.

>>37091083
Yes, sir. You have my word that I won't intentionally get them killed.

>>37091128
So as an awakened owlbearwhat do you recommend for Awakening my mimic?

>>37091162
Steady diet of crystallized magic.

>>37091146
Wait, no! Listen to me, the head of necromancy is a good fellow but never ever should you ask him for advice in this matters least you want to lose half your students in one go.

>>37091093
Cool.Funny how that work sometimes ain't it?

>>37091117
Never said you were a bad teacher, you just need more emotional control.

>>37091128
On that topic how Did you awaken?

>>37091083
Oh, ex-head of necromancy, do you some spare spooky skeletals for night duty in our library?

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>>37091194
I really don't remember.
It's been very very long, I remember a nice lady giving me a kiss on the forehead though, and then everything went bright.. And I had thoughts.

>>37091192
Oh, uh, yes. Don't worry, Mistress, I'll make sure my students aren't viscously mutilated in any way.

>>37091108
Oh don't look so smug about being the first apprentices in years to earn my approval... actually, keep looking smug, you have earned it.
>>37091146
Good, I guess that's all I can ask for I guess.
>>37091192
I know I have a bad track record with apprentices, but I've never lost that many apprentices at once.
>>37091227
Sure, they are in the basement with the other undead.

>>37091251
Please enchant me some of those thoughts, Marus.

>>37091264
Cromina approves your way to deal with students. This alone should lead you to question your own methods

>>37091282
What do you mean?

>>37091251
Sounds divine Marus *sniggers* Sorry puns.

>>37091264
Hey Lazarus, how goes it?

>>37091264
Thanks, I will go to basement and get them from there. And are they already "activated" or they're still bones lying on the ground?

>>37091300
You were kissed in the forehead by a
"nice lady"
and then
"you had thoughts"
Tell us about it!

>>37091339
I... I meant sentience, Redwood.
I had sentience.

>>37090889
Speaking of which, what should I do if that paladin tries to uh... fornicate with my students?

>>37091369
Okay, fine.
Tell us about the Lady then.

>>37091394
Erm pardon me but aren't Paladins pure?