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>>39565348
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX

>>39565348
>Try to walk outside, see how quickly mom would wake up to a jail break

>>39565348
>go out and Bask in the sun

>>39565348
bask no good day can begin without basking

>>39565348
Go bask of course.

>>39565348
Ah, of course. What else would we do? Silly me
>writing

>>39565502
Gimme a d100 for fun to sneak past mom

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39565551

We are going to have such an interesting talk once someone figures out we have past life memories "you have memories of a part life, like what?!" "Well, I basked a lot and got murdered by a chicken..."

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39565551
PRAISE THE SUN

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39565551
Gotcha.

>>39565502
You stretch and get the kinks out. Everyone else is still sleeping which just strikes you as rude. The sun is up and shining and it is your reptilian duty to greet it. Not in the house though. It's entirely too full of people for a proper bask.

Sneaking out is surprisingly easy. You just crawl across the floor, avoiding stepping on anylizard. Made easier since most of them shift out of your way when you approach. The window is blocked by mom's mass though, so after a quick glance at her to make sure she's still asleep you carefully make your way up her hide, doing your best not be noticed and wake her up. You make it all the way to the window and are considering how to get it open when a massive tail curls around and pulls it open for you.

Mom winks at you and closes her eyes again when you look at her. Someday you'll properly sneak past her. You'll fix her and her little red wagon. She showed you her wagon yesterday. It's very nice. You kind of want one now.

Outside the sun is just halfway up. The floating lights are still out, though you can see the lizard who collects them is going to them one by one. You leap from the window down to the ground below and SWEET RAPTOR JESUS THAT MUD IS COLD. You scramble out of the mud and onto the rock from weeks ago. The frog from back then is also there. He seems much smaller now. The entire rock is actually sort of small, the tip of your tail dipping in among the swamp grass surrounding it.

Basking will take time to properly do.

>Greet the frog
>Eat the frog
>Greet the flying light lizard as he passes by
>Eat the- wait no um... just bask. Kuru will be along soon enough
>Other?

>>39565706
>Greet the frog
>Greet the flying light lizard as he passes by

We are a chill little lizard with an absolutely sunny disposition towards our cousin amphibians. (I'm not saying that lizards are amphibious, that's why I'm calling the frog a cousin.)

>>39565739
Seconding, it's too early for violent murder.

>>39565706
>Greet the frog
>Greet the flying light lizard as he passes by

>>39565739
Basilisk lizards are sort of amphibious.

>>39565784
Well, I don't think we are a basilisk lizard. Or an axolotl. So, not amphibious whatsoever.

>>39565706
Morning's salutations!
>writing

>>39565833
Axolotls aren't lizards

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>>39565844
I knew that!

>>39565844
Just caught up on the past 3 threads i missed
We badass with the magic now
Dads actually pretty awesome sometimes

TY for running lamb

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>>39565844
"Hey," you chirp respectfully to the frog, sliding up next to it on the rock.

"Morning," the frog says with a nod.

You sit there and start basking properly. After a minute you blink and turn to ask the frog if it just talked to find it has apparently gone on about its business. Weird. You resume basking until the light lizard arrives and starts to break down his floating thing. He does this right in the middle of your sun.

"Hey," you say, drawing his attention.

He looks over at you and nods politely. "Good morning." Then he realizes where his shadow is and he shifts a step to allow the sun back onto you. "Apologies." He finishes packing up the floating thing and turns back to you.

"How are you this morning?"

You shrug and gesture at the sun.

"Ah, yes. I can't wait to get home and get some sun myself. I heard your mother was home, she's letting you out now?"

You nod. Then you think to ask, "Wait, you heard she was back from another lizard or heard she was back?"

"Bit of both, actually. Your mother is hard to miss."

"Except when she wants to be," you say remembering the number of times in the last couple days mom would appear looming over you without a whisper of warning.

"And then she's terrifying," the older lizard says, his eyes looking vaguely haunted. The two of you sit in quiet mutual reminiscence for a moment.

>Any questions for the old timer?<specify>
>Where'd that talking frog get to?
>Check nearby for more of those hallucinogenic mushrooms, talking frogs... seriously
>Hum to yourself quietly and wait for Kuru
>Other?

>>39566077
Glad you're enjoying it

>>39566099
>Where'd that talking frog get to?
Must acquire frog-bro.

>>39566099
>Any questions for the old timer?<specify>
Hey are talking frogs a thing?
>>Check nearby for more of those hallucinogenic mushrooms, talking frogs... seriously

>>39566099
>Where'd that talking frog get to?

He's cool.

>>39566099
>Any questions for the old timer?<specify>
Hey are talking frogs a thing?
>>Check nearby for more of those hallucinogenic mushrooms, talking frogs... seriously

>>39566099
Sniffing around and asking question.
I need a 2d100 to track a frog in the swamp. Or to find mushrooms. Whichever is real

Rolled 39, 14 = 53 (2d100)

>>39566322

Rolled 55, 37 = 92 (2d100)

>>39566322

Rolled 17, 97 = 114 (2d100)

>>39566322

>>39566322

>>39566322
>writing

>>39566439
"Are talking frogs a thing?" you suddenly ask.

The old lizard looks confused for a moment before answering. "I've never met one. Probably though. Live long enough and you'll see all sorts of things. Giant spiders, mermaids the size of whales, a lizard with wood and leather wings, a firefighting bear, a tree that moves. All sorts of things."

You ponder that and the lizard excuses himself after commenting on how the sun is gaining on him.

The area around the rock doesn't show any immediate sign of a frog passing through, after a minute you find sign of one but just as quickly lose it. After a few minutes thorough searching though you turn up a mushroom. It's shaped like an umbrella, and sorta resembles what the healer lizard told you to watch out for. It's just tiny, but if you've learned anything in this life it's that tiny things can be all sorts of trouble.

>Harvest mushroom
>Do not harvest

If harvest:
>Prank time <Target(s)?>
>Save for later

>Anything else? <specify>

>>39566569
>Harvest mushroom
>Prank time <Priest/Din if priest isn't available.>

>>39566569
>a firefighting bear
HE WAS REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAL

>>Harvest mushroom
>>Prank time <Auntie, mom, priest>

>>39566569
Family and Kuru are current potential prank targets

>>39566569
>Harvest mushroom

>>39566569
>If harvest:
>Prank time <Target(s)?>
> mom.

>>39566569
>Harvest mushroom
>Save for later
I want another magic ride

>>39566569
Prank Kuru

>>39566628
Yeah this

Do we really want to give potent hallucinogens to the giant murder lizard?

>>39566710
yes

>>39566628
I wonder how a high mom would react... and if this one little mushroom would be enough to get her to even feel anything.

>>39566569
>Harvest mushroom
>Save for later


>Giant spiders, mermaids the size of whales, a lizard with wood and leather wings, a firefighting bear, a tree that moves. All sorts of things."

SEE GUYS! SMOKEY THE BEAR IS REAL! I FEEL LIKE AL GORE RIGHT NOW!

>>39566710
You mean you don't?

>>39566569
Roll a d100 for harvesting

>>39566710
You're right better get as many as we can.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>39566785

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39566785
No matter what happens I have a bad end being prepped.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39566785

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39566785

>>39566811
That is one potent little mushroom.

Y'all want me to post the bad end I had thought up if you critfailed this?

>>39566785
>writing

>>39566836
Not really

It was only funny when Papa N did it

>>39566836
Sure go nuts

Prepare yourself to be critiqued

>>39566836
are you gonna take a month to do it this time?

>>39566916
You begin to dig out the mushroom, suddenly a high pitched shriek fills the air. You look around in all directions before realizing it is the mushroom that is shrieking. Shrugging, you continue to dig it out. Then the ground begins to shake and crack. You look down just in time to gaze into the gaping maw of a purple worm. It is the last thing you ever see.

>Reroll character.

http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Shrieker

>>39566970
not your best work, keep trying though I give it 1 hue out of three

>>39566970
For fuck sakes really?
Something like that in the middle in the village?

You could have us exposed to spores and detailed the overdose effects you know for the irony factor given what we plan to do with the shroom

And put in better details dammit
Like the townies start legging from the monster we just summoned

Ah well better than your last stuff at least, keep trying

>>39566970
meh lacks descriptivnes and humor, like e.g. shushing at the sriekin mushroom befor continuing.

>>39567081
Damn, actually you're right. Welp, better ideas for next time.

You reach out to pluck the mushroom then think better of it. Getting a whiff of this thing put you into a world of sonfusion where you're still not sure what you saw was real or not. It takes a moments work to sneak back into the house and grab a palm sized piece of cloth. You carefully drape it over the mushroom and then twist and lift. You're pleased to find the mushroom came up cleanly and keep it hidden in your fist.

"What are you up to over there?"

You flinch and whirl around to find Kuru holding a large vat in her claws, and looking very different than usual. She looks taller, and her scales are outlined by what looks like tiny vines growing and curling around and over her. You look at the mushroom in your mitt. It may be too potent to actually use for a prank.

Blinking rapidly you find the image refuses to change and you decide to roll with it. The prank won't work if everyone realizes you're tripping balls. it'd be sort of suspicious.

"What's that?" you ask Kuru, looking at the big clay vat.

"Hm?" She looks down and realizes what you're talking about. "Oh! I made a stew last night. I figured it'd be a good breakfast. There's even enough for your mom. It just needs reheated."

Opportunity. "Can I help?"

"Sure," Kuru says happily. You follow her into the house where you family is rousing.

>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
>Just stick it in someone's bowl when you serve them <there'll be a second vote if this wins>
Comment on Kuru's change?
>Y
>N

>>39566970
I give it two hues for using nethack and forcing me to cross something out of my notes. Thanks Hue

>>39567081
You're not in one of the really centralized areas. More the lizard equivalent of suburbs really.

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
>Y

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course

Y

You do you have tattoo's?

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
>Y

Sunny is evolving soon, yes?

>>39567135
>>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
and leave Kuru's alone as well since we're going to need her to get to the witches place anyways.

>Comment on Kuru's change?
only if someone else brings it up so we know we're not tripping balls.

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot
>Y

>I give it two hues for using nethack and forcing me to cross something out of my notes. Thanks Hue
>and forcing me to cross something out of my notes.
Shit, I just cursed us to QMs wraith didn't I...

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
Y

>>39567244
Means your getting better at working story plan
Be happy about that

>>39567244
Whould you like to have your possessions identified ?
>>39567135
>Just stick it in someone's bowl when you serve them <there'll be a second vote if this wins>
>Y

>>39567135
>Use this opportunity to crunch the mushroom into the pot, after you serve yourself of course
>Y

>>39567135
Avoid getting Kuru as well as yourself. Will provoke stealth roll
>Y
>N

>>39567368
Y
For the best

>>39567368
>Y

>>39567368
>>Y

>>39567368
>>N
Only good things can come of this.

>>39567368
Y
Lets not drug our guide to the witch

One d100 please
Also how do I get back to having to type in text captchas. These pictures are tiny

>>39567480
Get them wrong a few times, it should switch back.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39567480
Go Shroom Go

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>39567480
>Also how do I get back to having to type in text captchas. These pictures are tiny
luck of the draw I feel

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39567480

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39567480
Gotcha.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39567480
For the glory of satan!

>>39567505
>>39567511
You're late

>>39567511
slightly of.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>39567480
68
>writing

>>39567493
I don't know how I'm getting them right!

>>39567559
PANIC

The GM rolled a one

PANIC

>>39567559
1 is good right?

>>39567579
Oh calm down it was a 1d6.

>>39567605
inb4 heu levels of bad end

>>39567653
PANIC
PANIC
Wait hue style?
Stop panic
sigh

>>39567559
You help Kuru get the pot situated in the fire pit and a fire started under it. After noting a few inquistive gazes from your already awake siblings you decide to take a gamble with a fairly neutral compliment.

"You look nice today," you say.

Kuru practically glows and dances in place looking happy. "Thank you!"

Your fairly sure a few minutes later when auntie appears that Kuru is actually different since Auntie is really excited by whatever she sees.

"Kuru!" she says, looking shocked, "You-?"

"Yes!" Kuru says excitedly before hopping over and hugging you aunt. "Last night!"

You're going to assume the part where she's bigger is a real thing. Maybe the plants and green coloration too since nobody else appears to be different. You test the food and find it a pleasing temperature so you dole yourself some. Then you start to get Kuru some before carefully dropping the mushroom in the stew. It wouldn't do for her to be out of commission. You need her to take you to the witch later.

As you're about to put the bowl aside next to yours Kuru comes over and spots it, taking it from you with a thanks and handing it off to auntie. Oops. You stir the stew idly and after another minute divvy it out to your siblings who have lined up patiently. After they're served along with Kuru, Mom finally appears from the bedroom and accepts Kuru's offering of the rest of the pot and she begins downing it in bowl sized sips.

You eat with trepidation waiting to see what happens. You're not actually sure if the mushroom even works when mixed with other stuff. Then Din, who still eats like his food will escape and thus finished first, falls onto his back and stares at the ceiling. After a minute he begins paddling at the air sedately.
[1/2]

>>39568081
[2/2[

A few minutes later all your siblings are in some state of confusion. Shun stands staring at the ground and gripping it like he expects it to go someplace. Jho is marching around the room roaring and whipping his upper body around in some kind of strange dance, Your younger sister Min just sits there staring at her claws, slowly flexing and unflexing them. Koma seems unaffected as far as you can tell. You can't tell much since she passed out soon after she finished eating. The way she always does

Kuru seems unaffected, which is a blessing. Until mom sniffs at the pot and asks, "Kuru did you put mushrooms in this?"

"No, why?" Kuru asks, sniffing her own nearly empty bowl. "That's odd. I didn't..."

She looks at you. Then the other two adults turn and focus on you.

>I am a drunk motherfucker
>That's right 'twas I who set the house ablaze!
>I may have put something in the food...
>Cheese it
>Other?

>>39568102
>>That's right 'twas I who set the house ablaze!
>>Cheese it

>>39568102
>>Cheese it

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39568102
On second thought, changing vote from >>39568143 to
>>Other?
>Make the most innocent and adorable face possible

Followed by upon failure

>Cheese it!

Also rolling for innocence

>>39568193
This

>>39568102
>>I am a drunk motherfucker
>>That's right 'twas I who set the house ablaze!
>Cheese it
act like you were last time, scream things about fire, run

>>39568193
>>39568102
this

>>39568102
>That's right 'twas I who set the house ablaze!

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling Lizards!

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>>39568102
pic related in case people didn't understand option 2

>>39568102
>>I am a drunk motherfucker

>>39568102
Y'know I think I can combine most of these. Roll me 3d100
one for innocence, one for refuge in audacity, one for running like a madlizard

>>39568102
>Cheese it

Rolled 98, 41, 68 = 207 (3d100)

>>39568408
Run girl RUN

Rolled 37, 16, 94 = 147 (3d100)

>>39568408
Sun guide our dice!

Rolled 9, 20, 74 = 103 (3d100)

>>39568408

Rolled 79, 74, 75 = 228 (3d100)

>>39568408
SANGUINE WOULD BE PROUD OF US!

Rolled 66, 75, 11 = 152 (3d100)

>>39568408

>>39568449
Huh, that's something...

>>39568449
... did... did we just score a 98 on innocence?

>>39568449
>>39568451
>>39568456
so
>98, 41, 94

That's good right?

>>39568449
>>39568451
We innocent and can dash like mad

>>39568408
98 41 94
Alrighty then.
>writing

>>39568457
Who?

>>39568487
Yes, I bet you can't wait to see how effective it is.

>>39568518
Not at all?

>>39568518
I can only see this as any time we act innocent in the future will instantly set off suspicion.

>>39568449
You make an innocent look so believable that it would melt even the hardest of hearts... Which is why nobody who witnessed it survived its gaze.

The priesthood, upon learning of your families demise, are quick to accuse you of heresy. The trial was over before it began and naturally the punishment was death. You were than thrown in a pit and stoned by the village as a whole, in what would be one of there final acts of unity before being overrun by there savage river brethren who had heard the tale of your mothers demise... Congratulations, you ruined it for everyone.

>Reroll character/village

>>39568518
Also sanguine is the daedric prince of drunken debauchery, and plays practical jokes on mortals for fun, often involving strong hallucinogens.

>>39568504
I only take refuge in my amazing skill to flee, extra when the problem is our fault

>>39568589
What do you actually do?
Like your a namefag so i assume something but i only over see you posting LOLuDied posts

>>39568619
That's it. Hue isn't a singular namefag, it's a transitory banner of a LOLUDED shitpost.

>>39568518
You know guys i been thinking
Were stealthy
We blow up
And we like causing havoc

We should go the mad bomber route

>>39568589
That was weak man
Should have ended with us destroying the village by us acting as an trickster asshole and accidentally causing the town go berserk from a bad trip

>>39568589
actually hued/hue

>>39568712
I do imagine we would make a pretty good alchemist, if we got into potion making and infusion style magic.

>>39568712
Well, in my defense we did kill the village by acting like a trickster asshole and accidentally murdering most of the people capable of defending it.

>>39568750
I think kuru gone that route with her evolution

plant based medicine and potions with of course immunity to the stuff

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>>39568518
For a moment you consider trying to join your siblings in their drug induced stupors, but realize it would be suspicious if you were only afflicted the moment suspicion fell on you. Instead you turn to your greatest weapon. You stare down the adults with a look of innocence, confusion, and just the tinies bit of hurt at the accusation in their eyes.

Kuru immediately caves before your withering innocent face. Mom stands strong a moment longer then looks at auntie to see how she's responding. For her part, auntie looks confused. It appears she is having trouble reconciling that someone so obviously guilty would be able to put forth such an innocent image. But still you can see her preparing to harden her heart and make her accusations.

With a swift tack you change tactics. You strike a bold stance thrust your chin out and shout, "HEY!" then you lower your head and your voice and in your softest hissing whisper say, "it wass meeee!" Auntie and Mom both blink and look startled, Kuru looks at them, apparently having missed what you said entirely.

Before any of them recover you're halfway out the window. Your already to the ground by the time you spot a wad of mom's gunk pass through the space you previously occupied. You've got maybe three seconds before auntie comes through that window or, possibly, mom comes through the wall around the window.

Directions are:
>Under the house
>Into the swamp
>Up one of mom's rock stacks
>Burrow like your life depends on it
>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp
>Other?

>>39568837
>Into the swamp
>Burrow like your life depends on it
>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp

>>39568837
>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp
>Into the swamp

>>39568837
>>Into the swamp
>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp

>>39568589
You aren't funny anymore

>>39568837
Streak away like a fireball into the night.

Lizard jet engine.

>>39568837
>Into the swamp
>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp
>Burrow like your life depends on it

In the MUD

>>39568837
DEAR GOD WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

>>39568888
He never was.

>>39568589
Ya'hear? NEVER!

>>39568837
>>Under the house
and out the other side then
>>Into the swamp
where they'll have a harder time finding you
>>Burrow like your life depends on it
>>HIDE, you're a swamp colored lizard in the swamp
then we find a hole and hide less our glow betray us

>>39568910
I just imagined a basilisk lizard running off into the distance leaving a trail of fire behind it.

>>39568888
>Implying he ever was funny

I'm done for today here anyway, its ran its course for me in this thread to me as well. I'll go troll REQMs thread now. Peace!

>>39568956
Bye Hue!

>>39568837
Over the river and through the woods, we don't actually know where grandma lives so we'll make do.

Gimme 2d100

Rolled 42, 39 = 81 (2d100)

>>39568995

Rolled 73, 50 = 123 (2d100)

>>39568995

Rolled 88, 37 = 125 (2d100)

>>39568995
RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Rolled 26, 7 = 33 (2d100)

>>39568995
Here we go

Rolled 43, 26 = 69 (2d100)

>>39568995

We are definitely the troublemaker.

>>39568995
88 50
>writing

88 and 50
hope that 88 carries us through

You dive under the house, scramble along its length and out the other side. Behind you auntie slams into the mud and is immediately sniffing around for your trail. You don't wait around to find out.

Ten minutes later and about four inches into the ground you hold your breath and pray Mom can't hear you as she stomps by. You'd started digging a proper hole to hide in but the adult response time was surprisingly high and you had to settle for sitting half imbedded in the mud. This is actually a decent place to hide, according to what auntie told you. You're just not sure it's good enough to fool mom's eyes.

Eyes closed even tighter you wait for the thumping of the ground to move away. Instead it gets closer. You consider running again when you, along with a generous amount of mud are clawed out of the earth in mom's fist and she turns you to face her.

>Hey
>No regrets
>Can I go to the witch now
>This is all a big misunderstanding <specify>
>Other?

>>39569314
Glow so that she has to look away
then escape part 2

>>39569314
>Hey
>No regrets

>>39569314
>>Other?
The talking frog told me to do it

>>39569314
>>Hey
>>No regrets
she may be pissed now but give it a week and she'll be laughing her tail off when she thinks back to this.

>>39569314
>Hey
>No regrets
>Other?
Fashbang then run

>>39569314
>Hey
Utterly innocent. Even when guilty as sin.

>>39569314
>Hey

Then burst into flames and run off into the night

>>39569314
>Hey

If we get asked why we did it we have to say "It was for science"

>>39569353
Seconded.

>>39569314
>>Hey
Changing to this from >>39569497
Also
>Most innocent face possible.

>>39569353
seconded

>>39569314
Gimme 2d100 to flash your mother

Rolled 31, 34 = 65 (2d100)

>>39569577
L-lewd.

Rolled 90, 2 = 92 (2d100)

>>39569577
H

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d100)

>>39569577

Rolled 12, 37 = 49 (2d100)

>>39569577
>>39569586

>34
Of course...

SMUT FOR THE SMUT GOD!

>>39569577
So we blind her, but we don't escape her grip.

Sounds good to me.

>>39569577
90 34

I can work with this
>writing

>>39569624
so continues our trend of rolling really good for the first roll and mediocre for the second.

"Hey," you greet you mom with a as much of a smile as you can must neck deep in mud and scaled muscle.

"Do you have anything to says for yourself?" your mother asks archly.

"I regret nothing!" You push as much power into the bit you figured out was responsible for light and your skin feels like it's stretched to the breaking point, but you're rewarded with a blinding flash of light.

Judging by Mom's reaction that amount of light in double the usual amount of eyes is quite painful. You take the opportunity to dig your way out of her fist. Then you realize that at some point in the last ten minutes the mud has hardened around you. Baked dry almost. That's stupid how did it get that dry? You don't really think you're hot enough for that. Though do feel a bit warm.

Eventually Mom finishes swearing and opens one bleary eye at you accusingly.

"The talking frog tolds me to do it," you say blithely.

Her expression becomes confused as she carries you back to the house. Kuru is waiting, a quintet of smaller lizards gunked to the floor so they couldn't wander off and hurt themselves. Din and Shun's trips appear to have gone bad as a result and Kuru is trying to console them.

"Oh you caughts her," Kuru says surprised, "Is she okay?"

"I'm not sure," Mom says in a rumbling whisper, "She said something about a frog."

"While we're talking about things I see," you chip in, "Is Kuru actually covered in pretty green vines or is that the frog talking?"

Mom rubs her face and looks exasperated.

"Yes," Kuru answers for her.

"Yes, it's the frog talking?"

"No, I do have some plants," Kuru corrected.

You nod. Good to have that straightened out.

Mom drops you, mud and all, on the floor and finishes off the pot of stew.

What say/ask?
>Specify

>>39570027
>Am I grounded?

>>39570027
"Was the light pretty at least?"

>>39570027
>WHY are you covered in vines?

>>39570096
Changing vote from >>39570064 to >>39570096


Also have we discovered a cage that can hold us? A cage made of solid burned clay?

>>39570027
ask if smokey has shown up yet. Then tell about last time when you met smokey. Maybe they'll think we really are drugged as well and we'll get off scoot free.

>>39570027
Why are you covered in plants? Why does mom have so many eyes. Why didn't she eat that bear?

>>39570027
>WHY are you covered in vines?

>>39570117
Yeah, but we'd be able to chip free. We would need like. Some sort of reinforced ceramic box probably.

>>39570027
A few questions. Alright
>writing

>>39570276
"Why are you covered in vines?" you ask, struggling free of the baked mud. Without mom holding it you are pretty easily capable of breaking hardened mud.

"I finally got a new size," Kuru says, sounding very pleased with herself. "Now I can do this." she raises a hand off the floor and a leaf grows out of the wood.

"Kuru, please don't grow things from my house," Mom says sounding tired and rubbing her eyes.

"Why do you have so many eyes?"

"Same reason," Mom says, sticking her head out the window and hollering for Auntie, simultaneously setting off a new wave of bad trips in your siblings. Mom isn't quiet.

"Has Smokey been by yet?" you ask, words just pouring out of you. Maybe you did get a bit of that mushroom.

"Who?"

"Smokey the bear," you point at where Smokey is standing out in the swamp watching you, "You should eat him."

Mom follows your pointing finger then shakes her head. "I'm not eating any bears."

"Do they taste bad?"

"How are they doing?" Mom asks returning to Kuru.

"They'll be fine. It looks like the same thing Sunniva ran into on her beach trip. That's probably how she knew what it did," Kuru explains.

"Am I grounded?" you ask, dangling from the floor. You're actually feeling a bit dizzy, and really warm.

They look at you and then Kuru speaks up, "That might not actually be a bad idea."

"Noooo," you howl, then stop when everything spins around.

"I meant, I should take her to the witch. She probably has something that can clear this out of their systems, and it'll get Sunniva out of the way for a bit," Kuru finishes.

You flop onto the ground. The sick feeling that's been welling up since you blinded mom isn't going away.

>More comments/questions! <specify>
>Just sit here and wait.
>Other?

>>39570589
BOOM!!!!

>>39570589
I'm not feeling so well. Feeling sick and hot and it's getting worse. Witch time? Soon?

>>39570589
TO THE WITCH!

>>39570589
>I don't feel so good...

>I feel a little magicy, in the bad way...

>>39570589
>"I think I broke something with that flash. I feel sick."

>>39570589
>"I think I broke something with that flash. I feel sick."

>>39570589
>>More comments/questions! <specify>
"I think something went wrong after the flash. I dont feel so good."

>>39570589
Feelin' sick...
>writing

>>39571099
You moan piteously. "Don't feel good. Made all that light and now I feel bad."

"Then maybe you shouldn't eats strange mushrooms," Mom says, turning away from her conversation with Kuru.

"But I didn't eeeats any mushrooms, just you and Kuru and... them," you flop a claw in the direction of your siblings.

Kuru perks up at that. "Did you sniff it or hold it on your hand then rubs your face?"

You shake your head, "Used a rag. Didn wanna get loopy." Kuru does a quick inspection, poking a finger in your mouth then looking into your eyes. Then she does the same with a couple of your siblings and then checks back.

"What's wrong?" Mom asks.

"She's not high on mushrooms," Kuru explains, "Her eyes and mouth are normal. Hot, but normal." She shakes her hands after touching you.

"Then what's wrong with her?"

"Probably somethings magic. Overuse maybe?"

"But I didnn't dooo anythi-heeng," you complain. This isn't fair, you did like one magic today. Of course you did do a lot of magic a couple days ago until you passed out. Then you kept doing magic in secret while you tried to figure stuff out. Okay maybe you should have rested a bit more during your rest period.

"I'll takes her to Gretchen," Kuru says, gathering her things, "She'll know more than either of us.

"Do you needs a lift?" Mom asks, rolling her shoulders. "It would be faster, no?"

Kuru hesitates

>Faster, you like faster
>Kuru route, rather not risk the witch getting snippy because of Mom
>Other?

>>39571655
>Faster, you like faster
Is mom red?

>>39571655
>Kuru route, rather not risk the witch getting snippy because of Mom
We go too fast while sick and we'll be sick all over Kuru.

>>39571655
>Faster, you like faster

>>39571655
>>Faster, you like faster

>>39571655
>>Faster, you like faster
At least til we're most of the way there. we can take the last leg with Kuru.

>>39571655
>Kuru route, rather not risk the witch getting snippy because of Mom
don't need to add motion sickness to magic sickness

>>39571655
Dah red ones go fastah, but the dah purple ones?
>writing

>>39571965
dah purple ones are sneaky

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>>39571965
Mom's version of "fast" seems like cheating. She doesn't actually go much faster than a lizard running, she just doesn't have to go around things that aren't big enough to stop her. You've been riding in Kuru's bag, on mom's back for about an hour and you've yet to see anything big enough to stop her. Lots of trees have tried. Also at least one very large spider. You shudder remembering what happened to the spider. Perhaps you should be nicer to mom in the future.

Kuru doesn't say much but she does do this neat trick with a twig from a tree where she grows a fruit on it. She looks like it's a hard trick to do though. At least she splits it with you though. Then you feel sick in a new way. Fantastic. Eventually Kuru taps Mom on the neck and Mom deposits both of you on the ground. Kuru says she'll take you from there and you run off.

You're becoming rather worried. You don't think you were hallucinating earlier but not there's all sorts of colorful lights floating around. It's really distracting. You almost miss the point where you enter into a wide flat clearing with a decent sized pond with a strangely shaped house near it. It's sorta lumpy. There's even a fence around it which appears to be in place to keep out a multitude of little glowing lights hanging in the air around the clearing. Maybe you aren't hallucinating. You vaguely recall Auntie mentioning something about lights.
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>>39572500
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As Kuru gets closer to the house you hear yelling from inside just before a disturbingly shaped elf appears in the door way. She seems to float as she walks, and you're surprised she can stay upright as mishapen as she is. You remember from your iguana days watching the rock rolling table hearing how witches were hideously malformed and you can see where that reputation comes form.

"Aldera! Where are you! I can feel you futzing with magic! I told you to hold off on any of the big things until I could watch you! Alder-!" the witch calls looking around for something and eventually settling on Kuru, "Kuru? Are you the one mucking about out here? What's going on?

>That's it for today. That went in a direction I didn't expect but enjoyed.
>Next thread HOPEFULLY Monday, but I work the night before so it might start an hour or two later than usual.
>I'll stick around for any comments, questions, or things you just want to yell about.

>>39572529
What was the direction you think it was going to go?

>>39572529
The witch feels our magic going off like a rocket I take it?

How close are we to what you expected?

Bad end inc?

Our mother seems to have a fear of bears... is that more evidence towards smokey being real?

>>39572590
She feels something

>>39572589
Thought you'd get there faster. But since you didn't I get time to procrastinate more on a thing I procrastinated on for this

>>39572639
Mom's fine with bears, she's just tired today cuz someone put LSD-lite in her kids' food.

This is lizard quest. Bad ends are always impending

>>39572729
Sunny is getting to be quite a handful at this point.

I blame the magic. All these kids nowadays with their glowing skin and their flame lances, no respect I tell you. None at all.

Evolution soon?

>>39572729
Bad ends are always impending, said lamb as he posted on 4chan... He'd had a long day, between writing lizard quest posts, to having to redo his notes because of user fuckery, to following REQMs RE: monster thread, to watching pornography, it was time for him to go and eat some food. He went to the refrigerator and opened the door, only to find a disturbingly familiar bear glaring at him. Lamb knew, this was the only way the forest wouldn't burn, and for a moment... he understood... And then the bear mauled the shit out of him and he stopped understanding very quickly...

>Reroll QM...

>>39572855
Shit, the bears've gone meta, run for your lives!

>>39572855
Completely unrealistic. I haven't watched any porn today. I also opened the freezer not the fridge. Why the hell would I open the fridge to get dinner?

Also bears and I have an understanding. We keep being the same size, and we keep not fucking with each other.

>>39572996
Huh, I thought you were more a leftover chinese food kind of guy and less a prepackaged dinner meal guy...

>>39573018
I am having fish fillets

>>39573065
Huh. So much for me guessing that. Also how would I ever know there would be a /tg/ user who doesn't have every fetish ever and wasn't watching the Weekend smut thread with avid interest.

>>39573096
sadly the weekend smut rarely dips into vanilla lesbian sex

>>39573134
Isn't that what magical burst quest is for?

>>39573134
Well the ice cream fetish scene is surprisingly lacking unfortunatly